Menendez Sisters do the Menedez Bros - History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

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Podcast Summary: History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Episode Title: Menendez Sisters do the Menendez Bros
Release Date: December 26, 2024

Introduction

In this intense and humor-laden episode of History Hyenas, hosts Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas delve into the dark and complex history of the Menendez brothers, Lyle and Erik Menendez. The episode, aptly titled "Menendez Sisters do the Menendez Bros," blends historical recounting with the duo's signature comedic banter, offering listeners both insightful analysis and laughter.

Main Discussion: The Menendez Brothers' Story [04:10 - 19:00]

The episode begins with Chris and Yannis introducing their central topic—the infamous Menendez brothers, who were convicted of murdering their parents in a highly publicized case. Chris humorously transforms into the "Menendez sisters," positioning themselves as the female counterparts to analyze and discuss the brothers' actions and motivations.

Background and Motives [04:10 - 09:00]
- The brothers' relationship with their father, Jose Menendez, is examined, highlighting allegations of sexual abuse and intense pressure to excel in tennis.
- Notable Quote [11:00]:
  Chris: "What these Menendez brothers did is they killed their parents in self-defense because they believed their father was going to kill them first."
Legal Proceedings and Public Perception [09:00 - 15:00]
- The hosts discuss the legal battles, including the initial hung jury and the subsequent second trial where key testimonies were excluded.
- They critique the media's role in shaping public perception, suggesting a bias influenced by the brothers' Hispanic background.
- Notable Quote [15:12]:
  Yannis: "It's rigged for them to win because of how our country operates."
Impact and Aftermath [15:00 - 19:00]
- Chris and Yannis speculate on the brothers' potential release and the societal implications of such high-profile incarceration.
- They touch upon the psychological trauma endured by the brothers and the lingering questions about their true motives.
- Notable Quote [18:05]:
  Chris: "Are we the only country that puts people in jail for life? If they're going to stay in jail for life, why don't you just kill them?"

Humor and Banter: Navigating Dark Topics with Laughter [19:00 - 35:00]

Throughout the episode, Chris and Yannis intersperse their discussion with humorous anecdotes and irreverent jokes, often pushing the boundaries of taste to elicit laughter. Their dynamic creates a unique blend of dark comedy and historical analysis.

Personal Stories and Jokes [19:00 - 25:00]
- The hosts share exaggerated personal experiences related to the topic, blending fictional elements with real events for comedic effect.
- Notable Quote [22:15]:
  Yannis: "We just have to bow down to whatever these people want us to do. We're doing it."
Satirical Commentary [25:00 - 35:00]
- They parody societal norms and cultural stereotypes, using the Menendez case as a springboard for broader commentary on power dynamics and media influence.
- Notable Quote [30:25]:
  Chris: "There's something about power. People who make it to the top often reveal a dark side."

Audience Interaction: Patreon Supporters and Name Reading [35:00 - 50:00]

In a lively segment, Chris and Yannis engage with their Patreon supporters by reading out humorous and often outrageous supporter names. This interactive portion serves to strengthen listener-community ties and injects additional humor into the episode.

Patreon Name Banter [35:00 - 50:00]
- The hosts enthusiastically announce and react to various supporter names, many of which feature playful and edgy wordplay.
- Notable Quote [61:11]:
  Chris: "We're going to read out the Patreon names. Make a funny name, and you might get featured as our Pseudo Penis of the Week!"

Concluding Thoughts: Reflection and Future Discussions [50:00 - 80:00]

As the episode progresses, Chris and Yannis reflect on the complexities of the Menendez case, intertwining their comedic style with thoughtful insights. They ponder the nature of power, societal pressures, and the fine line between ambition and morality.

Reflections on Power and Influence [50:00 - 70:00]
- The hosts explore how power can corrupt and the often-hidden dark sides of seemingly successful individuals.
- Notable Quote [50:13]:
  Yannis: "If you go to a community college, it probably means your parents weren't in the picture. If you go to an Ivy League school, your parents were probably a little too much in the picture."
Speculations and Hypotheses [70:00 - 80:00]
- They hypothesize about other sibling pairs involved in crimes and the media's selective focus on certain cases over others.
- Notable Quote [76:24]:
  Chris: "We're back. The Menendez sisters, we're here to stay. And we will not blow this podcast head off again."

Final Audience Engagement and Wrap-Up [80:00 - End]

In the closing segment, Chris and Yannis finalize their interaction with Patreon supporters, reiterating their appreciation and encouraging continued support. They maintain their humorous tone, ensuring the episode ends on a light-hearted note despite the heavy subject matter.

Closing Remarks [80:00 - End]
- Yannis: "Thank you for all your support over there. We really appreciate it and we love you."
- Chris: "America is the best country on the planet. And the Menendez sisters, we're here to stay."

Conclusion

This episode of History Hyenas offers a riveting exploration of the Menendez brothers' case, skillfully balancing dark historical events with comedic relief. Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas provide listeners with both informative content and entertaining banter, ensuring a memorable and engaging listening experience.

Notable Quotes Recap

Chris Distefano at [11:00]: "What these Menendez brothers did is they killed their parents in self-defense because they believed their father was going to kill them first."
Yannis Pappas at [15:12]: "It's rigged for them to win because of how our country operates."
Chris Distefano at [18:05]: "Are we the only country that puts people in jail for life? If they're going to stay in jail for life, why don't you just kill them?"
Yannis Pappas at [30:25]: "There's something about power. People who make it to the top often reveal a dark side."
Chris Distefano at [61:11]: "We're going to read out the Patreon names. Make a funny name, and you might get featured as our Pseudo Penis of the Week!"

Listeners Who Haven't Tuned In?

If you haven't listened to this episode yet, History Hyenas offers a captivating blend of historical analysis and comedy, making complex and dark subjects approachable and engaging. Whether you're interested in true crime or enjoy a good laugh, this episode promises to deliver on both fronts.

