The Fabulous Dr. Tweedy 47-02-26 (26) Dr. Tweedy Finds A Baby

Summary

Podcast Summary: "The Fabulous Dr. Tweedy 47-02-26 (26) Dr. Tweedy Finds A Baby"

Podcast Information

• Title: Harold's Old Time Radio
• Host/Author: Harold’s Old Time Radio
• Description: Reliving the Golden Age of Radio with classic shows that families once gathered around to enjoy, featuring beloved programs like The Shadow, Abbott & Costello, Amos & Andy, Dragnet, and more.
• Episode: The Fabulous Dr. Tweedy 47-02-26 (26) Dr. Tweedy Finds A Baby
• Release Date: July 14, 2025

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Introduction

In this episode of Harold's Old Time Radio, listeners are transported back to the nostalgic era of radio dramas with "The Fabulous Dr. Tweedy." This installment, titled "Dr. Tweedy Finds A Baby," weaves a charming and humorous narrative centered around Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy, a dedicated dean of men at Potts College. The episode showcases Dr. Tweedy's eccentricities, his interactions with students and neighbors, and an unexpected turn of events involving a mysterious baby that sets the stage for comedic misunderstandings and heartfelt moments.

Main Plot

Dr. Tweedy's Classroom and the Letter of Excitement [00:00 - 02:25]

The episode opens with Dr. Tweedy passionately lecturing his eager students about Socrates, the renowned ancient Greek philosopher. His intense focus is humorously disrupted by both his hunger and Baldy, his dog, leading to a playful exchange:

Dr. Tweedy: "Stop looking at the clock. I know you're hungry. I'm hungry too. Now continue." [00:XX]

Welby Skinkle and Baldy interrupt Dr. Tweedy to deliver a registered letter, revealing that his book outline on Socrates has been accepted by P. Granite Publishing, accompanied by a $250 advance. Dr. Tweedy's excitement is palpable:

Dr. Tweedy: "They bought it. I've got to run home and dust off my typewriter." [02:02]

Encounter with Mrs. Apopolis and the Mysterious Baby [02:46 - 08:32]

After receiving the letter, Dr. Tweedy heads to the cafeteria but encounters Mrs. Apopolis, who teasingly suggests he’s in love:

Mrs. Apopolis: "Sweetie, cutie dumpling. You're in love." [03:04]

Dr. Tweedy shares his enthusiasm about writing a book on Socrates, prompting Mrs. Apopolis to offer an outrageous solution—digging up Socrates for him. The situation takes a turn when Dr. Tweedy discovers a baby left on his front porch:

Dr. Tweedy: "How could anyone abandon such a beautiful baby?" [06:20]

Welby attempts to handle the situation by calling the police, but his lack of understanding about abductions leads to comedic confusion.

Misunderstandings and the Arrival of Socrates [17:00 - 23:38]

As Dr. Tweedy tries to return the baby to the foundling home, Mrs. Apopolis arrives with Socrates, her brother, who astonishingly appears alive despite being a figure from 2,000 years ago. The characters engage in amusing dialogues as they grapple with the surreal situation:

Mrs. Apopolis: "Socrates is my Brother. He's still alive." [19:43]

Socrates’ charming and modern demeanor contrasts sharply with his ancient legacy, adding layers of humor and irony to the episode.

Resolution and Comic Conclusion [23:38 - 26:59]

The confusion culminates in a humorous police encounter where Dr. Tweedy attempts to clear his name. Welby Skinkle continues to cause comedic disruptions, including offering tea to Mrs. Apopolis and Socrates. The episode concludes with the baby, named Spartica, remaining with Dr. Tweedy, hinting at future adventures and misunderstandings.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Dr. Tweedy reflects on Socrates' greatness:

  "In my opinion, Socrates, the ancient Greek scholar is one of the greatest philosophers who ever lived." [00:XX]

• Mrs. Apopolis suggests an unconventional solution:

  "I'll dig him up for you." [03:40]

• Welby Skinkle's humorous misunderstanding:

  "He hung up. Wonder what an abduction is." [08:32]

• Dr. Tweedy's realization about the baby:

  "It's time to talk." [07:35]

• Mrs. Apopolis' modern twist on an ancient figure:

  "Socrates is my Brother. He's still alive." [19:43]

• Dr. Tweedy's playful denial:

  "I am Dr. Tweedy. You're a pretty little baby. You don't look anything like Welby." [08:06]

Key Discussions and Insights

1. Eccentric Academia: Dr. Tweedy embodies the archetype of the passionate and somewhat scatterbrained academic, bringing humor through his obsessive dedication to Socrates and his unconventional methods.

