John Stamos’ Retired Oikos Cannon

Summary

History Hyenas Podcast Summary

Episode: John Stamos’ Retired Oikos Cannon
Date: December 18, 2025
Hosts: Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas
Guest: John Stamos

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Episode Overview

This episode of History Hyenas reunites hosts Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas with legendary actor and musician John Stamos. The trio engage in an unpredictable and energetic blend of banter, nostalgia, showbiz tales, loving roasts, and personal insights. They discuss John’s career longevity, the realities of Hollywood, comedy culture, the legacy of Full House, and the shifting nature of entertainment in the internet age. The episode is packed with punchy moments, honest reflections, and the show’s signature irreverence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Roasting, Friendship & Greekness (02:23–04:00)

• Opening Banter: Yannis proclaims Stamos "the King of the Greeks" and jokes about calling himself "special needs Stamos."
  • Notable Quote:
    Yannis: “I do believe he looks like you. If you had a bit of a chromosomal deficiency.” (02:33)
• Stamos responds in good humor, complimenting Yannis and his comedy special, and questioning why it isn’t on Netflix.
  • Notable Quote:
    John: “Your special was very good... Why doesn’t Giannis have this special on Netflix?” (02:57)
• Joking about Greek comedians being on a ‘one Greek minimum’ in Hollywood.

2. Hollywood, Politics, and Plastic Surgery (04:00–06:00)

• Discussion of surviving as an "A-lister" and the peculiarities of Hollywood fame longevity.
• Stamos admits to a childhood nose job and some forehead Botox; others joke about baby blood and the Hollywood anti-aging myth.
  • Notable Quote:
    John: “If I am an A, it’s just because I’ve lasted so long.” (04:14)
  • Chris: “It depends when he had his last feasting of baby blood.” (05:30)

3. Famous Greek-Americans & Networking (06:35–08:00)

• Listing famous Greeks in entertainment – from Zach Galifianakis to Maria Menounos and "Tom Hankalopoulos."
• Greek Easter memory at Jim Giannopoulos's house, with a surreal story about a priest making a political remark during prayer.
  • Chris: “The priest at the party definitely said, the Palestinians need to get their shit together.” (07:27)

4. Comedy & Talk Shows: The Strangeness of Showbiz (14:02–17:27)

• Stamos shares about prepping for talk shows, crafting anecdotes ahead of time, and how it contrasts with the loose, improvisational style of standup.
  • Notable Quote:
    John: “It’s hard to do those shows because you have five, six minutes. You gotta be funny, you gotta promote what you’re doing… In six, seven minutes!” (17:27)
• He plugs his new show, Palm Royale with Kristen Wiig.

5. Comedy, Culture, and Cancel Moments (15:11–16:24)

• Discussing why some comics, like Giannis, haven’t “hit big” — referencing viral characters, past edgy content, and the hypersensitivity of modern media.
  • Yannis: “His most viral video is him in a wig dressed as a trans Latina woman yelling the N-word...” (15:32)
• Brief riffs on blackface scandals, referencing Fallon and Kimmel’s histories, and the complexities of showbiz “forgiveness.”

6. Bringing Wholesomeness Back (22:23–23:06, 39:01–42:22)

• Conversation shifts to TV’s lack of wholesome sitcoms — Stamos and Chris reflect on the value of shows like Full House, and discuss Chris’s in-development sitcom with Jimmy Kimmel.
  • Notable Quote:
    John: “If you do it with love and good writing and good values... it needs to be on.” (40:28)
• The challenge: family shows are rare, but when families do watch together, the appeal is clear.

7. Nostalgia for Full House, Kids & New Fame (35:49–39:01)

• Stamos shares how he almost passed on Full House and resented being identified as Uncle Jesse, but now appreciates its legacy — especially seeing his own son enjoy it.
  • John: “When I see Billy watching Full House, I get it now. The show is about love.” (38:51)
• Yannis describes kids discovering Fuller House through Netflix, not knowing it’s a reboot.

8. John Stamos's Wild Days (22:14–23:07)

• The hosts joke about Stamos’s legendary “party big” days before camera phones. Yannis: “Having the type of fame you had in the 90s... I mean, Full House was the biggest show in the world!”

9. Showbiz, Legacy & The Internet Shift (56:32–59:34)

• Reflecting on how the internet changed careers in comedy and acting.
• Stamos notes that actors now make their own content and that Hollywood’s relevance is shifting, but still present.
  • John: “I don’t know how to make it [as an actor] now… A comedian can get a mic and do their own podcast... actors can make their own movies now with their phone.”

10. Classic Celebrity Stories (50:47–55:24)

• Stamos tells an incredible story about befriending Frank Sinatra’s son’s kidnapper (and the broader Sinatra circle), being in Sinatra’s presence, and working with showbiz legends like Sammy Davis Jr.
  • Notable Quote:
    John: “My dad loved Sinatra... I went to the concert, tried to get backstage... Frank’s looking at him like, ‘Either that motherfucker thinks he’s too cool to take a picture with me, or he’s the coolest motherfucker on the planet.’” (53:34)

11. Comic Camaraderie & The Art of Roasting (31:16–34:43)

• The hosts discuss the ongoing tradition among comics of mercilessly roasting each other — but always with love, as typified by Don Rickles and Bob Saget.
  • John: “You guys do it with love.” (31:16)
• Full House creator Jeff Franklin and Bob Saget’s journey from raunchy comic to beloved sitcom dad.

12. Closing: Reflections, Family, Aging, and R-rated Laughs (69:20–72:26)

• Stamos and the boys talk about modern family life, “strong swimmers” in middle age, and swap stories about giving sperm samples at fertility clinics — with Stamos revealing his mortifying experience, capped by seeing Fuller House on the TV in the donation room.
  • Notable Quote:
    John: “If I’m gonna jerk off to myself, to be honest…” (71:47)

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Notable Quotes/Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “I was covered in Oikos after the episode.”
  – Yannis Pappas on John Stamos’s good looks (00:43)

• “You’re a wildly handsome guy and probably the best hair I’ve ever seen, actually, in person.”
  – Yannis Pappas to John Stamos (04:34)

• “The Beach Boys have never been harder... People need this music right now so badly.”
  – John Stamos (12:17)

• “You’re sitting between two guys who you can bet almost near 100% have at least one strand of HPV.”
  – Yannis Pappas to Chris (18:24)

• “If you do it with love and good writing and good values and good things… it needs to be on.”
  – John Stamos (40:23)

• “When I see Billy watching Full House, I get it now. The show is about love.”
  – John Stamos (38:51)

• “It’s the best way to end the podcast – John Stamos talking about him jerking off to his own face at Full House.”
  – Yannis Pappas (72:16)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:23] – Special Needs Stamos, banter & Netflix
• [04:22] – Hollywood, plastic surgeries, aging
• [07:08] – Greek Easter, legendary party/prayer
• [14:02] – Preparing for talk shows/comedy on late-night TV
• [15:32] – Why some comics don’t “hit” big: viral videos & edgy content
• [17:27] – Stamos plugs new show with Kristen Wiig (Palm Royale)
• [22:23] – Stamos’s wild fame days; “party big”
• [35:49] – Full House, parental nostalgia, and TV for kids
• [40:23] – Value of wholesome sitcoms, future of family TV
• [56:32] – Internet era, Hollywood’s fading centrality
• [50:47] – Sinatra, mob stories, Sammy Davis Jr.
• [71:47] – Stamos’s sperm donation story with Fuller House on TV

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Closing Thoughts

• Chemistry and Family: Stamos emphasizes the irreplaceable magic when cast chemistry clicks (Full House as an example).
• Legacy: Stamos is grateful for his career’s longevity, Full House’s impact, and his new identity as a family man.
• Roasting as Love Language: The hosts—and Stamos himself—frame relentless comic banter as camaraderie, not cruelty.
• Shifting Entertainment Landscape: The episode candidly explores how “making it” in showbiz is less centralized and more democratized—but lacking the old mythos of the Full House era.
• Heart & Humor: Despite all the wild jokes and R-rated stories, the heart of the episode is about friendship, resilience, and doing what you love—even when the rules of the game keep changing.

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This episode excels for its unpredictable laughs, mix of nostalgia and present-day hustle, and for showcasing John Stamos as both an authentic, reflective “regular guy” and a bona fide legend.

Transcript

[Chris Distefano]

Kids, they grow up so fast. One day they're taking their first steps and the next they don't fit into the tiny sneakers they took them in.

[Yannis Pappas]

You blink your eyes and their princess dress is two sizes too small.

[Chris Distefano]

And their dinosaur backpack isn't cool anymore.

[Yannis Pappas]

But don't cry because they're growing up.

[Chris Distefano]

Smile because you can profit off of it for real. There are a bunch of parents on.

[Yannis Pappas]

Depop looking for the stuff your kid just grew out of.

[Chris Distefano]

Download depop to start selling.

[Yannis Pappas]

Cuz we had one of the most gorgeous men I've ever seen in my life on the podcast. Mr. John Stamos.

[Chris Distefano]

One of the most talented guys. Musician, actor, comedic actor, everything great guy, my good friend.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, King of the Greeks, great red sweater. I mean, honestly, I was covered in Oikos after the episode.

[Chris Distefano]

It was hard not to have a little pre cum drip out of my peace.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's what it is. I feel like a lemon potato. Come see me New Year's eve. Red Bank, New Jersey. Count Basie Theater. We have two shows. Christy comedy.com for Tikiwikis and then January 10th in West Virginia, Charlestown, West Virginia. Hollywood Casino. Chris tcomedy.com for Tikiwikis, and we've just added Las Vegas in February at the mgm. So go check it out and then check out Giannis.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes. Come see me in San Francisco January 2nd and 3rd, day after New Year's. Be all hung over. Calgary, Alberta, January 9th and 10th. Detroit, Michigan, January 15th through 17th. Then Morris Plain, New Jersey and then Bakersfield, California. Come check us out because afterwards we're taking a little. Take a little break from the road.

[Yannis Pappas]

Taking a little break. Now enjoy this episode with John Stammer.

[Chris Distefano]

And also check out patreon.com history hyenas. What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. We have the real John Stamos here. John Stamos.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes, John Stamos. As many years I've called Yan a special needs stamos, as I'm sure you've heard, because I do believe he looks like you. As if he had special needs.

[John Stamos]

Because his eyes are closer together.

[Chris Distefano]

That's right.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's right. His eyes are closer together. He has a below average snake size head. He doesn't have the hair you have, he doesn't have the bone structure you have. He looks like you. If you had a bit of a chromosomal deficiency.

[John Stamos]

I just say you're. This is the first time meeting you and you're. I, I don't want to. I don't want to bag on my boy.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no, no.

[John Stamos]

I do have to say that you're a handsome kid.

[Yannis Pappas]

I appreciate that. Thank you.

[John Stamos]

And your special was very good. And I honestly, I would. The whole time I was watching this thing. Why doesn't Giannis have this special on Netflix? Why him?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

They said no. Yes. I tried to get it on. They just said no. Yeah, well, you know, they went no.

[Yannis Pappas]

They said they have a one Greek minimum, and they already gave it to Stavros, so they said, we can't actually do another Greek unless you wanted to start.

[John Stamos]

I'm happy you guys are finally together again. You know, Jonas and I have been friends for a while, and he's leaning a little right these days. I've been listening.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, yeah. Well, that's why we're doing the show again.

[John Stamos]

Thank God. Straighten his ass out.

[Yannis Pappas]

As soon as I saw. I was watching.

[John Stamos]

You got it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Before I said, you know, this guy's getting back to really speaking the truth. I should. Let's start the show again.

[John Stamos]

Get this started.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Yannis Pappas]

Once I heard his. His policy on immigration, I said, get him back in the seat.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, you. Well, I think we all just.

[Yannis Pappas]

Maybe.

[Chris Distefano]

I think we all just figured when Hollywood crumbled, we could just all be honest again.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Let's just do it again. Yeah. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Yeah. Almost.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

It's hanging on by thread.

[John Stamos]

We don't want to talk politics because.

[Yannis Pappas]

Because you can't.

[Chris Distefano]

Because you.

[John Stamos]

I can't? No. I got in trouble.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, you're in. Well, you're in the hall. You're in the. In the. You know, and you've done very well with it, but you're in the Hollywood machine. You're an A list celebrity. I don't say a. No, I'd say people know your first and last name. Plus, no. I call you a. A by name only.

[John Stamos]

If I am an A, it's just because I've. I've lasted so long. Right. Longer than others, I guess. But, yeah. Yeah. I should have been gone.

[Chris Distefano]

And you don't look like you've had any work.

[John Stamos]

I haven't.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Which is pretty.

[Yannis Pappas]

I know.

[John Stamos]

I had a nose job when I was a kid. You did? Really?

[Yannis Pappas]

Two of them.

[John Stamos]

Wow.

[Yannis Pappas]

No Botox, because you got.

[John Stamos]

I had the Botox on my forehead.

[Yannis Pappas]

Okay.

[John Stamos]

But I kind of think it's run out by now.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

You are. You are a wildly handsome guy and probably the best hair I've ever seen, actually in person.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. And I would say just a. No job and forehead botox. In Hollywood that equals no work.

[Yannis Pappas]

No work.

[Chris Distefano]

No work.

[Yannis Pappas]

You can actually to net zero.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I'm 72. 73 next month.

[Yannis Pappas]

Are you 73 next off? I was gonna say that would be. That would believe that you Hollywoodly are drinking the blood of children.

[John Stamos]

Now I see why you guys split up.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Stamos]

No, I'm 62.

[Yannis Pappas]

62 years old even that's impressive.

[John Stamos]

How old are you?

[Yannis Pappas]

I am 41 years old. Fahrenheit. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

49 plus 150.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

What are we going to.

[John Stamos]

Are you 49?

[Chris Distefano]

49.

[John Stamos]

So what are we going to do for 50?

[Chris Distefano]

Well, well, we're going to have a big party.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, we're going to have depends on.

[Chris Distefano]

When you want to sell.

[Yannis Pappas]

We're going to have a big party and we're actually going to get a time machine and go back in time because he turned 50 last year. He lies. He's a likes to pull.

