
The Lone Ranger - Toll Booth at Eagle Pass
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Clem Peabody
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Clem Peabody
Over.
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A fiery horse with a speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty high.
Clem Peabody
Silver. The Lone Ranger. It. Sam,
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A phantom figure of the plains, rode the trails of the western United States, helping the agencies of law to bring peace to a lawless new land. It was the famous Lone Ranger. His identity unknown to anyone except his loyal Indian friend, Tonto. Adventure always followed him in his exciting exploits. So let's thrill once again as we turn back many years to the wild and untamed west of old. The Lone Ranger rides again.
Clem Peabody
Come on, Silver. Oh, boy. Until. Silver away.
Narrator
Eagle Pass was a narrow cut between two sheer walls of solid rock. It separated the fertile valley where fine cattle grazed from the trail that led to the nearest shipping point. The general store and hotel run by old Pop Carter was located at the pass. Here the cattlemen were accustomed to pause for rest and supplies before continuing their cattle drives eastward. In the first scene of our Lone Ranger drama, we find Clem Peabody guiding his large herd toward the pass.
Clem Peabody
Hey there, pup. Don't go if you ain't a sight for sore eyes. Hi, Clem.
Tonto
Maybe you won't be so glad to see me when you hear what I gotta tell you.
Clem Peabody
Whoa there, Boo. Skitty boy. I'll draw up and pass a word while I wait for the critters to catch up to me. I got the finest stock ever. Just look at them long horn here. What's the matter? You look like you'd aged 10 years since last time I come through here.
Tonto
Reckon I have, Clem. Things ain't been good with me.
Clem Peabody
The matter?
Tonto
Big Bill Lawson's outfit.
Clem Peabody
Them Carthy's working around here?
Tonto
Not exactly, but you'll have trouble with them.
Clem Peabody
I got men to wipe them out.
Tonto
Don't get that sort of idea, Clem. Take a look ahead. There's bars across the pass. You see what's in for told?
Clem Peabody
Told?
Tonto
Yep. You see, my land went across the pass, as you know.
Clem Peabody
Sure, but what about it?
Tonto
I always had a pretty fair income from a store there. And I was glad to leave things stand like it was. But then Big Bill and his breeds and polecats come along.
Clem Peabody
Where they at now?
Tonto
Right inside my place. They tuck it over.
Clem Peabody
You mean they took it?
Tonto
I mean they bought it from me. I had my choice of selling or die.
Clem Peabody
Well, lovely.
Tonto
So I sold it to them and they let me stay here to Sort of tell you and all other ranchers that'll be passing this way how things stand. Ah, claim. It's a bad state of affairs.
Clem Peabody
What's Lawson want?
Tonto
Cash.
Clem Peabody
You said something about toll?
Tonto
Yep. Two bits for every head that goes through the pass.
Clem Peabody
Two bits? Well, I got over 2,000 head of cattle.
Tonto
Then it'll cost you plenty to get them through the pass.
Clem Peabody
I won't pay it. It's robbery.
Tonto
I'm afeared you ain't no choice, Clem.
Clem Peabody
Well, I'll turn back.
Tonto
Go back. And you won't get no cows to market. You know as well as I do that you can't go around no other way.
Clem Peabody
Oh, God. It'll mount up to near $500.
Tonto
Well, if you prefer, you can sign one fourth of your cattle over to big bill.
Clem Peabody
1/4 of my cattle. It's even worse. Robbery.
Tonto
Yeah. You see, he don't want to take the cattle. He'd sooner have the cash.
Clem Peabody
But if I give him 500 cows, I never come out even.
Tonto
I know it. So's Big Bill. He's figuring nobody'll leave cattle with him.
Clem Peabody
Darned if I will. Is that him over yonder?
Tonto
Yeah, that's him.