2. Community and Relationships: The interactions between Dr. Tweedy, Welby Skinkle, and Mrs. Apopolis highlight the close-knit and quirky nature of the community, emphasizing themes of friendship and misunderstanding.

3. Time and Reality: The appearance of Socrates as a living character introduces a playful exploration of time, history, and the blending of ancient and modern worlds, allowing for comedic scenarios.

4. Responsibility and Care: The subplot involving the abandoned baby serves as a lighthearted take on responsibility, showcasing Dr. Tweedy's good intentions clashing with absurd circumstances.

Conclusion

"The Fabulous Dr. Tweedy" episode masterfully blends humor, quirky characters, and an engaging plot to create a delightful radio drama reminiscent of the Golden Age of Radio. Through Dr. Tweedy's adventures, listeners experience a story rich in comedic twists and heartfelt moments, all while celebrating the timeless charm of classic radio storytelling. Whether you're a longtime fan or a new listener, this episode offers an entertaining glimpse into the whimsical world of Dr. Tweedy and his colorful community.

Transcript

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

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[Welby Skinkle]

Hey, Doc, what are you. Yeah, me. Me and Baldy come over to bring you something important.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Well, I told you to keep Baldy at home. You're a bad dog. Always following me to school. Move.

[Welby Skinkle]

I'll tell him, Paulie. Okay, squire. Doc, I'm sorry, but the postman brung this registered letter for you.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

A registered letter for me?

[Welby Skinkle]

Yes.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Oh, why, it's from the P. Granite, A publishing company. Oh, yes. I sent them the outline of a book I intended to write. Dear sir, we received the outline of your proposed book on the life of the Greek philosopher Socrates. Enclosed here with is a check for $250 in advance royalty.

[Welby Skinkle]

250 bucks? Doc, you're as rich as croakers.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

They bought it. I've got to run home and dust off my typewriter. No, I have to eat my lunch first. Let Baldy eat it. No, keep Baldy here. I don't want him starting a fight with a cafeteria cat. I'll be out as soon as I eat the cat. I'm out of here. Bye, my love.

[Welby Skinkle]

I'm at the Doc always gets so excited.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Sweetle, my Sweetle. You're late for the cafeteria.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Hello, Mrs. Apopolis. I'll have a three minute poached and toast on a book. I read a book on an egg. Oh, no, never mind. I'm too excited to eat.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Excited? No appetite?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

No, I can.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Sweetie, cutie dumpling. You're in love.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Oh no.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

And with a populous nut. Oh, I'm gorgeous. I'm such a lovely creature.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Mr. Apopolis, I have good news. I'm going to write a book. It's about one of your fellow countrymen. A brother Greek.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Greek? My brother?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes. The book I'm writing about is Socrates.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Socrates? Ah, you're right, Peter. You should write a book about him. He's a Teresa Greek.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes, the noblest Greek of them all. If it were only possible to talk with him and learn more about his life.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Ah, Tweedle, for you I'd do anything you want to meet Socrates? Okay, honey bunny, I'll dig him up for you.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Dig him up? Mrs. Poplars, you jest jazz.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Don't worry about a thing.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

You see, there were many Greek philosophers and Socrates. Oh dear. How did Baldy get in here?

[Mrs. Apopolis]

We will get Baldy out of here before my Tom can acquilish him.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes, Baldy. It's too late. He seem. Oh, Baldy, Stay away from it. I think this typewriter needs a new ribbon.

[Welby Skinkle]

Thanks, Doc.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yeah.

[Welby Skinkle]

Would yous mind if I sit here in my rocking chair and finish darning your socks?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

What a picture you make, Welby. Sitting there in the rocker with your lap full of darning. Whistler's Mother.

[Welby Skinkle]

Oh, thanks, dog.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

When Socrates was eight months old, a lot of changes came into his life. His family moved to Athens.

