
The Lone Ranger - Old Andy Clarks Mule
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Narrator
A fiery horse for the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty hi O.
Vic Fletcher
Silver the Lone Ranger.
Sam
Sa. Sam.
Narrator
When gold was discovered in the western United States, thousands and thousands of men hurried to the new territory. Most of them were honest and worked hard at their claims. But criminals were drawn to the gold fields as well. And the honest prospector found it hard to protect their property. It was in the gold country that the Masked Rider of the plains did some of his greatest work in the cause of justice. And in time, he brought law and order to the lawless frontier. Return with us now to those thrilling days when the west was young. From out of the past come the thundering hoof beats of the great horse.
Vic Fletcher
Silver.
Narrator
The Lone Ranger rides again.
The Lone Ranger
Come on, Silver. We're heading for Danville, fellows. Waiting on the trail ahead.
Sam
Hey.
The Lone Ranger
Oh, Silver.
Sam
Away.
Narrator
As our story opens, a small but wiry old man is urging his stubborn pack mule down the trail toward Danville.
Andy Clark
Dad.
Lige Brinker
Rat.
Andy Clark
You know, can't you make no better time than that? Gosh, I don't know why I put up with you the way I do. I swear to heaven, you're the most stubborn, cantankerous, wrong headed and addle pated critter ever was wished on a long suffering umber like me. Now get up. That's right. I says get up. And you stop. Now get away from that there grass. Don't be all us thinking of your stomach. We gotta get home to my daughter. And I'm telling you right now, Noah, when we get there, I'm sellin you off. And if nobody'll pay cash for you, I'll give you away. Blast you. Get along.
Vic Fletcher
There ain't no hurry, Andy.
Sam
Huh?
Andy Clark
Who said that? Who's there?
Vic Fletcher
Just stand where you are, Andy, if you don't aim to get drilled.
Sheriff Toddo
Come on, fellas.
Andy Clark
Vic Fletcher?
Sheriff Toddo
Uh huh.
Vic Fletcher
I want you to meet my friends Lige Brinker and Mike Moody.
Andy Clark
Them poon cats.
Mike Moody
That's a mighty reckless thing to say, Andy. When you're looking into the business end of this here gun, you ain't scaring me.
Andy Clark
Where the hoot, Lige? Vic, I never had much use for you, but I never thought you traveled with crooks like these.
Vic Fletcher
Well now you know.
Andy Clark
And Peggy's gonna know too.
Vic Fletcher
Maybe she. And maybe she won't.
Mike Moody
Quit arguing with the old kaja, Vic. Let's get his gold. Hey, what are you laughing about, you old fool? You think we're fooling? You're gonna find out different.
Andy Clark
So you want the gold has to pan out, huh?
Mike Moody
And we're taking it.
Andy Clark
And you thought I didn't savvy what you was up to that time a week back when you come prowling around my camp.
Mike Moody
You seen me.
Andy Clark
It'd take a crook, a heap slicker than you, Lige, to put anything over on me. So if it's a gold you want, just try and find it. Go right ahead.
Mike Moody
Why you. Vic. Mike. Look in them pack saddles.
Vic Fletcher
Yeah, you must have that dust around somewhere.
Andy Clark
And then when you get through hunting in them saddlebags, you can search me.
Mike Moody
If the gold ain't here, where is it?
Andy Clark
That's something you won't never find out. Why, I had a notion maybe you'd try a stunt like this. So I put that dust where it'd be safe till I get to town and back with somebody to keep guard.
Vic Fletcher
Nothing in the saddlebags, Lige.
Andy Clark
Told you, didn't I, Mike?
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Yeah.
Mike Moody
Andy here's got a notion. He don't want to tell us where he hid his dust.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
There's ways of getting him out of that notion, Lige.
Sheriff Toddo
Uh huh.
Mike Moody
That's what I was thinking. Suppose you could persuade him?
Andy Clark
Sure, I don't care.
