
The Origin of Superstition 35-xx-xx (01) Three on a Match
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Narrator
Superstition on the Air. Do you do? Ladies and gentlemen, this short short story brings to you one of a series designed to show the origin of many of the more popular superstitions. Superstitions we often laugh about until something, possibly a coincidence or possibly some twist or quirk of fate, sets us to wondering if, after all, there might be some hidden unseen hand that controls our destinies. So that you will know how your pet superstition originated, when, why and where. We have made accurate research and can assure you that the incidents portrayed in these sketches are merely the dramatization of the stories uncovered by that research. In every case, nothing has been added or subtracted, nor has anything been taken for granted. Though it has been deemed discreet to use fictitious names for our characters. Every other detail of our story is true and upon request, can be substantiated. Our research has taken us to many lands over a period of greatly varied dates and through these vivid playlets we have made it possible for you to accompany us. This one brings you the origin of the superstition. Three on one match. Are you ready.
Lieutenant Shaw
Waiter? Coffee for three, please.
Lieutenant Herrick
Yes, Mr. Calvert.
Lieutenant Shaw
Have a cigar, Dean?
Captain Frank Mattox
No, thank you. I think I'll stick to my cigarettes.
Lieutenant Shaw
How about you, Herrick?
Lieutenant Herrick
I believe I'll have one of Dean's cigarettes, if you don't mind.
Lieutenant Shaw
Times certainly are hard when I can't even give my cigars away. Can I interest you in a light?
Captain Frank Mattox
That I will take.
Lieutenant
Thanks.
Lieutenant Shaw
Here you are, Harry.
Lieutenant Herrick
Thanks.
Lieutenant Shaw
Why did you blow out the match?
Lieutenant Herrick
I don't like three on a match.
Captain Frank Mattox
Why?
Lieutenant Shaw
You're not superstitious?
Lieutenant Herrick
Call it that if you wish.
Captain Frank Mattox
Well, that's a new one to me.
Lieutenant Shaw
Me too.
Lieutenant Herrick
It may seem silly, gentlemen, but something happened a few years ago that sort cured me of lighting three on one match. I've never done it since.
Lieutenant Shaw
What was it?
Lieutenant Herrick
It's rather a long story. It would probably bore you.
Captain Frank Mattox
I'd like to hear it.
Lieutenant Shaw
So would I. Come on, Herrick, out with it.
Lieutenant Herrick
It was away, back in 1899. I was a lieutenant in the British army during the Boer War. Three of us, sir. Captain Frank Mattocks, Lieutenant Shaw and myself were stationed down in South Africa in a province of Natal. On this particular evening, we had just returned from a hunting trip. As you know, it's a great spot for game.
Lieutenant Shaw
Yes, I've been there.
Lieutenant Herrick
Then you know the layout. We were sitting in front of our tents, enjoying a smoke. A short distance away were our native carriers, a fine lot of Kaffirs and Zulus. They were grouped about Another fire quite similar to what they had built for us. The three of us were in high spirits, especially Captain Mattocks. He was in love with a beautiful creature, a boa girl named Gretel. Her father had favored her marrying a young farmer, a chap named John Kruger. But Mattox had succeeded in capturing the lady's love. And.
Lieutenant
Nice, eh? What, Herrick?
Lieutenant Herrick
Great. Don't you think so, Maddox?
Captain Frank Mattox
Top hole. I say, but those Tom Toms get on my nerves.
Lieutenant
I've been all over the world, but I've never found anything to quite equal these African knights. They're so different. The sky, the air and the sounds from the veld.
Lieutenant Herrick
If I had your hunting luck today, Shaw, I'd feel the same way.
Lieutenant
Luck? It was nothing more. You fellows shoot as well as I do. In fact, better. But still you bagged only two panthers, a lion and a few assorted small fellows only.
Captain Frank Mattox
And we landed one puny little wild beast between us.
Lieutenant Herrick
You can't shoot game if you don't see them. Tomorrow's another day, eh? Sure.
Lieutenant
Oh yes, surely.
Lieutenant Herrick
What were you dreaming about? Bagging a couple of elephants tomorrow?
Lieutenant
No, I was just thinking about that old medicine man over there. He predicted that I would bring in the biggest bag today.
Captain Frank Mattox
Don't tell me that you believe in that old fraud Grumbo.
Lieutenant Herrick
Well, he called it right today. What he predicted about Shaw happened.
Captain Frank Mattox
That was a mere coincidence. Don't tell me you believe.
