The return of Frank Rizzo with Big Jay Oakerson | History Hyenas

Summary

Podcast Summary: History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas Episode: The Return of Frank Rizzo with Big Jay Oakerson
Release Date: May 29, 2025
Guests: Big Jay Oakerson

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1. Introduction

In this electrifying episode of History Hyenas, hosts Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas welcome their special guest, renowned comedian Big Jay Oakerson. The trio embarks on a journey through the tumultuous history of Philadelphia's mayors, with a particular focus on the infamous Frank Rizzo.

2. Philadelphia's Wild Mayoral History

Discussion on the Nature of Philadelphia Mayors
The conversation kicks off with the trio delving into the unique and often "wild" history of Philadelphia's political leadership.

• Chris Distefano [01:37]: "What's it about the city of Philadelphia that just gets the wildest mayors?"

• Big Jay Oakerson [03:00]: "He should have stayed forever."

Frank Rizzo's Legacy
A significant portion of the discussion centers on Frank Rizzo, a controversial figure in Philadelphia's history.

• Big Jay Oakerson [10:34]: "He goes, 'Sorry, I'm trying to swim out of all this foreign.'"

• Chris Distefano [12:25]: "Frank Rizzo just attacked."

The hosts reminisce about Rizzo's tough demeanor and his complicated relationship with the community, highlighting pivotal moments such as Rizzo's confrontations and his eventual statue removal during the 2020 protests.

• Chris Distefano [13:02]: "He just blew his brains out on TV."

3. Personal Anecdotes and Neighborhood Insights

Experiences in West Philadelphia
Big Jay shares personal stories about his grandmother's residence in West Philly, painting a vivid picture of the neighborhood's dichotomy between historic row homes and contemporary challenges.

• Big Jay Oakerson [05:16]: "Battle raps happening on the front steps of my grandma's house."

Kensington's Struggles
The group discusses the notorious Kensington area, emphasizing its issues with drugs and the absence of clear racial divides due to the pervasive drug problem.

• Big Jay Oakerson [08:02]: "They have cameras just up in Kensington. You just watch at night, like the chaos."

4. Transition to Comedy and Personal Stories

Big Jay's Liposuction Tales
The conversation takes a comedic turn as Big Jay humorously recounts his experiences considering liposuction, highlighting the awkwardness and unexpected nature of cosmetic procedures.

• Big Jay Oakerson [24:25]: "He pushes back, and he's like, 'It costs this much.' I'm like, 'I will never be back here.'"

Comedy Jam and Crowd Work Insights
The hosts and Big Jay delve into the art of crowd work in comedy, sharing insights and personal experiences from performing at venues like the Comedy Cellar.

• Big Jay Oakerson [62:50]: "That room was so comfortable to me."

• Chris Distefano [58:07]: "We do the Comedy Jam because it's a chance to really do it, but just for that five minutes."

5. Reflections on Modern Comedy and Cultural Shifts

Impact of Social Movements on Comedy
The trio reflects on how movements like Me Too have influenced the comedy scene, altering interactions and the dynamics between comedians and their audiences.

• Chris Distefano [63:45]: "Everybody was just being themselves."

• Big Jay Oakerson [54:07]: "Why are you even on this documentary?"

Evolving Relationships and Respect in Comedy Circuits
Discussions highlight the importance of mutual respect and support within the comedy community, especially when navigating personal and professional challenges.

• Giannis Pappas [73:33]: "Leroy Ceiling Cricket."

6. Notable Quotes

• Chris Distefano [03:11]: "His wife, ex-wife, now stole something like $80 million from the city and just was never prosecuted for it."

• Big Jay Oakerson [08:18]: "Nothing brings people together like money."

• Giannis Pappas [55:22]: "Have you ever wondered what black people, black guys dream about?"

7. Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, the hosts and Big Jay Oakerson blend humor with historical insights, offering listeners both laughter and thoughtful reflections on Philadelphia’s political legacy and the evolution of comedy in modern society. They also celebrate the return of Frank Rizzo’s legacy through Big Jay’s latest special, They and Them, which has garnered substantial attention online.

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Final Notes:
This episode masterfully intertwines historical discourse with personal anecdotes and comedic brilliance, making it a must-listen for those interested in Philadelphia's political history and contemporary comedy dynamics.

Transcript

[Giannis Pappas]

Hey, everybody. This episode coming up with Big J Okerson is a smash. We talk Philadelphia, we talk a little Frank Rizzo, and we talk some fun liposuction stories.

[Chris Distefano]

Big J's got some of the best stories in the business. This one is legitimately hilarious from start to finish. Right. I will be on the road this weekend. This Friday, I'm in WA. I'm sorry. This Thursday, I'm in Washington, D.C. at the Warner Theater. Friday I am at the Carolina Theater, Durham, North Carolina. Saturday I am at Charleston Music hall in Charleston, South Carolina. Christy comedy.com if you want to see Chrissy Antebellum. Chrissy Southern Bell.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. And only thing I have in the books is November in Montana at the performing arts center or something. November 22nd or something. Go to my website giannispapiscomedy.com for tickets. And the special's coming out somewhere. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. Today we got a special guest, one of the funniest comedians, one of my favorite comedians, one of your favorite comedians who's got a new special out right now on YouTube. Part two.

[Big J Okerson]

Him, her, them, they, them.

[Giannis Pappas]

They. I got my pronouns wrong.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I got the pronouns gendered.

[Giannis Pappas]

My special, the great Jay Okerson. Everybody.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes.

[Big J Okerson]

What's up, gentlemen?

[Chris Distefano]

What's up, everybody? Now listen, dude, we're going to come in here. We said we're going to talk about your Philadelphia kid. We want to talk about the wild history of the crazy Philadelphia mayors. What is it about the city of Philadelphia that just gets the wildest mayors?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't know. I never lived in, in Philadelphia through voting, so I never paid attention much. I would just see like what they left in their wake. The mayor itself position, never when I lived there, never meant much to me.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

Didn't come from like a strong political family. Who is saying we got to vote for this person for this reason?

[Big J Okerson]

No, no my mom's ever voted. Ever.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, well, it's the same thing in New York. No, I don't know anyone who's ever voted for the mayor.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Like, I don't know how they actually get elected. I don't know anyone who votes.

[Giannis Pappas]

I didn't know anyone who was like aware of local politics or who those politicians were until about like four years ago. Now it seems like even 12 year olds are vot for like city councilmen.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

We just hear the names of people. When I first moved to New York, it was Giuliani and they were like, clean up the city, handled 911. Great.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

And then. And then it went to. Right after that was Bloomberg. Bloomberg, yeah. Whoever was like, this guy's gonna suck. And then they were like, he was great.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He should have stayed forever.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And then it was the guy who slept through the snow.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. That was Wilhelm. His real name is Vilhelm.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, Bill de Blasio.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

How great is it to build? People hate him. He's a German guy who changed his name to Bill de Blasio to sound Italian.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Chris Distefano]

He's a real scum. He's like, true scum. And his wife. Ex wife. Now stole something like $80 million from the city and just was never prosecuted for it. That's what they say, really, that she just stole it. Like, this money was never cash.

[Big J Okerson]

Just turning her bra.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Little something for me.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. I mean, I remember Mike Bloomberg. Like, everyone in New York was mad at him because he banned Big Gulps.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Yeah. You can't just have big sodas anymore.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

But that was several small sodas.

[Chris Distefano]

That was the worst thing about him.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yo. Being a mayor of Philly is difficult because. I don't know, Philly, to me is always. I've always felt like, you know, some cities are block to block. You go to Jacksonville, Florida. You're on, like, a great block. Then you turn a corner and you're like. You see a couple black kids without shirts on speed bikes, and you're like, this is bad. Philly's like, person to person.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

You're like. You're right there at the, like, Ben Franklin grave. And then you turn a corner, and then you're like, oh, my God. It's not even. You're in a bad neighborhood. You're just around bad people.

[Chris Distefano]

Bad guy.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

It's, like, dilapidated.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Itself. Like, when you go to places down there, if someone gives you an address once you get off, like, the highways.

[Chris Distefano]

You'Re like, what the hell?

[Big J Okerson]

Someone burned this down already?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

The work's been done. It's. Yeah, it's a very, very strange place. And Phil. Yeah, it was person to person for sure. But it's also like, bad neighbor. You know, usually they said, like, people would come in and like, gentrify an area and then pushes everything out. It went the opposite. It was. It was like black people would move in, and then the Jews started moving to where the Italians were, which pushed the Italians completely out.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And it just kept going. And then, like, the. So North Philly and West Philly just kind of converged. Would have became an All a bad neighborhood.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

And then there is no East Philly for some reason.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

There is no East.

[Chris Distefano]

It just doesn't exist.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Just. Just New Jersey.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Wow.

[Big J Okerson]

They start calling Center City. Yeah, it's like, center city north, south and west, right?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. It's funny because, like, South Philly still.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, I guess it's hilariously white to a degree, like, the areas of it. But, like, that's where it gets people to people. It's like the worst kind for you to have worked and tried and did everything your whole life. And, like, your grandma's house is still like a row home next to a trap house. And. Yeah, when I went to my grand. My grandmother in West Philly, before she moved my parents and went to, like, nursing home, ultimately, she just would never move. And so it was just. But they would just, like, integrate them into the neighborhood.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, the older people that stayed. So it would. I remember going there and just like, battle raps happening on the front steps of my grandma's house.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Because the neighbors were just one of those houses. Like, it was a, you know, half plywood doors. The other one took a bag. But they were just like. As soon as my grandmother, you know, I'd be walking up to her house, like, ah, shit.

[Chris Distefano]

Right?

[Big J Okerson]

And then my grandmother would be like, you know, say, hey, T bone Tyrell, hey, Ms. Jeanette.

[Chris Distefano]

Two rags.

[Big J Okerson]

She would tell me stories of, like. She goes, there was some kids outside and they were throwing rocks at the house. And I got the one, like, little girl. He goes, and I brought her inside. And I was like, I've been very nice to you and I've done this. And I let you use my phone when you were locked. You're, like, telling her. And I was like, did she attack you after? Like, I just couldn't believe she gets there, starts yelling at kids and stuff. You're out of your mind.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah. Well, they were neighbors. There is a friendly community.