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[00:00]
Chris Estefano
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[01:16]
Giannis Papas
My head looks like a marble.
[01:17]
Chris Estefano
Does it does. And now I'm wearing my Deutschland Special Olympics jacket.
[01:21]
Giannis Papas
You look like, right now you look like a coach of a special needs marble team. Yeah. And you look like my brother's one of your athletes. Yeah. And you just look like one of those good looking kids who wasn't too bright but had a good heart and grew up without a dad. So all your emotions come from your mom and that's the way you went. And that could have been you. If you didn't become a physical therapist, you could be a special needs cyclist coach.
[01:45]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is. I bought this jacket in London. Okay. And I pulled it out because I like the colors. Make no mistake, I'm attracted to blues and grays.
[01:52]
Giannis Papas
Do you get a tax break from that jacket because you are working with special needs or are you pretending to work with special needs? Special needs.
[01:57]
Chris Estefano
Well, it's, it's, it's, it's kind of ironic.
[01:59]
Giannis Papas
You could pick up a lot of good hearted girls.
[02:01]
Chris Estefano
I really could. Yeah. That's the thing. I do kind of look like a gymnast coach who's smelling leotards. And, and so. But the thing is, with Deutsche, it's Deutschland Special Olympics. So this is like before. So this is like. The thing is, it's ironic because it's like they would have just killed the Special Olympics athletes.
[02:16]
Giannis Papas
That's kind of like an oxymoron there.
[02:18]
Chris Estefano
That's what I meant.
[02:19]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. That's almost like you're the, you're an usher.
[02:24]
Chris Estefano
Push them right in. Push them right in.
[02:26]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[02:26]
Chris Estefano
And I like this, I like this jacket. Make take. I throw it on and my family will tell me I look like a guy that smells when I'm wearing it.
[02:34]
Giannis Papas
Cuz just like J. Edgar Hoover like to get into fishnets. You find sneaky ways to get into peril.
[02:40]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is.
[02:41]
Giannis Papas
That's what you do. I remember when you got this jacket off of Amazon. Yeah. And we're walking around Bay Ridge and you were wearing, you were wearing combat boots.
[02:50]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[02:50]
Giannis Papas
And you were wearing a Romul field jacket. Yeah.
[02:53]
Chris Estefano
I threw it in and it's what it is. And I, I've moved 17 times since then and make no mistake, I lost that SS jacket in one of the.
[03:01]
Giannis Papas
Because you are just. You can't not be a fan of Nazi fashion. The guys look, they look together.
[03:07]
Chris Estefano
They just look good. There's no way I'm not in any way, shape or form endorsing what they did. I think what they did was repulsive. But I will say that they looked cute doing it.
[03:17]
Giannis Papas
They did do. They did look cute doing it. And you know what? That might have been what inspired their efficiency.
[03:21]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[03:22]
Giannis Papas
Because you know when you put on a suit and you just feel like I could conquer the world because I got a suit on. You ever do that? You ever feel different in a suit? Do you think with the Nazis woke up and they just have pajamas on. They didn't have confidence in evil. But then once they threw on those cute Hugo Boss. Yes.
[03:36]
Chris Estefano
It just.
[03:37]
Giannis Papas
They looked in the mirror and they said, let's go round them up.
[03:40]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. They went, y.
[03:42]
Giannis Papas
This is. Now I'm ready.
[03:44]
Chris Estefano
Ready. I think cuz America's enemies, now that we're thinking about it, they just wore cute all the time. German. You know, we talked about their uniforms and then obviously the British red coats. Nice. I think cuz the best version of me is I. I'll throw in SS pants, a British red coat and I'll get Kim Jong Un's haircut. And I think that I'll feel you.
[04:05]
Giannis Papas
Because right now your haircut, you know what it looks like. Seriously? Yeah. Lyle Menendez.
[04:09]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[04:09]
Giannis Papas
That is Lyle Menendez's hair.
[04:11]
Chris Estefano
I'm literally growing my hair out. Because today's episode is about the history of the Menendez brothers, Lyle and Eric Menendez, who did blow their parents heads off and now make it out of prison. And we just thought it was a fitting subject because we are now the new Menendez sisters.
[04:25]
Giannis Papas
Yes.
[04:25]
Chris Estefano
Who Giannis and I are. We brought back the show historian is and we are the Menendez sisters. So we want to do an episode about our brothers.
[04:32]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. We are the Menendez sisters. For a couple of weeks, maybe this week. Who knows how long they're getting out of jail. And it's a very. They shot. Not only did they blow their parents heads off, they. I think it was 15, 16 shotgun shells to the head. So they exploded the face like a fucking pumpkin.
[04:51]
Chris Estefano
It's what they did. And we were watching a documentary and we heard that one of the Menendez brothers, as they were leaving, they got picked. Picked up on audio, their doorbell camera, after they blew their mom's head off, they go, it's character based.
[05:03]
Giannis Papas
It's a character base. None of this is real. What happened was it was a mafia hit. O.J. simpson did it.
[05:09]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. And by the way, speaking of character pieces, you can scoot your little boot, you can get your Pete Buttigieg, you can get your PD right in the Buddha chedge over to patreon.com history and listen to the Ladder 14 audio podcast. And you can also listen to the Patreon. Only episode that we have up there where we say the most w child of wild that we have to edit out and cackle out here on the YouTube because we don't want to get demonetized. And for all the FF's fat who said, who were mad at us that we cackled the first episode of last week on the Patreon, make no mistake, we will not do it again. But we had to do it because it was the first timer and we weren't sure if we wanted to be here, but we do.
[05:48]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. There will be a level where you can get the uncackled content. Yeah. And that's going to be for a trustworthy price of fourteen hundred dollars.
[05:58]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is.
[05:59]
Giannis Papas
It's gonna be a lot less than that.
[05:59]
Chris Estefano
It's gonna be a. That. No, we get up there, $5 gets you the audio, $10. But if.
[06:05]
Giannis Papas
Listen, we don't know. I mean, right now we're either living in Trump's America or Kamala's America. We don't know. If Trump wins, the price is going up because the economy is going to be good.
[06:12]
Chris Estefano
What it is.
[06:12]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. If Kamala wins, then we got to move to another capitalist country because we know it's going commie.
[06:17]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is.
[06:17]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[06:18]
Chris Estefano
So that's the issue. Why it might even go up in Kamala's America is because Giannis and I are going to unfortunately have to be broadcasting from the safety of a. Another nation. Because we're leaving the United States. We're going to Canada. Yeah.
[06:29]
Giannis Papas
And by other nation, he means we're moving to Texas. Yeah. Yeah. That's. We could go To.
[06:33]
Chris Estefano
Exactly. Because. And. And then also we are discussing the price, but we make no mistake, we will put up a tier. You will get to read mine and Yan's text messages.
[06:42]
Giannis Papas
We might be able to do. What if we do 500amonth? Yeah. What? Or what if we did just once a year, one price.
[06:48]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. $15,000. Yeah.
[06:51]
Giannis Papas
You get to just. We just get to read our text.
[06:54]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[06:54]
Giannis Papas
We have somebody else do it so they know it's not rigged. And we just sit there and we go, are we going to be okay after this?
[07:00]
Chris Estefano
Somebody get Jews Altutra. I mean, James Altutra.
[07:02]
Giannis Papas
Sorry. Not inaccurate.
[07:06]
Chris Estefano
Sorry. Yeah, somebody get James the jewel tutor back on and get that kid to just start pumping money into the Patreon. Make no mistake, that kid used to pay 15k a month for no reason.
[07:16]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. Shout out to the new Jewel Toocher, who's now, for some reason, just went 200amonth. I love that enthusiasm. There's some kid on the Patreon who's just going 200amonth. It's not even a tear. He just said, you know what I'm giving. I'm slicing off a hundo for each one of the hyenas, because who was the kid?
[07:32]
Chris Estefano
Remember the kid who. I think he lived in Kansas City. We used to try to send him on dates with Venetian.
[07:36]
Giannis Papas
Richie G. I think his name was Richie. Yeah.
[07:38]
Chris Estefano
He back. Where's that? That kid's got to be in federal prison. That kid was running ski.
[07:42]
Giannis Papas
He was. I think he might have been one of those early crypto kids. Yeah. Because he just lived in a penthouse in. Where was it?
[07:49]
Chris Estefano
I think it was Kansas City.
[07:50]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. Yeah.
[07:51]
Chris Estefano
So which is like, you know, to live in a penthouse in Kansas City is the same price as a studio here.
[07:56]
Giannis Papas
It basically is. Yeah. It's basically is. Yeah.
[07:58]
Chris Estefano
Now I'm bringing up Richie G. Because he has Menendez brothers energy. He was a rich. He's a rich kid. Fun kid. Fun, like to have fun. Love him. Cute kid. Girls wanted to bang out. Much like Lyle and Eric Menendez. Yes, The Menendez brothers.
[08:12]
Giannis Papas
Could you just look, though? Does he not have Eric Menendez's haircut right now?
[08:16]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, I'm looking like Eric because make no mistake, I have hair like Eric Menendez. And then you have hair like Lyle Menendez, because make no mistake, Lyle Menendez was bald. But in this picture, it looks like he has hair. It looks.
[08:26]
Giannis Papas
He's wearing a wig.
[08:27]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. Did you see the scene in the show when they rip his toupee off?
[08:30]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[08:31]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. Funny.
[08:32]
Giannis Papas
Does he have cancer or something now?
[08:33]
Chris Estefano
No, he's jacked.
[08:35]
Giannis Papas
He's jacked. But how come he's lost all his hair?
[08:37]
Chris Estefano
Because he was balding back then.
[08:38]
Giannis Papas
Oh, he was. He was losing it back.
[08:39]
Chris Estefano
Because you have here. Now. Here's the thing. Last episode, Giannis did not have hair and today has hair. What's your secret?
[08:44]
Giannis Papas
Because I think some people think I get hair plugs or I dye my hair. I don't. I don't do anything. I got good Greek jeans and I just look like a young kid. God does not want me to age.
[08:53]
Chris Estefano
Here's the thing, too. And here's what I know about you, unfortunately. But you know why I'm here. I'm here to tell you the truth is you look great right now. But I can already tell that you're gonna get fat, fat, fat again. I just. You can't keep it off because you're almost a 50 year old fat fucking kid.
[09:06]
Giannis Papas
I can't stop. I've already put £4 back on since the last time you saw me. That's the truth. £4 went back on on because I give you an alarming amount of pizza and I can't stop because.
[09:17]
Chris Estefano
And make no mistake, today I'm going.
[09:19]
Giannis Papas
To have a couple of zucchini.
[09:20]
Chris Estefano
Zucchini slices. We're having zucchini slices. And make no mistake, when you get to a certain fat, Jesse Scaturo will paint you. That's how you're going to know you got to the fat level. When you come in, there's just a sculpture of you.
[09:31]
Giannis Papas
Well, once you said, we'll Jesse, paint someone, I was like, I want to be that guy. I want you to paint me like one of your French girls, Jesse.
[09:36]
Chris Estefano
Guys. So if you didn't listen to the last episode, Jesse Scutoro, our producer extraordinaire, is, loves painting. He's a great painter and he loves painting fat people.
[09:44]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[09:45]
Chris Estefano
So we said if you go to patreon.com historyinits and you kind of upload a photo of yourself or you want to be someone, if you think you have what it takes to be fat enough to be painted by Jesse, our fattest fan, we will, we will do that for you. And we will gift you that for free for us. We'll sign it. We will give you a nice painted picture of you, you know, as a fat person.
[10:03]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. If you have a. If you have a body, positive kind of self, you love being fat.
[10:07]
Chris Estefano
We're not making fun of you. We want you to celebrate.
[10:09]
Giannis Papas
No, no, no. No, no, no. I mean, biggest beautiful.
[10:13]
Chris Estefano
Biggest beautiful.
[10:13]
Giannis Papas
Biggest beautiful. Yeah, just like if you kill your parents, you want to go big and do 15 shots today.
[10:18]
Chris Estefano
So here's the thing.
[10:19]
Giannis Papas
And they also did not.
[10:20]
Chris Estefano
That's.
[10:20]
Giannis Papas
That's less killing your parents and more exploding them.
[10:24]
Chris Estefano
Here's the problem with this, okay, Because. Because what? You know, I remember hearing about this when I was a child, okay? And I remember this story used to scare me. Just like Andrew Cunanan, remember Andrew Cunanan, who's a gay guy who was running.
[10:35]
Giannis Papas
That's why it scared you, because you were like, is he gonna get me?
[10:37]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, it's gonna get me. Because, you know, I was like, I don't. I think, you know.
[10:40]
Giannis Papas
Killing gay guys.
[10:41]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, because that's the truth. And by the way, make no mistake, we are the Menendez brothers. Because, like, look, I told you, I'm Eric because of the hair. And another fun fact about Eric is throughout this whole show, and still to this day, he's not sure if he's gay or not. And that's me.
[10:54]
Giannis Papas
Good. Lyle looks like Alfred Newman now.
[10:56]
Chris Estefano
I mean, because Lyle looks wild. So what these Menendez brothers did is they killed their parents. They blew their parents heads off. And then they also shot them in the kneecaps because they wanted to make it look like a mafia. That's what they did. So they had this. Concocted this whole plan and nobody knew why they did it. And then they came out and said that they were. Their father was sexually molesting both of them.
[11:18]
Giannis Papas
Unfortunately.
[11:19]
Chris Estefano
Unfortunately, he was getting.
[11:22]
Giannis Papas
And I don't know if that's Cuban culture, but yes, no bueno.
[11:26]
Chris Estefano
Because it's not good when your dad's moving his monkey to you.
[11:29]
Giannis Papas
It's.
[11:29]
Chris Estefano
That's not what you want.
[11:31]
Giannis Papas
It's not good where you're getting pushed through by your pops.
[11:33]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, his dad. And unfortunately, that's not good. They were little kids and they were saying that, you know, in addition to the father riding them, you know, for their tennis, you know, they wanted to be these excellent tennis players and, you know, tried to get them. He got them into Princeton, one of them into Princeton. They were failing out and. But he would sexually assault them. And they said that they needed to kill their parents, specifically that night, because they believed that their mom and dad were going to kill them first, which.
[11:59]
Giannis Papas
Is a nice, convenient self defense kind of defense. Yes, we said we thought that we were going to. They were going to kill us that night, so we killed them in self defense. We don't know if that was a kind of a concocted story.
[12:10]
Chris Estefano
Right.
[12:11]
Giannis Papas
I mean, I think we do know that they were getting banged out. I think we believe that the cries looked real.
[12:16]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[12:16]
Giannis Papas
But who knows? They could have planned it and said we're just going to kill our parents. And maybe it wasn't in self defense that night. We don't know.
