Born this way: The history of pride | History Hyenas

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Born This Way: The History of Pride" | History Hyenas

Podcast Information:

• Title: History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
• Hosts: Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
• Episode: "Born This Way: The History of Pride"
• Release Date: June 12, 2025

Overview: In this lively and unorthodox episode of History Hyenas, comedians Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas delve into the history of Pride Month. Set against the vibrant backdrop of the West Village's Comedy Cellar, the hosts blend humor with historical insights, creating an engaging and entertaining discussion about LGBTQ+ history and its significance.

Sections:

1. Introduction and Live Audience Interaction (00:00 - 05:00)

   • Chris: Opens the episode by recounting a live recording session at the Comedy Cellar, humorously mentioning a disruptive audience member: "Yanni and I did a live History Hyenas episode... And there's a serial killer in the front row" (00:00).
   • Yannis: Responds with light-hearted remarks, setting a comedic tone for the episode (00:14).

2. Acknowledgment of Pride Month (05:00 - 10:00)

   • Hosts: Emphasize that June is Pride Month, expressing their support and encouraging listeners to cherish and celebrate LGBTQ+ identities:
     • Yannis: "We want to cherish it" (01:36).
     • Chris: Mentions wearing special glasses for Pride Month, adding a humorous touch (01:44).

3. Audience and Community Engagement (10:00 - 20:00)

   • Interactions: Engage with the live audience, making playful and teasing comments about attendees, including jokes about personal appearances and backgrounds.
   • Hosts: Introduce a recurring segment where they interact with fans, read humorous reviews, and maintain a light-hearted atmosphere.

4. Historical Context of Pride Month (20:00 - 45:00)

   • Origins of Pride:
     • Chris: Provides an overview of the Stonewall uprising in June 1969, highlighting its significance in LGBTQ+ history: "It started in New York, June 1969, and the Stonewall uprising" (05:07).
     • Yannis: Adds details about the first Pride March in 1970 and mentions key figures like Marsha P. Johnson (09:00).
   • Evolution Over Time: Discusses how Pride has grown from a singular event to an entire month of celebrations, reflecting on societal changes and increasing visibility.

5. Global Perspectives on LGBTQ+ Rights (45:00 - 65:00)

   • International Viewpoints:
     • Chris and Yannis: Explore how different countries view and handle LGBTQ+ rights, citing examples like Turkey's brief Pride event in Istanbul and Poland's declaration of "LGBT Free Zones" (30:31).
     • Legal Milestones: Mention recent advancements, such as Greece legalizing same-sex marriage in February 2024 (33:30).
   • Cultural Satire: Use humor to comment on the varying acceptance levels across the globe, often exaggerating for comedic effect.

6. Interactive Segments and Comedy Bits (65:00 - 80:00)

   • Squeak of the Week: Introduce a comedic segment where they read and joke about funny or absurd listener submissions.
   • Audience Participation: Encourage audience members to engage by creating humorous names and scenarios, maintaining an entertaining and inclusive environment.

7. Controversial Historical Anecdotes (80:00 - 90:00)

   • Gay Nazis:
     • Chris: Shares a fabricated story about an openly gay Nazi named Ernest Rome, blending historical facts with fictional elements for humor: "He was an openly gay Nazi... Hitler allowed it" (40:50).
     • Yannis: Adds to the tale with comedic twists, highlighting the absurdity of the scenario while playfully addressing sensitive historical topics.
   • Satirical Commentary: Uses satire to discuss serious historical events, balancing humor with occasional insightful commentary on past injustices.

8. Closing Remarks and Audience Appreciation (90:00 - End)

   • Hosts: Wrap up the episode by thanking the live audience, promoting their Patreon for exclusive content, and encouraging listeners to support their show.
   • Final Jokes: End on a comedic note, maintaining the episode's light-hearted and humorous spirit.

Notable Quotes:

• Chris Distefano (05:07): "It started in New York, June 1969, and the Stonewall uprising."
• Yannis Pappas (01:36): "We want to cherish it."
• Chris Distefano (33:30): "We've talked about this before. You do feel your dream scenario because you have a wife, a beautiful family... but that's not your type."

Conclusion: "Born This Way: The History of Pride" offers a unique blend of comedy and education, presenting the origins and evolution of Pride Month through the humorous lens of Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas. While the episode employs satire and edgy humor to engage the audience, it also underscores the importance of celebrating LGBTQ+ identities and recognizing the historical struggles faced by the community. Listeners are left both entertained and enlightened about the significance of Pride Month.

Transcript

[Chris DiStefano]

Guys, today's History Hyenas. You're about to see. Yanni and I did a live History Hyenas episode about the history of Be it Gay in the middle of the West Village at the Comedy Cellar. And it was fun and it was wild. And there's a serial killer in the front row.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's what it is.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's what it is, folks.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's Pride Month. Is it too long? I think so.

[Chris DiStefano]

You'll see. Watch the episode and find out. And go to ChrisDComedy.com or Historyainas is back.com to see my dates. And to see my dates, you go to christycomedy.com to see Yanni dates. Where do they go?

[Giannis Pappas]

Giannis pappas. Come comedy.com that's it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Or history.com to see both of our dates. I will be in Atlantic City June 20th and 21st at the Atlantic City Comedy Club. The June 21st show, which is Saturday, it's at 4:30pm in the afternoon and it's going to be funsicles.

[Giannis Pappas]

So tell your grandparents about it. It's a night out for them. I will be in Providence, Tampa, Bakersfield, California, Toronto, Tulsa, Bozeman, Montana and Stanford, Connecticut. Get your tickets.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

What's going on? Happy Pride Month. Yes, yes, yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

Absolutely. Hello.

[Giannis Pappas]

We usually say get the gay out, but this month we want to keep the gay in. We want to cherish it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Cherish it.

[Giannis Pappas]

Hold it in, hold onto it and cherish it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Thank you, guys. And it is Pride Month. That's why I have the glasses on. I don't want to get cum in my eye.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

So walking down here, you just never know. People spray it.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's called a cum windshield.

[Chris DiStefano]

Absolutely. I am Chris DiStefano. This is Giannis Pappas.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes. Thank you for coming. Thank you.

[Chris DiStefano]

We've been calling him Yanni5149 because he likes his women. 51. Testosterone.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's what it is.

[Chris DiStefano]

Just a little. He likes the women to just lean guy. And that's okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. And.

[Chris DiStefano]

And you look good.

[Giannis Pappas]

Thank you.

[Chris DiStefano]

This.

[Giannis Pappas]

The thing is, I don't care how shape I. How in shape I am. I just want to make sure that I look like I can lift a woman. And that's it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

And I think we both look like guys who can lift a woman. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Now let me ask, who out there who listens to the show History Hyenas?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, Pretty much everybody.

[Chris DiStefano]

Anybody out there does. Doesn't know the show at all. Do you know the show at all? Oh, you Do. Do you not know the show at all? You guys don't know the show. Okay, so. And you're right in the front row. So this is going to get weird for you.

[Giannis Pappas]

Which family? Which?

[Chris DiStefano]

These two don't know these two.

[Giannis Pappas]

No, she knows, but he doesn't. Wait, so you dragged him to the show?

[Chris DiStefano]

Wow.

[Giannis Pappas]

Wow. It usually is the guy dragging the girl.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Because he looks like he'd be one of our fans. Because he looks like a garbage man.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, exactly. Looks like these two guys are in the same union right here.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

And this guy looks like he drove in from Pennsylvania after a cross burning ceremony.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Now, cuz, let me just tell you.

[Giannis Pappas]

Just means your wife's got a fucking leaky roof. If she's listening to this and you're not, what are you listening to? Huberman or Pete Helms? What's your deal now?

[Chris DiStefano]

Cuz the thing is you don't know. So what I'm going to do for you is there are going to be some terms that we're going to say and I'm just going to explain to. To you what they are. So like Giannis just said, you have a leaky roof. That means you have a mental health disorder. Okay. That's what leaky roof means. That means you got to screw loose.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

And you kind of are, if I'm going to be honest with you.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

You're a happy kid, but you are kind of just smil. Failing in a general direction. Not making eye contact, it makes me think you're retarded.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

Now I.

[Giannis Pappas]

Which you can say now. Which we can't for four years. You can say retarded.

[Chris DiStefano]

We could say. And I won't. Yes. I want word.

[Giannis Pappas]

God. It got voted into.

[Chris DiStefano]

It got back. RF RFK said you could say that. Now, guys, let me tell this kid.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right here unquestionably, is going to be a serial killer.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

This kid's got a Jeffrey Dahmerfield, I think he brought. Who's that with you? That's your mom. Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

So usually the people that hang out with their mothers into adulthood usually have things in the refrigerator.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

That are usually human.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. Yes, sir. You don't have a leaky roof. You have a full flood in the basement. Okay. Your roof has blown off in a hurricane there.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. You are currently working with State Farm to get that house back. A roof.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. But you look like a nice, nice, nice kid and I like you. And now your mom is just looking the other way.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So that's just what it is.

[Giannis Pappas]

Your mom's saying, please, please stop asking me to hang out.

