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Vincent Price
The Adventures of the Saints. Starring Vincent Price, the Saint. Based on characters created by Leslie Trotteris and known to millions from books, magazines and motion pictures, the Robin Hood of modern crime now comes transcribed to radio. Starring Hollywood's brilliant and talented actor, Vincent Price as the Saint.
Barker
Just step a little closer if you will, my friend. You might be the start of a mighty and surging throne.
Simon Templer
You mean me? You and another slumming tonight, friend, Happen to like carnivals?
Strong Man (Segundo)
The gentleman says he likes carnivals.
Barker
And now let us all step up a little closer here while we talk about the greatest attraction on the mighty midway. A test of strength, courage and endurance. Attracting attention all over the civilized world and further. Texas.
Strong Man (Segundo)
It's a joke, friend.
Simon Templer
Oh, sorry.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Yes, indeed.
Barker
Well, I am talking about that little lady inside the tent here that all your friends have told you positively not to miss. The courageous girl who lies buried alive 20ft below the surface of the earth.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Are you going in, friend? Or am I wasting my time?
Simon Templer
I'm still on the fence.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Yeah.
Simon Templer
Indeed.
Barker
Well, you have heard her name. You have read about her in the papers. And now you are going to see Mona, the buried alive girl, who has lain in her grave on these premises for 222 hours, 36 minutes and 21 seconds. Andy is now attempting to break the world record of 244 hours.
Simon Templer
Oh, how strenuous.
Barker
Inside the tent you will see her, talk to her, ask her any questions that happen to be on your mind.
Simon Templer
Tell me more.
Barker
My friend, I don't request that you buy a ticket for this great attraction. I just ask that you put this question to yourself.
Simon Templer
Yes.
Barker
Would I have the courage to change places with Mona, the buried alive girl?
Simon Templer
No.
Barker
I thank you for your kind attention. And the box office is now open.
Simon Templer
Oh, one, please.
Strong Man (Segundo)
One, he says some days it don't pay to get buried alive. Hey, son, the atlas is right in front of you.
Simon Templer
My change.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Oh, yeah, yeah. The change. That's right. It's mere oversight, sir, I assure you. Here you are. Right straight ahead.
Simon Templer
Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. To communicate with Mona, talk down tube. Well, all right.
Bea St. Clair
I talk.
Simon Templer
Mona.
Mona
Frankie, you gotta get me out of here. I'm going crazy down here. I'm scared, Mona.
Simon Templer
This.
Mona
I've been thinking, Frankie. I've been thinking all day. What Angie said just before she. I don't want to end up like Angie, Frank. I don't. And I will if you don't get me out of here. I know I will. I don't want to die, Frankie. Get me up.
Simon Templer
Mona. This isn't Frankie. This is Simon Templer. Can I help you?
Mona
Oh, you're not. You're not Frankie.
Simon Templer
No, but I'll help you if you'll tell me what you're afraid of.
Mona
Mona, I am in very good health and am enjoying no physical discomfort whatsoever. I am looking forward eagerly toward breaking the world's record for being buried alive. 244 hours. Pictures of me are available at the box office at nominal cost.
Simon Templer
Mona, what are you afraid of?
Mona
I am in very good health and am enjoying no physical discomfort whatsoever. I am looking forward eagerly to.
Simon Templer
I know, I know. I heard.
Frankie (Frank)
Hey, what are you doing here? Who are you?
Simon Templer
I'm Simon Templer, a customer. Who are you?
Frankie (Frank)
Customer? Oh, excuse me. I thought. Excuse me.
Simon Templer
Oh, say, aren't you the strong man? I saw your act a few minutes ago. Segundo, huh?
Frankie (Frank)
Pretty good.
Simon Templer
Yeah, pretty good. Tell me, Segundo. What about Mona? Who was Angie?
Strong Man (Segundo)
Angie?
Frankie (Frank)
Excuse me, I gotta go.
Simon Templer
Excuse me. Hey, wait a minute.
Barker
You got two for the price of one, eh, friend?
Simon Templer
Mona.
Barker
And the strong man, Segundo.
