What's Doin Ladies 47-10-30 xxx Best Sellers. What's the Definition of a Good Housewife

Summary

Podcast Summary: Harold's Old Time Radio - "What's Doin Ladies 47-10-30 xxx Best Sellers. What's the Definition of a Good Housewife"

Release Date: March 5, 2025
Host: Jay Stewart
Episode Title: What's Doin Ladies 47-10-30 xxx Best Sellers. What's the Definition of a Good Housewife

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Introduction to the Topic

Timestamp: [00:33] - [02:14]

Jay Stewart opens the episode by addressing his audience of housewives, introducing the main theme: defining what it means to be a good housewife. He reflects on the traditional roles depicted in radio shows and expresses curiosity about the real-life definitions held by his listeners.

Key Quote:

"I realized I never stopped to find out exactly what a housewife really is."
— Jay Stewart [02:14]

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Audience Engagement: Defining a Housewife

Timestamp: [02:18] - [07:22]

Jay engages with members of the studio audience to gather their perspectives on being a housewife. He interviews three women—Mrs. White, Mrs. Benson, and Roma Murphy—each sharing their unique definitions and experiences.

1. Mrs. White (32 Years as a Housewife)

   • Definition:
     "A woman's work is never done. She can always find something, especially if she has a family."
   • Insights: Highlights the endless nature of household responsibilities and the continuous effort required in managing a home.

2. Mrs. Benson (22 Years as a Housewife)

   • Definition:
     "A housewife is really a jack of all trades. She's got to be a teacher, seamstress, cook, housekeeper, and entertainer."
   • Insights: Emphasizes the multifaceted roles a housewife undertakes, balancing various skills to maintain the household.

3. Roma Murphy (36 Years as a Housewife)

   • Definition:
     "Housewife has to keep things running smooth. She manages with skill and economy."
   • Insights: Focuses on efficiency and financial management as critical aspects of being a successful housewife.

Notable Interaction:

"Mrs. White, you've been a housewife for quite a few years. How long?"
— Jay Stewart [02:03]

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Defining Attributes of a Good Housewife

Timestamp: [07:04] - [08:24]

Jay synthesizes the definitions provided by the audience, highlighting common themes such as multitasking, economic management, and the unending responsibilities of a housewife. He praises the dedication of housewives, comparing their roles to heroines in fiction.

Key Quote:

"Webster never described a housewife that well in any of his dictionaries. And by the way, what heroine in fiction could ever be as interesting or as brave as any American woman as the women who belong to our What's Doin Ladies Will Show Em club."
— Jay Stewart [07:22]

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Interactive Segment: Best Seller Game

Timestamp: [08:24] - [12:22]

Jay introduces an engaging game where he quizzes a member of the audience, Mary Lyons, on popular bestsellers. The segment blends literary knowledge with subtle product endorsements, maintaining an old-time radio charm.

Key Moments:

• Literary Trivia: Questions about famous books like "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" prompt lively interaction.
• Product Integration: Discussions segue into promoting Hunt Foods, linking the conversation about books with culinary delights.

Notable Quote:

"Those Hunt peaches are delicious, you know that? They're really something to write about, Mrs. Lyons."
— Jay Stewart [11:18]

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Audience Participation: Knowledge-Based Horse Race

Timestamp: [12:22] - [28:27]

Jay shifts to a dynamic, interactive segment resembling a horse race, where participants answer knowledge-based questions to "ride home with money." This engaging activity fosters a competitive yet entertaining atmosphere.

Structure:

1. Contestant Introduction: Participants like Mr. Kowski and Mr. Heman are introduced with brief personal insights.
2. Question Rounds: Questions span various topics, including biology, literature, and general knowledge.
3. Race Outcome: Contestants answer correctly to advance, with the final race determining the winner of the American Handicap purse.

Notable Interaction:

"Interpreter, answer that question. He is now two minutes ahead of the field."
— Host [26:49]

Key Quote:

"Well, folks, the old racetrack has taken its last trophy for tonight. Next week we'll be right back here at the paddock."
— Jay Stewart [27:04]

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Conclusion and Closing Remarks

Timestamp: [28:27] - [29:02]

Jay wraps up the episode by thanking participants and listeners, reminding them of upcoming shows, and reinforcing the community spirit among housewives. The episode concludes with a nostalgic nod to traditional radio entertainment, blending informational content with interactive fun.