[Chris Distefano]

We always take one year back. My mother took one year back. My brother takes one year.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, that's what Greeks do. You said so Stamos actually 63, but he's saying you're 62.

[Chris Distefano]

It depends when he had his last feasting of baby blood.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what it is.

[Chris Distefano]

That freezes the aging.

[Yannis Pappas]

Now here's what happen lot of Rob Low because here's what happened is we had a great guest on last week, you know, O's Pearlman, the Met.

[John Stamos]

I called you guys, remember? I want to hear how that went.

[Yannis Pappas]

And we want to hear. And we. And you were going to have a lunch with Stavros.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

So we want to hear how that went. I want to see how much you spent because I want to know how much he ate.

[John Stamos]

I did so I did get stuck with the.

[Yannis Pappas]

Did you get hit with 500 plus? Cuz that's about.

[Chris Distefano]

Did he order 40,000 advertisers like Alan? I.

[John Stamos]

He said he was fasting.

[Yannis Pappas]

Did he say he was fasting? So what does that mean? Just two cheeseburgers. And he, he said, he said.

[John Stamos]

I said I haven't eaten. I'm so hungry. And he said yeah, are you fasting? I said no, I just haven't eaten for a bit. You know. He goes I'm doing this intermittent fast.

[Yannis Pappas]

Sure.

[John Stamos]

And then ordered about 17.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, he said fatting is what he said.

[John Stamos]

He said I'm fatting by the way, if he's sweetest guy in the world. Oh yeah. I really enjoyed me. I. I don't know. Honestly. I got all these calls from my manager.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, this Guy wants to meet you.

[John Stamos]

He's got a project, blah, blah. I said, great. I'm. You know, I'd love to. And then we just sat and talked, and I got a bunch of questions, and they stuck me with the bill and we went home.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, he's a great guy.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, he is.

[Yannis Pappas]

And the project. The project will be the project. Good. Yes.

[John Stamos]

There was no project.

[Yannis Pappas]

There's. Oh, really? You just want to hang out?

[John Stamos]

Just want a free lunch? I guess that's what it is.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, that's what it is. Yeah. Because that's lunch. That's what Mom Donnie wants as well. Yeah, the free lunch.

[Chris Distefano]

Everybody and all the Greeks at some point have to meet each other because it's just not a lot.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's not you. You got you two, you got Stavros, you have Zach Galifianakis. Zach Galifianakis. Maria Menudos. Right.

[John Stamos]

Tanita Fey.

[Yannis Pappas]

Tanita Fey. Tom Hank. Hanks.

[Chris Distefano]

Hackalopoulos.

[Yannis Pappas]

Hankalopoulos, yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Neil Vardala.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes. Chad Hanks.

[John Stamos]

Tell him when I. Tell him when I took you to Greek Easter.

[Chris Distefano]

That one took me to Greek Easter. And the priest.

[John Stamos]

It was at Jim Gianna.

[Chris Distefano]

Jim Giannopoulos, his house. He used to be the.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, big, big deal. Yeah, Big, big deal.

[Chris Distefano]

My dad. He worked for my dad. Yeah, he used to work for my dad.

[John Stamos]

He was like.

[Chris Distefano]

When my dad started out, he was like a young lawyer who worked for my dad. And the priest at the party definitely said, the Palestinians need to get their shit together.

[Yannis Pappas]

Right?

[Chris Distefano]

So that part I do remember. That was pretty wild.

[John Stamos]

In the prayer. That was weird.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, he put it in the prayer. Yeah. But I said, hey, we're in Hollywood. You.

[John Stamos]

But you ended up talking to somebody for a long time.

[Chris Distefano]

When in Jerusalem, do as the Jews do.

[John Stamos]

What did you. Who were you talking to? Saw you huddled. I was talking randos.

[Chris Distefano]

No, no. You introduced me to sarandos. Yeah, he is a Greek.

[Yannis Pappas]

Sarandos. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

No, I. Yeah, I was talking to you. No, no, it was the other. It was Dimitri Martin.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Dimitri Martin. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Dimitri Martin was there, and your wife was pissed because you weren't home for Easter.

[Chris Distefano]

That's right.

[John Stamos]

Hollywood. That's right.

[Yannis Pappas]

He was like, you got to do what you got to do.

[John Stamos]

How is this show doing? Is it success?

[Yannis Pappas]

Is this show. Yeah. So we're back. We're good. We're in the saddle.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. As you got when you first started back.

[Chris Distefano]

Like, Desi Arnaz and Lucy coming back, baby. I don't know which one's Lucy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, Desi Arnaz is. Was Latin.

[Yannis Pappas]

Was Latin. So that would be me. I'm more Latin. Even though he dresses like a Latino.

[John Stamos]

I'm just analogy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

It's the first two people that came to my mind.

[John Stamos]

You guys talk too much in the beginning over each other.

[Chris Distefano]

Do we?

[John Stamos]

Right? Not now. Anymore. Now you have a nice rhythm.

[Chris Distefano]

Are you listening regularly?

[John Stamos]

What?

[Chris Distefano]

Are you listening?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, are you on the Patreon?

[John Stamos]

I'm on yours.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, okay, good.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, the youngest.

[Chris Distefano]

That one slowed down to one a month. Yeah. And now we're down to 25.

[John Stamos]

You guys have a Patreon, too?

[Yannis Pappas]

We do. Patreon.com history hyenas, where you're probably going to hear most of this episode, because I would guarantee that we will get an email from John's publicist that 90% of this episode can't come out. Why so. Because Giannis is talking about Palestinians, and you just can't do that.

[Chris Distefano]

I didn't know the priest actually did say that.

[John Stamos]

I thought he.

[Yannis Pappas]

Wow.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, he did. He was giving. He was like. Yeah. He did the religious thing. He said, Palestinians, our friends, they got to get their shit together. I know what to tell you.

[John Stamos]

Is this interesting to me. Is this a good episode?

[Yannis Pappas]

This is going to be right? I mean, off the. You know, you said we had some nice ones. What happens is we normally have some nice one right before the cameras start, and then we just repeat them here to silence. Like, you know, obviously, you're famous from Full House and then Fuller House. And then I said, I'm half German. My show is called Fuhrer House. Got a little giggle, but then on camera, you won't laugh. I get it. Can't laugh at the fur.

[John Stamos]

I did cabaret here.

[Chris Distefano]

Go sweater shopping together before.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, well, I. You know me. Yeah, he knows me. Giannis knows me better than anyone. I know when there's a handsome man who's coming in as a guest. I need. Yeah, look at this.

[John Stamos]

Are you lactating? What do you have? Like, Nice to meet you.

[Yannis Pappas]

And his shirt's dirty.

[John Stamos]

This is just.

[Yannis Pappas]

You got a dirty shirt.

[Chris Distefano]

Sweat.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I miss you.

[John Stamos]

You know, we. We really bonded, the two of us, and we would FaceTime each other. He'd always been a hotel somewhere, like, half naked, like, sure.

[Yannis Pappas]

What?

[Chris Distefano]

It is our life.

[John Stamos]

And we would have this. And you, too.

[Chris Distefano]

The Beach Boys. You're always on tour, but you can't.

[Yannis Pappas]

Live the way you used to.

[John Stamos]

You just talked about you being half naked, and you said, you, too.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Cause you. I've seen you naked, too. I'VE heard you piss. We've been talking while you.

[Yannis Pappas]

Prostate.

[Chris Distefano]

His prostate is strong.

[John Stamos]

Exceptionally strong. Really?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

He.

[John Stamos]

But we would have these great conversations this long, smart conversation. I've learned a lot from you.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

From me. Yes. Yeah. You're wildly intelligent.

[Chris Distefano]

So are you leaning a little more right now?

[Yannis Pappas]

Nope, not at all. Now, this may be a question, obviously, and forgive me if this has been asked to you time and time again, but I'm sorry if it has been.

[John Stamos]

Nudge me when he gets to this point.

[Chris Distefano]

Okay. You.

[Yannis Pappas]

Do you. When you come. Is it Chobani yogurt?

[John Stamos]

Oikos.

[Yannis Pappas]

Is it Oikos? Yeah. I thought it was Chobani. You've always been Oikos.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Yannis Pappas]

Sorry about that. So. Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

Was it Oikos?

[Yannis Pappas]

You did Oikos. I thought you were Chobani.

[Chris Distefano]

No, it's Oikos.

[Yannis Pappas]

It was Oikos. Forget that. Yeah. So it's Oikos. Yes.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. So Oz. Oz. Was he. Did he trip you guys out?

[Yannis Pappas]

Did he? He did. He did. And what he did was, is he did a thing that he was able to guess our birthdays in cards. Well, by Googling it. But he was able to get these contracts out. But he had his birthday as 1976, which is what his birthday is on the Internet. But the real birthday is 1975.

[Chris Distefano]

So he obviously did something on the Internet.

[Yannis Pappas]

So that's what we think. Because if he would have known his actual birthday, then it's really a mentalist thing. And I. And he is amazing.

[Chris Distefano]

No, but the biggest trick he was able to do was somehow get 20% of this whole podcast and commission all our road.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, that wasn't him being a mentalist. That's him being what?

[Chris Distefano]

I mean, that was amazing about it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes, That's. That's what. That's. That's why we've named the episode the Magic Frisbee. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I went to my. My. You know, he invoiced me.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I need for your. I mean, he's taken 50% off of my Austin Gates.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

So I don't know how he did that, but they always found a way.

[Yannis Pappas]

Now, what are you doing, John? He's doing big TV shows would be these with the Beach Boys, but we know. And again, John's in a different place.

[Chris Distefano]

They're not the Beach Boys anymore. They're the Beach Elderly.

[Yannis Pappas]

Right. To the beach men.

[Chris Distefano]

They need to rename their name to the Beach Old Boys.

[Yannis Pappas]

Right. And that's. Yeah. Dudes. Beach dudes does. Because the Holly saw them at Carnegie.

[Chris Distefano]

I saw them at Carnegie Hall. They got many sitting ovations.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what it is.

[Chris Distefano]

The crowd was definitely a little older.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Their code for their presale is aarp.

[John Stamos]

I played a doctor. So if somebody has some sort of.

[Chris Distefano]

That's a good thing that you're on there.

[John Stamos]

That's bullshit, by the way. The Beach Boys have never been harder. And I'll tell you why. Because people need. Decency is an all time high and low. And discord at all time high because of our president.

[Chris Distefano]

He's a fucking.

[John Stamos]

Okay, I'm not gonna say anything, but I'm saying that people need this music right now so badly.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

It's optimism, positivity. Wouldn't be nice. Fun, fun. So the crowds. And we've been playing a lot of festivals lately where it's like we were at Riot Fest. 60,000 people that were, you know, under 90.

[Chris Distefano]

One of the coolest things John did is me and my wife were just sitting on the couch and he FaceTimed me from stage.

[John Stamos]

Wow.

[Chris Distefano]

And he just put it there and he was like, what's up? While they were playing.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, my God.

[Chris Distefano]

So I was able. We were able to just enjoy the concert.

[John Stamos]

But that show was that radio, where was it at?

[Chris Distefano]

No, you were outside. No, no, you were outside. No, we went to that.

[John Stamos]

Ye wasn't. It was weird. That's not a place for rock.

[Yannis Pappas]

Do you now getting a FaceTime like that from Greek family from John Stamos is that. That is equivalent of Jesus. Who else could in the Greek community? Who's a bigger call from Stamos other than Stamos?

[Chris Distefano]

No, Stamos is big. Especially for the ladies.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I think they're called on Easter.

[John Stamos]

Easter.

[Chris Distefano]

He gave my cousin who passed away a beaut. He is a great human being.

[Yannis Pappas]

Horse. Look at him.

[Chris Distefano]

He's also a normal guy. People go, oh, these Hollywood people, they're, you know, just a normal, good guy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Just a normal guy did a good thing.

[Chris Distefano]

My cousin had cancer and he did a. He did a little video for.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah. It's a beautiful thing.

[Chris Distefano]

It's a really beautiful thing.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Why am I even here?

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, I would assume the way you're dressed, you're. You're promoting some type of Hallmark Lifetime motherfucker.

[John Stamos]

That's good.

[Chris Distefano]

That's good.

[John Stamos]

That's good.

[Chris Distefano]

That is the outfit that you would get. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

You look like a guy who's lost in Christmas.

[Chris Distefano]

And.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I was just on Kelly and I. And I had to run out and get a sweater because I Said gotta go.

[Chris Distefano]

Is Hollywood weird now that you're doing the Tonight show tonight? You just came from Kelly and then you stopped off to talk to two like crazy that you fit this one.

[John Stamos]

You know what I used to call him for help on my panel. We. I got it. Should we work on some my jokes for tonight?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, let's see what you got.

[Yannis Pappas]

You're going with Jimmy Fallon.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. Okay, well that'll air tonight. This will air out.

[Chris Distefano]

You want us to work on it or should we call a couple 5 year olds to do it in crayons?

[Yannis Pappas]

Okay. It's a Fallon. That was a Fallon hit.

[John Stamos]

I don't get it.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's calling Jimmy, but we get a.

[Chris Distefano]

Couple eggs and just smash them on his face.

[Yannis Pappas]

He does. Just saying that Jimmy doesn't. Jimmy does more like just make it a joke like pranks.

[Chris Distefano]

Just kind of like, you know, does games and stuff.

[Yannis Pappas]

Does games.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Now what, what, what do you. What are you going to be?

[John Stamos]

Do you guys know? Have you ever been on a talk like I'm being a. Have you guys?

[Chris Distefano]

I was actually the first comic to do stand up on the Tonight show and it didn't air, but it was a test show, so I met him.

[John Stamos]

Oh, really?

[Yannis Pappas]

That's why another nickname for Giannis is in a neat. In in addition to special new statements, we call him Yanni almost because he almost gets everything and then it just almost. And then. Right.

[Chris Distefano]

Every TV show and TV shows.

[Yannis Pappas]

So he was the first guy in the Tonight show and it almost got in the air, but it did not.

[John Stamos]

I've talked to so many comics about him and wondering in a. In a serious note, because I think he's one of the greatest.

[Yannis Pappas]

Sure.

[John Stamos]

And. And I ask so many people, I go, why is he not a superstar yet? And they said, give it. There's no age, there's no time limit for a comedian to hit big.