[Chris DiStefano]

You're 29, ma' am, I'd like tonight, if you can, because you're a very nice lady, but I'd like tonight if, when he goes to bed, if you could just cross my name off the list. Because I know me and Yanni's name might be on there, but we're good people, we got families.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes. Now listen, folks, right here, look at right here. Yeah, this kid came straight from Queens.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

All of them from Queen's Girls here. Yeah, yeah. This kid, oh, he's from Brooklyn. Wow.

[Chris DiStefano]

He's got the Mets hat on though.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's how he kids gets his eyebrows, threaded by the Indians. I know what I'm talking about. Oh, you do it. Oh, you got an in house threader. I like that. That's it. So she's a threater and you're. What do you do for a living? Garbage man. What do you do, huh?

[Chris DiStefano]

You're in the union.

[Giannis Pappas]

Of course you are.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's what you call a union. Tuxedo, right? Black shirt, chain out in a Mets hat. He's big. He's ready to go to a black tie event.

[Chris DiStefano]

Now listen, listen, he. He's gonna. Yeah, yes, he is.

[Giannis Pappas]

He'll show up to a. Like that.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, yeah. Just black tie all day. Yeah. So here's the thing, folks, is today's episode. We're going to be talking, because it is Pride month, we're going to be talking about the. Just the history of being gay. So, yeah, that's what it is. And it's got a long, long history. But, you know, we just want to also make sure that everyone knows, and again, we'll explain this stuff to you is that we are on the beam today. We are on the beam and in the program now. Being on the beam is staying within God's love, light and warmth. You are on the beam. Okay. The moment that you forget that you are not within God's love, light and warmth, you are off the beam.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. And in the program is being sexually rehabilitated. Okay. So you are in the program on the beam. Nobody understands.

[Giannis Pappas]

No. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

And there's someone we want to give a shout out to. His name is Glenn Grenwald. He is off the beam this week.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. So if you don't know Glenn Greenwald, his videos are just going viral actually today and yesterday. Yeah, there's videos of him. He's a journalist and he was just. Videos were just released of him licking A man's feet in a miniskirt.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

So. And then also sucking spit up off the floor.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

So we would say he's off the beam.

[Giannis Pappas]

He's off the beam.

[Chris DiStefano]

We would say he's off the beam. Needs to be in the program. And also happy pride because he's just licking guys toes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes, he likes it. So the guy was spitting a loogie on the floor and then he was licking it up. And so if you see Glenn Grenwald out there somewhere, just like spit on the floor, like, toss him a doggy treat, see if he picks it. Yeah. You know?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's what you want to do. I just want to say there's three fucking pieces sitting over here.

[Chris DiStefano]

For Rome.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. It's a forum situation.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's it. That's the 4 Rome table in the program. For Rome. So what that means is for Rome, that means if this was, you know, if it was a thousand years ago and this world was being led by Rome like a Caesar, we would just take these girls as our possessions.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, that's.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes, that's how hot they are. If they. We would just take them away from their families. They're too beautiful. But instead, because we live in a civilized society, we can't do that. We just hire this kid to get him.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So that's what it is. And then he brings them to us.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes, yes. These three guys would be the guards that would guard. Guard the harem. And then we'd take this kid's nuts out and he would watch the unit as well.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, he'd be the eunuch.

[Giannis Pappas]

Sorry to say that in front of his mom, but I would be servicing. He would be servicing us as a eunuch. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

And I just am a little worried that he's going to want to leave the show now because we said the episodes about being gay, so he might be like, nah, I don't do that. The only time you could ever stay gay around me is when it's Pride Night at Citi Field.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

And then I go. Because I like to get the rainbow colored bats. I love Juan Soto.

[Giannis Pappas]

Get this fucking Biden era comedy out of my fucking face. Get it out of here now. My dog was a cop. My grandfather's a garbage worker. My. Yeah, my uncle works for the city.

[Chris DiStefano]

Now it's gonna get gay. So because Giannis and I, we were gonna do something else. We're gonna do the Battle of Brooklyn about the Revolutionary War for the seventh.

[Giannis Pappas]

But let me just ask you again, that's the time you've Asked us if we could do the Battle of Brooklyn.

[Chris DiStefano]

Because I just love the Revolutionary War. I just. I just want to be a patriot. Now we're going to talk about. About 1969, which is a fun year. That the first ever gay pride parade was the fun year.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Well, it didn't start out fun. It was a little bit. It wasn't fun. Started out at Stonewall. Not Stonewall Jackson, but a little gay club called Stonewall.

[Chris DiStefano]

Which is right around here.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, right around here.

[Chris DiStefano]

Which is right around here. Which some of the guys tonight will make believe they've never been to.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

They're gonna walk past their girls, be like, oh, this place looks interesting.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

And then someone's like, hey, Matt.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes. And that's part of what we want to do tonight is want to look around the room and guess some of your Internet histories.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Based on what you look like.

[Chris DiStefano]

Except him, because that is just the problem. The thing is, with him, we don't have to guess it. The FBI is already. So the FBI has it.

[Giannis Pappas]

He's on the dark web.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. I like this kid a lot.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Now, are you a fan? And you brought your mom in.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

So, ma' am, I just want to apologize for what your son's been listening to.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. Because this podcast is worse than any of the porn he gets.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So.

[Giannis Pappas]

What made you think it was a good idea to bring your mom to this particular show?

[Chris DiStefano]

She legally has to accompany him everywhere. That's what it is. It wasn't a decision. It's what we call a court order. So. So that's just what that one is.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. I think that's. I think that's an accurate assessment for sure now.

[Chris DiStefano]

Because you were getting hot. We were. So what we did. What we did today is before we came here, we went into. We went and had some coffee from a Yemeni. Many coffee shop.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Many coffee. Amazing coffee.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Let me tell you something. Their coffee is fantastic. The enemy makes some good coffee.

[Giannis Pappas]

They do. And they do.

[Chris DiStefano]

I just. We. We call it. They call it their. Whatever name, but we call it Enemy Territory Coffee.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Joking around. Just joke. I'm joking around. It's just a kidding. That was just a kid. I'm just kidd around Gaza.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So absolutely. Whatever we're supposed to say. Happy Pride Month.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So. But this is going to be an.

[Giannis Pappas]

Interesting time of month with the pride parades and then Gaza, Israel protests.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's like, what show do you guys want to see?

[Chris DiStefano]

It's going to be tough, but we Were talking about Yanni and we're talking about. Because it's just, we just find. It's just interesting that, you know, like veterans on Memorial Day, they get a day, but the gays get a muck.

[Giannis Pappas]

Get a month.

[Chris DiStefano]

And so we were just trying to look into how that happened and how that all transpired.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. How did it happen? It's. It's a long time. Yeah, 30. Jesus gets one day.

[Chris DiStefano]

Jesus's birthday is one day.

[Giannis Pappas]

He gets one day. So you get resurrected. He's got one day. Yeah, he's got 30 days.

[Chris DiStefano]

Which, by the way. And they get a good month. They get a really. I mean, this is like a fun, fun, fun month.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Because I think that they said we need to pick a month where we can just be naked at the parade.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

And we, I have a friend who's a cop. We call him Chris the Worm. He was a cop and he would always be stationed at the gay pride parade. And then we found out after he retired that he was actually never stationed there. He just would go and he just would go and make believe he was working. But he was really just dressed up like a cop for that day. And his wife and family never knew that until now.

[Giannis Pappas]

So there's certain neighborhoods this month. What? You'll just see Jack. Thank you. Yeah, I know I look good. Do I look Jack?

[Chris DiStefano]

And I like. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Are my tits facing forward or. They look like they're in a disagreement with me. No.

[Chris DiStefano]

A little bit. I told you. Because what you need to do is bring the eyes further apart and the tits.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. And then.

[Chris DiStefano]

But I like. You got a nice little trick. What you do is you do a push up.

[Giannis Pappas]

I push the push up.

[Chris DiStefano]

And I like that. Smart.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

And you just got. And just got it. And that's what, that's what Greek women like that. See that little. See, they go like. Like that.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, like I want to see that. Yeah, yeah. They don't like a guy who looks too in shape.

[Chris DiStefano]

No, you look.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's gay, right?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

I'm too in shape. That's gay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. And why don't you show them how you rev up your engines?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, so what I like to do.

[Giannis Pappas]

Is he likes to just. Yeah, he thinks that he can do.

[Chris DiStefano]

Start that.

[Giannis Pappas]

The thing is you think you could do one at a time, but you're just not strong enough to make it happen.

[Chris DiStefano]

I can't do it. They're almost there, but they're really not. Yeah, sorry.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, so it is. So it is gay pride. That is it is the month where, if you go to certain neighborhoods, you will see people removing the Ukrainian flag and replacing it with the rainbow flag.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's what it is. Not in his neighborhood.

[Giannis Pappas]

No, that's all his neighborhood. No.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

No, in his neighborhood, it's red, white, and blue.

[Chris DiStefano]

So what we've done through our research, though, is we found out that being gay, it's not a new thing.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's been around since Mesopotamia.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's been around when this kid was born. It happened from then till now.

[Chris DiStefano]

Who? Where? Who? Which kid?

[Giannis Pappas]

Gay kid right here.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, you get.

[Giannis Pappas]

Is he gay?

[Chris DiStefano]

Anybody gay here?

[Giannis Pappas]

Somebody's gonna tell your face and outfit that then.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, you do look like a male figure skater.