[Chris Distefano]

I think, too. Like, you and I, when we go to Philly, I think we only ever go to South Philly. Right. Like, we would have never been to West Philly or these other parts. Like, what? Every time I go Philadelphia, you hear how bad it is, the drugs, and I think Kensington. But I'm like, every time I go to Philly, it feels like an alternative New York. But I must be going to, like, just the tourist part of.

[Big J Okerson]

Right. Well, if you're down by, like, heliums and, like, the comedy, that's where I go. Yeah, it's that center city. So that's like no work during the day. I'm sure there's crimes at night time. It's desolate.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Right.

[Big J Okerson]

Also, just like you said, there's still bars down there and everything. So it's more of a jumping area. Yeah. Once you get to the residential shitty, if you go to pretty bad.

[Giannis Pappas]

Is that really still bad? Yeah. So I did my senior thesis paper on magnet school schools and the one that was like right by Temple. You know what magnet schools are?

[Chris Distefano]

No.

[Giannis Pappas]

Where they like try to collect, like, you know, disenfranchised kids and they all go to the same school.

[Chris Distefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

And yeah. The neighborhood around Philly is like, it looked like Iraq.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

At the time because I was in college. It was like, it's so dangerous.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah. Temples, Right. In North Philadelphia. It's in like the skated temple. I was driving by Temple once when a hooker jumped in my car. When everyone just had a Nokia phone.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And it cost money to use it constantly.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, yeah. You have to pay for minutes.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah. And this, this lady jumped in my car and she was just offering me, you know, to. For money. And I was like, I was like, get out of my car, please. No. And she goes, she's let me use your phone to call my mama. Like, no, get out. And she goes, she goes, come on. Well, give me $2 to get out. And I gave it to her.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Please get out.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

This got robbed politely by a junkie prostitute. Yeah. That is Kensington is the beautiful thing about it. Because that's so. That's just drugs. And they have those. If you go on YouTube, I've killed many an hour just you could put on. There's. They have cameras just up in Kensington. You just watch at night, like the chaos.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

Of that drug riddle place. But because it's so drug riddled. No race lines whatsoever in Kensington. That's what's good. You don't even see a thing. You don't see white people afraid of walking by black people or vice versa in any kind of way.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

Because everyone is just there for drugs.

[Giannis Pappas]

Nothing, nothing brings people together, if you notice, like money. Like there's no racism amongst the really rich. There's no racism amongst like drug addicts.

[Chris Distefano]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I always say there's no racism amongst money, drug addicts or children. They're all. Everyone just gets along there.

[Big J Okerson]

Even drugs?

[Chris Distefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

It depends on who the parents of the children are.

[Chris Distefano]

No, I'm telling you, dude, it's hard to corrupt these little kids.

[Giannis Pappas]

Well, one time I was in a supermarket and I did see a lady with her daughter, and there was a black guy walking by, and she went, look, mommy, a nickel. So I was like, that one. She's getting started early. Yeah, she's tiger mom in that one. Racism, huh?

[Big J Okerson]

Is that where you live?

[Giannis Pappas]

No, this was in Brooklyn. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Not up. I moved. She just went, look, Mommy, there's a nickel.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, it's just. What?

[Giannis Pappas]

Nickel? Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You teach racism in Brooklyn, you're setting your kid to get killed.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, set it up.

[Chris Distefano]

You're just going to see the group you hate on the next train stop. Yeah, it's. Yeah, it's stupid.

[Giannis Pappas]

But.

[Chris Distefano]

But so. So for me, Philly, you know, we did an episode five, six years ago on this show about Frank Rizzo, the legendary mayor of Philly. Is that Chris Italian?

[Giannis Pappas]

Could have been Chris Italian walking by.

[Chris Distefano]

Going by in a chair.

[Big J Okerson]

Hey, guys.

[Chris Distefano]

So we did this episode on Frank Rizzo, legendary Philadelphia mayor. Crumbum. I'll take the both of these. Physically. We watched. We watched video after video after video.

[Giannis Pappas]

You remember this one? Frank Rizzo, Nobody Loves Me like the Negro community.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah, we watched it last time on you. Can we put a little bit.

[Giannis Pappas]

He hit the. It was like, close to Negro.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm pretty sure when we asked Johnny Brennan of the Jerky Boys when they would do Frank Rizzo, open yours. I was like, was that bait? And they were like, oh, yeah, we got the name.

[Chris Distefano]

Were they Philly guys?

[Big J Okerson]

They were just like. The guy was so notoriously, like, wow.

[Giannis Pappas]

I didn't realize that it was based on the Frank Rizzo.

[Big J Okerson]

Just using that term. Is the name, like, Frank Rizzo is jerk off.

[Giannis Pappas]

Our Frank Rizzo episode is like one of our fans classics, and you're a guy from Philly. So we wanted to talk about some of the wild mayors that we've had and revisit Frank Rizzo. Do you remember you were a little kid.

[Big J Okerson]

I guess you were pretty young for Frank Rizzo.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. The lore was around, right?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like he had, like, murals painted of himself, which was great. It might still stand there.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Just old, like, you know, they have, like that tonic hair. What do you call it? Like the talc.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Where, you know, they dip a comb in something before they comb it every day. That's somehow in the. In the mural.

[Chris Distefano]

They said that they removed the Frank Rizzo statue in the protests of 2020 in Center City Philly. They took his statues down.

[Big J Okerson]

Really?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Pull up the video, Jesse.

[Giannis Pappas]

There you. He was a really tough guy.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He was.

[Giannis Pappas]

He was just a Philly Italian.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. You know, my dad grew up in Philly, and there was like, a pretty prominent Philly mobile actually at that time. Yeah, that was younger. My dad remembers a story of a. Do you have your chicken Sal Testa?

[Giannis Pappas]

No.

[Chris Distefano]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Blew up his house. Like, his house was blown up in Philadelphia. There's like, great, like, Philadelphia mob stories. It was pretty serious until when I was a teenager. The Philadelphia mob was laughable. I think they were violent, but they were young guys, right? And they were like. It was the era of, like, young mobsters who were like, yeah, we're mobsters.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You're like. They wanted the world to know. Like, they weren't hiding in any kind of way. They're just constantly in trouble and not letting to the Atlantic City casinos. And one of those.

[Chris Distefano]

One of those Philly. Philly guy, I think is Nikki Scarfo. He was like, bad, bad. Like, legendary. Like, absolutely. Like, kill you, dismember your body type. Real.

[Big J Okerson]

And I think Joey Merlino is the kid who stood up to him and kind of took it over.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

And it was just become a young. Bunch of young violent guys.

[Chris Distefano]

Let this put in Frank Rizzo.

[Big J Okerson]

It looks like Stalin.

[Giannis Pappas]

Statue. It's a statue of a mayor. Like, he's Mao.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Get crumb bum Jesse down there. Like, fourth down. Thank you.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Ye.

[Chris Distefano]

These. These are the one. Yeah. This one. This one.

[Giannis Pappas]

Have you ever seen this?

[Big J Okerson]

I love. There's a statue of him. The statue of Iverson's this big.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yes.

[Chris Distefano]

Does this look like a normal Philly block to you?

[Big J Okerson]

Suburbs.

[Giannis Pappas]

He must be in the main line. So Frank Rizzo gets a little annoyed with the reporter here.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah. Just. He's had enough.

[Giannis Pappas]

He's had enough for this guy.

[Big J Okerson]

People go on Mr. Rizzle's property. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Can't go on the guy's property is.

[Big J Okerson]

What cameraman Meyer saw through the lens of the hidden 19 camera that morning. Not much happened for about three hours.

[Giannis Pappas]

Well, you know, in his defense, your cap. You're camped out outside the guy's property. You get a little annoyed.

[Chris Distefano]

I would get pissed off, too.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Comes out and walk his dog.

[Big J Okerson]

What was the guy. I don't think that was his cabinet at all. That's the guy who shot himself on live tv.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, yeah, that. Remember that? Was that a Philly guy?

[Big J Okerson]

He was like the Philadelphia treasurer or something. It was something crazy.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Have you ever seen that?

[Giannis Pappas]

No.

[Chris Distefano]

That guy blew his brains out.

[Big J Okerson]

They really. It's almost never censored, by the way. When you see it.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, you can totally see it. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, I remember that video. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He starts, everybody, get away. He's like, get away?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, get away.

[Big J Okerson]

First he tells people they're gonna leave. He goes, don't leave. You're gonna want to see this. And then he starts telling people to get away so they don't get hurt. And.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Blows his brains out on tv and just. It's so real.

[Chris Distefano]

Hey, Jess, can you just play. Because I love the part when he.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, just let it go. It's about to happen.

[Big J Okerson]

Over this official Philadelphia police press pass in order to clearly identify himself to everybody on the scene. And also remember, as Frank Rizzo is not a member of the Philadelphia Police. Like a. And this is supposed to be an official Tom Landry.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Here we go.

[Chris Distefano]

Here we go. All right. Look at this.

[Big J Okerson]

Wait a minute.

[Chris Distefano]

Let him.

[Big J Okerson]

My damn primes. That's enough. We want to know who you are.

[Chris Distefano]

Who are you, sir?

[Big J Okerson]

Identification. Come on out. Like Mayor Joey Diaz.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Come out holding your hands up like that. You'll get.

[Chris Distefano]

You'll get.

[Big J Okerson]

You'll get in trouble.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You want to know who you are and what you're doing up here.

[Chris Distefano]

It's crazy to have a mayor in your face like that.

[Giannis Pappas]

Look, he's still jacked, too. He's still a big guy with his.

[Big J Okerson]

With his, like, members, the detail of, like, cops with him.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

A lot easier to stop and tell us you're here.

[Chris Distefano]

We don't know.

[Big J Okerson]

He's saying you have a dog in here.

[Chris Distefano]

Right?

[Giannis Pappas]

Dog?

[Big J Okerson]

We could have shot you or something. We don't know. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Frank, Rizzo just attacked. Good.

[Big J Okerson]

Turn that off. It's on.

[Chris Distefano]

It's on.

[Big J Okerson]

It's still on.

[Chris Distefano]

Still on.

[Big J Okerson]

Let me tell you something. What a better time.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I wish our mayors did this.

[Big J Okerson]

I just can't understand. It's all right. Get out of here. You want another pop? Give me another pop. Eh?

