
Theatre 5 64-08-04 002 A House of Cards
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Ed
Anne?
Anne
Yes?
Ed
You awake?
Anne
Yes. I've been lying here with my eyes open. Something's wrong, isn't it? Shh.
Ed
Don't wake the children.
Anne
It's the oxygenator, isn't it?
Ed
Yes, but that's not all.
Anne
I thought so. The motor?
Ed
No, the motor's fine. You can hear from it yourself. It's the generator I'm worried about.
Anne
What's wrong with it?
Ed
The fuel tanks. I think the blast shook them and they developed a slow leak. We've been losing fuel steadily for over three months now.
Anne
Isn't there anything we can do to fix it?
Ed
You know as well as I do that we can't. They're buried the same as we are. 40ft away, under 20ft of earth. Even if I could dig over to them, it wouldn't do any good. The fuel is almost gone.
Anne
Oh, Ed, what are we going to do?
Ed
I don't know.
Anne
How much time do we have left?
Ed
I don't know. One day, maybe two.
Anne
Oh, Ed, I'm frightened.
Ed
And for the children's sake, try not to be.
Anne
What are we going to do?
Ed
Try to live today just as if it were any other day. Theater 5 presents A House OF CARDS Everybody get up. Another day. Come on.
Mark
What time is it?
Anne
It's time to get ready for school.
Mark
Oh, I don't want to have school again today. I want to go outside and play now.
Anne
Mark, let's not start that again. Today.
Ed
Get up and get dressed. Mark, we need somebody to make the egg cycle go. Mother's gonna make eggs this morning. And we'll need the extra power for the ventilator.
Mark
Oh, boy. Eggs. Oh, Mary, big deal. Eggs. Every day it's the same old thing. Get up, ride the X cycle. Have school, take a nap, read, have more school. Mark, I want to go outside and play. Play?
Anne
Mark, you know very well why we can't go outside and play. The next thing you know, you'll have Mary all upset. Now, get dressed. We need the egg cycle to make the ventilator go over these eggs.
Mark
Daddy, yesterday Mark said that the bomb was a hundred, maybe ton that hit us. I did not. I did.
Anne
Two.
Mark
I did not.
Ed
All right, all right, that's enough.
Mark
How big was it, Daddy?
Ed
I don't know.
Mark
It was 100 megatons, wasn't it, dad?
Ed
No.
Mark
See, on the radio they said it was a hundred megatons.
Anne
Let's not talk about the bomb.
Ed
It's all right, Anne. On the radio they said it was between 50 and 100. They didn't know for sure. They have no way of knowing.
Mark
Did it knock down our house?
Ed
Yes.
Mark
And my school?
Ed
Probably.
Mark
How about Grandpa and Grandma's house?
Ed
I don't know. I think not. They're pretty far away.
Mark
Are Grandpa and Grandma still alive?
Ed
It's all right, Aunt. I think they're still alive. Mary, Grandpa's a pretty smart man. He could have gotten them away before the fire got to them.
Mark
Mark said there was nobody left alive in the world but us.
Anne
Mark?
Mark
I did not. I did, too.
Anne
Now, Mark, that was a terrible thing to say.
Mark
Well, then how come we can't get anything on the radio anymore?
Anne
Ed, I don't think this is a subject we ought to discuss before breakfast.
Ed
I think it's better they know the truth when they ask for it. And it's better than guessing about half truths. Now, there could be any number of reasons why we can't pick up anything on the radio anymore, Mark. Maybe. Maybe our antenna was destroyed by the firestorm that followed the blast. Maybe it's covered with radioactive ash. We know that most of the major cities were hit the same time ours was. Maybe the smaller cities don't have broadcasting stations powerful enough to reach us. It could be any number of things. But I can assure you of one thing. Somewhere, somehow, there are people left.
Mark
Is. Is my bicycle gone, too? Yes, in the swing.
Anne
Oh, I knew this was going to lead to no good. Now, Mark, you march over to the Excycle and get it going? This place is getting full of smoke. Now, Mary, darling, you wash your face and get out your homework. We're going to study fractions and you didn't do too well last time. Ed?
Ed
Yes?
Anne
The children are asleep now.
Ed
You gave them a pill?
Anne
Mm. And their orange juice. It should be safe to talk now. What are we going to do?
Ed
I don't know. I've been thinking about it.
Anne
Couldn't we run for it?
Ed
What do you mean?
Anne
When the air gives out in here, pick up the children and run. Maybe if we run fast and long enough, maybe we could get out of it.
Ed
I've thought about that too. But the circle of radiation may be anywhere from 50 to 100 miles, depending on the size of the bomb and the wind drift. We couldn't make it in a day or two days even if we ran.
Anne
Can't we open the ventilators?