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, gosh.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right? A little bit.

[Giannis Pappas]

You look like gymnast who's retired, who doesn't take the steroids anymore.

[Chris DiStefano]

9.7.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. You look like a Russian gymnast or ballet instructor. What's your name?

[Chris DiStefano]

Austin.

[Giannis Pappas]

Austin.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, a little state capital.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Wait, because we had some nice, fun research that we were supposed to print out, but this is the history his live show. So we're just. We're little franks and beans.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's not called research. It's called chat. Gbt.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Franks and beans. Franks and beans means we're stupid. We're just being a little stupid and silly. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

I don't think you got to explain the show to two people the whole time.

[Chris DiStefano]

Well, I just thought it was fun for him because I don't know that. I don't even know. He doesn't look like he even speaks.

[Giannis Pappas]

He looks like he's on this.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Eye contact wise, he looks like he's on the spectrum. One, two, or three, you know?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

He might do one of these any moment, you know?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

What? It's autistic. That's autism, right? It's just autism. Autism.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's autism. My psychologist said I'm level two.

[Chris DiStefano]

All right, all right, folks, here's how it started. Here's how it started. So it started in New York, June 1969, and the Stonewall uprising. You remember, police raided the Stonewall, in which was a gay bar in Greenwich Village. I know you don't know nothing about that. So these raids were happening in the lgb, Q plus, you know, whatever the new one is. LGBTQ code community, which was tired of harassment and oppressed. You could just scan a gay. And they led by trans woman of color, Marsha P. Johnson. We did a whole episode on Marsha P. Johnson.

[Giannis Pappas]

We did.

[Chris DiStefano]

And then we forgot that we did it. And we did a second one.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's what we did.

[Chris DiStefano]

So that's how our podcast goes. You'll sometimes you'll see doubles and you'll say they re uploading and it's. No, we just forgot. We did.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, we did it twice.

[Chris DiStefano]

The first Pride March, June 28, 1970. Where were you? You weren't born yet. Okay. You were swimming in your dad's gay balls. Organized activists organized on Christopher Street.

[Giannis Pappas]

Christopher Street.

[Chris DiStefano]

Christopher Street. Which is, by the way, my name. Christopher Paul DiStefano. Christopher. It's, you know, the gayest street in the city. Paul, in the year I was born, 1984, was the number one men amongst openly gay men.

[Giannis Pappas]

Was the number one name.

[Chris DiStefano]

Paul.

[Giannis Pappas]

Paul.

[Chris DiStefano]

Paul.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

And that's what my mom named me. Christopher Paul.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. It's not as gay a name as Peter. What do you think the gayest names are? Peter?

[Chris DiStefano]

What do I think the gayest names are?

[Giannis Pappas]

Sebastian.

[Chris DiStefano]

Sebastian is gay.

[Giannis Pappas]

For Mateo.

[Chris DiStefano]

Any guy with the full. Any guy who goes with a full first name.

[Giannis Pappas]

Samuel.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. If you're going with the full. Like, they wouldn't go with a shortened name. Like, it's not Pete, it's Peter.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, right, right.

[Chris DiStefano]

Stephen. Christopher.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's not Chris street, it's Christopher.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right?

[Chris DiStefano]

So I know when my mom yells me, she goes, christopher.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

She only does that when she catches me with a guy. Here's. Here's a fun fact. In 1999, President Bill Clinton delivered June as Gay and Lesbian Pride Month. Did you know that?

[Giannis Pappas]

So Bill Clinton is the one that turned it into a month. That's where it started. He codified it. He was like, you know what? We're going to do a month.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

There's tons of parades. You know, I'm all for gay rights. My brother's gay. You know, I'm gay. Ish. I'm fine.

[Chris DiStefano]

You're close.

[Giannis Pappas]

If I want to be able to teach my daughter about gay rights and stuff, stuff, the gays got to do, like a family friendly show. So, you know, just one parade at 3pm everyone's got their clothes on. That's all I'm asking.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

You can't see any ass cheeks until the 9pm show.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

And that's for.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's the show I'll be at.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's my recommend. Yeah, that's.

[Chris DiStefano]

I like, just.

[Giannis Pappas]

Don't you think they should do it?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, I think that I like that idea. I like an early family friendly show you take the kids to, and then the night, and then we send the kids with the nanny. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

And then.

[Chris DiStefano]

And also the wife. With the nanny. And then I'll just go to the night show.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Because I like to do a little thing called perusing. Yeah, I like to peruse. And it's little thing we call in the program intrigue. Yeah. So. So why does this matter? Pride Month is both a celebration of identity and love and a reminder of the struggles of the LGBTQ R Code community has faced and continues to face in the fight for equality. So that's the thing. That's what the parade's really about. It's about. It's not just, you know, being in the streets, just being. And, you know, being gay and want to have sex in the streets. It's. They want to celebrate, you know, that all they've overcome.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right, right, right.

[Chris DiStefano]

So I need you to get that there and support.

[Giannis Pappas]

I am homophobe full support. Are there any gay people here tonight? There we go.

[Chris DiStefano]

Gay man or gay woman?

[Giannis Pappas]

Man. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Nice, dude. Nice.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's a top. Yes, that is a top. Now because whenever a guy's voice sounds like it, I could ask him about the NBA playoffs. That's a top.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. That might be in the wnba.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. So that could be Britney Griner.

[Chris DiStefano]

How old. How old are you? 50. Oh, 50. Okay. So that's. So you're right. So you're. You're a let. You're a day one gay. You're a old. You're an OSG and old school gay. Moses. You. Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

You dated Moses. Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

You dated Moses. You stuck a commandment up your ass.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So that's what I like. So what I like about that is because what the interesting fact that we learned. Learned.

[Giannis Pappas]

Don't touch me. It's turning me on.

[Chris DiStefano]

Sorry. Don't.

[Giannis Pappas]

So not this month. Keep your hands off me.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. So we learned that the generation Z. Right? This generation. What was that fact? That was mind blowing. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

So this is interesting, and we want you guys to help us understand this. Gen Z. Are you guys Gen Z? Gen z.

[Chris DiStefano]

What is 8? What is gen Z?

[Giannis Pappas]

Age?

[Chris DiStefano]

Do you know?

[Giannis Pappas]

It's like 20. The 20s. People in their 20s. You're. And how old are you? What? You look young. Do not go to. Yeah, you should. That Krystalia. That's the solution. Yes. I'm just saying it's a solution.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

She looks young, but she's old.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. What?

[Giannis Pappas]

It's a solution. Not actually doing anything wrong. But he thinks he is.

[Chris DiStefano]

They really are. They're almost too. Like. They're beautiful. I want to kill Myself. They're too hot.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. You.

[Chris DiStefano]

I can't even look at you because.

[Giannis Pappas]

So Millennials. So this is the thing, right? So it starts out that the gay population is about 3% of the population. That was just him. You know, he probably had a fake wife and family, right?

[Chris DiStefano]

Did you. Did you pull some fakes? Did you have a fake wife, fake family? Yeah. You've been gay for. When did you fully come out of the closet? 14. At 14 years old.

[Giannis Pappas]

Wow.

[Chris DiStefano]

Congratulations. All right, well, his generation was that. What year was that? Quick man. Yes. 89. 89. Nice. So you saw the challenger explode. You said, I'm gay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

You were like, that's like my sexuality.

[Giannis Pappas]

You're a Village People. Gay Village People. That was your generation.

[Chris DiStefano]

So. So, Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

I like that.

[Chris DiStefano]

Love her.

[Giannis Pappas]

Madonna big, right? Madonna big. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So now. So. So what?

[Giannis Pappas]

Somebody says it. It's like Simon says, for me, I have to do it.

[Chris DiStefano]

So when he was gay, it was. It was. We said 3%.

[Giannis Pappas]

3%. 3%. 3%. 3%. Which obviously means probably a lot of people were hiding it with their fake families and stuff like that. Then it shoots up to 9%. Right now we're up to 9.

[Chris DiStefano]

Come in threes.

[Giannis Pappas]

She. Well, they're three dollar bills, so.

[Chris DiStefano]

So three dollar bill. So it's 3, 3, 3, 9. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

And now he has not left once.

[Chris DiStefano]

His kid doesn't want to be here.

[Giannis Pappas]

No, he does not want to be here.

[Chris DiStefano]

Doesn't want to be here.

[Giannis Pappas]

No, he doesn't want to be here.

[Chris DiStefano]

You're off the beam because remember, stay in God's warmth and love. Yeah, go ahead.

[Giannis Pappas]

So then Millennials, it shoots up till, I think, 15%. Now we got Gen Z, where 27% of Gen Z identifies as LGTBQ. Now, my question is, so this guy and his family are correct. You can catch gay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Well, here's the thing.

[Giannis Pappas]

I mean, because I know at your dinner table, your dad's like. It's like fucking Covid. You go there, don't make eye contact. You go to the city, fucking don't look him in the eyes. You fucking turn gay. I'm telling you, I seen it happen. I seen it happen to my. See, he was playing football. Next thing you know, he's fucking dancing around with Britney Spears fucking things around his head.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

You can catch the fucking catch.

[Chris DiStefano]

Next thing you know, he votes for Joe Biden.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's what happened. The guy's all Democratic.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. It's a Democrat.

