
The Nebbs 45-10-07 World Series Game
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Tom Dixon
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Cystex presents Jean Lockhart and Kathleen Lockhart as Rudy and Fanny. Nan.
Gene Lockhart
Ah, Fanny, that was a wonderful Sunday lunch today. How in the world did you make such delicious chicken salad?
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, I made it with a can of tuna.
Gene Lockhart
Well, all I want to do now is listen to the World Series game.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, Rudy, why do you want to listen to an old ball game?
Gene Lockhart
Well, if I don't listen, how will I know what the score is while.
Kathleen Lockhart
Rudy, did you ever know?
Unknown
There you are, folks, the Neb straight from America's famous comic strip with Junior Obi Slider and all the others you've laughed, worried and adventured with for 22 years. On this peaceful Sunday afternoon, we find the NEBS at home and Rudy is listening to the World Series.
Kathleen Lockhart
Here they are, Rudy. What are they yelling and swooning for?
Gene Lockhart
Why, they got three men on base and Greenberg's at bat. Now, shh.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, I thought they discovered Frank Sinatra in the crowd.
Gene Lockhart
Just be quiet, Fanny, and listen.
Unknown
Now the bases are loaded with two men out. Big Hank Greenberg is waiting for the next pitch. The count is three balls and two strikes. And here it comes. Greenberg connects with it and the ball plays.
Gene Lockhart
Fanny. Fanny.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, what's happened?
Gene Lockhart
Why, the radio's quit. Oh, what am I going to do? Maybe if I shake it.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, Rudy, what are you doing? Trying to make it into kindling.
Gene Lockhart
Quick, Fanny, get in my tool chest there while I locate the trouble. All right, I'll have to take some of these parts out. Let me see now. I'll put the tubes over here and this gadget here and these little screws. I gotta keep them separate. I'll just hold them in my mouth.
Kathleen Lockhart
Here are the tools, Jordy.
Gene Lockhart
Thanks. I'll have it fixed in no time.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, you won't if you keep swallowing those nuts and bolts.
Gene Lockhart
Well, now, Fanny, I've got to put them somewhere. There's no more room on the floor. Oh, I guess there is room on the floor at that.
Kathleen Lockhart
Well, now, you just get busy and pick all those up.
Gene Lockhart
No.
Kathleen Lockhart
You know, our friends always drop in on Sunday afternoons anyway. I don't think you should be working at a radio on Sunday.
Gene Lockhart
Well, maybe I'll be forgiven if I get it fixed in time to listen to tonight's sermon. Now, let me see. Where does this piece go?
Kathleen Lockhart
It doesn't go there. That's a piece off Junior's roller skate.
Gene Lockhart
Well, it fits better on the radio. Oh, shucks. What an awful time for the radio to go haywire. Right at the most exciting part of the game when the score was one to one in the third. Now I'll never know what happened.
Kathleen Lockhart
You'll hear about it from Obi or Herb or Ambie Potts or somebody.
Gene Lockhart
Ambi Potts? Ambi doesn't know a baseball from a grape. I like to get my baseball firsthand. Fanny, you wait till the new radios come out. I'll buy the best double reversible combination radio made absolutely non static with FM.
Kathleen Lockhart
Every a.m. and p.m. you'll probably have to wait. New washing machine and the electric mixer come first.
Gene Lockhart
Why, the idea, Fanny? You can't hear radio programs on an electric mixer. And whoever heard of getting the Cubs and the Tibers together in a washing machine? Now, who do you suppose is calling? Who we might or might not be home to?
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, Rudy, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Tom Dixon
Come in.
Unknown
Good afternoon, Mrs. N. Hello, Mr. N. Oh, hello, bug.
Gene Lockhart
Howdy, Buck.
Unknown
Jeepers, Mr. Neb. What are you making? An atomic bomb.
Gene Lockhart
An atomic bomb? No, I'm not.
Unknown
Oh, is Junior home?
Kathleen Lockhart
No, he isn't, Buck. He went over to see Donna for a while.
Unknown
Hey, what's the matter with Junior lately, Mrs. Nib? All he thinks about is girls.
Gene Lockhart
Well, Buck, there comes a time in the life of every man when, as the poet says. What was it the poet said, Fanny?
Kathleen Lockhart
I'm sure I don't know. But when that time comes and a boy starts thinking about girls like the Paxes, that's here to stay keepers.