Simon Templer
I caught his act before. Quite a large hunk of muscle. I wouldn't like him to step down on my foot.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Yeah, the gang is built like a Hudson. Only trouble is, his motor don't run so good.
Simon Templer
Oh, a few chips, light in the head.
Barker
A whole stack.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Well, did you enjoy your chat with Mona?
Simon Templer
Tell me, who was Angie?
Strong Man (Segundo)
Angie? Oh, yeah, that Angie. That's a real sweetheart. That was Mona's sister. Angie used to do the buried alive act before she died. Oh, a real dow.
Simon Templer
Was it an accident?
Barker
Accident?
Simon Templer
No, no. It was a weak heart.
Strong Man (Segundo)
That Angie. Oh, she was all hot. Oh, we miss her. How'd you know about her?
Simon Templer
Tell me about Mona.
Carlos
Why?
Simon Templer
I might like to help her, that's all.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Hey, look, my friend, nobody in this county needs no help from you. We take care of each other. We always have and we always will. Nobody on the outside cares nothing about.
Barker
Us and we don't care nothing about them.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Now beat it.
Simon Templer
Who's the owner of this carnival?
Strong Man (Segundo)
B. St. Clair. And her trail is right down the midway. And she'll tell you the same thing I did.
Simon Templer
I'm hard to discourage, friend.
Strong Man (Segundo)
There's nobody here needs no help, Friend.
Simon Templer
You forget that I've heard your jokes. See you later.
Mona
Come in.
Simon Templer
Ms. St. Clair, right?
Bea St. Clair
Who are you?
Simon Templer
I'm a customer of your carnival.
Bea St. Clair
Well, come in. Customers. Sit down.
Simon Templer
Thank you. Thank you. I. I wanted to ask a few questions, if you don't mind.
Bea St. Clair
Where's your Question License.
Simon Templer
My name is Simon Templer, also known as the Saint.
Bea St. Clair
Please, I'll form my own opinion. What do you want to know?
Simon Templer
I'm interested in Angie.
Bea St. Clair
Angie? They never come any better. Every hundred years or so, you meet somebody nice in this louse trap circuit. Angie was one of them. Now she's gone and the crumbs remain.
Simon Templer
Anything peculiar about the way she died?
Bea St. Clair
Sudden, that's all. Hot, why?
Simon Templer
And her sister Mona took her place.
Bea St. Clair
Yep. Mona's a good kid, but a kid.
Simon Templer
Any chance of her being brought up from the living grave? Soon.
Bea St. Clair
Why?
Simon Templer
I got the impression she didn't like it down there.
Bea St. Clair
No, you did. You know something? I don't like running this fleece circus of a carnival either. Some mornings I don't even like living. But I don't come running to you about it, Mr. Templer.
Simon Templer
You won't bring her up, then?
Bea St. Clair
No. I got nothing to say about it. Anyway, it's up to her husband, Frankie Fowler. You catch his act. Frankie the Tattooed boy.
Simon Templer
I'm afraid I'm not an art lover.
Bea St. Clair
Well, he's no Mona lither, Jack. Any more questions?
Simon Templer
Would I get any more answers?
Bea St. Clair
No.
Simon Templer
But when a woman says no, that's not always what she means, Jack.
Bea St. Clair
That's an entirely different type of question.
Simon Templer
Hello? Anybody here? Yeah, Frankie, I'd like to talk to you.
Doctor
Who are you?
Simon Templer
My name is Simon Templer, Frankie.
Carlos
What do you want?
Simon Templer
Well, I've always been interested in tattoos. I. I think they're fascinating. Huh? Almost as fascinating as the people who do them.
Carlos
Oh, a fan. Come in, Come in.
Simon Templer
Thank you. Thank you.
Carlos
You know, the carny's closed for the night, but I'm always glad to oblige a customer.
Simon Templer
Well, I'm not exactly a customer. I'm a friend of Mona's.
Carlos
Mona's got no friend. Simon Templer.
Simon Templer
Let's say a speaking acquaintance. Did you know Angie, Frankie?
Strong Man (Segundo)
No.
Simon Templer
Her.
Carlos
Angie was my wife.
Simon Templer
Wonderful girl.