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Overall Insights and Themes

• Multifaceted Roles: The episode underscores the diverse responsibilities of housewives, portraying them as versatile and essential pillars of the household.

• Economic Management: Emphasis on financial savvy and resourcefulness highlights the crucial role housewives play in managing family finances.

• Community and Support: Interactive segments foster a sense of community, celebrating the collective experiences of housewives.

• Nostalgic Entertainment: The format pays homage to the Golden Age of Radio, blending informative dialogue with engaging, game-like interactions.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• "[02:18] A woman's work is never done. She can always find something." — Mrs. White

• "[03:16] Housewife is really a jack of all trades. She's got to be a teacher, seamstress, cook, housekeeper, and entertainer." — Mrs. Benson

• "[04:09] Well, housewife has to keep things running smooth. She manages with skill and economy." — Roma Murphy

• "[07:22] What heroine in fiction could ever be as interesting or as brave as any American woman." — Jay Stewart

• "[11:18] Those Hunt peaches are delicious, you know that? They're really something to write about." — Jay Stewart

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This episode of "Harold's Old Time Radio" effectively captures the essence of traditional radio entertainment while delving deep into the societal roles of housewives. Through heartfelt interviews and lively interactions, Jay Stewart celebrates the dedication and versatility of housewives, making the content both engaging and insightful for listeners.

Transcript

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[Host]

Hello folks.

[Jay Stewart]

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[Host]

That's right.

[Jay Stewart]

Hunt for the best. And today I'm gonna go hunting for some best sellers. You ready? Good books lately, ladies? Well, if you have, don't tell me about them right now because I'll bet we can find more interesting stories right here in this studio today than we'd find between the covers of books. For instance, do you know that all day long, five days a week, all the radio shows are written and presented just for housewives? You know, I. I realized I never stopped to find out exactly what a housewife really is. So last night I looked it up in the dictionary and this is what Webster has to say. Housewife. One who manages with skill and economy. Well, it just sort of seemed to me that my housewife wife does more than manage with skill and economy. So let's find out what some of you ladies think. I'm going to jaywalk down into the studio audience and ask several housewives what their definition of a housewife is. That is what they think a housewife should be to be a good housewife. Excuse me. I'm going to go right down here and say hello to this lady. Will you stand up and meet me, please?

[Host]

This is Mrs. White.

[Jay Stewart]

Mrs. White, could you come out in the aisle and just jump across your husband's lap there? Mrs. White, you've been a housewife, I imagine for quite a few years. How long?

[Mrs. White]

Oh, over 32 years.

[Jay Stewart]

Over 32 years. Now you're from where right now?

[Mrs. White]

From Los Angeles.

[Jay Stewart]

Just now. You've spent all 32 years here?

[Mrs. White]

No, back in Massachusetts.

[Jay Stewart]

Tell me, what would you say your definition of A housewife would be Mrs. Light.

[Mrs. White]

Well, a woman's work is never done. They always say a man's work is done at the setting of the sun. But a woman's work is never done. She can always find something, especially if she has a family.

[Jay Stewart]

I can imagine. Did you raise a family?

[Mrs. White]

Yes.

[Jay Stewart]

How many?

[Mrs. White]

Three.

[Jay Stewart]

You had three. And you, Your work was overdone.

[Mrs. White]

Well, you can keep going. You can always find something. For instance, what was always mending?

[Jay Stewart]

Always mending?

[Mrs. White]

Always mending. After you think you've done, you think, well, there's some mending.

[Jay Stewart]

Or you can always find something.

[Mrs. White]

Always find something to do.

[Jay Stewart]

Who causes all the work originally from the mending?

[Mrs. White]

Well, I think both the boys and girls both the same.

[Host]

Yeah.

[Jay Stewart]

Of course, dad never has anything to do.

[Mrs. White]

Yes, I've been a widow a long time.

[Jay Stewart]

Oh, I see. Well, I'm also glad to have your definition of a housewife. Let's go and find a couple of more here if we can. Hello. Here's one.

