
Witch's Tale (AU) 41-xx-xx Rats in a Trap
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Mr. Cowper
The Witch's tale.
Satan
The fascination of the eerie, weird, blood chilling tales told by old Nancy, the witch of Salem and Satan, her wise black cat. They are waiting, waiting for you now.
Nancy
Hundred and two year old I be today. Yes, sir, a hundred and two year old. Well, Satan, now it's time to spin these folks another of our cheerful little bedtime stories. Douse out them lights so we'll have it nice and dark. When you listens to our tales sitting in the gloom, it helps you to have purty dreams. Now draw up to the fire and gaze into the embers. Gaze into em deep and soon ye'll be away out west in Michigan and there in a fine big house where there's a party going on begins our yarn called Rat in a Trap. Rat in a Trap.
Mr. Cowper
Ah, didn't know you were out here in the friend of Denny.
Dan Miller
Enjoying the night here, Mr. Cowper?
Mr. Cowper
It's as hot as blazes inside. But young fellas like you should be in there dancing in spite of the heat.
Dan Miller
Afraid I'm not much of a dancer.
Mr. Cowper
You mean when the only girl you care to dance with there's nothing to be around, eh, son? You're certainly a model for husbands. Too bad Lucy didn't come in with her this morning. She'd have enjoyed this.
Dan Miller
I wish she had come along the way things turned out. But you know, I expected to return on the late afternoon train.
Mr. Cowper
I'm glad you missed that last train so we can have you here tonight.
Dan Miller
Yes, it's nice to be here, but this is the first night Lucy and I have been separated since our marriage.
Mr. Cowper
Nowadays, ladies have the vote. One of the first things a rising young lawyer with political ambitions must learn is not to appear too much married.
Dan Miller
I forgot that you are trying to make me president.
Mr. Cowper
Someday I may, but right now we'll compromise on United States Senator. Seriously, son, you have the stuff and people have begun to talk about you. You're pretty young for the job, but I've about decided to run you for prosecutor next election. Think you can make good?
Dan Miller
I. Oh, all I can say is that I'll do my best.
Mr. Cowper
That's pretty fair from what you've shown so far. But, Dan, you have a couple of faults that won't fit so well in the district Attorney's office.
Dan Miller
Oh, what do you mean?
Mr. Cowper
You know, you've shut off your mouth a lot about certain disagreements you have with our criminal code.
Dan Miller
I've said that our laws are unfitted to the crimes they were designed to control. I've said that because I Think it? Our penal code is wholly unsuited to cope with the thousand and one types of crime, the varied individuals who commit it. If I had the power, I'd amend that code so that it would cease to be a makeshift of political expediency and instead would truly serve the cause of justice.
Mr. Cowper
Doggone. That's as good a piece of campaign propaganda as I ever listened to.
Dan Miller
Oh, I meant what I said.
Mr. Cowper
Maybe you did, but you said it like a politician, and that's what interests me. I take back what I said about your faults.
Lucy
Develop em.
Mr. Cowper
But it's getting late. Come and dance with some of those pretty girls inside before the party breaks out.
Dan Miller
I'd better telephone Lucy first. I. I feel a little uneasy. That summer place of ours is so isolated back in the woods.
Mr. Cowper
And Lucy's not alone there. No.
Dan Miller
Pete Lorillard and his wife are with her. Or if she'd been alone, I'd have hired a cab and driven back tonight instead of waiting for the morning train.
Mr. Cowper
Over those roads, you'd arrive tomorrow afternoon. Come on, let's go inside.
Dan Miller
All right.
Bet
Oh, there you are, Bet.
Nancy
Oh, we've been looking for you everywhere, you and Abner. There's a lovely little blonde simply dying to meet you.
Dan Miller
Oh, well, I've come gladly to save her life, but I really think I should call up Lucy once more, if you don't mind.
Bet
I do mind, and so will Lucy.
Nancy
If you call her this hour, Daddy, she'll be sound asleep.
Dan Miller
I suppose you're right.
Mr. Cowper
But somehow, speaking of telephones.
Dan Miller
Hello?
Mr. Cowper
Who do you want? Daniel Miller.
Dan Miller
Oh, for me?