[Chris Distefano]

I mean, yeah. The crumb bum. When did you say crumb bum? That was classic.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, that was another time he was getting followed. You have to. Hey, you pulled it up. Crumb gum. And this is what came up. Yeah. It happened on this day. Maybe later in the video.

[Chris Distefano]

Maybe later in the video.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just scroll. Just scroll with your. No, scroll on the timeline.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. There we go.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah. Hit it right there. Yeah. This. Yeah, that's where.

[Big J Okerson]

Look, creep. Get out of here. How could you justify your actions at our cameras last Monday in front of your house? You're a creep. Remember? The best is creepy. It's definitely. He knows he's on tv.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He knows they're gonna air this.

[Giannis Pappas]

He doesn't care.

[Big J Okerson]

That's 3 is 3's NBC about hiding behind anything. Dude, there's a gang of you here. There's enough of you here by myself. I'll take you physically get away from me. Well, sir, I'm on the third street. I should be. I should be authorized to be here. That break it over your head from me. You crumb.

[Chris Distefano]

You crumb.

[Big J Okerson]

Challenge. Except I'll put my dog away and I'll come back and you got 1, 2, 3. And I'll do it alone with you in that back of that fence. Just the three of us. It's such great talk because show you what kind any two guys are going to beat the out of Franklin. He's an older man. It's like, you know, I get it but like there's no way. I'm sure the guy a guy was holding that 1980 camera individually beat the out of Frankfurt. I love. He still thinks he can spirit.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Still thinks he can. I bet it still looks scary though when he. When he gives you like a. Yeah. Base of the chin. Like he's gonna give you a pop.

[Chris Distefano]

Dude that's.

[Big J Okerson]

He's got thick fingers like for sure.

[Chris Distefano]

But honestly, I think if somebody came out politically today and acted that way, the people would love it. They would rally around it. You don't think so?

[Big J Okerson]

I mean there's a faction that. Where the problem is like the. The flack for it would be too much. This guy never saw any of his flack.

[Chris Distefano]

He didn't know what going viral was.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. There was no such thing. So he would just say whatever he wanted and people were like probably afraid of him.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

I mean just back then.

[Chris Distefano]

I mean Frank Rizzo, man, he was term.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's funny because Philly had him probably at the same time that we had.

[Chris Distefano]

Ed Cox who everyone thought was gay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Which he was gay.

[Chris Distefano]

He was. Right. Is that a fact?

[Giannis Pappas]

That closeted homosexual. I mean he wasn't. He wasn't closeted in that he was hiding it from himself. Like he just. It was just. He was always like he had no wife or anything. He talked like I met Koch and like.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

He was. It was just again when you get.

[Big J Okerson]

The judge show he started spinning around all the time. So this is slimming.

[Chris Distefano]

Wasn't he the mayor? I think he really did this. He took people from a mental institution and let them loose in Central Park. Didn't he do that or is that an old wives tale.

[Big J Okerson]

Just let him go.

[Giannis Pappas]

No.

[Chris Distefano]

See, if Ed Koch actually did that, Mayor Ed Koch went to, I think it was Creedmoor or Bellevue Mental Institution, and he took them out and he let them loose in Central park one day. Yeah. Release mental patients.

[Big J Okerson]

Perfect. One mistake.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah. Ed Koch releases Now while we look.

[Giannis Pappas]

That up, let me ask you, you never had any, like, dreams of, like, moving back to Philly and moving to Radner big house.

[Big J Okerson]

When I first left. You guys are both from New York, so it's like when I first left, I think anybody you leave with, like, the. All right, let me just move here, do what I got to do, get where I got to get so I can finally come back to Philly. Like, I couldn't even imagine.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Going back to Philadelphia.

[Chris Distefano]

Never.

[Giannis Pappas]

You're in New Yorker now. You've been here a long time.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. 23, four years.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

It's like, yeah. At this point, I'm a New Yorker. Not the teams.

[Giannis Pappas]

You never really lose the home phone, though. It's always there. Right.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll pick it up quick. I. I say water.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

But there's not a time that I say it where I don't think, like, the word water is coming up. Don't say water.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, like your, your mind, your brain is saying water, but your mouth saying water.

[Big J Okerson]

So what's funny about that? What's going back is my step. Pop is the smartest person I know. He's just like book smart, speed reader, funny. Also a power lifter, which is very funny. Like, he's. His personality. He's never been of a smart person, but he just is very, very smart. And when I talk to him on the phone, they're still like, they have the accents hard. So to hear someone who I respect that much smart. And he goes, just need to get a drink of water real quick. Like, you dummy.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah. It doesn't sound.

[Big J Okerson]

That's not how you say.

[Chris Distefano]

He's talking about, like, geopolitical. He's like, so, Jay, when are you coming home? Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

When are you going to come home? Come buy the house.

[Giannis Pappas]

The problem is with Israel, Palestine. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

So funny.

[Giannis Pappas]

Because the British accent makes you feel smart even if you're saying the dumbest shit, but the Philly accent makes you sound stupid. Shane is smart shit.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Then it stretches right down to through Delaware and Maryland.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

Maryland has it too.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Jenna know that when I watched the Wire, I thought I was like, oh, maybe it's like they're gonna make. This character was like, Philly transport They go, no, they have the same accent.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, it's like Atlantic kind of. What. Where does it come from? I wonder how it evolved in that.

[Big J Okerson]

Because it's unique, not attractive. Well, but I heard as bad as Boston and ugly.

[Chris Distefano]

But the, But I heard, I think, think it's, I think it's Philadelphia or Boston, which I know is a big. I got to know which one it is. But that whichever one is the closest to what the, like George Washington sounded like. Like that accent.

[Giannis Pappas]

That is true.

[Chris Distefano]

I forgot which one it is. It's either Boston or Phillies. What? They think they sounded like Franklin and, and Lincoln. Not Lincoln. Franklin.

[Big J Okerson]

And I'm gonna say it's definitely Boston. But it could be either one.

[Chris Distefano]

It could be either one. I, I, that's, you forgot.

[Big J Okerson]

And there are two local dumb people's interpretations of that. That's why they sound bad.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, they, that is, that would be.

[Giannis Pappas]

Really funny to hear that speech coming out of George Washington's mouth. And he just sounds like an Eagles fan.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah. Or, or Boss Tony would be funny too.

[Big J Okerson]

Kurt Metzger wanted to make a show years ago called Young Ben Franklin, where I play young. Because he's like, ben Franklin's got a crazy history of a wild motherfucker. And he was like, just do a young Ben Franklin with exactly the accent and everything. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna Dead Kate, Liberty Bell today. Down statues.

[Chris Distefano]

I mean, they say Benjamin Franklin. Like, they literally. Historians kind of all agree on this, that that's why he was able to get France to join the war, because he was having sex with like four or five of the king's mistresses. And so he knew they had an ear to the king. So he was hooking up with all because he was a bonafide celebrity in his day. It wasn't like a lot of these guys are famous after the fact. He was famous during his life. And so they were saying that he was able to get like whoever the king's top mistress was. He was having sex with her. And he said, you know, get to the king's ear, tell him that he's got to join our war. And, and, and that's what he did.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Huh.

[Chris Distefano]

Seriously, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

It was a funny thing of. Picture him like being like, slob, like four girls lying asleep in a bed. He's got like an open robe with like the key in. The girls sleep up. I gotta figure something out real quick.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I'll come back in when I need a top off. Yeah, dude.

[Chris Distefano]

He would be like, he would write letters and Say, like, you know, his autobiographers said, like, how much he loved his wife and kids, but then he just would go eight, nine years without seeing them. Because he was just in France. Yeah, he just wouldn't see them. Yeah, it wasn't even there when his wife died. His wife died. He came home like six months later.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He goes, sorry, I'm trying to swim out of all this foreign.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, he, like, when he went to.

[Chris Distefano]

He lived there. No, dude, he did not. When he left Philadelphia, he did not. There was one time where he was in England, did not come back to the United States or 13 colonies for like nine years.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

When like the revolution was happening, he wasn't there. He was like, I'm afraid.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I'll go our way into getting some help.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, send your Coxman over. Yeah, I used to do that with Julian McCullough. Hey, see if we can get to the front of this line. There's a pretty girl up there. Yeah, go handsome guy or.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, go handsome guy. Yeah, yeah, you need a guy like that around.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah. Julian.

[Big J Okerson]

Ben Franklin, by all. By all drawings of him. Certainly does not look like a good looking guy, but it's almost like that. Like the hedgehog. Yeah, like Ron Jeremy. He had that confidence, though. Yeah, I've met guys like that in several markets around the world. There's Florida. There's always a guy like that. A big fatso who just has young hot chicks around. He keeps them coked up.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah. Or a big dick. I mean, look, Ron Jeremy just had a dick on him and he could.

[Chris Distefano]

Count down his come.

[Big J Okerson]

Could you imagine a guy that can. It kills everything because you're like, oh, well, maybe my dick isn't enormous because I'm fat. And you're like, now fat's not going to make a difference.

[Chris Distefano]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Ron Jeremy got morbidly obese. That dick always hung 12. True.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Yeah. So it's not your theory.

[Big J Okerson]

It didn't matter.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Maybe you had to give a little more bass pullback.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

To get that last inch. But I mean, come on.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's true. Because. Yeah. There's always you always thinking about, if I just lose 10 pounds, it'll grow an inch.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I know. Bobby keeps tell me. He goes, dude, my dick's so much bigger than I lost. We go, is it much?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

You're in your mid-50s. Your dick's bigger.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Wait, how does that turns out there was so much more in there.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

I mean, that's not even a real thing. I mean, What? So how does that even work? You lose weight here and it goes in your dick, Dude.

[Big J Okerson]

I. The only.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's just. You can see it better. It's the illusion of it.

[Big J Okerson]

The only, like, cosmetic surgery thing I've ever got, like, we call it consultation on, was. I was like. When I started losing weight, I was like, I wonder if I should get liposuction on that right about around my dick area. It will make it look better, certainly when it's soft. And I go. It just seems like a weird place that I don't even know how I could attack losing weight there, Right. And I never went back because I went to the guy first. You gotta get so many forms that they're, like, telling you, like, hey, just. If you die during anesthesia, like, whatever. Yeah, Sign this.

[Chris Distefano]

Can't sue us.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Just. You're probably gonna die during anesthesia. So that scared me right away. But then the girl takes me to the back room. The doctor comes in. I mean, so cold about everything, where he's just like, all right, so what you're looking to do here, he goes, let me see. He goes, drop your pants from real quick. And you're like, first of all, it's awful. Not prepared for that at all.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. The hot chick still.