[Mrs. White]

Who is Mrs. Marie Benson.

[Jay Stewart]

Come here, Marie Benson. Stand right up here and say hello to me. How are you? Where are you from?

[Mrs. White]

Oh, L.A. from L. A.

[Jay Stewart]

And you've been a housewife how long?

[Mrs. White]

22 years.

[Jay Stewart]

22 years. What was your definition of a housewife?

[Mrs. White]

Housewife is really a jack of all trades. She's got to be a teacher. Teacher, seamstress, cook, housekeeper and entertainer. A little bit of everything.

[Jay Stewart]

I would say a person like that would come at a pretty high price. How's your salary every week?

[Host]

Fair.

[Jay Stewart]

Fair?

[Mrs. White]

Yeah, pretty good.

[Jay Stewart]

Do you handle the money?

[Mrs. White]

Oh, no, I get the majority of it.

[Jay Stewart]

How do you work that?

[Mrs. White]

Well, he comes home and hands me most of the paycheck and keeps what he needs.

[Host]

Week. Married.

[Jay Stewart]

How long?

[Mrs. White]

22 years.

[Jay Stewart]

He got him trained. All right, Mrs. Benson, let me go over on the other side of the house, if I can now and get another little bit of a definition of a housewife from a housewife over here. Here's one. Hello. Who are you?

[Mrs. White]

I'm Roma Murphy.

[Jay Stewart]

Roma Murphy. You're a housewife for about how long?

[Mrs. White]

36 years.

[Jay Stewart]

About 36 of them. Now, tell me what you think a housewife actually defined would be.

[Mrs. White]

Well, housewife has to keep things running smooth. Business and it says here it manages.

[Jay Stewart]

With skill and economy.

[Mrs. White]

Well, they have to be economical, too.

[Jay Stewart]

How do you mean?

[Mrs. White]

Well, make pennies count. Make every penny count?

[Jay Stewart]

Yeah. You know how to make every penny count?

[Mrs. White]

By buying hunt food, I suppose.

[Jay Stewart]

Don't suppose you know. All right, six cans of Hunts tomato sauce. Are just wonderful. And it is, believe me, a penny stretcher. It's a meal stretcher, too. It's the lowest cost meal stretcher ever. And you know what that means these days, don't you?

[Mrs. White]

Surely.

[Jay Stewart]

You're sort of a jack of all trades yourself.

[Mrs. White]

I sure am.

[Jay Stewart]

Your family's how big?

[Mrs. White]

Just my husband and I now. But we've had. I've had two children.

[Jay Stewart]

Had two children.

[Mrs. White]

Got a grandchild.

[Jay Stewart]

Oh, wonderful. Proud grandma.

[Mrs. White]

Oh, yes, indeed.

[Jay Stewart]

Well, good. By the way, I'd like you other two ladies, incidentally, to have six cans of that delicious Hunts tomato sauce too. You can use it to blend macaroni or noodles and an expensive cut of meat or leftover vegetables. Just about anything into a delicious dish. It makes it taste better and go farther. Believe me, that's one way to be a good housewife.

[Host]

I'll tell you that.

[Jay Stewart]

Audience, you've heard these three ladies now give their definitions of what they think a housewife is. I'm going to leave it up to you to tell me which definition you like the best. Which explanation of what a housewife is is your favorite today. So by your applause, let's go. Number one and number two and number three. First of all, number one was Mrs. White over on that side of the house. Then number two was Mrs. Benson right over there. And number three was number. The last lady to whom I just taught. Oh, gotta run over to the other side to Mrs. Benson and say hello to her again. Mrs. Benson, looks as though you really know what a housewife is. I didn't ask you about your family. How many did you have?

[Mrs. White]

Oh, I have a daughter and a son and a grandchild.

[Jay Stewart]

Yeah, just about the same as our other lady over there. Well, now, for. For being such a wonderful housewife. And I can imagine you. You like to eat, don't you?

[Mrs. White]

Oh, do I? You took me over.

[Jay Stewart]

That's what I meant. I.

[Mrs. White]

There's one question I'd like to ask you, though. What's become of huns of pork and beans?