Mr. Cowper
It's Lucy.
Dan Miller
Lucy.
Mr. Cowper
Damn, she's crying. There's something the matter.
Dan Miller
Something the matter?
Satan
Yeah.
Dan Miller
Give me that phone. Lucy. Yes, dear? This is Dan. What's wrong, darling? You sound hysterical. You say the Lorillards were called away this afternoon.
Mr. Cowper
You're alone?
Dan Miller
Three men are breaking in the house.
Lucy
Lucy. Lucy.
Bet
Oh, my God. Three Campsies, hobos, drunken boots. They're breaking in.
Lucy
Oh, God.
Bet
They'll be inside the house in a moment.
Lucy
Lucien, I'm 50 miles away.
Bet
Yes. You can't help me and I can't help myself. We're both helpless. Helpless and wrapped in a trap. May God forgive me. For what? I'm making you suffer. But I have to call you to hear your voice for the last time.
Lucy
The last time?
Bet
Yes, the last. These men are beasts. They're drunken. They know I'm alone.
Lucy
You have a gun. The God I gave you.
Bet
I have it in my hand. I fired all the shots but one. I saved that for myself. No, no, it's the only way. Just, dear, listen, please. You can't help me now, but maybe you can punish after I'm dead. Listen, darling, I have so little time. The leader came here this afternoon begging food and I saw him plainly. He's a big, dark, unshaven man with a livid criss cross scar above his left eye that runs from brow to temple. Remember, dear, Remember. Oh, mercy, wait. Mr. Lorillard drove him away. Senator Lorillard were caught at home. The man had been watching. He came back with two others. One short with red hair, the other a blond man with a limp. Remember, dear.
Lucy
Remember.
Bet
They're in the house. The lock to this door won't hold a moment. They're beating at it now.
Satan
The door is giving.
Bet
I have the gun waiting. Bullet through my head. They can't hurt me.
Lucy
Nothing.
Bet
Remember them, Thea.
Satan
Remember.
Bet
They are, dear, please save. I love you, dear.
Lucy
Goodbye.
Mr. Cowper
And boy, you shouldn't have come to my office today. A man who has just spent six months in the hospital has no business to even poke his nose outside of doors.
Dan Miller
I'm quite strong now, Mr. Cowper. And I had to come and have a talk to you while I was in the hospital. Out of what you thought was kindness, you censored all police reports to me. Now, I want you to tell me whether they honestly expect to ever find the creatures that caused my wife to put a bullet to her head. Danny, I want the truth.
Mr. Cowper
I. All right, son. I won't lie to you. I've kept the cops working on this case as they've never worked before. They haven't fallen down because they've never had a single worthwhile clue to work on. When they arrived at your house in the woods that night, the men who broke in and disappeared, we assumed they were hobos of the most depraved type. But that's all we know about them. We found no fingerprints. We have no clue to their appearance, even except the meager description of poor frantic Lucy.
Dan Miller
Yes, the meager description of poor frantic Lucy. A big dark man with a livid crisscross scar above his left eye that runs from brow to temple. Remembered here. Remembered. One, a short man with red hair. The third, a blond man with a limp. Remembered. Remembered.
Satan
Son, the cops have picked up hundreds.
Mr. Cowper
Or maybe enforced to turn loose again. There's no evidence of any kind. If we had the guilty brutes before us in this room, we couldn't prove it without their own confessions. As a lawyer, you know what we're.
Dan Miller
Up against an impossible job for lawyers and police. And if our law could catch them in its net, the code provides no punishment to fit their crime. Goodbye, Mr. Cowper.
Lucy
Goodbye.
Mr. Cowper
Why, you say that as though we mightn't meet again.
Dan Miller
We may not. I'm leaving town tomorrow. I've got a job to do.
Mr. Cowper
Say, look here. You haven't the crazy idea that you can find those men yourself. Dan. To locate those three boots and secure evidence against them, a man might have to search the hobo jungles of this country an entire lifetime.
Satan
I know how bitter you feel, son.
Mr. Cowper
But the past is past. And grief and hatred won't unmake it. I've got big things in store for you, boy. Pick up the threads of your normal life again. Think of your future, your career.