[Yannis Pappas]

I would say. I would say that. I would say that. I would say. One answer I'd have is why he's not bigger than he should. Because of course, the talent is insane. It's probably because his most viral video is him in a wig dressed as a trans Latina woman yelling the N word. That would be one. You think that hurt? You think that hurt? If you guys want to Google Mauricio it. I would just think that the powers that be are. Yes, this guy's great. Let's have Tonight Show. Oh, wait, here's him dressed as a trans woman yelling that's it. And saying the nword. And I think that they say, you know what, let's move on to the next guy. Ah, here. You know what, Chris, maybe a better choice.

[John Stamos]

A better choice. I thought it was the black face. You did blackface.

[Chris Distefano]

But I mean, it worked out for Jimmy. Jimmy did blackface.

[Yannis Pappas]

Jimmy did blackface.

[John Stamos]

Jimmy is the greatest. That guy has the energy of, you know. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Kimmel, we're talking about. Yeah, yeah.

[John Stamos]

No, you're talking about Fallon as well. Kimmel. No, he didn't. Kimmel did. Kimmel.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, he dressed. Yeah, he did what he just did.

[John Stamos]

What he getting through this. This, you know, issue that he did is. Is remarkable. It's the beginning of, of us sort of fighting for, oh, Kimmel.

[Yannis Pappas]

And they just re signed him again at abc, so it's good.

[John Stamos]

Did you meet him with me ever? Never met him. Great.

[Chris Distefano]

Chris knows him well, though. Oh, well, he guest hosted the show.

[John Stamos]

You know what? I saw that. I swear to God, I saw it and I go, why the did they not ask me to guest host?

[Yannis Pappas]

Right?

[John Stamos]

They never have.

[Chris Distefano]

Have.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Jimmy, that's. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

What is up with that?

[John Stamos]

I saw that. I wondered why.

[Yannis Pappas]

Why?

[John Stamos]

You were good. I'm kidding. You were good.

[Yannis Pappas]

I do, Yeah. I. Jimmy and I.

[John Stamos]

Seriously.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Do you think there's anti Greek kind of.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Discrimination.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, I think. I don't know. Jimmy has asked. Kimmel has asked me, you know, obviously getting the podcast back with Giannis. He asked me if I do the podcast with a mask on. Because being around a Greek. So there might be. Might be something that he's just feels that way. I don't know.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

When you do these talk shows.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

For you folks out there, you have to like do pre interviews and you literally have to figure out like almost everything you're saying, like what they're gonna ask you, what the joke is, what the thing is.

[Yannis Pappas]

Sure. It's. It's a little. And that's why for us as comics, that's harder for us because we like to be in a free flow like we are now. And just because anytime you tell me to perform my joke and it's not in a stand up setting, it's very, very, very difficult.

[John Stamos]

It's difficult. It's hard to do those shows because you have five, six minutes, you gotta be funny, you gotta promote what you're doing. I'm on this new show called Palm Royale with Kristen Wiig and you have to be charming and likable and you know, all that stuff. And six, seven minutes.

[Chris Distefano]

She's one of the funniest. She literally is one of the funniest. She was people.

[John Stamos]

She is.

[Chris Distefano]

So tell us about this show.

[John Stamos]

I play a lawyer slash gynecologist. And that was. I said, sign me up.

[Yannis Pappas]

Nice. You could sue yourself.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I could go down and. It was great.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's great.

[Chris Distefano]

You've done. For a gynecology. I mean.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I've seen a couple.

[Chris Distefano]

You've seen a few of those.

[John Stamos]

That part was easy. The lawyer part was tough, you know.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

It was a great character. You should watch. You guys. Your wife probably like it. You're married, too, right?

[Yannis Pappas]

I am married.

[John Stamos]

Do you have kids?

[Yannis Pappas]

I do. I have three kids.

[Chris Distefano]

I'm sitting between two guys who've gotten.

[Yannis Pappas]

A lot of pussy.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

I just wanted it.

[Chris Distefano]

I just had that moment. I realized. I mean, I've had some in my life, but I'm sitting between two hall of Fame pros who've gotten a lot.

[Yannis Pappas]

Of pussy between two. You're sitting between two guys who you can bet almost near 100% have at least one strand of HPV.

[John Stamos]

I thought you were going to say Eskimo Brothers.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, well, that too. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I've known Chris for 15 years. And two bouts of syphilis.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Yannis Pappas]

I went old school. Yeah. Yes. I've gotten diseases. Benjamin Franklin's gotten. That's how. That's the level I was playing at. But now we're good with great. We have a beautiful family at home. Good, good. And now, if anything, you know, we don't. We. We're faithful. We love it. And you know, outside of random sex with men, there's no. I'm keeping in my pants.

[Chris Distefano]

You're allowed to do that Thought pop through my head. These guys got a lot of pussy.

[John Stamos]

They really did.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then. And then we're sitting in a room with Nick, who's in his mid-40s, has gotten next to no pussies, who's wearing a listening. No, no. He gets a lot of put girls love an NWO wrestling shirt. That's what they really do.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, they love it.

[Yannis Pappas]

And orange sneakers. They were soaking.

[John Stamos]

I'm sure you did. Well. Giannis before. And your wife. Stunning.

[Yannis Pappas]

Crush it. No, here's.

[John Stamos]

The wife is too good looking for you.

[Chris Distefano]

No, no, I said the same thing.

[Yannis Pappas]

He out kicked his coverage.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

You want to hear true story? You won't even remember this because this is just your life and that's part of the joke, but this is a true story. When I went with him to this sort of after hours place, he had a couple of friends, was a bunch of Us hanging out. But anyway, this girl comes over, this woman. She must have been like, you probably don't even remember this. I. I was telling it on stage for a little while. It must have been in her 50s. Yeah, I probably will again. Or maybe I'll just do it here. And I swear to God, she comes up to him. She's shaking or whatever, and she's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. She's like, I have this story to tell you.

[Yannis Pappas]

She was like, is she shaking, Nervous? She has Parkinson's?

[Chris Distefano]

No, she was shaking, nervous. Like, let me make sure. Like, oh, my God.

[Yannis Pappas]

Like John Stamos. Yes.

[John Stamos]

We're at Bathtub Gin.

[Yannis Pappas]

Right.

[John Stamos]

Which is a great place.

[Yannis Pappas]

Right? This already sounds like one of my aunts.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

So.

[Chris Distefano]

And then she goes, you don't know. You don't know this, but, like, 20 years ago, 25 years ago, woman was in her 50s. So I guess when she was young, she's like, I went to a Beach Boys concert or whatever. And she was like, you don't understand how big a fan I am. Like, I had you up on my wall, full hat, like. And then she goes, you threw out a Coke can? You threw out a can of Coca Cola? Yeah, like a can. And she goes. And she goes, I went in the garbage and got the can, and I still have the can.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, my God.

[Chris Distefano]

And my favorite part about it. And then she was like, can I just get your autograph? Or whatever. He was like, you. Because he was just doing the pleasantries. Because imagine your life is hearing stories like this. If a woman told me this, yes, my ego would be through the roof. Or I would call the police and say, I have a stalker. Someone's going through my garbage. But he was so used to it, he was like, yeah, what do you.

[Yannis Pappas]

Want me to sign?

[John Stamos]

All right.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, it was just like, another Tuesday for him. So you want me to sign your tit? What do you want me to say?

[Yannis Pappas]

Is Lorena Bobbitt for cutting off her husband's penis?

[Chris Distefano]

This was a girl who just told him that she kept his garbage for 20 years. And he was just like, yeah, just kind of. Dude, it's kind of what you guys do. You keep my garbage?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Is.

[Chris Distefano]

You don't remember that, do you? No, I don't. How funny is that?

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, it probably happens to him all the time. Just, you know, that's odd.

[John Stamos]

That is rude.

[Yannis Pappas]

And he probably can't acknowledge it because Coca Cola is not a sponsor. He's with Pepsi.

[Chris Distefano]

That's right.

[Yannis Pappas]

So can you change the can to Pepsi. And then he can acknowledge it. Yes, he remembers. I do love Oikos. I love any type of Greek yogurt. 000 saturated fat. 19 grams of protein. It's good for your heart, good for your color.

[John Stamos]

Do you watch. Do your wife's watch? Hunting wives. The hunting wives.

[Chris Distefano]

My wife does. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

I'm going to be on next.

[Chris Distefano]

That's what. That's why she texted me and said, oh, she's looking forward to seeing you on that.

[John Stamos]

Is that what she said?

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

And.

[John Stamos]

And you know, it's kind of erotic. The show is. I mean it's. You know, it's tiddly. And my. I went to tell my wife. I said, well, they called and they said, you know, we're thinking about. We. There's a scene. Oral sex scene in there. You know. I said, giving or receiving? I said, receiving.

[Yannis Pappas]

Beautiful girl.

[John Stamos]

Okay, I'm in.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

So now. Oh, now I gotta approach my wife. I was like, love, I know. You've seen the show. They're thinking about asking me, are you gonna show your penis?

[Yannis Pappas]

Penis?

[John Stamos]

Like. No. Why? You should show your penis.

[Yannis Pappas]

Pull it out.

[John Stamos]

I'm not going to show my cut now.

[Yannis Pappas]

Why not?

[Chris Distefano]

Every time. Everyone should read Stamos's book. You want to know why?

[Yannis Pappas]

Tell me.

[Chris Distefano]

Because Stamos used to party big.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. And he's open about it. I like that.

[Chris Distefano]

It's a party big. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Especially with no cameras back then. 80. Famous. Having the type of fame you had in the 90s, right? That's when it was 80s. 90s. I mean. I mean, like what? I can't imagine what life must have been like for you or anybody like you at that time. I mean, Full House was the biggest show in the world and he's one of the stars.

[Chris Distefano]

I'd give you the book so you could read it, but all the pages are stuck together.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oikos.

[John Stamos]

Oikos.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

I dropped my oikos on page 18. That's how old she was. Babe. Here's the thing is I know you just came from Texas. Every time I go to Texas in these deep south states, I always get upset because I can't watch porn. They block porn. Pornhub. And I need a VPN. That's why I want to go to NordVPN, so I can splooge in my belly button.

[Chris Distefano]

Because NORDVPN is a great vpn. And you just need one. You need one for your cyber protection, for all the trackers trying to track you to market to You. But most importantly, to be able to jack off in Republican state.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what it is. Because a lot of times that's the only thing that calms me down after the flight before the show is I got it. Sometimes I start jerking off at the reception desk.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

I just start yelling, I'm a Marriott Bonvoy Rewards member.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes. Some guys smoke a cigar torn. Some guys got to empty the glue gun.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

You need it. You absolutely need it. So what we want you to do, because if you want this, which you.

[Yannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

It, everyone needs a VPN on your phone.

[Yannis Pappas]

We've actually both used this and we used a promo code because we need it.

[Chris Distefano]

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[Yannis Pappas]

Also go to NordVPN News to find the latest news updates in the NORDVPN news document before. Oh cuz look at this Manscape baby. I mean look at that magician on the front. I mean that is just. Do you shave your pubes? How do you what do you do?

[Chris Distefano]

I shave my pubes. You want to see?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah. Let me see.

[Chris Distefano]

I keep them nice.

[Yannis Pappas]

Go on, let me see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Kids shaved. Yeah. See? Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Brought to you by manscape.

[Yannis Pappas]

By manscaped. Right there. Cuz this has got the crop preserver.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Just put a little bit that on your balls.

[Chris Distefano]

Cuz you gotta clean up your jewels.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, you got the crop mop soother. Yeah. The ball aftershave lotion. And then you got this guy on the front who looks like he mirrors your phone to make you believe that he's reading the name out of your phone and doing cartridge Meeting, birthdays.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Manscape is great. Look, everyone should be cleaning up their piece.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Because the fumes are in the hair.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes. So you keep the.

[Chris Distefano]

I keep my guy as a Greek.

[Yannis Pappas]

You know that.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes. So I always keep my guy trimmed down. I trim my balls. They give you a nice little.

[Yannis Pappas]

Little. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Everyone needs to get manscaped. And because these are high quality, they really, you know, the company does so well. This is a high quality trimmer right here.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what it is.

[Chris Distefano]

And then you throw this one in the nose.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

And boom, you get the whole.

[Yannis Pappas]

Now Nick, I want to just make it clear that the Christmas gift we got you is not this manscape. We got another one.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, we got something.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's something different. So it's not this box. Don't worry that it looks like that. That's all part of their, you know, packaging.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

So we're talking about the Mancape Performance Package 5.0 Ultra. It's the ultimate upgrade because not says Happy Holidays like a perfectly groomed pe.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what it is. I want you to get the Weed Whacker 3.0. Get your ear, nose and eyebrow trimmer. Trim all the stray hairs your face creates no surprises, no awkward moments with the Weed Whacker. Sometimes what I like to do cuz is I like to hit the Weed whacker. I like to put on my nose, my eyebrow and then I like to put it on my piece, cuz sometimes while I'm like. While I'm whacking my weeds, I'm whacking my.

[Chris Distefano]

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[Yannis Pappas]

That's it.

[John Stamos]

I need some jokes, guys. For tonight.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

What are you saying?

[John Stamos]

Or is this interesting? Is this.

[Yannis Pappas]

No.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, of course.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no, no. So what. So what do you. I got the questions they've asked.

[John Stamos]

Christmas. They want Christmas. Right. So. Stuff. I have a. This is a true story too. My mother in law makes this. This dessert and it's like. Like pirates. Booty and. And sugar and caramel and cream and stuff. And it's so good, you become addicted to it. We call it crack. It's my. It's my. It's my mother in law's Crack. And you can't stop eating my mother in law's crack. And people come over before they even say Merry Christmas. Like, is your mother in law's crack out? And you know, it's a mother in law's crack run.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, I get.

[John Stamos]

I get it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, my crack. Yeah, Right, right. Okay.

[John Stamos]

One year she didn't make it. Everybody. It's like Christmas heroin.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[John Stamos]

Stuff. It's so you can't stop eating the crack.

[Chris Distefano]

Right?

[John Stamos]

Right.

