Live from the Blast Zone

Summary

History Hyenas: Live from the Blast Zone – Episode Summary

Podcast Information:

• Title: History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
• Hosts: Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
• Episode: Live from the Blast Zone
• Release Date: January 23, 2025
• Description: Comedians Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano bring their unique blend of history and humor to every episode. In this special live episode, they tune into the energy and chaos of the Washington D.C. inauguration, delivering laughter amidst political fervor.

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1. Setting the Scene: Live from Washington D.C.

Timestamp: 01:13 - 02:07

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas kick off the episode by announcing their live broadcast from the "Blast Zone" in Washington D.C. They humorously highlight Spotify's reduction to a trailer, attributing this to Spotify's substantial investment in Joe Rogan.

Notable Quote:

• Chris (01:13): "Spotify is trying to be like, isn't this cute? And the truth is you gave 100 schmilly to Joe Rogan. So now you're just... we're just at a fucking trailer."

2. Commentary on Spotify and Current Events

Timestamp: 02:07 - 05:07

The hosts delve into their exclusive spot at the inauguration event, emphasizing that no other comedy podcast was invited. They poke fun at Spotify’s priorities and express their absurd presence at such a political event.

Notable Quotes:

• Yannis (02:17): "This is making history. We're doing this and this is going to be good."
• Chris (03:07): "They don't want to call them the Commanders."

3. Observations of Inauguration Attendees and Local Dynamics

Timestamp: 05:07 - 11:24

Chris and Yannis observe the crowd outside the inauguration, commenting on the behavior and fashion of the attendees. They share amusing interactions with locals, including a woman who insults them, and discuss the quirky fashion choices of the younger generation in D.C.

Notable Quotes:

• Chris (03:30): "These kids are wild. It's funny."
• Yannis (04:10): "I love coming back to D.C. The only problem, not coming back."

4. Historical Anecdotes and Satirical Insights

Timestamp: 11:24 - 20:01

The duo intertwines historical facts with their signature humor. They discuss Thomas Jefferson's forward-thinking nature, the complexities of his presidency, and amusingly speculate on the presence of mythical creatures during the Lewis and Clark expedition. They also touch on sensitive topics like slavery with a satirical edge.

Notable Quotes:

• Chris (10:36): "Thomas Jefferson genuinely thought... they could be dinosaurs in the Louisiana Purchase. Did you know that?"
• Yannis (16:07): "The country has taken a turn to the right and there's... It's just what it is."

5. Patreon Segment: Audience Interaction and Creative Jokes

Timestamp: 41:00 - 58:09

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to reading and reacting to Patreon submissions. The hosts humorously critique and endorse outrageous and offensive names submitted by listeners, showcasing their improvisational wit and boundary-pushing comedy.

Notable Quotes:

• Yannis (42:15): "Twinkethy Chalamet's Prolapse Bussy. That's on the list."
• Chris (56:40): "My trans cock has surprised more Italians than Mount Vesuvius. That's a chicken finger figure."

6. Reflections on Past Presidencies and Future Speculations

Timestamp: 35:04 - 39:46

Chris and Yannis reflect on past U.S. presidents, blending historical inaccuracies with humor. They comment on Abraham Lincoln’s security during his inauguration and satirize modern political figures, drawing parallels between historical and contemporary leadership with a comedic twist.

Notable Quotes:

• Chris (34:05): "James Buchanan was the first openly gay president... and he was banging."
• Yannis (38:37): "The first live inauguration streamed on the net was Barack Obama. Obama did numbers."

7. Closing Remarks and Final Shoutouts

Timestamp: 58:09 - End

As the episode winds down, Chris and Yannis provide final shoutouts to their Patreon supporters and express gratitude towards Spotify for hosting them live. They wrap up with humorous reflections on the day’s events and tease upcoming episodes filled with more irreverent humor.

Notable Quotes:

• Chris (61:56): "Congratulations to my transconca Surprise. More towns and Mount Vesuvius. See your name up at history's back, guys."
• Yannis (64:23): "That's the winner. Congratulations."

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Key Discussions and Insights:

• Spotify’s Role in Comedy Podcasters: The hosts critique Spotify’s investment choices, humorously suggesting that funding Joe Rogan has left little for other podcasts.

• Political Satire: Chris and Yannis use the inauguration as a backdrop to deliver sharp political commentary wrapped in comedy, targeting figures like Ben Shapiro and speculative future presidents.

• Historical Humor: They blend historical facts with absurd humor, such as Jefferson’s fears of dinosaurs or satirical takes on presidents’ personal lives.

• Audience Engagement: The Patreon segment highlights their interactive approach, encouraging listener participation through unsolicited and edgy joke submissions.

• Reflection on Society: Through their humor, they touch on societal issues like political polarization, the influence of the internet, and cultural shifts, all while maintaining a comedic tone.

Conclusion:

In “Live from the Blast Zone,” History Hyenas deliver a whirlwind of humor set against the politically charged atmosphere of a presidential inauguration. Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas expertly blend historical anecdotes with contemporary satire, engaging their audience with sharp wit and irreverent jokes. This episode stands out for its live format, audience interaction, and fearless approach to controversial topics, embodying the spirit of History Hyenas as they navigate the intersection of history and humor.

Listener Takeaway: Whether you're a history buff or a comedy enthusiast, this episode offers a unique and laughter-filled perspective on one of America's most significant events, delivered by two of the funniest hosts in the podcasting world.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Hello, everybody. You're watching this at a comfortable time for you, whatever that may be. And that is a benefit of the Internet for but for us. This is WEPA in the morning from D.C. live from the inauguration. But we're not live at 7am It's.

[A]

7Am we are coming to you live from the blast zone in Washington, dc. I'm Chris Stefano, AKA Chrissy Constitutions. With me as always, Giannis Papas, AKA special needs Stamos. And make absolutely no mistake, Spotify. We are here from the Spotify trailer. That's right. Spotify has been reduced down to a trailer because they gave all their money to Joe Rogan.

[B]

Yeah, they gave.

[A]

So that's just what the truth of the situation is, is Spotify is trying to be like, isn't this cute? And the truth is you gave 100 schmilly to Joe Rogan. So now you're just. We're just at a fucking trailer. And no other comedy podcast said yes to this event except us. Spotify came and said, would you kids like to come down to Washington dc? We won't put you in a hotel or pay for your travel, but you can do comedy in a trailer live from the blast zone outside the inauguration, thinking that everybody would of course say no, but we are the history hyenas. And we said, absolutely. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, there's absolutely no reason for us to be here. We're not political kids. Yeah, Ben Shapiro is going to be in here later. I heard. So he said yes, but he's got a purpose. He's got to be here and say.

[A]

That this is it.

[B]

This is making history. We're doing this and this is going to be good. And we're just here going, why are we here?

[A]

Why are we here? And Ben Shapiro is also a Frisbee head, which sometimes he comes out with a Frisbee. Sometimes he comes out without a Frisbee.

[B]

Yeah, he's very semi Frisbee.

[A]

It's very semi Frisbee. And we also, by the Way you can't see it from your angle and maybe you can, I don't know. We are coming to you from a fishbowl.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So people are walking around outside and hopefully the lady there was a crackhead. We swear in our kids. Yesterday when we were walking around Washington D.C. we walked past them and this lady called us crack.

[B]

She called us crackers first and then she called us afterwards.

[A]

And that's just the truth. And we're saying it in dc. And make no mistake, the technical team of Spotify legally cannot laugh at that. They can't laugh, but they're trying to laugh on the inside. I see the kid in the New balances and the A6 over here, he actually put his face behind the wall because he said, I want to get fired. But these kids are wild. It's funny.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, listen, you're just repeating a historical truth of what happened yesterday. And we thought it was funny. And when she called, we turned around and said, now that one you got correct.

[A]

You got.

[B]

Well, actually, both of them were technically correct. Yeah.

[A]

And I like the kid with the A6. He's a good kid. He's funny. He goes, Because I would say no New Balances came back. And he goes, oh, it's not the.

[B]

Kid with the new A6.

[A]

Okay. Oh, but the kid with the A6 is around the other side of the wall. But he's funny because he says, yeah, this kid, this is a great year, but this is a blasto. This kid's a great kid. And he goes. He goes. He goes, New Balances. I said, oh, ASICS are coming back and New Balance is coming back. And he said, New Balances Never left Washington D.C. and when somebody says New Balances never left their city, you know, one thing and one thing only, you're in a black city. New Balances are big with the black community. And anything that's big with the black community is good for us because make no mistake, Black K are the most fashionable, well dressed kids.

[B]

They just. We just copy what they do. So now I'm going to get a pair of AS6. I went to school in D.C. and they used to call it Maryland Mar. So when you're in Maryland, you in Maryland. I love coming back to dc. I love it, I love it.

[A]

I love coming back to dc. The only problem, not coming back.

[B]

You're not from here, you never lived here.

[A]

That is true. Yeah, it is true.

