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Carson
UNDERCOVER Carson Secret Agent.
Bruce Carson
Operation DEATH Ray an assignment in Rio. This seems to be the end of another long search. Perhaps my last. Across the valley, the mountainside is scorched, the once towering jungle now a layer of ash. A monstrous weapon of war has at last shown its hand. And soon, perhaps, I too will be destroyed. Therefore, as I pause before the final assault, I wish to record how I came to find this weapon. And I trust that my Indian servant Angelo may deliver it into safe hands. It's a story that takes in many parts of South America. There are women, there is gaiety. There's also mystery, loneliness, terror. I've traveled from the pulsating night spots of the cities across the silent pampas, slept in the whispering ruins of ancient temples, hacked my way through shrieking jungle. Now I've come to desolation. And I can guess at the fate of the airliners that have vanished so mysteriously in these parts. Anyway, this is Bruce Carson piecing together the fragments of Operation Death Ray. The more exotic part of Operation Death Ray began in a night spot just off Rua de Uvidor, one of Rio de Janeiro's most colorful streets. The Black Macaw, it's called, as South American as capsicums. I was there hoping to track down a former pilot in the German air force, the only man who could give me a start in my search. He was proving elusive. And the Black Macaw's wizened old Brazilian bartender was stonily ignoring all my attempts to strike up a conversation. But I had a way of dealing with such situations. I dragged a certain pipe from my pocket, filled it, then beckoned him over.
Carson
You desire something, senor?
Bruce Carson
Box of matches, batches, you know, phosphorus. To light this thing.
Carson
Oh, of course, Senior.
Bruce Carson
Phosphorus came out with a box. Must have left it somewhere here.
Carson
Senior.
Bruce Carson
How much?
Carson
Tencentavos.
Bruce Carson
Here. Keep change.
Carson
Mucho gracias, senor. Mucho gracias.
Bruce Carson
No ban on pipes, I trust?
Carson
Ban, seor?
Bruce Carson
Smoking these things aloud?
Carson
Oh, indeed, indeed.
Bruce Carson
While you were looking at it began to think it might not be the right thing for the black macaw that's got him.
Carson
Permit me to explain, senor. Piper. I mean, piper. Your piper very much attracts my attention.
Bruce Carson
Oh, the piper?
Carson
A most rare, signor.
Bruce Carson
Moorish, old chap. Picked it up on a jaunt to Spain. Remarkable decorations on it, huh?
Carson
Indeed.
Bruce Carson
I collect the things, you know.
Carson
Collect, senor?
Bruce Carson
Just a hobby. Always carry two or three with me you might be interested in. This one, for instance. Oh, senor, it's a Bavarian pipe, you know, like the carvings.
Carson
Exquisite, senor, but Bavarian.
Bruce Carson
German. That's near enough.
Carson
Oh, German.
Bruce Carson
Ah. I dare say you've seen plenty.
Carson
Oh, no, not any of them.
Bruce Carson
No? No. I thought perhaps this type of pipe would have been greatly favored by German officers. Imagined you'd have seen plenty in here during the war and since.
Carson
German offices, yes. A piper, no.
Bruce Carson
Hmm. You still see one or two of these chappies here?
Carson
No longer, senor.
Bruce Carson
Oh? Why is that?
Carson
Times have changed.
Bruce Carson
Pity, you know.
Carson
I do not follow, senor.
Bruce Carson
It's like this. I was hoping I might bump into a former German Air Force pilot. I am told he was a gay dog. Arrived in rio around about 1945.
Carson
Young, senor? Very fair.
Bruce Carson
Could be.
Carson
If it is one, senor, he is no longer a client.
Bruce Carson
Oh, bad luck.
Carson
But perhaps I may be able to assist the senor. Oh, First I must attend to the customer at the other end of the bar. Then we will speak together again. Do not leave, senor.
Bruce Carson
You can count on that.
Major Alistair Icken
Old chapter.
Bruce Carson
Well, Carson, seems like the black macaw and your blond bird have been keeping company.
Fay
Monsieur, please, your help. Do not disturb me, my dear.
Bruce Carson
The affair has scarcely started.
Fay
Engage me in conversation, monsieur.
Bruce Carson
With pleasure. Draw up a stool.