Dan Miller
My future's to remember. My career's to repay. Goodbye, Mr. Cowper.
Jesse
Oh, there, Lawyer Thomas. That Yankee partner yon around.
Dan Miller
Hey, you might find him down by the railroad yards, Jesse. They more than sure people some funny friends.
Jesse
Well, I suppose he likes them tramps, lawyers.
Dan Miller
I haven't an idea. Sure.
Jesse
That man's been in this town off and on for nigh eight years now, yet no one knows him well.
Satan
I wouldn't say that, Jesse.
Mr. Cowper
I know him pretty well.
Satan
Yeah?
Jesse
No wide jumps like a shell shot.
Dan Miller
So?
Jesse
Told you every time a telephone rings?
Lucy
No.
Jesse
Nobody's hair snow white. We need a day more than 40.
Dan Miller
No.
Jesse
Know what his real name was, boy? Changed it to Dave Morton.
Mr. Cowper
No.
Dan Miller
And them things is none of my business or yours.
Jesse
Just the same, there's a mystery about that man that sort of worries me. Lawyer Thomas. Why you suppose your partner, Lawyer morton pays me $5 cash money for every tramp we get in the jailhouse who I persuade to take him for a tonic.
Dan Miller
My partner pays you money to secure him hobo clients. Are you here now to bring him such a case?
Jesse
Uh huh. But this time it's just for joke. The client I'm bringing him today is that tramp who murdered the old woman. Big Mike? Yeah. The dog Sheriff Greeley rescued from the lynching mob last night. Big Mike asked me to get him. Get a Mr. Morton for his lawyer? Yeah. Said a pal of his had told him about him.
Dan Miller
No partner of mine is touching his case.
Lucy
If Morton got the brute off, by.
Dan Miller
A miracle they'd both be lynched.
Jesse
He is more than that.
Dan Miller
Hello, Jesse. Hello, Tom.
Mr. Cowper
All day.
Jesse
Lawyer Morton. A man over at the jailhouse who ain't got no money wants to hire you to get him out.
Dan Miller
Thanks for bringing the Message, Jesse. But if you're speaking of Big Mike, I've already seen him. I'm going to defend him.
Lucy
You're going to defend Big Mike?
Dan Miller
Yes, Tom.
Jesse
Lawyer Morton.
Lucy
You're joking, Dave.
Mr. Cowper
You're mad.
Lucy
The man is guilty.
Jesse
Guilty as hell.
Dan Miller
I'm going to save him from the rope because I like his looks. He's a big dark man with a scar above his left eye. A livid crisscross scar that runs from browser temple.
Lucy
Extra fear. And murderer goes free. Big Mike not guilty. Extra payer. Morton wins acquittal Jury freeze. Big Mike extra fear.
Satan
God load of people buying them papers and then stand and run reading them. Talking about me. If you hadn't sneaked me here to your house, boss, they'd have had me swinging on the lamp post by now.
Dan Miller
Come away from the window. You're safe here, Mike.
Satan
Gee, I hope so. But you gotta get me out of town quick. They look for me here and string me up.
Dan Miller
They'll never lynch you, Mike. I'm taking care of you now. Better have another drink. And I draw those curtains tighter.
Satan
I do need another hooker bus and I'm drinking it to you. No other mouthpiece in the world could have swung that jury so they'd bring a voidic of not guilty.
Dan Miller
No. No other in the world. I used perjured testimony, lying witnesses, a framed alibi. I used every dirty trick in the book. But I got you off, Mike. Out of jail, away from the hangman. And I've got you now alone with me.
Satan
See, you're acting a little crazy, boss. Say, I'll have another. You know, I can't figure you out, boss. Why do you make me tell you how I croaked that old woman before he had to take my case?
Dan Miller
I was interested in you, Mike. And for 10 years it's been my rule to know the truth about my client's guilt or innocence before I took a case.
Satan
Yeah, I hear dat. And every hobo from Maine to Californy says that spilling you the truth never brung him home. That's why I told you the works right off the bat. You got a great name in the jungle, boss.
Dan Miller
Took me 10 years to build that reputation, Mike. Won't you have another drink?