Clem Peabody
Well, go see him. Get up there. $500 or 500 head of king. I should say not. Hey there, Los. I want to talk with you. I figured you would. What's your name? Graham Peabody. From the Bar X Brand. What's this I hear about you robbing men that aim to get to market? I ain't robbing nobody, Peabody. I own this land. Now, if you want a cross, you pay two bits a head for cows. That's all there is to it. I've heard of you and your outlaws and your rustling. Now, hold on there, Peabody. I don't like to listen to that kind of talk. In the first place, there ain't a lawman in the country looking for me or any man that's with me. I ain't a lawman. Wouldn't like to have some proof of the things you've done. That may be right. But lacking proof, they can't do much, can they? So now you scheme a legal way to rob folks. Well, I ain't no cash with me. It's all right, Peabody. Cash or cattle, it don't matter. One cow to you for every three I take through them's the terms, it's robbery. I don't aim to make it too hard for you gents. You can give me your note and pay it when you come back here on your way Home. You're mighty trusting, ain't you? Of course, you could go the long way around through the hills and travel a hundred miles to cross the canyon. If you went through the pass and took the other route back. I just send men to your ranch to collect on the note. So I don't take no chance in trusting you, see? $500 if you got 2,000 head. That's just right. Why, you ornery, low down. I don't like harsh words, Peabody. Now pay up, sign a note or turn your cattle back. One of the three. What if I head right on through? I'd order my boys to open fire on your critters for trespassing on my land. Reckon I know my legal rights? Reckon You're a dirty polecat. I have to give you my note. Ain't no choice. What'll I tell the boys of the Longhorn Cafe about your scheme? Just you wait. I ain't done yet. If you're into tech, you'll love this. TikTok is a live lab where users
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The Longhorn Cafe was filled with cattlemen and cowboys. Clem Peabody entered and joined his friends. They gathered around him while he told of the Lawson gang in control of Eagle Pass.
Clem Peabody
He is the dirndest thing you ever heard tell of, Clem. I don't see how Lawson could get away with that sort of thing. He's a doin it. Did you talk to the sheriff? I talked to the sheriff, talked to the banker and talked to the United States Marshal. They all said he was within his rights. Charging toll. Yep. He can charge whatever a doggone pleases. Back, dears. If you don't want to let the candle through, you can stop it altogether. That's doggone funny law, if you ask me. What's a man to do about it? Here. I got the cash of my cattle. I gotta hand over $500 of it to that ornery coyote on my way back. What if you don't do it? He's holding my note. Yeah, but just the same. If I don't pay the cash, he'll stop me from going back to my ranch. Now ain't that the darnest thing you ever hear of?
Bill Lawson
It's getting so a man can't make
Clem Peabody
a living no more. And the worst of it is, every cattleman in the valley Will have to do the same doggone thing. How many men is he lay and seeks? Ain't you never heard? That's the biggest grazing in the whole state.
Bill Lawson
Must be at least 50 or 60 ranches there.
Clem Peabody
least. That runs on for miles in every direction. How many head do you figure will come through there this year? Shucks, if they ain't over 150,000 head. I miss my guess.
Bill Lawson
What you need? Clem's drink.
Clem Peabody
I need a couple of them. Barkeep, patch up that bottle and set it down.
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Tondo, did you hear what Clem Peabody
Clem Peabody
was telling Tono here?
Tonto
The law has tried for years to
Narrator
put Bill Lawson and his gang in jail.
Clem Peabody
Them plenty.
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Nothing has ever been proved against them though.
Clem Peabody
Them fine way to beat law.
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There's a disguise on my face all right. Tah.
Clem Peabody
Mm. It's plenty good.
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I'll not be recognized if I move around here in the cafe without a mask.
Clem Peabody
No.
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Then I'm going to get closer and hear more of what temp Body has to say.
Clem Peabody
You maybe talk to him, huh?
Narrator
I think I will. Come over this way with me Tunnel.
Clem Peabody
If you don't want to pay two bits ahead, you can leave a quarter of your cattle. 25% of your cows. That's right. But in Sam Hill will do with all that cattle. He won't do nothing with it. He don't figure out getting none. All he wants is a cash money rotten.
Bill Lawson
This Game Air Hotel, huh?
Clem Peabody
Certainly.
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Did you hear that Hunter Lawson would have a hard time handling a lot of cattle.
Clem Peabody
That's right.