Unknown
You mean they never snap out of it?
Gene Lockhart
Rarely, but rarely. And if they do, they usually snap back in again.
Unknown
Gee whiz, I'd rather play baseball.
Gene Lockhart
Ah, now you're talking, Buck. Oh, Say, how's the World Series going?
Unknown
I don't know. I came over here to listen because mom won't let me tune in the ball game. She thinks it's too brutal the way they keep knocking out the pitchers.
Gene Lockhart
I see. And Junior went over to Donna's to listen to hers.
Unknown
What's the matter with your radio?
Gene Lockhart
What's the matter with it? Don't you see these parts all over the floor?
Unknown
Golly, did it explode?
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, no. Mr. Nip scattered it without any help.
Gene Lockhart
There was a Loose connection, Buck. And one thing led to another until the whole thing got loose.
Kathleen Lockhart
Seems that there was just a general giving away of all the tissue.
Gene Lockhart
Ah, but don't worry, son. I'll have that game coming in again before Charlie Grimm can chase another umpire. Stand back, Fanny.
Unknown
Maybe I ought to mention that I've built two radios myself, including condensers, antennae, loudspeakers.
Gene Lockhart
You don't say.
Unknown
Sure. I get standard short wave, medium wave.
Gene Lockhart
Everything but a permanent, eh, Mark?
Unknown
Well, I almost got a permanent once, too. By mistake, I grabbed hold of a high tension wire.
Gene Lockhart
Well, my boy, it's fine if you're born a live wire, but don't ever try to pick it up.
Unknown
No, sir. But I'll be glad to help you fix your radio, Mr. Knapp.
Gene Lockhart
Oh, no, no, no. I can fix it.
Kathleen Lockhart
Are you sure, Rudy?
Gene Lockhart
Why, of course, my love. It's quite simple. This tube here goes into. No, it goes into.
Unknown
Doesn't it go into there, Mr. Knapp?
Gene Lockhart
Yes, that's just what I was going to say then. Now, this part fits into. Let me see it.
Unknown
It fits right into here, Mr. Knapp.
Gene Lockhart
Yes, that's what I thought. Now, hand me those pliers, Bug.
Unknown
Sure. Here.
Gene Lockhart
Thanks. Now, I'll just snip this wire off a little here.
Unknown
Oh.
Hey, Mr. Neb, you shouldn't have done that.
Gene Lockhart
Huh? What?
Unknown
You cut the cord that plugs into the wall socket.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, it probably got in his way, Buck.
Unknown
Let me show you how that goes. Mr. Nib, you better let me have the pliers.
Gene Lockhart
Okay, my boy. I'll take over again when you get tired.
Kathleen Lockhart
You're a very talented boy, Buck. You play the piano too, don't you?
Unknown
A little.
Gene Lockhart
Say, I did know that. You pay by ear or by note, buck?
Unknown
By note, Mr. Neb.
Gene Lockhart
Uhhuh. Now, how many notes are there on your piano?
Unknown
15 on ours. We pay one every month.
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And now back to the nebs.
Gene Lockhart
Oh, Buck, how are we doing with the radio?
Unknown
Well, right now I gotta check your terminals and you had the tuning condenser where the dynamic speaker ought to be.
Gene Lockhart
Is that so? I guess I'm getting nearsighted.
Unknown
We'll have that ball game tune in in a few minutes, Mr. Nab.
Kathleen Lockhart
But that was a darling hat your mother was wearing last week. Do you happen to know where she got it?
Unknown
No, Mrs. Neb. But dad said wherever she got it, she should give it back to them.
Gene Lockhart
Now, Fanny, don't interrupt.
Unknown
I'll have to change the tubes around a bit differently from the way you had them, Mr. Nib.
Gene Lockhart
Okay.
Kathleen Lockhart
I wouldn't be surprised, Buck, if you became a great inventor like Mr. Edison.
Gene Lockhart
Fanny, will you please be quiet?
Unknown
Mr. Edison was pretty good. All right. Hold this, will you?
Kathleen Lockhart
Mr. Nymph, didn't Edison invent the first talking machine?
Gene Lockhart
No, Fanny, not the first one. But he did invent one that could be shut off. Fanny, answer the phone, will you? And find out what the score is.
