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Roy Acuff Show 5x-xx-xx (01) First Song - Y'all Come
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Roy Acuff Show 5x-xx-xx (01) First Song - Y'all Come
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Styles Mackenzie
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Roy Acuff
Royal Crown Cola presents the Roy Acup Show.
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Cousin Louis Clark
Royal Crown Turkey in the straw. Turkey in the hay. Train a good old Archie every single day.
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Brother Oswald
Chicken in the bread.
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Roy Acuff
Sand chicken.
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Cousin Louis Clark
Nice old raw Crown Cola everywhere you go.
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Roy Acuff
Best buy taste test. RC Royal Crown Cola brings you the king of the Grand Ole Opry stars, Roy Acuff and all the Smoky Mountain boys and girls. Paducah Paducah, Brother Oswald, Jimmy Riddle, Baptist Jug Band, and many others, including yours truly, Cousin Louis Clark.
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Brother Oswald
And now, folks, here he is, Mr.
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Roy Acuff
Grand Ole Opry himself, Roy Acuff.
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Cousin Louis Clark
When you live in the country, everybody is your neighbor. On this one thing you can rely.
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Brother Oswald
They'll all come to see you and.
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Cousin Louis Clark
Never they ever leave you. Then you all come see us by and by. You all come, you all come, you'll come. Oh, you all come see us when you can. You all come, you all come, you all come. Oh, you all come see us now then in folks are coming. They're coming by the dozen. Leading everything to the hay. And right after dinner, they looking at it. Dinner. And here's what you hear them say. Y'all come, y'all come, you'll come, you all come see a twin pen. You all come, you all come, you all come. Welcome to your sounding alley. Hope and more delicious had come to the kitchen and help do the dishes right away. But they all turn lean and even. Birchies are craving. You can still hear grandma say. Y'all come, y'all come, y'all come. Oh, you all come to see us when you turn. You all come, you all come, you all come. Oh, you all come see down there.
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Howdy Forrester
Oh, that's wonderful.
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Brother Oswald
Thank you.
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Howdy Forrester
A lot of time everybody seems to be in a big spirit today. All the boys seem to be feeling good. Hope all of you folks listening are feeling just as good as we are. Are you feeling all right, Cousin Louis?
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Roy Acuff
Yes, sir, Roy. I'm ready to go.
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Howdy Forrester
You see fine enough, Cousin Louie. You know, I wish they'd give away blue ribbons for things like Royal Crown Cola. Well, man, good old RC Would win them all Wouldn't he, huh?
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Roy Acuff
Yes, sir, Roy. And they do. Of course, it isn't exactly a blue ribbon. You know what the top prize in the cola field is? It's public flavor. And Royal Crown Cola is certainly the champion in its field. Only Royal Crown Cola has the best by taste test flavor. Yes, folks, in five out of six certified group taste tests from coast to coast, Royal Crown Cola was voted best tasting. And every single day more and more people are casting their vote for Royal Crown Cola. Because they know they get more for their money when they choose rc. They know from tasting RC themselves that here is the champion, here is the prize winner. So next time you feel the need for a quick up call for rc. Just say, make mine rc. Because that's the quick way to get a quick up with the one and only Best by taste Test Cola, Royal Crown Cola. And don't forget, you can enjoy RC Cola anytime, day or night. Anytime you want to feel like new. Get the best, get best tasting Royal Crown Cola.
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Howdy Forrester
That's one. Thank you. That's one that I couldn't pat. I don't know how to do that. You gotta go both going and coming. You gotta head it both ways. I found that was Jimmy Riddle with the Irish washer woman and he does a wonderful job. But right now, friends. Oh, this fellow complains a little bit about his shoes. Well, why worry about it? With a Narcy Cola in his hand, you can always enjoy him because he enjoys living. Let's make him welcome the Duke of to Duke.
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Cousin Louis Clark
Where you been, dude?
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Brother Oswald
Sure it was me. All Irish mother that, huh? What'd you say? I say, where you been? I've been trying to get up here to this place, man. I'm telling you, I ain't never seen anybody drive like people are driving today down there. I don't know what's the matter. On Saturday it looks like they go wild. Everybody's driving. I said was in a hurry for their accident to happen and get it over on Saturday.
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Howdy Forrester
They're trying to get to the office.
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Brother Oswald
Oh yeah, I tried across that street. And the policeman said, all right, hillbilly, get back and watch that light. And I got back and watched it for about a half hour. It ain't no different than any other light. I said, hey, when do I go across? He says, you gonna go across when it turns green. I said, how come got them yellow lines on the seat? He said, there's your fishes on, feller. I vetted it out now you get hit outside the line, it don't count, brother. If they miss you outside the line on one cor. They get three more shots at you at the next stoplight. And I'm telling you, since they got so many women drivers on. Pardon me for using that word on the radio. I'm sorry. You know what a woman driver is, Roy? No, that's an accident. Going someplace that happened. And my big fat wife. Oh, that's the fattest woman and the worst driver ever I've seen. I'm. She's bringing me to the airport the other day, and she's going down the street, you know. I said, you're going too fast. She said, shut your mouth. And she backhanded me once. You know how they'll backhand you in the mouth?