Mike Moody
You aim to tell us where that goal is?
Andy Clark
I won't tell you nothing. You thieving, low down, sneaking coyotes. And you ain't gonna get away with this either.
Cliff Dolan
No.
Vic Fletcher
Come on, Lige. We gotta head back for town.
Mike Moody
Mike, me and Vic can't waste no time on this loco idiot. We're gone from town too long. Maybe we'll be asked questions when Andy don't show up. Yeah, but you're a trapper, Mike. You don't ever come to town. Listen. It's for supplies.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Mean you want me to take care of Andy?
Mike Moody
There's nobody but me. And Vic knows where your cabin is, Is there?
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
I'll give a thousand cash to anybody figures they can find it.
Mike Moody
Then that's where you're taking Andy.
Andy Clark
You gonna keep me prisoner?
Mike Moody
Unless you change your mind about telling.
Andy Clark
I ain't.
Mike Moody
But you will, Andy. You will get our horses.
Andy Clark
Vic lives. There's gonna be questions asked if I don't get to town soon. I told a stranger in his engine pod to let Peggy know that I was heading for home.
Mike Moody
And how do you figure that's gonna
Andy Clark
help you when I don't show? Feller sent out to look for me.
Mike Moody
They're welcome to look all they want. But once in Mike's cabin, they ain't going to find you, and that's for sure.
Vic Fletcher
There's the horses.
Sheriff Toddo
LI thanks.
Andy Clark
Come on, you blasted skunks.
The Lone Ranger
Now pay no mind.
Mike Moody
Anything Andy calls you Mike, get that gold. And don't be particular how you make him talk.
The Lone Ranger
Get up there. Get up there.
Mike Moody
Get up there.
Sheriff Toddo
This must be where old Andy said his daughter lived. Tando, I'm sorry we were delayed getting to town, but I have an idea we beat Andy here anyhow. Remember, Tanto, we're only to tell Peggy that her father's on his way home. Don't mention the gold he found. He wants to save that for a surprise.
The Lone Ranger
Me?
Narrator
No.
Sheriff Toddo
Come on, kimosabe. I hope my mask doesn't frighten her. I didn't want to put on a disguise. Me.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Here. Footsteps.
Mike Moody
Must be her.
Sam
Who? A madman and a redskin.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What's the matter, Peggy? Who's at the door?
Sheriff Toddo
Don't be alarmed, Peggy. We're not outlaws. We have a message from your father.
Sam
My father?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What's that? You were bringing word for Mandy.
Andy Clark
You are crook.
Sheriff Toddo
Careful, Sheriff, don't slap leather.
The Lone Ranger
You.
Sam
Sheriff, wait. Maybe. Maybe they do know something about Paul.
Sheriff Toddo
Is something wrong?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
You just bet there's something wrong. And if you've seen Andy, speak up and tell about it.
Sheriff Toddo
We'll be glad to.
Sam
Won't you come inside?
Sheriff Toddo
Thanks. Come, Tyler. Who are these men?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Them two are Vic Fletcher and Lige Brinker. They's the one found Andy's mule.
Vic Fletcher
Howdy, stranger.
Sam
And. And this is my friend, Cliff Dolan.
Cliff Dolan
Afternoon, mister.
Sheriff Toddo
What did you say about Andy's mule being found?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Vic and Lige found it west of town, heading this way all by itself.
Sheriff Toddo
But Andy, what happened to him?
Cliff Dolan
That's what we don't know, stranger. The mule showed up three days ago. We figured at first that maybe Andy broke a leg or something, let the mule go on ahead so his help would be sent. But we searched all up and down the trail of the hills and we ain't found hide nor hair of him.
Sheriff Toddo
What about the gold?
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Gold?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What are you talking about?
Sheriff Toddo
Sheriff, I promised Andy I wouldn't tell about it. But under the circumstances, I think I'd
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
better get on with it.