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And with his reputation as an outlaw, he'd have an almost impossible time selling branded cattle. All I could do would be to hold it for a year and sell the unbranded calves. Hu. I'm going to talk to Clem Peabody.
Clem Peabody
That good you maybe got planned?
Narrator
Perhaps I have. At Eagle Pass, Bill Lawson and his men had converted the general store into a lounging room with tables for cards. Old Pop Carter, its former owner, sat alone behind the counter which had been made into a bar. A man entered, slapping dust from his clothes and Lawson looked up saying, well,
Clem Peabody
Butch, took you long enough to get back from town.
Bill Lawson
Yeah, I was sort of hill up there. Things didn't work out just the way we figured they would.
Clem Peabody
What do you mean they didn't work out?
Bill Lawson
Just what I say. I kept an eye on Clem Peabody just like you told me to.
Clem Peabody
Well, what'd he do?
Bill Lawson
Sold the critters and got the cash for em.
Clem Peabody
Yeah, Then what?
Bill Lawson
Hey, give me a drink there, Pop. I'm thirsty from the rye.
Clem Peabody
Never mind that. Where's Clem Peabody?
Bill Lawson
Heading back this way with 500 head of cattle.
Clem Peabody
500 head of cattle? For what?
Bill Lawson
For you, I reckon.
Clem Peabody
But you said he'd sold his cattle.
Bill Lawson
So he did. Then he talked to a stranger and the two of them left the cafe and still kept on talking.
Clem Peabody
Who's the stranger? I don't know.
Bill Lawson
Never seen him before.
Clem Peabody
Then what?
Bill Lawson
He stayed over till the next morning. So I had to stay along, too. To keep an eye on him, like you said to do.
Clem Peabody
Yeah.
Bill Lawson
Well, next morning he goes to the agent he'd sold the cows to and bought back 500 head for cash money.
Clem Peabody
Sure.
Bill Lawson
And he rounded up his waddies. And they started driving 500 head of cattle back this way. They're heading this way now.
Clem Peabody
How far back?
Bill Lawson
They'll be here in an hour or so, I reckon. I didn't want to get too far ahead of them. I wanted to make sure they was heading back this way.
Clem Peabody
Wonder what the Sam Hill he's bringing back 500 head of cattle for. What'd he do with the rest of his cash money?
Bill Lawson
Left it in the bank there.
Clem Peabody
Banked it. You mean to say he's coming back without no cash?
Bill Lawson
That's just what he's doing.
Clem Peabody
But I got his note. I got his note for $500.
Bill Lawson
Yeah, I know you have.
Clem Peabody
He owes me $500 or 500 head of cattle.
Bill Lawson
Maybe he figures on paying you in cattle.
Clem Peabody
He's crazy. Beat us. That cattle's worth a sight more than $500.
Bill Lawson
Crazy like a fork. Shut up. Maybe it ain't worth that much to him.
Clem Peabody
What did he pay for it? To buy it back. Do you know? Nope.
Bill Lawson
Couldn't find out.
Clem Peabody
There's Clamp Peabody heading this way now. You can see him off in the distance. Let me take a look. You see Bill? There he is. Ain't that him? Looks like him.
Bill Lawson
That's him, all right.
Clem Peabody
I don't want them cattle. I didn't figure anybody would pay us off on cattle. I want the cash.
Bill Lawson
Looks like you're going to get the cattle instead, Bill.
Clem Peabody
What'll we do with the critters? There ain't no grazing here for them.
Bill Lawson
I'll tell you what I figure. In fact, I was told that by an injured named Tonto. Ever hear him pop?
Clem Peabody
Well, I might have. And again, I might not. Never mind that. What'd he tell you?
Bill Lawson
You see, Bill, this engine, he come up to me and he says the only way they could drive us out in Here was to get you to do something illegal. Yeah, such as selling branded cattle.
Clem Peabody
They can't get me if I buy it legal, can they?
Bill Lawson
Well, as to that, they might be able to. Might be hard for a man with your background to prove you got it legal. Savvy.
Clem Peabody
Anyhow, we're wised up to what Clem Peabody is scheming. That's something. Let him bring the cattle. I'll accept it. They don't get me on no low angles. I'm too smart for em.