[B]

Sometimes your brain goes faster than your mouth.

[A]

Yeah, it's what it is. And I just drink too much coffee.

[B]

Are you from D.C. now, is that. Is that what you're going to be playing?

[A]

I'm from Washington, D.C. yeah, he's Crazy.

[B]

Stephano from Washington, D.C. and he's a black kid.

[A]

Yeah. My name's John. My name's John Wilkes.

[B]

But you're going to do Italian for the first 10 years that admit you're German for 10, but now you're black Chris, the Stephanie Six from DC and it feels good.

[A]

And here's the truth, folks.

[B]

I feel like we're sitting on the train. Yeah.

[A]

I feel like we're sitting on the train and we're here in Washington, D.C. for inauguration weekend, which was two words, big mistake. We should not be here during this weekend. We should be home with our families. But we said yes because the kid who runs our ads, Alan, said he was going to be here with us and it'd be a good idea for us to do this for Spotify. And make absolutely no mistake, the kid, Alan didn't even show up because he's probably just doing whip. It's begging somebody.

[B]

Inside joke. It's what it is.

[A]

It's what it is. And absolutely nobody is laughing around us. And it's just what we do. If you know the show, you know we're having fun, fun, fun. If you don't know the show, you say, who the fuck were those two ladies?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. We did discover, like we said, me and Chris were friends in a previous life. And we were girls and we were friends.

[A]

We were girls and we were friends.

[B]

How good would this have been if this was the year 1789? Because guess what? The inauguration would have been in New York City.

[A]

I know. The first president ever inaugurated.

[B]

The only problem was it would have been 1789.

[A]

1789. But make no mistake, I want to go back this. I would love to have been a man in 1789, because well dressed men back then got to throw in a pair of high heels and tights.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And now that's how they dress.

[B]

Yeah. These guys started liking the podcast even less because we just said we want to go back to 1789. Yeah. These guys do not want to go back to 1789. And neither do we. It was a bad time. There was bad things going on. I'm glad we live in 2025. I'm just a little nervous that everyone is so worked up over politics.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We just passed the guy who had a Trump truck.

[A]

Right.

[B]

With Trump's face on Rambo's body.

[A]

Yeah, it's what it is.

[B]

What's going on why are people losing it?

[A]

Because people got to get off the Internet. They got to get Internet. The Internet has made everyone go, unless you're on Spotify. The. Yes, Spotify is good. Stay on Spotify. Watch this video. But the Internet has went a little cuckoo and it's radicalizing people. But it's not really the Internet. It's called Russian disinformation. It's the Russians trying to get infiltrate, trying to infiltrate us in. But they can't do it. Because what's. What's interesting about the Russians is any time they try to get inside me, Russians like to go into the butt and then I'm confusing to them because I have a Russian T doll inside my butt.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So they think they got me and then they don't understand. It's layers and layers and layers.

[B]

Yeah. And the problem is sometimes there's Chinese kids inside those little Russian dolls.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So sometimes it's actually Chinese disinformation, but it comes across as Russian disinformation because they're inside of a Russian doll.

[A]

It's what it is. And yes. Fit.

[B]

No sometimes.

[A]

Yesterday we did a live show in Washington, D.C. and the truth is, Washington D.C. kids are just a little bit sensitive and they're just a little bit more PC than the rest of America. Because I said, even if the cameras go down, at least we know that. Because we had a couple of Chinese fans. At least we know they're recording this because. And it was just a little communist joke in a bomb because people don't want to laugh at that because they're like, that is not okay.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

The truth is it's okay. And the truth is it's because you have that fucking attitude of being fucking that it's not okay. It's why Trump won. It's what it is.

[B]

It's really the only. He's really a spite president. Hundred thousand just by people are just going. Spite.

[A]

You know, anybody who says, how did Trump win? Take a look in the fucking mirror because you're annoying.

[B]

Yeah. If you're in Mexico right now because you had to get out of D.C. because you just can't.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Maybe it's that reason. I just can't. I just can't do it. It's like nothing's going to happen.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is still America.

[A]

And let's.

[B]

I mean, Dana White is going to be the vice president, but besides that, it's what? Just cross your fingers.

[A]

It's what it is. It's what it is.

[B]

I mean, Herschel Walker may be the Secretary of Missiles. And I think he's appointing Sylvester Stallone as the emissary to Hollywood.

[A]

And I would like to know what.

[B]

That means, but the kids just making up rules.

[A]

Can he make Sydney Sweeney the Secretary of tits? She's got bombs.

[B]

Jugs.

[A]

She's got nice jugs now. Yeah. 1789, George Washington first inaugurated president in New York City. Right down there by the stock exchange in Wall Street. I've been there. I've been to that statue many times. George Washington was a tall kid, six foot five kid.

[B]

Yeah, he was a six foot five kid. I would like Donnie T. I would imagine if he was born in 2025, he would have had a nice mid range. Yes. At six five.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

It would have a nice midi.

[A]

Now is. Is. Is George Washington the tallest president besides Donnie T?

[B]

Well, Donnie T or Abe Lincoln was a tall. He was a tall kid too, for his time. They. Maybe. I think they've all been tall since TV happened. Yes. Couldn't just be a squeak after TV happened. I mean, Nixon just looked like a sweaty squeak.

[A]

He did look like a sweaty.

[B]

JFK was a piece.

[A]

JFK was a piece. And I knew a guy from the neighborhood that was one of my father's friends that he had some kind of compulsion. He would go bang chicks that he just met and would only bang them with a Richard Nixon mask on. And that's just a truth. Bader Ginsburg. I don't know why.

[B]

Apparently my brother begs dudes with a scream mask on. Yeah. Because we. I don't know what that mask is, but it freaked me out and I couldn't sleep.

[A]

Can we send a picture to Jesse? Can he post that mask up on our episode?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Can we also post the books? The books from your brother? So if you go to patreon.com historyainas I'm gonna post pictures of the little treasure hunt I did in Giannis's brother's apart apartment before Giannis got there. Yeah. Yeah. Because his brother just has confirmed. If you.

[B]

If.

[A]

If you ever wondered, hey, is Giannis's brother gay? We have confirmation because of the many things I've seen in that man's apartment. He's a gay man.

[B]

Yeah. The inauguration wasn't moved to D.C. until 1801.

[A]

1801. And the first. So that must have been Thomas Jefferson.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Thomas Jefferson.

[A]

Yeah, it was the first one. And do you know Thomas Jefferson?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He was responsible for the Louisiana Purchase. He added a big section to our country. And do you know that Thomas Jefferson, he was The President of the United States, he was the most forward thinking man. He was like the Elon Musk of our time. He was the smartest kid in the country. And do you know, at that time, Thomas Jefferson genuinely thought, he told Lewis and Clark in the Lewis and Clark expedition, he told him to bring extra tools because they could be dinosaurs in the Louisiana Purchase. Did you know that?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Isn't that wild?

[B]

That's the thing is he's a smart kid, but also like these guys would take the oath and they would say they would defend the Constitution and then. And yeah, they're going to defend the Constitution and they were smart kids and everything and they would say, we're going to defend freedom. But also at the time there was just still slavery. So the kids weren't that smart. Yeah, the kids just went home a little confused.

[A]

A little confused.

[B]

Said how, what, what did I just say? And what does that mean?

[A]

It wasn't a good time.

[B]

Wasn't a good time.

[A]

Wasn't a good time at all.

[B]

And not be a hypocrite.

[A]

Wasn't a good time at all. And I'm thankful now that slavery is over. Except Saudi Arabia. They just got a lot of slaves in Saudi Arabia. They enslaved their own people in Saudi Arabia. Yeah, that's what they built. They build all the, the arenas and stuff. They built that. The biggest slave population right now in the world. Saudi Arabia kids, they, they enslave their own people.

[B]

It's up. That's. Yeah, it's messed up. Yeah, it's messed up.

[A]

Why doesn't Donnie T. Just drop one on them?

[B]

He's got to just drop.

[A]

You can't have a place that has enslaved people. Why don't we just drop one on them and forget about everybody else?

[B]

Because you know, the kids are going to be going wild. Tariff. Bomb. Tariff. Bob. Yeah.

[A]

What I really like about being the first one up in this studio is watching these awesome audio engineers and people at Spotify say, why are we doing this? What do we get into? And I want to see the difference between our podcast and the next one.

[B]

Well, the next ones are going to be fucking snoozers. I think kids are going to enjoy listening to Ben Shapiro talk about how this is a monumental moment. You don't give a fuck.

[A]

It's what it is.

[B]

They don't give a fuck.

[A]

Make no mistake, the way this kid is dressed right here with the headphones in the Scully hat is just the way straight white males and lesbians in the city dress. Exactly, exactly the same.

[B]

Yeah, it's A little. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's what it is.

[A]

I like the kids. ASIC shoes.