[Giannis Pappas]

Is it something you could catch if the numbers are going up or people Just more open about it.

[Chris DiStefano]

I don't. Listen, I don't think you can catch it. I don't think you can catch it. Although I do always have an N95 around my asshole. But I. I would say so. But what was interesting on that stat? Cause they skew the math here. What was interesting is a high percentage of that 20something percent of Gen Z were women identifying as bisexual. And our thing is, isn' Girl. Doesn't every girl have a bisexual experience? Clap your hands if you're a woman who's never had a bisexual experience.

[Giannis Pappas]

Or let me put it this way. I just want to know from you three girls, if I could just talk to you three for a second and we could just kind of get to the bottom of what you guys masturbate to, that would be.

[Chris DiStefano]

Or maybe just because this is a. It's. This is for the show. Obviously it's for the show. Maybe you girls could all just make out.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, that would just. Can we do a little show and tell? Just.

[Chris DiStefano]

Just because we want to show him. He's here with his mom. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's here with this.

[Giannis Pappas]

You're.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, it's very sex. It's very sexist. So sorry.

[Giannis Pappas]

So do. Are all girls, like, a little bisexual? Do you guys masturbate all to lesbian porn?

[Chris DiStefano]

Well, we do.

[Giannis Pappas]

She does. And she's not scared to say it.

[Chris DiStefano]

I like her. She's not.

[Giannis Pappas]

Did you know that about your girl? Yeah, he knows this.

[Chris DiStefano]

Are you kidding me?

[Giannis Pappas]

Dude, look at this guy. That's, that's the thing, guys. We don't really.

[Chris DiStefano]

This guy looks like he sells random out of his trunk. Right. Doesn't he look like that?

[Giannis Pappas]

This guy?

[Chris DiStefano]

What do you sell out of the. Out of your trunk?

[Giannis Pappas]

He looks like Andrew T's Romanian lawyer. You're definitely a miscellaneous white. Right? Like Lithuania, Romania, something. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

What are you. Oh, what kind of white are you though?

[Giannis Pappas]

Bulgarian.

[Chris DiStefano]

Czechoslovakia. Yeah, we know it. Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

And that you put everything.

[Chris DiStefano]

You're my daughter from the future.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes, that's my daughter. Italian. Puerto Rican.

[Giannis Pappas]

Wow.

[Chris DiStefano]

Nice.

[Giannis Pappas]

Was your dad Italian?

[Chris DiStefano]

Wow.

[Giannis Pappas]

So he. That you can do. But if the. If the woman is Italian and then she dates a Puerto Rican guy.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

How does the Italian family handle that?

[Chris DiStefano]

Well. Oh, you mean. Oh, because it arrived.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right, Right.

[Chris DiStefano]

So usually what happens in that situation is the Puerto Rican father dies in a car accident.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's what happens.

[Chris DiStefano]

And that's just.

[Giannis Pappas]

No, I'm kidding because I just came from the bathroom and I used Mando's acidified body Wash. It's bourbon leather. I smell like a man.

[Chris DiStefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

And I love it. Makes you smell like a man and it makes you do things. And what do men do? They do. Yeah, yeah. Man do.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Because we do. You're not a man unless you're doing.

[Chris DiStefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris DiStefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris DiStefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

And that's what it's about. If you like to have fun.

[Chris DiStefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris DiStefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris DiStefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris DiStefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

Go have fun.

[Chris DiStefano]

Fun, fun. So, but what's it. That's. So that was interesting to me. Yeah. About the stats. Because it's like, I just think it's different record keeping right now. It's like not. People are not any more gay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right.

[Chris DiStefano]

I think people are not as afraid to come out of the closet. Which is a good thing. Which is a good thing.

[Giannis Pappas]

Thing.

[Chris DiStefano]

And then also. And then you're close and, and so, and I think that, you know, they're taking into consideration these girls who are just doing a little bit because I think they call it bisexual. I say the girls are just going to college.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's it.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's all it's happened.

[Giannis Pappas]

They're just dormant. You can't really consider that you can't identify as gay. If you're a bisexual woman. You should identify as smoking fucking hot. That should be.

[Chris DiStefano]

Because I'll say this, I'll say this, this, that a girl, typically women will go back and forth. They'll have, you know, you can have a gay experience as a woman and then just go on and have a full family. Yeah. Be fully, fully married to a man or whatever. But if a guy has a gay experience, you usually really can't come back. You just got to stay gay. You could try to come back and have a family, but as I can tell you, it doesn't work. So yeah, that's I'm living proof it's not working. I met a guy in Houston and blacked out.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes. That was the one time. Yeah. You know, having a lesbian experience for a woman is just like getting Indian food one night of the week, and then you just go back. And if for a guy, being gay is like having Indian food and then you become Indian.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Then you're just Indian from then point on. You got to open a bodega, drive a cabin, never use deodorant ever again in your entire life. This is Trump era. Okay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. All right, now let's get. Get. We also do our research because we're very open here. We're so happy to do this on Pride Night. That's what we did. We want to be the first show out of the gate on Pride Night. So no one's gayer than us. So we came out here, and we want to do that, but we. Then we found some countries that are not okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

And here's the fun part.

[Chris DiStefano]

Being gay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Here's the fun part.

[Chris DiStefano]

Tell us.

[Giannis Pappas]

We want you guys to guess who is on the list.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Which countries do you think it's not okay to be guessing? Gay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Iraq. Iraq.

[Giannis Pappas]

Iraq.

[Chris DiStefano]

Iraq. Pakistan is one.

[Giannis Pappas]

Afghanistan. I'm seeing pattern develop. I don't need to notice. I'm seeing a pattern so far.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. Syria.

[Giannis Pappas]

I'm seeing a pattern.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Somebody said Brooklyn.

[Chris DiStefano]

Brooklyn.

[Giannis Pappas]

Did you say Brooklyn?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. So.

[Giannis Pappas]

Not in my fucking neighborhood.

[Chris DiStefano]

Some of these countries. And here's the thing. I want to give a shout out to some nations that have tried it. Like in 2015, Turkey had a Pride Night, and it was celebrated publicly in Istanbul, but then immediately canceled a day later, authorities citing public safety as a concern. So that just means the gay guys got out there and started spraying everything down with gum. And the Turkish people said, okay, we can't have that.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, that's it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Poland is an interesting one. Poland.

[Giannis Pappas]

Poland.

[Chris DiStefano]

So you guys Polish? Yeah. You little.

[Giannis Pappas]

You.

[Chris DiStefano]

Some towns have declared an LGBT Free Zone. So you can't. You can have Pride events, but it's got to. You can't do it in every town.

[Giannis Pappas]

So let me ask you a question. If you have a zone, right, And I'm you in the ass, but I'm on this side of the line and you're over there.

[Chris DiStefano]

You know what we call?

[Giannis Pappas]

You get arrested, and I don't.

[Chris DiStefano]

You know what we call that?

[Giannis Pappas]

What?

[Chris DiStefano]

A loophole.

[Giannis Pappas]

We call it.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's a loophole.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's a loophole.

[Chris DiStefano]

So that's the Polish loophole issue. If you're going to have sex, you have to have two hands down in an LGBT free zone.

[Giannis Pappas]

But that's funny, though. Like, if you're jerking. If two guys are jerking each other off and the cops come and then you start running.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

If you get in the zone, you're good.

[Chris DiStefano]

You have to go like, this can't get me. You go like, totally safe.

[Giannis Pappas]

And then you just tease them like.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, here's some country. Chechnya is also another country where it's risky.

[Giannis Pappas]

I'm surprised by Chechti.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. Now here's an interesting one. Thailand.

[Giannis Pappas]

Thailand.

[Chris DiStefano]

They're the first same. They have the first same sex weddings ever in Southeast Asia. The country held its first legal same sex wedding with over 200 couples participating, participating in ceremonies all over the country. Which is interesting because Thailand, you know, we only go there for one reason. One reason. And it's. Yeah. And it's not the food, but it is to eat.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

And those are Thai, honey. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

You just want a woman with a horniness antenna. Now, that's it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Because, Giannis, we've talked about this. We've talked about this before. You do feel your. Your dream scenario because you have a wife, a beautiful family, but you didn't marry your. Your wife is beautiful and all that, but that's not your type. Your type is a woman with a penis.

[Giannis Pappas]

I want this guy in a wig.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's what it is. Yes, that's what it is. And that's just what you like.

[Giannis Pappas]

I just want to go in there and he puts a wig on and I just go, all right, I'm fooled.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just put on your ice skates.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Just.

[Giannis Pappas]

All right, I'm fooled.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Now, yeah. Greece, also your home country, legalized only legalized same sex marriage last year, cuz. February 15th, 2024.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

I mean, yeah. So I know it was interesting because February 15, 20, 20. 24, and then February 16, you coincidentally were in Greece.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's right. But it is a little like. That's ironic that we kind of invented it. Right. We popularized it. Lesbians are named after the island Lesbos.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Gays. That's the truth.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's a truth ber. Ginsburg.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. And gays are named after, like, gay land or whatever. Like, don't you think there should be a gay land? Shouldn't there be a country that's full blown gay? Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's called the West Village of Manhattan Village.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. It's where we are.