[Yannis Pappas]

Can't stop eating the crack. Yes. Smoking the crack.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Butt crack. There's a pirate joke in there. You can make a play.

[John Stamos]

The FedEx guy said, Respect your, Your mother in law's crack changed my life. I said, how did he get it?

[Yannis Pappas]

You know?

[Chris Distefano]

Right. I like it.

[Yannis Pappas]

I like that. And Jimmy's going to laugh at that. He'll be, he'll be subtly drunk.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

By then. No, sure. Jimmy likes to booze it up. It's just a known. It's great. You can't. I, I know you don't acknowledge that.

[John Stamos]

You know, I don't know. I don't know.

[Yannis Pappas]

I've had something like that. That's the thing with me is I like an honest per. At this point in my life. I'm done with the. I'm done with the bullshit.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Like my, like my wife got upset the other day that one of our daughter's teachers, she posts on Facebook that she goes out and drinks on Friday night. I said, what else do you. This girl's 25 years old. You want her to be drinking and doing stuff like that. I don't want any of these weirdos that are going home and knitting and going to a protest. I want her out there drinking, you know, having sex in a car in the parking lot off the Sauna mill. That's a 25 year old girl.

[Chris Distefano]

Nate told me story when he, you know, Nate Barot. Nate Bar. Him and Jimmy are obviously really close now.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

But this is Kim F. No, Fi and. And Fallon.

[John Stamos]

Okay. So Garcia is what works with him a lot.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Yeah. So when they, they way back in the day told me this story. They were drinking and yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy can throw him back.

[Yannis Pappas]

Throw him back. But it's, it's. We. We all see him at the comedy clubs. A lot of, A lot of guys like to drink. It's legal.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. And Nate used to drink a lot.

[John Stamos]

And I've never seen him drunk on his show.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no, no, Nate, Nate, yeah. Nate likes to drink a lot. And I'm a big, I'm a big Advocate for getting drunk Nate. Back I read ST Nate is what we used to call him Drunk Nate. From the. The Nate that only Giannis and I and the other comics in New York have seen is the real Nate, the fun Nate. That's the Nate that I hope one day pops out well at the right time. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

But I mean, that's the point is like, that was. But he told me this story where he got really drunk with Fallon and he, he got so drunk that he became a little like Red Stag Nate, we used it to call calm. And so he said something to Fallon like that was a little, you know.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. A little like Jimmy didn't know what to do. Jimmy didn't know how to turn that into a game.

[Chris Distefano]

He goes, like, he goes. He goes. What do you mean, man?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? We can't let them in. What does that mean?

[Chris Distefano]

Nate was. Ah, sorry.

[John Stamos]

Now, do we think Nate's doing a little too much the music, amusement park?

[Yannis Pappas]

I mean. Well, that's the thing. Yeah. No, I mean, I think I said go for it. I don't know. Yes, I say go for it.

[Chris Distefano]

He always wanted to be the biggest comedy comic on the planet. That was always his goal. I've known him.

[John Stamos]

But Dollywood, It's a lot.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, it's a lot. And he wants to be Walt Disney, which I respect the guy's, you know, vision. On.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, he already hates Jews, so that he's already.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes, yes. He wants to name the theme park the Wolf Slayer, which I think is a little much too much.

[Chris Distefano]

So, I mean, he's the perfect guy to fill his shoes.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, you got. You comics have been brutal with each other these days.

[Yannis Pappas]

But this is what we.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

What's good, though?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, no, but it's.

[John Stamos]

Well, it's getting too much.

[Chris Distefano]

I think it's because everyone, everyone sees versions of people on the Internet that are very one dimensional and they're just like starting to attack each other. I also think that's all that's left to do on the Internet.

[Yannis Pappas]

And I think, and I think that what happened is too, with the Internet and just with comedy becoming as big as it's become. Some comedians now are not. They're. They're using their platform to not do comedy. And then that for us is like, well, now you're going to get made fun of for that. You have to be funny every time you come on the camera. That's our job. I'm never going to go ever say anything, anything serious, even if you force me to. I'll just make a joke because that's what I'm presenting myself. So the minute you start to get too serious for comics, we're like, now you're going to get abused. And also, that's how we show love. I mean, we've been making fun of each other in the back. Spouse of comedy clubs.

[John Stamos]

Well, you guys do it with love years.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes, with love.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Stamos]

You know, Rickles was like my father the best.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

He was very close with Rickles and he.

[Yannis Pappas]

Mom.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. And he said, your father. Yeah, I know. I got, I got the joke. I mean, no, it's here to be fun. Funny.

[Yannis Pappas]

It was an honest question.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. And I said, yeah, okay.

[Yannis Pappas]

Thank you.

[John Stamos]

My testicles look like. Yeah, you're supposed to. Anything I say is funny, man. Crickets.

[Yannis Pappas]

Now you're dressed like a Christmas ornament.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I know. That was good. I had to. I was on the.

[Yannis Pappas]

I do love it. Yes.

[John Stamos]

But where were we? Rickles comedy guys.

[Chris Distefano]

Rickles was.

[John Stamos]

I'm. I'm a huge. I don't know if you know Chris, but like, I'm a. I'm a stage stand up groupie. I love fascinating. Outside of Yanni, I loved, you know, Shanling was because of Bob. Dave I got to spend time with. I got to meet a lot of comics over the years and, well, that's.

[Yannis Pappas]

What'S, you know, about Bob Saget, who we all loved.

[John Stamos]

Did you know Bob?

[Yannis Pappas]

I did know. I didn't know him that. That well, but I got to see him. I'm. I'm thankful I got to see him perform live with Jeff Ross and Gilbert Godfrey. Godfrey also passed away.

[John Stamos]

He did.

[Yannis Pappas]

They had a great show. Jeff Ross and David Tell had a great show on Netflix called Bumping Mice. Yes. And I was at the recording that those guys were at Bob Saget and Gilbert Godfrey. So I got to watch him live and then you know, sadly passed away shortly thereafter. But what was all. What's awesome about him, what comics knew was how dirty his comedy was. But that was a, you know. No, like, my mother loved Full House. Didn't know that. But when I got into Com, I was like, oh, the old Bob Saget was awesome. All these cursing. But you knew that, like, on the set of Full House, Bob was Bob, but the public didn't know that. That's fascinating. Fascinating to me.

[John Stamos]

He was. And you know, the bummer is, like you said, like, he had such respect from comics. He didn't know. That's the saddest part about his death to Me was that he didn't know how loved he was. You know, when he died, it was like Princess Diana died or something.

[Chris Distefano]

Sure.

[John Stamos]

I mean, the outpouring was insane.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, you wrote that beautiful article about him that actually I was reading when I was in San Diego. I actually teared up. I couldn't believe you that.

[Yannis Pappas]

Did you caveat to that? He was tearing up because his stuff. It's ticket sales.

[Chris Distefano]

I mean, mean.

[John Stamos]

No, he was killing. Oh, oh, him.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah, that part. That too. Yeah. They were still strong.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's what it is. Everybody had a little bit of that stimulus money.

[John Stamos]

You guys are a lot of like, you do the same face stuff.

[Yannis Pappas]

You call each other kid mentally.

[Chris Distefano]

No. I remember when our friend noticed it first. He goes, he goes, he goes. Neither one of you guys talk like that, but when you get together, you both talk.

[Yannis Pappas]

I know my, my Jasmine, my wife. And I'm sure your wife has very. She gets very annoyed when I'm on the phone with him because she's like, why do you start talking like that? It really pisses me off. I'm like, it's my thing.

[John Stamos]

Stage voice.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Well, we just had like, we'd like two kids in the back of the class.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Having fun.

[John Stamos]

Just.

[Yannis Pappas]

But, but to go back to Bob Saget, he was so respected and when he came into the comedy club, it was like you're seeing like a comedy legend where you're like, you know, we see a lot the comedy show every with Louis CK and Colin Quinn and Chappelle. All these guys come, come in, but Bob Saget's like that. It's like it was a be. Like Jim Norton told me once, it was like, it's like seeing Robin Williams when he was alive. Like he would come in randomly, rarely, and then it's like, wow, that's him. Same with Bob Saget.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, something hide it just so he could write down your jokes.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what they said.

[John Stamos]

Chappelle loved Bob. You know, he spoke at his funeral. He, he, he said that like when Chappelle was coming up that Bob like helped him out and, you know, sure was a good.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

So did Bob Saget get that role on Full House? Just being like a stand up, like a dirty, filthy stand up comic who he was, that what he presented his commie as. And they were like, he might be perfect to be the TV clean dad. Is that how it happened?

[John Stamos]

No. You know, Jeff Franklin, who created the show, always wanted Bob. Bob was doing like some morning show here in New York and he wasn't Available. And so no, he was. But, but, but Jeff knew him as a comic. Bob used to do warm up in the, in the, like, live sitcom audiences. So when Jeff was working on Laverne and Shirley and I think Bosom Buddies and stuff, Bob was the stand up guy in the audience.

[Yannis Pappas]

See that, that, you know, what you say, like, about, you know, the music, wholesome with the Beach Boys and all that. I want to start doing, like, I have a sitcom in development right now. You know, I'm, I want to be like, oh, put it like a wholesome show out there. I just know even if it gets on, people don't watch that kind of TV anymore. And I wish they would like that path for standups to get on a sitcom and do that was like the path that's just you. Again, it's still available, but it doesn't. You just. Nobody watches anymore.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, but they. Maybe they would because you're like, what are your kids? What do they watch?

[Yannis Pappas]

Like, I'm like, Mr. Baby. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

They're online.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. YouTube and all that. And I try to, I try to watch, but I will say, do they.

[John Stamos]

Watch Full House yet?

[Yannis Pappas]

They watch Fuller House. My kids watch Fuller. So they didn't understand my kids, like, you know, we were. When. Remember episode one of Fuller House? My daughter, who's 10 now, my stepson's 15. When my wife and I started singing the theme song to Full House, they were looking at us like, how do you know that? Have you seen the show? We're like, what are you talking. They didn't understand that Full House was a show.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

To begin with, you know, and when we were kids. Kids. But what I noticed about them is, yes, they enjoy the Mr. Beast of the World and the Tik Tok stuff, but when we sit down and make them watch, like a family movie from our time.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. They love, love it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, they love it.

[John Stamos]

It's. I, I fought the show forever. Like, you know, I was like, well, that show, I don't want to be a part of that. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

You almost walked out on the pilot. Right. Or you don't want to do the pilot.

[John Stamos]

I, yeah, the kids were getting all the laughs. I'm like, what am I do this Romper Room, you know, I want out, you know.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And I've, you know, it took me years of, of. And I've, you know, I've done everything since. I've been so, you know, lucky to done five Broadway show. I was. The last thing I did was with James Earl Jones, and it was a Powerful dramatic play by Gore Vidal. Are we boring? You know?

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no, this is great. And James Al Jones. Mustafa.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, right. One of the most, you know, well respected, greatest actors of our. And. And the Last Day. It was a really powerful show and people, you know, it was very serious, very political drama by Gorby at all. And I remember telling him on our. On our way out, I said, I called him Big Daddy. It's a big daddy. He called me Little John. It's a big Daddy. You. You did something that no one's done, Daddy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

I don't know why. Go ahead.

[Yannis Pappas]

On paper, John, I gotta be honest with you. On paper, you're as about as gay as they come.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Broadway shows, call men.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. My wife thought I was gay when she first met me.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, we're all a little gay.

[Yannis Pappas]

We all are.

[Chris Distefano]

We perform.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes. I'm saying that as a fellow guy who. Also on paper, I'm on paper. And in reality, because I always thought.

[Chris Distefano]

It was funny that the black community, that's their big thing, they go, oh, they're going to turn you gay. You know, there's paranoia with all the comics, like, oh, you got to do gay stuff. It's like, yeah, dude, we're all already a little gay.

[John Stamos]

Gay adjacent.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, we are. Just the simple fact that we're out here doing a performing art.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Why is that gay? Because to the guys from our neighborhood, you think the guys working out local 3 electricians are like, hey, look, these guys. Yeah, they think we're gay.

[Chris Distefano]

Come see our skit.

[Yannis Pappas]

Come see me perform. Yeah. You don't think that they're taking freeze frames of us right now and making the mic into a huge penis. And then white cream come out and then they'll write Oikos.

[John Stamos]

So I'm walking across James Earl Jones and I said to him, you changed the perception of me. You know, people see me in a new way. And I appreciate that, Big Daddy. Stage door opens up and everybody's Uncle Jesse, Uncle Jesse say, have mercy. And I couldn't even look at him. And then I finally kind of glanced over at him and someone had their phone out and said, james, could you do Luke, I am your father, for my kid on the phone? And we just looked at each other and laughed.

[Yannis Pappas]

But you know what?

[Chris Distefano]

So everybody, Everybody has.

[Yannis Pappas]

Everybody gets it. Everybody gets it. And yes, you were Uncle Jesse to me, but you've done a great job of now you're John Stamos. You've done so many other things. Jason Alexander being George. I think now is starting to become like Jason Alexander. For a while, we would see him as. He's George.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. From Kramer.

[Yannis Pappas]

Kramer's Kramer. So it's not. And now you got a lot of fame and fortune out of it. That's great. But I think as an actor, sometimes you want to be you first.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. But that's happened, so I'm not bitter about it. And then when I hear. When I see Billy watching the show, this Full House is like, I get it now. Like, I get the show is about love.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And it's like, I want him to watch shows like that. He is love.

[Yannis Pappas]

I'm telling you. Shows, like, if you do them right, they are like Joe Rogan has told us before. Like, he watches Big Bang Theory with his wife and kids, and he actually laughs out loud because if it's done right, you can do it. It's just, I think so many of them have been done wrong.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

I'm going to change that. I'm going to do it right.

[John Stamos]

What's your sitcom about?

[Yannis Pappas]

It's about my family, by the way. No, actually, would there be a role. Would you. Would you be interested playing a Latino or do you have to play.

[Chris Distefano]

You can't do that anymore.

[Yannis Pappas]

Right, Right.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, Right.

[Yannis Pappas]

Can't do that.

[John Stamos]

Mexican.

[Yannis Pappas]

I can play Mexican. Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

Can't do that.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes, you can't do that.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, but what is it? Is it latte?