Kathleen Lockhart
Hello? Yes, dear. Oh, just a moment. It's Junior, Buck. He wants to talk to you.
Unknown
Ah, gee, thanks. Excuse me a minute.
Gene Lockhart
Tell him to make it snappy. Buck.
Unknown
Hello, Junior.
Hey, Buck, How'd you like to come over to Donna's house for a while?
Oh, jeepers, Junior, you've got Donna. What do you need me for?
Well, I don't exactly need you, but Donna's got a girlfriend.
Ah, but Junior, I wanted to listen to the ball game.
Well, I just found out there's something more fun than baseball.
It couldn't be. Besides, right now I'm fixing your dad's radio.
Gene Lockhart
Alan to hang up, Buck.
Unknown
Your father says to hang up, Junior.
Oh, come on over, Buck. Down a serve an ice cream.
Okay, you talk me into it. Goodbye, Junior.
Gene Lockhart
Come on, Buck, we're losing time. That series game won't wait.
Unknown
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Neb, but I gotta go over to Donna's house and do Junior a favor.
Gene Lockhart
Why? You can go off and leave my radio in this condition. We'll have it working in just a few minutes.
Unknown
But, Mr. Neb, you said you'd take over when I got tired and I think I'm tired right now.
Gene Lockhart
You're tired?
Unknown
Yeah. I think I need some refreshments. I'll see you later, Mr. Neb. Goodbye.
Gene Lockhart
Well, how do you like that? Here I sit in the middle of the floor. In the middle of A country that has the finest communications in the world. We got telephones, television, teletype, and I can't tell what's happening between the Tigers and the Cubs.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, well, stop fuming and get busy or you'll never get that radio fix.
Gene Lockhart
Yeah. They call this a free country with free speech. Everybody's supposed to know what's going on. I pay my taxes, don't I? But do I know the score?
Kathleen Lockhart
Seems like we mentioned that before.
Gene Lockhart
I'm talking about the ball game, Fanny, and I'm thinking about. Oh, come in, Fanny. Why do you always tell everybody to come in when you don't know who's at the door? If it wasn't Sunday, I might be working here in me undershirt.
Kathleen Lockhart
Well, come in, Obie. Rudy, it's Obie Slider.
Unknown
Hello, Fanny. What's Owl Eyes doing?
Gene Lockhart
Come in and sit down. Short change. Do you know anything about a radio?
Unknown
Well, I know enough about one to let it alone. What's the trouble?
Kathleen Lockhart
Rudy found a loose connection.
Unknown
Well, I knew he had one. Never thought he'd find it. No wonder those correspondence courses Rudy took years ago didn't do him any good.
Gene Lockhart
Fanny, don't pay any attention to that waddling old gander.
Kathleen Lockhart
Correspondence courses? Obie, has Rudy been holding out something on me?
Unknown
No, but he thought the correspondence schools were holding out on him. Oh, I'll never forget the letter he wrote when he graduated.
Gene Lockhart
Obi. Obi, will you please be quiet?
Unknown
He wrote, dear sir, I've taken all your courses. Now, where's the brains you promised me?
Gene Lockhart
Well, you antiquated angle worm, if you're so brainy, why don't you get down here and help me before the ball game's over? It's probably about the last half of the seventh inning by now.
Unknown
The last half of the seventh?
Gene Lockhart
Yeah.
Unknown
Well, time to stretch. I don't know why I'm always so tired on Sunday. Unless it's from wading through them big Sunday papers.
Gene Lockhart
You're tired? How about me this afternoon? I've lost 10 pounds, three screwdrivers and most of my interest in the ball game.
Unknown
Where's Junior? Was he smart enough to go someplace else to listen to games?
Gene Lockhart
Junior heard the call of the wild. He went over to Donna's.
Unknown
Well, look, nothing ball. If you're so anxious to hear the World Series, why don't we go to my house? We can hear the finish from there.
Gene Lockhart
Why, oh, why didn't you think of that before? Yeah. Fanny, do you like to come along?
Kathleen Lockhart
No, thank you, Rudy. I'd Rather take a nap.
Unknown
Well, let's go, Rudy. There's nobody at my house. My good wife Hepsy.
Gene Lockhart
In anybody's house, Obi. Your good wife Hepsy would be quite enough.