[Giannis Pappas]

But an actual country country. Because it also would just be like so in the moment. Because, you know, it wouldn't last. It would just be one generation and then it's over.

[Chris DiStefano]

And then.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, because nobody reproduced. You go there, you get on gay airlines and just, you know, dudes, what happens in gay land stays in gay land. It doesn't count. You a guy in gay land. I was in Galen. It's like. It's like being in Vegas.

[Chris DiStefano]

I just read actually, an interesting theory about the dinosaurs. Got how they went extinct. That the meteor didn't kill them directly. That what happened was, is that it killed mostly the males. The males were. And then it was mostly female dinosaurs. And then they couldn't procreate. And that's how they slowly died off because it was just. Because the dinosaurs, they were scissoring left and right. But that doesn't make more dinosaurs because.

[Giannis Pappas]

Is this another one of those history lessons you got from Debo?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Yes, that is.

[Giannis Pappas]

Is that a group chat? His three lessons?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. By the way, speaking of, if you.

[Giannis Pappas]

Know Debo, he's here, you may not be able to see him, but if you look close to the floor, you might find him.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Deo the squeak is here. Some of you who've been listening for a long time.

[Chris DiStefano]

If you've been listening from the beginning. One of the guys we used to have on the show all the time, especially during the pandemic, was my friend from home, James De Bernardo. We call him Debo. Jfk. Jfk, right. He's a squeak. And we used to have him, which means a short person. And we used to have him come on and give us his daily squeak of the week. So we would have him come on and give a squeak of the week. And should we have him come up here?

[Giannis Pappas]

Let's have him come up here. Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

And I want him to tell us. Us who his squeak of the week is.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

Can we get a high chair? We got a booster seat. Where is this kid?

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, he. Oh, no. I. I thought he was here, but it was just.

[Chris DiStefano]

Is he not coming up? Maybe he doesn't want to come up.

[Giannis Pappas]

Debo. Debo. Debo. Debo. Debo.

[Chris DiStefano]

Finish your chicken fingers and get up.

[Giannis Pappas]

Come up here.

[Chris DiStefano]

He's going the wrong way. Now, ladies, here it is. He is single. No, he works for JetBlue.

[Giannis Pappas]

He's a pilot.

[Chris DiStefano]

He's a pilot for JetBlue Blue. Okay. Can fly you anywhere you want to go?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

You want to get. There he is. Give it up for James. Come on, get him up. All right. Welcome, Debo. Now let's Go. Who's your squeak of the week this week? I forgot his name already. You forgot his name? Ed Gale. Who's Ed Gale? Everybody knows him. But they don't know him, though. Wow. So who. Oh, this is a mystery squeak of the week guy who's playing Chucky and Howard the Duck. Chucky and Howard the. You knew? Did he die? He died. He's dead. Yeah, you would know that. Where were you the night of his murder? Now. Okay, so that's your squeak of the week. How tall was he? Do we know? He's definitely shorter than me. Shorter than me. And how tall are you?

[Giannis Pappas]

Six?

[Chris DiStefano]

Two. Yeah. Now you're a pilot for JetBlue. So with everything going on. With everything going on, you know, how are the skies? Friendly? How. How's everything going? Apparently, there is going to be fires that are coming to New York from the.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Interesting. Is it safe to fly?

[Giannis Pappas]

No.

[Chris DiStefano]

All complaints grounded. Yeah. Now, ladies, are any of you single?

[Giannis Pappas]

He's a. He's a pilot.

[Chris DiStefano]

You are. You are. Here's a pilot. He's a pilot.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. He's a pilot.

[Chris DiStefano]

Seriously, He's a pilot. He fly through anything, doesn't he?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, yo. W. So you don't go international? Yes. Yes, he does.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes, he does.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes, he. He does.

[Giannis Pappas]

He could. Yeah. Why don't you. Why don't you tell them a little bit about the. The flying technology, how it works? Like, how does that work?

[Chris DiStefano]

We fly through anything.

[Giannis Pappas]

You can fly through anything.

[Chris DiStefano]

You can fly through anything. He can fly right into your vagina. Yeah. Yeah. Is that an open Runway? Yeah. Yeah, he's got an open. Yeah, so maybe. Maybe after. You know my type. Anyway.

[Giannis Pappas]

I'm gay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, Hon. If you want to. Give you a little torque. Queens, if you want. Right? Yeah, that's it. Go international real quick. Yeah. All right. Well, that's a good squeak of the week. Howard the Duck and. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

So the guy's dead. So the guy died. The guy played Chucky.

[Chris DiStefano]

He's.

[Giannis Pappas]

He. He passed away. So they buried him in a book of matches.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. Yeah. And now he's dead.

[Giannis Pappas]

Now he's gone.

[Chris DiStefano]

You enjoying the show so far? Yeah. It's bright up here. I know. This is what you see. See the conditions we have to deal with. This is real. This is bad. This is real work. This is crazy. We're going to the. Deebo and I are going to the Mets game. We're gonna go see the Mets in Denver this weekend. Yeah. Yes. Debo's flying us there. People's flying us here. And it's. It's pro. And it's also pro. Oh, yes. And it also, coincidentally, it's Pride Night, the game we're going to. Yes. So. And that. And that's a coincidence. Yeah. I booked my show there last year the moment I found out. No, you booked it last week when you found out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's going to be. Be fun. We're gonna have a good time. Yeah. And maybe we'll be able. Maybe we'll bring some. Some girls. You guys want to come? Free flights. Yeah, free flights. Whoa, the Mets. Hey, do you want to get hit, lady? They're out. You're gonna have the first domestic dispute. Let's go, baby. Yeah. All right.

[Giannis Pappas]

In Queens, when you get hit for the first time, that's kind of like a Queen's Bar mitzvah, right? That's. Yeah, it's like a girl's Bat mitzvah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Yeah, that's what it is.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

He gets. But it's all good. All right.

[Giannis Pappas]

So when she becomes a woman.

[Chris DiStefano]

So when she becomes a woman.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Am I getting paid for this? Huh? Am I getting paid for this? You getting paid for that?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. What do you want?

[Giannis Pappas]

I don't know.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. God. 20 bucks. Times are hard. Yeah, I'll give you all. Whatever. The chicken fingers and applesauce you're eating are free. And the glass of milk. We're not getting paid for this. Oh, really? No, no. Cuz we. We have been unemployed since you guys went on hiatus. We did for four years. We did since we. Four years. Because we said, if Trump's not the president, we're not doing the podcast. So that's what happened.

[Giannis Pappas]

All right, give it up for James Debo, everybody. Thank you. All right.

[Chris DiStefano]

Thank you, Debo. I'll see you later. Get him down. Have fun getting down. Oh, wow, look at that. That's what it is.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Now, listen, guys. It wouldn't be now. Now, are you Italian.

[Giannis Pappas]

And you speak Italian? Oh, my God. Oh, let me just take my wedding ring off real quick.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

There's a guy who flew here from Greece. Where are you?

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, there he is. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Did you really fly here just for this show?

[Chris DiStefano]

From Greece.

[Giannis Pappas]

Greece. Wow. You got a full blown leak in your roof to come. Yes, but we appreciate that. Thank you very much. It is what it is. Another Greek over here.

[Chris DiStefano]

Jesus Christ. I didn't know I was in a diner, so. All right, here we go.

[Giannis Pappas]

I can't believe he's the one with his mom. And you go. You guys didn't come with your moms.

[Chris DiStefano]

So here's the thing. For me, this wouldn't be a history, this wouldn't be an episode about, you know, being gay and homosexuality if I didn't mention and talk to you guys a little bit about the gay Nazi. So the gay Nazi Ernest from was a World War II veteran. He fought for the Nazis. And he was in the essay which was, you know, Hitler's fighting force and also known as the Brown Shirts, and he was openly gay. So this guy was an openly gay Nazi, which was pretty rare in 1930s Germany, but Hitler just allowed it. So Hitler, he was just kind of okay with having a gay bestie.

[Giannis Pappas]

This guy's very interesting. I don't know if anyone. Has anyone heard about this guy? So.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, there was heard about him. What do you know about him? You've seen a documentary about the gang Nazis?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. So there was one guy, so he was like.

[Chris DiStefano]

She's like, I kind of felt he kind of looked like him. So I was like, so okay, so.

[Giannis Pappas]

This guy was openly gay, right? And he was a Nazi. And Hitler loved him because he was such an evil dude and he appreciated his evil skills. So they allowed it. They just allowed it. And he wasn't like, gay, you know, like, in his privacy, he was like full blown, fully charged. He was fully confirmed. He would go to. He would go to leather bars and he would walk around with his dick out like he was. He was gay Pride Brad float gay. But then he would put on his, like, uniform and then, like, you know, kill Jews. It was very weird.