[Yannis Pappas]

What is it the premise is? Yeah, it's about my family. You know, I got a wife, three kids, one of my oldest ones, and my stepson. You know, my father lives downstairs. He's like a kind of in and out of jail guy, divorced from my mom. Like, you know, the.

[Chris Distefano]

And he's got to hide them from ice.

[Yannis Pappas]

Gotta. Exactly.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Yannis Pappas]

I'd watch that. Yes. Yes. So, but it's like, you know, it's basically the updated. My version. Everybody Loves Raymond was my show from my neighborhood. I love Ray Romano. It's like my version of that. So it's like your family sitcom and Jimmy Kimmel's producing, and Jimmy's in agreement with me as like, you know what, Chris? Even if we think this may not get the views creatively, if this is the show you want to do, let's do it.

[John Stamos]

Do it.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, let's try it.

[John Stamos]

You should.

[Yannis Pappas]

He wants to do it with a live audience. He wants it because he's a Norman Lear guy, Jimmy. So he's like, I want to do it like that.

[John Stamos]

If you do it with love and good writing and good values and good.

[Yannis Pappas]

Things that's what I'm looking for.

[John Stamos]

It needs to be on. I watched some of these other shows that Billy's watching, and it's like. It's shit. It's.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

The parents are assholes. The kids are, like, shitty. All the fart jokes, poop jokes, they're shitty to the parents. The parents dummies.

[Chris Distefano]

What's he watching?

[John Stamos]

Billy now he watches your.

[Yannis Pappas]

Billy's your son. Okay. I wasn't sure.

[John Stamos]

K Pop Demon Hunter.

[Yannis Pappas]

Sure.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, my kids love.

[Yannis Pappas]

Seen it a thousand times. K Pop Demon Hunters.

[John Stamos]

He does. He does. He does. Like Beast. And I like Mark Rober better for him to watch Mr. Beast call me one day, and I put him on the phone with Billy, and that was pretty cool. It's great.

[Chris Distefano]

Very cool.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, but Jimmy, you should. I mean, he knows how to do those shows. There's a. There's a voice void that. That needs to be.

[Yannis Pappas]

What do you think of this? As my parents ready for this? Steve Sharipa, My dad ready for my mom, Cyndi Lauper. What do you think?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

You like that? Yeah, you like that? Like that? And then what else? And I was thinking, as my stepson, Nick Fuentes. What? Just to get the views.

[Chris Distefano]

I like that. I like that. So hot right now.

[John Stamos]

Scott.

[Yannis Pappas]

Scott Lanker's working on Scott Lanker from Kill It. Scotty. Scotty. See, he does know you.

[John Stamos]

I know him, John.

[Yannis Pappas]

Scott. Scott's a great guy.

[John Stamos]

You should do that. That'd be good.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, I'm gonna.

[John Stamos]

What are we gonna be, the gay uncle?

[Yannis Pappas]

No, we're gonna get him in. Well, he's gonna play his Marisa character, and that's gonna be my wife.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Oh, good.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes. The Latina we're gonna have.

[John Stamos]

Should do it on HBO so you can have sex.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, we want to try to do, like, AB Obviously, you know, Jimmy abc. So it's like. But we want to try to do something different. You know, we'll see. I mean, see, I'm very. Also very well aware everybody thinks when there's, oh, I'm gonna do something different. I am aware that the odds are stacked against me, but. But I just want to. What I've learned about failing so much is I'll do what I want to do.

[John Stamos]

And different is what you want to do.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Because there's. Nobody's doing that.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

You know what happened? You know, the. The truth is, like, Full House was whatever, but all the stars lined up and chemistry happened. Like, that's the thing. If you get. Have chemistry with someone and you can't cast, you can't pay for it. It just has to happen.

[Yannis Pappas]

It has to happen. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Then you know. But Jimmy knows how to do it.

[Yannis Pappas]

I mean, he knows how to do it. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Is that what it is? It's just sometimes it's just like.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, yeah. I've been on a million shows.

[Chris Distefano]

You got to put it in. God.

[John Stamos]

I've had my own. Two or three of my own shows.

[Yannis Pappas]

That work and it doesn't matter. Just putting star power together. If you put the fourth most famous people. That doesn't work. I always go back to. Even on podcasting, there was a time people don't even. I think this is how it just didn't do well. I think it was Obama and Bruce Springsteen had a podcast that nobody watched. Right.

[John Stamos]

No kids.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Because they just didn't. It didn't work on Zoom. No chemistry. And these are arguably two of the most famous people in the world and nobody watched it.

[John Stamos]

I want this to keep going, but I have to pee.

[Chris Distefano]

No, go ahead.

[John Stamos]

Here.

[Chris Distefano]

X.

[Yannis Pappas]

Have to move the tape into that.

[John Stamos]

Yes. Take that wall out.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what it is. That's what it is.

[John Stamos]

Can I go? What are you guys going to talk about while I'm.

[Chris Distefano]

We'll do a quick hat.

[Yannis Pappas]

We're going to talk. No, let. Let him go. And then we'll talk about his sweater.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. We'll talk about you when you. And then you come back.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And then where is it?

[Chris Distefano]

And Nick will take you and hold your dick while you.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes, exactly. You have an option. We have a yearly. Could piss right in Nick's hat. Whatever you like.

[Chris Distefano]

Take a. Take a walk with John Stamos. I mean, this kid's on EBT benefits.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes. He's on snap.

[Chris Distefano]

So you think.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Cuz he's got a wild life.

[Yannis Pappas]

If scoring stable. Look at it. He's got no ass.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

I mean. Yeah. Wait, that's what. Oh, yeah. Pull it out. Turn the cameras around. Oh, God. Yeah. I hope John pisses on Nick's hat as Nick puts his hat back on and lemon potatoes start growing out of his scalp. Wild guy, right?

[John Stamos]

I mean.

[Yannis Pappas]

I mean, this is he. The nerves of him. Because we're asking that he knows he can't say or acknowledge cuz he is past the point John line of what could ever take John. That's saying Nick Fuentes. No, he's not gonna, you know.

[Chris Distefano]

Totally cool with it. Yes, I did. I did whiskey ginger with him. And Santino made him sit in the producer's chair.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

And he's John Stamos. So he's just. He's a down earth guy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Because I'm noticing he keeps going like this. Whatever. And he can't do drugs anymore. Yeah. It's just what it is. So he's just a little fidgety. It's what we call being on the spectrum.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

It's what it is. He's a good guy, but he's got. Yeah, he's got a great show coming out with Chris Duke Wiig.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Kristen Wig, who's a piece. I think Kristen Wig's beautiful. She's a piece.

[Chris Distefano]

And she's.

[Yannis Pappas]

And I. And. And. And I just. You know, we'll say it here on camera so he doesn't hear it, but that story is going to bomb big on Fallon, which was the story he's going to tell about his mom's ass crack. Yeah. And we'll just let it sit and. No, no. I get laughs. It'll get left. It'll get TVs on it. Because he's good at. He's good at. He's so likable. But what Football.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. But what doesn't Jimmy laugh at?

[Yannis Pappas]

That's the thing. Jimmy's gonna laugh because I know. I know John can't acknowledge it, and I respect John for being professional, but Jimmy will be actively drunk on that show. He's a drunk. When he broke his hand, they said he fucking just fell down a flight of stairs. He was hammered. We know him. He's a comic.

[Chris Distefano]

He said he drinks a lot.

[Yannis Pappas]

He drinks a lot. And he might actually one day pass out on the set. And that's when I'll begin to watch the show.

[Chris Distefano]

I think when he's doing the show, he's just not even there. I think he just goes on autopilot.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, well, he's. He's fully. I mean, he's got a flask of whiskey underneath his desk. So John. But it's. But again, John. John's from the old school, which I respect, and I like what he said about being wholesome, because I think we got to start doing a little bit more of that. You know, we got to start. Why don't we have one episode a month that's wholesome?

[Chris Distefano]

You want to do a wholesome show.

[Yannis Pappas]

I want to do a wholesome episode. But I want this one.

[Chris Distefano]

We'll call it For Lynn.

[Yannis Pappas]

But I want to do. I want to do. I want to. I want to call it wholesome and I want to spell it H, O L E Some. And then the Whole. We'll do the whole episode of Butt Plugs.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Yannis Pappas]

Cuz I can't tell you how many times I've taken a Blue Chew Gold and gotten a Rock Hard in the back of o' Neals and I'm going to take a piss and I knocked down the signed poster of Mike Richter. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

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[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah, just pop a little Blue Chew.

[Chris Distefano]

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[Yannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Yannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

This jacket right here. Look at that.

[Chris Distefano]

That's a beautiful jacket.

[Yannis Pappas]

Quints, baby. I hope you can see that. Quint. I use this product. For real. For real. This was not sent to us. I use our promo code. I have probably now 10 items from quints.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

I love you love it too.

[Chris Distefano]

It's amazing. The quality is amazing. And that's all you can ask for is good prices, high quality. Go peruse for yourself. It's unbelievable, dude.

[Yannis Pappas]

One of the wealthiest guys that I know has half of his stuff in his house is from quints. His comforters, everything's from Quince. Because you think that because it costs less, it's cheap. It's not cheap. Everything that it's just. They cut out the middleman and they're just giving you clothing items for what they should. What they should cost in the first place. I mean, a lot of these other companies, they jack up the price just to put their little name on the tag. There's no reason for it. Quince is direct to consumer and I love it. They cut out the middleman and the traditional markup. And Quint, I'm telling you for yourself, for a Christmas gift, go to Quint. They have awesome. The down jacket that I have right here to get me through the cold weather. Yeah. Quints. And it's warm as this jacket.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. And it's stylish. Their clothes are really, really stylish.

[Yannis Pappas]

And they have stuff for home bath, kitchen travel. Like I, I got a comforter from quints. It's lovely.

[Chris Distefano]

Ooh, nice.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

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[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, here.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. That's Q-U I N C E.com hyenas free shipping and 365 day returns. Quint.com hyenas but you know what the.

[Yannis Pappas]

The difference we said you, you're great.

[Chris Distefano]

Back in the day, guys would do wholesome stuff, right?

[Yannis Pappas]

But.

[Chris Distefano]

But then they would be personally, they would be dirt bags.

[Yannis Pappas]

Right?

[Chris Distefano]

And nobody knew about it. Now everything's just recorded forever. I mean, Johnny Carson used to get so drunk. I remember. Who's the guy who used to own Dangerfields?

[Yannis Pappas]

Who was Rodney Dangerfields? Who was Rodney's partner?

[Chris Distefano]

The guy whose partner. Who kept. Who kept it? The old guy, whatever. You ever do Dangerfields.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, of course.

[Chris Distefano]

Whatever his name is.

[Yannis Pappas]

His partner. The waiter.

[Chris Distefano]

No, no, not the waiter. The old Greek waiter. The. Anyway, the owner.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, yes.

[Chris Distefano]

Tom told me Carson used to come.

[Yannis Pappas]

In handy to Dangerfields.

[Chris Distefano]

To Dangerfields. Hammered. Because he lived close by. He would get so hammered he would curse people out. One time he grabbed this guy's wife's tits. The guy wanted to fight him. They had to break it up. And then he would walk home and they'd be like, you can't walk home. You're Johnny Carson. Like, yeah, back then he was, like, one of the most famous people on the planet, but he would insist on walking home drunk. So his. His driver, security would, like, drive the car next day.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

While he was, like, cursing him out, driving home.

[Yannis Pappas]

Dude. Did you ever hear.

[Chris Distefano]

That was just what it was.

[Yannis Pappas]

Do you ever hear that Johnny Carson story about how he accidentally offended, like, a mob guy's wife and the mob guy wanted to kill. He had a hit out on Carson. Carson had to go to Frank Sinatra and Sinatra had to say. Frank Sinatra basically had to say squash it all. Is that a real story? Did you ever hear a story like this?

[John Stamos]

I have another.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, you know the story. He does know. He did this podcast series with the guy who kidnapped Frank Sinatra's son, which is very.

[Yannis Pappas]

Why did he do that? Why did he kidnap his son?

[Chris Distefano]

You never heard about this story?

[John Stamos]

No, it was a great story.

[Chris Distefano]

No, you.

[John Stamos]

Well, because he was a nutter, and, and, and he wanted to make money, and he thought, I'm going to kidnap somebody famous. And God told him to. Actually, he was in his car and he said over the radio, God said, kidnap somebody. And he's. And the radio was off. And he, He. He was going to do Bob Hope's son, but he thought, oh, that's too patriotic. And so I went for Sinatra's. It's a crazy story.

[Yannis Pappas]

How long did he have him kidnapped for him?

[John Stamos]

For like, a. Like a few days. And people were going batshit. And he, you know, the MO MG and Conor said, oh, we'll find him. We'll kill him. The FBI, the CIA. And he was like, he. He left the gun and all the stuff up in Tahoe. They kidnapped in Tahoe and brought him down to. Near my house in the Valley. And he went back up there and he's skiing, trying to, you know, trying to throw off the FBI and everybody's trying to.

[Yannis Pappas]

How did they finally get him? Get. Get him back they.

[John Stamos]

He released him.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, he released him.

[John Stamos]

He released him. And then.

[Yannis Pappas]

Then.

[John Stamos]

Then they went after him. Then they got Barry.

[Chris Distefano]

How is it. How did he not get.

[Yannis Pappas]

Get killed?

[Chris Distefano]

Like, how did they let him live?

[John Stamos]

He was shot at a couple times. Sinatra wanted to kill him, of course. And. And. And the guy was a. In his 80s. I became friends with him. I said, we got to do the story. He would come over my house a lot and stuff, and he just. About two years ago, shot himself just out of the blue in a parking lot.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's kind of sad now, right, that, like, the Italian maf. They're not going to kill anybody anymore. Now, unfortunately, I'd like to get mer. I'd like to. I'd like that to come back. Well, I think the. The other mafias are stepping up. You got the Albanian mafia, got the Chinese mafia. They'll. You'll get popped by them. But I don't. I don't. I wish the Italian mafia just come back. You'd like to see some more bodies and trunks. Some. You know what I mean? Yeah, just the old school kind of vibes. You want that to come back just a little bit?