Tonto
Injun named Tonto with a white horse.
Clem Peabody
What are you capin and laughing about, you old fool? Oh, nothing.
Tonto
As you say, Bill, you're too smart
Clem Peabody
to get trapped easy.
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The curtain falls on the first act of tonight's thrilling Lone Ranger drama. Before the next exciting scenes. Please permit us to pause for just a few moments. Now to continue our story. Bill Lawson purchased the control of Eagle Pass. And demanded that he receive either cash or cattle for each herd driven through the cut. Clem Peabody, following the advice of the Lone Ranger, paid his toll in cattle. Our next scene opens in Clem Peabody's house. His wife is scolding him for giving Lawson 500 cows.
Dolly Peabody
Of all the plain and fancy food.
Clem Peabody
No, darling, I knowed what I was doing.
Dolly Peabody
Like fun you did. Of all things I ever heard tell of, this is the limit.
Clem Peabody
All right, Dolly, let it go. It's there.
Dolly Peabody
I won't let it go. You must have lost your mind. You had all the cash money and was to turn $500 of it over to Bill. Lost.
Clem Peabody
That's a lot of money.
Dolly Peabody
But you spent sight more than that buying back 500 head of cattle.
Clem Peabody
I know.
Dolly Peabody
What ever got into you?
Clem Peabody
Well, I. I talked to a man at Longhorn.
Dolly Peabody
You talked to a man? For my sakes, alive, I'm glad you didn't talk to two men. You might have come back without bank and a dime.
Clem Peabody
Someone coming, darling. Now hush up while we got company. Come on in,
Bill Lawson
Clem.
Clem Peabody
I want to speak with you. Hey, Brent. Ginger. It's good to see you. Leave the door open. It's kind of stuffy in here. You're a long ways from your own spread, Clem.
Bill Lawson
I heard things about Eagle Pass.
Clem Peabody
And there's plenty to hear about. I just got back. I know that you had to choose
Bill Lawson
between $500 and 500 head of cattle.
Clem Peabody
That's right.
Dolly Peabody
And the doggone idget gave away the cattle.
Bill Lawson
So I heard. That's why I come here, Clem. You ain't touching the head, are you?
Clem Peabody
No.
Bill Lawson
Ain't Been eating loco weed?
Clem Peabody
No.
Bill Lawson
Every one of your waddies was plumb disgusted with you for what you done.
Clem Peabody
I better not say so where I can hear him.
Bill Lawson
Clem, I'm an old friend. I'm here to see just what's being behind that move of yours. Now you ain't a fool and you never in your life went off half
Clem Peabody
cocked in a business deal.
Dolly Peabody
Not till now. But he sure made up for all the caution he showed heretofore.
Bill Lawson
Now hold on, Dolly. There's a smart look in his face. Clem. Just watch your angle on it.
Clem Peabody
Abe. There's a masked man heading this way. He's coming around through the hills to get to this grazing. Without going through the pass. Yeah, He's a riding a white horse. The finest horse in the Hull Blamed country.
Bill Lawson
Go on.
Clem Peabody
He's the one told me to give them critters cattle instead of cash mask. And riding a white horse. Yep.
Bill Lawson
Tell me some more.
Clem Peabody
He's going to have a talk with or you ranchers before you drive your cows through the pass. Yeah, and try and persuade you to do what I done.
Dolly Peabody
By all that's righteous. If he thinks he can do that, he's more a fool than Clem is.
Clem Peabody
Ain't so sure he won't persuade the boys to give away cows.
Bill Lawson
Darling, if there was any point to it. Hey, there's someone riding down here now. Look out that door.
Dolly Peabody
A white horse. Clem, get your gun. He must be one of the outlaws.
Bill Lawson
Clem. He's called his horse Silver. You mean to say the man that told you what to do is the Lone Ranger?
Clem Peabody
Yes, so. And there he comes to get the rest of you common to help.
Bill Lawson
Well, if the Lone Ranger says for me to give them crooks cattle, I'll give them cattle.
Dolly Peabody
You'll do what Clem done?