[Chris DiStefano]

So what happened though was is he was gay and he was. He was having fun being gay, you know, killing Jews, whatever he was doing. And that's just what they did. And so, and so he. What happened though was, is Hitler was allowing it all. But then Ernest Rome, he basically was starting to spread rumors about Hitler saying that Hitler was gay. And also he was saying that he wanted to take over Hitler and that he thought he could do a better job running the country because gays know how to spruce it up.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

So I think he thought Germany was like, looked a little, like, gross. So he was like, I can just really, like even like just something to these ovens, just make them a little nicer.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

And so Hitler did. Didn't like that. Yeah, so Hitler didn't like that. So there was a night called the night of the Long Knives where Hitler just started killing everybody. And Hitler, under pressure from the German or the Greeks just suit, now you got the Greek going. And now he's just talking the Greek. You. What you did is you put a hole in. Even bigger hole in the roof of the Greek. Yes. Because now I just hear the Greek talking, and it sounds like a fucking sheep.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

So Hitler, what he did was throw Night of the Long Knives. He ordered a massive purge of all his leadership, including our boy, Ernest Rome. And he said that he gave all the leaders an option because he respected them. He said, we'll get. I'll give you a gun and you can blow your head off. And Ernest Rome didn't want to do that. And when they walked into the room, Ernest Rome was just blowing the gun. So he just kept. He couldn't. He just. He just had it down there, was just gagging on it. And so I made that point up. So. And so instead of executing him, he actually was shot in the head, both sides of the head, by two SS officers that some people think he actually was in a romantic relationship with. So that he was undercover, banging out some other officers, and they're the ones that killed him, which usually get killed by your lover.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. He was kind of like a LGTBQ hero, but you can't really celebrate him because of his other hobby. He had another hobby that wasn't great.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

So it's like. But he was very defiant and courageous. Like, they. They said, you can kill yourself. And he was defined. He's like, I'm not killing myself. I'm standing up for my gay people. And they were like, look, you. We're going to kill you. And he was like, but I'm gay. Gay pride. And then the gays were like, should we put him in the book? And then someone was like, there was something else. You know, like, it just. He's, you know, he's a gay hero from, like, certain hours of the day. And then the rest of his day was full.

[Chris DiStefano]

What could he have really done? What could he have really done that was so bad? And then someone's like, he killed 6 million Jews.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, Just a lot of Jews.

[Chris DiStefano]

Is that it?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So they said that Rome, he was known to visit gay bars.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Young male lovers. Fun, fun, fun. And then the Nazis used his death as part of the justification for the purge, saying he was morally corrupt.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right.

[Chris DiStefano]

And that we have to stamp out sexuality.

[Giannis Pappas]

And then they start. They start killing a lot more gays.

[Chris DiStefano]

They killed a lot of gays. But then it's interesting now because Berlin is like a very, very gay German place.

[Giannis Pappas]

And before the Nazis took over, Berlin was a very, very gay place.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

You Could. They even had like trans people in Berlin. They had Berlin. Yeah. They were like the first. There was like a doctor there who was like, doing the first trans surgeries.

[Chris DiStefano]

Really?

[Giannis Pappas]

It's very possible that hit.

[Chris DiStefano]

What's his name? Men.

[Giannis Pappas]

Not that guy.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

He was also doing different stuff.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

He had, you guys know Dr. Mangle. He had a different idea.

[Chris DiStefano]

He had a different idea. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Of medicine.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Mengele.

[Chris DiStefano]

Sorry. Mengele. Sorry. Thank you. From the Greek. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

I like his little Greek voice. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

So. So that, you know, in a. In a nutshell, that's really. Where gay, you know, and it's been like. Like we said before, you know, it's been 5,000 years ago. People, they were writing on the walls of the caves about. About being.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's always been around. Mesopotamia. It's always been around.

[Chris DiStefano]

Sacred band of thieves.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Have you ever banged a guy?

[Chris DiStefano]

No, I haven't.

[Giannis Pappas]

Blown by a guy, huh? Blown.

[Chris DiStefano]

No, no, actually I haven't.

[Giannis Pappas]

Kiss the guy.

[Chris DiStefano]

No, I really. I swear to God I haven't. The only thing I've done is I. I've held hands and I've fallen in love.

[Giannis Pappas]

Now ask me.

[Chris DiStefano]

I had a guy. I've had a few guys sit on my lap and I've read stories to them.

[Giannis Pappas]

I think that's gayer than banging a guy.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's what I'm saying. So I have held hands and I've had a picnic in the park in a bathing suit. I've rolled around in the grass with guys, but I've never. But I, I. But I was. I just called it flag football. I just dropped the L. Yeah. So I. No disrespect. 50. So. I know. But I've never had a gay experience. But I would. Here's how I'll describe it is I've never had a gay experience, but I would say that when accidentally gay porn pops up on pornhub, I just don't exit out as quickly as I used to. So I will eventually get there because, you know. But I haven't exed it out. And I've said this before publicly. I think I'll go the first 50 straight. The last 50 gay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay. Do you. Yeah. I think Pride should be a month where everyone, like, does something a little gay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's a good. That's right.

[Giannis Pappas]

That should. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Because I kissed. Kiss me, I'm Irish.

[Giannis Pappas]

It should be like, there's. Kiss me, I'm Irish. There's. Yeah, there should be some. Like, you celebrate pride month. Month by doing something a Little gay. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

You do. Do like, so, like, for example, like St. Patrick's Day. That day, you'd be Irish.

[Giannis Pappas]

You'd be Irish. Which means you get to blackout drunk.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, yeah. Right, right. You know, Fourth of July, you celebrate American independence. Black History Month. I always run out when magicians are performing. I run out.

[Giannis Pappas]

Exactly, exactly.

[Chris DiStefano]

I always do that in Black History Month because I'm celebrating my people and what they.

[Giannis Pappas]

We get on the train, we start making a lot of noise.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. I dance like that.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

We go into a McDonald's and we hop over the counter. I. I got that one came out of my mouth before I had a chance to stop myself.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Do we have any black fans here? One guy. Okay. Thank God. Sir, you get a free drink on us for Yani's comments.

[Giannis Pappas]

Greek Independence Day. We start arguing with each other.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Different things.

[Chris DiStefano]

Had sex with a lamb.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Italians. Italians. You move back into your ma's house for the day.

[Chris DiStefano]

For the day.

[Giannis Pappas]

For the whole month. Ma.

[Chris DiStefano]

For the M. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

I love my ma.

[Chris DiStefano]

I just love my M. So I like that. Pride Month. Yeah. And for Oktoberfest, the Germans.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. What do the Germans do? Well, yeah. Just start doing a little cleaning.

[Chris DiStefano]

Cleaning.

[Giannis Pappas]

Let me see your papers.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Says here you're going to Switzerland. I don't think so. Hands up, Dr. Jones. So smoke a cigarette with it is a good idea.

[Chris DiStefano]

I never thought of.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

One of the best parts I think of this show of doing this is we have our A Patreon. Do you know what a Patreon is? So what? You know what it is? So a Patreon. If you don't know our Patreon. Patreon.com historyinus we have extra bonus content up there, episodes that only live there. And then when you get the episodes early, we drop all types of stuff there. It's a great thing, but we like to read out the names of the newest Patreon members and we pick a winner for who we think is the funniest name. And we call that person the ppw, the Pseudo Penis of the Week. Because hyenas have pseudo penises. The women give birth out of their penises. Okay, you're getting tingly. So what I want to do now is what we do on the show every week is at the end of the episode, we read the names. But because we have a live audience, we will let you decide who the winner is. Normally, right?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. So. And if some people like to make funny names and if you don't make a Funny name. Then we say you're just going straight to the back. You don't. Yeah. You don't want it. You're just like, straight to the back of a porn video store. You just. You have your head down, you have your hood up. You don't want your co workers to know that you listen to this kind of material. So. Okay. So welcome to the show. Welcome to the Patreon Jake lifestyle. Tristan Lex. Then we have Straight to the Back, but only for the gay stuff.

[Giannis Pappas]

And on the list.

[Chris DiStefano]

Not on the list yet.

[Giannis Pappas]

Drexler. Drexler. Draxler.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. Then we have Adolf the SS Ultimate Frisbee Champ. Last. All right. There's no.

[Giannis Pappas]

I mean, say, oh, it's a walked into one, but put it on the list there. This is democracy tonight.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. Then we got Alex, Pam, Neil Tyson. Walked into one. Walked into one.

[Giannis Pappas]

One.

[Chris DiStefano]

So walked into one is when the fans try and trick me to say something like that. That's not okay. Then we have Fat Fabio. Fat Fabio's funny.

[Giannis Pappas]

Fat Fabio. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Zachary Trube. Vinnie Kasparkic. Then we have Will Mimi's Cherry be released with the JFK files?

[Giannis Pappas]

Will. What?

[Chris DiStefano]

That means Mimi's Cherry.

[Giannis Pappas]

Mimi's Cherry.

[Chris DiStefano]

I don't know what that is.

[Giannis Pappas]

They may get mad at us like they did the Le Roy ceiling Cricket.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

We didn't know what that meant, and the fans got mad.

[Chris DiStefano]

Don't tell them what it means.

[Giannis Pappas]

I would say, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

We have one black guy in the audience.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's not that bad, though.