[John Stamos]

Well, you got your people.

[Yannis Pappas]

Tell them, well, I'm German, so we want to do something different.

[John Stamos]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

They like to clean the streets.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

So we get a swastika yet?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. You mean a second one?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Were you.

[Chris Distefano]

Were you nervous having this guy in your. Your house knowing that he kidnapped Frank Sinatra? Or was it because he was older? You felt like he was.

[John Stamos]

He was old. Yeah. I mean, at first I was. I was like, break this guy to my house. But he, you know, he's a sweet guy. He was, you know, up. He was. He was. He was a mental. You know, he had mental lunatic.

[Yannis Pappas]

But by then, he's old. He doesn't, you know, But I knew.

[John Stamos]

So I met Sinatra, you know, and.

[Yannis Pappas]

You met Sinatra?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Wow. What was he like?

[John Stamos]

Hey, you know, like. It was the. The good story is that my dad loved Sinatra. And, you know, you want to do something. Something great for your. Your dad because you love him. And I. I went to. Went to the concert, and I tried to, you know, call the publicist and whatever. Can we, you know, go backstage and if Frank wants to meet you, you'll know. I'm like, how the am I gonna know you?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, we go.

[John Stamos]

Rickles opens. I didn't know him then. And then there was an intermission. This little guy, Tony O, comes out, says, Mr. Sinatra, I'll meet you now. So I brought my dad My mom and everybody. And he's taking pictures and Boston people. My mom was drunk, so she wants to hug him. And Jilly Rizzo got her in a headlock almost, you know, And. And we take pictures and you could see Frank's like, bossing the photographer. And my dad's over there not taking a picture. And I could see Frank looking at him going like, you motherfucker. Either that motherfucker thinks he's too cool to take a picture with me, or that's the coolest motherfucker on the planet. He didn't need a picture. He just wanted. And that's how my dad.

[Yannis Pappas]

You think he was a fan of Full House Sinatra?

[John Stamos]

Did he just go, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's awesome. I was there with Paul Abdul, actually. Ooh, yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Hot.

[John Stamos]

Straight up.

[Chris Distefano]

Frank Sinatra may be one of the coolest dudes in American history.

[Yannis Pappas]

I would put him up icon.

[Chris Distefano]

As far as icon goes.

[Yannis Pappas]

Iconic cool factor. I think you have Sinatra, you have a Dean Martin, a jfk. Very.

[John Stamos]

I worked with Sammy on General Hospital.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's.

[John Stamos]

That's right.

[Yannis Pappas]

Wow, that's amazing.

[John Stamos]

My dad by Sammy Davis was on the show. I said, who's this Sammy Jr. Guy? I said, what, do you maybe listen to records? I said, what do I talk to him about? He said, well, he's a musician talking about playing drums. I wanted to play drums on the show. And they weren't really taking requests, you know, and. But there was a band set up and. And I was telling Mr. Davis Jr. They won't let me play drums on here. And he's like, hey, babe. You know, and we had this great conversation about music. And I think he got it. And he goes to the producers. Then he comes out to me, he says, just do what I say, man. And I do impression. I do impressions.

[Chris Distefano]

That's really good.

[Yannis Pappas]

Very talented. Do this on Tonight on the. You know what?

[John Stamos]

I think I told this story once before there. And so he said, just do what I say. And I. What the is that? And he gets up there and he said, I introduce him as the character. And he gets up, he says, black, you play dragon drums, right? And I'm like, It was totally ad libbed. I'm like, yeah. And there was a drum set up there. And I go up there and start playing. And he was playing piano and it was. I played music ever since.

[Chris Distefano]

That's crazy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Wow.

[Chris Distefano]

That's crazy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Play with them.

[John Stamos]

Did O's tell any of these stories?

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no, dude.

[Chris Distefano]

What do you think?

[John Stamos]

What other guests you have on?

[Yannis Pappas]

Do you we had. We've had you.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

We've had from YouTube, Ed Bassmaster, another one, Matt Rife. We had. We had on. We had Matt Rife. We have Tim Dillon.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Our fans don't like guests they like. But we. But you're standing.

[Yannis Pappas]

You got to be very specific. You're very specific. You've been about many times on the show at special needs Stamo. So to get the real guy in.

[Chris Distefano]

The fans are already rebelling against those. I saw like a few clubs on Patreon. They're like, what the. This guy?

[John Stamos]

Really?

[Yannis Pappas]

What, the guests?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, they just.

[Yannis Pappas]

They like us.

[John Stamos]

Oh.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh.

[Chris Distefano]

Because we put it up early.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, that's why they're like.

[Chris Distefano]

Like, they're gonna like you guys. You're gonna like you a lot. But I want to. What do you think? Because you've been around for a little while. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

What do you think?

[John Stamos]

You gotta go?

[Yannis Pappas]

No. What time do you have to go? You good? Yeah. Okay.

[Chris Distefano]

What. What do you think?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, I gotta go.

[Chris Distefano]

What do you think?

[John Stamos]

Where are you going?

[Yannis Pappas]

I got to pick up my daughter. I got to get all the way back to where we live. I promised my daughter I'd be there at pickup, which is at 2:50 and then I got to take her to Sephora at the mall. She's wants. You know, she wants makeup, so I got. I got no choice.

[John Stamos]

We don't need him, do we?

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Chris Distefano]

But do you think. What do you think about, like, is there been a drop off in talent? Like, do you see like the Internet? Are you upset about it? Do you think, like, it used to be better when there was gatekeepers and have. Has. Has the standard for entertainment gotten lower?

[John Stamos]

Do you mean actors like guys like.

[Chris Distefano]

Sammy Davis, Frank Sinatra?

[John Stamos]

Oh, yeah, we don't have that anymore.

[Yannis Pappas]

Now we have Tekashi 6 9.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, but who's that?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, you'll know.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, but there's, you know, like, I'll fight, but. But there is some great talent out there, you know, and like the. The Beach Boys were looking for a new drummer and I found the guy who's playing now on Instagram.

[Yannis Pappas]

Really?

[Chris Distefano]

Really?

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

So do you think though, then because of that. Because how now it's not. Doesn't really have a centralized location anymore, like a high Hollywood. Can you see in the future a Hollywood type, Holly? A city like Hollywood becoming, going like the way of a Detroit, where Detroit used to be the car industry and now it's just been so oversaturated that you don't need to make it in one place anymore. And Hollywood not having the power centralized as it once did, say 10 years in the future, I think it still.

[John Stamos]

Does have the power. I mean, everything's still there. The studios are still there. A lot of people go, I'm going to go to New York. And they, you know, what do they do out here? Podcast svg you a law order?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Which I did.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

But no, I think Hollywood is. I'm not.

[Yannis Pappas]

But for you guys, I think it's different from our, our.

[John Stamos]

You guys have paved a whole new thing.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what I'm saying. We had to carve our own niche and it, like, like, you know, we, we.

[John Stamos]

When did you guys. When did you have your first one?

[Yannis Pappas]

20, 18 or 17.

[Chris Distefano]

We started, we did three years, then we took a three and a half year break and back.

[Yannis Pappas]

Then we come back.

[Chris Distefano]

So we've been doing this again for a year. So it's like four years.

[Yannis Pappas]

Four years. Yeah, people love it. Yeah, people love it. Yes, I do love it. So, so we think, though, that there is an interesting thing where, you know, you start to see like the old world of Hollywood, the old way, it just doesn't fit. Like, like there's all these career opportunities outside of it now. Like, we both done very well this year and we both didn't even qualify for SAG after health insurance because we didn't make enough within the quote unquote business. But we made it all from off our, you know, from our fans are the ones who support us. So it's just, it's just weird.

[John Stamos]

But that's been a great thing because you can. Directly to the fans, you can give them what they want. They can give you money if they like you. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

You know.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. I don't know how to make it like, like someone says, oh, how do I make it as an actor now? I'm like, I don't know.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's the thing. I don't know what to tell. Even as a comedian, I'm like, I don't know what. I don't know.

[John Stamos]

But to have. But, but look, a comedian call Hitler good.

[Chris Distefano]

It's. People seem to.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what the algorithm's rewarding right now.

[John Stamos]

That's what they like.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what I want.

[John Stamos]

A comic can get a microphone and do their own, you know, podcast actors can make their own movies now with, with phone stuff. So it's.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, I noticed too, seeing a lot of guys now like, like, you know, you see like a Matthew McConaughey doing like multiple commercials that I know he had said on podcast 10 years ago that he wouldn't want to do that, and now he's doing that because I just don't think the movies that they used to do are just worth it anymore.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, that's odd to. It's sometimes weird when these big guys do these commercials, but, you know, it's. It's like a day's work and it's millions of amazing. It's hard to say that a lot.

[Chris Distefano]

Of young people will probably only know Will Ferrell as the page PayPal guy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Stamos]

No elf.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, yeah, that's what they know him. Elf. Elf is big elf on the should. How old is Billy?

[John Stamos]

He's seven.

[Yannis Pappas]

He's seven. So you do an elf on the shelf.

[John Stamos]

Yes.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yep. Same with me. Got to do that elf on the show.

[John Stamos]

You're 10 year old?

[Yannis Pappas]

I got 10. I have a 15. 10 and 4.

[John Stamos]

Oh, so.

[Yannis Pappas]

So they go, so you got to find that elf. I had no idea where. I mean, dude, I didn't either. You're running out of spots. I almost put in the dog's ass last night. No idea where to go with it.

[Chris Distefano]

Charge up, up the dog.

[Yannis Pappas]

Last.

[John Stamos]

Last year we. We left the things out in the office and he knew they were. They're out till Easter or something, you know.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

And then recently he goes, hey, the elf's gonna come back.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. December 1st, they have to come back.

[John Stamos]

We did it.

[Yannis Pappas]

And then you get into fights with your wife over it because what, you'll wake up at 3 o' clock in the morning, you're like, I gotta move the elf. You wake up the dog.

[John Stamos]

Why do you have to move the elf?

[Yannis Pappas]

Because you have to. The elf move every morning. The first thing my kids do is.

[John Stamos]

But I do it at night. You do it at night, right?

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, we do it. But I'm saying sometimes, you know, putting these little kids to bed, you fall asleep, you're exhausted, then you gotta wake up and then move the elf. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

John's like a big kid. You go to his house, he's got all his Disney stuff, right? You love this.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes, I do.

[John Stamos]

You do? You hate it.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, my parents treat.

[Yannis Pappas]

John's a Disney adult that we like.

[John Stamos]

My parents. Oh, yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

You guys. Because a lot of the Disney adults world thing. Well, because a lot of times the Disney adults, when they smile, they have very small teeth and big gums. They're very weird. Google Disney adult smile, Jesse, and you'll see the big gums and the very small baby teeth. It's almost like their teeth.

[John Stamos]

Why do I have that?

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no, no. That's what I'm saying. Gotta be one of the most handsome Disney. Yeah. Do the smile with the. Do the Disney adult teeth with the gums and the baby adults. Those are my people here.

[John Stamos]

Don't listen to this idiot.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's some. Look at this. See, this is the Disney adult mouth. That's. No, but this is it. This is. They got the.

[John Stamos]

Find anything on the Internet?

[Yannis Pappas]

It's gums and little teeth and it's not nice because they look in the mirror and their mouth. They look at their mouth, their teeth.

[John Stamos]

You're not being nice, but I'm just.

[Yannis Pappas]

Saying, like, look at this.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, I didn't see a lot of this, but I did see.

[Yannis Pappas]

I.

[Chris Distefano]

A lot of them are fat.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, they're a lot of. To be a very skinny bmi. Healthy. You don't look like your typical Disney adult.

[Chris Distefano]

My wife's a Disney adult. She's into it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

A little crazy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. There's outliers, but most of them have this. They're either very fat or they got the small baby teeth and the big.

[John Stamos]

You guys are dark and evil.

[Yannis Pappas]

We are.

[John Stamos]

You don't like happiness and joy, right? So.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, we grew up in.

[Chris Distefano]

We both grew up in Brooklyn.

[Yannis Pappas]

So what Wasn't big.

[Chris Distefano]

It just.

[Yannis Pappas]

Disney wasn't.

[John Stamos]

You go to Coney island to die.

[Chris Distefano]

We went to island to die.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, that's what it is. Disney wasn't a thing I couldn't just bring up to my brother. You know, Bronx born father like, dad, can you take him into Disney World? He would get a couple Oikos and throw it on my face.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, right.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. My dad was my dad. My parents treated me like I was 40 from when I was 2.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

So I do that.

[John Stamos]

Parents issues.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, that's Greeks, right? Greeks. You got to work, got to run.

[John Stamos]

The business now, so far, you've got. You've had.

[Chris Distefano]

You've.

[John Stamos]

You've made fun of Fallon, who you'll never be on his show. Disney. You're never going to work for Disney. Who else?

[Yannis Pappas]

Did they beat up your sweater?

[John Stamos]

My sweater?

[Yannis Pappas]

We'll never get. We'll never get to borrow that.

[John Stamos]

Yeah, that'd be good. What else? Else?

[Chris Distefano]

Who else would be a big fun.

[John Stamos]

Did you guys. Have you ever get up? Nobody listens to. Really that important. Listens to this, right?

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no.

[John Stamos]

Who.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, who do we have? Who's. Who do we have some fan? How about this? Can I ask you this? This is an honest question.

[Chris Distefano]

Would like my joke. I just use writing room as children. It's not a big deal.

[Yannis Pappas]

Is there any way you could pull the strings and somehow get us. Even if it's only on zoom. In person in your seat would be amazing. Can you get us Ethan Hawke?

[Chris Distefano]

Ethan Hawke.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's his favorite actor. Ethan Hawke. Friends is your friend.

[John Stamos]

I don't know him.

[Yannis Pappas]

You don't know Ethan? No.

[Chris Distefano]

You're supposed to say he's your favorite act.

[Yannis Pappas]

He's your favorite actor outside of John Stammer. Yes.

[John Stamos]

Spin this and win.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, no, that's, that's.

[Chris Distefano]

Who do you hate?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, give us one.

[Chris Distefano]

I don't hate anybody. No, there's got to be someone you know. I know, I know. I wouldn't say it on camera. I know two people he hates.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

The second one.