[Big J Okerson]

And you still. No, no, no. Thank God.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

But even with the doctor, you want to chop up a little bit.

[Big J Okerson]

I do. I wanted a man to also think it was nice.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

So you don't want anyone because, listen, all he's gonna do is go out there and tell that nurse, like, whatever it is, it's gonna be. I mean, I think she. I think I already had the humiliation of, like, on the paperwork, like, writing. It's like, whatever. It's like, you know, pelvic, whatever, liposuction just.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's called the make my dick look bigger surgery.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it might as well. But when the guy goes, drop your pants. And I'm like, okay, so I dropped it. And he goes, come over here in front of the mirror, which is already another night. And you're like, oh. And I'm like, okay. I'm standing there, and it just. His thing, like, if this is my dick. He goes, okay, Every this close now. Here's how it looks now. And. And he takes his hands around my dick, and he just pushes back, and he goes, and here's how it will look after. And I went, okay, okay, let's breath on your dick. He's like, it only. He's like, it costs this much. Everything. I'm Like, I'm already in my mind. I'm like, I will never be back here. I can't get through this. Just the way it was. So gentle. He's like. And it will look like that.

[Chris Distefano]

Thank you, sir.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you. That looks fantastic.

[Giannis Pappas]

I like that. He just took some of the fat and just pushed it.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Your dick just hung out. Yeah, just.

[Big J Okerson]

I just go right before the balls and above the dick. You just push back. Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah, I've done that myself.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Did look a little sweeter, though.

[Big J Okerson]

No, it did look sweet, but I didn't get it done.

[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

That's what these look like.

[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

Those are the colors right there.

[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, I know.

[Chris Distefano]

I remember like one of your old bits I saw on tv. Maybe it was like white boys and her something. You had a bit where you were just like something about I forgot the pro, I forgot the punch on. But it was like I that you kind of have like just a sad looking dick. Yeah, yeah, it's kind of just sad. It was a good bit. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

I got one of those Dicks. I got one of those dicks that, like, sticks to my jeans shorts. And like, I gotta, like, let it breathe a little bit. It's like wine. I gotta let it get some oxygen. Sort of. Tell you what, Revitalize every once in.

[Big J Okerson]

A while when I take like a Viagra or something like that or Cialis, just because. Why not sure. When I take those. What's. It's not so much like, I don't have, like, boner issues ever. So it's not really. That's the thing is that for the next two or three days, though, the dangle is sweet.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

People would know. Yeah. Yeah. You walk around your underwear, you're like, what's going on here? Christine, my girlfriend are gonna be like. I was like, are you hard? I'm like, it's not even.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Crazy.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I think that's what it's always supposed to be.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. It's amazing.

[Giannis Pappas]

Wow. So you get a good post boner dangle.

[Big J Okerson]

Never realized that for a couple days.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You're. I think it's because the. It's so ready to go.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

That like the slightest, like, graze of like, be underwear or sweatpants or anything, like, get it ready to go. So it's always like half.

[Chris Distefano]

Does it hurt? Like, do you get boners for so long if they won't go down or. That's not how it works.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. I mean, I'm. They say that's a terrifying thing that could happen, but I've never had that. Doesn't take it very often.

[Chris Distefano]

Doesn't happen with bluechew. Use that promo code. Hyenas, dude.

[Big J Okerson]

I was about to say, it does not have a blue cho.

[Chris Distefano]

Blue Cho. Gray.

[Giannis Pappas]

That is underserved, under known about benefit that they could really.

[Big J Okerson]

It's the hang market. They should mark. I don't know. Listen, maybe it's not a guarantee. So it's not why they won't market that way, but that's what I've always.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, like, if you're one of those guys, like. Like, you know, you're 24 years old, you're like, I saw a bad bunny. He's got a big Calvin Klein head right there. Here on Houston street, it's like, take a Viagra, take a Cialis, take a blue Chew just to get pumped a little bit for the shoot. Not hard, just. Just nice and soft, but pumped.

[Big J Okerson]

Absolutely.

[Chris Distefano]

It's like putting creatine in your dick.

[Big J Okerson]

It's the. It's the only time that I would comfortably ever pull my dick out. Soft right before anything, I'm more. I said, because even, like, the times I've taken it before, you know, I think something's happening tonight, and then it doesn't. And then you're like, yeah, just enjoy this guy for the next couple days.

[Chris Distefano]

Like, two months ago, Jazz, my girl, she. She literally, you know, it was fine. We've, you know, been together 10 years, and I'm. I came out of the shower, whatever, you know, I'm just. Towel. She's in there brushing her teeth, whatever, and she's just looking at my dick in the mirror. She goes, I never notice your soft penis doesn't go past your balls. She said that to me, and I was like, yeah. She was like, oh, no. Like, when it's hard, it's good. She's like, but I just never noticed. It doesn't act like your balls are longer. I was like, yeah, go yourself, especially get older.

[Big J Okerson]

I say the age starts grabbing your.

[Giannis Pappas]

Balls, starts pulling you down.

[Big J Okerson]

However, a heavy set of balls also will make your dick look a little bigger.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's true.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. What I would do is I, I. I would. If I got that dangle, that post. That post boner dangle, I would want to make up for all those times that I wanted to take it out impressively.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

In those days where it had to dangle.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

So I just try to create situations where I may have to take it out.

[Chris Distefano]

Take it out, pull it out.

[Big J Okerson]

I think it'll still be good the next morning.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Pop out of the shower. He goes, hey, do we have a. Can you have me a bar of soap?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

What's going on?

[Big J Okerson]

He goes, nothing. That's how it is off, dog.

[Giannis Pappas]

Come on, Podcast. I just. I take. I just readjust my pants by taking them off for a second.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Let the flop.

[Chris Distefano]

Let the flop hit it out. Like, I'm good, guys. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I just. I.

[Giannis Pappas]

Life could have been better if I had more of an oppressive dick. I think it really does have something to do with your psychology.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, the scary thing is when you're happy where you're at in life in any way, when you get to, like, a. At least a comfort point where you're like, this is good. I wouldn't want of anything to fucking change that trajectory. If I was just. If I had a dick that could have just been pulled out and garner you getting pussy from debt. I mean, that I've seen happen with Kevin Hart, specifically.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He was like, pull it out. And we're like, God damn.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. I'll go.

[Giannis Pappas]

He's got. Kevin Hart's got a big dick monster.

[Big J Okerson]

Especially on a five foot three body.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And when we would do like shows together and hang out after the shows and like talk to girls or pull girls and how fast he would be like, jay, dare me to pull my dick out. I go, okay, Kevin, I dare you to pull your dick out. He'd pull this out and, you know, be three black women in the room going, ooh. And they'd be like, jay, I dare you to pull your dick out. And I was like, you're nuts. Nope.

[Chris Distefano]

No. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

No. It was my job. I was the entertain the two fat friends.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Who look like, I mean, sanitation workers. These two chicks.

[Chris Distefano]

Right. They're the same jean shorts you are.

[Big J Okerson]

The Matrix just came out on hbo. Was out of the theaters how long ago? This was Matrix one. And I remember Kevin went in the bathroom with this girl and you could just hear the work of a 10 inch penis.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Doing what it does.

[Chris Distefano]

Sure.

[Big J Okerson]

And I got these girls out there who have, I mean, two women, their hair and cornrows. But cumulative between two girls, 10 cornrows. Just these big thickies. Like, they're like the Godfather, the old wrestler in. In wwe. But they were like. Yeah. I just remember like Matrix came on. Which. It's funny because at the time, what I used to complain about was like, Matrix was so. Made a lot of stupid people feel smart. So. So sick of everybody doing like the. It makes you think a lot.

[Chris Distefano]

Makes you think.

[Big J Okerson]

It makes you think. I'm like, like, no, no, it doesn't. It's just. It's a good movie though.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And I remember those two girls came in like, they kind of had like a. What are we gonna do on it? They're definitely getting horny hearing their friend get drilled.

[Chris Distefano]

Sure.

[Big J Okerson]

Loud. And I go, matrix Ago. Have you guys seen this? It really makes you think, like, this is kind of. So they were just watching Matrix? Loud.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Did they show. Ever show any interest, like they wanted to hook up with you or.

[Big J Okerson]

No. Like, oh, it would have had like, just the energy in the room.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

It would have happened. But I was just like. And by the way, I wasn't above banging two big fat women.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

It wasn't about that certainly at the time either. I was like, I'll take what's coming.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

You didn't want them.

[Big J Okerson]

It was that, like, I was like. After they just saw his. Like, yeah, come on.

[Chris Distefano]

It's bad.

[Big J Okerson]

Me and Kareem Green had a couple stories of hooking up with chicks. Together where it was like, come on, man, don't make me go first.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Oh, Kareem Green, great comic. Has to have an absolute missile, right?

[Big J Okerson]

I don't even know if his was necessarily that, like. I don't remember being like that crazy big.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Other than it was just black and better, right?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Well, Wilson Vince was famous for pulling out his dick pic. Sometimes sitting there at the Comedy Cellar, he'll just pull it out and you're like, that's gotta be Photoshopped. But he's been pulling that out since 2007.

[Big J Okerson]

I used to talk about it on stage all the time. It was like I said, when someone, a woman described it in the audience saw it. Cause we asked him, I go, do you want to see the picture? I'll show it to you if you want to see it. It was a lady and her mom and they were like, oh, my God, it's like a. Like a tripod. I was like, do you understand what she's saying? That if you fell forward, your own penis would save you from bashing your nose into the ground.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. It's just.

[Giannis Pappas]

I got a funny Kareem Green story. You were there in Montreal. Remember Nate and Kareem Green. We were there. Cream Green was the black guy.

[Big J Okerson]

I thought that was too Ray. Wasn't that too. Oh, that's too Ray also. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Just confused. Yeah, you just.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Dude, we better get back to the.

[Giannis Pappas]

History of Philadelphia mayors. Yeah, they're too easy.

[Big J Okerson]

Never seen 2 Ray's dick. I'm sure.

[Chris Distefano]

Gotta be huge.

[Giannis Pappas]

Dude, I tall really confused two black people, but those are two guys easily confused. Yeah, they look similar, but Two Ray.