[B]

Yeah. It's what it is. Listen, you're a kid who. You have an idea of what a straight kid should look like.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And those kids usually did not go to college.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They definitely vote to the right.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

They definitely wear Carhartts sometimes to weddings.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

And they definitely get the 2 for 20 at Applebee's.

[A]

It's what it is.

[B]

Now, this kid.

[A]

And they will have every single one of their kids confirmations either at O'Neal's in Maspeth or any VFW hall in the Queens area.

[B]

Yeah. And the firefighters and cops. And that's just what.

[A]

And that's just who. The guys I roll with.

[B]

Now, this kid, he went to a liberal arts school. He got a. He got a. He came from a family that also went to college. And the kid reads, and he's looking at you like you're scum.

[A]

Like I'm scum. And he wants to get away from me.

[B]

Different thing.

[A]

And he's got no fumes. He smells good.

[B]

He smells definitely good. He smells absolutely good. The kid uses. He uses a loofah. Yeah. I know a kid who uses a loofah. I can see a kid walking down the street, and I'm going, that kid is. Is Bart. Bar to. Bar to skin. Yeah. He soaked his skin. I see a black kid, I go, that's definitely a kid who has a washcloth.

[A]

It's what it is.

[B]

They do washcloth. And then I know a kid who fucking definitely goes on Amazon and gets a pack of loofahs.

[A]

It's what it is. Because I also want to give a quick shout out because we are live here from Washington.

[B]

Donnie T. Does a loofah.

[A]

Donnie T. Does a loofah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think that I just want to give a quick shout out to the commanders who beat the shit out of the Lions last night. So congratulations to them. And I just got to be honest with you. I think everybody in the city who's over 35 just calls them the Redskins. I think that's just what they do. And they don't want to call them the Commanders.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, listen. I mean, the Commanders is a stupid name. It's like watching G.I. joe. If you're D.C. you should make it about something like the city. Right. It should represent the city. So how about the Washington Senators with underage girls? Yeah. Or how about the Washington K Street lobby group that really. What the fuck? Why is this in our System.

[A]

How about the Washington.

[B]

The Washington aipac?

[A]

How about the fucking Washington laptop?

[B]

How about the Washington will do anything Israel says to do? Yeah. Yeah. How about that?

[A]

How about the Washington Netanyahu?

[B]

How about the Washington interns that are what it is. How about the.

[A]

How about the Washington gay guys?

[B]

How about the Washington legislation's not gonna pass because we're. We're locked. Because we're locked. Because we're sending all our money.

[A]

Yo, Yanni Sundown and y'all, Johnny's brain just broke.

[B]

How about. How about the Washington. Another 500 million Ukraine, which I'm not saying is good or bad, but I'm saying it's happening.

[A]

How about the Washington ucfs?

[B]

How about Washington Undercover?

[A]

Yeah, the Washington Undercover.

[B]

How about that? I mean, how about the Washington. No more bipartisan bills.

[A]

It's what it is. Because make no mistake, do you think these. Do you think as soon as the inauguration is over, Joe Biden's going to go play bingo?

[B]

Yeah, I think. I think the kid is in his applesauce years and that's fine. I think he puts his teeth in because our.

[A]

Our other producer right here was on one knee the entire time on this podcast. That kid's got good hip flexibility.

[B]

Maybe he's a Muslim kid and it was time to pray. I mean, why are you judging?

[A]

Cuz, I don't know.

[B]

Cuz I got a Muslim friend, he walks around with a fucking R. It's how it goes. I like, you got to drop down and give. Give a lot. 20 every 5 hours.

[A]

By the way. Shout out. Shout out to the Muslim family who was at our show last night. Thank you guys for coming.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Look great.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

The thing is about our podcast is you can listen to it here and be like, what are these guys talking about? We unite. This podcast unites better than community colleges. I mean, we just bring peeps together.

[B]

Yeah, we really are the Benetton out of politics because everyone knows we're joking around.

[A]

We're trying to wear a breath of fresh air because everyone, you know, is tired of walk around their fucking tippy toes. I mean, I am. I. But I like to throwing a high heel or two.

[B]

Yeah, because your foot does look like it's been shaped by a high heel.

[A]

And the girl that works for Spotify is an absolute 4 Rome.

[B]

I'll tell you that right now.

[A]

Yeah, you get cocoed. She's a pee. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I just said to the girl who was wearing a headpiece, Spotify.

[A]

Is not going to allow us to.

[B]

Put this out no, they love it. I mean, what, are you kidding?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, this is where, you know, they let everything happen now. Yeah. They just following the dollars. And guess what? You know, we're not right wing kids because we, we're right in the middle and we like to make fun of everybody.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

But the country has taken a turn.

[A]

To, the country has taken a turn to the right and there's. It's just what it is. And we'll see what happens. As we've told you before, we, we only do this podcast during the Trump administration. That's why we did it from 2016 to 2020. And then we went away for four years and now we're back. And that's just because we're trying to preserve freedom.

[B]

Yeah. Because what happened was people are just fed up with the system and the, and the, and the system politicians. So it was either going to be Bernie or it was going to be Trump. Right? Now Bernie got, he got Tanya Harding, okay. Tanya Harding came, he got Hillary Clinton was Tanya Harden. She came in and she took his names out. Also, he could never get elected because you cannot look like that and be president. You just can't look like you're an old kid. You just can't look like you're a substitute teacher at. Right. A math class in Brooklyn. It's not going to work. Yeah.

[A]

And, and, and, and so they went.

[B]

With Donnie T. They went with Johnny. It's an explosion. It's a wrecking ball.

[A]

It's what, it's what it is.

[B]

Cuz we are in the studio and.

[A]

If you, and if, and, and honestly, cuz I mean, those shoulder pads on Hillary Clinton's pantsuits were wild. I mean, from the back. I don. She's running for president or plays for the Commanders. I really don't. Girl's got shoulder pads.

[B]

She's got shoulder pads. And remember she passed.

[A]

Bill Clinton just banged out everybody. And it's what it is.

[B]

It's what it is. He kid, the kid, he had, he had a weakness for the ladies.

[A]

So do I. Yeah, you do. So do I. And it's rough. Yeah, it's rough because you know, the.

[B]

Kid did put a cigar in a 21 year old girl's vagina. And that is funny.

[A]

That is funny. And to be honest with you, that would get a vote for me.

[B]

Because.

[A]

We just like to have fun. I don't take anything too seriously. Have you ever been offended by anything in your life?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You have been because you're, you go to ucf.

[B]

Yeah. Well, you can't there's got to be a line. Right?

[A]

Like I don't think what offends you. Truly tell me for real what actually.

[B]

It doesn't offend me. But I just don't think making fun of people with disabilities. I don't get it. They can't help.

[A]

Well, because you have a disabled brother. But we would never do that. But that's generally.

[B]

Even if I didn't have a disabled brother, I'm going like why. Why would you want of a kid?

[A]

But who would do. But we wouldn't do that.

[B]

That. But no, I'm saying.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, but you're saying offended by us.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

No, I'm not offended. But I do this podcast because that's.

[A]

The thing we don't make. We don't make fun of anyone who like. We would never make fun of a disabled.

[B]

That's where my line.

[A]

Right. Yeah, I can.

[B]

Yeah, that's my line is yeah.

[A]

And my. I think I guess my line.

[B]

I don't like when people make fun of Kamala Harris. They take that serious.

[A]

Seriously.

[B]

Yeah. I'm a. Come on. I'm a white guy for college.

[A]

You're disabled people. That's your line. And I respect why. And I would say the only thing that could offend me is if you make fun of the German Republic. I don't like that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What it is because you're supposed to be doing an episode on the inauguration. So what you got? We got 1801 or 1802.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is when it moved to Washington DC. Can I just be.

[B]

You're asking me what I got. But it's really. What did chappie. What did chat BT got?

[A]

We are the chat GPT sluts. And cuz I gotta be honest with you. I really want to be honest with you. I want this United States Capitol to just move back to New York. Well, I just wanted to move back to New York.

[B]

Yeah, it would be. We want everything to move to New York. We want Hollywood to move to New York. And it may. Because it's burnt down.

[A]

Yeah, it's just.

[B]

It's burnt down. It just happened.

[A]

Like L. A burned down. And make no mistake, Joe the Squeak Rogan is flying in for the inauguration.

[B]

Yeah, I mean because you know, it's a really weird time. There's humvees outside. LA's on fire.

[A]

What is Donnie's going on. Donnie T is. Donnie T is just going to make Joe Rogan ambassador to aliens. It's what it is. Do you think Donnie T. Is going to send Joe Rogan out. When the aliens come, he's going to let him talk to the kids.

[B]

Yeah, I think. I don't know what's going on because. Yeah, I mean, you know, all the, the tech barons are going to be here tomorrow. I guess they're all going to be Bezos and, and, and Zuckerberg, the new Zuckerberg.

[A]

Right.

[B]

There's a post, there's a PO there's an AD Zuckerberg and a bc.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, the new Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg does Jiu Jitsu. Got his chain.