[Jay Stewart]

What's become of them? You just can't buy them.

[Mrs. White]

Oh, marvelous. I just can't buy them anyplace.

[Jay Stewart]

Go ahead.

[Mrs. White]

You know, I just take some of those. A couple of those cans and put a little tomato sauce on them and a few strips of salt pork or bacon and put them in the.

[Jay Stewart]

What else have you done with hush tomato sauce?

[Mrs. White]

Oh, I have my spaghetti and I have them on my gravy. Little bit of everything.

[Jay Stewart]

You keep talking. I love to hear you. I'm going to talk A little myself. Right. Now, since you are the winner today, I think you'd like to have a gift.

[Mrs. White]

Oh, naturally.

[Host]

Sure.

[Jay Stewart]

Well, you've got.

[Mrs. White]

Huh. Didn't expect anything.

[Jay Stewart]

Okay, Goodbye. No, sir, Here is your gift. Two pairs of Lady Pepper luxury muslin sheets and matching pillowcases in a beautiful shade of blue. Thank you for being a grand housewife.

[Host]

A wonderful definition.

[Jay Stewart]

Here's the lady with her hand.

[Mrs. White]

I think they got. They forgot one very essential thing of a housewife.

[Jay Stewart]

What was that?

[Mrs. White]

I remember about my mother. Instead of joining women's club, she was always at home. She was really a housewife.

[Jay Stewart]

She really spent her time in the home.

[Mrs. White]

When children came home from school, they found their mother there.

[Jay Stewart]

Mother there.

[Host]

Well, I think that's a very great point to make.

[Jay Stewart]

There's a lot of them that don't these days. Right. Thank you very much. Well, that's just exactly what I said a moment ago. You see what I mean about finding more interesting things in the studio than you can find in any book anywhere? Webster never described a housewife that well in any of his dictionaries. And by the way, what heroine in fiction could ever be as interesting or as brave as any American woman as the women who belong to our what's Doing Ladies Will Show Em club, for instance, they're the women who don't like the long skirts and want to wear their skirts right where they are now. And if there are any more women listening in who feel the same way, you just send your name and address to me, J. Stewart, box 949, Hollywood 28, California, and you'll become a member of our We'll Show Them club. I will send you a club emblem entitling you to wear your skirts right where they are, and by golly, we'll show them. And incidentally, those of you who haven't received your club emblem yet, don't worry, we're getting them out to you just as fast as we can. Well, right now I want to have a serious conversation with a lady who told me just before the show that she did a great deal of reading. Come up here and say hello to me.

[Mrs. White]

Hello.

[Jay Stewart]

How are you?

[Mrs. White]

Fine. From Clinton, Indiana, formerly now of Los Angeles.

[Jay Stewart]

Your name is Mary Lyons. I'm doing a lot of asking questions here. You want to ask me anything, Ms. Lyons?

[Mrs. White]

No, not right now.

[Jay Stewart]

Later maybe.

[Mrs. White]

There's not too many around.

[Jay Stewart]

What?

[Mrs. White]

When there's not too many around, Mrs. Lyons?

[Jay Stewart]

Read any good books lately?

[Mrs. White]

Huh?

[Jay Stewart]

I'll change the subject. What should be read lately, by the way?

[Mrs. White]

Well, we buy all the leading magazines like the Red Book and the Journal, and you read the car, you read.

[Jay Stewart]

The condensations in those sort of. Or the full books.

[Mrs. White]

Read everything.

[Jay Stewart]

What kind of books do you like the best?

[Mrs. White]

Well, I like all those magazines. I like the Red Books and I like.

[Jay Stewart]

Well, I mean, what kind of stories in them, though?

[Mrs. White]

Oh, well, I like love stories.

[Jay Stewart]

You do?

[Host]

Why?

[Mrs. White]

Well. Oh, I just like to read them.

[Jay Stewart]

You do? You kind of dream back in the days when you were.

[Mrs. White]

When I was young.