Sheriff Toddo
Tahlo and I met Andy in his camp in the hills a couple of weeks ago. He said if we happen to ride in this direction, to let his daughter know he'd be coming home soon. But he asked us not to mention the gold so that he could give Peggy A surprise?
Sam
Sheriff, do you think that.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
That he was held up for his gold? Well, it could be.
Sam
Well, then. Then that could mean he. He's dead.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Oh, now, Peggy, I don't want to set you to worrying any more than you are already. Shucks, come to think about it, most likely the gold didn't have nothing to do with your pa's disappearing at all, Sheriff.
Vic Fletcher
I think it did.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What's that, Vic?
Vic Fletcher
Let me ask you a couple questions first, Sheriff, have you ever heard afore about Andy finding gold?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
It was news to me.
Vic Fletcher
And to me and Lige here, too. And I bet it's the first Peggy or Cliff heard about it. Ain't that so?
Cliff Dolan
Yes, it was just as much news to me as it was to the sheriff.
Vic Fletcher
Just think it over, Sheriff. This mask on Bree here and the engine are the only ones to know about that gold.
Sheriff Toddo
What are you getting at?
Vic Fletcher
Just this, stranger. I'm here to say you fellas killed Andy, stole his dust, then come here with a story of yours so folks wouldn't be suspecting you.
Sheriff Toddo
Did you say your name was Vic Fletcher?
Vic Fletcher
Of course it is. Oh, now, what's that got to do with us?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Just a second. Well, stranger, you heard Vic. What you got to say?
Sheriff Toddo
If we'd stolen the gold, why would we stay here instead of clearing out of this part of the country?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
You might have had reasons.
Sheriff Toddo
We don't know about Sheriff Toddo. And I liked Andy. If anything's happened to him, we're just as anxious as you to learn what it is.
Vic Fletcher
What else could you say?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Maybe so, stranger, but I reckon, things being the way they are, I'll have to hold you for questions.
Sheriff Toddo
I don't think you will.
Vic Fletcher
Come on, Toto.
Sheriff Toddo
We're leaving.
The Lone Ranger
Don't let her get away. Sir, come back here. Watch out. Oh, my head. An expert in the draw again. We'll get the same hurry, Tanner.
Andy Clark
Hail.
The Lone Ranger
We'll find a place to camp Tyler, then look into this, huh? I'm afraid it's something more than just an accident that's kept Dandy from getting home. Why do you think that? If it weren't, he'd have been found along the trail. I believe someone else knew about Andy's gold.
Lige Brinker
Remember that?
The Lone Ranger
Right. And another thing. That young chap who called himself Vic Pletcher. That's not his name. He didn't recognize me because when we met before, I was in disguise. But that other time, he called himself Jerry Morton Hunter member. The law couldn't prove anything against him, but he was suspected of a score of crimes. And he hemmed Steel Cole. I don't know, Tuttle. But we're going to find out. Come on, Silver.
Narrator
That night in the shack that Vic and Lige shared, the two men talked over their plans.
Mike Moody
Vic, that was a slick stunt.
Lige Brinker
Pointing suspicion that the mask fell on the redskin.
Mike Moody
As long as the sheriff had to find out about the gold. This will keep him from wondering what we've been doing the times we was out of town.
Vic Fletcher
I got a better idea than that.
Narrator
Lige.
Lige Brinker
Yeah, I suppose you've noticed I ain't
Vic Fletcher
been getting any place with Peggy of late.
Mike Moody
A blind fella could see she's all taken up with that Cliff Duelling.
Vic Fletcher
Well, what would you say if we
Lige Brinker
was to make it look like he robbed old Andy?
Mike Moody
Cliff?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Right.
Vic Fletcher
Don't you get it?
Lige Brinker
Who'd suspicion us of framing Cliff after
Sheriff Toddo
we said the mask Thriller most likely stole Andy's.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
The masked man again.
Sheriff Toddo
I haven't got much time.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
You.