[B]

The kid went through a transition. He went from girl. He tr. He's a trans man.

[A]

Yeah, he's a trans man.

[B]

I mean, the kid is a trans man.

[A]

Mark Zuckerberg was as cucked out as being a cuck can be. And now the kid came all the way to the other side.

[B]

I mean, the kid now does Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, he's got a neck and he's a libertarian and he's just been hanging out with Dana White and he just, he got his bar mitzvah into being a man, I guess.

[A]

I mean, Mark Zuckerberg is the definition of covering his own ass. I mean, that kid is just, he is now capitulated to whatever side will.

[B]

Have him because that's what they do because they want to make the money. And he knows Trump's coming in office and he just goes, let me just get comfy one feet inside Trump's ass.

[A]

It's Mark Zuckerberg is kid is a.

[B]

Polyp in Trump's ass right now.

[A]

Mark Zuckerberg is the definition of a guy who is for the table.

[B]

He's for.

[A]

The guy is saying, I'm for the table. Anyone could take a bite out of me. I don't care if you're Democrat, Republican, whoever is going to make my business better. That's all I'll go to. And I kind of respect the kid for just being so openly spineless. I really do.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, he's just, he's what you call a Benedict Arnold. Yes. Yeah, Benedict Arnold Stein.

[A]

Yeah, Benedict Arnold.

[B]

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[B]

Was he a good kid?

[A]

He was actually a good kid that really freaking loved America. And the kid just wasn't getting paid by George Washington at all. And it wasn't getting paid. Wasn't getting promoted.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he kept asking for his pay into promotion.

[B]

And George, he was like a WNBA player.

[A]

Yes, exactly.

[B]

Yeah. He wasn't getting what he deserved.

[A]

He wasn't getting what he was like.

[B]

A woman's soccer player.

[A]

Exactly. Once again, what she deserved.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

So Ben. But then he still did eventually turn and go with England, so you can't fucking do that. And you're a piece of shit for that. But I would like to do an episode on Benedict Arnold to show the. How he got to where he got. Because it's not just like rude security guard. He. Yeah, yeah, he was a rude security guard. That's what. Juan Soto didn't sign with the Yankees.

[B]

Yeah. He flipped to the Mets. And you also flipped to the Mets, too, because you like Dominicans.

[A]

I flip.

[B]

You just follow where the Dominicans.

[A]

I flip to the Mets. No, because I also am, in a way, like Mark Zuckerberg. I'll go where they pay me.

[B]

Yeah, that's what it is.

[A]

And that's what. Just rolling out the red carpet and.

[B]

You'Re like, I'm going to do that. And now you're a Mets fan.

[A]

I'm a. I'm a huge New York Mets fan.

[B]

So you never really had any emotional connecting to the Yankees or do you still secretly root for them?

[A]

I only secretly root for them because my dad, AKA Barney Rubble, is still alive and he's a big Yankees fan. My dad looks like Barney Rubble from the Flintstone.

[B]

He does look like Barty Rubble. Yeah.

[A]

Now can. What else? Who was. What's another fun fact about the inaugural on the seat?

[B]

Just so Ben Shapiro could have a nice warm seat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Deep into the sea. Yeah. The kids worth half a bill.

[A]

I want the kids over here off to the right to do a shot every time Ben Shapiro says trans person.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I just thought you're going to be fucking hammered.

[B]

Yeah. I can tell you what his podcast is going to be right now. He's going to pull up the fucking. All the trans people that were in Biden's administration and go, this is over. And that's it. And then he's going to say, support Israel and Hamas and release the hostages. That's the episode. And it's done. That's just what, that's what he's going to say. He's going to say release the hostages and no more trans.

[A]

Because do you think Donnie T is going to come out tomorrow on day one of his presidency and pardon data? Did he?

[B]

No, I don't think he's gonna bar Diddy. And in fact, I just saw that he's hired. I think he's got like four LGTBQ cabinet members.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Yeah. I'm not saying, you know, I don't know what he's doing. Yeah.

[A]

I don't know what he's.

[B]

I don't know if he knows what he's doing.

[A]

Donnie T's just coming out and spinning the wheel, which we kind of like in a present. The kid just comes out, wakes up every day, spins the wheel. Whatever he lands on, that's what he'll do that.

[B]

Yeah. And I think I like that he's just the entertainer in chief. And I think he might have said to Maduro in, in, in Venezuela, he might have said because he's very good friends with Vince McMahon and he loves the wrestling thing and that's what he has brought to this is he brings a little heat presidency, you know. So I think he might have called up Maduro and said, just say you want to invade Puerto Rico because I want to get some action happening. Yeah, yeah. Let's start cut a promo on.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So Maduro goes out and then he goes, we're just going to invade Puerto Rico. And Trump goes, it's fucking great promo. I'm going to come back, say I'm going to drop missiles on you. We'll bring the cheap heat.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And the next thing you know we're fucking getting views because May just wants ratings to go through the roof.

[A]

Because make absolutely no mistake, Venezuela can invade Puerto Rico. Rico if they like to, but they better be prepared to be attacked by pit bulls.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because Puerto Rico's got a lot of people.

[B]

Yeah, they did. And that, that you found another joke for that is shows that how great you are because you already said they're gonna throw chunk.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which was, which was the top tier joke. But you found another.

[A]

I found another one.

[B]

Because the thing is there's a lot.

[A]

Of loose pit bulls when it comes to Puerto Ricans. I'll always find a way.

[B]

Yeah, you'll find the way. Yeah.

[A]

What it is, you're gonna get hit with pit bulls. Babies.

[B]

I mean just. That was a 10 when you said they're gonna invade and they're just gonna be flying chocolate.

[A]

That'll be a clip from our show.

[B]

Yeah, that'll be a clip.

[A]

This episode's coming out first or the next one or maybe we, the footage got lost again. We don't know on this show.

[B]

Yeah. Cause this room is blue.

[A]

This room is blue.

[B]

Democrat.

[A]

Yeah, they're saying it's blue. They got some subliminal messaging.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. They got a H VAC in the thing. Spotify's got a couple dollars left over after the Joe Rogie deal and after Let it Call Her Daddy deal. And we want the next deal.

[A]

Spotify. Listen to me, you gave Joey Roro 100 schmil. You gave call her daddy 60 mil. Honestly, cuz me and Yanni, we'll do it for a co. Cool. Mill.

[B]

We'll do it for one. Cool. And I was out of the abyss.

[A]

Yeah, we just, just throw us a meal and get me in a house up in Westchester and I'm good.

[B]

Yeah, that's it.

[A]

But yeah, Spotify, make no mistake. Thank you so much for having us. I I talking to Spotify like they're listening. They've shut off our feed.

[B]

No, that I think Spotify, they're still cooking. I can see the, I can see the bars moving, see the green bar.

[A]

Tell you something, dude, these kids, Spotify don't mess around.

[B]

No.

[A]

They have beautiful cameras. Cameras. They got a great crew here. They got a trailer outside. We're in the fishbowl. Coming to you live from the blast zone.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In Washington D.C. this is the blast zone. Someone will get killed tomorrow at the inauguration.

[B]

Yeah. Something's gonna go down. What it was getting out of here.

[A]

We're getting out of here. We are dry. I am driving as fast as I can out of here.

[B]

Yeah. Have you ever seen the Kurt Russell movie?

[A]

No.

[B]

Where he, what is it called? Out of Manhattan or something like that?

[A]

Daybreak Escape from la. This kid's a movie kid. Did.

[B]

Yes. Out of New York and escaped from la. Right now we're, we're, we're, we're Kurt Russell and we're getting out of D.C. we're escaping from D.C. but I, I'm.

[A]

Gonna go right across street to, to these bakery because they got good scones.

[B]

Yeah. You're gonna get yourself a scone. You want a scone and you want to go home to Philly.

[A]

Before we say inauguration, I just want to, I just want to say something. Last night that you made a comment. You hurt my feelings. When we were sleeping in your brother's apartment. I was going to my room. I said, I'm just gonna go lay in my bed. And I said, it's okay. I can lay on top of the plug couch. And you said, yeah, you can, because you're a fat kid. Kid.

[B]

Yeah, I did that.

[A]

Kid. And then. And then. And then I covered my butt.

[B]

Yeah, that. Yeah.

[A]

Did I look fat? Just tell me, did I look fat from that angle?

[B]

No, because the thing is. The thing is, you just. You don't have. When you don't have a body that matches your head or butt when you get ripped. So it's very weird.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

So when you get ripped, you look like a lollipop, right. Because you're carrying around a bowling ball on your neck.

[A]

So right now, do you think I'm ripped or fucking fat?

[B]

You need to have a little weight on you.

[A]

So I need more weight than this.

[B]

You got one weird tit that, when you get fat, that just kind of looks like an anteater.

[A]

But you think, like, that's actually better.

[B]

I think it's better. And that's the way I like it. And I like you plumped up.