Fay
Act as if you have been waiting for me.
Bruce Carson
I have, all my life.
Fay
Please. As if you have been waiting for someone well known to you.
Bruce Carson
Then let's put it this way. I've been waiting so long I was getting a bear's head, drinking horses nicks.
Fay
This is no joke. I am being pursued by a man.
Bruce Carson
Understandable.
Fay
Please, monsieur, look out of the corner of your eye.
Bruce Carson
Yes.
Fay
Not that. Me. At the man.
Bruce Carson
Oh, the Rio dandy, eh?
Fay
He follows me from the cabaret where I dance.
Bruce Carson
So you're a dancer?
Fay
Oui. At El Rocco.
Bruce Carson
Must look in there sometime.
Fay
Monsieur, I beg of you. Only if you act as close friend will he go.
Bruce Carson
Close friend? Pleasure. Come on, let's dance. We must introduce ourselves. Her name was Fay, and she was part French, part Italian. A dark and ravishing creature. I saw no reason why I could not include a little gallantry in my assignment. So we danced. And the grim background to Operation Death Ray was forgotten for the moment. But the grim part of the operation had begun. Just a week previously, in London, on the Thames Embankment, I had a rendezvous with Intelligence, Major Alistair Icken. Apart from the pigeons, we were alone.
Major Alistair Icken
You don't like pigeons?
Bruce Carson
I loathe them.
Major Alistair Icken
But, old man, I understood that among your various quaint hobbies, you included bird watching.
Bruce Carson
Not pigeons.
Major Alistair Icken
Ikon, strangely enough, I have a warm regard for them.
Bruce Carson
But why, for heaven's sake?
Major Alistair Icken
Remember that carrier that went awl in the last war? Landed a vital message right in our laps.
Bruce Carson
I have some faint recollection, but I can. What's all this about?
Major Alistair Icken
Well, Carson, if you'll be good enough to get that murderous looking pipe out of my face.
Bruce Carson
Murderous is the word. Picked it up on a jaunt to Afghanistan, you know.
Major Alistair Icken
Now, steady. I don't want another lecture about your beloved pipes.
Bruce Carson
Actually, old chap, I was going to speak about weapons. Another of my loves, if you remember.
Major Alistair Icken
I certainly do remember. But what I have to tell you is also about a weapon. Something really out of the ordinary.
Bruce Carson
You don't say.
Major Alistair Icken
You been reading the papers lately?
Bruce Carson
Naturally.
Major Alistair Icken
I mean imaginatively. Looking for the story behind the printed story.
Bruce Carson
Can't say I have, but go on. What's all this about?
Major Alistair Icken
You may have read a small paragraph about a former German Air Force steward returning home to his quiet and peaceful village.
Bruce Carson
Mmm, seems to ring a bell.
Major Alistair Icken
He had some story about getting out of Europe by air just before World War II packed up and reaching South America.
Bruce Carson
Oh, yes. Load of scientists on board or something. Struck me as just another fantastic yarn.
Major Alistair Icken
We managed to have it presented that way.
Bruce Carson
You mean there's something in it?
Major Alistair Icken
A great deal to it.
Bruce Carson
I'm all ears.
Major Alistair Icken
It was an amphibious plane loaded to the roof with extra petrol. As well as the crew, it carried some eight scientists who'd been working more or less independently on a secret project. They had a hellish flight, I don't wonder. They made the coast of Brazil, but crashed in the jungle somewhere north of Rio. Two members of the crew, the pilot and the steward, survived.
Bruce Carson
What about the scientists?
Major Alistair Icken
Two were killed, leaving six to join the march south to Rio. They contacted friends there and learned that the war was over. The six scientists had been working under strict supervision and so they jumped at the opportunity of scattering. We've no idea where they are now.
Bruce Carson
I see.
Major Alistair Icken
And nor has this steward. He was a pretty simple fellow and seemed to have very Little contact with the scientists. However, with the pilot, it was a different matter.
Bruce Carson
Ah.
Major Alistair Icken
He took a chance and plunged into the high life of Rio.
Bruce Carson
What did he do for cash?
Major Alistair Icken
He had plenty. A great deal, apparently, because he married a very attractive Brazilian fashion model.