Carlos
Almost killed me when she passed away.
Simon Templer
Omaha. She's buried there.
Carlos
I couldn't leave her behind, not with strangers. Call me sentimental if you want to, but that's the way I felt. You see that urn over there on the table? Now, Angie's with me always.
Simon Templer
I see.
Carlos
They say us carny people got no heart. Hey, you like to see some real artistic work in tattoo, Mr. Temple?
Simon Templer
Oh, maybe some other time, Frank.
Bea St. Clair
Look at that.
Simon Templer
Look at that here.
Carlos
Monitor. And a Merry Mac. Civil War. Authentic, 100%.
Simon Templer
They don't do work like that anymore, Frankie, I.
Carlos
Everything I got on me is Art.
Bea St. Clair
Art.
Carlos
I seen a guy the other day, ask him what he had on. He said surrealism. Surrealism. I told him right out. I said, the guy that tattooed that on you ain't American. That's what I told him, and I'll stand by it. Surrealism.
Simon Templer
Frankie. I've been talking to Monon.
Carlos
What about?
Simon Templer
She's buried too far under the earth, Frankie. She wants to come up.
Carlos
She does, does she? She say anything else, did you?
Simon Templer
I just got the impression she was frightened down there.
Carlos
Well, let her be. Let her stay there. She's getting just like Angie.
Simon Templer
Oh, Angie was frightened.
Carlos
No, no, that's not what I meant. Angie. Angie was the greatest. It's just that they're sisters, see?
Doctor
What's this to you?
Simon Templer
Nothing. Except I think it might be better if you brought Mona up.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Oh, you do?
Doctor
You do.
Simon Templer
Segundo. Frankie, come in here.
Carlos
Now you see what happens to guys who get nosy?
Simon Templer
Afraid to do your own strong arm work, eh, Frankie?
Carlos
Why you.
Simon Templer
Here I am.
Carlos
Look, Segundo, this guy came in here saying bad things about Angie.
Frankie (Frank)
About Angie?
Carlos
Yeah.
Frankie (Frank)
You shouldn't have said that, mister. Not about Angie. I don't like nobody to say bad things about Angie.
Simon Templer
I'm trying to help her. Segundo and Mona.
Carlos
Don't listen to him, Segundo.
Doctor
Get him.
Frankie (Frank)
I don't trust stranger.
Carlos
Hit him again, Segundo. Throw him out.
Simon Templer
Yeah.
Frankie (Frank)
He shouldn't have said bad things about.
Doctor
Hey, hey, hey.
Carlos
Wake up, mister.
Doctor
Wake up. Hey. Carnival's closed for the night, friend.
Carlos
Why don't you go home and sleep?
Simon Templer
Oh, wait till I find my head.
Bea St. Clair
What happened?
Simon Templer
Well, let's say too much cotton candy and circus peanuts, huh?
Doctor
Drink.
Simon Templer
Help you out immeasurably. Lead the way.
Doctor
Yeah. Don't mind drinking with a dwarf, do you?
Simon Templer
Why should I?
Doctor
Some people do. Oh, My name's Carlos.
Simon Templer
Hello. I'm Simon Temper.
Doctor
Yeah, Right in here.
Bea St. Clair
My home.
Doctor
One of the wagons.
Simon Templer
Don't.
Doctor
Don't bump your head.
Simon Templer
I'll watch it.
Doctor
Here, pour this down.
Simon Templer
Thank you, my friend. I needed that.
Doctor
I have to go. Or can you stay and talk a while?
Simon Templer
I'd like to stay if I may, Carlos.
Doctor
Thank you. I very seldom get the chance to talk, Mr. Templar.
Simon Templer
Why is that?
Doctor
Dwarf's rather lonely occupation. Not freak enough to make much money in the carnival. And too much of a freak to be accepted out of it. Oh, I. Sorry to burden you with my troubles.
Simon Templer
Everyone's troubles are everyone else's, Carlos.
Doctor
Well, thank you. Want to tell me about yours?
Simon Templer
Well, I had a A call for help tonight from 20ft under the ground. And I just don't know what to do about it.
Doctor
Mona?