[A]

Yeah. Plumped up.

[B]

I'm like the serial killer from Silence of the Lambs. Yeah. I want to put a couple pounds on you. I want to throw you in a well and oil you up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I want to wear your skin.

[A]

It's what it is.

[B]

I want to. I want to take your butt and use it as a butt injection on my butt.

[A]

What it is. And this kid, I could tell the producer off to the right is definitely a movie kid. And if you. You think for one second that he has not, throughout his life, tuck his dick and balls back like Buffalo Bill and said, put the lotion in the basket, you got another thing coming. I know he has.

[B]

If you don't think that this kid goes to whole Foods and gets lettuce, walnuts, cranberries, and goat cheese and makes a fine arugula salad for Big Lebowski night. When his friends come over, they take their socks and shoes off and one of them flicks their feet. You got another thing coming. If you don't think he. He listens to Tori. He doesn't listen to Tori almost when he gets sad. Oh, yeah, you got another thing coming, guys.

[A]

I mean, you got Nothing. This kid, McLaughlin Playlist Hit, is a democrat big. I mean, he shits immigration cards.

[B]

That's what. It's what.

[A]

It's what it is. Because that's okay.

[B]

The kids kid is harboring a couple of illegals in his house. Right now, what it is the kid loves. The kid is starting underground Mexican railroad right now. This kid is Harriet Tubman from Mexican.

[A]

Yeah, it's what it is because it's okay. Because we all are different. And that's what I love about America is we're all just different and we can all just kind of walk around and nobody's fighting writing. You know, you have freedom of speech here, which I like.

[B]

Yeah. And that's what the right also needs to understand and the left. It's like we've gotten to this point where everyone said, these are my views. These are my views. This is what I like to do. These are the bars I like to go to. This is the music I like to go. This is what I like to bang. This is what it's like. You got it. We have to learn to just accept that those people are different and everyone's just got to move to the place that they like.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Like, if you're a gay kid in Arkansas, get the out of Arkansas.

[A]

I don't know what to tell you guys.

[B]

Never going to be San Francisco, Fran. You're going to have a better life in San Fran. Not just because you'll be more accepted, because it's just a better city than Arkansas.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So just get out. Say bye bye to mommy and daddy who are also sister and brother, and get out of there.

[A]

And if you're a Republican in Washington D.C. just get out. Get the out you don't want to be. This isn't a city.

[B]

This isn't the city for you.

[A]

That's all.

[B]

Oh, yeah, go to Austin, which is Republican. Hollywood. That's a joke on my special. Yeah, well, I said it again.

[A]

So who gives a?

[B]

Does anyone give a.

[A]

No. Nobody cares at all anymore. No one's even really watching or listening.

[B]

Yeah, just go Nashville, whatever.

[A]

Just go to just Republican. Just move to Staten Island.

[B]

Yeah, just fucking get your good. Go drink bud and just be a fucking Republican. Put on Carrie Underwood and just be you.

[A]

The Internet makes everyone think that everyone cares when the truth is nobody really fucking cares.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's just stop making everything about you. Yeah, nobody cares.

[B]

Nobody cares.

[A]

Go support whoever the hell you want to support. It doesn't matter.

[B]

Everyone's got to deep breathe, box breathe. And get their nervous system back down to baseline, baby. Yeah, everything is fine when you see.

[A]

People in the street.

[B]

It's fine. It's when you carry this anger out into the street streets. It's no good.

[A]

It's no good. So you gotta box breathe you gotta box, breathe. And I gotta be honest with you. I have more respect for people who will just say it out in public than anything online. Like I respect the homeless woman who was hysterical crying on the street and called me and Yanis crack yesterday. I like that lady.

[B]

I like.

[A]

Because if you would have posted it on her Instagram, that would have been whack.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But since she said it to our face and I mean, you want to talk about that? I mean, look at the way that guy's job.

[B]

Guys jogging right into the blast.

[A]

That guy was jogging with his butt out just looking for cock.

[B]

Yeah. And can we just talk about the people? And so is this guy.

[A]

Yeah. I gotta be honest with you. When I see, when I see some of these kids jogging, especially like just a frail white kid, I want to hit him in the head with a two by four.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And just bother me.

[B]

And that kid looks suspicious. That kid's. That kid's got something in his jacket. Yeah. He really have just tnc, whatever it's called TNT in there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Something's gonna happen today. I just want to know.

[A]

Not today, tomorrow. Tomorrow.

[B]

Thank God. I just want to know who are the people who decide to just come to an inauguration. Do you have nothing to do?

[A]

Let me tell you something right now, because I will. And I'm being cryst with you. And as honest as I can be, I would never in 1 million years come and wait outside to watch anything. You know that. And I would never wait online for tickets overnight for anything. You know how much I love Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston is my favorite musician of all time. I love her. I know all her songs and she's just the most beautiful singer and I love her. If Whitney Houston came back from the dead and was going to do one concert and one concert only, and you had to wait online or go outside for tickets and watch before performance, I wouldn't do it. People who go away and do like that, I just don't understand what the they're doing with their life.

[B]

Yeah. Cause originally the inauguration was held on March 4th. That started the new term. But the 20th Amendment in 1933 changed the date to January 20th to reduce the lame duck period. Because make no mistake, right now. Yeah. Joe Biden has senioritis. He doesn't care.

[A]

I mean, Joe Biden is just fucking letting everybody out of prison.

[B]

Yeah. Because I think he's, I think he, he's, he's pardoned. He's just throwing out pardons. He doesn't even know who he's pardoning. He doesn't give a. Anymore. Anymore.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Ukraine's like, you want another 50 bill? He's like, just. It's Trump's problem. Give him another 50 bill. He'll figure it out.

[A]

Joe Biden is just walking around with no pants on eating applesauce all over the White House. Yeah.

[B]

It's just. It's what it is. And then another notable inauguration, of course, was 1861. Yeah. That was a big one. Yeah. When they let it a blink, they put Abe Lincoln in there and they say security was unprecedented due to fears of assassination because he was just coming in under a tense time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you know what? The security, they did a good job that day. But then when the kid went to Ford Steven Theater. Yeah. The kids, they went on lunch break at the wrong time. The kid got shot in the face.

[A]

Capped him. Unfortunately, they put a cap in him. And I don't love that. But also too. Just real quick, before we keep going, is 1861. We're going to talk about. We're going to get a great history hyenas episode coming to you guys pretty soon about President James Buchanan, who was the real reason that the Civil War probably happened. Because make absolutely no mistake, and historians pretty much, much confirm this, he was the first openly gay president. And he was gay as gay can be in the late 1850s. And he was the 15th president before Lincoln being the 16th. And he had a senator, Senator Marcus Rufus King, who was his boyfriend. And Senator Marcus Rufus King was a senator from the South. So Buchanan just gave the south all that, what they wanted with the slaves and all that because he just was banging. It was his boyfriend's wishes. And then Abraham Lincoln just inherited a fucking mess from Senator James Buchanan, who was just gay senator who liked it in the butt cannon.

[B]

Here's the thing, though.

[A]

We're going to do a fun episode on that.

[B]

Yeah. Also we should do an episode on Trajan, the Roman emperor, who's maybe one of the best, is considered historically to be one of the best Roman emperors.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

One of like the three, four ones who were like, yo, those guys are hall of fame. You know, who's on your Mount Rushmore.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And the kid was a straight. Straight gay kid.

[A]

It's what it is.

[B]

No bisexuality, no eunuchs. He just loved men. He was a straight gay kid, and he was one of the best emperors. So you can be a gay kid and be a great leader. Yeah.

[A]

It's what it is.

[B]

If you were wondering. It can't happen.

[A]

It can't. You can Be. You can be gay and be a great leader.

[B]

You can do it.

[A]

Shout out Obama.

[B]

Oh, exactly. That's right.

[A]

That's just what the Internet says.

[B]

I mean, well, no, the kid did write a letter where he said he has sex with. He has sex with men in his imagination.

[A]

Obama said that.

[B]

That didn't. I don't know what that means.

[A]

You know. You know whose imagination that sounds like? Mine.

[B]

Yeah, it's very similar to you. It really is. But listen to this, cuz, tell me so. And then James Buchanan was the first inauguration that was photographed. That's 1857.

[A]

And if that doesn't tell you that he's a gay kid, I don't know what does. He's the first one that said, take a photo.

[B]

Take a photo of me. But back then, I think he. It was gay to smile.

[A]

Smile.

[B]

It was smiled in photos.

[A]

No, they did not do that.

[B]

Everyone either that or just people just hadn't discovered joy yet.

[A]

Yeah, it's whatever.

[B]

See a photograph where anyone even smirked.

[A]

I think, because life was just different back then. I mean, everyone was dying of disease. The water sucked.

[B]

Yeah. It was just a confusing time where they had only recently decided that it was okay to rock your own hair. Yeah. Yeah. Like, can I just wear my own hair? Yeah. That only happened like 20 years before that.