[Chris DiStefano]

I don't think it's that bad, but you never know. It's Pride Month. Okay, so then we got John Brian, Austin Edmondson. Then we got mover shaker, moneymaker. Kanye west is an aspiring German baker.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, that's a contender in my book. That's a contender. Yeah. You got to kick out the catapult for that one. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

All right.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, it's a walked into one, but it is just too funny.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, it's funny. Then we got Shia Laqu.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's a good one.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's a Drexler.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right? Drexler. Chicken finger. Chicken finger. Chicken finger. It's simple. Good one.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. Nathaniel Goobler. Then we got Mace Windu. Drink Drinks. Cuijon, gin and juice. Chinese kid.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got she. She asked my dick, but it said no.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right, Right.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's Yorgos Garaskakis.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Jacob Strong. Then we got Harvey Weinstein's Grapevine. Okay. Can't do that. Then we got Grant, Grant Francisco. Dr. Ray pissed M.D.

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, you got walked it away.

[Chris DiStefano]

Walk. Yep, yep, yep. Dr. Ray Piss. Sorry about that.

[Giannis Pappas]

Ray Pist. MD takes Appalatura.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got Gian Cena, aka you can't see my hairline. I don't know what that means. Ozrel Cantera, Alex Colborne. Then we got. From a girl in a tennis skirt. Cured my autism. Is that you?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Are you sure that's not you?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Your mom is horrified. Can I just ask real quick, how. Why is your mom here? I'm very curious.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's awesome.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's awesome. Give her a round of applause.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's awesome.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

What a great job. Come on, girl. Girls.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. I mean, come on.

[Chris DiStefano]

Guy loves his mom.

[Giannis Pappas]

This is the guy you should marry.

[Chris DiStefano]

Seriously.

[Giannis Pappas]

But I know you're gonna go for some scumbag.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, always some Benson Hurst juice head.

[Giannis Pappas]

You're gonna.

[Chris DiStefano]

You're gonna DM one of the Mets, go with this guy.

[Giannis Pappas]

Exactly.

[Chris DiStefano]

You'll have a great life.

[Giannis Pappas]

Maybe you went for the benefits. Are you married? To who? And what does he do.

[Chris DiStefano]

It? What's up, Colleen? How you doing?

[Giannis Pappas]

How you doing? Did you get that white you. He promised you?

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, no, we're gonna. We're gonna do the. We're gonna do the wedding ceremony at o' Neill's. That's where we're gonna go. Go to o' Neill. That's what we're gonna do. Colleen. They're gonna come over there. Don't bring that Tara. She thinks who the she is Tara.

[Giannis Pappas]

I hate that fucking hooah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Tara who. She's been a who since Christ the King. She's a whomet. So then we got Sefa, Backdoor man. Atani, Uchila, Diego Zamudio. Then we got Burrito monkey for the table. Then we got Chrissy's left nut wart. It's on the right.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right, right.

[Chris DiStefano]

Reality is a suggestion. And so is my tea monkey. Dick.

[Giannis Pappas]

What's a tea monkey?

[Chris DiStefano]

I think Chinese. Oh, like tea. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Is it tea monkey?

[Chris DiStefano]

I guess, because they like maybe ginseng tea. The best name for Chinese. Can we delete that?

[Giannis Pappas]

So, matter of fact, yeah, the best way to actually refer to those people.

[Chris DiStefano]

The fan. A fan said that.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right, right. Schmitty said that down at the firehouse.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Any Chinese people here? Any Chinese.

[Giannis Pappas]

Any Chinese here?

[Chris DiStefano]

Chinese.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, well, they could. There actually could be Chinese here because they could turn invisible so you can't see it really.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

You'd have to be able to look under the tables and doors. At least that's what Schmitty told me at the firehouse.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. All right. Jeremy Boardman, Irish Dagger. Then we got Was a Manny. Now it's AKA way show. She man.

[Giannis Pappas]

Close.

[Chris DiStefano]

Close. Not there close. Dylan Bentley. Then we got started a secret family with a Jewish girl. Hashtag Moneyline. On in.

[Giannis Pappas]

On the list. List, list, list, list.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay, so we got two on the three on the list so far. Then we got Smooch Magoo. Then we got Young Sand, Wichman, Youngs and Wichman. Sorry. Victim of a bad read.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Brianna Myrick, Stephanie Paulo, Logan Schumann. Then we got straight to the back again. Then we got I knew Bill Cosby as William.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's gotta go to the list. Yeah, yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got Jordan Diaz. Then we got Ryan Potato Monkey. Got confirmed from the back by a dog tongue. It's what it is. So getting confirmed means confirmed you're gay. 50. You're confirmed.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

What do you guys want to do with that Drexler list? Drexler. Drexler. Drexler. Yeah, almost.

[Chris DiStefano]

All right. Dangling wang. Oh, dangling wang. Like a dangling wang.

[Giannis Pappas]

Dangling wang. Good one. Chicken figure.

[Chris DiStefano]

Skyler Martini. Louis Sinto. Justin Long. I really am the actor. Love you guys. Oh, there you go.

[Giannis Pappas]

Wow. Justin Long. Yeah. All right, we'll take that. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

There it is. Love his movies. Then we got way too in. Way too into this show for a white mother of two. From the Midwest.

[Giannis Pappas]

List. We bring them all out, dude. I mean, look at the difference between these people. I love that. I love that we bring people together through offensive comedy.

[Chris DiStefano]

I love it, dude. I. I love it, dude. We have the criminals and the victims. I mean, look, it's just nice to see.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. And the garbage B is going to clean up their bodies.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes. That's what. Yes. Oh, yeah. Howard Beach. Now I know you're racist.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Here we go. Jack Smith. Brayan Juarez. Then we got Jake Hopkinson, AKA Far Away in the back, playing on Father Bill's goo kazoo. Goo kazoo.

[Giannis Pappas]

Goo kazoo on its own would have been great. Goo kazoo. Calling your dick a goo kazoo is very funny. It's very funny.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, Gook azoo.

[Giannis Pappas]

Goo Goo kazoo kazoo.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

In other words, your dick is a goo kazoo. Like a kazoo.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's not a Chinese thing.

[Giannis Pappas]

No. Oh. Oh, my God.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's what I thought.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. No, that's your brain.

[Chris DiStefano]

I no victim of a bad read.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, it's a victim of a bad read.

[Chris DiStefano]

Sorry about. I'm sorry. Austin Rasmussen. Then we got Aach Singh. The. Nope. Cancel that. Not. Okay. Not.

[Giannis Pappas]

Let's. Walked into one. You got. Okay.

[Chris DiStefano]

He's a friend.

[Giannis Pappas]

No, that's bad. Can't stop doing that. But please never stop doing that.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got off the balance beam. Frisbee. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Just a Jewish kid who's, you know, living a little crazy.

[Chris DiStefano]

Liam o' Brien. We got him here in the room. Cody. Kirt Morgan. Lame Ryan. Then we got. Why does Akot Singh always up my order at Dunkin Donuts?

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay. Less you gotta. It's a democracy. The Greeks are here. It's a democracy. It's democracy. Democracy. It's Gay Pride month. We can't. We can't. We can't not do it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

We have to let the people dictate what we do. Yeah. Let them speak.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got Chris Pistafano and Giannis Pupas.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. That's like one my daughter made up.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

No. Drexler.

[Chris DiStefano]

All right. Hz. Ethan Chavez. Then we got size 36 way Sean Chian. Jeremy Lynn. Dribble moves. Call that an Eastern hesi.

[Giannis Pappas]

Whoa. It's really good.

[Chris DiStefano]

But I don't know about this list.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's really good for you guys. Basketball. People who know basketball. What do we do with that?

[Chris DiStefano]

It's not gonna win.

[Giannis Pappas]

Huh?

[Chris DiStefano]

It's not gonna win.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's not gonna win.

[Chris DiStefano]

But you want to put him on the list?

[Giannis Pappas]

He deserves to know that he was on the list.

[Chris DiStefano]

All right. Shout him out. Straight to the back with a ladder. 14 hat. $3 kissing booth. Grant. I get warnings when pulled over. Dellinger. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Cuz he. With a piece so long. I can use it as a belt for my size 34 waist. Nice.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay. Cuz. Guy's got a big piece.

[Chris DiStefano]

Lyric Woods. Neil Taylor. Big hands. Then we got your friendly South Texas catapult dealer. Guy's saying he's throwing people over the wall.

[Giannis Pappas]

Catapult.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's not okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Catapult.

[Chris DiStefano]

Deanna Happy Gilmore. Then we got moving the vegetables because my laser beam wife makes my kitchen smell. It's what it is. Laser beam. Laser beam is Indian.

[Giannis Pappas]

Indian woman. Because I got a beam right here.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's not okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. It's the laser beam. It's not okay.

[Chris DiStefano]

We're not saying it's okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

This is all stuff that Schmitty talks about. We don't like it. We don't condone.

[Chris DiStefano]

It's a lot of 14. Any Indian people here?

[Giannis Pappas]

Are there any Indian people here?

[Chris DiStefano]

It is. So we're just kidding around. She didn't like it. She also gets A free drink. So, okay, roof still intact, but make no mistake, my glue gun is leaky. So the kid's saying he's got a good head, but he does have chlamydia.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. So really? Another creative one.

[Chris DiStefano]

But it didn't hit in the room.

[Giannis Pappas]

Didn't hit.

[Chris DiStefano]

Didn't hit.

[Giannis Pappas]

But I think maybe it went over their head a little bit.

[Chris DiStefano]

Right, but that. But that's the thing.

[Giannis Pappas]

Drexler.

