
Uncle Remus xx-xx-xx (01) Brer Rabbit's Ghost
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Uncle Remus
Yeah, is that a child on this old log here? A sitting and a smoking and a waitin.
Tina
What are you waiting for, Uncle Remus?
Uncle Remus
Oh, Tina. What, honey child? It's the who. And you is the who, Little Miss Nursie Longabout. Story time, ain't it?
Tina
Yes. Do you know any hurry stories, Uncle Remus?
Uncle Remus
Hurry story? What in the name of Red Fox's bushy tail is a hurry story, Miss Nissi?
Tina
Well, Mother told me to hurry up and get back. We're going Christmas shopping.
Uncle Remus
Lord have mercy. Is Christmas a rolling around again, Miss Liz? It do beat all. Well, let me light up this old corn cob pipe and then I gonna tell you the story of where Rabbit' yes, it's like old Sis Crow always say. Ain't nothing no truer than the truth. And she oughta know. Cause she see the whole thing from de commencement. It was de time when Brer Fox cotched Brer Rabbit and threw him in de flour barrel. That's where he threw him. Right side smack slam into the flower bell. Poor little Brer Rabbit. What a fix he done got into. And it all happened cause he didn't mind his mama. Cause dat very morning, as his mama was washing her hin his ears, she.
Mama
Say, now listen y'all boy, I want you to mind your mama. Stay away from that apple barrel.
Brer Rabbit
Yes, ma'am. Mama. Oh, you're hurting my ears. I clean, Mama.
Mama
All right, boy. Remember what I told you about that apple barrel. And stay away from there, you hear me?
Brer Rabbit
I sure will, Mama. I sure will. Now can I go out and play?
Mama
Run along, run along.
Uncle Remus
And just like any other little boy, Brer Rabbit ran out into the sun to play. But the more he played, the hungrier he got. And the hungrier he got, the less he remembered what his mama done told him about the apple bell. And the first thing you know, he was heading in that direction. A singing.
Brer Fox
Oh my.
Brer Rabbit
Got to have an apple. I got to have an apple. Oh, oh. Just a bite of apple. Just a bite of apple.
Uncle Remus
Oh. And so it was that Brer Rabbit a hopping and a singing headed straight for the apple bough. Now the reason his mama didn't want him round the apple barrel was on account of old Brer Fox who didn't eat apples hisself. But he did eat them. That did eat them. And dere he was a hidin right behind de apple bough with his tongue hangin out about dat long.
Brer Fox (disguised)
Here he come. I knowed he'd be here. Been waitin for him ever since early this morning. Sitting and a waitin and a waitin and a sittin'and. At last here he come, headin right for the apple bought. He don't know that I done disguised that old flower barrel and made it look like the apple barrel. And they don't know. I gonna push him into the barrel and slap on the lid the minute he clem up for the look in. So come on Brer Rabbit, I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting and ready.
Uncle Remus
Poor little Brer Rabbit. He could just taste dem apples as he climb up on the porch to where the fake apple barrel was. And a hindy barrel. Just a tasting Brer Rabbit was old Brer Fox awaiting show.
Brer Rabbit
Does love apples. I don't care what kind of apples is. I love fried apples, boiled apples, baked apples, any old kind of apples. I loves apples. Just crazy but apples. That old fox ain't got no sense. He don't care nothing about apples. He likes rabbits. He don't care a thing about.
Brer Fox (ghost)
I got you owl. Got you. I got you.
Brer Rabbit
Time better lose time.
Brer Fox (ghost)
You mine my Christmas dinner. I got you into the barrel you.
Brer Fox
Going Ow mama, mama, Mama.
Uncle Remus
Well sir, dat's exactly how old Brer Rabbit got cotched and put in dat flour barrel and alfa mak that the lid was on tight. Old Brer Fox put the barrel over his shoulder and away he went to his den. When he got there he set the barrel down.
Brer Fox (disguised)
Guess I oughta fatten you up for Christmas dinner, Brer Rabbit. But I little lean these days and I need more protein. So I gon barbecue you on the spot. A rabbit in the stomach is worth two in the barrel, I always say.
Brer Fox
Please, please let me go. I believe I die if you eat me, Brer Fox.
Brer Fox (disguised)
You sure will, Brer Rabbit.