Sheriff Toddo
You've got to do exactly as I say.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
I thought I seen the last of you yesterday.
Sheriff Toddo
But you didn't. Toto and I are staying until Andy's disappearance is solved.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
If Peggy and Cliff hadn't sort of taken a liking to you, I'd see you jailed, guns or no guns.
Sheriff Toddo
They believe I'm innocent.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Maybe they do, but that ain't saying I'm agreeing with him. Sir.
Sheriff Toddo
We're not even sure yet there's been a crime committed. But if there has been, I think I know the men who did it.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Huh?
Sheriff Toddo
Did you know that Vic Fletcher has gone by other names in different parts of the country?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Is that a fact? Say, I wonder.
Sheriff Toddo
Yes.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
I just happened to think of something that struck me funny at the time.
Sheriff Toddo
What was that?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
I told you. It was Vic and Lige found Andy's mule. But I ain't so sure that after they found it they had any intention of bringing it to town.
Sheriff Toddo
Why do you say that?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Because I run into him on the trail with that mule. And when I first seen him, they was going away from town. Then when I caught up, they said they was just heading for the Bar K outfit to see about some hosses and coming back.
Sheriff Toddo
Seems strange. They wouldn't have reported finding the mule right away. They knew its importance.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
That's what I was thinking.
Sheriff Toddo
And perhaps you'll be willing to help me make a test.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
A test?
Sheriff Toddo
I've been listening outside the cafe and I happen to know that Vic and Lige are coming here soon to ask you if you've seen me. You'll do What I say it won't prove their guilt, but at least it'll show whether or not I'm on the right trail.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Go ahead. I'm listening.
Sheriff Toddo
When they come to your office, tell them this.
Lige Brinker
The masked fellow's camp is just over there, ain't it?
Mike Moody
Beyond the gully.
Lige Brinker
I wonder how in blazes he could know anything about what we done. Maybe he don't. Maybe he's just bluffing. But we can't take no chances. He told the sheriff that when he talked to Andy, the old idget mentioned he was scared of being held up by a couple of fellas from town. Yeah, but what I can't figure out is why the masked fellow didn't name us to the sheriff if he was telling the truth. Don't you recollect the sheriff seeing the masked man heard us coming and cleared out before we got there? I didn't see nothing of him. He most likely went out the back way. Anyhow, he told the sheriff he'd be back in the morning to give names. And if he does, we'll have some explaining to do. Can't nothing be proved. But we'll be a lot safer if he don't never get to see the sheriff. I reckon you figure they're asleep by this time.
Mike Moody
They ought to be.
Lige Brinker
We've been hiding here ever since we trailed them from town. I want some action.
Sheriff Toddo
Come on.
Lige Brinker
We'll sneak up on them now. Careful of making any noise. There they are, rolled up in their blankets. We've got him dead to right. Ready? Yeah. Then come on.
Vic Fletcher
All right, you fellas, you're eating lead.
The Lone Ranger
Don't make no move for your shooting irons. What's that? You fella?
Vic Fletcher
Watch the engine. Lige. Stranger, you feel this gun? I got pressed again. Ya. Well, in just about two seconds I'm pulling the trigger.
Narrator
The curtain falls on the first act of our thrilling Lone Ranger drama. Before the next exciting scenes. Please permit us to pause for just a few moments.
Sam
Sam.
Narrator
Now to continue the story. The Lone Ranger, knowing that old Andy Clark had found gold, suspected something more than an accident. When the old man failed to arrive in Danville, his suspicions pointed to Vic Fletcher and Lige Brinker. The two men hoping to prevent the Lone Ranger from talking, attacked him in his camp realm.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Vic.
The Lone Ranger
At them silver. That horse they're gonna get trifled over. Your own, not that gun.
Mike Moody
There it is.
The Lone Ranger
I dropped up with your hands, Vic. You clapped with them.
Vic Fletcher
If it hadn't been for them horse.
Sheriff Toddo
I have been trained to handle men like you.