Bill Lawson
Yes, and so will all the other men. Dolly, mean to say you never heard
Clem Peabody
of the Lone Ranger? Here I am, mister. He got through the hills in record time. Come with me, Clem. We've got to call on the other racers before they drive their captain to the pass.
Bill Lawson
Here's one you can talk to right now.
Clem Peabody
Mister, this is Abe Brent. Tell him your scheme and he'll help to spread the word around. Good. Come on and ride with me, Clem.
Bill Lawson
Clem, get your horse in stuff. Did you hear that?
Clem Peabody
I heard it and we're a riding.
Narrator
When Peabody and Abe Brent rode with the Lone Ranger, they went from ranch to ranch, pausing only long enough to explain their plan and get a promise of cooperation from the Owners, they covered the valley from end to end as they enlisted the ranchers in their cause. When their work was done, the Lone Ranger left the valley by way of the hills, avoiding Lawson's men. At Eagle Pass. Lawson himself was pacing the floor of the general store in a rage. Pop Carter, grinning, watched him from behind the counter.
Clem Peabody
We gotta do something about it. What's the matter with you men? Can't none of you think of something? Who'd ever think the thing would work out this way? Every dog on critter that's gone through here with a herd has chosen to leave cattle instead of cash.
Bill Lawson
We got the whole place cluttered up with cattle.
Clem Peabody
Boss, all I can suggest is that you stop accepting cattle. Make them paying cattle. But blasted. How can I? They don't have the cash when they head for the East. And they can't get the cash if they don't sell the cattle. And they won't go through with cattle unless I take the doggone cows in payment of the toll.
Bill Lawson
We can't go on like this much longer, Boss. Them cows have got to be fed.
Clem Peabody
Why don't you take a chance and drive them into town and sell them? Wouldn't that be smart? Now wouldn't it be smart? Every lawman in the country wanting to frame me for something. And I go to try and sell cattle with 50 assorted brands registered in other men's names.
Bill Lawson
You can show bills of sale though. You can prove the cattle's yours.
Clem Peabody
Where's that engine that was around here?
Tonto
Right here beside me.
Clem Peabody
Lawson. Hey you come over here. Me come. What you want? You been hanging around here for the past week. Me help you. I wonder if you've been helping. You said they was laying for me in town. Waiting for me to try and sell some of this cattle. Why you not try? Where'd you get your facts? Me hear lawmen talk. What'd they say? Them say maybe get em. You in jail last. What about selling cattle? Lawmen? Hope you try. Reckon that's all I need to know. Then there ain't no sense in playing right into their hands.
Bill Lawson
They just hanker to have you run them cows to town, Bill.
Clem Peabody
Well, we gotta do something. We got too much value in them cows to let em die for lack of grazing. See who that is. There ain't no more cows heading this way. Is he?
Bill Lawson
The guard said. He would have said so if they was.
Clem Peabody
Well, what do you want? This clam, Peabody. Howdy, Bob. Howdy. Let's make a deal with you, Lawson. Well, you got a lot of cattle that needs grazing, ain't you? What about it? I figured maybe you could use my men to drive the herd to town to sell him. Oh, you did, eh? Well, I am wise to the scheme to get me to sell them critters. See, I ain't stepping into no frame up to land me in jail. How'd you know about that? I knowed about it. That's all that counts. Oh, shucks. Well, then, ain't no use us figuring no further. Reckon you got the best of it. Yeah, darn right. After me letting you have cows instead of cash, hoping to get you that away. Here, now get out of here. I'm broke. Now look here, Larson. You need land, don't you? What if I do? Your cows has to eat. If you had a ranch and the brands that go with it, you'd be setting right well in the cattle business. With all them critters to start with. Well, you'll have to hold them till next season if you don't own some brands of your own. Now, why don't you buy my spread, huh?
Bill Lawson
Maybe there's an idea.
Narrator
Bill.
Clem Peabody
For how much? How much cash you got? None. I'll sign notes for the place. I sort of hope to get some cash. I ain't more than a thousand dollars all told. You give me that much down, I take notes for the rest. How'd that be? What do you think of it, boys? Real deal. Get out some paper and we'll draw up an agreement. Boys, we're going to be honest cattlemen. How's that?