Simon Templer
Yeah. She said she was afraid she would end up like Angie. She wanted to come up. Or nothing at all, since Angie died of natural causes.
Doctor
That's what they all said. Did you tell anyone else about this?
Simon Templer
Not directly, no. Frankie refused to let her come up. We got into it.
Doctor
Don't throw you out.
Simon Templer
An understatement, Carlos.
Doctor
Have another drink. Mona never talked like this before. She was never scared. Not like Angie. Mona's got guts. It worries me.
Bea St. Clair
Go.
Simon Templer
Here. Oh, thanks. What about the man who was married to both of them, huh?
Doctor
Frankie Simon. If you were born a freak like I was, you had no choice. And you can be philosophical, but if you make yourself a freak like Frankie did, you gotta hate yourself and everybody else as long as you live.
Simon Templer
And yet, two women married.
Doctor
Don't rub it in. I. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have jumped you. I'm not always as philosophical as I try to be.
Simon Templer
I can't help thinking of Mona. Buried alive. Afraid. Afraid of what? And she mentioned that Angie said something to her just before she died. What? She didn't say. Tell me. How far are we from where Mona is?
Doctor
Just across the midway. You want to go over there?
Simon Templer
I'd feel better.
Doctor
And so would I. Let's go.
Simon Templer
What about Bea St. Clair, Carlos? Can you figure her out?
Bea St. Clair
Well, not quite.
Doctor
Because I don't think Bea can figure herself out. She hasn't had much fun either. I hope she gets some.
Simon Templer
This is Mona's tent, isn't it? Anybody around?
Doctor
Not a soul. Let's go in. Mona? Mona? She must be asleep.
Simon Templer
Let me try. Mona, can you hear me? Mona? She's not asleep. There's something wrong. Mona?
Doctor
Mona, it's Carlos. Mona. What was it? She said she might wind up like Angie. Mona.
Simon Templer
Carlos, go get every man you can and every shovel. And then get a doctor and an ambulance.
Doctor
Yeah, he wanted to break the record. Well, maybe she will. Maybe she will like Angie.
Simon Templer
That's it.
Frankie (Frank)
Get out of the door.
Mona
Move.
Doctor
Go, go, go.
Simon Templer
It's faster.
Frankie (Frank)
And I do myself.
Carlos
Okay?
Simon Templer
Okay. Are they almost down to her B?
Bea St. Clair
Oh, I think so. It's only about 8ft. We advertise 20, but 8 is enough. What do you think happened, Carlos?
Doctor
I don't know. What happened to Angie?
Bea St. Clair
A heart attack. You know that.
Doctor
Do I?
Carlos
She's just fainted.
Simon Templer
Maybe.
Carlos
Maybe this is all about nothing.
Simon Templer
I doubt it, Frankie, and so do you.
Carlos
What do you have to come Nosing in for Templar B and I don't need you.
Simon Templer
We can get BE and you.
Barker
All of us.
Carlos
That's what I mean.
Simon Templer
You mean you'd rather have left it down there?
Carlos
I'm not taking this from you.
Doctor
I cut the.
Simon Templer
Come on.
Mona
Come on, you guys. Stop it. Grab it.
Doctor
Come on.
Simon Templer
Come on. There, there. Now give me a hand with the lid. You better come over here, Doctor.
Doctor
Right, Mr. Templer.
Carlos
There. What is it, Doc?
Bea St. Clair
Is she.
Simon Templer
Is she well?
Doctor
She's still breathing, but that's about all.
Simon Templer
Any symptoms?
Doctor
If I had to make a guess, symptoms of poisoning. Get her over to the ambulance.
Carlos
Hurry. Come on.
Bea St. Clair
Mr. Templer. Mr. Templer. I'm sorry I didn't get her up sooner.
Simon Templer
I should have made it plainer, but I didn't know who to trust. Do you now just who not to trust?
Carlos
And who's that?
Simon Templer
Everyone. How is she this morning, Doctor?
Doctor
Oh, she's a sick girl, but she'll live. We got her in time.
Simon Templer
I'm glad. What caused it?
Doctor
Poison of some kind, Definitely. I'm waiting for a lab report.