[12:23]
Chris Estefano
See, this is the issue though. And it's, and also unfortunately, I think.
[12:26]
Giannis Papas
I remember that Lyle also banged out Eric. Yeah. So it was sort of like a lot of 14 to getting banged out.
[12:32]
Chris Estefano
That's kind of one of those things. It's the way the cookie crumbled. Okay. And the way the cookie crumble. And one of them banged another one. But Lyle, unfortunately, because he's just loves puss. And it happened because it happens. Guys love puts.
[12:45]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[12:45]
Chris Estefano
And this kid loved puts. His brother didn't. His brother Eric is married to woman. But make no mistake, he is gay.
[12:50]
Giannis Papas
Is he really is that we said.
[12:51]
Chris Estefano
But the, the, the, the documentary and the scripted show made it seem like the kid want, the kid wanted to bang out black dudes in prison bed. So. And it happens. Yeah, but Lyle love puss. And he was talking to a woman and I guess moving his monkey on the phone in prison, not understanding that. Number one, you're talking on a phone in prison so everything's getting recorded. Number two, he was telling this woman while, when he was on the stand, you know, after he gave this amazing performance, you know, the, the, you know, took the stand emotional. His father, you know, molested him, all these things. He then went that night and told the woman that he was talking to that he made it all up, up and that she was writing a book for him and she, he thought she's writing it for him. But of course she turned around and just sold it without him and sold all these copies of this book to the public and which basically said, you know, she has recordings of him saying everything I said in there is a lie.
[13:45]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, yeah. That's the bad, that's the bad thing. She was an older woman, she was like in her 50s.
[13:49]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[13:50]
Giannis Papas
And he was in his 20s at the time.
[13:51]
Chris Estefano
He got catfished before it was catfished.
[13:53]
Giannis Papas
He got catfished before it was catfished. And why do women love cute killers? They just can't get enough. They line up and they write to these guys and they want to marry these guys. And they are the number one demographic that watches true crime. I mean, ladies love cute killers.
[14:12]
Chris Estefano
They love cute, they love cute killers. I, I, why they do it? I Mean, I don't know, I guess it makes them feel safe to just know that at any moment they could just get stabbed.
[14:19]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, it's like, I don't know, fear thing. It's like it's. I'm safe, but I'm scared. But I'm safe, but I'm scared.
[14:24]
Chris Estefano
So they. So then this woman. So then, so then. But I thought Lyle's defense of that was actually interest. Interesting. And I kind of believe the Cuz, make no mistake, I kind of believe the Menendez brothers. Because then Lyle said, well, the reason why I told her that I was lying because it was very, you know, kind of tough things for a guy to say that I was basically raped by my father. That, you know, so I, I told her I was lying because I didn't want her to think less of me as a man. Which is a nice in the moment lie. Yeah, that's a nice. If the kid. Here's the thing, here's the thing. You know me, I know how to lie to women. Here's the thing. Here's the thing is, if he lied on that in the moment, I personally believe that's a good enough lie to get yourself out of it. I think the kids did 30 years, 35 years. I mean, that's enough. They were able to. They didn't really get away with it, but they shouldn't be in jail for life.
[15:13]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[15:13]
Chris Estefano
How do you feel about it? Because make no mistake, they will get out and kill someone else.
[15:17]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. It's interesting because they actually didn't get. They got a second trial. The first trial was a hung jury because that's when the Menendez brothers got on the stand and came out of the molecular PlayStation closet. It's different to stand up at Thanksgiving and say, hey, guys, I'm gay.
[15:35]
Chris Estefano
Right.
[15:35]
Giannis Papas
That's tough enough.
[15:36]
Chris Estefano
Right. Imagine what happened in my house Thanksgiving, 1999. You know who you are.
[15:40]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. And how are the cats doing?
[15:44]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, they're doing good.
[15:46]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, Yeah. I mean, yeah, we know who that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[15:50]
Chris Estefano
And so that's how we'll skate around it moving forward. We just will never say anything.
[15:53]
Giannis Papas
We always say we'll just skate around.
[15:55]
Chris Estefano
Cuz make no mistake, I'm a Scott. And by you all, I'm skating around it. Yeah.
[15:59]
Giannis Papas
Say, how are the cats doing? Yeah. Are there any 10 cats there?
[16:03]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. Plus, do these air maxes suck?
[16:06]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, I think those are Fight Le Faces airbags.
[16:08]
Chris Estefano
These guys suck. Are they kind of cool?
[16:10]
Giannis Papas
No, those suck.
[16:12]
Chris Estefano
Oh, yeah, sorry. They suck.
[16:14]
Giannis Papas
But right now, you Got to wear comfy shoes because you got an Achilles tendon that's a little ripped, cuz.
[16:18]
Chris Estefano
And make no mistake, I'm starting to wear baggy cargo pants and jackets from thrift stores. I am becoming ven.
[16:23]
Giannis Papas
You are, you're dressing. Yeah. You really do look the part of a special needs.
[16:27]
Chris Estefano
I want to just start dressing like I'm a girl in my mid-20s that lives in Central Park.
[16:33]
Giannis Papas
So the second trial, it seems like they got a second trial because of the hung jury, and they didn't. First of all, they didn't let that. That tape recorded confession that he said to the girl that he made the stuff up into the trial. So had nothing to do with the verdict. A lot of people don't know that. Nothing to do with the verdict. But they also didn't allow any of that testimony about them getting molested, all that stuff. So a lot of people theorize that because O.J. simpson got off, O.J. got off. That they just rigged the trial.
[17:02]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[17:03]
Giannis Papas
To send these guys to prison because they needed a conviction from one of these two highly televised, highly public, interested cases.
[17:11]
Chris Estefano
And a big thing too on this, like, you know, like judicially, is that they needed that 100. Right. And then also in the first, first trial, the reason why it was a hung jury is because they gave you multiple. They gave the jury multiple guys had big pieces on. It's what it is. It's hung. They gave you. They gave you multiple options. You could convict them of. Of murder in the first degree in the second degree. In the second trial, the only options were, did they kill their parents and then they have to get convicted or did they not kill their parents and they're acquitted. So they had already admitted that they killed their parents. So the jurors were saying in the documentary I watched, we still didn't think that they need to go to jail for life, but the state of California only gave us one option. And we're like, they already admitted it. So it was rigged for the from the beginning for them to win. Because make no mistake, that's what our country does. And if you want more of that, then you're going to vote for you know who, and you better not have.
[18:05]
Giannis Papas
They said, we just let a black vote for freedom. They said, we just let a black guy go free who killed a white woman. We got to put two Hispanics behind prison walls.
[18:13]
Chris Estefano
What it is. And they're not it. And it's so funny that they will fucking stretch the rules. I mean, do you think if those kids last Names because they don't look Hispanic at all. But if it wasn't Menendez, if it was something white, they would be out. Out.
[18:25]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[18:26]
Chris Estefano
You think?
[18:27]
Giannis Papas
Maybe. Yeah. But they're getting. Here's the thing, they're getting out and a lot of people go. A lot of people are going, like, it's a good thing you killed. Here's the funny thing is, remember in the documentary they said they couldn't find one family member to say anything positive about Jose.
[18:39]
Chris Estefano
Right.
[18:39]
Giannis Papas
So, you know, Jose was a. He was a dick. He was a dick because he didn't see it. And nobody saw him doing that to the kids. But outside of that, it sounded like he was like torturing them. He was making them hold on to those bars, making them cry.
[18:52]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[18:52]
Giannis Papas
Saying, I'll fall into my arms. Then he would move and let them fall. And then he goes, that's why you can't trust anybody. Body. He was. But look, they did get into Princeton. So maybe he did do a few things. Right.
[19:01]
Chris Estefano
It's like, do they need to get their heads blown off for. That's the thing. And then they Also, the other part of this is. That's tough to just swallow.
[19:09]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[19:09]
Chris Estefano
Is that they then went on a shopping spree and spent like 250 grand in a month, which is listed.
[19:15]
Giannis Papas
Some people, when they go through a breakup, they go through. They start eating a lot of cake. They put on a couple pounds. When you blow off your parents heads after they've been banging you out, you go buy a Porsche. Yeah, you buy a Porsche.
[19:26]
Chris Estefano
What it is.
[19:26]
Giannis Papas
And you go to Rodeo Drive and you just treat yourself like pretty women. Like you just, you just think it's a pretty women movie.
[19:32]
Chris Estefano
Let me ask you a question. Do you kill your parents because shortly after you got a Tesla.
[19:36]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty. Remember Julia Roberts just went on a shopping spree.
[19:42]
Chris Estefano
Let's make no mistake.
[19:45]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[19:45]
Chris Estefano
I used to move my monkey to Pretty Woman. I had that on vhs. I used to go to my grandpa's house. He would fall asleep in the. In on the couch. I would go into the back room and I would smoke it to Pretty Woman. Because make no mistake, Richard Gears hot.
[20:05]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, Richard Gears just always has silver hair and he's always looked good like George Clooney.
[20:10]
Chris Estefano
And he does just. I mean, there was a rumor that he sucked gerbils in his ass. And it's probably not true, but it's a funny thing that's out there.
[20:15]
Giannis Papas
That's the one that kind of just stuck. It's like he put Gerbils in his ass. And you're going, why would that rumor Right now that we have the Internet, we're going, why would that rumor start if it wasn't true?
[20:26]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[20:26]
Giannis Papas
You know, he went to some hospital at some point and they said, oh, my God, it's Richard Gear. Can I get an autograph? And he said, yeah, but first you got to get this gerbil out of my ass. Yeah. And they go, why is it gerbil in your ass? He went, because I was at. I was at one of Rick James parties. Yeah. And I did a little Hoo hots.
[20:41]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[20:42]
Giannis Papas
I got a little blown up.
[20:43]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[20:43]
Giannis Papas
And Rick James said, you know, it feels good is when you put a live gerbil in your ass and it pause at your prostate. Yeah. And that's just what we do in la. It's what it is. It's what happens, because it's what it is. But do you think it would feel good if there was a gerbil just pawing at your prostate?
[20:56]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, I really, really would like it. The only thing is that gerbil would have to move a couple of Matchbox cards and some other items out of the way. There's a couple Matchbox what it is, because my stepson's looking for his toys are in my ass.
[21:16]
Giannis Papas
Because when I was little, I hug a GI Joe, figure out my ass, and ran around with it.
[21:19]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, I remember that. You're talking about it.
[21:20]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, yeah. You remember that movie with Sylvester Stallone? I think it was called Cliffhanger or something.
[21:24]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, sure.
[21:24]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. So I put the GI Joe in there, and he was just hanging on. I called the GI Joe rodeo. Yeah. I wanted to see if he could hold on.
[21:31]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. I mean, listen, we just grew up a little different.
[21:34]
Giannis Papas
We grew up a little.
[21:35]
Chris Estefano
Here's the thing we had, right? We could have killed our parents, too.
[21:38]
Giannis Papas
We didn't do it because your friends used to make you answer the doorbell for delivery in high heels in a giant's helmet.
[21:43]
Chris Estefano
It's what it is because it's what it is. Because nowadays that's called just being a Democrat way song she Ain't.
[21:49]
Giannis Papas
Because that visual is just very funny. So they said, go answer the door. And they'd put a giant helmet on. They put your mom's high. He.
[21:56]
Chris Estefano
They threw me in my mom's high heels. I got butt naked with a giant's helmet on. They asked me to go get the Chinese food. I'll never forget. I would get chicken and broccoli. And then we had this like lobster cream thing we would get. And then they pushed me outside and I was out there with the Chinese delivery guy who didn't speak English, butt naked with my mom's pumps on and a giant's helmet.
[22:15]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[22:16]
Chris Estefano
And it was the punter's helmet too, just with the one bar. So I did look special needs. And then they locked me out of the house for a while because make no mistake, my friends used to like abuse me and torture me. And it really motivated me, me to blow past him in life. And that's when I became a Division.
[22:28]
Giannis Papas
3 All American White basketball star because.
[22:32]
Chris Estefano
I would shoot a thousand jump shots a day every day. And it was simply because I wanted my. I wanted to just be better than my friends. And make no mistake, I went as far as Division 3 and it's what it is.
[22:42]
Giannis Papas
It's what it is. But that's pretty, that's a pretty high level for, for a white kid to make it.
[22:46]
Chris Estefano
I used to play. I want to start playing.
[22:47]
Giannis Papas
You're the time, you're the all time leading scorer at who Cares University.
[22:52]
Chris Estefano
Exactly, exactly. Because there was division. It was Division 3, but not even Division 3. It was like, it was like section B of Division 3. But I did, I am a legend in that school. And. Yeah, it doesn't. Did you fart?
[23:05]
Giannis Papas
No, I'm pulling out a Z.
[23:06]
Chris Estefano
Okay.
[23:06]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[23:07]
Chris Estefano
And. But you know this thing too with these Menendez brothers, is that the whole uproar now is do they deserve to get out of jail? And are we the only country that puts people in jail for life? I don't understand putting them in jail for life. If they're going to stay in jail for life, why don't you just kill them? Do you need them to make license plates?
[23:26]
Giannis Papas
Right.
[23:26]
Chris Estefano
Just get. If they're going to go for life, just kill them. Why? Why? I don't get it.
[23:30]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, I mean, and they do make license plates and do do free labor. So that's license plates and toothbrushes. That's a big, that's a big thing. We do need toothbrushes.
[23:37]
Chris Estefano
I mean, let's be honest. The prison, prison system is just, it's, it's legalized slavery. It's what it is.
[23:42]
Giannis Papas
And it's what it is. And it's also a great way to just get your population jacked. If we all went to prison, maybe we wouldn't have to rely on Wiggle. The. You could just go to prison and get jacked. Yeah, because you need to get jacked to keep the. Because it's a constant hunt for your asshole.
[23:59]
Chris Estefano
Right.
[23:59]
Giannis Papas
When you go to prison, here's the.
[24:01]
Chris Estefano
Thing, and I don't know if you can go in for 35 plus years and you had to at least get one slip by the goalie, did one to the asses. That's not bad numbers.