Mike Moody
No don't shoot us. Why did you attack, stranger?
Vic Fletcher
We thought you were somebody else.
Mike Moody
Yeah, that's right. It was just a mistake.
Sheriff Toddo
A bad mistake.
Mike Moody
You ain't gotta do anything to us, are you?
Sheriff Toddo
Where are your horses?
Vic Fletcher
Just back aways behind them trees.
Sheriff Toddo
All right, get going and keep on going.
Mike Moody
Come on, Vic.
Sheriff Toddo
I'm coming.
Mike Moody
Why are you not keeping here?
Sheriff Toddo
It wouldn't do any good to make them prisoners tatter their attacks tonight. Reveal the fact that they've had something to do with Andy's disappearance.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
That's right.
Sheriff Toddo
We still don't know where Andy is. He may be a prisoner, he may be dead. He may be lying somewhere wounded. But we have to let Vic and Lige remain free until we learn the truth.
Mike Moody
Best of luck. Now what are we gonna do?
Vic Fletcher
Right now I'm going inside and get ready for bed.
Mike Moody
Yeah, what about tomorrow? The masked fellow sees a sheriff you're not flame. Well, that's what I mean.
Vic Fletcher
There ain't nothing we can do to stop it missing out just now. The masked man ain't gonna give us another chance at him.
Mike Moody
You think I don't know that?
Vic Fletcher
Like that Lampvic, like I said afore, maybe it was just bluffing.
Mike Moody
You can't depend on it.
Vic Fletcher
And anyhow, they can't prove nothing on us. They gotta find Andy before they can do that. If they find him in that cabin, I'll eat my shirt.
Mike Moody
Just the same, things are getting mighty uncomfortable.
Vic Fletcher
Wonder if Mike's got Andy to talk yet.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
I don't know.
Vic Fletcher
There's two things we gotta do now.
Mike Moody
Yeah? What's them?
Vic Fletcher
I told you I had a scheme to frame Cliff, didn't I? Well, that's the first thing we gotta do. If the sheriff think Cliff's to blame for all this. And nothing a mask fella can say is gonna hurt her.
Mike Moody
And what's the other thing?
Vic Fletcher
Make Andy talk. Then get rid of him.
Mike Moody
Get rid of him.
Vic Fletcher
Don't ask foolish questions. You savvy what I mean? Just as well as I do. Come on. Blow out the lamp and turn in.
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Narrator
Early the following evening, Vic and Lige entered the sheriff's office.
Vic Fletcher
Howdy, Sheriff.
Sheriff Toddo
Evening.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Good evening, fellas. What can I do for you?
Vic Fletcher
Well, you seen anything more of that masked fellow after what he said to you yesterday?
Mike Moody
No.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
He promised to come back. But he didn't.
Mike Moody
He didn't.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
That's what I said, ain't it?
Vic Fletcher
Just what I thought. You see what he was doing, Sheriff?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What do you think he was doing?
Vic Fletcher
That was just a bluff about Andy telling him anything. He's still trying to get you to suspect somebody else instead of him.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
That might be so.
Mike Moody
Of course it is. Why else would he stay away after saying he'd be back?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
I couldn't tell you, Sheriff. Yeah?
Vic Fletcher
I don't know whether I ought to say anything or not. Well, what do you think, Lige?
Mike Moody
It's up to you, Vic.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Look here, if you've got something to say, say it. If you haven't, don't be wasting my time.
Vic Fletcher
Sheriff, it's like this.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What's like what?
Vic Fletcher
You know that Mask fella we were just talking about?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Sure, I know.
Vic Fletcher
Now, you understand I ain't saying that Cliff's done anything wrong. Matter of fact, I'd say Cliff's as straight an ombre as you're likely to find around these parts.
Lige Brinker
But.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Well, doggone it, if you can't tell your story without stopping all the time. Get out of here.
Mike Moody
Sheriff, what Vic's trying to say is we seen Cliff talking to the Mask fella.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Yeah.