Simon Templer
May I see her?
Doctor
Yes, go ahead, Mr. Templer. She's rational now. Kept asking Angie to forgive her before.
Simon Templer
Forgive her for what?
Doctor
Well, she didn't say. They usually don't. Don't stay too long.
Simon Templer
Oh, all right, Doc. Good morning, Mona.
Mona
Who are you?
Simon Templer
Simon Templar. I spoke to you down the tube yesterday. You thought at first I was Frankie.
Mona
I don't remember.
Simon Templer
Don't you? You said you were afraid you might end up like Angie. She said something to you before she died, Mona. What was it?
Mona
I don't remember. She didn't say anything.
Simon Templer
You know what happened to you last night, Mona?
Mona
No.
Simon Templer
There was poison in your food that was lowered through the tube. Got any idea who did it?
Mona
Poison? I don't believe it.
Simon Templer
Well, police will find out.
Mona
I don't want the police. I did it. I took it myself.
Simon Templer
What kind?
Mona
I don't remember, but I took it.
Simon Templer
Why did you want Angie to forgive you, Mona?
Mona
Who told you that? I mean, you're making that up.
Simon Templer
I'm trying to help you, Mona.
Mona
I don't need help. I want Frankie. I want him back. I want him back.
Simon Templer
All right. All right. I'll find him for you.
Mona
Come in.
Bea St. Clair
Simon. Come in.
Simon Templer
How are you, Bee?
Carlos
How's Mona?
Doctor
Simon?
Strong Man (Segundo)
Betty?
Simon Templer
Carlos? I was at the hospital all day. Had to wait for the lab reports on the poison.
Bea St. Clair
Who did?
Simon Templer
Could have been put there by anyone.
Doctor
To the police now?
Simon Templer
Not yet. Mona claims she took it herself. She's obviously Protecting someone or is afraid of someone.
Doctor
But who, Bea?
Simon Templer
You don't have to answer unless you want to.
Bea St. Clair
What? Simon?
Simon Templer
Has there been anything between you and Frankie?
Bea St. Clair
Well, everybody gets lonely.
Simon Templer
Are you still lonely, Jack?
Bea St. Clair
I got no ambition to travel around the country in an urn. That answer it?
Simon Templer
That's good enough. If I can wind this thing up tonight. Will the two of you help me? You especially, Carlos.
Doctor
Anything I can, Simon.
Simon Templer
All right. You're not closing the carnival down tonight, Bea.
Bea St. Clair
We'll stay open. If you say so.
Simon Templer
Well, it might make it easier. Carlos, you go to Frankie's trailer while he's doing his show. And take the urn. Would you mind doing that? I'll do it. Good. Put it in a safe place, it doesn't matter where, and come back to the trailer. All three of us will wait for Frankie to come back after his show.
Bea St. Clair
What happens then?
Simon Templer
I don't know for sure. But I have a theory. Hope it's right.
Doctor
It's a question.
Bea St. Clair
What happens if it's not right?
Simon Templer
B? That's an entirely different type of question.
Bea St. Clair
Simon. Why do we have to wait in the dark for Frankie? It's creepy in here.
Simon Templer
He might not come in if he saw the lights be. Do you mind, Carlos?
Doctor
Not a bit. The dark is a friend of mine. I'm getting chumpy.
Simon Templer
You can leave if you want to. I might be able to handle what I have to do alone.
Doctor
Oh, I'll stick. But give me a chance to gripe, will you?
Simon Templer
How about you, Carlos?
Doctor
Oh, I'm enjoying it, Mr. Templer. Gives me a chance to fail. Important. I don't get many chances like that.
Bea St. Clair
Frankie's late. He should have been here by now.
Simon Templer
Well, maybe business was good tonight.
Bea St. Clair
It usually is.
Simon Templer
Oh, say, B. I don't want to be personal, but running a carnival, is it lucrative?
Bea St. Clair
Jack, I don't want to brag, but I am loaded.
Simon Templer
Oh, how nice for you.
Bea St. Clair
My last year alone, someone comes home.
Simon Templer
Good evening, Frankie Templar.
Carlos
What is this Bee?