[Jay Stewart]

Yeah, me too. I do it all the time. Imagine. You ought to be up on the title of bestsellers down popular in the past few years, if you read a lot. Mrs. Lyons, I'm going to tell you something about the stories of certain books, and you tell me to which bestseller seller I'm referring. You think you can do it? I don't know. Well, for everyone you can name, I'll give you a bestseller in return, okay? All right. Now, this first bestseller is all about a lone bit of vegetation that grew in a certain cosmopolitan city in the eastern section of the United States. And no coaching, please.

[Mrs. White]

Last hunt made.

[Jay Stewart]

No, I wish it were. No, this is a lone piece of vegetation. Just one.

[Mrs. White]

A tomato.

[Jay Stewart]

No, this isn't that. It isn't a tomato. It grew somewhere back east. And them bums are going to be awful mad at you. What about it? What was the title of the book?

[Mrs. White]

Tree in Brooklyn. Tree Green book.

[Jay Stewart]

A Tree Grew in Brooklyn. That's right. It was really a tree. Was it, Mrs. Lyon? I've always heard it was only a flat bush.

[Mrs. White]

That wasn't.

[Jay Stewart]

That's what they call them. That's what they call them, huh? All right, here's a really tough one for you. Now, this next bestseller is all about rural life. It's a very funny book. It's just full of yolks. The egg and I is right. Yes, sir. You know, I'm at work writing a book right now, Mrs. Lyons.

[Mrs. White]

You are?

[Jay Stewart]

It's all about a peachy little dish that I'm very closely associated with. You know what I'm going to call it?

[Mrs. White]

Peaches.

[Jay Stewart]

Don't laugh when you say that, Mrs. Lyons. No, I'm going to call it the Peach and I. Oh, the Peach.

[Mrs. White]

Now that'd be swell.

[Jay Stewart]

You know what it's all about?

[Mrs. White]

Peaches. Those good peaches that fly spinning around.

[Jay Stewart]

I don't have to talk today. This is Benson and Mrs. Lyons doing all my commercials for me here. It's so true. Those Hunt peaches are delicious, you know that? They're really something to write about, Mrs. Lyons. They're luscious, they're plump, they're tender and they're juicy. I'm out of adjectives already. You see, the Hunt folks select only the finest fresh orchard grown peaches and they see to it that they're hand picked and speeded to nearby Hunt canneries to be packed without delay. And those fair peaches are packed in heavy sugar syrup, Mrs. Lyons. You know, it's the heavy sugar syrup that brings out the finest natural fruit flavor of every peach. Oh, I just love those Hunts peaches served plain or fancy. And so will you, Mrs. Lyons. In fact, you might say I'm writing a bestseller about a bestseller. Hunts Peaches. Now you're going to recognize that best seller on all the grocery store shelves by its bright red cover. And it comes in several editions too. Those peaches come in different sized cans for different sized families and they sell at popular prices. So Mrs. Lyons, for telling me the two bestsellers that I asked you, I'm going to give you two bestsellers. Two cans of Hunt's peaches. There must be you one of the slices and one of the halves. And in addition to that, the Hunt folks would like you to have a beautiful parker pen and pencil set. Mrs. Lyons, you're very welcome and thank.

[Host]

You for playing our best seller game with us today.

[Jay Stewart]

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Can't say a why? You see, maybe I can I say to you I good. Maybe I might be good I say to you I see that's what I tell you. You have nothing to Mr. Kowski and everything to gain. All right, so you. You feel that you're a good picker? That's what I think. So you. You think so? Well, I've taken a look at these questions up here. They're not so tough. Perhaps if you feel you're a good picker, maybe you could bring this horse in to win. What do you think? Maybe. Well, what would you like to do? Would you like to ride it? To win, to place or to show? It pays $18 to win. $16 for place and $14 for show. Where do you think you'd like to ride the horse? Where do you think you could bring him in? Do you think you can bring them in to win? Replace or his young? Maybe I can bring them in. Where? To the point. To the win. To win where? That's wonderful. Would you like me to help you up on this horse, Mr. Koski? You think you can make it all by yourself? Maybe. I don't know. All right. To win, that means you must answer three questions out of three to ride home in the guidas. Now, hold on. Here we go. These questions are all typed as to kingdom, vegetable, mineral or animal, and you are to take a pick. All right, you're away from the post. Now place the grandstand. Here is your first question. To what kingdom does oil belong? Vegetable, mineral or animal? Oil. Yes, I have belong to the vegetable. Well, you can delay off in vegetable now. Oil. They make oil from vegetable? Yes, they absolutely do make oil. You're absolutely right, Mr. Cowsby. They make oil for vegetable, and they make it for mineral, too. All right, you're ahead by one length. You're going down the back stretch. And here is your second question. To what kingdom does coal belong, Vegetable, mineral, or animal? Coal. Coal. What kingdom does that belong to? Cold. Mineral. I'm sorry, Mr. Kowski. Coal belongs to vegetable. It is formed by partial decomposition of vegetable matter. I'm sorry, you missed a question, but you also qualify for the American Handicap at the end of the show. Good luck to you. Mr. Couch, Mr. Martin Heffernan, I'd like.