[A]

I mean, because just, you know, we've.

[B]

Said if you had a wig on of somebody else's hair now, it would be wild.

[A]

It'd be wild because make no mistake, if you had a wig, high heel shoes and tights on back then you were just the president.

[B]

Yeah. This is what it was.

[A]

Every president was trans.

[B]

What kind of psychotic gay fashion designer started that trend?

[A]

I have no idea.

[B]

The kid who's like, I want to wear someone else's hair, but do you.

[A]

Think it'll come back?

[B]

I just think that was a guy playing a goof and he was like, let's see if we could make wearing somebody else's hair fucking cool. Or was a bald kid who put on a wig and just convinced people that it was the shit.

[A]

Because, I mean, could you imagine how hot it was back then with someone else's hair on?

[B]

Yeah, because have you ever looked back at some of the facts?

[A]

Three minutes. ABC Wednesdays, Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in the new family comedy Shifting Gears.

[B]

Dad, I'm broke and I need a place to stay until I figure out what the rest of my life looks like.

[A]

So a couple of days when his daughter moves back in. The last time you walked out that Door.

[B]

You looked back at me and gave me a double bird. I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversation.

[A]

The wheels come off.

[B]

Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults? If you watch the news lately, that's not a thing anymore.

[A]

New Wednesdays, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.

[B]

Have you ever looked back at some of the fashion and been like this? This is just somebody playing a trick on us. Yeah, it just to show how fucking gullible people are. And guess what? The first live inauguration streamed on the net was Barack Obama. Obama. And the kid did numbers.

[A]

Numbers.

[B]

The kid did fucking numbers in 2009. He drew historic crowd. He did numbers. But if you ask Donnie T. T, he didn't do bigger numbers than him. Yeah, because Donnie T is the king of perception is reality. So I think the king.

[A]

I'm going to be honest with you because I miss, I really do miss Obama. I miss the piece even. Because here's the thing, because even if people say, oh, you know, you see on the Internet, oh, you know, the Obama administration put deported more people, put more people in jail, I don't know if that's true or not. I have no fucking idea. But I didn't know about it. So I just felt at peace. And make absolutely no mistake, there's a military helicopter flying over it. They're going to nuke us very low.

[B]

Yeah. And drones are outside side. Yeah, probably drones. But yeah, you know, that was the thing about Obama is he just went up there.

[A]

I felt peaceful with Obama. He felt like he's got a good guy in charge.

[B]

He just carp bombed the Middle east like a gentleman.

[A]

But.

[B]

Yeah, but that's how you do it. Like a gentleman.

[A]

But even if he did, we just didn't know about it. And he was, he was just, he, he's the president that when I watch him I was like, okay, I feel calm with it. This guy knows what he's doing. Yeah.

[B]

Because he did it like a gentleman. They called him the deporter in chief in the Latin community.

[A]

Mistake. Obama was a Jewish gentleman.

[B]

He was a gentleman. He was, he was catapulting Mexicans over the wall. I mean he was rolling out the catapult and just slinging them. But he did it like a gentleman. So nobody knew. And the left just looked the other way and they didn't talk about it. I got a fusion where I work because it was all Latino.

[A]

I got a friend who interviewed Obama a couple of times and he said that he interviewed him the very Last day of his presidency. Like January 19th of the, you know, whatever, whatever. I guess 2016. And he said that right when they were done with the interview, they went outside on a balcony in the back and they just smoked joint. Yeah, but that's cool. I like that.

[B]

I like.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

I like a kid who.

[A]

He's a real guy.

[B]

He knows how to hoop and. Yeah, you can sneak out of the studio and just bum a. Lucy.

[A]

Yeah, I like that.

[B]

You want. You got a extra Sig? I smoke.

[A]

Yeah, I like it. The prev. Just smoking a little sick because honestly, after you're going to carpet bomb everyone, you might just have to light up a Sig.

[B]

You might get a little stressed out.

[A]

They said we got one minute left, but I thought we were supposed to be here till 9.

[B]

Yeah. Did we keep going?

[A]

45 minutes. We only started, like, 7. 20. How long we've been going? 40 minutes? Yeah, 40. But we're done at 8, huh? Yeah, we're done at 8.

[B]

We're wrapping up.

[A]

Here's the truth is we were. We. We were supposed to be here until 9, but he got talking to in his earpiece that said, these kids are done at 8.

[B]

These kids are done at 8. So listen, go to patreon.com history hyenas for our bonus content. Check out our dates on History Hyenas is back dot com.

[A]

Yep. We don't know if this is coming out on YouTube or Patreon or not at all.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But Spotify, we want to thank you so much.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we just want to say, suck it, Apple.

[B]

Yeah, that's right. Suck it. Everybody else.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we love you, Spotify. And just everyone stay chill, stay calm, be friendly with your peasant. Peace. Everything's going to be fine. The next four years are either going to be extremely wild.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

In a good way. Or a bad way.

[A]

Or a bad way. But make no mistake, it's not going.

[B]

To be a bore. It won't be a snooze.

[A]

It won't be boring. It'll be fun. So just strap up, put your seatbelt on, and have a good time.

[B]

Yeah, that's right. And Floyd Mayweather definitely killed his baby's mama. It's what it is. This. All right, so now we're going to read the Patreon. We want you guys to help us decide.

[A]

Decide who is the ppw, the winner. We got a list, and we got a list. And then Giannis will say, that's on the lit. Obviously, you know, he'll say, that's on the list. It's not on the list. It's a Chicken Finger or it's a Drexler. Which means you could have made it in this, but there was too many other good names. So you're not going to make it in this era. Just like Clyde Drexler was in the era of Michael Jordan.

[B]

Are there any Patreon members here?

[A]

There it is. So for the ones that are in, here's what you're missing.

[B]

Yeah. And also, also, thank you guys.

[A]

Thank you so much. We really appreciate it.

[B]

We love you guys.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Without. Without your guys support, I wouldn't be able to move into many houses as I have.

[B]

Yeah. Thank you.

[A]

Here we go. All right, here we go. Welcome to the matriarchy. Our newest members giving up for Sammy Cycles. A beat comp on steroids, not a detective. Okay.

[B]

Drexler.

[A]

AOC's tits. Make my peace Spit.

[B]

I'm gonna go by laughs on this one. I'm gonna go Drexler, Rexler. Okay.

[A]

Joseph Bell's the third Mac not related to that communist John Lennon. Okay.

[B]

I'll put that on the list.

[A]

Okay, that's on the list.

[B]

I'm overriding the audience.

[A]

Then we got Twinkethy. Chalamet's Prolapse Bussy.

[B]

That's on the list. On the list.

[A]

Twinkethy's a 10.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Then we got Chrissy D. Eats Corn the long Way last.

[B]

Put them on the list.

[A]

Then we got Blue Pill, Father Bill. Stuck is dill. And Jack, not Jill. But it is. It's a Father Bill one, though. So we're on the fence with the Father Bill ones. We've had so many Father Bill names that they're just tough.

[B]

Chicken finger.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's technically a long one, but we'll give it an honorary chicken.

[A]

Then we got Texas Tuck back from Houston. Screwed in butt glutes in my belly button button. Oh, no. Screwed in but glues in my belly button. Sorry, victim of a bad read. My apologies. Still.

[B]

Still. Good one, though.

[A]

Jordan the Capicolo Kuzzy.

[B]

That's the Sauce monkey.

[A]

And we got Johnny Johnny Coke containers.

[B]

That's a chicken finger.

[A]

Subterranean Jew. AKA Rabbi. Three Dollar Bill. And they spelled Jew. J, O, O. Are they on?

[B]

That sounds the list.

[A]

Then we got Light Skin Leroy. Mistaken for Sandra D. Sometimes. No. Did it make it Drexler?

[B]

Drexler. Close, close.

[A]

Then we got the Canuck who will talk for Trump. Trudeau did blackface.

[B]

On I just got on Audience reaction. You got list.

[A]

Then we got bricked up. String Bean Ziggy Drew Landfill. Jimmy Squiggle Tits. That's him. Then we got Chrissy.

[B]

Squiggle Tits is a chicken.

[A]

That's a chicken. Figure. Then we got Chrissy Cleopatra. Got a situation with Yanni's brother because Yanni's brother's a gay kid. Then we got Fumare Treat on. Walked into one. Walked into one. Cannot disparage the family. Walked into one. Hold on.

[B]

Yeah, that is one of the funniest ones.

[A]

Yeah, but we gotta move on. Do it. Can't do it. Yeah.

[B]

Can't do it. Look.

[A]

Can't dispatch the family.

[B]

I was gonna say the first part. Fubare treat. Yeah, it's really funny.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Walk there towards security.

[A]

What it is. Walked in. Oh, here's a sauce on your Jay Bonino. That's sauce. Then we got Vance's eyeliner. Then we got Mata. Banged out a muzzy skin flute because Shea Tutinopoulos. Okay, Long name. Then we got Fumes Are form me.