[Welby Skinkle]

Hey Doc, you know something? You're writing that's so good I can hear him crying.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes. Sounds just like there's a baby out in the front porch. Baby on the front porch? Oh no. Balding. This basket. Who left this baby on my front porch? You're supposed to be a watchdog. Why didn't you watch? No. Stop it. You're too late now, Baldy. Stop licking him. Her. It. Whatever it is. Well, you like the baby, don't you Baldy? But we can't leave it out here on the porch. Come on, baby. We'll take the basket inside. Well be. Look, see what I've got.

[Welby Skinkle]

Yeah. What? Well, what do you know? A baby. Yes, and you was only gone a couple of minutes.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

I found it on the front porch. Somebody left it there.

[Welby Skinkle]

No. Of all the noise. We got a sign out there that says Please make all deliveries in the rear.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

How could anyone abandon such a beautiful baby? Well, up To Daisy. I want to look at you. A tiny button nose. Let go of Aunt Cleatie's nose. Well, that's better. Ah, those blue eyes and those tiny hands. Ow. He punched me right in the eye. How can such a little hand hold into a fish? Well, it's time to talk.

[Welby Skinkle]

Yeah, it is. Say that again, kids. Oh. Oh, now the kid says it's hungry, Doc.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes, well, that's a safe translation. Might well be. Welby. Babies are always.

[Welby Skinkle]

I think I used to be a baby. Yes, I used to look just like that.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

No, no, no, no. I'm Dr. Tweety. You're a pretty little baby. You don't look anything like Welby.

[Welby Skinkle]

Hey, Doc, listen. You know something? We can't keep no baby around here while you're writing a book. Well, what are we going to do with it?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Never mind, Wealthy. I know exactly what to do in a case like this. Come along, baby. I'll be back in a few minutes.

[Welby Skinkle]

Okay. J. The doc is a sweet guy. He'll probably walk all over the neighborhood looking for the kid's parents. I know. I'll call the cops and tell them to give the doc a hand. Oh. Hello, Police station? Yeah, this is Welby skinkle speaking from 1313 College Lane. I want you should organize a manhunt on account of a little baby. Where was it? On the front portion of basket. No, it didn't walk away. It's too young. What did you say? Yeah, that's. It's an abduction. Yeah. Hello? That's funny. He hung up. Wonder what an abduction is.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

You don't say. Then what happened after you left the hospital? Oh, well, this is a fascinating conversation, but we'll have to continue it some other time. Here's the police station. I'll put your basket right here on this bench, baby. I beg your pardon, officer. Just a minute, bud. Relax. Can't you see I'm busy making out a report? Yes, well, I have a bit a. Like this. Makes me wish I was out on a beat instead of being stuck behind this desk. What happened? Some no good, cheap, chiseling punk swiped a baby. No. What a dastardly deed. Don't upset yourself, citizen. We'll nail the guy who did it. Well, this is absolutely no excuse for a thing like that. When we catch the rat, he'll have an excuse. They always do. And it's always the same one. Yes. They found it on a streetcar. Yeah, well, they. Somebody left it on their door. I got. And they always say they were on their way to report the matter to the police. The door, please. Do they always say that after they get out of the hospital? Huh, Little? You send them there for a physical checkup? Yeah. When we bring them in, they're always falling down and hurting themselves on the head. We help them up with our night state. Now, citizen, what can I do for you? Yes, will you sell me a ticket for the policeman's ball?

[Mrs. Apopolis]

It.

[Welby Skinkle]

And now back to Frank Morgan as.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

The fabulous Dr. Tweety. The baby says Dr. Tweedy found it on the front porch and took it to the police station. The police were so busy hunting for a missing baby that Dr. Tweedy decided not to disturb them. Now the baby says Dr. Tweedy is taking it to the foundling home. Now, baby, you be quiet as a mouse. Just meet booty, please. Now, now, be a good baby. I'm going to put you down here on the steps of the founding home. And then.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Yes? And then what?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Oh, you. I. Good day, madam.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

And then what?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

O Then yes.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Just why you find me that baby on my doorstep. Are you distraught?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

No, no, no, no, I'm not. I want to explain how I happen to have this baby. Well. Well, I was sitting at home quietly in my study writing a book. I found this baby right in the middle of the first chapter. After.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

That book will never be a bestseller.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

No, well. No, no, no, no. I found the baby on my front porch.