Narrator
An agreement was drawn up between Lawson and clem and the $1,000 paid over to the rancher. Unnoticed by anyone, Tonto left the store and rode to the cliff, where he sent up a smoke signal. Lawson's men began the roundup of their cattle. Their horses circled the herd, forcing the scattered animals into a compact group. Then the herd was started. On its journey into the valley, Lem and Lawson rode side by side.
Clem Peabody
We got quite a ways to go to reach the ranch, Lawson. How far? It'll take quite a while to get there. We gotta cross a dozen other ranches. Yep. Yeah. You see, the valley here is gosh, awful long, but it ain't so wide. Each of the ranch owners own the land from one side to the other. There's a square D just ahead. What are all them men lined up there? Looks like they've been fixing up the fences. Looks like they've been fixing up their shooting irons. What are they eyeing us like that for? Hi there, Leaf.
Narrator
Hi Clam.
Bill Lawson
Whoa.
Clem Peabody
Oh, boy. Steady here. Steady.
Bill Lawson
Woo.
Clem Peabody
Woo. They pursue him a range to Bill Lawson. He's moving his cattle to it.
Bill Lawson
Yeah, well, he has to cross my land to get there.
Clem Peabody
All right, then, let me through.
Bill Lawson
Not so fast, Lawson. I'm charging toll to get across my ranch.
Clem Peabody
What's that? Yeah, what's the matter, Bill? They aim to charge us across this land. Hey, there's a masked man coming. And the lawman with him.
Bill Lawson
Yeah, I figured maybe you wouldn't like pay him toll as well as you like collecting it. So arrange for the sheriff to be here. He'd sure admire to see you start some trouble.
Clem Peabody
Any trouble here?
Bill Lawson
Not yet, Sheriff.
Clem Peabody
Good way, Bill. Ain't got no cash.
Bill Lawson
That's all right. I'll take it out in cattle. A quarter of what he's.
Narrator
Lawson turned over a fourth of his herd to the owner of the Square D ranch, then continued his journey while the sheriff's posse and the Lone Ranger accompanied him. At length they reached the boundary of the next ranch, where they were confronted by Sam Tuttle and his men, all heavily armed.
Clem Peabody
Clem, what's all this? Hold on my place, Sam. Lawson is taking his critters there. Yeah, well, that's interesting. Reckon I'll have to get some toll if he aims across my land. What's that?
Bill Lawson
It's robbery.
Clem Peabody
Of all the dreaded I. Come on, Lawson. Make some trouble. Get started. You'll have your choice, Lawson. Cash or a quarter of your stock. Yep. Cash or cows don't matter now. I won't do it. We'll go back. You'll pay to go back. Pay for the square deal. We'll charge you again. How the Sam Hill fires your ranch. Why, this barely ain't. Blast it all. Count out a quarter of the cows and leave them here. We gotta go on. What's that ahead? Brag and Bill. That's another ranch we got across and more toll to pay. Brag and toe. Traveling comes high in these parts. Pay up or turn back. Turn back in them first two will collect again.
Narrator
Lawson, almost frantic, went on his way. With every ranch he crossed, more cows were taken. The cattlemen no Longer asked for 1 4, but each demanded the return of the same number of animals originally taken from him. When at last they reached Clem Peabody's ranch, less than a hundred cows remained. Lawson stared at the cattlemen, his temper beyond control.
Clem Peabody
Oh, you can all go to blazes. I'm here and what cows I got left are mine. I bought this land, so clear off.
Narrator
One minute, Lawson. You want the land.
Clem Peabody
But what will you do for water? What? Ain't there water here? Sure to mention it. Bill. You gotta get your water from the next ranch. An old skin. Flint Lewis is awful stingy. I'm afeard he'll want cash money. I get it. The whole thing's a put up job.
Narrator
You'll realize that at last, huh?
Clem Peabody
I realized it when you called that horse Silver. You done this. You schemed to get the cows back to these ranchers.
Narrator
Lawson, you can stay here on Clem's
Clem Peabody
land and do without water.