Bea St. Clair
I couldn't keep away, Frankie. But I brought my chaperone.
Carlos
Well, get him out of here. Some chaperones, the Saint and a dwarf.
Doctor
I didn't choose to be a freak, Frankie. That's the difference.
Carlos
What's going on?
Simon Templer
Look around, Frankie. Anything missing?
Carlos
What do you mean? The urn. Where is it? What'd you do with it?
Simon Templer
We took it.
Carlos
You took it? Segundo, come in here.
Simon Templer
I don't think you'll need Segundo this time.
Carlos
No.
Simon Templer
Sit down, Frankie, if you don't like that seat. I Can get you a hotter one.
Carlos
You think you know something.
Simon Templer
I'm nosy, Frankie. Very nosy, as you pointed out.
Frankie (Frank)
What is it, Frankie?
Carlos
This guy Temple against Segundo. He's been saying bad things and doing bad things. He took Angie's arm.
Simon Templer
Easy, Segundo. You'll want to hear this too.
Frankie (Frank)
Hear what?
Carlos
Don't wait, Segundo. He's just stalling.
Simon Templer
Go get him.
Frankie (Frank)
You took the Segundo.
Bea St. Clair
Sit down.
Doctor
No, Segundo, wait in here. Wait in here, okay?
Frankie (Frank)
Okay, Carlos. I trust you.
Simon Templer
Good. It's about Angie. Segundo. This morning and last night. Mona was calling out for Angie to forgive her.
Doctor
For what?
Simon Templer
Because she'd been going around with you, Frankie, while you were married to her older sister.
Carlos
I loved Angie.
Simon Templer
And how long after she died did you marry Mona?
Bea St. Clair
Six weeks.
Carlos
I couldn't help it if the kid was crazy about me.
Simon Templer
You couldn't help it when you killed Angie with poison.
Carlos
Who says I did? Where's the evidence?
Simon Templer
You thought there wasn't any. It was almost a smart job, Frankie. But you couldn't pull anything all the way smart. It was only half smart, and that can be fatal.
Carlos
If you think I'm gonna stand here.
Strong Man (Segundo)
And listen to this.
Simon Templer
You'll stand and you'll listen. Murderers hardly ever change tactics, Frankie. The poison showed up in Mona's stomach. We couldn't prove that on you. But there are certain poisons that can be traced even after cremation. The kind you used is one. Now do you begin to get the point?
Carlos
It's not true. You can't trace it, can you, Carlos?
Doctor
Yes, you can. I should have remembered. I should have had that urn analyzed long ago.
Carlos
Now, wait a minute. You're guessing at this.
Simon Templer
Are we? Where's the urn?
Carlos
Wait a minute. You're guessing at this.
Simon Templer
Are we? Where's the urn?
Carlos
You're guessing at a. Motive. I didn't kill Angie. Why would I want to kill Moon?
Simon Templer
Biggest stakes. You were after B. She was loaded.
Carlos
It's all a lie. I mean, Bea and I. Segundo, stay away from me.
Simon Templer
Oh, if you don't stay back.
Frankie (Frank)
Segundo Ranchi, you kill Lancy.
Carlos
I tell you, nobody killed her. She had a weak heart. That was in a weak heart.
Simon Templer
Segundo, listen to me.
Frankie (Frank)
You kill Angie Funko.
Barker
Why?
Simon Templer
You couldn't let her live, Segundo.
Frankie (Frank)
She never done no harm. She was so.
Carlos
Stay back.
Doctor
I'm warning you.
Frankie (Frank)
She loved you and you gave her points. Don't come no closer.
Carlos
I mean it.
Barker
Stay back.
Frankie (Frank)
She laughs sometime.
Carlos
Stay away from me, you big creep.
Barker
Why?
Simon Templer
You couldn't let her live.
Carlos
You're crazy, creep.
Simon Templer
Why don't you drop?
Doctor
You ain't human.
Barker
Keep your hands off of me.
Doctor
It's me, Carlos. Carlos Segundo.
Bea St. Clair
Are you hurt bad?
Frankie (Frank)
No.