Ed
No, no, it's still too hot out there. The exterior Geiger counter still reads more than 80 wrenches an hour. If we open the exterior ventilator an hour, it'd be as radioactive in here as it is out there.
Anne
Why has it stayed so hot so long? You said that within three months it would cool down long enough for us to leave.
Ed
I thought it would, but.
Anne
What's gone wrong?
Ed
I don't know. Any number of things could have. Maybe we were closer to the blast than we figured we would be. Maybe we're covered with radioactive earth. It could be any number of things.
Anne
Couldn't we open the door and see?
Ed
No. No. It's too hot to expose the children to. It could ruin them.
Anne
Just a crack.
Ed
I'm afraid not.
Anne
I wonder what time it is.
Ed
Two o'. Clock.
Anne
No, I mean I wonder what time it is outside.
Ed
About the same.
Anne
We don't even know what time it is, the day of the week or anything.
Ed
Yes, we do. I've kept it all marked off on the calendar.
Anne
Yes, but how many times has the clock stopped? Twice. Three times.
Ed
Exactly twice.
Anne
Because you forgot to wind it?
Ed
Because we both forgot to wind it.
Anne
Well, I can't do everything. Cook meals on a single burner, keep house and raise two children in a 9 by 12 room.
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Anne
Hi, I'm Kristen Bell, and if you know my husband Dax, then you also know he loves shopping for a car. Selling a car, not so much.
Ed
We're really doing this, huh?
Anne
Thankfully, Carvana makes it easy. Answer a few questions, put in your van or license and done. We sold ours in minutes this morning and they'll come pick it up and pay us this afternoon. Goodbye, Truckee. Of course, we kept the favorite.
Ed
Hello, other Truckee.
Anne
Sell your car with Carvana today. Terms and conditions apply. Oh, I'm sorry, Ed. I didn't mean to snap at you that way. I'm just so tired of it all, it seems. You try so hard and you never win. You build a fallout shelter to be safe from the bomb and you have to worry about the firestorms that follow. So you make it completely self contained. Water, food, air. Enough to last you six months in case the radiation's hotter than you think and the blast knocks a fuel line loose and all your plans go up in the air like a puppet smoke. It just isn't fair, Ed. It just isn't fair.
Ed
And you've got to control yourself.
Anne
I'm tired of being in control of myself. It's like a house of cards. You put one in wrong in the whole thing and tumbling down.
Ed
Please.
Anne
It isn't fair. It just doesn't.
Ed
Annie.
Anne
Is that it? The generator?
Ed
No. Now that's the oxygenator. When the generator goes, everything will go. The lights, water, everything. And we've got to make some decisions.
Anne
Listen.
Ed
What?
Anne
Listen. It sounds like digging. There it is. Do you hear it?
Ed
Yes, I can hear it. Yes, you're right. It is digging.
Anne
They found us. Somebody's trying to rescue us.
Ed
Ann, wait.
Mark
They're here.
Anne
We're safe.
Ed
Anne, stay away from that door.
Anne
They're here.
Mark
They found Us?
Ed
We have no way of knowing who's on the other side of that door. The Geiger counter says it's 80 wrenches an hour out there. A rescue crew wouldn't enter an area this hot, even with protective clothing.
Anne
Who else could it be?
Ed
I don't know, but whoever it is, we'd better make sure before we let him in. If he's been wandering around long out there, he won't be pretty to look at.
Anne
Listen. He's still at it.
Ed
Whoever it is, he's kept it up over two hours.
Mark
Who's out there, Dad?
Ed
I don't know, Marky, but we're gonna find out. Hand me that Geiger counter, son.
Anne
You're not going out?
Ed
No. I just want to get a radiation reading in the airlock.
Mark
Here it is, dad.
Ed
Stand back at the table, Ann, and keep Mary behind you.
Anne
All right. Stand behind your f. Father Mark.
Ed
There'S a reading of 10 just inside the inner door. Oh, boy. It's hotter in here. 10, 20, 40 at the door. That's hot. That means it's in excess of 80 outside.
Mark
Who's out there, Daddy?
Ed
I don't know. Let's see if I can make him hear us. There's someone out there, all right. He hears me, but he won't answer.
Anne
Who do you suppose it is?
Ed
I don't know.
Anne
Bill Bigler. What? Bill Bigler from over the next block. He's the only one in our neighborhood that built a fallout shelter besides us.
Ed
But what would he be doing out there? He's got a Geiger counter. He knows it's too hot to be moving around out there.
Anne
Food.
Ed
What?
Anne
Food. They've run out of food. Do you suppose I know it is? I talked to Alice on the phone the day after they finished their shelter. She asked me how much food we were stocking, and I said, enough for six months. Well, she laughed and said they were only stocking for three months. Bill said no radiation would linger beyond that. And if it did, they wouldn't want to come up to see what the world looked like.