[24:08]
Giannis Papas
Because if me and you went to prison and people go, who's going to be the bottom? Who's going to be the top? And they go, who's going to dominate? Who's going to. We would just go, you know what? I think what we would do is go, like, we're opting out, out. We're just gonna do. We're gonna switch hit. We're gonna go mutual. I do you and then you do me.
[24:22]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is.
[24:22]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, we just, we just each other, change the rules. Yeah, yeah. We'll just, we're just gonna 69 our way out of this.
[24:28]
Chris Estefano
We'll just bag each other.
[24:29]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[24:29]
Chris Estefano
Or what I would do is I would just get down on my knees day one and just start giving everyone toothy BJ's so they stay away. I would just learn from my ex girlfriend in high school and just say, I'm gonna put my braces on your balls.
[24:40]
Giannis Papas
Or as Jose Menendez likes to call it, a mouth massage.
[24:43]
Chris Estefano
It's what it is.
[24:43]
Giannis Papas
It's what it is. Yes.
[24:44]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[24:45]
Giannis Papas
And it was disturbing when he said his father made. He made. He made. He held me there and finished in my mouth. And at that point I got lightheaded cuz and I started saying to myself, what is wrong with the human brain? It's what is wrong with the human brain. Cuz there's people, there's people who made their kids give. They could go to Princeton University and be good kids. What is wrong with people who throw.
[25:10]
Chris Estefano
On wigs and say they're from Westchester?
[25:11]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. What is wrong with us? And so are we just bored? Do we have too much time? Is it because we don't have to run for our lives anymore?
[25:19]
Chris Estefano
Yes, that's what I think it is.
[25:20]
Giannis Papas
Would Jose Menendez have been a good guy if he had to like fight against saber tooth tigers?
[25:24]
Chris Estefano
Because he wouldn't have had 100. That's not happening to the Menendez brothers who live in Syria. That's unhappy.
[25:31]
Giannis Papas
It's not happening.
[25:31]
Chris Estefano
It's not happening to them. They're going to get a little chemical acid on them and it's what it is. It's okay. That's. I don't, I'm not for it. But it's what happens? They don't have time to be molesting children when you have a lot of time on your hands. Because our brain, the defect, the default setting of our brain, we're designed for war. Guys. Today I want to talk to you about Via. This holiday season, Unwind and recharge with Via. Whether you're enjoying a quiet evening at home or embracing the festive cheer, Via's premium THC and THC free gummies will help you find your perfect holiday balance. Via is well renowned for their award winning THC and THC free gummies and Vapes, thc, a flower, soothing topicals and calming drops all crafted with the highest quality hemp sourced from trusted independently owned American farms. And the best part, Via legally ships to nearly all states in the U.S. in discreet packaging directly to your door with a worry free guarantee. No medical card required. So if you're 21 or over, check out our link to Via's website, link in our description and use the code Hyenas H Y E N a s for 15 off folks unlock the power of nature with Via's organic and vegan hemp extracts. Perfect for relaxation and rejuvenation. Via is the only lifestyle hemp brand. They use compounds found in hemp along with active plant extracts to create products with a specific effect in mind Mind. Whether you want to get better, sleep, ease anxiety, enhance your mood or just get high, they have something for fun for everyone. It's something for you. Now this holiday season, gift yourself some peace of mind. If you're 21 and over, check out the link to Via in our description and use the code Hyenas H Y E N A s to receive 15% off after your purchase, they ask you where you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them we sent you the hyena sent you. This holiday season, enhance your every day with Via. So again, this holiday season, give yourself some peace of mind folks. If you're 21 and over, must be 21 and over. Check out the link to Via in our description and use that promo code hyenas to receive 15% off after you purchase it. When they ask where'd you hear about it, you tell them the hyenas baby support our show. Tell them we sent you. That's why we love you. This holiday season, enhance your every day with Via. Guys, I want to thank Bluechew for sponsoring the episode and my boner. I am rock hard right now. Why Bluechew baby? It's an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, but at a fraction of the cost and in chewable form. And let me tell you something. Your penis is going to be so nice. Bluechew tablets are made right here in the usa. So they got red, white, and blue boner and prepare it and ship directly to your door. The best part? All done online. That means no visits to the doctor's office, no awkward conversations, and no waiting in line at the pharmacy. You could take them anytime, anywhere, day or night. So you can plan ahead and be ready whenever the opportunity arises. You could be missing out on the best sex of your life, folks. Okay? So why not just get a blue chew, give it a shot. Bluechew wants men rock hard. They told me that's the mission. They will not stop until every man is bricked up like a brick house. Till every tent is pit pitched, till every rod is raised. Discover your options@bluechew.com and we've got a special deal for our audience. Try BlueChew free. Just pay the $5 shipping at checkout when you visit BlueChew.com that's BlueChew.com to receive your first month free. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. And we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the history hyenas. Make no mistake, we're designed for war, and it's what it is. And he said the massage in the mouth. Mouth. He said that they used to start putting cinnamon on their food, so at least they would. They said at least then when they finished in his mouth, the. The come would taste better. And then they said that they felt like they had to kill their mom because their mom started putting cinnamon on their food. And that's not. And that's.
[29:33]
Giannis Papas
Things were a little different at the Menendez household. Yeah, it was a little different.
[29:38]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, it was a little different. But make no mistake, I did watch a documentary a week ago and I started putting cinnamon coffee and tasting my own batch. Yeah. And it does taste better with a little cinnamon on it.
[29:46]
Giannis Papas
Can you imagine being the Menendez friends and going, you coming out tonight? And they go, no, we can't go out because we got a date with our dad.
[29:52]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I mean, my dad, I'm going.
[29:56]
Giannis Papas
On a date with my dad. Yeah.
[29:57]
Chris Estefano
Cuz my dad looks like, hopefully he.
[29:59]
Giannis Papas
Makes a move on me.
[30:00]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, my dad looks like Barney Rubble. So that would be wild.
[30:03]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. I mean, it's one of the most disturbing things I've ever thought of after. It's just. It's just I didn't know what to do when I was watching this documentary.
[30:11]
Chris Estefano
I got, I got. Actually, it's one of those documentaries where I was watching it and even the scripted show where I was watching it, it. And I, I was like, this is. This content is so bad. One of the only reasons I kept watching is because the actor who plays Lyle Menendez is shredded. Have you seen this?
[30:26]
Giannis Papas
He's a shredded kid.
[30:26]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. I mean, I mean, that kid. Yeah.
[30:29]
Giannis Papas
And Javier Bardem plays a great villain.
[30:31]
Chris Estefano
Javier Bardem. Javier Bardem is one of the best actors, I think, of our lifetime. And people don't talk about him enough.
[30:37]
Giannis Papas
He's great.
[30:38]
Chris Estefano
Phenomenal.
[30:38]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. Now here's the thing about Jose Menendez. This is what.
[30:42]
Chris Estefano
His name's Jose.
[30:43]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, I'm positive. It's Jose Menendez. Which would have been a great, like minor league catch. Jose Menendez.
[30:49]
Chris Estefano
Jose.
[30:50]
Giannis Papas
Or he's getting called up. That's what, that's what it is.
[30:53]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[30:53]
Giannis Papas
Or he's coming over to Chris's. He's a cousin that's coming over Chris's Thanksgiving Day.
[30:57]
Chris Estefano
What is Jose Menendez? Make no mistake, I probably had to pick him up from San Juan airport.
[31:02]
Giannis Papas
Now, the thing about Jose Menendez, that's interesting. And I've noticed this about a lot of powerful people. They have a thing with power, right? Because you're doing this, there's.
[31:09]
Chris Estefano
It's something about power.
[31:11]
Giannis Papas
Like you like to, sure. You like to degrade, you like to dominate. But he was an amazing businessman and he excelled in this country. Are all people who make it to the top?
[31:23]
Chris Estefano
I mean, it might be a lot.
[31:25]
Giannis Papas
Why do they have this evil side that we find out about later?
[31:28]
Chris Estefano
Like Diddy? Yeah, like Diddy. I don't, I mean, Diddy, you know, he's getting accused of, of. Of obviously makes you a pedophile. But I don't think it was the attraction to the 10 year old boy. I think it was the power. Power of I could just do whatever I want to this kid. And it's kind of wild because you worry, like, you know, like, I mean, this, this power, this absolute power. I mean, you worry like, has this been happening since the beginning of time, like we're kings, kids all day.
[31:52]
Giannis Papas
And when you read in history, it kind of has.
[31:55]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, it kind of has.
[31:55]
Giannis Papas
And then it becomes like the societal norm in a lot of these empires. And these empires are all founded on domination, right? They go in, they dominate a local population. Then after they're done with the girls, they're like, what? You know, it's like humanity. They don't stop. Guess what we always do. We never stop. We always take it too far. The hippies become the yippees. Civil rights becomes wokeness. We always go too far. So once they're done with the girls.
[32:19]
Chris Estefano
They go, okay, yeah.
[32:20]
Giannis Papas
And you're going, can't you just put your sword down and pick up your plow? It's like, no, that's not what we're gonna do.
[32:25]
Chris Estefano
I can't do it.
[32:25]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[32:26]
Chris Estefano
So I think we gotta go from.
[32:27]
Giannis Papas
The one hole to two hole.
[32:28]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, yeah, I think that, I think, you know, it's probably the father's power. And also there's a connection to the father with Menuda, though. Do you know about that connection?
[32:37]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, well, he found. He, that's the thing. He was like, he was the head guy at Herz, and then he was the head guy at RCA and he put on Menudo and all these other bands. I mean, he. Not only was he like a high level businessman, he was, he did it in like different fields. He went from Herz, Rent a car, top brass. Right. I think he was the head of, of Herz. And then he went, O.J.
[32:59]
Chris Estefano
Simpson. Yeah.
[33:00]
Giannis Papas
And then he hired O.J. simpson to be the spokesperson person, which is wild because O.J. simpson ended up cutting his wife's head off.
[33:07]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[33:07]
Giannis Papas
So.
[33:07]
Chris Estefano
And O.J. simpson wound up in the same prison as his sons.
[33:10]
Giannis Papas
That's wild. When he goes, it's weird to see you again like this because they met O.J. simpson when they were little, when his dad hired him, and then the next time they saw him, they were both in prison for murder.
[33:20]
Chris Estefano
Murder.
[33:20]
Giannis Papas
So sometimes serendipity works in strange ways.
[33:25]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, I, I think that, I think that this case, this, you know, you're going to be hearing a lot about it, you know, over these next.
[33:32]
Giannis Papas
Let's be honest, because we've been, we've been in the entertainment business for a little while.
[33:35]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[33:36]
Giannis Papas
There is some weird stuff going on there. When you find out about Phil Spector, you find out about O.J. simpson, you find out about Jose Menendez, you find out about Diddy, you find out about Harvey Weins.
[33:47]
Chris Estefano
There's more happening right now that we don't even know about yet that we're going to discover in a few years.
[33:51]
Giannis Papas
Somebody who you think is going to be.
[33:52]
Chris Estefano
Who's going. Who do I think is.
[33:54]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, it's real. Because Pete Diddy, you could kind of see coming. Coming. Yeah, he kind of just had the energy of a vampire. Who's next? Who's it gonna be?
[34:02]
Chris Estefano
Who's coming out of left field? Yeah. Who's coming out of left that you're gonna be like, whoa. Yeah.
[34:07]
Giannis Papas
Is it gonna be Leo Lee?
[34:09]
Chris Estefano
No. I mean, Leo's just, you know, he's bangs young chicks.
[34:12]
Giannis Papas
He's got too good of a legal team.
[34:13]
Chris Estefano
Got too good of a legal team. And that's just a good. I think it's going to be a woman. That's why. Because women are starting to get a lot of power. I think we're gonna see.
[34:20]
Giannis Papas
Ellen's got a basement full of Thai lady boys that she tortures.
[34:25]
Chris Estefano
Could be Ellen. Could be. You know, or. Or, I mean, you know, also politicians, too. They do this. And politicians just are able to keep it under wraps.
[34:33]
Giannis Papas
But think about Ellen, right? Two people close to her just died. One of them, Yeah, I went to a motel and killed himself. And then her ex. Her ex. On heish. On heish.
[34:44]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[34:45]
Giannis Papas
Probably dramatically.
[34:47]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[34:47]
Giannis Papas
Just drives into a house.
[34:49]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[34:49]
Giannis Papas
And burns. I mean, what's going on? It's a squinky dinky.
[34:53]
Chris Estefano
It's a quinky dinky. It's a quickie, you know, And I Twinkie. I don't know. I don't know. You know, I don't have the. Cut the answer. The. The truth is because I don't have the answer.
[35:01]
Giannis Papas
You don't have the answers?
[35:02]
Chris Estefano
I don't have.
[35:03]
Giannis Papas
Here's the thing. I don't have the answers either. Jesse, do you have the answers? Nobody has the answers.
[35:08]
Chris Estefano
Because I want to eat some salmon.
[35:10]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, I want some salads, too. I want to put salmon on my zucchini slice.
[35:13]
Chris Estefano
Have you been eating salmon?
[35:14]
Giannis Papas
No. Are you still eating salmon?
[35:16]
Chris Estefano
You used to eat salmon? Used to eat lox and salmon for breakfast.
[35:21]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. I list. I try to eat healthy for one day, and then I just go, this doesn't taste good.
[35:26]
Chris Estefano
But then how did you lose weight? Because you've lost a significant amount of weight. How did you do it?
[35:30]
Giannis Papas
I'm so estrogen. I just cut down on what I'm eating. And I throw hands now, so that's a good workout.
[35:37]
Chris Estefano
But throwing hands. How many times a week do you throw hands?
[35:39]
Giannis Papas
Usually once or twice. And that's it.
[35:40]
Chris Estefano
But. So once or twice a week and then you don't do anything else?
[35:43]
Giannis Papas
No, I think. I think I've just been depressed because I missed you.
[35:46]
Chris Estefano
Yes. Because when I. When you take off your shirt, are you still jacked? Are you a dough.
[35:49]
Giannis Papas
It's a little doughy.
[35:50]
Chris Estefano
It's a little doughy.
[35:51]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, it's a little doughy.
[35:52]
Chris Estefano
But let me ask you this.
[35:53]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[35:53]
Chris Estefano
Do you.
[35:54]
Giannis Papas
But I do push ups every day.
[35:55]
Chris Estefano
Okay. How many of them?
[35:56]
Giannis Papas
Because I want to keep the tits forward.