Simon Templer
Hello. I think one was a clean miss. The other two got him in the shoulder. Maybe he'll live. Here, let me help you. Mr. Segundo. Come on outside. That goddess.
Doctor
What's the gun?
Simon Templer
Get a doctor.
Mona
All right.
Doctor
Quite a man, this Segundo. Not so strong upstairs. But in the heart, plenty.
Simon Templer
Yeah, he almost killed Frankie.
Doctor
But I loved Angie too. Frankie doesn't deserve to live.
Simon Templer
Someone else will decide that. Carlos.
Doctor
What Segundo did. I wish I could have done it. Saint in my hands. I wish I could have done it.
Simon Templer
Carlos.
Doctor
I never told anybody. Saint. She never guessed. But I loved Angie too. Heaven help me, I loved her too.
Barker
301. Just step a little closer if you will, my friend.
Simon Templer
You mean me?
Strong Man (Segundo)
I'm Frankie. But Mona could never see the fat lady. Friend, wait.
Barker
Nine thousand, 324 hours.
Simon Templer
Well, that's better.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Now I am. Ms. Temple.
Simon Templer
I'm fine. Tell me, how's Mona?
Strong Man (Segundo)
Oh, she's all right. Gangie must have told her when she was dying that she suspected Frankie. But Mona could never bring herself to believe it. She still can't. But I guess you will see. Going in to see the fat lady.
Frankie (Frank)
Mr. Tutler.
Simon Templer
You talked me right in. Lovely dream. A wild love straight ahead.
Strong Man (Segundo)
Friend.
Simon Templer
Am I change?
Strong Man (Segundo)
Yeah, change. Here's your five back.
Barker
For Simon Templar everything is always on the house.
Simon Templer
On the house. Well, thanks. Say, you'd make a wonderful bartense.
Vincent Price
You haven't listening to another transcribed advent Wouldn't be refined.
Simon Templer
Just a lovely dream. A wild, lovely dream. Where some 30,000 persons.
Vincent Price
You have been listening to another transcribed adventure of the saint the Robin Hood of modern crime. And now, here is our star, Vincent Price.
Simon Templer
Ladies and gentlemen, your life is your own. It's yours. To Obeying the laws that have been made to protect danger is never absent from the highways of America where some 30,000 persons are killed every year. Only you can take the responsibility for averting the most tragic of all traffic accidents. The accident that happens to you. Speed. To save a few seconds by recognizing the dangers of the road and by obeying the laws that have been made to protect your life. In almost every single motor accident reported by the National Safety Council there was at least one violation of traffic regulations or pedestrians who have been driven with speed. Speed too great for safety. Speed to save a few seconds. Speed that spelled out death and tragedy on the road. And as always, the National Safety Council warns about driving after drinking. Take may save a life. One quarter of all fatal accidents involve drivers or pedestrians who have been drinking. This is a fact. So when you drive, remember that an accident can happen to you. Learn and obey the traffic laws and don't take result in a smash up. The care you take may save a life and that life may be your own. This is Vincent Price inviting you to join us again next week at this same time for another exciting adventure of the St. Paul.
Vincent Price
In our cast, you heard Merry.
Simon Templer
Is.
Vincent Price
A James L. Sethier production. This adventure of the Saint was written by Dick Powell. In our cast, you heard Mary Ship as Mona and Sheldon Leonard as the barker. Bob Jellison was Carlos Ed, Max Segundo Henny Bacchus played B. Harry Bartel was Frank. NBC TODAY Theater Guild the Saint, based on characters created by Leslie Charteris, is a James L. Sassier production and is directed by Helen Mack. Vincent Price is soon to be seen co starring in RKO's production of his Kind of Woman. All you Saint fans will be glad to know that the Saint comic book and of course, Tallulah will three chimes mean good times? On NBC? Today, Theater Guild on the Air presents the dramatic story Come Back Little Sheba, starring Gary Cooper and Shirley Booth. Sunday also means another 90 wonderful minutes with the big show and among this company, Judy Holiday and many, many more. And of course, Tallulah will be the emcee. And for a sparkling article about the glamorous Tallulah, see the latest issue of look magazine, now on sale. This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company.