Lieutenant Herrick
I hardly know what to believe. Sometimes I believe the Arabs are right when they contend that our futures are engraved on our foreheads.
Captain Frank Mattox
All of that stuff is rubbish. Every man is the captain of his own destiny. He's the architect of his own fate.
Lieutenant Herrick
Which one is Grumble? Shaw.
Lieutenant
The old black fellow with the fire. The one with the white rag tied around his head.
Lieutenant Herrick
Let's get him to tell our fortunes. How about it, Mattocks?
Captain Frank Mattox
I know my fortune.
Lieutenant Herrick
That's right. As soon as we whip the boys, you're going to marry Gretel and settle down in that little cottage in Sussex. How about it, Mattox?
Lieutenant
That' well, let's get Grumble over here anyhow just to see what he has to say.
Captain Frank Mattox
Oh, why fool around with such ridiculous rot?
Lieutenant
It'll kill a few minutes time anyhow.
Captain Frank Mattox
Go ahead then. But remember, I don't believe in a bit of the silly stuff.
Lieutenant
Say you, Grumble. Come here.
Grumbo
Wanna call?
Lieutenant
Yes, Grumble. I've told the captain of your skill in fire reading. He wants you to tell his fortune.
Grumbo
If Captain wish me to tell future, I do. What I see, I Tell. If it good, I happy. If it evil, Grumbo not to blame.
Lieutenant
We understand, Grumbo.
Captain Frank Mattox
Go ahead.
Grumbo
Good. I make ready.
Lieutenant Herrick
What's he doing?
Lieutenant
That's how he always starts. Making a circle in the sand with that spear.
Lieutenant Herrick
What's all the mumbling about?
Lieutenant
I don't know. Those three little fires he's making in the circle are supposed to represent us.
Captain Frank Mattox
Three? I suppose those drums are to invoke the spirits.
Lieutenant Herrick
Look at him, picking up that fire in his bare hands. How does he do it?
Lieutenant
That's his magic. That particular fire he's picked up represents you, Maddox. Why does he drop it on the ground after it has gone out? He reads the ashes.
Lieutenant Herrick
I say, old man.
Captain Frank Mattox
Shh.
Lieutenant
He's starting to speak.
Grumbo
Wanamaqua, beware. Ashes tell. Great danger for English captain. Danger in three. Great peril for bwana. Ashes say doom in three.
Captain Frank Mattox
Have him stop that silly rot.
Grumbo
Let him finish.
Captain Frank Mattox
It's too ridiculous.
Grumbo
Doom in three. The ashes tell. I am done.
Captain Frank Mattox
Thank goodness for that.
Lieutenant
You may go now, Grumbo. Many thanks. I'm sorry, Maddox, old man. If I had known.
Captain Frank Mattox
Quite all right. I don't believe a word of it anyhow. I've quite forgotten it already.
Lieutenant Herrick
What do you say we turn in?
Captain Frank Mattox
You boys go ahead. I'll take a little walk and join you later.
Lieutenant
You're not going over to the farm to see Gradle?
Lieutenant Herrick
Certainly he is. Why do you suppose we camped here tonight? It's only a mile or so, isn't it?
Captain Frank Mattox
That's about all.
Lieutenant Herrick
Well, I'm going to turn in. Be careful, Maddox. You know the war is still on.
Lieutenant
And don't forget that Grumble thing might mean something.
Captain Frank Mattox
Oh, forget that nonsense. I say, what's that?
Lieutenant
Where?
Captain Frank Mattox
Over there, behind that tree.
Lieutenant Herrick
It's a woman.
Captain Frank Mattox
Why, it's Grayl.
Lieutenant
Well, hell, that saves him a trip. And besides.
Lieutenant Herrick
Oh, cut the indelicacies. Sure. Let's leave them alone. We'll be inside the other tent, Captain. Cheerio.
Gretel
Oh, Frank. Frank. Dear Frank.
Captain Frank Mattox
Grateful. Darling, what's wrong? You're as white as a ghost.
Gretel
Oh, darling, I'm all out of breath. I hurried so.
Captain Frank Mattox
I was just coming over to see you.
Gretel
Oh, that would have been terrible.
Captain Frank Mattox
Why, dear?
Gretel
Jeanne is in the neighborhood.
Captain Frank Mattox
What has that to do with me?
Gretel
Everything.
Captain Frank Mattox
Can I help it because your father promised him your hand in marriage?
Gretel
Oh, he's furious.
Captain Frank Mattox
Oh, well, let him be. All's fair in love and war, and we're in the thick of both. I've captured you, and I shall not give you up.
