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Harold's Old Time Radio

Episode: The New Adventures of Nero Wolfe – "The Impolite Corpse" (original air date: December 8, 1950)
Release Date: January 17, 2026
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio

Episode Overview

This episode features the classic Golden Age radio mystery "The Impolite Corpse," part of The New Adventures of Nero Wolfe. Detective Nero Wolfe and his assistant Archie Goodwin tackle the murder of Walter Channing, a disliked advertising executive found shot dead at his desk. Wolfe must unravel a tangle of motives and misdirection to identify the true culprit among a cast of suspects with grudges and secrets.

The tone is witty and sharp, driven by the banter between Nero Wolfe, Archie, and their suspects—a blend of classic detective drama and clever dialogue.

Key Plot Points and Discussions

1. The Murder Setup (00:32 - 07:56)

• Characters Introduced:

  • Archie Goodwin (Wolfe’s witty assistant) answers a request from Brenda Barclay.
  • Walter Channing (the victim) is dictating memos, creating tension with his staff and secretary (Brenda).
  • Conflict surfaces: Channing is harsh, especially toward Tom Bennett and Brenda; there's bad blood with several employees.
  • Several staff members, including Channing's wife Doris, are present around the time of his death.

• Critical Clue:

  • Channing is found shot at his desk, apparently without a struggle, and the gun is found ten feet away.
  • Powder burns indicate close-range shooting.
  • Early suspicion of suicide, but circumstances don’t fit.

• Notable Quote:

  • Channing, after a harsh exchange with Brenda:
    “You were flashy when I met you. You’re getting flashier. That means cheaper... You’re labeling yourself like a sandwich wagon.” (05:43, Walter Channing)

2. The Investigation Begins (07:56 - 13:52)

• Brenda Barclay consults Wolfe, fearing she’ll be suspected because of her past with Channing.

• Inspector Kramer and the police are stumped; Archie starts interviewing agency employees:

  • Tom Bennett (resentful employee):
    “If you want my opinion as one employee out of 150, whoever killed Walter Channing did the rest of us a favor.” (09:57, Bennett)
  • Amy Long (Meelik’s secretary) suggests jealousy motives.
  • Kelly the Shoeshine Boy and Abe Jackson the night porter both discovered the body.

• Key Fact:

  • Every person present had a reason to hate Channing.

3. Wolfe’s Analysis and Key Clues (13:52 - 17:52)

• Archie brings back details:

  • Ink stain found on Channing’s trouser cuff; attempts made to clean it with chemicals (carbon tetrachloride and perchloroethylene).
  • Spot on carpet near desk analyzed—found to be a powdered aniline dye.
  • Wolfe deconstructs theories and insists on facts.

• Dialogue Highlight:

  • Archie:
    “My chemical set isn’t working so good, boss.” (15:21, Archie)
  • Wolfe:
    “Archie, I want two things … suggest to Inspector Kramer that he have the stain analyzed … be around him when the information arrives.” (15:27, Wolfe)

4. The Gathering and Final Confrontation (17:52 - 27:15)

• Brenda lures Wolfe to Channing’s office under false pretenses (“He’s in danger”), prompting Wolfe to gather all suspects for a classic “everyone in the room” reveal.

• Wolfe reconstructs the crime:

  • Re-enacts how the murderer could approach Channing without raising alarm: Only someone whom Channing trusted enough to allow near his desk, and who would commonly kneel—like a shoeshine boy—or someone with a reason to kneel, such as cleaning his trouser cuff.
  • Key deduction: The killer knelt in front of Channing under a pretense and shot him point-blank.

• Red Herrings:

  • At first, suspicion falls on Kelly the shoeshine, as the memo Channing dictated (eliminating daily shoe shines) would mean the loss of Kelly’s livelihood.
  • Crucial twist: Wolfe realizes the memo about eliminating shoe shines was sent after the murder, as part of a frame job.

• Revelation:

  • The chemicals (used to clean the trouser cuff) and dye (from a woman’s suede shoe) point to Brenda Barclay.
  • Wolfe exposes that Brenda both cleaned Channing’s cuff and planted evidence to incriminate Kelly, orchestrating the crime and its cover-up.

• Key Quotes:

  • Wolfe, reflecting on the sanctity of a man’s desk:
    “Sanctity of desk hood... so long as a man sits at his desk, he enjoys a curious area of privacy. He is remarkably safe from intrusion.” (23:08, Wolfe)
  • Wolfe’s denouement:
    “Three questions, Archie, with one answer. That spells the name of the murderess. Our own client. Brenda Barclay.” (26:56, Wolfe)

5. Aftermath and Wrap-up (27:15 - 27:53)

• Archie reflects on the case, jesting about troubles with blondes, as Wolfe returns to his beer.
• Wolfe remains characteristically unemotional and focused on routine:
  “Phooey. Hand me a can of beer. However, you do have the evening off.” (27:33, Wolfe)

Memorable Moments & Quotes

• Nero Wolfe’s wit:
  “I never take a corpse for a client.” (01:05, Wolfe)
• Archie’s observations:
  “Those vest buttons won’t stand the strain.” (12:34, Archie)
• Dramatic twist:
  “The killer, he or she is present here. Now be quiet, everyone.” (22:34, Wolfe)
• The final reveal:
  “It spells the name of the murderess. Our own client. Brenda Barclay.” (26:56, Wolfe)

Important Segment Timestamps

• 00:32 – 07:56 – Setup and murder of Walter Channing
• 07:56 – 13:52 – Brenda seeks Wolfe’s help; interviews with staff
• 13:52 – 17:52 – Wolfe and Archie uncover chemical clues
• 17:52 – 21:02 – The staged danger; Wolfe gathers all suspects
• 21:02 – 27:15 – Wolfe’s step-by-step reveal and confrontation
• 27:15 – End – Aftermath; Archie and Wolfe share a final exchange

Summary

This episode presents a textbook Nero Wolfe mystery: a murder in an insular business setting, a bevy of grudges, and Wolfe’s insistence on evidence over speculation. Through a mix of chemical clues, psychological insight (notably Wolfe's principle of “desk hood”), and classic misdirection, the case unravels to reveal not the obvious suspect but the one who attempted to frame another—Brenda Barclay.

Listeners are treated to sharp dialogue, dry humor, classic radio acting, and a satisfying deduction that exemplifies the era’s golden radio dramas.