Uncle Remus
And with his mouth just the runnin water, old Brer Fox started the fire for the barbecue. You should have heard and seen old Brer Fox. A building that fire. He was the picture of enjoyment. Just a singing and a can on and a can on and a singing.
Brer Fox (disguised)
1, 2 rabbit stew 3, 4. Gimme mo. 5, 6, red hot sticks. 7, 8, rabbit. 8, 9, 10. I'll cook him then.
Brer Rabbit
1, 2, rabbit. 2, 3, 4. Give them more. 5, 6, red hot. 6, 7, 8. Rabbit bait. 9, 10.
Brer Fox
Where was I Saying?
Uncle Remus
Poor little Brer Rabbit thought for sure he was a goner. And inside the barrel he come here to sneezing.
Brer Rabbit
Catching my death a cold. How could I catch coldness down, hot as it is in here? Catching my death of heat.
Brer Fox
That's what I doin'yes.
Uncle Remus
Sir, you thought he was a goner. And he would have been too, if it weren't for somebody I told you about in the beginning. Yes, old Fitz Crow done seed everything from the commencement. And she waited till Brer Fox went into the house for the salt. Then flew down to the side of the barrel and pecked on the barrel with her beak like this and said.
Mama
Rabbit, Rabbit, do that noggin on my bath. That's me. Sis Crow, Sis Crow, go away and.
Brer Fox
Let me barbecue in peace.
Mama
I came to help your mammy.
Brer Rabbit
It ain't my mammy, it's me that barbecuing.
Mama
Listen to me, Brer Rabbit, or it be too late.
Brer Rabbit
It's too late now. There's flowers spine all over everywhere.
Mama
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Brer Rabbit
What you mean that's good?
Mama
Let the flower fly, Brer Rabbit. Rub it all over yourself. Make that brown fur of yours look white like a ghost.
Brer Rabbit
I practically a ghost right now. A dead ghost.
Mama
You'll be alive one if you make whale fox think he's a dead one.
Brer Fox
I'll try.
Brer Rabbit
It says Crow. I'll slap and fly all over me.
Mama
Oh, oh, here you come. Mind your goats and Brer Rabbit.
Uncle Remus
And of all the funny actions you has ever seen a little brown rabbit go froo. Little Brer Rabbit went through and Sis Crow no more than flew back into the tree. Then old Brer Fox come back with the salt and was ready for the barbecue. He went over to where little Brer Rabbit was in the barrel. And he knocked on the barrel like this.
Brer Fox (ghost)
Brear Rabbit, Brear Rabbit.
Brer Fox (disguised)
We're about ready for the barbecue.
Brer Fox (ghost)
Fire's nice and hot. The sauce is ready.
Brer Fox
Go away Bread Fox. Go away.
Brer Fox (ghost)
What the matter with you?
Brer Fox
Isn't every rabbit Allah done died for fright. Now come back to hanship. How's a ghost ain't no ghost.
Brer Fox (ghost)
How else could you talk?
Brer Fox
How's a talking ghost? Whereby? Go away. I pettin you to pill.
Brer Fox (ghost)
You ain't scared me handsome. Ghosts is white. White as snow.
Brer Fox
Open the top of the barrel and look at me, Brer Fox.
Uncle Remus
And with that, old Brer Fox lifted the top of the barrel and looked in. When he looked into the top of that barrel and see that little white rabbit, he screamed to the top of.
Brer Fox (ghost)
His voice, you ever go?
Uncle Remus
And Brer Fox left them part so fast that his breeze blew out. The fire blew over the barrel and sot Brer Rabbit free. So you see, honey chile, if you don't mind your mama, you're mighty apt to sometimes get into the wrong barrel yourself.
Tina
Uncle Remus, that was a good story. Do I have time for another one?
Uncle Remus
What'd I just tell you about mine and your mama, honey child, you know she waiting to take you Christmas shopping. Now get along with you. But come again, honey, come again. Cause Uncle Remus will be here and I know just lots and lots and lots of stories. Stories that's just a burning for little years like yo de ye. So until next time, get along with your honey child.
Podcast Summary: Uncle Remus xx-xx-xx (01) Brer Rabbit's Ghost
Podcast Information
In the premiere episode titled "Brer Rabbit's Ghost," Uncle Remus embarks on a captivating storytelling journey, bringing to life the beloved tales from the folklore of the Golden Age of Radio. Set against a backdrop reminiscent of family gatherings around a radio set, the episode seamlessly blends nostalgia with timeless lessons.