Satan
Thanks, but gee, she'll have me stewed in a minute. Well, here's how again. Say, you're a funny guy. You not only spend your own dough to buy witnesses and all, but then you bring me to your house and treat me like a prince.
Dan Miller
It's very simple, Mike. I've done the things I have. Because you interest me. Yeah, Interest me tremendously. I'd like to know more about your life. About your travels, experiences, other little peccadilloes before you so neatly strangled that last old woman.
Satan
Say, why you always asking me questions about what I done before we met?
Dan Miller
Are you afraid to trust a man who saved your life?
Satan
But you ask such nutty questions. How long I'd had this crooked scar over me eye, for instance.
Dan Miller
I was merely curious as to whether you had it 10 years ago when.
Satan
You were in Michigan. And I told you I don't know nothing about Michigan.
Dan Miller
Oh, come on, Mike. You've lied about that long enough. I never mentioned it before, but friends of yours have told me you were there.
Satan
What friends?
Dan Miller
Let me see now. Oh yeah. Their names were Red and Limpy.
Satan
Red and Limpy? You know them quite well.
Dan Miller
I haven't seen them lately. Have you?
Satan
No. Neither has anyone else. What do you mean that they disappeared from the road? And they ain't in jail nowheres. They're just gone. What'd I tell you about me in Michigan?
Dan Miller
The most interesting story I've ever heard. About a house in the woods and a woman.
Satan
They call you that, eh?
Dan Miller
Yes. Have another drink. I'll open this fresh bottle and join you. Suppose you tell me about your Michigan adventure.
Satan
I. I didn't have no part in it. I didn't.
Dan Miller
Here's your drink, Mike.
Satan
I must be off my not to be afraid of you. I got reason to trust you. And I need help. About that Michigan job. Need it bad. Listen, the word's gone round that that dame's husband has been searching ever since it happened that he's been on the road with the bows and riding the rails, living in the jungles, asking questions, trying to learn who caused his wife to shoot herself. They say he did for Red and Limpy. And no one's even found their bodies. He used to be a lawyer just like you, boss. He was. God.
Dan Miller
Why are you stopping me?
Satan
The notion just crossed me mind that you might be him. I must be drunk to think a thing like that about the guy who saved me from the rope. If you was her husband, you'd have sent me there. Say, give me that drink, parson. I'll spill the works. This liquor tastes funny, but it's good. It's swell. Drink your' n too, boss. And I'll tell you all about a pretty little dame in the house in the woods. Helpless she was, as a rat in a trap. Helpless. Frightened like I like to see em. Too bad she shot herself before. Say, boss, what's eating you? You crushed that glass in your hand as if it was paper. Your eyes look crazy. See what you pulling them curtains on the wall for?
Dan Miller
So you can see what lies behind them.
Satan
Just a couple of plaster statues of two guys, heads and shoulders. But the faces is all gone, so the bones are shown through. What happened to those faces?
Dan Miller
You're going to find out, Mike. Just as Red and Limpy learnt.
Satan
Red and Limpy.
Lucy
These busts are their death masks. Taken in soft blaster after they'd lain here. Helpless, helpless. Helpless as rats in a trap. As you're going to lie here helpless while your punishment fits your crime gods. You're the guy. I'm the husband of the girl you brought to death. I'm gonna get out of here.
Nancy
You can.
Lucy
You can rise from that chair, you dope.
Satan
Me liquor.
Lucy
I can't move.
Dan Miller
I'll move you down to my cellar below. Down to my cellar for which I've saved you from the gallows. The news for you would be too easy, Mike. Your punishment will fit your crime.
Lucy
No. Let me go. Let me go. What you gonna do? Your punishment will fit your crime. Your punishment will fit your crime.
Dan Miller
You can't see a thing in this cellar, can you, Mike? And no one's so helpless as when.
Satan
They'Re in the dark. I want you to be very helpless, Mike.
Dan Miller
More helpless than a rat in a trap. Helpless as a woman alone in the house, in the woods. Helpless as a man who loved her and who heard you 50 miles away. Helpless as a man who heard the.
Satan
Shot that killed her. He couldn't raise his hand to save. What you going to do to me? You got me tied to stakes and it's sprinkled on the floor.