Unknown
Well, we can listen to the game nice and quiet here, Rudy. Oh, sounds like Hepsy's already got the radio warmed up.
Gene Lockhart
Sounds like he might be on fire.
Unknown
I guess Hepsy's out in the kitchen. Must be why it's turned on so loud. Just sit down, Rudy. I'll switch to the ball game.
Gene Lockhart
We have a wonderful recipe sent in by Mrs. Fred Howard of Baltimore, Maryland, for Veronica Lake Pea soup. In case you're wondering why we call it Veronica Lake pea soup, it's because we use one eyed peas. Oh, for Pete's sake, Obie, hurry up and get the game.
Unknown
Well, I thought at first that I had it and the umpire was in the soup.
Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, that was one of the most terrific drives ever smacked off a bat in this man's ballpark with the faces loaded.
Obadiah.
Hello, Hepsy.
What's the big idea?
Were you speaking to me?
I was not. I was yelling at you.
Gene Lockhart
Good afternoon, Hepsy.
Unknown
Oh, howdy, Rudy. Obadiah, what did you turn the opera off for?
Well, Rudy and I wanted to listen to the World Series baseball game.
Did you get it?
Yep, we got it when you.
Well, what did you have when you got it?
Well, honey bun, we had the bases loaded.
And what were they loaded with?
We never found out. We don't know if they were the Cubs or the Tigers.
Cubs or Tigers, man. Say, go, Obadiah. When did they start broadcasting circuses?
Gene Lockhart
Pepsi. Pepsi. You don't understand. Greenberg picked on a cripple. He knocked it out of the park and he drove three Tigers home ahead of him.
Unknown
What is he, an animal trainer?
Gene Lockhart
Pepsi, that isn't the idea. We're talking about a ball game that's being played right this minute in Chicago.
Unknown
Then why don't they play ball and leave those poor animals alone?
Let's go, Rudy, before she writes to the Humane Society.
Oh, no. You two could just sit there and listen to something good. I'll get that offer again. I'm going back to the kitchen. I'm baking a pie.
Take your time, Hepsy. I hope I'll be back to visit, Rudy.
Gene Lockhart
Don't hurry, Hepsy.
Unknown
Hey, look, Rudy, can you sing?
Gene Lockhart
Well, sometimes I do a little harmonizing in Herb's barbershop.
Unknown
Well, then I'll switch the radio back to the ball game and get the score while you sing like this here opera? Heaven forbid.
Gene Lockhart
Well, I guess that's better than missing the game entirely. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Unknown
Well, it looks like there's an argument down there on the field. Yes, the. The plate to talk it over with the umpire. So we'll take the time to recapitulate the score inning by inning.
Gene Lockhart
Start singing, Willie, and hold that tiger.
Unknown
Obadiah.
Obadiah, what in tarnation are you doing with that radio?
Static, Hepsy. Awful lot of static.
Gene Lockhart
Looks like a thunderstorm's coming up.
Unknown
And not far off either. Obadiah, get away from that radio.
Now, Hepsy, all we want to do is find out the score. Rudy went and broke his radio.
Well, if you two don't get out of here, I'm gonna break this one.
Now, Hepsy, before you do anything rash, I want you to get one thing straight.
And what's that, Obadiah?
Rudy and I, we're leaving.
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And now back to our story with Gene Lockhart and Kathleen Lockhart as Rudy and Fanny Neb.
Kathleen Lockhart
Well, Rudy, you and Obi came back in a hurry. Is the ball game over?
Gene Lockhart
How in the world would I know Hello, Fanny.
Unknown
Looks like I'm going to have to help Rudy fix his radio.
Kathleen Lockhart
My goodness. What happened?
Unknown
Well, Hepsy wanted to listen to the opera.
Gene Lockhart
And just when Greenberg was about to hit a homer.
Kathleen Lockhart
Well, I don't blame her. Opera is much better than listening to somebody hitting. Poor Homer.
Gene Lockhart
Oh, you're all alike. Come on, Obi. If we work fast, there's still time to reassemble this radio and pick up the last part of the game.
Unknown
Well, right now, I must say, the game is sure spread all over the floor.
Gene Lockhart
There goes that bell again. Maybe it's somebody who knows the score.
Tom Dixon
Coming.
Unknown
Well, it's her.
Gene Lockhart
Howdy.