The narrative unfolds with Uncle Remus and his attentive listener, Tina. The warm and engaging interaction between the two sets the stage for the unfolding tale.
Uncle Remus begins the story by introducing the mischievous Brer Rabbit and the cunning Brer Fox. The tale encapsulates themes of wit, danger, and the age-old battle between cunning and deception.
At [00:54], Uncle Remus sets the scene:
Uncle Remus [00:54]: "Yeah, is that a child on this old log here? A sitting and a smoking and a waitin."
As the story progresses, Brer Rabbit's playful nature leads him into trouble:
Uncle Remus [01:22]: "Well, Mother told me to hurry up and get back. We're going Christmas shopping."
Brer Rabbit's disobedience results in Brer Fox's trap:
Uncle Remus [04:02]: "And the first thing you know, he was heading in that direction. A singing."
Brer Fox, disguised behind an apple barrel, deceives Brer Rabbit into thinking it’s a genuine apple barrel, ultimately trapping him inside.
Brer Fox (disguised) [05:38]: "Here he come. I knowed he'd be here. Been waitin for him ever since early this morning."
Brer Rabbit's love for apples blinds him to the danger lurking:
Brer Rabbit [06:40]: "I loves apples. Just crazy but apples."
Once trapped, Brer Fox reveals his true intentions, planning to barbecue Brer Rabbit:
Brer Fox [07:55]: "Please, please let me go. I believe I die if you eat me, Brer Fox."
The tension heightens as Brer Fox prepares the barbecue:
Brer Fox [08:11]: "You should have heard and seen old Brer Fox. A building that fire."
Just as Brer Rabbit fears for his life, Sis Crow intervenes, using her wits to save him. She instructs Brer Rabbit to disguise himself as a ghost by covering his fur with flower dust:
Mama [10:22]: "Let the flower fly, Brer Rabbit. Rub it all over yourself. Make that brown fur of yours look white like a ghost."
Brer Rabbit successfully fools Brer Fox, who, upon seeing the "ghostly" rabbit, recoils in fear:
Brer Fox (ghost) [12:00]: "You ain't scared me handsome. Ghosts is white. White as snow."
This clever ruse allows Brer Rabbit to escape unharmed, highlighting the moral of using intelligence to overcome adversity.
Throughout the episode, memorable lines encapsulate the essence of the story and the characters' personalities:
Uncle Remus [04:17]: "Brer Rabbit ran out into the sun to play. But the more he played, the hungrier he got."
Brer Rabbit [06:53]: "Just a bite of apple. Just a bite of apple."
Mama [10:22]: "Let the flower fly, Brer Rabbit. Rub it all over yourself. Make that brown fur of yours look white like a ghost."
Brer Fox (ghost) [12:00]: "Ghosts is white. White as snow."
Uncle Remus [12:34]: "Poor little Brer Rabbit thought for sure he was a goner."
As the story concludes, Uncle Remus imparts a valuable lesson to Tina and the listeners:
Uncle Remus [13:03]: "If you don't mind your mama, you're mighty apt to sometimes get into the wrong barrel yourself."
This closing remark emphasizes the importance of heeding wisdom and being cautious to avoid unnecessary troubles. The episode beautifully marries entertainment with moral education, staying true to the spirit of classic radio storytelling.
In the closing moments, Tina expresses her appreciation and eagerness for more stories:
Tina [13:03]: "Uncle Remus, that was a good story. Do I have time for another one?"
Uncle Remus humorously reminds her of their prior engagement but reassures her of more tales to come:
Uncle Remus [13:07]: "Cause Uncle Remus will be here and I know just lots and lots and lots of stories."
This warm exchange reinforces the timeless bond between storyteller and listener, leaving the audience anticipating future episodes.
Overall Impression
"Brer Rabbit's Ghost" is a masterfully crafted episode that captures the essence of Old Time Radio. Through engaging narration, authentic character voices, and a compelling folklore tale, Harold's Old Time Radio delivers an immersive experience. Listeners are not only entertained but also reminded of the enduring value of wisdom, wit, and the timeless allure of a good story.