[Welby Skinkle]

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[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

I'm merely doing my duty by bringing it to the proper authority.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Then why didn't you ring the bell and tell me about it in the first place?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Ring the bell? Oh, that's funny. I never thought of that.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Why didn't you not?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Well, I, I, I didn't want to wake up all the other babies. Very well.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

I'll accept the trial as a bond.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Wonderful. Good day, madam. Just a moment.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

I'll have to have your name for the police investigation. They try very hard to find out who the child's father is.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Oh, well, naturally. Every child has father.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

And of course, they check on reports. The missing babies.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Well, naturally.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Your Name? Jean.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Name, that is. Hugh. S.N. i T A G. S.N.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Address.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

If that's the police car, you can reach me at Potfield Hospital. The Life of Socrates by Thaddeus Q. Smith. I'll start the page again. When Socrates was eight months old, a lot of changes were coming into his life. His family moved to Athens. Oh, no. Not another interruption.

[Welby Skinkle]

It's the front door, Doc. I'll get it.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yeah. Hey, Doc. Yes? Announce the Mrs. De Populus, Esquire.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Swill my swing, you cute kid. Look at the populace. Today I'm wearing turtle pushes and a turtleneck sweater. I'm the rugged outdoor type girl.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Rugged? Yes. Well, then you're not angry about what my baldy did to your Acropolis?

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Oh, no. Today Acropolis loves everybody. When I wear pedophile, I don't have to wear a tight girdle, which is shocking.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

See?

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Saddle pushers, big loose pants put loose and fancy free. Ah, you're looking at a happy Greek.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Open your eyes, twiddle, sissy, and sneak a piece.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

All right, Mrs. Apopolis. What a cost. What an outfit. What an ensemble.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

On some people it would look laggy, but on me, it looks good. Ah, populace is hot today.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes, I just got burned. You, you have an incredible couturier.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Now, wait a minute. Poor's. Not so fast. What? This couturier.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Mrs. Apopolis, please. I want to get on with my book of.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Well, that's why Apophis is here. Like I promised, I dug up Socrates.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

But he's been dead over 2,000 years.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

No, kid, you're making a mistake. Socrates is my Brother. He's still alive. He's had.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Socrates. You've got a brother named Socrates?

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Well, next we. Like you said, he's the noblest Greek of them all. You said you wanted to meet him, so here he is. Socrates, come in here. And me, Twiddle, my favorite swiggle.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

How do I get into these things? Hello, Twiddle. Here, Socrates. Your troubles are over, kids. I wish I could believe you. Look at me. I am tall, dark and handsome. I drive all the women crazy. What a gorgeous brute I am. You lie, detective, and they buy it for moving pictures. Yes, well, how do you do, Socrates? I'd like to offer you a glass of hemlock. I mean, I'll have tea. No, thanks. Boy, am I feeling good. I came down here without the Mrs. I don't have a wife, which is joking me. What a free and easy feeling. You're looking at a happy Greek. Yes, I'm looking at two happy Greeks. Would you sit down on the sofa? Okay. So far, so good. Yes, I think I should explain that there's been a slight mistake. Socrates has been dead for 2,000 years. Now, wait a minute, sport. Not so fast. Socrates is not dead. I am full of life. I'm bulging all over with gorgeous. Muffled. Yes, well, you don't understand. The Socrates I'm writing my book about was an ancient Greek philosopher. An historical figure. Oh, well, that can't be me. My figure is gorgeous.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

And my figure is gorgeous too.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes, well, I brought this on myself to continue. Your sister made a little mistake. But I'm willing to take all the blame and reimburse you for the unnecessary trip. Oh, is that something? Okay, Twiddle. I enjoyed it. And so did my little baby. Baby. What a cute kiddo. I got little Spartica next door in the backyard in a basket. Getting big and strong with plenty sunshine. My baby's got a cute trick. Yes. Always punching people in the eye. Yeah. Punch in the eye. Backyard next door. Basket. Baldy must have pulled it over to the porch.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Oh, no.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Oh, how I look. I love that kiddo. Yes. If anybody ever did anything to my father, I crush him with my bare hand. I guess it's right. I break every bone in his body. Yes, right. Where are you going, Tweedle Bones? Excuse me, I'll be right back. Welby. Welby.