Vic Fletcher
And what struck me and Lige funny was they're trying to keep anybody from seeing him. Of course, like I said, I ain't for a minute accusing Cliff of being in cahoots with an outlaw. But things being the way they are, I. Well, I thought maybe you'd like to look into it for yourself.
Mike Moody
Why don't you go to Cliff's place, Sheriff, and ask him what him and the Mask fella was talking about?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
You think I oughta?
Vic Fletcher
It's only fair to give Cliff a chance of clearing himself, ain't it?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Do you know that he's been accused of anything yet? Well, I. But won't hurt none to ask, I reckon. Come along.
Mike Moody
Sure.
Vic Fletcher
Our horses are just outside.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
I'll see what Cliff's got to say. But if he's been up there and think crooked, then I'll be the most surprised fellow in this county. Steady there. Get up. Get along with you.
Vic Fletcher
Get up there.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Here's Cliff's place.
Vic Fletcher
There's a light inside. He's home all right.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Who's there?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
It's me, Cliff. The Sheriff. Open up.
Cliff Dolan
The door ain't locked. Go on in. Evening, Sheriff. Hey, what are these poor cats doing here?
Vic Fletcher
Shucks, Cliff. There ain't no use you and me calling each other hard names just because we happen to like the same girl.
Cliff Dolan
Well, what are you doing here with the sheriff?
Mike Moody
I reckon the sheriff can tell you that.
Cliff Dolan
What's it all about, Sheriff?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Vic and Lyde's been telling me you were seen talking to the mask fellow, Cliff.
Cliff Dolan
And what of it?
Vic Fletcher
You see, he was talking to him. He admits it.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What was you talking about?
Cliff Dolan
I'm sorry, Sheriff. That's something I can't tell you.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Can't or won't?
Cliff Dolan
Just can't, that's all.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
You ain't forgetting I'm the law around here, are you, Cliff?
Cliff Dolan
I ain't forgetting nothing.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Then maybe you're forgetting there's a heap of suspicion about the masked fellow lately.
Cliff Dolan
I said I wasn't forgetting nothing.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Oh, gosh, I don't know just what to do about this, Cliff. There ain't no young fellow around here I like better than I do you. And it sure hurt Peggy a lot if she was to think you was mixed up in anything that might have happened to her Pa. But if you're going to stand there and defy me like that, I'll just have to jail you.
Cliff Dolan
I guess I said I wouldn't tell you what me and the masked fellow was talking about, Sheriff. But there's something else I gotta tell you.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Huh?
Vic Fletcher
Look at here. Gold dust.
Cliff Dolan
Where'd you get that?
Vic Fletcher
Right from underneath the pillow on your car.
Cliff Dolan
That ain't so.
Mike Moody
I seen Big Finder myself. It was right where he said it was, Sheriff. You don't believe it? You can look out of the pillow yourself. There's still dust sticking to the bed.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
But it can't be.
Vic Fletcher
And I'll bet this was part of the gold Andy was supposed to have found.
Mike Moody
Gosh, Cliff, I never figured you for a crook.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Well, what have you got to say for yourself, Sheriff?
Cliff Dolan
I started to tell you something just before Vic stopped me.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Uh huh.
Cliff Dolan
And if I'm right about it, I think I can prove I'm innocent. Yeah, I was out of town this afternoon. Went riding over toward the hills.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What about it?
Cliff Dolan
You know Mike Moody, don't you?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
The trapper? Sure I do.
Cliff Dolan
Well, he was always one to hide out. He never wanted anybody to Find his cabin. And knowing the woods and the hills like he does, it wasn't hard for him to fix a place that nobody could find.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Go on.
Cliff Dolan
Well, today I found it.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
You.
Mike Moody
You what? Found Mike's cabin?
Cliff Dolan
I did.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
What's his cabin got to do with proving you innocent?