Lucy
But how you gonna kill me?
Satan
What are you gonna do?
Dan Miller
You're struggling, Mike, but your bums will hold. I tied them very tight.
Satan
What did you do to Red and Limpy that you're gonna do to me.
Lucy
In them plaster busts upstairs?
Satan
What happened to their faces? Guess, Mike.
Lucy
Guess. You don't tell me.
Mr. Cowper
I go nuts.
Lucy
Nuts, I tell you. Raven nuts.
Dan Miller
Oh, no, you won't. Not for many hours. I've investigated the length of time required to drive men mad. Your brain's undeveloped, so it'll take you longer than most.
Lucy
Help. Help. God, if I could only see you. You're putting something over me head.
Dan Miller
Yeah, Part of a little apparatus that made Red and Limpy featureless. Use your imagination, Mike.
Satan
You may guess how it's done.
Lucy
Oh, God. Oh, God, why? Why don't you curse at me, beat me, kick me? Do something I can understand. What are you gonna do to me when you leave me? How am I gonna die?
Dan Miller
When I reach the top of these stairs, you'll know. When I open the secret panel, it will soon be the door of your tomb. Then you'll have a moment's light.
Lucy
Just enough for a quick, short glimpse around you. Two skeletons beside me. The bounds of Red and Limpy. What else do you see? There's a cage coming over my head. A cage? Like a rat. Rat. Oh, it is a rat trap. A rat is in it. A rat is in the cage with me. And soon he'll be crawling over me head and biting. Ah, that's what happened to the other spaces. A rat. Now.
Satan
Don'T leave me in the dark.
Lucy
Waiting, helpless, guessing when that rat's going to start a bite. That's your punishment, Mike. Oh, goodbye.
Dan Miller
The third Lucy and the last I.
Lucy
Remembered and I retained. Martin. Dave. Marty.
Bet
Marty Morton.
Lucy
Yes, Tom, I hear you. For God's sake, let me in quick. As you value your life, I'll let you in. Tom.
Dan Miller
What's the matter, Tom?
Satan
What you knew would be the matter.
Lucy
When you got Big Mike acquitted. A lynching mob is formed and a tenant for this house.
Dan Miller
They won't find Big Mike here. He's gone.
Lucy
They ain't after him. They're coming here with the rope to hang you, Dave.
Dan Miller
They can hang me if they want to, Tom. They think I wish to live. I don't.
Lucy
Why, you're talking like a fool. Come on. There ain't time to talk.
Dan Miller
But I want to talk, Tom, about imagination. Imagination that can see a living rat in a crumpled old gray rag and mutilated human faces in two old broken plaster busts of poor blind justice. Imagination that kills more horribly and surely than if the things it sees were real. Dave Wharton, I think you're mad that.
Lucy
Mama's almost here, and if they find her, they'll hang her to a tree. Keep away from that front door. Here. What are you gonna do?
Dan Miller
I'm going to meet them. Those who usurp the place of justice must expect a punishment to fit their crime.
Nancy
Well, that's the end of that, Satan. Next time we'll have another pretty yarn to spin. These folks a very pretty yarn.
Bet
Ram.
Podcast Summary: "Witch's Tale (AU) 41-xx-xx Rats in a Trap"
Podcast Information:
"Witch's Tale (AU) 41-xx-xx Rats in a Trap" transports listeners back to a bygone era, blending suspense, mystery, and supernatural elements reminiscent of old-time radio dramas. The episode intertwines the lives of several characters caught in a web of deceit, vengeance, and unresolved grief.
The episode unfolds with Mr. Cowper and Satan introducing listeners to "Rat in a Trap," setting a dark and eerie tone. The narrative centers on Dan Miller, a young lawyer whose wife, Lucy, has been tragically separated from him under mysterious circumstances.
Dan's concerns about Lucy's safety lead him to interact with Mr. Cowper, who hints at political aspirations and eventually suggests Dan run for prosecutor. However, Dan is preoccupied with unraveling the truth behind Lucy's death, believing that existing laws are inadequate to address the complexities of modern crimes.