Bruce Carson
And how attractive they can be, old chap.
Major Alistair Icken
Yes, and how fickle, too.
Bruce Carson
How's that?
Major Alistair Icken
As soon as the money petered out, she left him.
Bruce Carson
Ah.
Major Alistair Icken
From what we could gather from this steward fellow, the pilot is more or less a destitute in Rio. There or thereabouts. Anyway, Carson, you probably starting to see where I'm heading. That pilot seems to be our only chance of tracking down those six scientists.
Bruce Carson
And why track them down?
Major Alistair Icken
We want the full dope on this secret project. From captured documents, we had suspicions. We could never get anything concrete.
Bruce Carson
So Carson packs his bags again.
Major Alistair Icken
That's the general idea. You're the man for it, you know, as an executive of a meat importing firm, there's plenty for you to do legitimately in South America. It's no easy assignment, Carson. It's almost certain that the agents of other powers will be on the job.
Bruce Carson
Nothing very unusual about that.
Major Alistair Icken
Perhaps not, but this time the prize is unusually big.
Bruce Carson
Precisely. What?
Major Alistair Icken
As far as we can make out, a death ray.
Bruce Carson
A death ray. Some weapon, all right. The mad dream of twisted minds for generations. Matter of fact, I could use one right now. Why?
Major Alistair Icken
What do you mean?
Bruce Carson
See that Thames rat poking its head through the drain?
Major Alistair Icken
Oh, yes. Hey, what the blazes are you doing with that pipe?
Bruce Carson
Watched it.
Major Alistair Icken
Great Scott.
Bruce Carson
That pipe has a spring arrow concealed in the heavy false stem.
Major Alistair Icken
A spring arrow? And you've been smoking the darn thing and pointing it into my face.
Bruce Carson
You said yourself it was murderous.
Major Alistair Icken
Murderous, all right. Oh, but what a crazy coot you are.
Bruce Carson
Naturally. Otherwise I wouldn't be jumping at this assignment. Lovely place, Rio. Lovely people. Lovely people. Lovely women. I danced this fey around the tiny, dimly lit floor, forgetting for the moment that the wizened old bartender probably had the vital information I was after. Then suddenly the band stopped playing. There was a commotion around the bar.
Fay
Monsieur Carson, why is all this?
Bruce Carson
That's what I'm going to find out.
Fay
Look, Le Gaston.
Bruce Carson
Yes, the bartender.
Fay
He has collapsed.
Bruce Carson
Perhaps collapsed with that knife in his back. He's dead. Dead?
Major Alistair Icken
Indeed, senorita. The knife was thrown from the door. The murderer vanished into the night.
Bruce Carson
So there it was. I'd met a woman. Soft, alluring. Apparently a little scatterbrained. Meanwhile, my first worthwhile contact had met his end. The agents of other powers were on the job, all right. Operation Death Ray had begun with Death.
Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode: Undercover Carson - AU xx-xx-xx (001) Episode 1
Release Date: February 10, 2025
In the inaugural episode of "Undercover Carson," listeners are transported to the vibrant and tumultuous streets of Rio de Janeiro. Hosted by Harold's Old Time Radio, this episode masterfully blends classic radio drama elements with a gripping spy narrative, reminiscent of the Golden Age of Radio. The story unfolds through the eyes of Bruce Carson, a seasoned secret agent navigating the perilous landscape of Operation Death Ray.
Operation Death Ray serves as the central narrative arc of this episode. Bruce Carson is tasked with a critical mission in Rio de Janeiro: to investigate a mysterious and formidable weapon known as the Death Ray. His journey begins in the colorful yet shadowed locales of Rio, where he interacts with local characters and uncovers layers of intrigue and danger.
The episode intricately weaves between Carson's covert operations and his personal encounters, highlighting the constant tension between his professional duties and the unpredictable environment he operates within. As Carson delves deeper into the Operation Death Ray, he faces obstacles such as uncooperative informants, enigmatic allies, and unforeseen threats that escalate the stakes of his mission.
Bruce Carson
Bruce Carson is the protagonist and a seasoned secret agent assigned to Operation Death Ray. His resourcefulness and determination drive the narrative forward as he navigates the complexities of his mission.