[Chris Distefano]

Philly comic, great comic, man.

[Big J Okerson]

We were first mentor, I'd say. Really? The guy kind of pulled me and Kevin and. And Metzger and kind of showed us like at least a black circuit.

[Chris Distefano]

He's awesome. He was awesome. He was doing the comedy seller for a while, but then I guess just stays in Philly now.

[Giannis Pappas]

I always. You ever wonder what black people, black guys dream about? I found out. Remember the story? So I walked in, I was going to get the keys from Nate's pocket. We were staying in the same apartment in Montreal, and Toure and him came home plastered and Two Ray passed out on the bed. And I was going in your guys room. Yeah, in Nate's room. Right. I don't know where Nate was sleeping. So I walked in to get the keys because I was actually going to this girl's hotel room and I needed the keys to get back in. So I Go in there and two Ray. I guess I woke two Ray up. And he just shoots up and he pulls the ironing board closer to the bed and he puts his hands on there. He's like, yeah, yeah. So what are we talking about? Royalties on this album y' all are gonna be giving me because I, you know, we really need to market it the right way. And I went, what? And he went. And he just went.

[Big J Okerson]

Cashing checks and snapping next. Dude, that's all he dreams about.

[Giannis Pappas]

He was having a dream about having a record company deal, dude.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. With royalty.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, I swear to God.

[Chris Distefano]

That's exactly.

[Big J Okerson]

Now I want some points in the back end, you see?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

He pulled the ironing board.

[Big J Okerson]

He put his hand. Boardroom meeting.

[Chris Distefano]

That's great.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Okay. I'll take less up front.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

For more points in the back.

[Giannis Pappas]

True story. I mean, that's what he must have been dreaming about, was getting a record deal. I mean, dude, it's funny because he's in comedy, but, you know, black kid, I think it's just a dream, like, to just get that deal.

[Chris Distefano]

Record deal. Or get drafted in the NFL. Yeah, that's what you want.

[Giannis Pappas]

Or NBA or.

[Big J Okerson]

That's why black comics keep making albums instead of specials. Because they want to get a record deal. They want to see their album drops. Yeah. Dropped because. But no one's doing that anymore.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, they're like, really loved your. Really loved your comedy album. Well, yeah. Yeah, but what about. Have you checked out my. You checked out my music? Checked out my mixtape?

[Big J Okerson]

There's a club in the Bronx now. I want to say that, like. Or Harlem. I think it's called a comedy in Harlem or something that's like, everyone's doing albums there. I keep seeing the thing. It's like, yo, come catch a. You know, Sleepy Floyd. Come do his new album recording goes. Album.

[Giannis Pappas]

Album. Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Just throw up two cameras and call it a special.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

But it's funny because they love it so much. Like, even when guys get successful in something else, they'll put out an album, dude. Kawhi Leonard, the basketball player, the quietest guy. He put out a rap album.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Guys would just put out an album.

[Big J Okerson]

I've said a thousand words. Or I've had a thousand words back and forth between me and Tiffany Haddish, 990 of them were about her music.

[Giannis Pappas]

Dude, think about it. We had.

[Chris Distefano]

That's a good point.

[Giannis Pappas]

We just had it. I'm just blanking.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, Pac Man Jones.

[Giannis Pappas]

Pac Man Jones got an album. He was like. But he Was like, really? Yeah, yeah. I don't want to talk about football and all that. Blah, blah, blah, blah. He's like. And then he made us listen to.

[Chris Distefano]

His music, and he was like, see, he was more than rap. He was actually singing vocals. Pac Man Jones. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

And he was like.

[Chris Distefano]

And I was like, you have cte. He was like, nah. And then he was like, listen to me sing. It was like, most off. Well, actually, no, his music wasn't terrible.

[Giannis Pappas]

It was pretty bad. Yeah, it was terrible.

[Chris Distefano]

Cte.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, it was pretty bad. It was pretty bad.

[Big J Okerson]

But remember Iverson did that?

[Chris Distefano]

Sure.

[Big J Okerson]

Kobe Bryant met his wife on the set of his music video.

[Chris Distefano]

They all.

[Big J Okerson]

And none of them are great. No, they try. Dame Lud. I said, but you have to respect the ego because, like, again, it's something. Derosa has this to some degree, which I'm always impressed by.

[Giannis Pappas]

Well, he's 10. Ethiopia.

[Big J Okerson]

Several.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, he's got several.

[Big J Okerson]

Several albums. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's like. But I mean, like, Joe, it's more. It's not so much about putting out the music. You want to put it out and go out there and act like it's not happening.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Joe, like, he's promoting it all, and it's like, come check it out. He'll have comics come to the show. And it's so, like, disarming that you don't make fun of it the way we should.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Just for having a passion of music at all. Like, we just thought. Because no one knows what to do about it. But, I mean, performing like that. So Dame Lillard, when they had him at the. At the All Star game, I guess, go out there and do your. Do your raps. I'm like, there's actual rappers in that audience that gotta be like.

[Chris Distefano]

Like, yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

He just went out there full confident, like, doing it. It's pretty nuts, but yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, that's what. At the end of the day, it's just about the confidence to do it. Like when I saw. When I saw Derosa, when we did the. The Comedy jam.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

And we did it. And, you know, he went up and was like a legit rock star up there. So I get your point. Like, we were all waiting. Soda was there. We were waiting to destroy him when he came back to the green. But we just started giving him high fives.

[Big J Okerson]

Couldn't help it.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Because he was, like, passionate.

[Big J Okerson]

I love doing the Comedy Jam because it's a chance to, like, like, really do it, but just for that five minutes. Yeah, dude. I mean, it's not. Like, after I get off the comedy jam, I'm like, I should start a band. I'm like, nah, it's very fun to do. But, like, you gotta, like, check out of it. It's too earnest.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

You have to be serious. You can't smile and sing.

[Big J Okerson]

I used to have a thing on stage, like, pointing, just about just going, like, I can't. Like, I know how to, like, call anybody in my field and go like, hey, is this funny? Like, blah, blah, blah. You know, it goes. But to call someone, like, Patrick Swayze, you had to call somebody and be like, hey, is this any good, dude? She's like the wind through my trees. And you have your friends got to go. It's beautiful, man.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

We still live in a world where I feel like you can come back. Goes, hey, is this a good lyric?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, it's funny.

[Big J Okerson]

Does it show you how deeply I love my lady?

[Chris Distefano]

I had a cousin who was, like, wanted to sing. Like, she was a singer, and I thought she was good because it's family. She's confident. I was like. And she was like, can you please get this to Sway? Like. Because I knew Sway as I said, all right. Because I genuinely thought. I was like, this is good. She's got a good voice. And then I. I said, yo, Sway, I got a cousin. He's like, all right, man, I'll take a listen. And I texted it to him, and he called me five minutes later. He goes, don't ever waste my time with that again. He was like, she's awful. And I was like, what? He was like, it's awful. And then he knew, like, everything. How we would know, like, a comedian, like, my mom will tell me, like, oh, did you see so and so? They're so funny. And like, mom, that's awful.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

He knew it like that with the music. He was like, she's offbeat. She doesn't know what the hell she's doing. She's stealing half her musical tone from, like, Beyonce. So he was like, this is. And she's also 38 years old.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's the tough part. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

None of it works.

[Big J Okerson]

Also, let's say all that was working.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Also because they could totally take not too talented.

[Big J Okerson]

Sure.

[Giannis Pappas]

If they're young and hot, they could fix that.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, now I would say I was. I watched some of the coachella stuff on YouTube and, like, hip hop at this point. Like, it's like, no one's, like, performing live. Like, it's. It's. They Play the CD version over, like the PA system. And then they say like every fifth or sixth. But they're not even like pretending they're not lip syncing. They're like, they're just letting it play and like half like dancing and then say like every fifth word or something. It's very. I'm like, man, what a grift. Almost.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's almost like DJing. Yeah, exactly. It's like professional wrestling. When everyone kind of thought it was real. Like now I guess singers are just going, hey, man, this is. Has always been fake. Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, no, someone does it. It's like crazy.

[Chris Distefano]

Well, now it's more about like Benson Boone stuck out.

[Big J Okerson]

Because I was going to say. I was going to say him particularly, I was going to say I just watched this thing from Coachell. I'm like, this guy.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Goes for and can sing amazingly.

[Chris Distefano]

Dude, I need the backflips. And me and Jazz, we saw him live at the Brooklyn Paramount. Our daughter's a huge, huge fan. And he was doing the backflip. Great, great live. Like, truly great. Met my daughter. My daughter, it's funny too. Like, my daughter met him and it's like you realize, like, that's all she ever wanted because now she doesn't listen to him as much anymore. She's like, oh, I already met him. Who, right? And so. But she, but she. When he's doing these backflips, me and Jazz both said, you know, there's going to be one day where that's the last backflip because he's going to blow his knee out. Like there's no way to get that. That kind of air because he's doing it in like high heel.

[Big J Okerson]

I hope it's like a half. I hope it's a half. Twist each. Shit. Like he's like. Like he just realized he's not making it around the whole time. He's hip. If you get the audio of his thing. Goes just beautiful. Beautiful. Just now right away goes down. Yeah. Came off wrong. Came off wrong.

[Giannis Pappas]

Or if it's just like a Sigmund and Freud type like tragedy where he just goes like his legs backwards.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Break.

[Chris Distefano]

He's still trying to sing.

[Big J Okerson]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Chris Distefano]

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[Giannis Pappas]

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[Big J Okerson]

Yeah. And Coachella. He did it.

[Chris Distefano]

Like it's crazy.

[Big J Okerson]

Onto the floor from the stage.

[Chris Distefano]

Dude. But he does it. If you look at his Instagram. I mean he's insanely talented kid. I mean he does it on bicycles. He like knows how to flip. He does on rollerblades. He does it. So this kid's just confident in the flip. Flip. But there will be one last flip.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

It's just gonna happen.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You gotta hope maybe he won't stay famous long enough for the flip.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Happen.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Like he does it at some backyard. He does it at Soldiers Fell all the way down.

[Big J Okerson]

So that's the problem with like. I mean I saw the Stones recently and they were so good still. They were really, really good. And he's still like dude, he's 80. I know.