[Chris Distefano]

I know two people you hate. I can't.

[Yannis Pappas]

And we're gonna say those names. Patreon.com history. I knew. We will reveal those. Those names. No, we will not.

[John Stamos]

I met. I met my ex wife's husband recently.

[Yannis Pappas]

Rebecca Romaine's husband. Okay.

[John Stamos]

Jerry.

[Chris Distefano]

She was a peace.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, she was beautiful. Jerry. I know, I know. I. I've met him a couple times.

[John Stamos]

Couldn't have been nice.

[Yannis Pappas]

He actually is a great guy. Jerry.

[John Stamos]

No wanted not, you know, couldn't have been nice.

[Yannis Pappas]

He's comedy fan.

[Chris Distefano]

John's wife is graceful.

[John Stamos]

My beautiful now.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

She had, you know, this unbelievable. I don't know what she's doing because I'm. But she had this stunning people. She had this party at my house this weekend, our house, and all the kids from Billy's school came and about 50, 60 parents and everything, and they made baskets for kids that have lost their parents to ice the farmer. Farm workers. Go ahead and make jokes.

[Yannis Pappas]

I didn't say anything like, oh, kids that lost their parents to ice, and they're giving them.

[John Stamos]

They're giving them Christmas baskets and cards and got it for them to send to their parents.

[Yannis Pappas]

Their parents?

[John Stamos]

No, they don't have it. Well, their moms. A lot of the moms are still around.

[Yannis Pappas]

Got it.

[John Stamos]

But the dads. A lot of the dad's farmer. Yeah. Because she does. Yeah, she's.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

[Chris Distefano]

We had a Patreon name. What was it? Ice Dodgers.

[Yannis Pappas]

Something like a nice Brooklyn Ice. Like the Brooklyn Dodgers. This person called themselves the Brooklyn Ice Dodgers. Latino descent.

[John Stamos]

All right, let's take a call.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes, Nick is on SNAP benefits, if anyone wants to know.

[John Stamos]

Snapchat benefits.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes. No.

[John Stamos]

What do you guys. Who do you.

[Yannis Pappas]

Nick. Any Questions for John Stamos. Nick's a big TV fan.

[Chris Distefano]

He doesn't know anything outside of wwe.

[Yannis Pappas]

Nick. Yeah? Do you want to see John Stamos in the wwe? What about John wrestling Tatanka. Whoever.

[Chris Distefano]

Nick, were you a big Full House fan?

[Yannis Pappas]

I was, yeah. Huge Full House. I would watch it every day after school. And wrestling. Wrestling and Full House was my two biggest things. So. What? What, what?

[Chris Distefano]

Would you.

[Yannis Pappas]

Any questions for him? I actually stole one of your jokes from my standup. I used to do standup when I was in high school, and I stole something you said. Said once. Do you remember you had a flash forward with the twins when they grew up? Like, you were worried that they were gonna become nerds, and one of them was like, dad, I signed up for a sport, and you're like, great.

[Chris Distefano]

Is it football?

[John Stamos]

Basketball?

[Yannis Pappas]

He was like, no, dad, chess. And you were like, you know, so I kind of used that.

[Chris Distefano]

So that's why you're making clips with us.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

I don't remember saying that ever. Nick. I said that joke. It's faggot.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, it was you. It was you.

[Chris Distefano]

It was like a.

[Yannis Pappas]

Like a forward, you know, you had.

[Chris Distefano]

The babies and you were worried they.

[Yannis Pappas]

Were gonna become nerds in the future.

[John Stamos]

Oh, on the show on Full House.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. And you said, put that into a bit. Put that into a bit. Yeah, I stole it.

[John Stamos]

Sorry.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes. Thanks.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Nick, if you ever say anything like that again, you will be getting an ice basket at your door. We will get you out of here.

[John Stamos]

What do you guys.

[Chris Distefano]

What did you. What was in the ice baskets? What did you put in there?

[John Stamos]

Gift cards and presents. And. Yes, they. My kid goes to school with John Chu's kid who just directed Wicked, and he brought over a bunch of Wicked. Sure stuff. Have you guys seen that movie?

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, I saw. I saw Wicked one. My daughter's dying to see Wicked two. I got a tailgate to see Wicked. Wicked, too. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

What's going on in that Wicked set? Those girls look thin.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, you're a little thin. That's a little. Yeah, they need that. It's a little.

[Chris Distefano]

I know.

[John Stamos]

You know theater, you know?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

It's a lot of energy.

[Chris Distefano]

Ariana Grande looks a little thin.

[Yannis Pappas]

Looks a little.

[Chris Distefano]

She looks a little thin.

[Yannis Pappas]

I did like Wicked one. If I'm gonna be honest with you, all the reviews I've heard is that it could have ended it all. They. They got a little greedy where, if you follow the creative. Wicked. It should have just been one movie, but you want to get the Extra cash. You get the second one. And the second one's not as good as the first. I don't even know. That's what I heard.

[Chris Distefano]

Movie is.

[Yannis Pappas]

He could have put Play Doctor over Goldblum. He. He could have been a nice.

[John Stamos]

Do you hear all the radios and. And computers turning off now? Because we're talking about all your fans. Like, okay, enough.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, the gay ones are turning it up.

[Chris Distefano]

They're turning up.

[Yannis Pappas]

We do have a small gay section.

[Chris Distefano]

We have a.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's out of the closet.

[Chris Distefano]

You'd be surprised at the people. Listen, this pocket, you might think they're degenerates. And then you meet them and they're like, lawyer. It's crazy.

[Yannis Pappas]

No idea. Our crazy algorithm.

[John Stamos]

Algorithm.

[Yannis Pappas]

When we do our live shows, when we. The people that we see. I mean, remember we did the live show, Brooklyn. You had, like, full girls. Like Middle Eastern, you know, one girl, and then full Jewish guys.

[Chris Distefano]

Asian, gay, lawyer.

[Yannis Pappas]

Asian, gay. Doctor. Yeah. Dr. Asian.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

You got guys bring people together.

[Chris Distefano]

We do.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what we do.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, we do. We actually do. Which I really enjoy. I really like that because we just like to have a good time and we make fun of everything.

[John Stamos]

You do and you do. You do walk the line. You don't. You know, you're sort of.

[Yannis Pappas]

Johnny.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

And we do. And by the way, we. We are in your. We're on your side always. So you ever want us to do anything you want to see? Like, you know, like, maybe it'd be fun. Like, why don't we. Next time you. Come on. Maybe we'll write roast Trucks. We'll like, roast the. Out of Family Matters. And Clarissa explains all the shows that are around you will just crush them. Okay, let's just beat. We'll beat on them Growing Pains.

[Chris Distefano]

Love Growing Pains.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, we'll make fun. Yeah, but they. If they love Growing Pain, anybody that was around full houses, our time slot will just rip them a new ass. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes. Yeah. That's what we'll do. Our fans will love that.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, they'll do that. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

I love you guys. I think you're super talented, super funny, and I'm glad that we. I'm glad I called you yesterday.

[Chris Distefano]

I'm glad you.

[Yannis Pappas]

I'm glad you came on.

[Chris Distefano]

You could make some time for us.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Because you have a pretty busy day today.

[Yannis Pappas]

What's next? So you go anything before the Tonight Show?

[John Stamos]

Tonight, Shower, which I just said. You're right. The sweater is what I like to come from the thing. And no.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh. What would you do before this. Where are you coming from?

[John Stamos]

Kelly and Mark.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, great. Mark, consultant want. Talking about a hottie with a body. He's the only one that's got. That's. That's in your league with hotter guys over 55 that are in shape and handsome. Mark is a hottie. I'd have sex with Mark over Kelly, no problem. You give me. You, you. You offer them both up on the table. I'm going Mark all the time. Even though I think Kelly's beautiful, I really like to get in some type.

[Chris Distefano]

So small when you see her in person. We did that show for. When we did the Fusion show. Yeah. Kelly is.

[Yannis Pappas]

She's a squeak, as we call them little people called the squeak.

[Chris Distefano]

She's so small.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, she's cute, but yeah. Mark Zahadi. And that's so. That's good. So now. So you had a nice, nice, nice.

[John Stamos]

Day with Gail King tomorrow. She's going to interview me for an hour about something.

[Yannis Pappas]

An hour? Well, yeah, like a. Yeah, that. Oh, yeah, that's the thing. Well, she's not on CBS anymore though, right? What is it. What is it now?

[John Stamos]

No, it's a live thing at Hearst. At the Hearst Building on there.

[Yannis Pappas]

Oh, beautiful.

[John Stamos]

We gotta end on a better note.

[Chris Distefano]

How do you like. Dude, how do you like being a family man now?

[John Stamos]

I love it.

[Yannis Pappas]

You love it the best, right?

[John Stamos]

Don't you guys? I mean, it's.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

You love it. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Was having a kid at set. You were in your mid-50s, 50s, and you had. Did you know, Were you like, this is a surprise, or you. Or you knew that the boys were still going?

[John Stamos]

Yeah, I wasn't. We tried for a second when it didn't happen, so. Yeah. But that's why I keep it clean. I got one kid, one wife, one ex wife, one car, one house and one dog.

[Yannis Pappas]

Beautiful.

[John Stamos]

You see that?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

No, no.

[Yannis Pappas]

You got very, very strong swimmers.

[John Stamos]

Well, I was just one.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, I'm saying. But the 55.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

You know.

[John Stamos]

Yeah. I had to. There was a lot of jerking. There was a lot of jerking off. I had to.

[Yannis Pappas]

Sure.

[John Stamos]

I had to get. Have you. Had to have.

[Yannis Pappas]

And that again, brings us to make sure you watch Palm Royale.

[John Stamos]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

John's new show.

[John Stamos]

Have you guys. Have you guys had to give sperm at one of these things? Sure. You haven't done it?

[Yannis Pappas]

What I did. They wanted me. I did it.

[John Stamos]

You did?

[Yannis Pappas]

I did it, but I didn't know they had to put it in the bag. I just sprayed it all over the wall. I had no idea I thought the.

[John Stamos]

Bag cover the cup, but the cup is too small. The whole.

[Chris Distefano]

It's.

[John Stamos]

You guys should do this just for the joke of it all, because this is. No, I'm not. This is not a bit. I swear to God. I'm telling you. I had to do it a couple times to see how this woman was. You go in and it's embarrassing, first of all. And, you know, I got a hat and glasses. I don't want anybody, you know. And then I'm, you know, you come here often, but I'm doing jokes.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, that must be weird when they see you walk in there.

[John Stamos]

Well, I. You know. And then John Stamos, like, next, I'm.

[Chris Distefano]

Like, there must have been girls at the door just listening.

[John Stamos]

Well, there you could hear I'm telling you. So she comes in, she goes, do you need. You know, you need me to hold that for. Well, she goes, you need lube? I'm like, no, I don't need no lube. You know, there was a big. There was a big jar, like a glass jar of it, like. Like. Like condiments or something. I thought it was mayo, you know. And so then I said, I don't need that.

[Yannis Pappas]

You know?

[John Stamos]

And then if you'd like some pornography, we have the. Sure, please, I don't. And then I'm in there, like, give it all I need all because it's so embarrassing. And I could hear them talk, talking outside. They were talking about. No, they were talking about. I can't remember. Some show about the brother and sister having sex together. That was a turn off. And I swear, here's the bit. I swear to God.

[Chris Distefano]

So the.

[John Stamos]

There was a TV on there. I said, oh, it. I'm gonna turn this TV on. I'm gonna put some porn on something. And I turned it on, and whoever was watching, who was everyone was on there before, was on the Netflix page, and Fuller House was on the page. I swear to God.

[Chris Distefano]

Wow.

[John Stamos]

And I said, if I'm gonna jerk off to myself to be the.

[Yannis Pappas]

You just sprayed alone all over Kimmy.

[John Stamos]

Full House. I thought it was funny.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, well, whoever was in there was.

[Chris Distefano]

Jerking off the Fuller House.

[John Stamos]

Well, it was Netflix or something. But the p. You know, the page.

[Chris Distefano]

What did you end up jerking off to? Do you remember?

[John Stamos]

Something with little people involved, I think.

[Chris Distefano]

Little people.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Now the crew laughs.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's the way. If you wanted to know, John, what's the best way to end the podcast?

[John Stamos]

Right?

[Yannis Pappas]

It's John Stamos talking about him jerking off to his own face at Full house. And that's what we get here on the history hyenas. And that's what I think you should bring up on the Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, I'd say tell that story.

[John Stamos]

Open with that.

[Yannis Pappas]

Open with that.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Yannis Pappas]

That'll go. That'll get views.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Also do get his book. It's a fun read. Also, the show with Chris the wig Pete. Tell people when it's. When it airs.

[John Stamos]

It's on Wednesday nights on Apple.

[Chris Distefano]

There you go.

[Yannis Pappas]

There it is. And hunting wise.

[Chris Distefano]

Hunting wise.

[Yannis Pappas]

Love you, my. Great.

[John Stamos]

Now I love you.

[Yannis Pappas]

I love you, too.

[John Stamos]

I've been a fan.

[Yannis Pappas]

I want to come. Come over.

[John Stamos]

Well, let's not push it, but yeah, we could. I'm kidding. We should have pizza next time.

[Chris Distefano]

Let's do it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Let's do it, dude.

[Chris Distefano]

Hang out next time for sure.

[John Stamos]

I'm happy you guys are back together. We all are. All the fans.

[Chris Distefano]

Thank you.

[John Stamos]

It was a great day when you guys finally kissed and made up and.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[John Stamos]

You know.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. All right, well, now. Now we're back. And now do you want me to.

[John Stamos]

Go pick up your daughter instead of you?

[Yannis Pappas]

That would be wild. I mean, if you came out and picked up my daughter, she would ask you if you know Mr. Beast. Yeah.

[John Stamos]

All right. Yeah, Uncle.

[Yannis Pappas]

All right, boys.

[John Stamos]

All right, everybody.

[Chris Distefano]

Thanks for having John Stamo.

[Yannis Pappas]

All right, let's do the list. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Here we go. Cuz.