Unknown
Howdy. How come you're not at the barber shop, Herbie?
Gene Lockhart
Can't see why I should be at the barbershop. Can't see why. It's Sunday or. What day is it?
Unknown
Well, that's.
That's right. I forgot.
Gene Lockhart
Herb, what's the score?
Unknown
Score?
Gene Lockhart
What score? Old score. Yes, what's that? The score of the baseball game. Oh, the baseball game. Never listen to baseball games. Always got me here to the ground, though.
Unknown
Sounds like you got up in the mud, Herb. Don't you know the Chicago Cubs and the Detroit Tigers are deciding who's to be the world's champion?
Gene Lockhart
Can't say as I do. No, can't say. Thought Joe Lewis was world champion.
Kathleen Lockhart
Herb, I think you keep up with sports just about like I do.
Gene Lockhart
Yes. Do. Yes, do up with one last night. Sure.
Unknown
You.
Gene Lockhart
Rather go to bed, though?
Unknown
Oh, you don't have to. You're asleep right now.
Gene Lockhart
We're trying to fix the radio so we can find out how the game's going. Oh, yeah. Wish it said so. Yeah. Yeah. Wish you had. Might have had all fixed while you were n. No, don't think it would. No, sure. Do you know how to fix a radio? Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. Well, let me see. Rudy, how's that dojiga working he got right there. It doesn't. That gadget Obi's putting putting on there is too tight for the thingamabob.
Unknown
Besides, Herb, that she bang under, the doodid'll squeak.
Gene Lockhart
Yeah, just so. Well, better twist around. Twist it round. How's that? Fine. Just fine. Don't think it did any good.
Unknown
You know, we'll have this radio working in no time.
Gene Lockhart
What'll I do now, Herbie? Oh, let me see. Now, let me see. Had it right on the tip of tongue. Right on the tip. It fell off. So.
Unknown
That's a screwdriver you got in your mouth.
Gene Lockhart
Oh, yes, yes, Just what I wanted, eh? Yeah. Obey, hold the screwdriver. Yeah, you got it, Rudy. You get chiseled him, huh? That's your thing, Herb. Yeah, I guess so. Now, you knock off that little do. Little no good. Anyway, this gadget here. Okay, here goes.
Unknown
Hey, we got the darn thing together.
Gene Lockhart
Ah, now we'll find out what the score is.
Unknown
Now, what to play, ladies and gentlemen?
Gene Lockhart
What to play? It works. By golly, it works. Well, maybe if I turn this thing half. No, no, let it alone. It's working fine. Well, well, Chad. What's that sticking out of your mouth, Rudy? Tube or the loudspeaker?
Tom Dixon
Mr. Neb, what did you do to her?
Unknown
Did you give him a hot foot?
Gene Lockhart
No, Junior, I didn't. But I'd like to after what he did to our radio. But have you by any chance heard anything about the ball game? Who's pitching now?
Unknown
Well, Donna and I have been pitching a little woo, if that's what you.
Gene Lockhart
No, no, the ball game. How's it going?
Unknown
I don't know, dad. How is it going?
Go on, Rudy, tell him.
Gene Lockhart
How's it going? If I knew, I wouldn't be asking. You can look at my radio and tell. I don't know anything.
Unknown
Never a truer word spoken.
Tom Dixon
Oh, Mr. Neb, that's awful. Oh, Buck, come and look at Mr. Neb's radio.
Unknown
Jeepers, Mr. Neb, haven't you made any progress with that radio at all?
Gene Lockhart
Oh, Buck, come on and help us put this thing together. If ever there was a time you were needed, it's now.
Unknown
That's what Buck's afraid of, Pop.
Tom Dixon
Yes, Mr. Neb. Why, we left my ice cream party because Buck's conscience was hurting him for leaving you alone with the radio.
Unknown
Oh, it wasn't my conscience. It was my stomach.
Gene Lockhart
Buck. Buck, I'll make you a proposition. You fix this radio so I can hear whatever's left of the game and name your price. Money's no object.
Unknown
Will you make it enough so it will be an object?
Gene Lockhart
I'll give you a dollar, cheapskate. Obie, you be quiet.
Unknown
But, Rudy, give Buck a chance to figure whether he wants to contract for the whole job or do it piecework.
Well, it'll cost you more than a dollar if I charge by the piece.
