Voice Of The Army 46-10-23 (325) Global Road Show

Summary

Podcast Summary: Voice Of The Army 46-10-23 (325) Global Road Show

Podcast Information:

• Title: Harold's Old Time Radio
• Host/Author: Harold's Old Time Radio
• Episode: Voice Of The Army 46-10-23 (325) Global Road Show
• Release Date: July 16, 2025
• Description: Radio shows from the Golden Age of Radio featuring popular programs like The Shadow, Abbott & Costello, Amos & Andy, Dragnet, and more, recreated to evoke the nostalgic era before television.

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1. Introduction to the Global Road Show

The episode kicks off with a brief introduction by the Voice of the Army, setting the stage for a USO camp show designed to entertain and boost the morale of American soldiers stationed overseas. The host, Pat O'Brien, a beloved RKO star, takes center stage as he prepares to engage the troops with humor, stories, and music.

2. Reunion and Camaraderie Among Cast Members

[02:05] The show opens with Pat O'Brien reuniting with Joan Crandall, highlighting their shared history from previous tours. Their friendly banter exemplifies the camaraderie typical among entertainers performing for the troops.

• Joan Crandall: "Pat. Oh, Pat. Stay there."
• Pat O'Brien: "Well, if it isn't Joanie Crandall. Hello, Joan." [02:10]

Tex (Frank Harmon) joins the conversation, revealing the tight-knit relationships developed during their time on tour:

• Tex: "I've been chasing you for almost a whole block. Where's the fire?"
• Pat O'Brien: "We haven't met since we got back from our CBI tour. That's where I'm headed for now."

This segment underscores the enduring friendships and mutual respect among the performers.

3. Planning the Evening's Show

As the characters prepare for the upcoming performance, they discuss logistics and reminisce about past experiences, reinforcing the show's theme of unity and support for the troops.

• Pat O'Brien: "Say, it's good to see you again. The last time was... we haven't met since our CBI tour."
• Tex: "Smash hit." [02:47]

Pat's enthusiasm for entertaining the soldiers is palpable as he mentions the large number of entertainers supporting the USO:

• Pat O'Brien: "There are more than a thousand entertainers overseas for USO camp shows right now. And more units are being sent out every month." [12:01]

4. Engaging Stories to Inspire and Entertain

A highlight of the episode is Pat O'Brien’s captivating storytelling. At [06:56], he shares an inspiring athletic anecdote featuring legendary figures Knute Rockne and Jim Thorpe, illustrating themes of perseverance and respect.

• Pat O'Brien: "Jim... knocked him dead. Ran about 70 yards for a touchdown. Then he came back and he picked Rock off the field and said, that's right, Rock. You let old Jim go through." [06:56]

This story not only entertains but also serves to motivate the soldiers, drawing parallels between sportsmanship and military dedication.

5. Musical Interlude with Joan Crandall

The program seamlessly transitions to a musical performance by Joan Crandall, showcasing her talent and adding a lively atmosphere to the show.

• Tex: "For my first number, I'd like to sing a little song you may all know. Give me a little kiss." [09:05]
• Joan Crandall: "Give me a little kiss with your heart... What’s a little kiss between a fellow and his boy?" [09:30]

Her rendition of "Give Me a Little Kiss" is both charming and engaging, eliciting warm responses from the audience.

6. Reinforcing the Importance of Entertainment for Troops

Throughout the episode, the importance of entertainment in maintaining troop morale is emphasized. Pat O'Brien discusses the ongoing efforts to support soldiers worldwide:

• Pat O'Brien: "As long as there are American soldiers all over the world, we're going to keep the entertainment flowing to them." [12:01]

The Voice of the Army intersperses these messages, highlighting the benefits and support systems available to soldiers, thereby underscoring the Army’s commitment to their well-being.

7. Closing Remarks and Future Endeavors

As the show concludes, Pat O'Brien expresses his gratitude and looks forward to future tours, fostering a sense of hope and continuity.

• Pat O'Brien: "So do I, Joanie. And I'll see you then. Bye bye Now." [12:27]

The Voice of the Army wraps up with a motivational message encouraging enlistment and highlighting the Army’s offerings, reinforcing the episode's overarching themes of service, camaraderie, and support.

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Notable Quotes:

• Pat O'Brien: "As long as there are American soldiers all over the world, we're going to keep the entertainment flowing to them." [12:01]
• Joan Crandall: "Give me a little kiss with your heart... What’s a little kiss between a fellow and his boy?" [09:30]
• Tex: "I've been chasing you for almost a whole block. Where's the fire?" [02:05]

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Conclusion

"Voice Of The Army 46-10-23 (325) Global Road Show" masterfully blends humor, heartfelt stories, and music to create an uplifting experience for its listeners. Through the interactions of seasoned entertainers like Pat O'Brien and Joan Crandall, the episode celebrates the spirit of service and the vital role of entertainment in supporting troops. This detailed and engaging summary captures the essence of the episode, making it accessible and enjoyable for both longtime fans and new listeners alike.