[35:57]
Chris Estefano
Forward.
[35:58]
Giannis Papas
I don't want them to look like they're not talking to each other, you know, and they start going like this. We're in a fight. I want them to look like this.
[36:03]
Chris Estefano
So you bang out how many a day?
[36:05]
Giannis Papas
I bang out 50 push ups a day.
[36:07]
Chris Estefano
Every day?
[36:07]
Giannis Papas
Every single day. 50 push day in a row. 50 push ups a day.
[36:11]
Chris Estefano
That's your work.
[36:11]
Giannis Papas
And that's what I do.
[36:12]
Chris Estefano
Bang them out.
[36:12]
Giannis Papas
I do. I do the Menendez jailhouse workout.
[36:15]
Chris Estefano
That's it.
[36:16]
Giannis Papas
50 push ups a day and fushy. 50 pushes in my. A day.
[36:20]
Chris Estefano
That's what.
[36:21]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[36:21]
Chris Estefano
Because you fl. Because you look good. You, you, you've lost the weight. Now the hair is coming in the hair.
[36:26]
Giannis Papas
You look good too. You look like you've been, you know, trimming down.
[36:28]
Chris Estefano
Well, I. Because what I do now, what I. My whole life.
[36:31]
Giannis Papas
Are you on half a tuna sandwich?
[36:32]
Chris Estefano
No, I intermittent fast.
[36:34]
Giannis Papas
You're intermittent fasting?
[36:35]
Chris Estefano
Because that's what I've been doing since I started August 30, 2022.
[36:39]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[36:39]
Chris Estefano
And I, and I started intermittent fasting and I, I pretty much only eat in a six to eight hour window. And then I don't eat. I typically stop eat. I mean, a day like today. Because we're going to do this election special. Special. I might be having zucchini slices and brewskis till midnight, but for the most part, I don't eat after 6pm and I start eating again at 10 or 11.
[36:56]
Giannis Papas
No, we're calling the diet off for America tonight.
[36:59]
Chris Estefano
Have to.
[37:00]
Giannis Papas
And we gotta, we gotta, we gotta drink. What kind of beers are we gonna drink? Are we gonna drink?
[37:03]
Chris Estefano
We have Stellas from four years ago. And then you brought spike seltzers. Because make no mistake, that just tells me who you're voting for.
[37:09]
Giannis Papas
Yes. So yes. Spikes, you can't drink a spike for.
[37:12]
Chris Estefano
Kamala drinks a spiked seltzer. I mean, cuz make no mistakes. Somebody called, somebody told Jason ke.
[37:23]
Giannis Papas
That's the difference between the Internet in real life. The kid was filming, thinking, I'm gonna put this on the Internet. And then Jason Kelsey turned around and the kid went, whoopsie.
[37:32]
Chris Estefano
You'll get hurt.
[37:32]
Giannis Papas
You'll get hurt.
[37:33]
Chris Estefano
Because the thing is with Jason Kelsey is here's why I like him a lot because he protected his brother. He protected his brother, but he knows, he agrees with what the guy said. He's like, I know my brother is a fucking kind of gay. No, but. But I still gonna smash your phone. You can't. Can't. Because he's probably. He's that guy saying, I'll say that to my brother, but you can't. And I respect that.
[37:52]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, but what's gay about being maybe the best tight end of all time, dating one of the hottest, most famous women in the planet? I don't see nothing gay about that.
[38:00]
Chris Estefano
Because he's a spokesperson for the vaccine, and that's gay.
[38:02]
Giannis Papas
Oh, okay. I forgot about that.
[38:04]
Chris Estefano
He's a Pfizer. I forgot, I think. Or Moderna. But so there's that. And he's also white guy for Kamala.
[38:11]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. So.
[38:12]
Chris Estefano
So this the kind of.
[38:13]
Giannis Papas
And he went to a tennis match, so that makes sense.
[38:15]
Chris Estefano
Kind of thinks it's gay. And it's. Obviously, it's not warranted. He's a football player. That' smash. Everybody's been.
[38:20]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, because the reality is those are two big kids.
[38:23]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. They'll beat the shit out of everybody.
[38:25]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, they will.
[38:26]
Chris Estefano
And they're not gay at all. They're one of the. They're doing one of the strongest things you can do. They're playing in the NFL.
[38:31]
Giannis Papas
So, yeah, I thought that would be, like, some of the straightest stuff to do. And also something Republicans would love, that there's a football player dating, like, the.
[38:38]
Chris Estefano
Blonde cheerleader, But I think T. Swifty came out for.
[38:42]
Giannis Papas
And that's basically. That's basically a rainbow flag.
[38:45]
Chris Estefano
You can't do it.
[38:46]
Giannis Papas
You can't do it.
[38:47]
Chris Estefano
I mean, it is what it is. Wild. I mean, my group chat this morning, I mean, was blowing up saying. I mean, they're already saying that if Kamala wins, it's rigged. So unfortunately, that's what it is. I mean, the text messages are, if Kamala wins, it's rigged. And you know that.
[39:01]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[39:02]
Chris Estefano
Because Trump is. Is winning in every poll. But there's no evidence to back that up. And my friends just want to. They just want to have a fight.
[39:08]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, they do. They do. Are the Menendez brothers the only two brother killers? Are there any. Are there ever. Are there any other killers that are siblings that did that?
[39:19]
Chris Estefano
That's a very.
[39:19]
Giannis Papas
That's a very good question.
[39:21]
Chris Estefano
Can we chat GPT? We are the chat GPT slots.
[39:23]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. What other siblings killed like that?
[39:27]
Chris Estefano
Because what I like about.
[39:28]
Giannis Papas
And they. I love about. You know, what I love about the relationship is they're close.
[39:30]
Chris Estefano
They're close kids.
[39:31]
Giannis Papas
They're close.
[39:32]
Chris Estefano
They got very upset when they got room. They didn't see each other for 20 years, and I think they were going to be able to get through prison together.
[39:37]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[39:37]
Chris Estefano
Because what I love about Jesse is he is an absolute savant with a computer, but he types very slow. Like your brother dude.
[39:44]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, no, he. Dude, he's a two finger. He's a finger painting typer. Yeah, he. He types with two fingers like this.
[39:52]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, yeah. And it's just what it is. Yeah. Okay, so the Menendez brothers. Then we have Robert and Michael Bever. In 2015, they were involved in the brutal murder of their parents and three younger siblings. Wow. These people killed their parents and their siblings, but they're not a story.
[40:07]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, because they're not rich. They didn't live in Beverly Hills, and their father wasn't like a movie mogul. In order to make the news, you really got to be rich. Right. That's the thing.
[40:17]
Chris Estefano
The Kinkle case, not brothers. But the Kinkle Kinkle is funny, although it doesn't involve brothers. Kip Kinkle, funny name. A teenage boy also made headlines for killing his parents in 1998 before committing a school shooting at Thurston High School in Oregon. See, it's interesting what the media picks and chooses because the Menendez brothers, they could have just been one of these stories, but the media decided to. To profile them.
[40:39]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[40:39]
Chris Estefano
It's wild, right? How manipulated we are by the media.
[40:42]
Giannis Papas
We really are. I mean, they make it into a case or not a case. Like, if they just started shoving this down our throat, it would be a case just like. What's his name? Lacey Peterson. Scott Peterson. They just. And also being good looking. So the Menendez brothers were two cute kids.
[40:57]
Chris Estefano
Gorgeous. So Scott Peterson.
[40:59]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, and Scott Peterson was a cute kid. So I think the media just goes, are these kids cute? They do the same standard that Hollywood does. And they go, is he cute? Our girl's going to be into this guy. And then they just go, we're making him a star.
[41:09]
Chris Estefano
They're doing what it is. They say, you know what? The Menendez brothers sell tickets. Yeah, they're going to sell ads.
[41:14]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, they're going to sell tickets. Can we take a look at Kip Kinkle?
[41:16]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, let's take a look.
[41:18]
Giannis Papas
Let's take a picture. Let's get a picture of Kip Kinkle.
[41:21]
Chris Estefano
He's got somebody called the Papin sisters. The Menendez sisters versus the Pap sisters. These are.
[41:26]
Giannis Papas
These are women who killed their parents.
[41:27]
Chris Estefano
Oh. So the Papin sisters, Christine and Leah Pap and French sisters who worked as live in maids. In 1933, they brutally murdered their employer's wife and daughter, which shocked France and became a widely discussed case about class struggle, mental illness, and sibling dynamics.
[41:44]
Giannis Papas
You know what's weird about murder? You know what's weird about murder is like everyone's always scared about like strangers on the street and stuff like that. You know, you really got to be worried about the person who loves you.
[41:54]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[41:54]
Giannis Papas
Because that's who usually kills you.
[41:56]
Chris Estefano
100.
[41:56]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, it's like usually someone, you know.
[41:58]
Chris Estefano
The chances of you getting randomly murdered are so low. The chance of you getting murdered by a spouse are like 50. 50.
[42:04]
Giannis Papas
Well, it depend on who lives in your neighborhood.
[42:06]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. Where are you living? Yeah, I should move back to Staten Island. I might do it.
[42:14]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[42:14]
Chris Estefano
I might pull the trigger.
[42:15]
Giannis Papas
Because make certain neighborhoods, you have a higher chance to get killed by strangers than other neighborhoods. It's what it. Yeah. Some neighborhoods just got a little turbulence when you fly through. Yeah. And some of them just find the pockets of smooth air.
[42:28]
Chris Estefano
It's what it is because. Yeah. There's certain parts of Maryland that have smooth air and there's certain parts of Maryland that have turbulence.
[42:33]
Giannis Papas
It's just a little turbid. So you got to put your seat belt on. Yeah.
[42:36]
Chris Estefano
You got.
[42:37]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, yeah. You got to bring your seat back forward and you got to put your seat belt on and the stewardess has to sit down.
[42:42]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[42:42]
Giannis Papas
And you got to close your eyes and pray.
[42:44]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[42:45]
Giannis Papas
And that's just what is in other neighborhoods. You could just walk freely around the cabin.
[42:48]
Chris Estefano
It's like, it's like at one, it's like, it's like our good friend Damien Lemon told me once he goes, it's always just a couple degrees hotter in the hood. That's what he said. He said if it's 93 outside there was found 95, 96 in the hood. And I was laughing hard because it's true.
[43:03]
Giannis Papas
Cuz this is the reason why Kip Kinkle did not make the news.
[43:06]
Chris Estefano
I mean, this kid Kip Kinkle looks like he should be wearing this jacket.
[43:09]
Giannis Papas
I mean, this kid Kip Kinkle, I mean, he has bangs.
[43:12]
Chris Estefano
If you're a guy with bangs, you're a. You are an ff.
[43:16]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. He looks like those are self cut bangs too. They're a little uneven. The kid looks fully franks.
[43:20]
Chris Estefano
I mean, the kid Kip Kinkle looks franks and beans.
[43:23]
Giannis Papas
You look, you want to hand this kid a string and watch him play for it for a Week.
[43:27]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, he's. He looks like he's from Deliberate Deliverance, and he is. I could see this. I could see the media looking at a picture of him or the Menendez brothers. They say we're going with the story with the Menendez brothers all day. Nobody wants to.
[43:40]
Giannis Papas
Now, he did bang him out. He did abuse him, but like I said, one became a star tennis player, and the other one, I think, went to Princeton.
[43:48]
Chris Estefano
He did get thrown out for plagiarizing, but it's essel chaos. He got in.
[43:51]
Giannis Papas
He got in there. He got in there, and the other one was like a star athlete.
[43:54]
Chris Estefano
It's.
[43:54]
Giannis Papas
It's like, did he push him too hard? I mean, you know, are we here to achieve or are we not here to achieve?
[44:00]
Chris Estefano
If, you know, if you're out there listening to this show right now and your son is not doing as well, just.
[44:06]
Giannis Papas
Just, you know, I mean, maybe you're not.
[44:10]
Chris Estefano
You know, I'm not saying to do it, but I'm just saying just go see Jose Menendez. Tactics.
[44:15]
Giannis Papas
What if this is the way to get into the Ivy League or not? Yeah, dude. I mean, how much do you want to achieve?
[44:21]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, it's like, what is it? I mean, go to community college, or you could just push through a little bit and you can just punch it through, and then the kid goes to Princeton, and it's what it is. It depends what you want because some of our friends will do anything to be famous.
[44:33]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[44:34]
Chris Estefano
And that's just what it is. And some of our friends will not. And it just depends who you are. It doesn't mean you're a good guy or a bad guy. It just means you're a guy.
[44:39]
Giannis Papas
I think if you go to a community college, it probably means your parents weren't in the picture. If you go to an Ivy League school, your parents were probably a little too much in the picture.
[44:50]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[44:50]
Giannis Papas
So.
[44:50]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, so actually, they fucked you in the picture. That's what it is. So you want to go to a good school that's not Ivy League. You want to know, like, a kid who goes to, like, Villanova?
[44:57]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[44:58]
Chris Estefano
Their parents did the right thing.
[44:59]
Giannis Papas
They did the right thing.
[44:59]
Chris Estefano
They did the right thing.
[45:00]
Giannis Papas
St. Joe's they did the right thing.
[45:02]
Chris Estefano
It's what. Yes, St. Joe's we did the right thing. I was a good kid on the bus, and my mother was working hard to put me through college because, make no mistake, Tampa Tony took the money, so. ABC, January 8th. Tim Allen and Kat Dennings star in the new family comedy Shifting Gears.
[45:17]
Giannis Papas
Dad, I'm broke and I need a place to stay until I figure out.
[45:20]
Chris Estefano
What the rest of my life looks like. So a couple of days when his.
[45:24]
Giannis Papas
Daughter moves back in.
[45:25]
Chris Estefano
The last time you walked out that.
[45:26]
Giannis Papas
Door, you looked back at me and gave me a double bird. I was 18. The double bird was how I ended all our conversations.
[45:32]
Chris Estefano
The wheels come off.
[45:33]
Giannis Papas
Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults?
[45:36]
Chris Estefano
Have you watched the news lately? That's not a thing anymore. Series premiere Wednesday, January Eigth on ABC and stream on Hulu. It's what it is, and I do. These Menendez brothers are interesting. And make no mistake. Make no mistake. I want to answer this question right now, Giannis. And you don't have to give me an answer right now, but you should when they get out, because it is absolutely inevitable. Are we going to have them on the pot or not?
[45:57]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, we are going to have them on the pod. And you know, it's interesting because 16 years went by before Oprah did this massive special about guys who've been abused. So. And then now we know about what's been going on. Unfortunately, it seems in the Catholic Church. I hate to say it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to your mom. I'm sorry. I just. I read the paper. It's not my fault. I can't help but. So usually those are kids. They'll use the cute kids because, you know, you could. Father Bill is on the prowl.
[46:27]
Chris Estefano