Gretel
No, that's why I'm here. He came to our place after supper tonight and.
Captain Frank Mattox
And what, dear?
Gretel
He proposed to me again and I tried to stop him. I was so afraid for your sake that he might find out that you were here, so near to me. And before I realized what I was saying, I told him about us.
Captain Frank Mattox
What did he say?
Gretel
Oh, he swore he would kill you. Frank, I'm so afraid. You will be careful, won't you, darling?
Captain Frank Mattox
Certainly, my dear.
Gretel
Oh, if anything happened to you, I'd die. If you love me, sweetheart. Promise.
Captain Frank Mattox
You know I love you, darling. More than anything else in the world. As soon as this silly war is over, we'll be married. And then it's double quick for you and me to England. We'll never be apart again.
Gretel
I'm worried so about Jean. He keeps insisting that my father keep his promise.
Captain Frank Mattox
Don't worry about that, sweetheart. Nothing in this world matters except that I love you and you love me.
Gretel
I love you.
Captain Frank Mattox
I love you.
Gretel
Say it again.
Captain Frank Mattox
I'll say it a thousand times more. Then I'll keep saying it until the farthest star will hear me clear and distinct.
Gretel
From now until the end of time and beyond. And every day I shall pray for you. Every day until.
Captain Frank Mattox
Until I come back and take you away with me forever and ever.
Gretel
Darling.
Captain Frank Mattox
Yes?
Gretel
I'd better go now before Father misses me.
Captain Frank Mattox
I'll take you home.
Gretel
Oh, no. Oh, no, don't do that. I have a Kaffir boy with me and no one will bother me.
Captain Frank Mattox
You mean, someone might bother me.
Gretel
I mean Jeanne. Oh, please, sweetheart, be careful. Promise me you'll not expose yourself to unnecessary danger.
Captain Frank Mattox
I promise you anything, my love.
Gretel
Stay in the shadow. Don't go near the fire. I just know something will happen if you do. Oh, promise me. Promise me you won't.
Captain Frank Mattox
I promise it if it will make you happy.
Gretel
Oh, goodbye, darling.
Captain Frank Mattox
Goodbye. For the last time. Next time, no more goodbyes.
Lieutenant
Is it all right for us to come out?
Captain Frank Mattox
Why, certainly.
Lieutenant Herrick
Did you tell her anything about what Grimble said?
Captain Frank Mattox
Of course not.
Lieutenant
No use alarming her.
Lieutenant Herrick
Listen. Sounds like someone in the brush.
Lieutenant
Imagination, Harrick, that's all.
Lieutenant Herrick
Don't you hear someone, Frank?
Captain Frank Mattox
Not a thing. Come on, let's turn in.
Lieutenant
Oh, look. Shooting stars. One, two, three. If you please. Three.
Lieutenant Herrick
Three. I say, Eric, isn't that.
Lieutenant
Yes, Dick. You're thinking of Grumble, the medicine man.
Captain Frank Mattox
Now, see here, both of you. I'm sick and tired of being ragged because a miserable old capper raves over some silly ashes. Oh, forgive me, boys. We're all under a bit of a tension sitting here in this darkness.
Lieutenant
But it was odd, Maddox, about those three stars. If I were you, I'd keep away from anything connected with three.
Captain Frank Mattox
Oh, forget it, Shaw.
Lieutenant Herrick
It's getting late.
Captain Frank Mattox
Let's have one smoke and then we'll go to bed. Here's the light, Herrick.
Lieutenant Herrick
Thanks.
Captain Frank Mattox
Got it now. You sure?
Lieutenant
Thanks.
Captain Frank Mattox
And now, to show you fellows what I think of your old grumbo's warning. I, Captain Frank Mattox of the Royal Fusiliers, take a third light from one match and challenge the power of three.
Lieutenant Herrick
Oh, what's that?
Lieutenant
For God's sake, Herrick, look.
Lieutenant Herrick
Maddox is shot through the head. Good God, he's dead. Why didn't he listen to Grumbo?
Lieutenant
Yes, he warned him to beware of three.
Lieutenant Shaw
So that's how the three on one match superstition started.
Lieutenant Herrick
Yes, with that terrible tragedy.
Lieutenant Shaw
But if Maddox had been the first on that match, he would have been killed just the same, wouldn't he? All John was waiting for was enough light to see which was the man he was after.
Lieutenant Herrick
I guess so.
Lieutenant Shaw
You mean you know so?
Lieutenant Herrick
Yes.
Lieutenant Shaw
Well, then there's really nothing to that superstition.