As the story progresses, Lucy's distress calls reveal a break-in at their isolated summer home, involving three men—Red, Limpy, and a blond man with a limp—who threaten her safety. The tension heightens as Lucy and Bet (possibly her sister or relative) plead for help, but external circumstances delay Dan's ability to intervene promptly.
Upon returning from the hospital, where Dan has been recovering, he confronts Mr. Cowper about the lack of progress in solving the case. Mr. Cowper admits the police are stymied, with little to no evidence beyond Lucy's frantic description of the assailants.
In a twist, Dan decides to take matters into his own hands, vowing to find the perpetrators who caused his wife's death. His investigation leads him to Jesse, who introduces him to Dave Morton—a lawyer with dubious practices who recently defended a man named Big Mike.
Dan's interactions with Morton reveal Morton's unethical methods, including perjured testimonies and bribed witnesses to secure acquittals. Dan defends Big Mike, a large man with a scar, whom he frees from jail despite overwhelming evidence of guilt.
Satan, the black cat, becomes a pivotal character as he engages in conversations that blur the lines between reality and hallucination, hinting at supernatural influences or Dan's deteriorating mental state. Tensions escalate when Satan, under the guise of the cat, reveals deeper connections between the characters and the unresolved crimes.
The climax crescendos in Dan's confrontation with Satan/Mike, culminating in a vivid and symbolic portrayal of justice and retribution. The episode concludes with an unsettling resolution, leaving listeners pondering the true nature of justice and the psychological toll of vengeance.
Introduction by Mr. Cowper and Satan ([00:07] - [00:47]):
Dan Miller's Conversation with Mr. Cowper ([00:47] - [03:50]):
Lucy’s Distress Call ([04:03] - [07:08]):
Confrontation with Mr. Cowper Post-Hospital ([07:08] - [09:49]):
Encounter with Jesse and Introduction of Dave Morton ([09:49] - [11:33]):
Dan’s Interaction with Satan/Mike ([12:02] - [14:54]):
Climactic Cellar Scene ([16:37] - [19:58]):
Final Confrontation and Revelation ([20:21] - [22:15]):
Justice vs. Vengeance: The episode delves into the thin line between seeking justice and succumbing to personal vengeance. Dan's quest to uncover the truth about his wife's death propels him into morally gray areas, questioning the efficacy and fairness of the legal system.
Isolation and Paranoia: The isolated setting amplifies feelings of helplessness and paranoia, both in Lucy's immediate danger and Dan's subsequent mental state.
Corruption in the Legal System: Through Dave Morton, the narrative critiques the corruption within the legal system, highlighting how power and unethical practices can subvert true justice.
Supernatural and Psychological Elements: The character of Satan, the wise black cat, introduces supernatural undertones, possibly representing Dan's inner demons or the haunting presence of unresolved grief.
Symbolism of the Rat Trap: The recurring motif of the rat trap symbolizes entrapment and helplessness, reflecting the characters' inability to escape their circumstances or the consequences of their actions.
"Witch's Tale (AU) 41-xx-xx Rats in a Trap" masterfully combines classic radio storytelling with themes of justice, revenge, and the supernatural. Through its intricate plot and well-developed characters, the episode invites listeners to ponder the complexities of human emotions and the flaws within societal systems. The seamless integration of suspenseful dialogue, symbolic elements, and moral dilemmas makes this episode a standout in the Harold's Old Time Radio collection.
Satan ([00:23]): "The fascination of the eerie, weird, blood chilling tales told by old Nancy, the witch of Salem and Satan, her wise black cat. They are waiting, waiting for you now."
Dan Miller ([03:16]): "I've said that our laws are unfitted to the crimes they were designed to control."
Lucy ([05:05]): "Remember, dear."
Mr. Cowper ([08:35]): "If we had the guilty brutes before us in this room, we couldn't prove it without their own confessions."
Dan Miller ([11:06]): "I'm going to defend him from the rope because I like his looks."
Satan ([19:14]): "What you gonna do to me when you leave me?"
Dan Miller ([21:50]): "Imagination that kills more horribly and surely than if the things it sees were real."
Listeners who embark on this episode will find themselves immersed in a tale that not only entertains but also provokes deeper contemplation about justice, morality, and the human psyche.