Ed
Could be. This is almost the fourth month. They could have lasted this long if they'd stretched things.
Anne
I know it's them.
Ed
Oh, they must be starving. We've got to help them.
Mark
No.
Ed
And they're our neighbors.
Anne
We never so much as spoke to them until we built our shelters.
Ed
But they're human beings.
Anne
Ed, I'm warning you, stay away from that door.
Mark
Ed, my.
Ed
Anne, put that rifle down. You're frightening the children.
Anne
If you open that door. Ed Johnson, I Swear I'll shoot you.
Ed
Ann, try to be reasonable.
Anne
I am being reasonable. You can't build a shelter to protect your family from radiation and then throw it open to a total stranger.
Ed
Bill Bigler is not a total stranger.
Anne
He is if he's contaminated with radiation poisoning.
Ed
And all I plan to do is put some food and water in the airlock, the outer door and lock the inner one.
Mark
No, he.
Ed
He can't get inside with the inner door locked.
Anne
No, but the radiation can. You told me that.
Ed
Not that much.
Anne
Enough. You know that. Enough to hurt the children.
Ed
But Anne, those people are starving today.
Anne
Well, let them starve. Anne. Alice Bigler laughed when I told her we stockpiled enough food and water for six months. Well, let her laugh now.
Ed
Ann. This is insanity.
Anne
I mean what I say.
Mark
Anne. Mommy, please don't.
Ed
And you're frightening the children. Please put the gun down.
Mark
Please.
Doctor
Mom.
Mark
Mommy, the lights. Why the lights go out?
Ed
Mark, go get the flashlight.
Mark
What happened, Daddy?
Ed
We've just run out of fuel, that's all.
Mark
Will we be all right, dad?
Ed
Yes, yes. Nothing's wrong. I'll take care of it. It's time to go to bed anyway. Everybody undress and hop into bed.
Mark
And what about the man outside?
Ed
Don't worry. He can't get in. I won't let him hurt you.
Mark
I'm scared, Daddy. I'm scared.
Ed
Don't be merry. It's all right, honey.
Anne
He's still at it?
Ed
Yes, but he's getting weaker.
Anne
What's he doing out there?
Ed
It sounds like he's trying to pry the door open. Depending on how long he's been out there, he must be pretty sick. He's probably leaning against the door, vomiting.
Anne
Oh, Ed, please.
Ed
I'm sorry. Are the children asleep?
Anne
Yes, finally. What are we going to do?
Ed
I don't know, Ed.
Anne
Couldn't we please try and run for it?
Ed
And the most distance we could cover would be 20, 30 miles. In places, the ashes would be hip deep, maybe higher. In the end, we'd wind up like him. There just wouldn't be any point in it.
Anne
Couldn't we try and open the air vents?
Ed
No, it's still too radioactive for that. We might just as well open the door.
Anne
Oh, why has it stayed so hot for so long? The brochures, everything. Said you'd be able to leave at the end of three months, four at the most. Now, what went wrong?
Ed
If I knew Anna, we wouldn't be here. So many things can go wrong that you never count on. Maybe we were just too close. To the blast. I don't know.
Anne
How much air do you think we have left?
Ed
An hour, maybe less.
Anne
What'll happen then?
Ed
The oxygen in the room will be gone, and we'll start breathing our own carbon dioxide.
Anne
Will it be bad?
Ed
I don't know. If you're asleep, it shouldn't be bad. Certainly not as bad as being out there.
Anne
Do you think we'd stay asleep through it?
Ed
I was just wondering about that.
Anne
If we took sleeping pills?
Ed
Yes. Then I think so.
Anne
Well, then that's the way I want us to go, Ed. Asleep and all of us together.
Ed
That's what I was thinking, too.
Anne
I'll have to wake the children.
Ed
What for?
Anne
To give them a pill. I don't want either of them to wake up trying to breathe.
Ed
All right, dear, but hurry. Time's running out. I'll put some food and water in the airlock.
Anne
But why? You said it wouldn't do him any good.
Ed
I know, I know. But maybe it'd be nice if just once before he dies. He knows the world isn't completely devoid of human beings. Hurry, Ann. The air's getting bad.
Anne
Mary. Mark. Wake up. Mark. I want you to take these.
Mark
Is it time to get up yet?
Anne
No, darling. Just drink this and go back to sleep.
Mark
Tell me when it's time to get up.
Anne
I will. Mary. Mary, Mother wants you to take these.
Mark
What for?
Anne
To help you sleep.
Mark
I don't want any.
Anne
But, Mary, they're good for you.
Mark
I don't want it.
Anne
Ed. Ed, I can't.
Doctor
It's all right.
Ed
Here. Give them to me. Mary, you have to take your pills, honey. We're all taking them. See? I'm taking mine. Mommy's gonna take hers.