[Chris Distefano]

30. 35 year old hot girlfriend or 25 year old hot girlfriend.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean and he just like is all over the stage and has it. It's amazing when someone who's even like 30 plus years younger when you see them lose it. I guess somebody was saying like a like a Sebastian Bach or Marilyn Manson's actually lost weight and kind of like I think that. Me too. When the fact that it went away. I think he like turned his life around stuff like yeah, he's like in shape and healthy and thin and sober.

[Giannis Pappas]

He got me tooed bad. I don't remember.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, it was a girl. It was the girl. Evan Rachel Wood accused him of like a bunch of stuff and then but she apparently. I mean from what they all say now, the girl's like. She kind of rallied up everyone he's ever been with and said, you know, hey, can you like back me up on this? And they kind of did. So it was coming from all different angles. And then all the other girls said like now that girl actually just kind of got us all like worked up and stuff. And the real tell I'd say who knows, maybe he's a deplorable, terrible person. But I will say that he. Whatchamacallit a stone. Lost my train of thought from that laugh.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. What are they doing out there?

[Big J Okerson]

Oh no. Rose McGowan.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Was his ex girlfriend.

[Giannis Pappas]

She really went.

[Big J Okerson]

She said she not only she not go after him she came out and goes, I support any women saying something happened to him because I have no. No experience. I got with him, and I'm like, that'd be the one you would put cigarettes on and. Yeah, yeah, do it. And if you're going to do it in her time.

[Giannis Pappas]

So he's back now. Looking good.

[Big J Okerson]

He does look good. Yeah, yeah. But, like, yeah, that came down him really hard guard. Yeah, for a minute. Like, he had. He had to disappear for a minute.

[Chris Distefano]

Kevin Spacey, too. Like, people don't realize that Kevin Spacey just legally beat all the charges. They were like, all these.

[Giannis Pappas]

Few of them die. A few people died.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. But. But the ones that actually went to court. I'm just saying, like, if we live by the law, the law said there's nothing here.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah. I have to. I watched that documentary. You gotta have to remember, like, what he did, like, the. The nefarious things he actually did. Because his initial, like. Like that documentary, that thing, all that stuck with me from. That was the guy who was like, yeah, I was, like, hanging out with him a bunch, and then he tried to kiss me, and I was like, whoa, whoa. Like, I'm not gay. And, like, you know, I got him on, kind of away from me, and. And then I ignored him, didn't talk to him for a while. Then I wrote a script, and I was like, oh, you know, it'd be a great producer for this. The one celebrity I know, you know? So he goes. And I figure, I guess that's what you got to do, is you have to, like. Like, do something gay with a guy to get far ahead in Hollywood. So he went on a date with him, gave him the script, and blew him in the car. And then he's like, his genuine argument. He's going, hey, the guy doesn't even look at the script. You thought just because you blew him, he was gonna, like, build. That's. That's crazy.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

So I was like, for that right there. I'm like, that's a railroading right there. Why are you even on this documentary?

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

You believe you blow. A guy doesn't even look at your script. Did he say he was gonna produce it if you blew? I'm like, no, I thought that's what Hollywood.

[Giannis Pappas]

I just thought that's how it worked.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, dude. I met him. I met him, like, right before the Me Too stuff. Me and Jazz actually went down. I had to hosted something in D.C. that he was like, him and Cal Ripken. And I got to be honest, even Jazz was Like, I love this guy. He was so awesome and fun and funny and, like, was definitely being, like, gayish with me in front of Jasmine. But Jasmine was always like, he wasn't trying to hide anything. He was just being like, yeah, you know, like, touching me and whatever. And it was fun because he was just, like, the talk of the town, the talk of the party. Him and Cal Ripken were making some of the craziest, like, you know, like, those old man, like, racist jokes in public. You know, like, it was just a different time. It was like 2015 before Trump got in, where it was like, we always. Me and Jazz always think about, like, how that was, like, one of the last moments, remember, where it was like. Like, it was. Everybody was just being themselves.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. It's not me, too. And it's two guys involved. It's like, fellas, work it out.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

About this. This. When they kept making those. Woodstock 99, they had those two documentaries came out. I forget which one it was, but one of them made the moment of DMX doing My N Words at Woodstock. And everybody's singing along and, like, going for. And they're making that now. Like, they're like, look at everybody just saying the word willy nilly, not giving a. I go, I didn't go to Woodstock, but I'm like, the energy of just the nine. I remember the 90s very well. That was like, you know, all of my, like, high school and like that. So I was like, I don't know. I thought it was a much better time, race relations, because no one thought about it.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

I'm saying everyone made jokes and whatever and all the stereotypes and everything, but our group of friends was three black dudes, two Italian kids. No one ever thought about it.

[Chris Distefano]

You didn't think about it at all?

[Giannis Pappas]

No.

[Big J Okerson]

Now it's always only thought about it. Seems like, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Which is weird. That's weird because it's ironic. They're like, oh, we're gonna fix it by thinking about it. But then you're going like, well, everyone's just thinking about it now.

[Chris Distefano]

There's no incentive for the media. Why would they get rid of racism? That's. That's how they get supercharged views and get talking points. If you said, hey, if people came out, CNN or whatever came out, I was like, racism isn't as bad as we thought. Their numbers would plummet even more.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, but I mean, the thing is, like, DMX wasn't. Every time it was happening, when he was putting the microphone, he wasn't going like, oh, no, no.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I can't believe they're doing it. He was, like, so into them doing it.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, it was awesome.

[Big J Okerson]

Now, it's funny when you get people who know what they're. What they're gonna be upset about, though, because when I went to go see a couple months back, I saw Ghostface and raekwon at Terminal 5.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

And Ghostface just full in words, the songs. Raekwon says ninjas every song. Because the audience is 80% white.

[Giannis Pappas]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

For a Wu Tang show at this point. And so he just knows, like, instead of getting upset if the audience is singing it back, he just leads them in a different way.

[Chris Distefano]

But he's always got one guy yelling the N word. For real.

[Big J Okerson]

No doubt, no doubt. There's always one guy going, like, it's not how it goes.

[Chris Distefano]

I'm about to be inauthentic.

[Big J Okerson]

Album quality or nothing.

[Giannis Pappas]

At some point, I think the black community's got to say, all right, we love the word with the A at it. We use it a lot. We're going to create two words, and then they're going to have to start slowly with the whites and start giving certain whites the ability to say the A1 and see how it goes.

[Chris Distefano]

Legalize it.

[Giannis Pappas]

Just see how it goes.

[Big J Okerson]

Saying the ER sound like a robot.

[Giannis Pappas]

But it's two words. Like, the ER is off the term, but let's see how the. Nice. The A1.

[Big J Okerson]

It's like testing drone deliveries.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, let's get him out there, see how he does.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah, it's testing the products.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, let's do with it.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, Several key cities. Yeah, we're just releasing a few out.

[Giannis Pappas]

Just gonna let. Yeah, we're gonna put it out. You know, we're gonna start in Chantilly, Virginia, and see how. What the whites do with it.

[Big J Okerson]

We quoted you, Giannis, on something the other day that. That was one of my favorite conversations in Montreal about when you got there, we saw each other in, like, that cross street right there. And you were. And we were both just going like, yo, the home was here that particular year, too. It was like, if you walked out of the hotel, you were almost surrounded by them asking for.

[Chris Distefano]

In Montreal.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, they were. They were really went at you.

[Big J Okerson]

And I was like, yo, it's actually making me not want to be here. How. Would never want to leave the hotel. How bad is on these streets? And, you know, I was like, yeah, I know. At least in New York, like, once a year, we set one on fire. So they know what's up. They keep them in line. They don't corral. They don't corral you in groups of 10. Because he goes, you might have to set one on fire.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, you set one on fire. The word spreads and it creates sort.

[Big J Okerson]

Of like a boat. Hey, just, you know, these people you think you're bullying out of money, one of them might say, you on fire. No. Is that happening? I heard it happen to a guy.

[Chris Distefano]

It happened a guy in St. Catholic.

[Giannis Pappas]

So this is part two. You're releasing these, the specials. You did part one. Was that she Her?

[Big J Okerson]

No, no. So it's. It was them. They is the thing. So them was part one. They was the second.

[Giannis Pappas]

Nice. That's. I like that. So the first one's them. The second one's they.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

And this. It's doing real well. It's like half a million already.

[Big J Okerson]

Doing good. Yeah. In a week, we got to a half, so.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Hell, yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

The original crowd work guy.

[Big J Okerson]

Oh, thank you. I mean.

[Chris Distefano]

Here'S the thing you got.

[Giannis Pappas]

He's like the. He's like the black. He's like the black rock and roll. He's like Chuck Berry.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Giannis Pappas]

And like, all these other guys are like Elvis.

[Big J Okerson]

I find it more fun. But what it came from genuinely was like, not kind of like. Like popping, like on the road. I just couldn't get the road. The road changed, like, in my career at some point. It was like when I started going with a tail all the time. Time. He was sort of like, yeah, you come with me to these clubs. You have an hour ready to go. He goes, and then you'll start headlining. And then I'd go, call these clubs. And they go, do you sell any tickets? And you go, no, no. No one knows who I am. So they wouldn't. So I was like. I thought it was great. I mean, it was my. My job essentially, was the seller. Every night was going there. And I was going after the best joke writers. You know, I was always after a tell, pretty much. And these guys were just killing. So I just did. I just did that. Because also, like, you did crowd work. Yeah, there's a comic, and we all know who I'm talking about, but never changed their act very much. And I would see the staff.

[Giannis Pappas]

I think we all know who you're talking about.

[Big J Okerson]

We all do. Yeah. When the staff would, like, see them shitting on that or rolling their eyes and mouthing the words of his joke, he's closing with again, like, I was like, oh, no. That's like, I just don't want them. Because also, I know they're very friendly with the same guy. They're kind of like mocking while he's on stage.

[Chris Distefano]

Sure.

[Big J Okerson]

And I'm like, I don't want him doing that to me. Like, she loved me. So I just tried to do that to like, something different at the end of the night, because I was going like 2:30 in the morning.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I mean, that was also. The seller at that point was still being barked in. It was like one show going continuous. So, like, when I'd be going on at 2 o' clock in the morning, it wasn't people that were there since midnight that are still like, stoked for it. Some of them were there since nine or, you know, some people just came in.

[Chris Distefano]

Right.

[Big J Okerson]

It was like rotating constantly. So.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Because five people there.