[Welby Skinkle]

Yeah, Doc.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Welby, look out that back window. Is there a basket in Mrs. Apopolis backyard?

[Welby Skinkle]

Oh, no, Doc.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Well, let me see. Oh, dear. Marks along the ground. Baldy dragged that basket with a baby in it over to my front Porch. It is Socrates Baby. I've got to get him back from the fowling home.

[Welby Skinkle]

That was Socrates Baby, the guy that's been dead 2,000 years. Hey, that's a good trick.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Oh, it's you again, Mr. Smith.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes, I'm afraid you're mistaken. The name is tweezy Thaddeus Q. Ph.D.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

You told me your name is Smith.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes, well, I also told you I didn't want that baby, but I'd like it back immediately.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

I see.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Very well.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

You step this way, Dr. Greedy.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Yes.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

There she is. That nice policeman is holding her.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Policeman? Yes. Remember me?

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Shall I leave you two gentlemen alone?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Please stay here. I'm afraid I'll fall down and hurt my head. Okay, let's have the excuses. Officer, surely you please don't think that I'm the type that this is all nonsense. I mean, I wouldn't. I couldn't. I didn't. I. How many years will I get? A citizen by the name of Welby skinkle called from 1313 College Lane and reported a missing baby. Welby got me into this. Yeah, but he works for me. I live at 1313 College Lane. See, here's my driver's license. It expired three months ago. That's a $10 fine. Well, I know, but I came over on a bicycle. Bicycle? Yes. Here's your $10. Now let me tell you what happened. I was working on my Macon Book. Huh? No, no, no. I heard my baldy barking outside and his license expired. Here's the $2. Wait. Now I can prove that Welby Skinkle works for me. Here's a picture of him mowing my lawn. That's me asleep in the hammock. That's Welby Skinkle. Yes, well, I've been looking for him since New Year's Eve. Oh, you have? Will $10 cover it? Look, if that doper's the guy who called me, let's forget the whole thing. Here, here's your kid.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Hold on, hold on.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Oh, well, thank you, officer. Thank you. Come on, Spodica. Ow. Goodbye.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Well, but Officer, why did he leave his baby here in the first place?

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Well, I've heard about Sweetie. He's one of those absent minded professors over at the college. Nice respectable bachelor. He's bachelor.

[Welby Skinkle]

Here, here's some more tea for you, Mrs. Apopolis.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Thank you, kid.

[Welby Skinkle]

Yeah, and here's a cup for your brother, Socrates.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Nice work spot. Yeah.

[Welby Skinkle]

2,000 years old. You don't look it. He don't look a day over a thousand. Well, you Help yourself. I'll see you later.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Thank you, fat boy.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Boy, what a fat figure that Welby has. Look at those. Curved, saturated.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

Oh, forget it, Tito. Yours is much more gorgeous than his. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. A baby. Sweetle, what are you doing with my Sparta? Well, I just couldn't resist going out and looking at the little rascal. She's beautiful. We went for a little run, a walk and, well, she's such a striking little girl. Ow. Oh, she's crazy about you. She hits you in the eye. Yeah. Oh, Sparta. I can get along fine. I'm so sorry that you have to go. Strike home right away and take her from me. Who says we gotta go home right away? We stay. Oh, no, no. You gotta go home.

[Mrs. Apopolis]

Oh, no.

[Dr. Thaddeus Q. Tweedy]

If you love Spartacus so much, we're gonna stay a whole week here. You can play with her now. My sister and me are going to a movie. Come on. Come, come. Spartica. You. You can sit on Uncle Tweety's lap while he works on his book. I'll start the page again. When Socrates was eight months old, a lot of changes came into his life. His family moved. Athens. Oh, dear. Changes. Frank Morgan will be back in just a moment. First, here is sa. Here again is Frank Morgan with his thought for the week. My topic for today is love. A girl in love soon discovers that a man isn't necessarily a good match just because he's always lit. Which brings me to my thought for the week. When two lovers kiss and make up, he gets the kiss and he gets the makeup. Oh. Good luck. This is the United States Armed Forces Radio Service, the voice of information and education. It.