I was gonna say, look no further than me. Yeah. Did I blow Father Bill's head off?
[46:30]
Giannis Papas
You don't remember, but you did. He did ask you to go get something and you blacked out. And that's the last you remember.
[46:36]
Chris Estefano
I did black out. And then I woke up and I was just taking a thousand jump shots and farmers all AP. And I did get pushed me to play Division 3 basketball.
[46:43]
Giannis Papas
So I want to say thank you.
[46:45]
Chris Estefano
Well, that's the.
[46:45]
Giannis Papas
That's my question is like you. You probably got molested. Remember with. Remember when the priest. Remember when we were sitting with Patty and the priests, all the priests came out.
[46:54]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[46:54]
Giannis Papas
And everyone was looking around going, that was my priest.
[46:56]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I remember sitting. I think we were in Florida. Where were you? With me.
[47:00]
Giannis Papas
I don't. I think.
[47:01]
Chris Estefano
I think we had all gotten an Airbnb. I think I was on the road. Maybe I was in Florida. And that article came out and you sent it to my phone. And then I sent to the boys group chat and I just saw Pat looking through. He was Looking through. And he was sweating because he was looking through where? The Queens, New York district. And then we were looking down. We were all saying, please don't let our church be on that. Please don't let our church be on it. And then, make no mistake, we both saw our churches on.
[47:21]
Giannis Papas
The church was on there, and we got it.
[47:22]
Chris Estefano
And we got clipped.
[47:23]
Giannis Papas
But who it is we got clipped. Everyone who got clipped turns out to look at Michael Jackson. His dad abused him. He turned into Michael Jackson.
[47:30]
Chris Estefano
Nice.
[47:31]
Giannis Papas
I mean, yeah. I mean, Patty Flyballs is a patty.
[47:34]
Chris Estefano
Fly Balls is reputable. Fireman, FDNY in the union. Cuz make no mistake, he's going down with the Eric Adams scandal.
[47:42]
Giannis Papas
I mean, it does push you to achieve.
[47:44]
Chris Estefano
I mean, nice.
[47:45]
Giannis Papas
So, I mean, you know, if, if Jose Menendez spoiled these kids.
[47:50]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[47:50]
Giannis Papas
They may not have turned out to be stars. This made them stars.
[47:53]
Chris Estefano
We can speak about this freely. We are the Menendez sisters.
[47:55]
Giannis Papas
Yes.
[47:56]
Chris Estefano
We're not advocating for it. We're just posing the question, is it really that bad?
[48:00]
Giannis Papas
Is it really that bad?
[48:02]
Chris Estefano
You. You know, there's a lot of pressure in American society. Your kids got to be the best. Everyone's got to be number one. And you got to do what you got to do, because make no mistake, I'm not going to have my kids fucking, you know, looking like assholes I out there. So you got to do what you got to do.
[48:13]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. And what's up with the mom just letting it happen?
[48:16]
Chris Estefano
The mom let.
[48:16]
Giannis Papas
What kind of mom is that? That's going to leave a boo boo on you.
[48:19]
Chris Estefano
That's why you got your head blown.
[48:20]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. And it's funny that they say they both were like, we miss our mom. It's like that's how powerful the love for a mom is. It's like, even though our mom let our dad abuse us and bang us out, I still love my mom.
[48:31]
Chris Estefano
I love my mom.
[48:31]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. Like a good Catholic kid. I love my mom.
[48:33]
Chris Estefano
Well, because they were saying that she was being abused by the father and she was under his spell as well.
[48:38]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[48:39]
Chris Estefano
So, I mean, make no mistake, Jose, man, he also had a fucking few side pieces.
[48:42]
Giannis Papas
And what it is, what it is.
[48:44]
Chris Estefano
Guys just back then think about being a guy, a very successful, powerful guy. In the 80s, it was probably hard not to cheat on your wife.
[48:51]
Giannis Papas
It was probably hard because you could get away with it very easy.
[48:54]
Chris Estefano
Guys had full other families in every state and they, you know, they died, you know, being I'm surrounded. You know, you talk to someone, you say, you know, he died surrounded by his family and you kind of have to say which one. Yeah, because he probably had a few.
[49:06]
Giannis Papas
Cuz. Have you ever met a rich, powerful guy that was also just as sweetheart all the way around? It's tough.
[49:12]
Chris Estefano
No, I gotta be honest with you. I gotta be honest with you. I know the owner of the Mets, Steve Cohen, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet. And he's. He's got a lot of money.
[49:21]
Giannis Papas
He's got a lot of money.
[49:22]
Chris Estefano
A lot of money.
[49:23]
Giannis Papas
And so it can't happen.
[49:24]
Chris Estefano
He, he, he is the only one that I could say with definitive proof. The kid is great. He's a great guy. His family are great peeps and they. And yeah, I don't. That's the only guy I could think of, though. I, I have met a couple other not billionaires. He's the only billionaire I know. I have met a couple of millionaires that are just kind of assholes.
[49:41]
Giannis Papas
It just happens. I don't know what it is. I mean, look at John Wayne Gacy, Outstanding member of the community. Everyone loved him. And he had teenage runaways under his house.
[49:51]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[49:51]
Giannis Papas
And he was, he was, he was banging him out.
[49:53]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[49:54]
Giannis Papas
I mean, it's like sometimes you go, like when someone appears to be too perfect.
[50:00]
Chris Estefano
Right.
[50:01]
Giannis Papas
You know?
[50:01]
Chris Estefano
Right.
[50:01]
Giannis Papas
And they achieve too much.
[50:03]
Chris Estefano
Right.
[50:03]
Giannis Papas
You're going, is there a dark side that's fueling them?
[50:06]
Chris Estefano
Right.
[50:06]
Giannis Papas
Is there something that's fueling them? Because when you care about people, it just gets in the way of your ambition a little bit. You ever noticed that?
[50:13]
Chris Estefano
Well, yeah, I think you have to kind of make a deal with yourself. You have to say, am I going to do anything it takes to get to the top? And that's going to mean being cutthroat. That's going to mean losing relationships. That's going to mean probably being a dick. Or am I going to say I want to have balance in my life and I'm going to get as far as I can by being a nice person?
[50:30]
Giannis Papas
That's basically what it is. It's like one of the other. And then you either got to choose Jesus or not.
[50:34]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is. And guess who I've chose? I've chose. I've chose Jesus. And I've read the book cover to cover. It's called Case for Christ by Lee Strobel. And I do believe, and I have definitive proof that Jesus did exist.
[50:44]
Giannis Papas
I have definitive proof of someone who did not choose Jesus. Jose Menendez. He did. He did not choose Jesus.
[50:50]
Chris Estefano
He did not choose Jesus.
[50:51]
Giannis Papas
He went to church every day and he went. I'm not telling you what I did, Father. Yeah, Father was like, what's going on? He said, well, here's the deal. I cut someone off in traffic. Also, I ate a little bit too much today. I was a glass button. And guess what, Father? That's all I got to say this week.
[51:07]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, it's. What is. Because when's the last time you went to confession?
[51:11]
Giannis Papas
Because I don't go to confession. I'm not a Catholic, kid. I. I don't think I was in danger at any point. I think the Greek Orthodox. I don't. Which is ironic because you think the Greeks, they'd be going after kids, but they did it.
[51:21]
Chris Estefano
Make no mistake, I am bad.
[51:23]
Giannis Papas
There's one Greek priest who. Who got caught with a foot fetish. And he. There was. There was a woman. Woman he was having an affair with, and he was taking pictures with her feet on his face. Can you pull that up, Jesse? Because it's hilarious. Because she was mushing his feet or his face on his face.
[51:42]
Chris Estefano
That's not even a crime.
[51:43]
Giannis Papas
It's not a crime? No. But you're supposed to not be married. That's the thing. No, no, actually, you can be married. I'm sorry. I think he was married, but he.
[51:50]
Chris Estefano
Had the Orthodox priest and the kid.
[51:53]
Giannis Papas
Had a lazy eye and this chick right here was mushing cake in his face. Yeah. And he was jerking off because what is up with the human brain?
[52:00]
Chris Estefano
It's what it is. Cu. The kid want to move his monkey a little bit to the Greek Alphabet. It happens. I mean, she's on crutches, too. She might have got banged out.
[52:07]
Giannis Papas
Can you pull up the pictures, though?
[52:09]
Chris Estefano
Oh, they put the pics up. The pictures are there.
[52:11]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, you can find. You can find the pictures if you just go. Greek Orthodox priest. There they are.
[52:17]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, yeah. I mean, cuz, make no mistake, that looks like me and Giannis in a Bay Ridge boy sketch.
[52:22]
Giannis Papas
Cuz. Does he not look like he's in heaven, though?
[52:25]
Chris Estefano
The kid loves it. She's got.
[52:28]
Giannis Papas
Right now, we're like, can you put this pickup somewhere?
[52:30]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, because that's you, though. Because you do love feet.
[52:32]
Giannis Papas
I love feet. Cuz he's like, just put your feet on my face. The dirtier the better.
[52:36]
Chris Estefano
Cuz it's.
[52:37]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, she's got her little piggies right on his nose and he's just sniffing the fumes.
[52:42]
Chris Estefano
She does have pretty decent.
[52:43]
Giannis Papas
She has decent feet. Yeah, this kid just. He likes the fumes he wants the fumes.
[52:48]
Chris Estefano
He's in for the fumes and that. Listen, that's fine. Okay? To each their own. For my thing, you're good doing anything as long as you're not.
[52:55]
Giannis Papas
I don't care. That's it.
[52:56]
Chris Estefano
I. I'll even allow animals because you know me, I don't care about dogs.
[52:59]
Giannis Papas
But it is funny when you think about people's fetishes. I mean, everyone's got like a different fetish. Some kids just want to smell a shoe. That's what they want to do. They want to jerk off and smell the shoe and that's what they want to do.
[53:11]
Chris Estefano
That's one.
[53:12]
Giannis Papas
And that rhymes.
[53:12]
Chris Estefano
I don't. I don't have. I. To be honest with you. I don't. I've never been into the feet. I've never been into it. You know, I like chubby Indian women and that's about it.
[53:19]
Giannis Papas
That's about as far as the cookie crumbles for you.
[53:21]
Chris Estefano
What it is in my point category, that's where you're going to see chubby Indian milk.
[53:25]
Giannis Papas
If you were a conqueror. Yeah, if you were a conqueror, you went in there, okay, what would you do? How would you do it? How would you subjugate the population?
[53:33]
Chris Estefano
So what I would do.
[53:34]
Giannis Papas
Would you ask all their opinions on what you should do?
[53:37]
Chris Estefano
Yes, that's probably what I would do.
[53:39]
Giannis Papas
Hey, guys, if you're a cocky, what do you guys think I should do? Yeah. Yeah.
[53:42]
Chris Estefano
I would say, and I think you.
[53:43]
Giannis Papas
Take a million different decisions and then I think they'd end up reconquer you. Yeah.
[53:47]
Chris Estefano
And then I wind up. I probably wind up passing after the anxiety and I would just get reconquered. I would mo. Well, what I probably do is I would most likely, likely, I would probably just conquer this village and then I would just somehow find the whatever girl in the village with the fattest ass. I would marry her and I would just let her take charge and I'd let her ruin their lives and mine. That's what I would do. That's what I would do, cuz. Because that's what it is. Cuz make no mistake. Make no mistake. I. I'm a casualty of Puss.
[54:15]
Giannis Papas
That's what it is. That's your weakness. It's your crypto.
[54:18]
Chris Estefano
But that's most guys like, what's your weakness? Because it's not la puss. But what's going to take Yanni down. It's got to something.
[54:23]
Giannis Papas
Pizza.
[54:25]
Chris Estefano
But your blood pressure and cholesterol are good.
[54:28]
Giannis Papas
I Do have a little buildup in one of my arteries and I have a 2% chance of a heart attack over the next 10 years.
[54:35]
Chris Estefano
Oh, you did that cat, that coronary. And they said 2%.
[54:38]
Giannis Papas
2%.
[54:38]
Chris Estefano
But that's nothing. 2% to zero is, is.
[54:41]
Giannis Papas
It's better but it's not good.
[54:42]
Chris Estefano
What did the doctor tell you?
[54:44]
Giannis Papas
He said you have a 2% chance over the next 10 years to change your diet. And I didn't.
[54:47]
Chris Estefano
And you did it.
[54:48]
Giannis Papas
I don't know how, how, how does one change their.
[54:50]
Chris Estefano
Here's what we're going to do.
[54:51]
Giannis Papas
You have to basically start liking food you don't like.
[54:53]
Chris Estefano
We're going to go, we're going to get from no no's. We're going to get our zucchini bacon slice. You're just going to have to eat it. That's what it is. But also we're going to get some mixed veggies, we're going to get salad and we're going to get a little tiramisu.
[55:01]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. And the tiramisu will be the thing that we're eating in the mix. Mixed veggies will just be sitting there.
[55:06]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is. Yeah.
[55:07]
Giannis Papas
Isn't trying to ask someone to switch their diet almost like asking a gay kid to start liking girls?
[55:13]
Chris Estefano
It doesn't happen. Like how can you do it the all. But again, what I found through fasting is I can still eat those foods but I just eat them in a, in a window. Window in a designated window time and I get my workout in and then I don't eat as much because if you just leave me to go like if you just left me with I can just eat all day. I'd be eating ammonia Cafe at 2 o'clock in the morning. But now I'll still eat ammonia cafe but I'll eat it at, you know, 2:00 in the afternoon and then I won't eat again.
[55:38]
Giannis Papas
Do you think some people go full muzzy just for the diet and the fasting? 100% that because they have to do fasting for a whole month. Right. During Ramadan.
[55:46]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[55:46]
Giannis Papas
Like sometimes maybe just being religious helps you lose weight.
[55:50]
Chris Estefano
It's what it is. Yeah, yeah, I think that. And also they love to wash their feet. So I think you got a lot of foot fetish guys that just like to get in there and watch these women washing their feet down.
[55:57]
Giannis Papas
They do. And I bet you they, they, their backs are pretty like stretched out. They don't got a lot of back problems because they're always stretching out their back when they pray. Guys, there's a lot of benefits.
[56:05]
Chris Estefano
You got to pray to Mecca. You got, you know, I, I shout out Muslim people. I mean, I, I like, I like you guys.
[56:11]
Giannis Papas
Now, if you, I don't know if.
[56:12]
Chris Estefano
They like us, but I do like them.
[56:13]
Giannis Papas
If you got conquered by the Ottomans or something like that, would you convert? Or would, Would you, would you, would you stay strong to Christianity? Do you think your family members could do it? Or they would rather die than renounce Jesus Christ?
[56:23]
Chris Estefano
No, I think that we would all. I think that we're all people pleasers in my family, myself included. I think we just don't want anyone to dislike us. So we would just absolutely bow down to whatever these people want us to do. We're doing it.
[56:33]
Giannis Papas
That's what me and Jesse have talked about. The problem with the Jews is they refuse to convert and they don't take new members. And you're going, guys, that's not the way it works.
[56:41]
Chris Estefano
Right?
[56:42]
Giannis Papas
If you want to become strong and powerful, powerful, you got to get into the system, conquer, and then make more Jews.
[56:47]
Chris Estefano
Right?
[56:47]
Giannis Papas
But the Jews are going, we don't want you. And so they always keep their numbers small. And if you got in small numbers, you're just going to get beat up.
[56:53]
Chris Estefano
You're going to get beat up.