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"The Saint 51-02-04 The Carnival" transports listeners to the enchanting yet mysterious world of early 20th-century carnivals. Featuring the iconic character Simon Templar, known as "The Saint," this episode weaves a tale of intrigue, deception, and danger amidst the vibrant backdrop of carnival attractions. Vincent Price stars as The Saint, bringing his signature charisma to this classic adventure.
The episode opens with a promotional segment led by Barker, who enthusiastically advertises the carnival’s most gripping attraction: Mona, the buried alive girl.
Barker [00:53]: "Just step a little closer if you will, my friend. You might be the start of a mighty and surging throne."
Barker highlights the spectacle where Mona lies buried 20 feet underground, challenging the audience's courage and curiosity. This act aims to break the world record for the longest time spent buried alive.
Enter Simon Templar (The Saint), a discerning and observant individual intrigued by Mona's plight. Initially hesitant, Simon engages with the carnival staff, sensing that something isn't quite right.
Simon Templer [01:05]: "You mean me? You and another slumming tonight, friend, happen to like carnivals?"
Simon’s curiosity leads him to purchase a ticket and communicate with Mona via a talk tube, where she expresses fear and desperation.
Mona [03:13]: "Frankie, you gotta get me out of here. I'm going crazy down here. I'm scared, Mona."
Simon seeks answers from Bea St. Clair, the carnival’s owner, revealing the dark history behind the buried alive acts. Bea divulges that Mona’s sister, Angie, previously performed the same act before her untimely death due to a weak heart.
Bea St. Clair [06:21]: "Angie? They never come any better. Every hundred years or so, you meet somebody nice in this louse trap circuit. Angie was one of them."
Bea's reluctance to provide more information only deepens Simon's suspicions, prompting him to delve deeper into the carnival's secrets.
Simon moves on to Frankie Fowler, Mona’s husband and a tattoo artist at the carnival. Frankie reveals his deep connection to Angie, Mona's late sister, and expresses sorrow over her passing.
Frankie (Frank) [08:17]: "I couldn't leave her behind, not with strangers. Call me sentimental if you want to, but that's the way I felt."
Frankie’s emotional demeanor and evasive responses raise red flags for Simon, suggesting potential involvement in Angie’s death.
Carlos Segundo, a dwarf performer and friend of Frankie, becomes an unexpected ally for Simon. Through their interactions, Carlos shares his grief over Angie’s death and begins to suspect foul play.
Carlos [12:08]: "Well, I had a call for help tonight from 20ft under the ground. And I just don't know what to do about it."
Carlos’s insights and connection to both Angie and Frankie help Simon piece together the puzzle, indicating that Mona may be in more danger than initially apparent.
As tensions mount, Simon confronts Frankie with his suspicions. The confrontation turns intense, leading to a physical altercation where Frankie attempts to silence Simon and Carlos.
Simon Templer [21:30]: "You couldn't help it when you killed Angie with poison."
During the scuffle, Frankie is exposed as the orchestrator behind Angie’s death and Mona’s poisoning, revealing his motive rooted in jealousy and greed.
Simon Templer [21:17]: "Because you'd been going around with you, Frankie, while you were married to her older sister."
Frankie’s desperate attempts to maintain his facade crumble as evidence against him mounts, culminating in his defeat.
With Frankie apprehended, Simon ensures Mona's safety by facilitating her rescue from the buried alive act. The carnival’s dark secrets are brought to light, restoring peace and justice for those wronged.
Doctor [16:26]: "She's a sick girl, but she'll live. We got her in time."
Mona’s survival marks the triumph of good over nefarious schemes, reaffirming Simon Templar’s role as the Robin Hood of modern crime.
"The Saint 51-02-04 The Carnival" masterfully blends suspense, drama, and classic detective work, showcasing Simon Templar’s unwavering commitment to justice. Through engaging dialogue, memorable characters, and a tightly woven plot, this episode captures the essence of the Golden Age of Radio, offering listeners a captivating journey through mystery and redemption.
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For those new to "Harold's Old Time Radio," this episode offers a quintessential example of the show's ability to blend thrilling adventure with rich storytelling, making it a must-listen for fans of classic radio dramas.