Fay
A dark and alluring dancer from El Rocco cabaret, Fay becomes entangled in Carson's mission. Her mysterious background and current predicament add depth to the unfolding plot.
Major Alistair Icken
An Intelligence officer who collaborates with Carson, Major Icken provides crucial information about the Death Ray and the former German Air Force pilot, serving as a pivotal ally in the investigation.
Le Gaston
The wizened old bartender at The Black Macaw, Le Gaston initially serves as a potential informant whose subsequent demise propels Carson deeper into the mystery.
This opening sets a somber and intense tone, indicating the gravity of Carson's mission and hinting at personal stakes.
Carson to Bartender (03:04):
"You desire something, senor?"
[03:04]
Bruce Carson (03:17):
"Phosphorus came out with a box. Must have left it somewhere here."
[03:17]
Carson (03:23):
"Mucho gracias, senor. Mucho gracias."
[03:23]
These exchanges illustrate Carson's method of extracting information, showcasing his adeptness in handling tense interactions.
Fay (05:07):
"Monsieur, please, your help. Do not disturb me, my dear."
[05:07]
Bruce Carson (05:14):
"How's that?"
[05:14]
Fay (06:02):
"Please, monsieur, look out of the corner of your eye."
[06:02]
Fay's plea introduces a personal dimension to the mission, intertwining her fate with Carson's objectives.
Major Alistair Icken (07:02):
"You don't like pigeons?"
[07:02]
Bruce Carson (10:35):
"Precisely. What?"
[10:35]
Major Icken (10:37):
"As far as we can make out, a death ray."
[10:37]
The conversation between Carson and Major Icken reveals critical backstory and the magnitude of the threat posed by the Death Ray.
Major Icken (10:37):
"As far as we can make out, a death ray."
[10:37]
Bruce Carson (10:40):
"A death ray. Some weapon, all right. The mad dream of twisted minds for generations."
[10:40]
Bruce Carson (10:51):
"That pipe has a spring arrow concealed in the heavy false stem."
[10:51]
These exchanges heighten the suspense, unveiling the existence of a formidable and enigmatic weapon that Carson must confront.
Espionage and Intrigue:
The episode delves deep into the world of secret operations, showcasing the complexities and dangers inherent in espionage. Carson's mission is fraught with deception, hidden motives, and the constant threat of betrayal.
Isolation and Loneliness:
Carson's solitary journey through hostile environments underscores the theme of isolation. His interactions are often transactional, lacking genuine connection, which amplifies his sense of loneliness amidst the chaos.
The Pursuit of Truth:
Driven by duty, Carson's relentless search for the Death Ray symbolizes a broader quest for truth and justice. This pursuit often places him at odds with shadowy figures and forces him to navigate moral ambiguities.
Cultural Clash:
Set against the backdrop of Rio de Janeiro, the narrative explores cultural intersections and misunderstandings. Carson's Western perspective contrasts with local customs and challenges, adding layers to his mission.
"Undercover Carson" blends classic radio storytelling with a modern espionage plot, creating an engaging and immersive listening experience. The episode effectively captures the essence of the Golden Age of Radio, utilizing rich soundscapes and dynamic character interactions to draw listeners into Bruce Carson's perilous mission.
The intricate plot development, marked by Carson's strategic maneuvers and unexpected setbacks, keeps the audience invested in the outcome of Operation Death Ray. Notably, the introduction of Fay adds emotional depth and complexity, suggesting future alliances and conflicts that promise to enrich the overarching narrative.
The episode concludes on a cliffhanger, with the demise of Le Gaston and the intensification of Carson's mission, setting the stage for subsequent episodes. This strategic pacing ensures sustained interest, encouraging listeners to return for the unfolding saga.
In essence, "Undercover Carson" stands as a commendable homage to traditional radio dramas while infusing contemporary storytelling techniques, making it a must-listen for enthusiasts of classic radio and thrilling spy tales alike.
The first episode of "Undercover Carson" successfully establishes a compelling narrative filled with suspense, rich character development, and immersive settings. Harold's Old Time Radio delivers a captivating episode that honors the legacy of vintage radio dramas while presenting a fresh and engaging story that promises exciting adventures in the episodes to come.