Cliff Dolan
Sheriff, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Andy ain't there with Mike. But I do know there's two fellows in that cabin. I seen him moving around from a distance.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Well, if you thought Andy was there, why didn't you get him and have Mike drill me? Anyhow, it took you long enough to tell me about it.
Cliff Dolan
Well, I just got back. I was going over to your office after I cleaned up a bit. Sheriff, you got to go there with a posse and see who's in that cabin before you jail me. If Andy's there, then he can tell you I never robbed him.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Can you take me there tonight?
Cliff Dolan
Well, I don't know. It's pretty dark. But I could take you there first thing in the morning.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Then that's what you're going to do. And between now and then, you're staying here with me so as I can
Cliff Dolan
keep an eye on you.
Vic Fletcher
Large, everything's going against us. And all because Mike let that blame you get away when we left him with Andy.
Mike Moody
I'll tell him a few things.
Vic Fletcher
Blame? Lucky for us, Cliff can't find the cabin at night. Steady.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
There.
Vic Fletcher
That gives us time to ride out there. First, get rid of Andy and make sure Mike don't do no talking.
Mike Moody
How about the gold?
Vic Fletcher
Maybe Mike's found out where it is by this time. But if he ain't to blaze us with it, the main thing is to save our hides.
Mike Moody
Get up there. Get up there.
The Lone Ranger
Is that you, Tano?
Andy Clark
Oh, Scott. Oh, Scott.
Sheriff Toddo
Is everything ready?
The Lone Ranger
You hurry. Here's over. We ride fast. We'll have to.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Getting hungry, Andy?
Andy Clark
Of course I'm hungry.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Well, I reckon I made it plain what you had to do to get grub.
Andy Clark
Blast your thieving hide.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Mike, just tell where you hid your gold and you can fill your stomach till it busts. But if you're stubborn, you keep on getting nothing but bread and water once a day.
Andy Clark
If I told you where the gold was, you'd drill me.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Yeah.
Andy Clark
You couldn't let me go free to tell the law about you and them crooked partners of yours.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Well, suit yourself. Gosh, this is good grub. Best I've cooked up for a coon's age. I think I'll have another helping of them beans. And maybe I'll you needn't get excited, Andy. Couldn't be nobody but Vic and Lige. They're the only ones knows where this place is. Mike. Hey, howdy, Vic. Howdy, Lige. Man, what are you looking so scared about, Mike?
Mike Moody
Has Andy told you where the gold is yet?
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
He's still holding out. But after he's missed a couple of more square meals, why, I reckon he'll.
Vic Fletcher
We can't wait for that. But we'll ask if Cliff Dolan find your cabin. He's bringing a law here first thing in the morning. What?
Mike Moody
That's a fact, Mike. Cliff must have stumbled on this place accidentally.
Vic Fletcher
Why, the Lige untie Andy, will you?
Mike Moody
Sure.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
What do you want to untie him for?
Vic Fletcher
We gotta let the gold go. All it counts now is to see that Andy don't have the chance to do no talking.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Meanin'.
Vic Fletcher
I reckon you savvy what I mean? All right.
Andy Clark
I always said you fellas is lower than the meanest snake that ever lived.
Mike Moody
Keep your mouth shut.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
All right.
The Lone Ranger
There you are. Now get moving.
Andy Clark
Where are you taping me?
Vic Fletcher
Where nobody'll know whether you was drilled or not.
The Lone Ranger
Get along with you. We found the one. Sorry. What's the mask man? The sheriff.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
You bet it's the sheriff. And from the looks of things, we just got here in time.
The Lone Ranger
Well, you won't get out. Good work, Toddle. Bring him in here.
Sheriff Toddo
Mike, if you or lies try that, you'll get shot.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
Andy, are you all right?
Andy Clark
Fit as a fiddle, Cliff, but well. Well, maybe I am just a wee bit hungry.
Vic Fletcher
I thought you fellas weren't coming this way till morning.