[Jay Stewart]

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[Host]

How do you do, Mr. Heman, let's step right up here. How is that microphone for Mr. Hefner? It's perfectly all right. Where you from, Mr. Heside? Heights, New Jersey. Seaside Heights, New Jersey. How long you been in the service, Mr. Hat? 20 months. 20 months? Have you been overseas? No, thank God. Say that Again, right in there. Thank God. No, that's right. I like this country. That's. Everybody should like this country. What did you do before you went to service, Mr. Havana? I was in the real estate insurance business. And how'd you do? Not bad. You think you go back into the same business when you get out of the service? The business is still going on right now. It's terrific, isn't it? It's not the head. It's very good. Did you learn things in the service you might want to use when you get out of the service? Do you think? I mean, besides, that's what I was thinking of. I knew I could tell by that look in your eye. No, I think I've learned a lot of things in the next war. I'll try to keep out of it. Let's hope there isn't gonna be any next war, Mr. Heaven, huh? All right. If you take a look at the tote board up there, Mr. Heaven. I'll take smoker for place. You will write in here. You take smoker for place, Smoker for place. You're not gonna take any chances. Smoker means cigarette brands. It pays $16 to win, $14 for place and $12 for show. What do you know about cigarette players, Manhattan? Do you smoke a lot? Lucky's Camels in Chesterfields. Ouch. Lucky's Camels in Chesterfields. We ought to get something for doing that, shouldn't we? All right. You picked it for place. That means you must answer two questions out of three to ride home in the money. All right, here we go. Wait in the post down past the grandstand. Here is your first question. Whether there's a shortage or not, what cigarette would you walk a mile for a camel? Absolutely, sir. You're a head by a length. Here comes your next question. What cigarette would you smoke to retain your composure? When you are irritated and you're excited, you fall down. No, no, and. Sorry, no. Now just second. And you fall down. And somebody says, don't get excited. Light or what? Be nonchalant. Smoke a Murad. Absolutely correct, Mr. Hampton. You went to. You went to place. You answered two questions out of three. And you wrote home in the gas. And you collect $14. And you also qualify for the American Handicap at the end of the show.

[Jay Stewart]

Hey, here's Mrs. Carrie Kemper, all saddled up and ready to ride home with the money.

[Host]

Ah, how do you do, Mrs. Kempner? Welcome to Wynn Place A show.

[Mrs. White]

Thank you.

[Host]

Where are you from? Step right up to the rail.

[Mrs. White]

Covington, Kentucky.

[Host]

Covington, Kentucky. How long have you been out here, Mrs. Kemper?

[Mrs. White]

About four weeks.

[Host]

About four weeks. How do you like it out here?

[Mrs. White]

Oh, fine. This is my fourth trip out here.

[Host]

This is your fourth trip out here? What do you do, come out every year on a vacation?

[Mrs. White]

No. Every few years.

[Host]

Every. Every few years. Well, I think you're certainly loyal to this climate out here, aren't you? Coming from Kentucky, that's very beautiful country out there, isn't it?

[Mrs. White]

Yes, it is, I think.

[Host]

And how do you like it here compared to.

[Mrs. White]

Well, I like it out here.

[Host]

Step right up to the rail. That's the idea. And talk right in there, because we. We hope. We've got millions of listeners.

[Mrs. White]

I hope some of them listen down there, too.