[56:54]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, you got to make some more allies. You got to make some more Jews. But they don't want to make more Jews.
[56:58]
Chris Estefano
They don't want to. Do we have the most Jews? Do we have the biggest Jew army here?
[57:02]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, we do.
[57:04]
Chris Estefano
Yes.
[57:05]
Giannis Papas
Right here in Brooklyn.
[57:06]
Chris Estefano
Because make no mistake, where I live, where I live in Queens, a lot of Jews.
[57:09]
Giannis Papas
A lot of Jews.
[57:10]
Chris Estefano
A lot of Jews. A lot of Chinese.
[57:11]
Giannis Papas
Now here's the thing. There is a Jew in this room. Can you smell wear.
[57:16]
Chris Estefano
Is he a Jew?
[57:17]
Giannis Papas
Well, you're German, so I'm expecting you'd be able to sniff it. I was gonna say. Yeah, just take a sniff and figure it out.
[57:23]
Chris Estefano
He's a Jew. Are you?
[57:26]
Giannis Papas
Are you? Wow.
[57:28]
Chris Estefano
The mom and the dad.
[57:29]
Giannis Papas
My mom.
[57:30]
Chris Estefano
Wow. So you actually are. Because if you come out of a Jewish vagina, then you are Jewish. You get it all. You can't get it off you. That's what they say. Wow, I'm contaminated. So what, did you grow up? Did you grow up Jewish or Catholic?
[57:40]
Giannis Papas
Hippie?
[57:41]
Chris Estefano
So no non religious family?
[57:43]
Giannis Papas
Religious. Not at all.
[57:44]
Chris Estefano
But did you ever do any Jewish holidays at, you know, Christmas, Hanukkah? They're terrible Jews.
[57:48]
Giannis Papas
They're awful Jews. So, you know, I mean, look, he's working here. He can't be that great. Yeah, I'm a bad Jew. I'm bad with money. Yeah.
[57:55]
Chris Estefano
No property.
[57:55]
Giannis Papas
Think Jews run the world. Just look at Jesse. Not all of them do.
[57:58]
Chris Estefano
Not all do.
[57:59]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. Yeah.
[57:59]
Chris Estefano
What? It's what, what was the Jewish last name? The maiden name. Okay. Yeah, it's a hardcore.
[58:08]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, that's character.
[58:09]
Chris Estefano
That's the way Sean she. And that's a character piece. History hyenas.
[58:14]
Giannis Papas
My name is Sean Terry. Yeah. From Ladder Forte. What I just said was a 100 unadulterated character piece.
[58:21]
Chris Estefano
Wait, when we used to do this, would we, would we be hitting, like the way Sean Sheens and the character pieces live in studio, or is it all in post?
[58:27]
Giannis Papas
I think we did it live, so. Yeah, I think we did it live.
[58:32]
Chris Estefano
So we'll start doing it live. And we also. I'm just remembering that we used to get yelled at by the fans for talking about what we're going to do on the show. Live on the.
[58:38]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, we used to do that.
[58:39]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. But we just did it. And it's slow. K. As we're working out the kinks.
[58:44]
Giannis Papas
It's been a couple years. We're back.
[58:46]
Chris Estefano
It's four years.
[58:47]
Giannis Papas
Four years. And we hopped right into Menendez brothers. Two cute kids who killed their parents and then went on a shopping spree. And then as it turned out, their father was. So that's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes in the American dream. Sometimes the American dream is an American nightmare. It's what it is, and it's just how it goes.
[59:07]
Chris Estefano
Does make no mistake, if the Menendez brothers were born right now before they killed their parents, what they would have done is cut their.
[59:16]
Giannis Papas
That's what they would have done. What they would have done.
[59:17]
Chris Estefano
Because that's, that's what happens now.
[59:19]
Giannis Papas
Because. And it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein said that Donald Trump was his best friend for 10 years.
[59:24]
Chris Estefano
It's one of these.
[59:25]
Giannis Papas
Nobody.
[59:25]
Chris Estefano
It didn't happen.
[59:26]
Giannis Papas
Right?
[59:27]
Chris Estefano
It probably didn't happen. But even if that is true, didn't necessarily change my opinion at the voting polls.
[59:34]
Giannis Papas
I don't think he changed anyone. Opinion. That was, it was an attempt at an October Surprise. I think it came out a couple of days ago. And you could not find it anywhere on X. Yeah.
[59:43]
Chris Estefano
Because I don't know right now we are, you know, this episode, you know, is, you know, we don't know if the election results are happening. We're still, we're filming this on election day. But I don't know. I kind of felt this morning, again, not my political. This is not an endorsement, but I felt that Trump was going to win. But now as I'm watching tv, it feels like he's going to lose.
[60:03]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, but when you watch this, we will know. You will know.
[60:06]
Chris Estefano
Well, we might know it. It depends. If they were playing games with the bounce, did they just find a box of 250,000 bouts in Pennsylvania from 1970 and say, these will do? I don't know.
[60:15]
Giannis Papas
Like Chris said, if this next episode of the History Hyenas is recorded in Austin, Texas. Yeah, Kamala won.
[60:23]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is. Because, folks, and as always, you know, if you go to patreon.com history hyenas, we encourage you to make a funny name. We will read out all the new members. We have a. Here's the thing, folks. We have a lot of new members. We have 3,4000 members that have signed up in just the last week alone. So get on it. Get on that train. So it might. It might take a couple of episodes for. For you to hear your name and for us to catch up. We're going to get to everybody, but just bear with us and make a really funny name. So it stands out. Some of the names that are just kind of regular, we call them straight to the back where you're just here for the content. You just want your name right out, but you're here for the content and you're going straight to the back. We're going to read through those ones quickly. But if you. If you want a chance to be the winner, the pseudo penis of the week, the ppw, Make a Funny Name. I read them. We see Giannis chooses which ones get on the list or not, and that's how it is.
[61:11]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. And thank you for all your support over there. Man, has that been humbling to see how excited you guys are and how much you're willing to support us. We really appreciate it and we love you. And always remember, America is the best country on the planet.
[61:26]
Chris Estefano
Yes, it is the best country on the planet. And the Menendez sisters, we're here to stay. And. And we will not blow this podcast head off again. No. Unless Giannis rapes me. All right. Want to read these Patreon names?
[61:39]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, let's do it.
[61:40]
Chris Estefano
All right, guys, we've reached that point where we're going to read out the Patreon names. Go to patreon.comhistory if you want to have your name read aloud. We encourage you guys to make a Funny name. And we're going to go start now and then there'll be one lucky winner. Okay, here we go. Kurt Michael Abasara, Mitchell Hartkoff, Sean McAdams, Tom Gambitsky. Then we got. I move my monkey to the weather girls.
[62:02]
Giannis Papas
Ff boyfriend is a security, right? Yeah, yeah, it's security.
[62:07]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[62:07]
Giannis Papas
Because no more of that. Yeah.
[62:08]
Chris Estefano
All right.
[62:09]
Giannis Papas
Right. Security. Yeah, funny though.
[62:11]
Chris Estefano
Who's the weather girl?
[62:12]
Giannis Papas
The weather girl was. Is Jazz. I don't remember, but the weather girl was Jazz. Yeah.
[62:18]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Yeah, so that one. We can't do that. Security with that one. We cannot do those anymore. But I forgot what we called it. That.
[62:23]
Giannis Papas
Is that a cackle? Just.
[62:26]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, we can't do it anymore. Then we got Joseph Sister Stooley. Then we got the Westchester.
[62:31]
Giannis Papas
Wait, wait, wait. Joseph Stooli. That's a kid with a high school diploma. And that's it.
[62:38]
Chris Estefano
That's it.
[62:38]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. Cuz.
[62:39]
Chris Estefano
Then we got the Westchester Porch Pooper.
[62:45]
Giannis Papas
Drexler.
[62:46]
Chris Estefano
Okay, Second Drexler, which goes to Clyde Drexler, who played in the era of Michael Jordan, who, you know, Clyde Drexler would have been the greatest of all time, but he played in Michael Jordan. So that's Westchester Porch Pooper is a Drexler.
[62:58]
Giannis Papas
Still a big honor.
[62:58]
Chris Estefano
Still a big honor. Andrew Nestler. Then we got Eagles fan 55 max. Then we got Sean Dollar. Not King Wei. Sean Sheen, Drexler. Drexer. Then we got Crumb. Bum Kid.
[63:11]
Giannis Papas
Crumb Kid. This is Drexler.
[63:13]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Anthony Santino. Comedy.
[63:16]
Giannis Papas
The kids just promoting stuff.
[63:18]
Chris Estefano
Smart. Screwed in.
[63:19]
Giannis Papas
Screwed in. That gets screwed in.
[63:20]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, yeah. Then we got True Rambler, Frank Fiorell. Frank Fiorent, Ciarella Paul. Then we got Tony Rice and Beans. Not to be confused with Franks and Beans, Mejas, Robert De La Mora, James Debonair, missile Dominguez, T. Hoff 21.
[63:37]
Giannis Papas
Do you need glasses?
[63:39]
Chris Estefano
Is it too close?
[63:40]
Giannis Papas
You're 40 now?
[63:41]
Chris Estefano
Because I should get the eyes checked.
[63:43]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[63:43]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Isaac. My last name means black and German. Schwartz.
[63:48]
Giannis Papas
That's Drax, Drax, DRAX. Tracks.
[63:51]
Chris Estefano
Sean McCormick, Ryan Matthews, Toot Lupa, Ronnie Walker, Luis Jimenez, RL 1323. Then we got Trump 2024. It's just a character piece. Then we got Travis White, Craig Clifford. Then we got the Situation Sheen. Okay, can't do that.
[64:09]
Giannis Papas
You know, that would be a catapult. We got to call security.
[64:12]
Chris Estefano
That's security on that. That's clear on that. We don't endorse that anymore.
[64:15]
Giannis Papas
But that would be on the list.
[64:16]
Chris Estefano
That's a good one.
[64:17]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, yeah.
[64:17]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Francis Monolato, David McIntyre. Then we got Cuzzy the Fuzzy Wuzzy, West Hollywood, Care Bear, Drexler.
[64:26]
Giannis Papas
Drexler Strong.
[64:27]
Chris Estefano
Drexler, Matthew Raw. Then we got Straight to the back for this. Sorry. Drex. Drex.
[64:33]
Giannis Papas
Drex.
[64:34]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, Peter. Then we got Take a Ride on Tampa, Tony's Toboggan. It's what it is. Okay.
[64:40]
Giannis Papas
Okay.
[64:40]
Chris Estefano
Then we got tucked and screwed. FF2. Okay. Then we got El Shlongo.
[64:46]
Giannis Papas
Chicken Finger Copy.
[64:47]
Chris Estefano
Colleen, Andrew Butcher, Christopher Johnson. Then we got Jacob. Put it in my adobo piece in between Chrissy's feet.
[64:56]
Giannis Papas
Imaginative Drexler. Imagine list of Drexlers.
[64:59]
Chris Estefano
Right. We've. We've been going for about two minutes now. Three minutes now. We have not had one. So this is good.
[65:03]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. We haven't wheeled out the catapult yet.
[65:05]
Chris Estefano
Okay. So then we got Ethan Roddy, Andrew Barton. Then we got Father Bill. Paid for my meal and woke up a three dollar Bill.
[65:12]
Giannis Papas
Drex.
[65:13]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Denise. I'm a Woman Now. Rodman Chicken, Second Figure, Samuel Shepard, Sean Young, Kyle Payne. Then we got Big Mike's Glue Gun. Want to make the cuties laugh? It's what it is.
[65:25]
Giannis Papas
It's a.
[65:25]
Chris Estefano
It's a chicken egg of mite sandwich. Then we got Tim Dillon was at Diddy parties. Jk Don't Epstein me. Jordan Galjor, Leo Phillips. Then we got Fumala Harris has a situation with the furor.
[65:40]
Giannis Papas
This is Drexlers. His strong Drexlers. Okay, I'm still waiting.
[65:44]
Chris Estefano
Then we got the space between Yanni's eyes. Make no mistake, cuz I a squeak.
[65:50]
Giannis Papas
That means he's small. He's saying. So that's. In fact he's saying the space he buys is small. That's what makes him a squeak. So I got to roll out the catapult and throw him on the list. Yeah, he's. Yeah, yeah.
[66:00]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Then we got Take me back to when Father Bill dropped his sack on my back.
[66:05]
Giannis Papas
Usually the father bills don't come through, but we got to get the catapult out.
[66:08]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, that's how it happens, folks. Joe Torso, Jonathan Peach, Maddie Bob Body. Then we got Sebass said that Prison Mike, Reese Clark. Then we got. My cousy was a muzzy, but not anymore. Trump 2024.
[66:22]
Giannis Papas
I got to put him on the list.
[66:24]
Chris Estefano
What it is. Yeah.
[66:25]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, that's what it is. We're back.
[66:26]
Chris Estefano
Then we got ugly waffle, script 666. Then we got Eric Adams, Turkish Toot. Drexler, Taylor, Ham, but minus the Taylor. And add baby oil.
[66:41]
Giannis Papas
Strog, Drexler. Straw Drexler.
[66:43]
Chris Estefano
Then we got two dicks in me, but I'm not an ff. Okay, Ropo, Diana, Daniel. Lines. Okay, so then we got. I stole for the free Arts credit card number. Okay.
[66:58]
Giannis Papas
For the free. Oh, yeah, that's funny. That's from the Honest Papa Sour. Yeah.
[67:01]
Chris Estefano
Hey. Then we got. Hey, Bert, does your mom squirt again? Security.
[67:03]
Giannis Papas
We gotta get security.
[67:04]
Chris Estefano
Not doing that.
[67:05]
Giannis Papas
No more of that.
[67:05]
Chris Estefano
No more of that.
[67:06]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[67:06]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Then we got Marty Fe. But it's good.
[67:08]
Giannis Papas
Wait, what's his name?
[67:09]
Chris Estefano
Marty Fer.
[67:11]
Giannis Papas
Oh, okay.
[67:11]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Mikey the Guido. Sauce monkey. Marido Trump 2024.
[67:16]
Giannis Papas
Chicken finger.
[67:16]
Chris Estefano
Mitchell Adams. Jason Bup. Then we got Manly Girl. Comes at you in a different way. Peing.
[67:22]
Giannis Papas
It's a strong Drexler.
[67:24]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Taylor Luccini, Juan Gomez. Then we got Johnny I call my Glue Hood. Emperor P. Lasagna, Drexler Freylark. Then we got Canada. Burned down the White House.
[67:39]
Giannis Papas
Whoa. Security.
[67:40]
Chris Estefano
Security. Then we got Scott Herrera. Kyle Tucked Back Carlson.
[67:45]
Giannis Papas
Okay.
[67:46]
Chris Estefano
Banco Popular branch manager.
[67:50]
Giannis Papas
That's a good one. It's a chicken finger. It's going on the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call back the bank of Popularity. The kids are. He's a branch. He worked his way up. Yeah. Nick King.
[67:59]
Chris Estefano
Cuz he was he. Michael Tedesco. Then we got Gilly Gulag gunning down the Gestapo. Sean Valdisera. Carl Escott. Clint Monahan. Katie Shirakuzma. Kevin Black, Lewis F. DZ TM123. Riley Billus. Sean Terry, 14. Never forget Vinnie Aurora. Two balls, one dream.
[68:20]
Giannis Papas
It's what you call a perfect chicken. Figure for the list. Two balls, one dream. That's right.
[68:25]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. Then we got Chrissy and Yanni. Restarted the party a month before Commie. The Commie.
[68:30]
Giannis Papas
It's going on the list.
[68:33]
Chris Estefano
Diego Escalulas. Then we got Morgan. Born without a gooch. Just has a scar from where vagina used to be.
[68:43]
Giannis Papas
List. Yeah, it's Chris. It's going on the list.
[68:45]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Nick Jutt. James Cranny.
[68:48]
Giannis Papas
Wait, Nick J. Yeah. Chicken finger.
[68:50]
Chris Estefano
Chicken Finger. But I think that's just his name.
[68:52]
Giannis Papas
Oh, his name's Jut. Yeah.
[68:54]
Chris Estefano
We got Backyard Bar with warts. List. Yes. List.
[68:59]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[69:00]
Chris Estefano
Ale Eldridge. Then we got Tim Waltz. Wasn't Tianan Square with father bill. Trump. 2024.
[69:05]
Giannis Papas
Okay, it's a Drexler.
[69:06]
Chris Estefano
Andrew Lynch. Ash Abba's Bagel Company. Eric Person.
[69:10]
Giannis Papas
Somebody screwed in right there.
[69:11]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, yeah. Abba's Bagel Company screwed in.
[69:13]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[69:14]