Gene Lockhart
Well, I'm in a hurry. I'll give you three dollars.
Unknown
Three and a half, Four dollars. Who'll make it five?
Gene Lockhart
Five it is.
Unknown
I'll be very happy to fix it for $5, mister.
Gene Lockhart
All right. Hey, how did the price get up so Fast.
Unknown
I was bidding against you, owl eyes.
Gene Lockhart
Obi, how I ever picked you for a business partner, I'll never know.
Unknown
Well, don't pat yourself on the back, for that was my idea.
Gene Lockhart
Now, Buck, get busy. Obi and I'll help. We'll all help.
Unknown
Oh, you don't have to, Mr. Neb. $5 is all the help I'll need.
But, Pa, Buck and I want to play catch. Don't we, Buck?
Well, Junior, you see.
Gene Lockhart
Well, Junior, please don't talk to Buck. Never bother a man when he's busy. Uh, get busy, buck.
Unknown
I'm busy, Mr. Knapp.
Gee, Pop, Buck and I have to play catch today on account of tomorrow with school. And I can't take my new glove to school on account of Mickey Dooley won't let me play with him.
Gene Lockhart
And he won't let you play with your own baseball glove?
Unknown
No, he takes it away from me or else there's a fight.
Tom Dixon
Junior, Ned, you stand up for your rights.
Unknown
Oh, he does, Donna, until Mickey knocks him down.
Gene Lockhart
Junior, what's Mickey got that you haven't got?
Unknown
All that talk.
Gene Lockhart
Why, Junior, when I was your age, I could lick any fella twice my size. Yes, sir, in my neighborhood, I was kingpin.
Unknown
From kingpin to pinhead in one easy lesson. Well, come on, Rudy. Let's get out of here and let Buckin Jr. Fix the radio.
Gene Lockhart
To think that right now Hank Greenberg may be blasting that old horsehide all over Chicago.
Unknown
Rudy, why all this sudden interest in baseball?
Gene Lockhart
What do you mean, sudden interest? Baseball's the great American pastime, isn't it? Why, I was weaned on baseball. I cut my teeth on horsehide.
Unknown
You sure it was horsehide?
Gene Lockhart
What do you mean, was it horsehide?
Unknown
Oh, nothing. Only you bray so much.
Gene Lockhart
How's that rating?
Unknown
Okay.
Rudy, I'll bet you couldn't hit a baseball with a canoe paddle. If the ball was the canoe and you were sitting in it. Is that so? Yes, that's so.
Gene Lockhart
Ah, Junior, give me your glove and ball.
Unknown
All right, Pop, catch.
Uh.
Gene Lockhart
Oh.
Unknown
See, Rudy? What'd I tell you?
Gene Lockhart
Well, I didn't have my glasses on. Come on, Obie. While Buck's fixing the radio, you step outside with me, and I'll show you some big league stuff.
Unknown
Okay, Greenberg.
Aw, Pop, can't I come out and play too?
Gene Lockhart
Now, Junior, you either help Buck entertain Donna. Or study your homework for school tomorrow.
Unknown
That's right, Junior. Rudy wants you to be smart so's he'll make a good impression on that pretty teacher you got.
You mean Miss Whitaker?
That's the one.
Gene Lockhart
O bie. Obie, hush up.
Unknown
Oh, that Miss Whittaker is the only woman I've ever seen who can make a pair of false eyelashes look honest.
Gene Lockhart
Obie, let's go outside and play ball.
Unknown
Coming, Father. But that Miss Whitaker.
Oh, jeepers, I'm glad they've gone. Now maybe we can get this radio fixed.
Tom Dixon
I don't think Mr. Slider makes a very interesting wolf, do you?
Gene Lockhart
No.
Unknown
His howl has a crack in it.
Tom Dixon
You shouldn't say that, Junior, unless you're jealous, of course.
Unknown
Me, jealous? Now, Donna, don't get the wrong impression. Anyway, Miss Whitaker is practically an old maid. Why, she must be 22.
Tom Dixon
Why, some girls can be very attractive at 22. With the right makeup and false eyelashes. Like Miss Whitaker's.
Unknown
Well, gosh, maybe she can't help it. Maybe she's got bald eyelids.
Listen, kids, how about helping me concentrate on fixing this radio?