Mike Moody
Cliff said he couldn't find the cabin in the shucks.
Cliff Dolan
I couldn't have found it in the daytime for that matter.
The Lone Ranger
What's that?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
If you ask the mask feller, maybe he'll explain to you.
Sheriff Toddo
Right. None of us knew where the cabin was. You and Vic led us to us.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
Did you hear that, you blasted fools?
Sheriff Toddo
When I talked to Cliff this morning, I told him what to do. He rode out of town in the afternoon. Then when he talked to the sheriff, he pretended to have found the cabin while he was gone.
Vic Fletcher
How'd you know we had Andy in a cabin?
Sheriff Toddo
You and Lige gave yourselves away when you attacked Towno and me and our camp. Tahno trailed you to your cabin and heard you mention this place.
Mike Moody
Well, I'll be tar gond.
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
But even the masked fellow couldn't have done much if it hadn't been for Andy's mule. It was the mule showing up without Andy. That made us suspect something was wrong as soon as we did.
Mike Moody
That was your mistake, Mike.
Lige Brinker (alternate or same as G)
I forgot all about the mule.
Andy Clark
You say it was that dad ratted cantankerous critter that helped get me out of this fix?
Sheriff Toddo (alternate or same as H)
It was.
Andy Clark
And I was going to give him away. Sheriff, A feller don't ever know and amuse his best friends. From now on, that critter of mine's feeding on the finest oats money can buy a dozen times a day.
The Lone Ranger
Come on, Silver old fellow, there's going to be trouble in Beaver Falls.
Lige Brinker
It. Sam.
Narrator
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Podcast Summary
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode: The Lone Ranger - Old Andy Clarks Mule
Date: May 28, 2026
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
In this episode of "Harold's Old Time Radio," the classic drama “The Lone Ranger – Old Andy Clark’s Mule” takes center stage. Set during the boisterous days of the Western gold rush, the episode explores the fate of an old prospector, Andy Clark, his stubborn mule, and the trouble that arises when word of Andy’s gold discovery spreads. The Lone Ranger and his trusted companion Tonto must navigate suspicion, greed, kidnapping, and cunning schemes to restore justice and safety to a lawless frontier.
“You thieving, low down, sneaking coyotes. And you ain't gonna get away with this either.”
– Andy Clark (05:30)
“Just this, stranger. I'm here to say you fellas killed Andy, stole his dust…”
– Vic Fletcher (09:11)
“But if you’re going to stand there and defy me like that, I’ll just have to jail you.”
– Sheriff Toddo to Cliff Dolan (22:20)
“And I was going to give him away. Sheriff, a feller don’t ever know and amuse his best friends. From now on, that critter of mine’s feeding on the finest oats... a dozen times a day.”
– Andy Clark (27:59)
Andy Clark (05:30):
"You thieving, low down, sneaking coyotes. And you ain't gonna get away with this either."
Vic Fletcher (09:11):
"Just this, stranger. I'm here to say you fellas killed Andy, stole his dust..."
Sheriff Toddo (22:20):
"But if you’re going to stand there and defy me like that, I’ll just have to jail you."
Andy Clark (27:59):
"And I was going to give him away. Sheriff, a feller don’t ever know and amuse his best friends. From now on, that critter of mine’s feeding on the finest oats money can buy a dozen times a day."
The episode blends suspense, classic Western dialogue, moral lessons, and a touch of humor—especially in Andy’s banter with his mule. The Lone Ranger upholds his signature dignified, steady presence, while the villains are portrayed with an appropriate mix of menace and bluster. The camaraderie and quick wit of the supporting characters infuse the story with period charm.
This classic Lone Ranger story masterfully delivers all the iconic elements of Golden Age radio drama: high-stakes frontier justice, clever schemes, a stalwart hero in the Lone Ranger, and a satisfying, heartwarming conclusion. The episode stands as a tribute to ingenuity, loyalty, and the importance of not underestimating even the most stubborn of companions—human or animal.