[Yannis Pappas]

Cuz. As always, we like to read our newest members of the matriarchy who went to patreon.comhistoryhyenas. and join the fun. We have so much content there. We have unedited episodes there. Ad free episodes there. And the. But the best part is the fans. I mean, dude, our fan wrote a Christmas poem that is for the ages. A home run only [e-mail] history and then, of course, you get your name right out at the end of an episode. John Stamos just left and he cut my hair as he was leaving.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. And you know we're lying because we're wearing different outfits.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I can't tell who's who. John Stamos or Michael J. Fox. Is what it is. It's what it is. So Floyd side joke. Okay, here we go. Pretty kitty getting my meowth.

[Chris Distefano]

Nice pretty kitty getting my meow. Very good word play.

[Yannis Pappas]

I like it.

[Chris Distefano]

Very good. World play. Not enough.

[Yannis Pappas]

Then we got. Welcome to the matriarchy. Cleanup on I'll Epstein. Okay, not bad, not bad. Then we got supreme NAMI Lot of 14 walked into one.

[Chris Distefano]

Lot of 14. Yeah. Borderline not horrible.

[Yannis Pappas]

Jerry Green oppo backup load blown in the home zone. No more. Vacuum your own. Okay.

[Chris Distefano]

Okay.

[Yannis Pappas]

Brett Wilson. Andrew Gomel. Kyle Carol Clean. Lance Wright. Thomas Moser. Two kids off this polish hammer. Call it a blitzkrieg. Big B a Leroy that hates. I grew up off Knickerbocker Avenue. Okay. Blue Jew makes my panzer go peeling.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Yannis Pappas]

Jose be Sarah. Okay. Akash Singh finding out he's a cuck must be a real low blow. Call it a poon jab. It's a friend of the family. So disparage that. We don't like that kind of content. But I. You do have to acknowledge it's a good one.

[Chris Distefano]

Just have to acknowledge. We can't not acknowledge it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, but it is. We don't ex. We don't like that kind of stuff. Rj. Fh Challenging wank.

[Chris Distefano]

Challenging wank is very funny. Sometimes you have a challenging wank, you're really drunk or you're on coke.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's a challenging wank. Think it's what it is.

[Chris Distefano]

Guess what. Welcome to the lexicon.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I like a challenging way challenge.

[Yannis Pappas]

But they're not on the list. But they're in the lexicon. Okay.

[Chris Distefano]

Because it is a category of jerks.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

Have you ever had a challenging way where you're doing it? You're going like, I really don't need to be doing this.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. But it's just doing it anyway.

[Chris Distefano]

Don't really. Your body doesn't want it, but you yank one out anyway.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

You got to get through a challenging. You a. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

You stay committed. Germany's ultimate Frisbee coach.

[Chris Distefano]

Not a good one.

[Yannis Pappas]

Meredith gave Daphne 37 frozen grapes in my asshole. Cuz. Okay.

[Chris Distefano]

We had that guy.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yep. Leroy's daycare Cuddle time. Fumes. Okay. Day shift stripper. Keep your hips and nips away from my chips and dip. I'm just trying to eat.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Yannis Pappas]

James Napper. Larry Nassar was off the balance being big.

[Chris Distefano]

Very true.

[Yannis Pappas]

Good.

[Chris Distefano]

Larry Nasser was the doctor who molested all those gymnasts. Way song.

[Yannis Pappas]

When does teu. Freddie Freeman and Down syndrome. John Stamo.

[Chris Distefano]

Most. We had that.

[Yannis Pappas]

Did we? Yeah. Interesting.

[John Stamos]

Okay.

[Yannis Pappas]

Michael Oyster zorn. Don't walk Josephine through frushing priests. That's on the list, right?

[Chris Distefano]

Got to you got to put it. Got to you don't want to lose Josephine.

[Yannis Pappas]

Josephine is my puppy.

[Chris Distefano]

Get snatched. Yeah. She get into a fryer.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's actually a genius. That's actually a really good one. That's it. That's. That's. That's a great joke. Is when you say it without saying it.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, you saying it without saying it. If you don't understand. Flushing is a area in Queens where there's a lot of Asians.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's what it is. And I have a dog.

[Chris Distefano]

Dogs go missing all the time.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yes, Leroy. Peace with a Jesus piece. Yamin James, Graham. Jimmy Kimmel doesn't actually cry every episode. His Frisbee boss is too cheap to pay for a leaky roof. Could be true. That sat on my sack and now I have to clap ladder for Slurpee. Not okay. Not a muzzy. But number one on Ice's list. Okay. Why?

[Chris Distefano]

It's an achievement.

[Yannis Pappas]

Hey, babe, can you heat up my glue gun? Oy, vame about the Shabust. Eat ice cream out of my asshole. Bumped uglies with a haggis monkey. Now my glue gun shoots whiskey. Hashtag it burns when I pee.

[Chris Distefano]

Haggis monkey is Scottish.

[Yannis Pappas]

Scottish. Shut up.

[Chris Distefano]

I like it.

[John Stamos]

Pop.

[Yannis Pappas]

Papa Bear. Let's go. Buzz, Snicker, Fritz 3. Dylan Howell, Snow. Steve Helm, Dennis Loom, Irish Dagger. JG Tyler.

[John Stamos]

Wow.

[Chris Distefano]

Whole page without even a Drexler.

[Yannis Pappas]

Well, we got one on the list only.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, no Drexler.

[Yannis Pappas]

But we don't even. This is weak so far. This is. This is. This is noticeably weak.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. It doesn't mean we don't appreciate you guys, but we're. We assign you to straight to the back. Yeah, it's just going for it. You're all straight to the back. You're here for the content.

[Yannis Pappas]

But this is. What it is with these lists is you just have to keep listening.

[Chris Distefano]

Just don't know it's coming.

[Yannis Pappas]

Delsey Anekin, Aaron Instagram at timid. Good. Screwed in my girls calzone cannons gave my glue gun CTE calling tits calzone.

[Chris Distefano]

Cannons because they do leak ricotta when she's pregnant. Yes, I like that.

[Yannis Pappas]

That's funny.

[Chris Distefano]

So read the whole thing again.

[Yannis Pappas]

My girls calzone cannons gave my glue gun CTE say. Oh.

[Chris Distefano]

I mean, it's like almost there. I'll drexler that for the calzone cannons is very funny. Calling titties that.

[Yannis Pappas]

Then we got straight to the crack because I'm black. So it just doesn't.

[Chris Distefano]

It's good though.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I'm going to Drexler it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Zoron. Watch out, he's got a bom. Donnie Wayne. Decent, right?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's funny.

[Chris Distefano]

Got to be walked into one.

[Yannis Pappas]

Travis Tyner, Reuben Richard Era, Jin, Ping pong's Duck sauce Packet Drexler, Matthew DeMarco.

[Chris Distefano]

Now we're heating up.

[Yannis Pappas]

Dad voted for Mom Donnie. Now he's underneath the mistletoe with his ass in the air. They list it.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Kind of funny.

[John Stamos]

It's kind of funny.

[Chris Distefano]

I'm going to list it.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. Yeah. Admiral Scally Wag Kyle Schultz. Got no thumbs because Gramps didn't dodge Agent Orange. Okay, okay. Said he's got a birth defect.

[Chris Distefano]

Right. Oh, right, right, right. Sorry to hear that.

[Yannis Pappas]

Killer Cam Bally Femus and Odious Puss. Stephen Gianetta, Sauce Monkey Garrett Avery Donica J. Lewinsky, Chloe Dinger's cat Zaca List Clawson, Sam Dixon, Gwen Guido Zoran Bomdani. Again, that's interesting. Juju Joshua.

[Chris Distefano]

Juju.

[Yannis Pappas]

Hi. Juju. Juju Joshua Schooluna. Eastern Hemi. Hip hop superstar Gucci Lomaine Ryan. Couple of dings in the basement could only see it when they smile.

[Chris Distefano]

Ladder 14.

[Yannis Pappas]

No, can't do that. That's a walked in one. That's very, very bad.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, very bad. We. We don't support that tiny piece unless.

[Yannis Pappas]

You ask my niece. We have had that.

[Chris Distefano]

No, we've never had that. But that is disturbing.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah. You don't have that tiny piece unless you ask my niece.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, it's a pedophilia joke.

[Yannis Pappas]

Pedophilia joke. Yeah. Michael Gaudio. Still throwing batteries at. Hey, Bert. Okay, that's a family friendly.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Puman, Michael Bin. Sorry about. Sorry about the mess. Wait, sorry about the message.

[John Stamos]

This is.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, this is too. I'm sorry. Sometimes they're too long and I can't even read them. Ethan Young, Bay of Plenty Floor Sanding Bob Jack, William Treantis. Frank Lizzo Takes a Cheesecake physically. Hashtag Crumbum. Bill Clinton's Hit. Bill Clinton's Hip Fired Glue Gun. Jimmy Neufield, Big Chungus, Lil Hands Landa, AKA the Squeak Hunter Guy. Anita Fatone, Ryan Dotson, Liam. One more page. I mean, but this is. This is very lackluster. So far, so. But that's okay. We don't know Wilson X on the beam in a different way. Hashtag let in the gay. Okay. Michael Hash Blow Verine, David Arno, Uncle Jesse, Stink Wrinkle. Zach. Yeah. Zach Tudor, Bust Rhymes. Lips have gotten larger since he went supersonic. I don't know what that means.

[Chris Distefano]

He's bust around his lips.

[Yannis Pappas]

Okay. Hugh Jonas, Emily Woods, Orlando prado, moron Zamdani. 5 milligrams of Lexapro to take the edge off your mom. Tyler Salazar, Kim Jack Un Alejandro Ocon, Salmon shorts and boat shoes. Aunt Tutti Bookie Ice Agent Andrew Schultz. Chase Leroy. Dad Left Asian mom call it Ding Dong Ditch.

[Chris Distefano]

Way Song.

[Yannis Pappas]

Out of control today.

[Chris Distefano]

Remember Dig Dong Ditch or Ring and Run. Yeah, it's a really good one, but it's a walked into one. And Tony, just put it. Put it.

[John Stamos]

You know.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

These are late. These are late contestants for. For our list that we're going to be reading next week.

[Yannis Pappas]

Cody Nance, deal Nick, Sean McNamara, Luca McNeil. I cockblock women. It's what it is. Emotional support. Chicken Finger. Just call me Smokehouse because I got all the meat. Hanging iron workers local 103. Okay. Ghislaine's pixie Cut. Andrew G. Aptisha Big Tries Till my dad Dies. Pushing down the gay Pushing down the.

[Chris Distefano]

Gay Drexler for that laser beam Leroy's.

[Yannis Pappas]

Gas Station Fried Chicken. Tax monkey fatigue. Came for the Chrissy D, stayed for.

[Chris Distefano]

The Yanni P. The tax monkey fatigue is a walked into one.

[Yannis Pappas]

Tax monkeys are Jewish.

[Chris Distefano]

Jewish tired. Calling them tax monkeys. Put it on the walked into one list, please, Tony.

[Yannis Pappas]

So came for the Chrissy D. Stay for the Yannip Hyl Hyenas Mine roof ladder of your city. Okay. And then this is the last but not least because we're only doing 3. 6 million Jews. That's 12 million tits.

[Chris Distefano]

Ladder 14, because you say the guys are out of shape as well. Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yep.

[Chris Distefano]

So unfortunately got your work cut out for you.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. So this actually. I mean, what. Do we have a choice? Because we only have two that are on the list. Do I keep reading them to see if we have anything? We've never been in a situation.

[Chris Distefano]

No.

[Yannis Pappas]

What do we do here? A lot.

[Chris Distefano]

I think it's just. This is the nature of the list.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's just what it is. So there's only two to choose from. We didn't even make three.

[Chris Distefano]

And that happens very rarely has this ever happened. This may be the only time that we've only had two.

[Yannis Pappas]

But it.

[Chris Distefano]

We basically narrowed it down like we usually narrow it down. It's narrowed down for us.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. So last week's list was incredible.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Yannis Pappas]

So it happens.

[Chris Distefano]

It's.

[Yannis Pappas]

It's just the way it goes. So the list is dad for dad voted for Mom, Donnie. Now he's underneath the mistletoe with his ass in the air.

[Chris Distefano]

Probably going to win.

[Yannis Pappas]

Or don't walk Josephine through Frushing Priests.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, those are two goodies.

[Yannis Pappas]

So that. So it's actually harder than we think.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, it's two goodies.

[Yannis Pappas]

So we have don't walk Josephine to Frushing Priests. Or dad voted for mom Donnie. Now he's underneath the mistletoe with his ass in the air.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, they're both really good. It's whether we want to go political in New York or we want to just go. They're both really funny, so it's tough.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah. Don't Walk Josephine through Frushing Priests is very. To me, it's almost like, cerebrally funny, you know, I like a joke that's layered.

[Chris Distefano]

Saying without saying it, said it without saying it.

[Yannis Pappas]

You have to know things, you know. You have to know that flossing's Asian. You have to know that Asian produced. You know, mix the L's and the R's. You have to know I have a dog named Josephine. And then. But then Mom Dot. But then the ass in the air and the mistletoe. Someone's dad is a very funny image. Like, if you said, oh, my friend, that. But your father. I mean, think about this guy in his six. He's throwing his ass in the air under the mist.

[Chris Distefano]

That's a funny image.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. I don't know, man.

[Chris Distefano]

This is a tough one. Think.

[Yannis Pappas]

Let's.

[Chris Distefano]

Let's ask the boys.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. I think I'm going frushing. I think that's joke. Yeah. I like both of them, but I was born freshing, and I like the pries at the end also.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. See the thing.

[Yannis Pappas]

What do you think?

[Chris Distefano]

Going local. You got to know. You got to know there's a lot of Chinese and flushing.

[Yannis Pappas]

Yeah. It's just funny.

[Chris Distefano]

And so we're going to do one for the boys and Queens, what it is. You're a New Yorker. You're going to love this one. We're a New York podcast, so let's give it to it.

[Yannis Pappas]

We're all right.

[Chris Distefano]

The votes right there.

[Yannis Pappas]

You're the winner. You can see your name up in lights at History Hyenas is back dot com. You are a winner. Don't walk Josephine to Frushing Priests.