[Chris DiStefano]

All right, we'll give him a Drex.

[Giannis Pappas]

A perfect Drexler.

[Chris DiStefano]

Jay Wood, Joe Brome, Danny Hernandez, Noah Otero, M. Michael Quinn. Then we got Shangas Khan has an egg shaped dong.

[Giannis Pappas]

More of a fact.

[Chris DiStefano]

More of a fact. That's okay. Yeah, yeah. Cesaroni. Then we got Giannis the Greek Squeak. Ben Dodd. Chingus Khan juice.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's a. Walked into one.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

No good.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. Then we got ultimate Frisbee championship 24.

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, my God. But it's so good, though.

[Chris DiStefano]

No, no, no, I'm not.

[Giannis Pappas]

I mean, it's bad. It's so bad.

[Chris DiStefano]

No, can't do it.

[Giannis Pappas]

What do you do? I mean, it's so.

[Chris DiStefano]

I can't.

[Giannis Pappas]

You can't listen to the people. It's a pro Palestinian audience. I mean, it's so good. What do we do? No.

[Chris DiStefano]

That. I mean, some. Mostly, but. No, we can't.

[Giannis Pappas]

We can't do that. We can't do it.

[Chris DiStefano]

No, we can't. We can't do it. We can't.

[Giannis Pappas]

Put it on the list. Yeah, say. Who cares about the Jews? Put them on the list. What happened?

[Chris DiStefano]

My.

[Giannis Pappas]

He's a Jew. He's a Jew. He's a Jew. Who cares about the Jews? The problem.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, my God.

[Giannis Pappas]

What's the problem with your people? You love Jews here. Color Jews. These people, they're taking your money. They have all the money. What's the problem?

[Chris DiStefano]

What do you think? Should we. We only have. We only have. We have 10 minute. 5, 5, 10 minutes left. Should we do one. Should we end the list there or do one more page?

[Giannis Pappas]

One more page. One more page. We got. We got it. We got.

[Chris DiStefano]

We got two more, man. We got to pick the list. Okay, this is it. And then these are the last ones. Okay, so we got Drew Reed, Jake Orlinsky. Then we got Xi Jingpin's Bat Chef. So Covid joke.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's a Covid joke. It's a Drexler. It's a Drexler.

[Chris DiStefano]

William Mozarena, Dennis Loom, Matthew Gazola. There he is. Then we got Hoard of chiggers.

[Giannis Pappas]

Get out of There. Get out. A bug.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's a bug.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's a bug. It's a bug.

[Chris DiStefano]

Hord of chiggers burrowed in Holand's ho holes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Oh, Holand. Genghis Khan's wife on Genus Khan and his wife's name was H. Everyone relax.

[Giannis Pappas]

Chiggers are an actual bug.

[Chris DiStefano]

We talked about it.

[Giannis Pappas]

Exist.

[Chris DiStefano]

And they were big in Mongolia. From the episode. That's what it was.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's. Chiggers are an actual bug.

[Chris DiStefano]

Now we got Charlie and the chocolate starfish factory.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. Andrew Mailing. Jane Degoos. Lib City. Then we got a Latina with the tat on that tit. But Leroy by injection not mean. Okay, okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

She's got a black boyfriend.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Eric Azamalog. Then we got went bug chasing. And all I got was. I can't read.

[Giannis Pappas]

A victim of a battery.

[Chris DiStefano]

I can't. I can't even see it. Yeah. He this thing up.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, I was. I was anticipating.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah. The last word. He messed up. Eric Jankowski. Then we got Fruit of the Fume.

[Giannis Pappas]

Looms instead of Fruit of the Looms.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Chicken finger for sure.

[Chris DiStefano]

Christopher McDonough Oreo. Jonathan Busky. Then we got. Not an Eastern Hemi. Just have one to the south. Pooping pebbles. Look at it. Then we got wet hooker feet for Yanni. Because from the huzzo. Cuzzo. From the huzzo. Wet hooker feet for Yanni would have maybe got on the list.

[Giannis Pappas]

That might have done it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Sometimes people go too much.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, you got to tighten it up sometimes.

[Chris DiStefano]

Jew Olsteen.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's great. That's great. That's great. Yeah, that's definitely a chicken finger. I think it's list worthy, but you people decide. Yeah. Drew Olstein's on the list.

[Chris DiStefano]

I'll put it on just in case.

[Giannis Pappas]

Good. Simple.

[Chris DiStefano]

Bang. Then we got. Hin is the Mongolian barbecue okay? Saint Genghis Khan. I guess. I want to eat Genghis Khan's wife.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right?

[Chris DiStefano]

La Fla. Bianca. Jenna Griggs, is that you? Oh, okay. Zach, vadau. Then we got Yanni. Come so fast he needs a step stool.

[Giannis Pappas]

Gotta get on the beam.

[Chris DiStefano]

Fumi. Kid with an anus you can fistula. Call me Louis xiv. It's not bad.

[Giannis Pappas]

Not bad.

[Chris DiStefano]

Christopher Telesco. Dustin Abney Cody. 8 History Hyenas up on Arabia during the rule of Lima. Massive fajit. I don't know what that means.

[Giannis Pappas]

Ian.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got from the land down Under. They tunneled here too. Post Hitler's Boo Boo. My account is a Frisbee Kangaroo Frisbee kangaroo. An Australian Jewish person. That's interesting.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's a really good one.

[Chris DiStefano]

No, no.

[Giannis Pappas]

All right. Not enough. Not enough.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got George Washington, aka Mr. LeRoy Teeth.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's walked into one.

[Chris DiStefano]

We got.

[Giannis Pappas]

We can't do that.

[Chris DiStefano]

Frank B. Then we got Genghis Khan. Graped My mom white or wong. It's what it is.

[Giannis Pappas]

Put them on the list. Put them on the list. For sure. You can hear the reaction.

[Chris DiStefano]

Jeffrey the Muzzy with the L. Leroy Cousey. El Salvador prison equals confirmation camp. Then we got. I use the promo code hyenas, rocketmoney.com so they can cancel the subscription in six months. Then last but not least, we got Bang me out for a black and white cookie.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, okay.

[Chris DiStefano]

Which I like.

[Giannis Pappas]

All right, all right, all right, guys.

[Chris DiStefano]

So that's the list. So here we go. I'm gonna now read everyone who's on the list, and we're gonna pick a winner. Let me read them out first and then we'll pick. Okay, hold on. Got three pages. Oh, wait. Damn it. Hold on. I got it, I got it, I got it. Okay, here we go. Let's go. From the top. I knew Bill Cosby as William. Way too into this show for a white mom of two from the Midwest.

[Giannis Pappas]

That one's getting drexer. You just. Right away. You can drex to that one.

[Chris DiStefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

I'm going off the reaction.

[Chris DiStefano]

All right.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

But I knew Bill Cosby as William is still in.

[Giannis Pappas]

Still in.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. Why does Aakash Singh always up my order at Dunkin Donuts?

[Giannis Pappas]

That. I mean, we're talking about a contender there. That's. Yeah, that thing is in the catapult, ready to get shot.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got Jeremy Lynn dribble moves. Call that an Eastern hesi.

[Giannis Pappas]

I don't know. We're gonna drex through it, but. Honorable mention for basketball fans. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got Adolf, the SS ultimate Frisbee champ.

[Giannis Pappas]

Now drex through it. We're.

[Chris DiStefano]

We got to beat our.

[Giannis Pappas]

Should have walked into one. Really.

[Chris DiStefano]

Then we got mover shaker, money maker. Kanye west is an aspiring German baker. That's.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's a contender.

[Chris DiStefano]

That's still in. Then we got started a secret family with a Jewish girl. Hashtag money line. No, not good enough.

[Giannis Pappas]

Good one, though. Any other day for that one.

[Chris DiStefano]

Okay. Then we got Jew Olsteen.

[Giannis Pappas]

Chicken finger. Chicken finger. Yeah, he. He got put on.

[Chris DiStefano]

And then last but not least, Genghis Khan. Great. My mom white or wong. It's what it is. I don't know. Did it.

[Giannis Pappas]

Make it almost. Yeah. Drexler. Yeah.

[Chris DiStefano]

Here's what it is. Here's what it is.

[Giannis Pappas]

We got two.

[Chris DiStefano]

No, well. Well, really, it's between. We still have. I knew Bill Cosby as William.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay. Some people.

[Chris DiStefano]

We'll give them all cheers. Let me just read all three. I knew Bill Cobe as William. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, no.

[Chris DiStefano]

Mover, shaker, money maker. Kanye west is an aspiring German baker.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, okay.

[Chris DiStefano]

And then the third one. Why does Akash Singh always up my order at Dunkin' donuts?

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, that's the winner. So you can definitely get rid of the third one. The second one, just give him an honorable mention. But Akash, this is like the third. It's like the third. Akash.

[Chris DiStefano]

PPwine is Akash thing always fuck up my order. Duckadonis, you are the winner. Go to historyainas is back. Com See your name up in lights. Thank you guys so much.

[Giannis Pappas]

Thank you so much, everybody. Really appreciate it.

[Chris DiStefano]

Appreciate all the support.

[Giannis Pappas]

Thank you for coming out. We love you guys.

[Chris DiStefano]

I'll see you, dude.