[Host]

They're all listening to you in Covington, Kentucky. Have you taken a look at the chalkboard up there, Mrs. Kemp?

[Mrs. White]

I'll take Lady Killer.

[Host]

You will take Lady Killer? Lady Killer pertains to Cheche la Femme, which means Find the woman. It pays $20 to win, $18 for place and $16 for show.

[Mrs. White]

I'll take place.

[Host]

You will take place. All right, Mrs. Stephanie, you made your own decision. You go for place. That means you must answer two questions out of three to ride home in the Mizzou. All right, you're away from the post, down past the grandstand. On the first question. In that song Frankie and Johnny, who was the woman in the song Frankie and Johnny, who was the woman?

[Mrs. White]

Frankie.

[Host]

Frankie is absolutely correct. That is absolutely right, Mrs. Kempner. Frankie was the woman in the song Frankie and Johnny. All right, you're ahead by one left. You're going down, back stretch. And here is your next question. What is the feminine counterpart of Bachelor? What is the old maid? What would you call an old maid?

[Mrs. White]

Bachelor girl.

[Host]

Well, there's something else beside a bachelor girl. You know it. Come on.

[Mrs. White]

Modern woman.

[Host]

Well, something else. All right. I'm sorry, Mrs. Kempney. You have another question. The feminine counterpart of Bachelor is Spinster. Now, you're neck and neck with one horse. You're going past the Grandstead, and you are turning for home. And here is your next question. What is the feminine counterpart of Hero?

[Mrs. White]

Heroine?

[Host]

Heroine is absolutely correct, Mrs. Kempner. You went for place. You answer two questions out of three. You get the $18 and you qualify for the American Handicap at the end of the show.

[Jay Stewart]

Eddie, I'd like you to meet our.

[Host]

Next jockey, Heron Stevens. Harry, welcome. Heron Stevens. Heron, welcome. To Win Places show, step right up in front of the post rail. That's the idea. Where you from, Heron?

[Jay Stewart]

Dallas, Texas.

[Host]

Dallas, Texas. How long you been in the service?

[Jay Stewart]

Four years in January.

[Host]

Four years in January. How long have you been overseas? 18 months. 18 months. What branch of the service you in? Marine Corps. Marine Corps. Do you expect to get out soon or do you expect to be in.

[Jay Stewart]

I expect to get out in January.

[Host]

You expect to get out in January? What did you do before you went in the. In the service? Huh?

[Jay Stewart]

Well, I'm just about a jack of all trades.

[Host]

Jack of all trades. That's all right. What do you expect to do when you get out of the service?

[Jay Stewart]

Go to school.

[Host]

Go back to school. Well, that's good. What special course are you taking? Anything special?

[Jay Stewart]

Well, I figure on taking electrical engineering.

[Host]

Electrical engineering? Well, there's a big field for that, and you should do all right. Take a look at that tote board up there. Heron, what would you like to ride this evening?

[Jay Stewart]

Well, interpreter.

[Host]

Interpreter? Interpreter means translations. It pays $35 to win $30 for place and $25 for show. What do you know about translations, Harry?

[Jay Stewart]

Not a thing.

[Host]

You don't know anything about translations. Why did you pick that horse?

[Jay Stewart]

I don't know anything about plays either.

[Host]

You don't? Well, a fellow doesn't know anything about either of the categories. Hasn't got. All right, Heron, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. You said you don't know anything about the category. Instead of going out to win, maybe you should go for some other place. If you don't know too much about it. You might be able to have one or two questions correct, but you might not be able to answer all three. What do you think you should do?

[Jay Stewart]

Place.

[Host]

You would go for place. That means you only have to answer 2. Place. It pays $50, and let's see what we can do for you. You have to answer two questions to ride home in the Gitas. All right, here you go. Your first question. You're away from the post, down past the grass stand. A mess of concreted material perennially rotating on its axis will not accumulate an accretion of bryophytic vegetation a rolling stone gathers. No, Absolutely. All right. You have answered one question. You're ahead by one lens. You go in town, past the grandstand, and you want to change this phrase back to sense. Everything that coruscates with affluence is not ipso facto auris. Everything that coruscates with affluence is not ipso facto auris. He said it. Come on.