Lieutenant Herrick
Maybe you're right.
Lieutenant Shaw
Oh, you know I'm right, don't you? Come on, don't you?
Lieutenant Herrick
Yes, you are right. It is silly.
Captain Frank Mattox
Give me a light, will you, old man?
Lieutenant Shaw
There you are. Hand me a cigarette. Want one, Herrick?
Lieutenant Herrick
Thanks.
Lieutenant Shaw
Have a light.
Lieutenant Herrick
Oh, wait a minute. Not three on a match.
Narrator
Ladies and gentlemen, we have just heard the first of a series of playlets on the origin of superstition. We again wish to remind you that these sketches are based upon absolute truth uncovered by our research. All that we have done is to dramatize them. You have just listened to the popular superstition three on one match. Our next playlet will tell you the story of the origin of the superstition. Throwing salt over the shoulder. Until then, au revoir.
Podcast Information:
The episode titled "Three on a Match" is the inaugural installment in a series aimed at uncovering the roots of various superstitions. The narrator sets the stage by explaining the purpose of these dramatizations: to provide listeners with the historical and cultural contexts from which these superstitions emerged. Emphasizing accuracy, the narrator assures the audience that the stories are true to the researched events, albeit with fictitious character names for discretion.
The story unfolds in 1899, amidst the Boer War in the Natal province of South Africa. Three British officers—Lieutenant Shaw, Captain Frank Mattox, and Lieutenant Herrick—are unwinding after a hunting expedition. The camaraderie among them is evident, especially with Captain Mattox sharing his romantic exploits with Gretel, the daughter of a local farmer.
Superstition Introduction: The conversation takes a turn when Lieutenant Herrick mentions his aversion to lighting three cigars on one match, attributing it to a past incident. Intrigued and somewhat dismissive, Captain Mattox expresses his disbelief in superstitions. This skepticism sets the stage for the unfolding drama.
Encounter with Grumbo: Deciding to consult Grumbo, the medicine man, the officers seek to hear Mattox’s fortune. Grumbo's ominous prediction—"Danger in three. Great peril for bwana. Ashes say doom in three" [07:09]—casts a shadow over the evening. Despite Mattox’s continued skepticism, fate takes a tragic turn when he deliberately lights a third match, challenging the superstition. This act results in Mattox being fatally shot, fulfilling Grumbo’s prophecy.
Aftermath and Realization: In the wake of Mattox’s death, Lieutenant Shaw questions the validity of the superstition, while Lieutenant Herrick remains contemplative. The incident leads to the birth of the "Three on a Match" superstition, cautioning against lighting three matches simultaneously due to the associated peril.
Fate vs. Free Will: The episode delves into the tension between believing in destiny and asserting control over one’s fate. Mattox’s act of challenging the superstition symbolizes a defiance against predetermined destiny.
Cultural Collisions: The interaction between British officers and the native medicine man highlights the cultural intersections during colonial times, showcasing differing belief systems.
Irony of Skepticism: Captain Mattox’s downfall serves as a narrative irony, where his skepticism ironically leads to his demise, reinforcing the power of superstitions in human psychology.
Narrator [00:06]: "Superstitions we often laugh about until something, possibly a coincidence or possibly some twist or quirk of fate, sets us to wondering if, after all, there might be some hidden unseen hand that controls our destinies."
Lieutenant Herrick [03:01]: "It was away, back in 1899. I was a lieutenant in the British army during the Boer War."
Captain Frank Mattox [04:00]: "All of that stuff is rubbish. Every man is the captain of his own destiny. He's the architect of his own fate." [05:03]
Grumbo [06:37]: "Wanamaqua, beware. Ashes tell. Great danger for English captain. Danger in three. Great peril for bwana. Ashes say doom in three." [06:37]
Captain Frank Mattox [10:55]: "I, Captain Frank Mattox of the Royal Fusiliers, take a third light from one match and challenge the power of three."
Lieutenant Shaw [11:33]: "So that's how the three on one match superstition started."
"The Origin of Superstition 35-xx-xx (01) Three on a Match" masterfully intertwines historical context with dramatic storytelling to unveil the genesis of the "Three on a Match" superstition. Through the tragic fate of Captain Frank Mattox, the episode underscores the profound impact that beliefs and superstitions can have on human behavior and destiny. This dramatization not only entertains but also prompts listeners to reflect on the origins and influences of the superstitions that permeate modern culture.
Next Episode Preview: The series promises to continue exploring other common superstitions, with the next episode delving into the origins of "Throwing Salt Over the Shoulder."