[Chris Distefano]

Because the comedy seller now is expanded. If you know comedy, like to four clubs. There's a bunch of comedians there there. But I remember even I first got in there in like the end of 2013, and it was still. It wasn't. It was. It was multiple shows, but it was still like you were the. Still the guy. Like you close every show. Like you were just the guy who was there. The late night one closed them. And I remember Dan Soder got in a little bit before me, but before Dan Soder, you were like the, like, nobody. They weren't just like letting everybody in. It was like you guys were pretty much a process, same lineup.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, not get in on the process too. And it was like, over.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Tom McCaffrey, I remember, had a rough audition. Very funny guy. Had a rough audition.

[Giannis Pappas]

I think I had a rough audition. I just never tried again.

[Big J Okerson]

Dave Smith. Dave Smith had a rough audition.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. When I got him, Luis Gomez was in for a little bit.

[Big J Okerson]

She stopped. But, you know, she's a lunatic. I could talk about her for hours, about how awful I think she is, but she. Yeah. And then the comeback around is even, like, when people accept it, it gets me in the way. Like Nate, the fact that Nate comes in and does the cellar. I get it. I get completely why he would do it, but I'm just like, dude, you got in here before this stuff popped. And then after a month or two, she just stopped working because she was like, nah, I don't get it. It's not my thing. And it's like, no, it's more time than anything else. I just don't have really time to do it on the road every weekend. Then I'm broadcasting 13 hours and three days every week.

[Giannis Pappas]

So you're saying she, like, she didn't let him in. And then now these huge. She's, like, letting him.

[Big J Okerson]

Well, she let him in and then was like, stopped work. Just took the phase out. Like, ah, he's not really catching here. And then when he comes back in town, you know, she'll be, oh, Nate. You're like, shut the up front.

[Chris Distefano]

I know. It's. It's one of those things where, like, you know, the. The. The. That from, like, years and years and years, like at the Comedy Cellar is. It does still have. You know, people say it's just a room, and I get that, but it is still that thing where it's like, I remember, like, when you were there and you would. I remember, like. Like, I remember one time vividly. We were. I was up sitting at the table. I was brand new. You weren't closing the show. You were going, like, for some reason. I don't know why, like, maybe third or fourth. And I was closing the show. I was going on at, like, 1255, and you were just, like, annihilating. And I remember going down there and watching, and you were just doing it so chill, sitting on the stool, just ripping people apart. And I remember telling myself, like, I'm just. I'm gonna bomb. I'm gonna bomb. And I went out there and was like, you know, trying to imitate my dad and Puerto Ricans, and it was just bombing. But I remember then saying. I remember then saying to myself, oh, maybe I should do the crowd like Jay does, and then try to do that. And that bombed, and it gave me so much respect. I remember that moment. I was like, oh, now, like, just. You can't just do crow. I think sometimes people think that now because of how big crowd work has become, or they just think, oh, anybody could do it. It's like, no, no. A lot of people try to do it, and a lot of people just suck.

[Big J Okerson]

I think every excellent. I think all funny, like, comics that are funny can do it. Because I've had to give that peps talk so many times when I do the show where I have everybody do crowd work is like, now it's like, you didn't. You never. It was almost Patrice advice he gave me, kind of, like, reworded almost. But, like, you were. You were funny around your friends. That's why you decided to do comedy. And, like, you never overthought that. You just kind of were. So it was like, if you tapped into. If you tapped into that kind of level of comfort on stage, like, it would come to you, like, that fast. And you can kind of do it same way. I just did it so much. The seller was such an interesting thing because especially that stage. If I went on that stage right now, it would feel so foreign to me that I'd probably have a little, like, almost nerves to it and stuff, where at the time you're talking about, I was there. Like, I said, I was never on the road except with a tell. And I had, like, three, four clubs in the country that would, like, headline me here and there, but that was really it. So I was there seven days a week almost at the point. So that room was so comfortable to me.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Like, it was going to go if they were like, hey, can you go up in three seconds? Like, yes.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

What do you need me to do? Two hours right there?

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

Because you just know the place so much, like, inside and out. So that was super comfortable there. Yeah, it was a great place to develop it, I guess, because it makes it, like, yeah, not so scary to do, but it could definitely go haywire. That was Denver. I did the specials in which, like, bagged phones, everyone's facing forward.

[Chris Distefano]

Comedy works. Was it?

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah, it's like, set up to win.

[Chris Distefano]

It's the best that.

[Big J Okerson]

That this weekend, again, that's where they.

[Chris Distefano]

Did skanks for the memories, too. One of the best albums ever. Tell Skank. I think comedy. Comedy works. Denver, I. I think is. I mean. I mean, if it's the best or.

[Big J Okerson]

Definitely top three, it's in the conversation always for best. Because, like, just that. I love that American comedy company in San Diego. I love.

[Chris Distefano]

Good. Yeah, yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

I know some people don't like it. The owner, like, is divisive with people. I love that, too. That's a funny thing. It's a funny conversation to have. Almost is like, there's so many people. Because estie, as we say Estie, is a great example. I do the show with Bobby. We do the bonfire. Bobby Kelly. Bobby Kelly loves esti because esti loves Bob. You know what I mean? They've had this history that kind of goes. It's always, like, been that.

[Chris Distefano]

That.

[Big J Okerson]

And I fully get that. The lady who ran broad ripple.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, my God. Ruth.

[Big J Okerson]

Ruth. People were like, yo, she's a vicious, mean, terrible lady. And I've seen her be vicious and mean to her own staff and stuff. Something about me. She just likes me. So you're like, she liked me, so I think she's great. All those weird people like that.

[Giannis Pappas]

We're all each other's angels and demons. That's what it Is man and Story Wars. Great show. I love the concept. Check out Story Wars.

[Chris Distefano]

Story Warrior. I. I told. I told Lewis, man, I think like that show. I mean, not that I know, but it just feels like that's such a repeatable format. Like, obviously the best move right now is YouTube, but I could see somebody wanting to give like real money for that to put on like a network if they needed it because it's such a repeatable format, such a different kind of show. And what I love about it is being a participant on is like you, you. You forced to tell these stories that you never thought about and then you put them in your act.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Like you refine them and put them in your act so everybody wins, which is very cool.

[Big J Okerson]

Things I used to do when I was doing just crowd work and getting lost in that before Ben dc, Benny used to do like just anybody. No pressure to be funny. Just tell a story. And that was great because you have some long form stuff too. Get too pigeonholed.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Great show, story.

[Big J Okerson]

Thank you.

[Chris Distefano]

Story Wars.

[Giannis Pappas]

So go check out his special right now. It's on YouTube. See him on the road. J okerson.com Big J comedy. Big J comedy.com BigJ comedy.com, go watch they and them. Please don't misgender it like I did. Yeah, that was actually a great setup for it, though.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

See her.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Big J Okerson]

How dare you. Oh, my Gian.

[Chris Distefano]

Enjoy. All right, guys. As always, when you join patreon.com history, where all the fun happens, where all the exclusive bonus content happens, where our community is. You get your name read out on the podcast when you join. And if you make a funny name, you have a chance to win the ppw, the pseudo penis of the week, chosen by Giannis, Jesse and myself. Okay? So right now, welcome to the Patreon TT Jerry's Coffee can of Piss and nice name.

[Giannis Pappas]

Fun. Yeah. Can't disparage a family.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. What are you gonna do, though?

[Giannis Pappas]

So walked in, Nick.

[Chris Distefano]

Big Mike's hammer. Timothy Sumner, Logan Van Riper, Kemper Blundell. That FF with both legs behind his head again. Okay. Brett Hickey, Brendan Bateman. Pope Francis from the other side. Middle name Leroy, but I'm white. It goes both ways.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay.

[Chris Distefano]

Brian Lynch. Brandon Spentico. Fjord Monkey.

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, he's like a Norwegian kid. Norwegian kid, right?

[Chris Distefano]

Icelandic kid.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. I like that chicken finger.

[Chris Distefano]

Tyler Watts. The hottest place that listens to the show, probably. Oh, the hottest piece that listens to the show, probably.

[Giannis Pappas]

Send us a pick.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes, send us a pic.

[Giannis Pappas]

Are You Mongolian history hyenas, Instagram, send us a pic.

[Chris Distefano]

Rusty, Pee Wee Fuhrman.

[Giannis Pappas]

Peewee Fuhrman is a chicken finger. Yeah, I'm putting him on the list.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, wow.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Huberman, the Muzzy Nazi, adolf, Allahu Akbar.

[Giannis Pappas]

Gazian8 Put them on the list.

[Chris Distefano]

Okay, there we go.

[Giannis Pappas]

Back to back home runs.

[Chris Distefano]

Okay, here we go. The Portuguese walked into one. Yikes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, I think that one probably gets the award for the day.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Walked into one award.

[Chris Distefano]

A screwed in piece. That's another walk in the wine plank and pine. Gluey CK's leaky piece. Can't disparage though.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Friend in arms, brother honorary honor.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Brian Bauer, Ladder 14 with a tiny frank, no beans.

[Giannis Pappas]

Drexler, Strong Drexler.

[Chris Distefano]

Trisha Sims, kamala mamala kitty, Mr. Sainty, nasty Benghazi, My bussy, Trifon Monteris Leroy hit me with a city bike. Now we split rent in Astoria.

[Giannis Pappas]

Take the catapult out for the funny. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Nathan Sealy. I like when they're autobiographical. It tells the story about you.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's just very funny.

[Chris Distefano]

Very funny.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, very funny.

[Chris Distefano]

Nathan Sealy, Graham Little John Pete, Alex Barclay, Saddam's Persian side piece. 90210, Kirsten Lansing, Matthew Phelps, Amy Lewis, Jay BLAIR W. A WNBA team. WNBA teams cut the $3 bills. Jack Jones, J Bone, Titus Wu, Maddie P. When will Akash admit he's just Teemu Aziz? Okay, Frisbees to the left of me, muzzies to the right. Here I am working on my Roman solutions loot.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay. Yeah, walked it away.

[Chris Distefano]

Do that.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Gary Laporti, Nathan Black, Jamie West, David Allen. Didn't want Hot Wheels in my ass. Call it the Lincoln Tunnel.

[Giannis Pappas]

Put them on the list. Get that catapult down. Funny. Yeah, it's a probable winner right there.

[Chris Distefano]

Jacob Britain.