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Howdy Forrester
Well, I know it.
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Brother Oswald
When you get a little henfect, they'll do that to you. And I'm henfect. I'm so henfect, I don't snore in my sleep. I cackle. She busted me one, you know, and I didn't say no more. And she kept on going. The light turned yellow. She kept on going. The light turned red. She slapped on the brakes and skidded right up there and stopped on a dime. Policeman give her a ticket, too. The dime she stopped on was in the policeman's pocket. I want you to know if pedestrian ain't got a chance with my wife driving. You know what happened to one poor fella yesterday? She hit a feller and knocked him 50ft right straight up there. And you know what happened to the poor man, Roy? A policeman stood there and waited till he come down and give him a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. Brother, anybody that drives a car gives signals. They go and turn left, they stick their hands straight out, they're going to turn right. They put their hand straight up, they're going to stop, they stick it down. My wife's got them all beat. She wheeled up to a stoplight yesterday, rolled that window down, stuck out her hand, give all three signals, what? Right, straight up. And I'm going straight to the wagon. These shoes are killing me. I'm get out of here.
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Howdy Forrester
Oh, that's wonderful. Tuka Paducah. Yes, sir, you wonderful person, A fine fellow. And now then, since we've got Jimmy Riddle all seated over at Vienna, I think we might as well try to take the washboard and kind of scrub a little bit. You boys ready? Coming around the mountain.
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Cousin Louis Clark
Let's go. She comes around, around when she comes she comes round about the. When she comes she be coming around about. She be coming roundabout. She Be coming around about when she comes.
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Brother Oswald
She be driving five white horses.
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Cousin Louis Clark
When she comes she be driving four white horses when she comes she be driving three white horses she be driving two white horses she be driving one of my horse when she comes Always get an old red rooster when she comes Ellie's get an old red rooster when she comes oh, wicked old rescue when she comes.
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Howdy Forrester
Well, wonderful. That was our jug band coming around the mountain. Well, cousin Louie, I can say one thing. All this singing and dancing around here really burns up a lot of energy. You know, I'm thirsty.
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Roy Acuff
Well, there's the RC Cola cooler right over there. Roy, help yourself. And you too, boys. But you know something? I'm glad you mentioned burning up energy making you thirsty. It reminds me of something I've been wanting to say to the wives and mothers for a long, long time. Ladies, you burn up a lot of energy yourself taking care of a house and the children. Why, they use energy just like a jet plane. So why not do as thousands are doing and keep a good supply of Royal Crown Cola in your refrigerator for yourself, for your family, and best of all, for those times when friends and neighbors drop in for a visit. Brighten up the situation with the cola that makes you feel like new. Makes everybody feel like new. Just popping open a bottle of best by Taste test RC Royal Crown Cola. Take home a six bottle carton when you shop. Or better still, have your dealer put a 24 bottle case in your car. Everyone from the youngest to the oldest will enjoy the one and only cola with the best by Taste Test flavor RC Royal Crown.
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Howdy Forrester
Oh, wonderful. That was Howdy Forrester with the old time fiddle. And the tune was brilliancy. Well, this may not be so brilliancy, but we love to sing them one of our final sacred numbers. Shake my mother's hand for me when.
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Cousin Louis Clark
You reach that golden city Friends in loved ones you will see when the saints come out to meet you oh, shake my mother's hand for me Shake my mother's hand and tell her hand and tell her happy man her spirit speak when the swear ain't come out she'll be out to meet you oh, shake my mother's hands for me There are times I often wonder how can all these trials be I'm can't keep me here much longer. Oh, shake my mother's hand for me Shake my mother's hand and tell her happy may her spirit be when the slaves come out to be here after leaving you. Oh, take my mother, transform me over there. You meet my Savior Many loved ones you will see when you've had off with Jesus Hand for me Shake my mother's hand and tell their hands to tell her Happy Mary when the pains come out to me oh, shake my mother's hand for me.
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Roy Acuff
Well, that's fine singing Roy, but I see Brother Oswald's putting his shoes on. It's time for us to go.
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Howdy Forrester
And friends, anytime, it's time for best by taste test Royal Crown Cola. If you haven't tried rc, you'd like to urge it to compare Royal Crown Cola with any other cola. You compare RC and you'll never choose anything else but Royal Crown Cola. RC makes you feel like new.
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Cousin Louis Clark
Bars.
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Brother Oswald
Round and round, right foot up and left foot down when you drive.
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Cousin Louis Clark
Thirsty, drink, roll around.
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Brother Oswald
Now friends, till next time. This is cousin Louie Buck speaking.
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Roy Acuff
RC Colon for all gangs saying so long and lots of good luck.
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Styles Mackenzie
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