[B]

Fumes are for me.

[A]

Fumes are for me.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Then we got Chicken Figure Montalban.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[A]

Then we got a guy just straight to the back, doesn't want to deal with it. Then we got. Loves to splooge on your mom's boobs, kid.

[B]

Like he knows what he likes.

[A]

Then we got Straight to the back.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Then we got Frisbee, head pager supply company.

[B]

Wait, security.

[A]

That's security.

[B]

What was that one again?

[A]

Frisbee, head pager supply company. Yeah. So what can you do, right? We can't. We can't acknowledge the.

[B]

We can't support the audience decide. Does that go on the list?

[A]

All right, it's on the list.

[B]

I just don't know. I got you. I just feel bad for the Jews on this one. No, it actually. The muzzies.

[A]

The muzzies. Yeah. That's what it is.

[B]

Okay, but wait, the one before that. What was the one before that? Straight back was a good one.

[A]

Straight to the back.

[B]

Yeah, straight to the back. I'm just giving that a drex. Acknowledge. A good one. That was a good one.

[A]

Then we got.

[B]

Yeah, the other one was a really good one. But it's a security and a lister.

[A]

Okay, let's put him on the list. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Not, not. Not. Yeah.

[A]

So then we got CJ From Rose bank, founding father. Don't call me Bill Hill. Then we got. Where were you when D. Rose fell?

[B]

That's Derrick Rose.

[A]

Derrick Rose, I guess. Yeah, that's a Knicks. Then we got Akash's elephant. That's Interesting.

[B]

Chicken.

[A]

Chicken figure. Then we got Chrissy Cum Slut of just a description. Whatever.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then we got.

[B]

Which is a true statement.

[A]

Just what it is. Then we got witch hazel in my base bagel. Then we got Enzo. Make no mistake, AOC's seat smells like Plantanos amato. Is that on the list?

[B]

The Drexler. Funny.

[A]

Then we go Hillary C. And Donnie T. Had a squeak kid. It was me.

[B]

Strong Drexler. There he is. He's right there.

[A]

There he is.

[B]

He looks like him too. Yeah.

[A]

Then we got K. Ducket. Then we got Kirsten. I'm A for content nuffling. Okay. Then we got Yanni's camel toe. Harris is showing Tai Tang Chico Bandido. Grover had a short cubby body. Cleveland Fumare Cooper, wide receiver for the Buffalo $3 bills. I feel like we've had that.

[B]

We've had that.

[A]

We've had Tiger. Then we got George Washy had no party, but he did have slaves teeth.

[B]

Okay. It's a true. It's true.

[A]

Where?

[B]

It's just a true historian.

[A]

We got Freedom Voter. Corn Potato Monkey with Father Bill Trauma. Then we got Messy Jesse Don. Messy Jesse. Don't undress me. Just molest me.

[B]

Okay. People love it. This is a democratic show. We're doing referendums here.

[A]

Okay. Then we gotos.

[B]

Wait, what? He's a half black, half white kid who has fumar.

[A]

Yeah, but I think you can say. I think that's. I don't think you're allowed to say that.

[B]

Are you allowed to say that? No.

[A]

Saying no. We'll just call them black and white cookies.

[B]

There's one of the black and white cookies.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Then we got Doosan's mom gave sloppy toppy and 04 jalopy puppy. Okay. Then we got a Man Feels like a Turd in Me Yanni Schlonges. Then we got Gloomy in my Eastern Hemi Buck. Sorry, bad read. Then we got Vengeful V. Then we got Cute Face Lil Dick. It's what it is.

[B]

Definition of a chicken figure.

[A]

Then we got. Then we got. I don't pronounce the r in vinegar just in case. Did I walk into another one?

[B]

You walked into one, but he didn't say it. But the. Just the creativity of that gets the catapult out. Put them on the list. Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

That. That one's the most inventive.

[A]

Okay. So then we got. Screwed in till the Jews Win.

[B]

That's a chicken figure. That's going on the list. We got a heavy list.

[A]

It's A heavy one. You might not be able to get all three of these. Then we might only have to go a few more. Then we got Zach Isis's faded finger tattoos. Tuck it, Carlson.

[B]

We've had that. We've had. It's a good one, though.

[A]

Then we got a Chuck E. Cheese. Animatronic shirked me. Okay. Then we got Father Bill. Made me hold his ladder when I was 14. TRUMP 2028.

[B]

I mean, that's a different one. That's a different spin. Creativity, it's. It's creative. But not enough laugh here. So I'm going to say Drexler. Hold Drexler strong.

[A]

Yeah, because he was. He was a bear. I lost £100 but still covered in him hair.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Then we got Uncle Russell's Bay Ridge muscles pimping during cuddles. Okay. Make no mistake, I'm your English cousin that saw Chrissy D in London and there was.

[B]

Walked into one.

[A]

Walked into one. But he's English, so it's just a food item.

[B]

Cigarette?

[A]

No. No. There was a dish when I went to London, there was a dish that was on the menu called the lamb. So. Okay, but is he on the list?

[B]

It's a Drexler.

[A]

It's a Drexler. Okay, sorry. So I got Indian piece that wants Chrissy D. To cuddle me like Gandhi touched his niece.

[B]

Put him on the list. On the list.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Dare I say contender?

[A]

You're it. You're it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then we got Patrick Stany. That's a firefighter. Andrew Fitzgerald. Then we got Chrissy. Tried to make some chatter and found out got fetal's better. I don't know what it is.

[B]

Bad read.

[A]

Sorry. Then we got my big fat Greek glue gun. Needs the comboli king, Mr. Panos back. It's for the table, cuz.

[B]

Like most Greeks, just a little too long. Too many words.

[A]

Then we got Bobby G. Got on Ozempic and we're back. So it's good. He's skinny kid.

[B]

Good.

[A]

Then we got Diego. Diego Rodriguez. Salsa monkey.

[B]

That's a Salsa Monkey award. Yeah.

[A]

Then we got Big Cuzzy Kevy, the fuzzy Trump 2020 piece with a slice of pepperoni Pete's for the table. Then we got Floyd Mayweather. Killed his baby mama.

[B]

Wow. Throwback. Yeah, it's a throwback. It is. We'll give a Drexler for the throwback.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You remember that?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then we got Fed Smoker. You're done. Como. Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Then we got Chrissy the Glue artist, AKA Chris and Van Glue.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Then we Got make Chrissy wissy my missy. No diddy. Let me aoc them titties. Then here we. Right here we got. Here we got a wonton. Wonton Monkey award. May chown ching chong.

[B]

Yeah, cuz I never heard that expression before.

[A]

Won monkey. Is that okay?

[B]

I'm not sure.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All I can say is I'm not sure. I don't know.

[A]

Two vegetable mover move my downs brother to a funeral home. So. Oh, I don't know. It got cut off. I don't know.

[B]

He's basically saying he killed his downsy brother.

[A]

That's what it is.

[B]

He moved into a funeral home. That's bad. It's not getting anything. Which a walked into one. Security.

[A]

Security.

[B]

Sorry about like that. Security.

[A]

Security. Then we got Security. Dennis. Uncircumcised Rodman, Calvin. Not a Leroy, but got Matzo balls. Greenbergs. Then we got Dahmer's favorite Le.

[B]

Chicken finger figure.

[A]

Jeffrey Dahmer saying he likes black guys.

[B]

Yeah, it's his favorite one to eat.

[A]

Yep, yep, yep.

[B]

His favorite one to eat. What it is, it's funny.

[A]

Okay, so. But we move on. My dick hangs left, but my heart is fully right. Because we've had it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We've had cte victim like Princess Diana.

[B]

Oh, walked in into one.

[A]

Sorry.

[B]

Walked into one.

[A]

Okay. Then we got Bo Dallas as Uncle Howdy as Bray Wyatt. Strong. Drexler.

[B]

Some people just, you know, they go for it, but they just gotta. You gotta tighten it up.

[A]

Tighten it up. Then we got Bang out toots to that sleeves list. Loose. Nothing left to lose. Sorry, bad read. Too much. Yanni. Pete's here for the feet.

[B]

I do like feet.

[A]

Then we Got Jacob's Ladder 14. Boy Toy for the tail table. Cosby's Nap time Pudding nums. That on the list?

[B]

Yeah, for the. For the funny factor. Nap time is just a funny. Yeah.

[A]

We got Practicing Poverty Pig Distefano. I'm Chris Holio. I need pps for my fume hole.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Then we got half a Linzer.

[B]

It's a really good one. Drex.

[A]

Okay. Then we got. I'm Sha Terry. I beat my kid because he's non binary. Is that on the list? Yeah, put the p. Sorry. Okay.

[B]

Put them on the list. Sometimes you just, you know. Yeah. You don't even need to joke.

[A]

Then we got. Then we got. Then we got Big Willie Sparks. Then we got have sex with women. Fall in love with men. I'm glad we can speak. Merry Christmas again.