[Jay Stewart]

I didn't hear anything.

[Host]

Don't. Don't. Think you can answer it?

[Jay Stewart]

Give it to me once again.

[Host]

All the things that coruscate with affluence is not ipso facto auris ours, not gold. Absolutely correct. You answer two questions, I will treat the right home in the money. You get the $30 and you qualify to the American handicapped at the end of the show. Well, folks, the big moment has arrived. The event everyone has been waiting for. The American Handicap. The contestants are all lined up at the post. They're wearing jockey caps and a sign bearing the name of their horse. And they're all riding hobby horses. Now, I have a list of questions. As I call out the questions, the first contestant to shout out the name of his or her horse gets a chance to answer the question. If the answer is right, that jockey moves one length forward. Whoever crosses the finish line first or whoever is ahead at the end of the list wins the American Handicap purse, which tonight amounts to. How much is it? It is $43. All right, now, here is a word of caution to you jockeys. Be sure you know the right answer before shouting the name of your horse. If you know the answer, shout the name of your horse. Then we'll ask you what the question is for. If you win the chance to answer and the answer is wrong, you are disqualified from the race and you're sent back to the park. All right, the horses are all lined up at the post. Here we go. And out with the American handicap questions. Here is your first question. Can cats see in the dark? Shout out the neighbor. Short order, sir.

[Mrs. White]

Yes, sir.

[Host]

I'm sorry, short order. They know they can see better in semi light than humans. But no animal can see in absolute darkness. I'm sorry, short order. You go back to the barn. Here's your next question. How many humps has a dromedary? How many humps has a dromedary? Lady Killer?

[Mrs. White]

Two.

[Host]

I'm sorry, Lady Killer. A dromedary has one. And you go back to the barn. Here is your third question. Would you call a postcard a government card that requires no stamp? Would you call a post interpreter? What do you say?

[Jay Stewart]

I say that it requires a stamp.

[Host]

He is absolutely correct. It does require a stamp. Interpreter, answer that question. He takes a step ahead of the field. He is now one length ahead. Here is your next one. What would wishes have to be for beggars to ride? What is it?

[Jay Stewart]

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

[Host]

Interpreter answers that question. He is now two minutes ahead of the field. Here is your next question. What Britisher was Called the Uncrowned King of Arabia. What Britisher was called the Uncrowned King of Arabia? Does anybody know it? Any horse want to take it out? All right. What American city was founded as Our Lady Queen of the Angels? Smoker says he has Los Angeles. Los Angeles takes a step forward, Smoker. All right, here is your next one. What direction is printed on nearly all book matches? What direction is printed on nearly all book matches? Smoker says he thinks he knows this one close cover before striking and is absolutely correct. Smoker. He takes another step forward. Smoker and interpreter neck and neck. They're in the first turn. All right. What language is spoken by more people than any other? Interpreter says he thinks he knows it. What is it?

[Jay Stewart]

English?

[Host]

I'm sorry, interpreter. It is Chinese. All right, Smoker is ahead. He wins the American Handicap, which tonight is $43. Step right up here to the winning circle. Smoker, how much money did you win this evening? I won 14. And this 43, 57. What are you gonna do with that dough? Take it out and spend it. How does it feel to have 57 in such a. Better than a Navy payday. It's better than the Navy payday. Let's see, you got that 57 bucks in about. Well, you got 43, but about over a minute and four seconds, didn't you? All right, Smoker. Well, here we go. Well, folks, the old racetrack has taken its last trophy for tonight. Next week we'll be right back here at the paddock. Leaning on the same old rail and passing out a few more tips. Until then, so long, suckers. See you at the races. Winning Pleasure show starring Eddie. Tell you what I'm gonna do. More is produced and directed by Dwight Hauser. And will return next week at the same time over most of these stations.

[Jay Stewart]

Now, if you're in or near the.

[Host]

Los Angeles area and you'd like to join us in a sport of kings, write wind, place or show. American broadcasting company, Hollywood, 28 California.

[Jay Stewart]

And tickets will be mailed, so join.

[Host]

Us again next week. This is the American Broadcasting Company.

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