Chris Estefano
Eric Person, John Schneider, Honky Kong list.
[69:19]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. Chicken fingers. Sometimes these chicken fingers just go catapulted right in the list.
[69:24]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Brandon Wogaman. Then we got this building's on fire music.
[69:29]
Giannis Papas
What that is.
[69:30]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Melissa Magnussen, Chubby Giraffe, Bay Ridge, drainage from a rubber breakage. Drexler, Strog, Drex, Ron, Brian Fellows. Then we got tucked and cucked. Anything for a buck.
[69:46]
Giannis Papas
Drexler.
[69:47]
Chris Estefano
Then we got tuna on rye toast.
[69:49]
Giannis Papas
Tuna, rye toast. Chicken finger Jose.
[69:51]
Chris Estefano
Matt Matos, Foul Ball Productions, Mikey the Cookie, Mick Canuck, Jack Worthy, Mike Hyland, Austin Aldair, Matt McAnis, Danny California, Bony Hawk. And wait, wait, wait.
[70:04]
Giannis Papas
Bony Hawk. There's a good way. Chicken finger Dragster. Yeah.
[70:08]
Chris Estefano
No, so not on the list though.
[70:09]
Giannis Papas
Not on the list.
[70:10]
Chris Estefano
But Phony Hawk was.
[70:10]
Giannis Papas
Bodie Hawk is good.
[70:11]
Chris Estefano
Okay. All right, so do a few more. Yeah. And then. Okay, guys, we got a lot. We got like 38 pages of catching. But we will catch up. But we're gonna keep this list. Yeah. Then we got Ra, Kendall, Alice, Large Plane Pie. Kamala's Indian and Jamaican Me crazy good attempt. Jake Blackstock, Matthew King, Orlando the Canadian, Sauce Monkey, Toot General, Cuzy Wuster, Abishek Mohan, Vince Panaccio, Gunar Batulo, Assyrian Cuzzy. Who's here for the content? Fabian Flores, Kip Foley, Snack Samier, Maddie Buckets, Graham Moselandons, Scootsie, Ruben Santillon, Costa Rica. Excited for the fruit toot reboot. Omar Valencia, Las Osagueta, Audrey Adrian Andino, Benjamin Long, Orc Jakey Jew Fumes.
[71:11]
Giannis Papas
Chicken.
[71:11]
Chris Estefano
Fengy, Don J. Trump. But the gist. Just shut up and kiss me. Chrissy Ryan, time to put the cake. So yeah, can't endorse it.
[71:26]
Giannis Papas
We got called security.
[71:27]
Chris Estefano
That's what it is.
[71:27]
Giannis Papas
If it wasn't for security, you be the list.
[71:29]
Chris Estefano
And we got more Irish.
[71:30]
Giannis Papas
Law enforcement had to intervene.
[71:31]
Chris Estefano
It's what it is. Yeah, but it's a good one. Then we got more Irish than Leroy. It's what it is.
[71:35]
Giannis Papas
Okay. Yeah, it's a Drexler. Yeah.
[71:38]
Chris Estefano
Then we got. Then we got. Then we got Tim Farrell, Ben Lowry, Ian Ratliff. Then we got. Make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina and fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off.
[71:50]
Giannis Papas
Put him on the list.
[71:51]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Yeah.
[71:53]
Giannis Papas
It's a kid that knows what his future holds.
[71:54]
Chris Estefano
Okay, then we got opt what it is, but Cuz we got a Drex and we do have to cackle those. Because make no mistake, I still am in an active lawsuit. We just have to cackle those. But so. But we appreciate it, but what it is Michael Knowlton, Lou Sanus, Hernan Esparza s dog Cuzzy Wuzzy, Richie D. Ty Allison, Nicholas Alam, Alex Johnson, LB Tony Crow, Travis Kyle Kierski, Kieran Paul, Kyle Westgate. Crack me open, the cuzzies are back. Ymh Cuck. Father Bill popped a pill then slipped me the dill.
[72:33]
Giannis Papas
A lot of father bills. I'm giving him a strong Drex Cole.
[72:36]
Chris Estefano
Conway, Nick the Champ. Then we got squeak of the week. Because my piece is under five.
[72:41]
Giannis Papas
Put him on the list. Yeah, squeak his pieces. The squeak of the week.
[72:45]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, it's funny.
[72:46]
Giannis Papas
That's funny. Yeah, that's funny.
[72:47]
Chris Estefano
Okay, here we go. Okay, let me get this next page.
[72:49]
Giannis Papas
No contenders.
[72:50]
Chris Estefano
Two more pages and then. Yeah, okay. Then we got Mr. Mucus's divorce lawyer, Parker Thinuk, Rory McDonald. Then we got Keep it pure, Keep it fur, Trump 2020 fear try.
[73:04]
Giannis Papas
That's like an Eminem rhyme he went for.
[73:06]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Jufro James Altucho. Okay. Drexler, Rozzy. Then we got Reuben, Empty Glue Gun Sanchez.
[73:13]
Giannis Papas
Kids jerked awfully. He's got nothing left.
[73:15]
Chris Estefano
What it is, Drexler. Father bills to shoot. Then we got Jordy with a left leaning piece but a right leaning heart.
[73:25]
Giannis Papas
Put him on the list. Yeah, put him on the list.
[73:27]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Joe Derosa's sweaty Jorts. Okay. Mike Capione, Amanda Simon, Ethan McCarthy. Cowed. Then we got Big Mike's Chocolate Glue Gun.
[73:40]
Giannis Papas
Chicken. Figure out the list.
[73:41]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Then we got Diddy's lubed up. FF Y. Then we got Shandish Potty. Then we got Bobby Kelly, Second stomach list. Right.
[73:53]
Giannis Papas
Put it on the list. Yeah.
[73:55]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Then we got AOC's horse teeth make Chrissy's glue gun leak. Drexler, Raul Rodriguez. Then we got shoot your glutes in my boot. Then we got Father Diddy cleaned out Lil Chrissy Drexler. Okay.
[74:09]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[74:10]
Chris Estefano
Big Mike's Glue gun. Jackie Gold Chains. Eric.
[74:14]
Giannis Papas
Jackie Glo chains is a chicken figure. I like Jackie Gold Chains.
[74:16]
Chris Estefano
Chicken figure. Then we got Eric suck my dick, Babe Burnall. Yeah, he's good kid.
[74:21]
Giannis Papas
Wait, that's Eric Bernal.
[74:22]
Chris Estefano
Phoenix. Phoenix comic. Yeah, great kid. Then we got Brown Trousers. Xander Coulter. Then we got Doogie B. Burns to pee. Sultan Salah Greg Shot, I'm white.
[74:36]
Giannis Papas
It's a strugg chicken figure.
[74:39]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Greg West, Amanda Curry, Luke Mal Fume. Lover. The Thick Reaper. Then we got Ant. Pay me back or you're taking a bat to deny. So that somebody just call.
[74:48]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, yeah. He says. Somebody just says, watch this. Watch this podcast. And then listen at the end. Yeah.
[74:54]
Chris Estefano
Then we got stuffy McDick cheese. And then we got Weird Al, Gore Vidal. Sassoon.
[75:00]
Giannis Papas
Very inventive. It's a Drexler. Very inventive.
[75:02]
Chris Estefano
Okay, one more. We'll do one more page.
[75:05]
Giannis Papas
Okay.
[75:05]
Chris Estefano
Okay. And then we'll. And then we'll. And then we'll see who our list is. Then we got Donnie T. End of the world and I'm going out in ff. Jason Cantrell. Fetus Cletus. The boys are back and so I'm pulling my penis.
[75:17]
Giannis Papas
Drexler.
[75:18]
Chris Estefano
Matthew Albani, Oscar Booman. Cody Burke. Hungry, hungry Haitians. Puss, Puss.
[75:26]
Giannis Papas
Drexler.
[75:27]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Jose Santiago. William Michael. Okay, I can't read this one because there's a racial slur in it.
[75:33]
Giannis Papas
Security.
[75:34]
Chris Estefano
Security. So we can't read it if you put a racial slur. I mean, if you catch me in a read. But if it's the first word, I can't do it.
[75:40]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[75:41]
Chris Estefano
Genevieve Mestessa. Then we got Yanni's Fumy p and Chrissy D's leaky. Peace. 2024. Okay. Kevin Rogers, Juan Manuelis. Garfield's Butthole Chicken.
[75:52]
Giannis Papas
A figure.
[75:53]
Chris Estefano
It's Sister Bill, AKA I Tuck back my Binky Winky. Okay. Commander Cute Toot. Greg Henrik.
[75:59]
Giannis Papas
Commander Cute Toot's funny.
[76:01]
Chris Estefano
Funny.
[76:01]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[76:01]
Chris Estefano
James Crowley. Then we got Steel Pipe Dusty, AKA Head of Security at Banco Popular.
[76:06]
Giannis Papas
We already got the branch manager, Drexler.
[76:09]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Lawrence Quinn. Then we got Kill it for Science. Then we got Kamala's Fume balloon.
[76:16]
Giannis Papas
To the Drexler.
[76:17]
Chris Estefano
Then we got the Kamala King Racial Reassignment Clinic.
[76:23]
Giannis Papas
Put on the list. That's a contender. Yeah.
[76:26]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Fonzie Sebastian Signs. Then we got Juan Small Peen in your Vagene glue gun smoothie, 1776.
[76:35]
Giannis Papas
Whoa. That's a good one, Drexler.
[76:38]
Chris Estefano
Okay. Then we got Larry Left the Runway for this funny.
[76:41]
Giannis Papas
That's very funny. Drexler.
[76:43]
Chris Estefano
Revolto. Then we got Danny Bug chasing Barone, the bug chaser.
[76:47]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, yeah, put him on the list.
[76:48]
Chris Estefano
Yeah, Daddy the bug Chaser, Adam Smith. Then we got Carl from San Diego.
[76:54]
Giannis Papas
Wait, San Diego?
[76:55]
Chris Estefano
San Diego? Like San Diego San Diego?
[76:58]
Giannis Papas
Dressler dress.
[76:58]
Chris Estefano
It's very funny. Then we got Chris the teacher from under the bleachers. So he's back. We thought he was in jail, too. Then we got Vinnie Ayers. Future Chloe Cecilia. Then we got Andy. I listen to the Pearl harbor app every week.
[77:11]
Giannis Papas
Good for you. Yeah, it's a good app.
[77:13]
Chris Estefano
Bob O'Rourke. Neat Freddy. Then we got Get Dono. We miss Yanni Panano. Can't do that. Security. Security can't do that. Caught me on that one. You can't do it?
[77:22]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[77:23]
Chris Estefano
What did you do with. I mean, another security. Not our show. But also security protecting everyone.
[77:29]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.
[77:29]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Kamala Harris. Sorry. Nope. So we got a. Yeah, so you caught me on that. Yeah. So you can't. We can't say that.
[77:40]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, you can't. Security sec.
[77:41]
Chris Estefano
I'll read it. They clean Kamala Harris and in Paris. Say it with me. Don't be embarrassed.
[77:48]
Giannis Papas
On the list.
[77:49]
Chris Estefano
So I'm sorry, but we can't. We can't do it on a read like that.
[77:52]
Giannis Papas
Here's the deal. Can't say that you probably were one.
[77:56]
Chris Estefano
Yeah.
[77:56]
Giannis Papas
Yeah. Just know you're the honorary winner. Yeah.
[77:59]
Chris Estefano
Genghis cuz. Ooh, funny for chicken finger. Yeah. Okay. Jessica Sear. My situation is pr. I'm white.
[78:07]
Giannis Papas
Yes.
[78:08]
Chris Estefano
I've been standing nabbed. Can't do it. Okay. East Kamalan Trading Company. Max and Steuben's Double sided black Dildo. Whoa.
[78:18]
Giannis Papas
Max and Stubens. We're back.
[78:20]
Chris Estefano
We're back. I forgot about Max and Steubens. Two German kids who just love a little car.
[78:24]
Giannis Papas
We love black eyes.
[78:25]
Chris Estefano
We love black eyes.
[78:26]
Giannis Papas
Throw them on the list, cuz. The Double headed dildo.
[78:28]
Chris Estefano
That's a contender.
[78:30]
Giannis Papas
That's a contender. Max Stupid's Double Headed dildo.
[78:34]
Chris Estefano
Love it. Retic Goyle. Hunter Deb Lawrence. No erection since the 2016 election.
[78:41]
Giannis Papas
On the list, contender.
[78:42]
Chris Estefano
Coffee Leroy Soy Boy, aka Father Bills. Makes me spill. Okay, then we got Chrissy and Yami. Please come on me. So. Can't. Can't. Then we got Austin French. Then we got federal agent here to keep an eye on things.
[78:58]
Giannis Papas
Inside the list. Yeah.
[79:00]
Chris Estefano
Okay, so then we got Joey Toss a toot in a fume chamber. Yannick.
[79:04]
Giannis Papas
Okay. Okay.
[79:05]
Chris Estefano
Then we got stinky fumed up FF, but benches 315 for 4. Okay, stinky, fumed up FF, but benches315 for Reps. Giuseppe.
[79:18]
Giannis Papas
Drexler. Strong Drexler.
[79:20]
Chris Estefano
Okay, then we got Hunter, Deb Lawrence. And then we. Last but not least, Fumeless Fresh.
[79:25]
Giannis Papas
Fumeless Fresh is a strong Drexler. Okay, we got a list.
[79:28]
Chris Estefano
So here.
[79:28]
Giannis Papas
So I got a say. Great list. Lots of strong Drexlers.
[79:31]
Chris Estefano
Okay, so here, let me gonna be.
[79:33]
Giannis Papas
A tough one because there wasn't a clear standout.
[79:35]
Chris Estefano
Right? It wasn't a clear. It wasn't a clear standout. Let me read them. Okay, hold on. Okay, so now we're at that point. I'm gonna read back the names that Giannis told us to put on the list, and we will pick one winner. The ppw Pseudo Penis of the week. And whoever that person is, should we have them email us what we'll think of. We got to give them something.
[79:54]
Giannis Papas
They go up on the website as.
[79:56]
Chris Estefano
The PPW of the Week at patreon.com history.
[79:59]
Giannis Papas
And at the end of the year, we're going to collect ppws and we'll do something special for you.
[80:02]
Chris Estefano
Do something special? Yeah. Okay, so the list was Jordy with a left leaning piece, but a right. Okay, Goody. Goody Mike. Big Mike's chocolate glue gun. Glue gun. Bobby Kelly, second stomach.
[80:15]
Giannis Papas
Okay.
[80:16]
Chris Estefano
Okay, Then we have. Make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina and fully expect to wake up with my piece cut off.
[80:22]
Giannis Papas
That's probably gonna win.
[80:23]
Chris Estefano
Okay, so that's a big contender. Contender squeak of the week, because my piece is on under five.
[80:27]
Giannis Papas
He's probably gonna win. That guy's probably gonna win. Yeah, that guy's probably gonna win. He just took out the other guy.
[80:32]
Chris Estefano
Okay, so now we got. Take me back to what? Father Bill dropped a sack on my back.
[80:36]
Giannis Papas
Okay. He.
[80:37]
Chris Estefano
He's.
[80:38]
Giannis Papas
He's a Drexler on this list.
[80:39]
Chris Estefano
My cousin was a Muzzy, but not anymore. Trump 2024.
[80:42]
Giannis Papas
That's also a goodie. But I'm still sticking with Squeak of the week because his piece is under 5 inches.
[80:47]
Chris Estefano
Then we got Banco Popular's branch manager.
[80:50]
Giannis Papas
He's got. He's got Drexler.
[80:51]
Chris Estefano
Two balls. One. One dream.
[80:53]
Giannis Papas
Such a good. Such a good one. I'm still keeping with the squeak.
[80:57]
Chris Estefano
Chrissy and Yanni restarted the party a month before Commie the Colony.
[81:00]
Giannis Papas
Oh, that's the other contender.
[81:02]
Chris Estefano
Okay, then we got Morgan. Born without a goose. Just has a scar from where a vagina used to be.
[81:06]
Giannis Papas
There's another contender. Three cathedrals.
[81:09]
Chris Estefano
Yeah. Then we got Honky Kong.
[81:10]
Giannis Papas
Honky Kong is hockey. Cock's good. It's another contender.
[81:15]
Chris Estefano
Then we got the Kamala King racial reassignment clinic.
[81:20]
Giannis Papas
So good.
[81:20]
Chris Estefano
But Drexler, right now, Danny Bug chasing Barone.
[81:24]
Giannis Papas
I love him, but he's Drag Slurred.
[81:25]
Chris Estefano
Max and Steuben's double sided black dildo.
[81:27]
Giannis Papas
That's a contender. So those are the contenders.
[81:29]
Chris Estefano
Well, but then we got no erection since the 2016 election.
[81:32]
Giannis Papas
That's another good one.
[81:34]
Chris Estefano
Federal agent here to keep an eye on things.
[81:36]
Giannis Papas
Funny, but Drexler.
[81:37]
Chris Estefano
Okay, so now. So now. The contenders are the big content. The big contenders are. Did we. Hold on. The big contenders are. Make no mistake, I'm dating a 411 Latina and I fully expect to wake up with my peace cut off.
[81:51]
Giannis Papas
Very funny, Drexler.
[81:52]
Chris Estefano
Squeak of the week because my piece is under five.
[81:55]
Giannis Papas
It's a strong.
[81:56]
Chris Estefano
And then. And then the other. Then. Then the third contender. The third contender was. Hold on. Third contender was Honky Kong. Honky Kong. But also two balls, one dream.
[82:06]
Giannis Papas
Yeah, two balls, one dream. Honky Kong or Squeak of the week, because my piece is under 5 inches.
[82:11]
Chris Estefano
What do you think I'm going to say? I'm going to say, make no mistake. I'm dating a 411 Latina and fully expect to wake up my piece cut off.
[82:19]
Giannis Papas
Okay, well, do you think two balls, one dream. Two balls, one dream.
[82:23]
Chris Estefano
What are you. You're the deciding vote.
[82:25]
Giannis Papas
Okay. Of those two, I'm going. I'm going. Am I going with the chicken finger? I'm going. I'm going with. I'm dating a 411 Latina and I'm getting my piece cut off. You are the winner.
[82:34]
Chris Estefano
You are the winner.
[82:35]
Giannis Papas
You're the winner.
[82:36]
Chris Estefano
Up@patreon.com history is as the winner. Congratulations to you. Thank you guys so much for listening. Keep writing in those names. We love you.
[82:44]
Giannis Papas
Yeah.