Transcript

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[Voice of the Army]

The voice of the army.

[Pat O'Brien]

The United States army brings you a story of USO camp shows featuring the popular RKO star, Mr. Pat O'. Brien. The title, Global Road Show. This is another in the series of.

[Voice of the Army]

The Voice of the Army.

[Joan Crandall]

Pat. Oh, Pat. Stay there.

[Pat O'Brien]

Who's that? Well, if it isn't Joanie Crandall. Hello, Joan.

[Joan Crandall]

Oh, Pat.

[Tex]

I've been chasing you for almost a whole block.

[Joan Crandall]

Where's the fire?

[Tex]

But you always walk as though you're the young Newt Rockne heading downhill to catch a pack.

[Pat O'Brien]

Well, I guess I was kind of giving up the rush act there, Joan. I'm glad you caught up to me, though. Say, it's good to see you again. The last time was. Let's see. Well, we haven't met since we got back from our CBI tour. That's kind of funny. That's where I'm headed for now. USO Camp Show's headquarters. Wanna walk along with me?

[Tex]

I'd love to if you'll slow down to a fast sprint.

[Pat O'Brien]

All right, why not?

[Tex]

You know, I've been following your career, Pat, and I haven't missed a picture.

[Pat O'Brien]

Ooh. Keep talking. I like that. How's your show going? All right.

[Tex]

Smash hit.

[Pat O'Brien]

Well, I'm not surprised if they like you on Broadway as well as those soldiers did in burma back in 1944. Well, your show will probably run 400 performances a week.

[Tex]

As I recall, there was a guy named Pat o' Brien who didn't exactly hurt you.

[Pat O'Brien]

Yeah, you're awfully nice to me. It was a great tour, wasn't it grand bunch of kids. Well, I got a big kick out of playing for him. I know you did too. Remember the night we hit Kunming? Seems like only yesterday.

[Joan Crandall]

What time is it, somebody?

[Pat O'Brien]

Oh, 4:30. Johnny, you slept a long time. We'll be at Kunming just in time for supper.

[Tex]

Oh, I hope so. I'm getting hungry. Never thought we'd run into this kind of weather. Do you think we'll land all right?

[Pat O'Brien]

Don't worry, John. These army pilots of ours are the best in the world. We'll be doing a show in a couple of hours. Before we get home, we'll be traveling in a lot worse weather than this. Hey, pass the milk, Frank, will you, please? Here you are, Tex. Thanks. Say, Frank, you want to go up to theater with me? As soon as we finish Jaff, what do you say? The show doesn't start till 1900. That's not for almost two hours. And besides, it's raining. I know, but I want to get a good seat up front. Pat o' Brien's one of my favorites. Me too. And as for that Joan Crandall boy, I want to be right down there where I can see you. Take it easy, will ya? From the looks of this weather, they may not get even here at all. What do you mean, not get here? Well, look at the weather. I'm almost sure they haven't landed yet, because I came here to chow right after I left the airfield. Oh, they'll get here all right. I'm sure they will. Excuse me, Corporal. A seat taken? Well, no. Sit down anywhere you want. Thanks. Hey, golly. Excuse me. Well, gee, I didn't recognize you, Mr. O'. Brien. Sit down here. Now, move over, Frank. Hey, fellas, it's Pat o'. Brien. You got enough room there? Oh, take it easy, soldier. Take it easy. You better get yourself another cup of coffee. Hiya, man. Oh, I just about finished anyway, Mr. O'. Brien. Okay, suit yourself. And don't call me Mr. O'. Brien. The name is Pat. Well, thanks, Pat. My name's Warren Ramsey, but they called me Tex. That's Frank Harmon on the other side of you. Glad to know you're Tex. Glad to know you, Frank. How do you do? How long you been cutting me, Frank? About three months. But it's been almost two years since we left the States. How are things at home? Great, great. Just great. Nothing's changed too much. I want to tell you that all the folks back home are awfully proud of the job you boys are doing out here.

[Voice of the Army]

Oh, There you are, Mr. O', Brien, I've been looking all over camp for you.

[Pat O'Brien]

Well, I didn't mean to cause you any trouble, Lieutenant. I just came in to get something to eat.

[Voice of the Army]

Everything okay?

[Pat O'Brien]

Everything is great. Thanks very. Lieutenant, everything's fine. Ms. Crand and the others will be here in a few minutes.

[Voice of the Army]

The first show is at 1900. That's seven o'.

[Pat O'Brien]

Clock.

[Voice of the Army]

Mr. O', Brien, suppose I pick you up in the company, say in about half an hour? That'll be 6:30.

[Pat O'Brien]

Great. That'll be fine.

[Voice of the Army]

6:30. Okay, men, quiet.

[Pat O'Brien]

Quiet, please, men.