Sure. Anyway, Donna, I'm practically not at all interested in Miss Whitaker. Simply because she happens to be my teacher and my book.
Tom Dixon
Junior. Nad. How long do you intend to remain in the 10th grade?
Unknown
I think that depends on how long Miss Whitaker intends teaching it.
Buck, you'd just be good enough to concentrate on that radio. You're getting $5 for fixing it so everybody's happy.
I'll have $5, and you'll have a date with Donna.
Tom Dixon
Not if he stays in the 10th grade.
Unknown
Oh, I'm tired. Rudy, why don't you get Junior out here to pitch to you?
Gene Lockhart
Junior's pitching inside. Come on, Obie. We haven't done anything since we came out here but sit in the shade.
Unknown
Well, I'm the reminiscing type. Got nothing left but memories. I'm getting too old to remember them.
Gene Lockhart
Come on out here. Ha, ha. Boy, feels good to put on a baseball glove again, eh? Hubba, hubba, hubba.
Unknown
You ought to wear a baseball glove all the time, Rudy. You got nothing but thumbs.
Ah.
Gene Lockhart
Now, listen, half pint. You just wind up and shoot the ball to me.
Unknown
Okay, Here she comes.
Gene Lockhart
That one slipped through.
Unknown
Why don't you throw the glove away and get a bucket?
Gene Lockhart
Come on and play ball. Come on, throw me another one.
Unknown
All right, you asked for it. Here's the curve high and on the outside.
Gene Lockhart
Ow. You threw a bean ball.
Unknown
Make a note to get a suit of armor.
Gene Lockhart
Where did that ball go?
Unknown
Well, you can't find it while you're counting stars.
Gene Lockhart
All right, Obi Slider. I'd just like to see you do that again.
Unknown
It'll be a pleasure.
Tom Dixon
Oh, Mr. Nab.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, Mr. Nab.
Unknown
Hey, Bob, can I catch a few now?
Gene Lockhart
Stand back, Junior. I haven't got the kinks out yet.
Unknown
Hey, Mr. Nab, you wanted to get the.
Gene Lockhart
Now, kids, you've got all week to play ball. It looks like Obie and I could take over for just one afternoon.
Unknown
Well, I've had enough, Rudy. Let them play.
Gene Lockhart
Let them play, he says. Why, Obi, you remember the fellas who perfected that famous triple play? Tinker to Evers to Chance?
Unknown
I don't know anything about Stinky or if he ever took a chance.
Tom Dixon
Well, Mr. Nab, you said you wanted to.
Gene Lockhart
Well, they never would have been famous if they hadn't practiced, would they? Play ball. But, Pa. Quiet, Junior. You just sit down there and warm the bench.
Unknown
Mr. N, you've got to listen.
Gene Lockhart
What's the matter, Buck? Can't you fix that darn radio?
Tom Dixon
Well, that's what Buck's been trying to tell you, Mr. Nip. The radio's fixed, and you can get the World Series.
Gene Lockhart
Well, why didn't you say so?
Unknown
Move over, Nip.
You're blocking the traffic.
Gene Lockhart
I waited all day for this moment. Here, here. Now I'll turn it on.
Unknown
And that, ladies and gentlemen, winds up our World Series broadcast for.
And then we'll be back in just a moment.
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Kathleen Lockhart
Rudy, are you still fooling with that radio? I thought Buck fixed it.
Gene Lockhart
He did, Fanny, and it cost me $5.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, well, stop brooding over it.
Gene Lockhart
Well, it isn't the $5. It's just that I've lost confidence in this radio.
Kathleen Lockhart
What a strange thing to say.
Gene Lockhart
I always thought a man's radio was like his dog, a companion to him. Always right there, the snap of a switch wagging its air.
Kathleen Lockhart
I see what you mean, Rudy. But please stop brooding.
Gene Lockhart
When a man hasn't a friend in the world, when nobody ever speaks to him, his radio will talk, even sing.
Kathleen Lockhart
Oh, you're wasting an awful lot of sentiment on that radio.
Gene Lockhart
Not anymore, Fanny. I'm disillusioned. This thing let me down today at an important time like the World Series.
Kathleen Lockhart
All right, Rudy, you can have your new radio, and I'll wait for my washing machine.
Gene Lockhart
Why, thanks, Fanny. Well, after all, a washing machine is nothing but a tub and a washboard with a motor on it.