Narrator
Or you can let Clem keep the
Clem Peabody
cattle that's left and the cash you
Narrator
paid and clear out.
Clem Peabody
He was better off before we tried to go honest. You didn't try in the right way. Boys, we're quitting.
Tonto
Let's get out of here.
Bill Lawson
I had enough.
Clem Peabody
Come on. You keep your gurn ranch at cows. Thank you, Bill. Just sign this paper. I already got raw down. Give it to me. Had it already, huh? There. Now we're leaving. Here.
Bill Lawson
Let's start now. The sooner the better.
Clem Peabody
Hold on, Butcher. Don't go back the way we come. We're heading for the hills.
Tonto
But that's all.
Clem Peabody
I says we're heading for the hills. If we go back across all them doggone ranches, we won't even have our horses left. Come on there, Silver. Oh boy. Cuddles ahead. We'll see what he's signaling us for. Sa. Sam,
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Air Date: May 29, 2026
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio (Narrator-driven episode)
Classic Radio Feature: The Lone Ranger
Story Title: Toll Booth at Eagle Pass
This episode is a classic radio drama from the golden age, featuring The Lone Ranger in a tale of greed, justice, and clever resistance. Set in the Old West, the "Toll Booth at Eagle Pass" follows cattleman Clem Peabody, his encounter with a crooked scheme by Bill Lawson, and how the Lone Ranger’s clever strategy helps turn the tables. The show engages listeners with classic Western dialogue, moral dilemmas, and timeless themes of community and fair play.
"Two bits for every head that goes through the pass, Clem."
— Tonto, [05:06]
"I won’t pay it. It’s robbery!"
— Clem Peabody, [05:16]
"I own this land. Now, if you want to cross, you pay two bits a head for cows.”
— Bill Lawson to Clem, [06:09]
“It’s getting so a man can’t make a living no more.”
— Cowhand in cafe, [09:29]
"I'll not be recognized if I move around here in the cafe without a mask."
— The Lone Ranger, [10:20]
"He’s crazy. Beat us. That cattle’s worth a sight more than $500."
— Lawson’s gang member, [13:12]
"Every dog gone critter that’s gone through here with a herd has chosen to leave cattle instead of cash. We got the whole place cluttered up with cattle!"
— Bill Lawson, [20:32]
"The only way they could drive us out in here was to get you to do something illegal — such as selling branded cattle."
— Tonto’s advice relayed, [13:57 & 14:07]
"Not so fast, Lawson. I’m charging toll to get across my ranch."
— A rancher to Lawson, [25:06]
"This valley ain’t so wide, but each rancher owns land from one side to the other."
— Clem Peabody, [24:44]
"You done this. You schemed to get the cows back to these ranchers."
— Bill Lawson to the Lone Ranger, [27:55]
"I won’t pay it. It’s robbery!"
— Clem Peabody, [05:16]
"He'd sooner have the cash, but if I give him 500 cows, I never come out even."
— Clem Peabody, [05:44]
"I own this land. Now, if you want a cross, you pay two bits a head for cows. That's all there is to it."
— Bill Lawson, [06:09]
"I'll not be recognized if I move around here in the cafe without a mask."
— The Lone Ranger, [10:20]
"He’s crazy. Beat us. That cattle’s worth a sight more than $500."
— Lawson’s gang, [13:12]
"Every dog gone critter that’s gone through here with a herd has chosen to leave cattle instead of cash. We got the whole place cluttered up with cattle!"
— Bill Lawson, [20:32]
"Not so fast, Lawson. I’m charging toll to get across my ranch."
— Another rancher, [25:06]
"You done this. You schemed to get the cows back to these ranchers."
— Bill Lawson to the Lone Ranger, [27:55]
This episode showcases The Lone Ranger at its best: swift justice, clever plotting, and a strong communal spirit overcoming exploitation. The episode’s structure, with repeated motifs and witty comeuppance, makes it both satisfying and instructive—a true piece of Golden Age radio storytelling.
The Lone Ranger rides again, championing fairness and outsmarting the schemers—with Silver and Tonto close behind.