[Voice of the Army]

Here's the fellow you've all been waiting to see. Here he is in person, Pat o'. Brien.

[Pat O'Brien]

Higher, men, higher. Kind of feels like the home team walking on the ball field. And speaking of home teams, we might start right off with a fairly good athletic story. I think maybe all of you boys are interested along those lines. I don't know whether you realize it, but many years ago, the famous Knute Rockne played professional football with Massillon, Ohio. And playing against him one Sunday afternoon was a man whom you know is one of the greatest athletes of all time, Jim Thorpe, the famous Indian athlete who was playing with the Canton Bulldogs. Well, this particular day, they kept sending the Indian around Rock's end. And every time he came around, Rock stopped him. And with a deadly tackle after about the fourth time, the Indian got off the field. Up off the field, I should say. And he said, look, Rock, lots of folks come out here today, pay lots of money, see the old Indian play. Next time old Jim comes around, you let old Jim go through. Rock said, now, look, Jim, we're playing football for keeps. Every time they send you around, I'm stopping you just the same. He said, you better not, Rock. Better not. Folks out here pay lots of money. They'll let me go through. Let old Jim go through. He said, yeah, you come around. You'll see what happens. So the next couple of plays they sent around right in. Excuse me. Then through, right tackle. And finally, about the sixth play, here he comes around Rock's end again. Rock ready for him. The Indian sidestep one way, then the other, and lifted up his knee and hit Rock right under the chin and knocked him dead. Ran about 70 yards for a touchdown. Then he came back and he picked Rock off the field and said, that's right, Rock. You let old Jim go through. Now, I want you to meet a young lady with a wonderful personality and a great voice. And she's a great trooper. Let's give her a big hand. Miss Joan Crandall.

[Joan Crandall]

Thanks, Pat. Hello, boys.

[Tex]

I'm certainly glad to be here tonight.

[Pat O'Brien]

We're glad to have you here.

[Joan Crandall]

Well, thanks.

[Tex]

I take it that's a compliment. And speaking of compliments, I'd like to pay one to this wonderful orchestra you have here. For my first number, I'd like to sing a little song you may all know. Give me a little kiss.

[Joan Crandall]

Give me a little kiss with your heart. What are you gonna miss with your heart? Got your jeans? Why do you wish? I can't see what you got to wish. Give me a little squeeze, will ya? Huh? Why do you wanna make me boo? I wouldn't say a word if I were asking for the wood but what's the little kiss between a feta and Israel? Oh, give me a little pee, will ya, and I'll give it right back to you. Give me a little sque, will you? Hug. Why do you want to make me boo? I wouldn't say a word if I were asking for the world but what's a little kiss between a fellow and his boy? Give me a little kiss with your heart. Well, it'll should be very nice and I may use it once or twice but then I'll give it right back to you.

[Pat O'Brien]

Oh, that's great, Joanie. Great. Oh, and before you do your next number, I think I'll give the boys another story. Yes, Joan, we'll remember those tours for a long, long time to come.

[Tex]

We certainly will.

[Pat O'Brien]

Well, here we are, Pat.

[Tex]

I. I hear you're still very interested in the work of USO camp training.

[Pat O'Brien]

I certainly am. Yes, sir. After all, we can't stop now. As long as there are American soldiers all over the world, we're going to keep the entertainment flowing to them. Do you realize that there are more than a thousand entertainers overseas for USO camp shows right now? And more units are being sent out every month.

[Tex]

It's wonderful that our soldiers of the occupation forces can see such grand entertainment. So long, Pat. I hope we do another tour together.

[Pat O'Brien]

So do I, Joanie. And I'll see you then. Bye bye Now.

[Voice of the Army]

A regular army soldier in every part of the globe has a wealth of recreational facilities available for his leisure hours. Tours to interesting historic sites. Hunting, fishing and other sports. Regular athletic programs. Movies, libraries, service clubs and canteens. Opportunities to study almost every subject. These are just a few of the ways he can spend his off duty hours profitably and enjoyably. But even more important is the fact that the army job he does is interesting, worthwhile and important to himself and to his country. It is a job for which he is well suited and well trained, a job which is really a career. It's a good paying job, too. Army pay is now the highest in our history. Yes, there's no more promising job for young men, no better opportunity than that offered in America's new regular peacetime army. It's smart to join up and it's smart to stay in your regular army, serves the nation and mankind in war and peace. Choose this fine profession now. This program was presented by the United States army and starred Mr. Pat O' Brien with Jim Bowles, Eugene Francis and Ms. Paula Victor. Today's story was written by Private J. Smolin and was directed by Major Phil Lamkin. Pat O' Brien appeared on this program by arrangement with RKO Pictures. This is Joe Tomes speaking.

[Pat O'Brien]

This presentation has been another in the.

[Voice of the Army]

Series of the Voice of the Army.

[Joan Crandall]

Sam.

[Pat O'Brien]

It.