[B]

Drag. Serious.

[A]

Then we got Donnie T's missing Ear Chunk. Then we got Jeremy Wing. Shan Shu. Actually a white dude. Vang. Okay. Okay. Then we got Schwifty gobagul Jake Gus. 2A days. Then we got Climbing up the Ladder. Here's something. Splatter. Then we got Cop who Busts Too soon for Kids with Fumes. It's a character piece.

[B]

Okay. Walked into one.

[A]

Walked into one case. He's saying like, okay, yeah, like kids.

[B]

Yeah. It's walking away.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Two on the nose.

[A]

Then we got Lucas from the autism convention.

[B]

That could be scrutin. Or.

[A]

Or. Yeah, or.

[B]

Or funny.

[A]

Funny. But he's not made. It's not. But it's a good one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then we got Shanny G. Dressed like Donald T. Cr. Open B. I don't too long. Then we got Leroy Squeak. But make no mistake, still got a.

[B]

Piece Small black guy. He's strong dick.

[A]

Then we got Luca the titted Balkan Bozik.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Then we got Forgive me Father, for I have zinned Fun.

[B]

Good. Good.

[A]

But maybe not enough.

[B]

I'll give it a Drexler. Okay. Even. Yeah. It's a good one, though.

[A]

Then we got. My trans has surprised more Italians than Mount Vesuvius.

[B]

Let's get the catapult out. And to be honest with you, I think that's the probable winner right there. My trans cock has surprised. That's an all time hall of famer right there.

[A]

Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Holy shit.

[A]

Okay, we got. Then we got. You know, I feel bad for the rest of them. Then we got poop in the puss pocket like obj. Then we got Jose voted for Trump but my mom is illegal. Herrera.

[B]

Funny at this point.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I'll do one more page and then I think that's it.

[B]

Just be unfair. Fair.

[A]

So should we just end it there and just. I mean, should we try to see if there's a couple. Maybe.

[B]

You think there's something that's going to take that out?

[A]

I don't give it a whirl. I don't know.

[B]

Sometimes you can.

[A]

Surprise. We'll give it a whirl. We'll give one more page.

[B]

One more page.

[A]

We'll see and then we'll see.

[B]

It might be a sneaky one.

[A]

Okay. Michael Jackson's doctor's medical degree.

[B]

It's really funny.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Drexler. I mean.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's just. It can't be beat.

[A]

Then we got conqueredor decolonizing America one mixed baby at a time.

[B]

Put them on the list. Okay, but I just don't know if we're gonna. The trans cock's gonna be hard to beat. Surprising Italians.

[A]

Then we got Sean King's better half. My wee Irish potato John. Rock hard fella.

[B]

John Rockhart feels funny Chicken finger.

[A]

Then we got Jermaine's heart Throbbing Sizzle. Chesty West Dusty Father Bill's micro piece that Chrissy D Slurped like a slice of cheesecake. My Eastern hemi glue causes bird flu. Achoo.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

See?

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

At least we have some. You know you have something on the list. Okay, wow. Okay. So then we got it could be.

[B]

You know that on any day. But maybe. Maybe we're gonna let the audience decide. I know my vote.

[A]

I'm telling you. We got you no vote. But you forgot about some bangers that we've had.

[B]

I know. It's good. My trans has surprised Italians than Mount Vesuvius.

[A]

I get it. But there's something.

[B]

Okay, okay. We're gonna let the audience.

[A]

This one rose is straight to the back, Parks.

[B]

We've had that. Good one though.

[A]

French Canadian potato. Snow Monkey. Donnie T's Ice Team Ladder 14. Toot fumes in my Fruit of the Looms. TR Trump's Banning Porno so Chrissy can cuomo Wei Shang Xi Jingping. When you look at Chrissy's thighs and Giannis's cyclops eyes. Dispod fumare.

[B]

Good try.

[A]

Yanni P. Shoot your glue gun on my back like Luigi See?

[B]

It's another good one. Put them on the list. Yeah, put them on the list.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

You guys got that one, right?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Let's CEO joke.

[B]

CEO kill.

[A]

We got screwed in sauce monkey. Luigi glue gunned him down peeling. We just get a lot of Luigi's now. Then we got Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, Lean Cuisines. My cousin, my muzzy cousin has a fuzzy wuzzy body. Saucy Luigi checking in. Make no mistake. Straight off the boat packing. Taylor's right fallopian tube. Matt Gates brought me over state lines when I was 17.

[B]

It's a good word, Drexler. Real good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

We have the funniest.

[A]

We do. We just have the best fans. Yaya's cookies. Then we got strong male role model tried to molest me. No joke, just venting.

[B]

He had to get it out. All right, so funny, Drexler.

[A]

Then we got Hobie Doo Doo the shrew Jew who lived in a goo shoe that stepped in poo on cue. I don't know. Jack in your mom's box. Chrissy. Chrissy, clean my squeak piece.

[B]

Jack in your mom's Box deserves a chicken finger.

[A]

Needs acknowledgment.

[B]

He needs acknowledgement.

[A]

Chrissy, clean my squeak piece and kiss me on the lips. In D.C. drunk off dirty martini. These maybe could have happened. Mamma mia. Luigi assassinated my CE hole. Michelle Obama's anal prince. I got yaya hair down there. Hosui the squeak glue gun between Chrissy's cheeks. FF Jamal Parmesan lot of 14.

[B]

Right? Right.

[A]

Chrissy. Ass polyps. I have tongue. I have tongue. Punched. Walked into one. Can't dispatch.

[B]

Walk.

[A]

Yeah, walk. Father Chrissy touched me in my OIC induced gooch. I made my dog to come with belly rubs from the inside. Now I think these puppies have my eyes.

[B]

Walked in.

[A]

Make no mistake, cuz Luigi Mangioni could pop me in the back with his glue gun. I don't know why we just have a bunch of these in a row now.

[B]

Must have been from the week that he. Yeah. We're so far behind.

[A]

Yeah. Were you there when they glucified my hole? The case for Chrissy D. All right.

[B]

I think that's enough.

[A]

That's enough, right? Okay. That's enough. Yeah, we got some good ones. Let's do. Let's do the list. Let's do the list.

[B]

Let the crowd.

[A]

Let's do the contenders. Hold on. Here we go. Okay. Yeah. All right. So the contenders are. There's a couple of them. The contenders are conquered. Fedor. Decolonizing America. One mixed baby at a time.

[B]

One person. Yeah.

[A]

My Eastern hemi glue causes bird flu. Achoo.

[B]

That's still on the list.

[A]

That's still on the list.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so that's one still on the list. Okay. Cosby's nap time pudding nums.

[B]

Still there. It's contender.

[A]

I'm Sean Terry and I beat my kid because he's non binary. Still there.

[B]

Yeah, it's still there.

[A]

Still there.

[B]

The people have spoken. Spoken.

[A]

My trans has surprised more Italians in Mount Vesuvius.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I think we always get this right.

[A]

Okay, so we'll just. Just.

[B]

That's just to be fair. You got to give him the shout.

[A]

Out Indian piece that wants Chrissy D. To cuddle me like Gandhi touched his niece.

[B]

It's a good one, but it just got Drex out. Yeah.

[A]

Any other day, Messi. Jesse. Don't undress me. Just molest test me.

[B]

Drexler.

[A]

Drexler. Sorry, I don't pronounce the R and vinegar just in case.

[B]

It'S a contender.

[A]

Still in.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Screwed until the Jews win.

[B]

Screwed to the Jews. Drexler Solid, though. Any other day. Truly.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Wrong list. You're on.

[A]

Then we got Matt.

[B]

Luck of the draw.

[A]

Okay. Then we got Mac. Not related to that communist John Lennon.

[B]

Funny, but dreadful. Yeah.

[A]

Twinkethy Chalamet's prolapse body.

[B]

Drexler.

[A]

Drexler. Chrissy D. Eats corn the long way.

[B]

All right, it's any other day.

[A]

Subterranean Jew, AKA Rabbi, Three dollar bill. Drexler.

[B]

Drexler.

[A]

The Canuck who will talk for Trump? Trudeau did blackface Drexler.

[B]

We got some contenders.

[A]

Frisbee Head pager supply company.

[B]

It's a contender.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Feel bad, though, all right. It's also walked into one.

[A]

It's also walked into one. Okay, so here we go. So the. The contenders are Frisbee Head pager supply company. I don't pronounce the orange vinegar just in case. I'm Sean Terry, and I beat my kid because he's non binary. Cosby's nap time pudding nums, and my trans has surprised more Italians. Amount. Vesuvius, everyone. That's the winner.

[B]

It is. It's Mount Vesuvius, isn't it?

[A]

Right there?

[B]

It is the winner. Congratulations.

[A]

Congratulations to my transconca Surprise. More towns and Mount Vesuvius. See your name up at history's back, guys. Thank you very much.

[B]

Thank you.