Mark
What?
Anne
I think.
Ed
Well, they're just sleeping pills so we can all go to sleep together.
Mark
Will we wake up together?
Ed
Yes, if. If we wake up, we'll all wake up the way we went. To sleep together.
Mark
I want some pills, too.
Ed
Here you are, honey.
Mark
Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy.
Ed
Good night, Mary.
Anne
I don't want to cry.
Ed
It's all right, dear.
Anne
I love them both so much.
Ed
I know. I love them, too.
Anne
I love you all. Everything so much.
Ed
I love you, darling. I'm sorry I couldn't make it work. I tried. I tried very hard.
Anne
I know. We all tried. It's not your fault. It was just a house of cards, that's all. It couldn't work.
Ed
I love you, Anne.
Anne
Just hold me, dear, and try to sleep.
Ed
I love you all very much.
Anne
I love you, too. Just hold me and sleep. Love you, Sleep.
Doctor
Get no stretches in here.
Ed
Take the children first.
Doctor
Take the woman's pulse, Greg. She got too hysterical near the end.
Ed
Do we have the stomachs pumped, Doctor?
Doctor
No. They took only one sleeping pill apiece. That much will just help them sleep the whole thing off. Be careful with those children there.
Ed
Would you say the experiment was a success?
Doctor
A family of four in a 9 by 12 fallout shelter for nine months? Yes, I'd say they did pretty well.
Ed
But they lost touch with reality till the end.
Doctor
You probably would have too, if your only contact with reality was a radio and suddenly that was taken away from you.
Ed
But they really thought they were survivors in a fallout shelter. The last people left alive on Earth, Greg.
Doctor
That was the purpose of the experiment. To change the variables until you find the breaking point. Anybody can survive when everything's running smoothly, but break their communication, disrupt their fuel supply, threaten them with the unknown from without. They did pretty well. For two months. They wouldn't mention to each other that they were losing fuel. Neither one would mention it for fear of frightening the others. They did pretty well.
Ed
Then. The experiment was a success.
Doctor
No, the experiment wasn't a success, but the people were. As long as people have to hide under the ground, all experiments are failures. But maybe we can learn how to protect the people so they can outlive the failures of experimenters. Watch that stretcher there. Be as gentle as you can. That's a human being you're carrying.
Ed
Theater 5 has presented a House of Cards, written by George Bamber and directed by Warren Somerville. In the cast, Vicki Bola, George Petrie, Bryna Rayburn, Cecil Roy and Guy Sorrell. Audio engineers Bill Sandroiter and Marty Folia. Sound technicians Ed Blaney and MC Brock. Original music by Alexander Vlastenko Orchestra under the direction of Glenn Osser. Executive producer for Theater 5, Edward A. Byron. We invite your comments right to theater five, box 233. New York, New York. This is Fred Foy speaking.
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In this haunting episode of Theatre 5, a radio series from the golden age, listeners are taken into the suffocating confines of a fallout shelter following a devastating nuclear attack. "A House of Cards" is a tense family drama that explores survival, fear, moral dilemma, and human limits under extreme isolation. As the family's vital systems fail and hope flickers, they are forced to confront uncomfortable truths about themselves, their neighbors, and the reality of life after the bomb. The episode ultimately reveals itself as a psychological experiment, challenging the nature of resilience and the cost of preparedness.
“For the children’s sake, try not to be [afraid].” – Ed (02:19)
“You can’t build a shelter to protect your family from radiation and then throw it open to a total stranger.” – Anne (13:58)
“It’s like a house of cards. You put one in wrong and the whole thing comes tumbling down.” – Anne (09:54)
“But maybe it’d be nice if just once before he dies, he knows the world isn’t completely devoid of human beings.” – Ed (17:28)
“It was just a house of cards, that’s all. It couldn’t work.” – Anne (19:28)
“As long as people have to hide under the ground, all experiments are failures. But maybe we can learn how to protect the people so they can outlive the failures of experimenters.” – Doctor (21:28)
The dialogue throughout is terse, emotionally charged, and true to the period’s melodramatic radio style. The family interactions alternate between earnest tenderness and the stark, practical fear of survival—punctuated by moments of deep introspection (“I love you all very much. …Just hold me and sleep.”) and explosive fear or anger (“If you open that door, Ed Johnson, I swear I’ll shoot you.”).
"A House of Cards" offers a claustrophobic, emotional exploration of human frailty, moral choice, and the thin veneer of civilization when tested by disaster. The twist ending not only reframes the preceding torment but questions the ethics of such experiments and the limitations of preparedness in the atomic age. The story resonates as much today as it did during the Cold War, serving as both a period time capsule and a universal meditation on survival, compassion, and the fragility of hope.