Kathleen Lockhart
But, Rudy, I'm tired of being the motor.
Unknown
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Gene Lockhart
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Unknown
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Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio – "The Nebbs 45-10-07 World Series Game"
Episode Overview
Title: The Nebbs 45-10-07 World Series Game
Host/Author: Harold's Old Time Radio
Release Date: February 25, 2025
Description: Transporting listeners back to the Golden Age of Radio, this episode features "The Nebbs" engaging in their classic antics during the pivotal moments of a World Series game. Set in a cozy family home, Gene and Fanny Neb navigate the challenges of a malfunctioning radio while striving to stay updated on the game, embodying the era's charm and humor.
The episode opens with a nostalgic portrayal of the Nebbs family on a peaceful Sunday afternoon. Gene Neb, portrayed by Gene Lockhart, is keen on listening to the World Series game, a beloved pastime before the advent of television. Fanny Neb, voiced by Kathleen Lockhart, complements Gene with her warm, homemaker presence.
Key Quote:
This sets the familial tone, highlighting the couple's everyday interactions and the central role of the radio in their lives.
As Gene attempts to follow the exciting World Series game, the radio unexpectedly quits working. Determined to fix it, Gene embarks on a comical repair mission, showcasing his overconfidence and the ensuing chaos.
Key Quotes:
Gene's frantic attempts to repair the radio involve juggling small parts, leading to humorous mishaps and escalating frustration.
The plot thickens with the arrival of Buck (a neighbor or local friend) and Obie Slider, adding layers of complexity and humor. Buck attempts to assist Gene but inadvertently exacerbates the situation, causing further disarray.
Key Quotes:
Their interactions bring in playful banter and showcase the community spirit, reflecting the interconnectedness of neighbors during the golden radio era.
Undeterred by previous failures, Gene continues his earnest, yet flawed, attempts to restore the radio's functionality. The collective efforts of Gene, Buck, and Obie lead to a series of slapstick moments, emphasizing the theme of perseverance amidst chaos.
Key Quotes:
Their teamwork, despite its lack of technical success, underscores the familial and communal bonds that underpin the narrative.
After numerous trials, Buck successfully repairs the radio, allowing the Nebbs to finally hear the World Series broadcast. However, this triumph is short-lived as additional characters and unforeseen complications arise, maintaining the comedic tension.
Key Quotes:
The fleeting success serves as a culmination of their collective efforts, offering a momentary victory before the story transitions towards resolution.
In the aftermath of their radio woes, Gene expresses a sentimental view of his radio as a loyal companion, akin to a dog. This reflection ties back to the episode's exploration of technology's role in daily life and interpersonal relationships during the radio's golden age.
Key Quotes:
The episode closes with a return to the familial setting, emphasizing the enduring values of hope, faith, and togetherness, even amidst technological frustrations.
Throughout the episode, advertisements for products like the American Express Gold Card and Cystex intersperse the narrative. These ads are seamlessly integrated, maintaining the authenticity of the radio era and providing context for the Nebbs' interactions.
Ad Integration Highlights:
These advertisements not only serve commercial purposes but also enhance the nostalgic ambiance of the show.
Nostalgia for the Golden Age of Radio: The episode vividly captures the essence of a time when families gathered around the radio, emphasizing its central role in daily life and entertainment.
Humor Through Technology Mishaps: Gene's ineptitude with technology provides comedic relief, highlighting the challenges and frustrations of early radio enthusiasts.
Community and Friendship: The interactions with neighbors like Buck and Obie underscore the importance of community support and camaraderie.
Sentimentality Towards Technology: Gene's reflection on the radio as a companion reveals a deeper emotional connection to technology, symbolizing reliance and trust in familiar devices.
Enduring Human Values: Despite technological hurdles, the Nebbs prioritize family, friendship, and perseverance, reinforcing timeless human values.
"The Nebbs 45-10-07 World Series Game" encapsulates the charm and humor of old-time radio, weaving a tale of family dynamics, technological challenges, and community bonding. Through its engaging narrative and memorable characters, the episode offers listeners a delightful journey back to an era where radio was king, fostering connections that transcended the airwaves.
Additional Notable Quotes:
These quotes encapsulate the blend of humor and frustration that defines the Nebbs' experience, making the episode both entertaining and relatable.
End of Summary