[Giannis Pappas]

I mean that's probably the winner right there.

[Chris Distefano]

Yanni's Dracula Spectacular.

[Giannis Pappas]

Very good. We're gonna drex for that. It's a good one though. Any of the day, unfortunately.

[Chris Distefano]

What's up? Names. Phagos. Here's to be the table.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay. The. The eunuch here to be the.

[Chris Distefano]

Oh, here to be the table.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

What's up? Names here to be the table.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, that was outside of the Great Bagos.

[Chris Distefano]

And he's for the table.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. His name was Bagos.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Bagos. Yeah. Yeah, Jimbo. Leave it to the frisbees to steal tunnel monkeys from the crab. Hey, walk into 1, 3 1. Disparaging. Can't do that. D Wang, Wigger Witz. The white trash frisbee.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yikes.

[Chris Distefano]

Walked into another one.

[Giannis Pappas]

Funny, though.

[Chris Distefano]

Brad Lightsey. Fumey kid whose anus you can fistula. Call me Louis xiv.

[Giannis Pappas]

Drexler.

[Chris Distefano]

Melania Trump side piece. Humberto. Kayla Massey. Henry Cora Leroy's washcloth.

[Giannis Pappas]

Chicken finger. Big time chicken finger.

[Chris Distefano]

Jonathan Stewart.

[Giannis Pappas]

Every Leroy's got one.

[Chris Distefano]

Yep. Taylor Tripp, Justin K. Meyer, Matthew Mitchell, Amy Jones. Atticus Micklays. Mary Jane Dershon, Katie K. Trenton, Henning Gerbils in the turd tunnel make the squeaky piece harder than von Braun's rocket.

[Giannis Pappas]

Get out the catapult.

[Chris Distefano]

He's in there.

[Giannis Pappas]

Wow. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

I mean, turd tunnel and Lincoln tunnels.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, I mean, you know, just call this list Ice because people are getting catapulted.

[Chris Distefano]

What it is Lisa Johnson, we have your reparations. Please come back.

[Giannis Pappas]

Put her on the list. Okay, so we love you another Lister. I mean, this is a good list.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Gunner Noble, Kyle Frank Rizzo's pinky ring. They call me Spider man, but I swing with my glue gun. Tim Stalz.

[Giannis Pappas]

I swing with my glue gun. Very funny.

[Chris Distefano]

No country for old squeaks. No Father Bill hot glue gun to frisbee on my head. Please get it all off. Okay, he.

[Giannis Pappas]

So he used this glue to put the frisbee on his head, which is an original Father Bill. And I'm going to direct that one because of how original it is because he. He jacked off on his head and then he put a frisbee on it. Yeah, it's tough there. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Candy in your pants. Damen D. Ethan Koticha. Jake, make no mistake, Ladder 14's chill chili cook off turned my hole into a burn victim.

[Giannis Pappas]

Funny.

[Chris Distefano]

Drexler Benjamin Guido Bono mega tent. My house because it's full of fumes. Gabe owners. Anissa Cutie with the tutti seb fuse. Ann Franken Bean's leaky roof and attic repair Teeth rotting. So when I do a fart noise, it smells like one.

[Giannis Pappas]

Put them on the list.

[Chris Distefano]

Interesting. I like when it says something about you.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, yeah, it's very funny.

[Chris Distefano]

Huge feet, squeak peaks. Rebar09. Emma Manuel Barrios woke up in the Vatican. Now I'm in Leo's glueless eunuch.

[Giannis Pappas]

Huge piece. Squeak piece gets a chicken figure. Okay, what was the one woke up in the Vatican.

[Chris Distefano]

Woke up in the Vatican. Now I'm Leo's glueless eunuch.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, good one, good one.

[Chris Distefano]

Aaron told Father Bill Belichick, slip it in CT easy. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Tried for a good one one Drexler.

[Chris Distefano]

Chicago is on top. The New Pope is an Italian beef monkey. Dre. No blue. If it ain't right, it's why the glue is always white. Okay, Mitch the half sauce monkey, half surrender monkey. That unfortunately looks muzzy. Laplante.

[Giannis Pappas]

Who's a surrender monkey? French. Probably French maybe calling them surrender monkeys if he would have just said I'm. Oh, God, that's good.

[Chris Distefano]

Surrender monkey is fun.

[Giannis Pappas]

You're just. You're getting a Drexer for that.

[Chris Distefano]

That Sean Murphy, Damon Miller, Brady Franks, Jonathan Newfield. Sarah Palin was my sexual awakening. Habis a free jet. Habius a free jet. Okay. Shooting my glue gun in Morse code. Bruce. Sheely Trump is my ppw. Chrissy D. With the glue gun. Degree. Frisbee fumigation and shower installation.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, you want to. That's a walked into one, right?

[Chris Distefano]

You didn't even see.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. You're Frisbee fumigation.

[Chris Distefano]

Yes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Read the whole thing again.

[Chris Distefano]

Slow Frisbee fumigation and shower installation. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Not good. I get it.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Curves to the left. It's what it is. Jared Lehman. Palco Garcia. Animaniac Canal. Reading the names off the. Reading the names of the Chinese gym team is making me hungry.

[Giannis Pappas]

On the list.

[Chris Distefano]

On the list. Yeah. That's what it is.

[Big J Okerson]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

It's funny.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's very funny.

[Chris Distefano]

Jeff Walsh, Eddie Garcia, Darren Brossard. The furor of fumes.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay, okay. Close.

[Chris Distefano]

Austin, Derek Colton. Place. Michael Carbone. Ryan Cohen. Brendo. Dominic Hagan. Cole Clark.

[Giannis Pappas]

Here for the content.

[Chris Distefano]

Yep. Shock show. Choctaw and Irish. So I scout my taters and I'm a bit thirsty. Okay, Sorry. Rico Suave, Cameron Williams. Leroy Ceiling Cricket.

[Giannis Pappas]

Cricket.

[Chris Distefano]

I don't get it.

[Giannis Pappas]

Leroy Ceiling Crazy. Is that a cockroach or something?

[Chris Distefano]

Maybe. Let my girl stick a finger. Now she can crack me open with her Leroy pseudo penis Trip Birding. Dan Evans. Harley and me. Jake Kyle. GLAB. 100 men versus one. Chrissy D. Yass.

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, we're. We're really catching up. This is the whole ape thing from, like, last week.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah. Good. N A. Diego Ramirez. Brandon D. Slick. Kelsey Gorsha, Anthony Uraeus. Gonad. The Ballarian.

[Giannis Pappas]

Gonad. The Bulbarian is a great Drexler.

[Chris Distefano]

Do FCFS moan during prostate exams. Turner Doom Shop. Scouts for the win. Carmelli Victoria Richie. Nathan Baxter, Zachary Duranda, Kevin Pruden, Jordan Price, Alejandro Galve, Tristan Acevedo. Cam wife. Ladder 14. I'm a failed third grade dancer. Both UCF Kyolson. Joey H. Lawrence of Alabia.

[Giannis Pappas]

Funny.

[Chris Distefano]

Nice. Still farts on my dick. Hey, can't disparage family. Kevin, Owen, Bill, Jack H. Frisbee plus Leroy's equals rap.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's a good point.

[Chris Distefano]

It's a good point.

[Giannis Pappas]

Equals rap.

[Chris Distefano]

It's true.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah, you get a chicken figure. That's very true. Put those two together, you're gonna get music. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Eric Gurney, Matt Hamilton. Haley Matt Phelps, Hyena Cackle. Jesus Torres, Brook Se. Okay, one more page. Lassie Mason. Rob P. Diddy's. P. Diddy's Lube guy. Okay. ESPN draft. Walked in one. Yeah. Jason had to name my dog Muhammad because he loves catching Frisbees.

[Giannis Pappas]

Lot of 14 that. I'm sorry, but that's going on the list. I'm sorry.

[Chris Distefano]

That's contender.

[Giannis Pappas]

I'm sorry. I know it's a walk. Contenders, but that's barely a walked into one. And it's just so funny.

[Chris Distefano]

It's just so funny. It was always there, and the kid found it.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Frisbee.

[Giannis Pappas]

This is. This is too hard.

[Chris Distefano]

Frisbee, but don't want to be dad.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's a chicken finger.

[Chris Distefano]

Dad won't talk to me.

[Giannis Pappas]

Walk in. Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Matt Simpson. Pint Butterfucker. I. I blacked out at UCF and woke up with an eight ball and pink eye.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay.

[Chris Distefano]

Please don't heckle my schmeckle. I'll pay the extra shekel. Hashtag Frisky Frisbee with the teeny peen.

[Giannis Pappas]

Oh, I. I just would have been nice as a frisky Frisbee with a teeny pin. So I'll direct. So you just edit your. Edit it a little bit.

[Chris Distefano]

Trevor Santa Cruz. William Seretta, Blind Al O Icon. Alexander Desnito. FDR Stands for fake. Okay. No good.

[Giannis Pappas]

The walked into ones are really good. Yeah, but they're also walked into ones.

[Chris Distefano]

Call the piece a Y2K ticket. The way Dick Vaney is hanging with the Bush. Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

General Vaney hanging with the bush. Great.

[Chris Distefano]

Nice finger, General. General Hines, Goodenry and Frisbee Find.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's a walked in one.

[Chris Distefano]

Yep. Yep. Kyle Van Wyck Markinator. Steven Nunez, Tyler Fear, Andrew Hendrickson, Jacob Austin Enochs Michelle Drew P. Balls.

[Giannis Pappas]

Drew P. Balls.

[Chris Distefano]

Chicken finger, Puerto Rican leroy's.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay.

[Chris Distefano]

Ladder 14's favorite Frisbee. Michael J. Martin, Gregory Palalo and Frank's ventilation installation.

[Big J Okerson]

Her.

[Giannis Pappas]

Way song. She Ain't. They're so Good.

[Chris Distefano]

Not good. Joshua Christopher Davis, Stiff Blanto. Bernie's Veins Pumping Blue. Chew on a Private Jet with AOC Puing Negroni's in Paris.

[Giannis Pappas]

Funny, funny.

[Chris Distefano]

Chicken Finger Jack Dapper. Dude, three beers. I'll show you my nuts.

[Giannis Pappas]

Drexler.

[Chris Distefano]

That one girl. Anthony Colasco. Jacob Mole. Yor Bjorklund. Lou Skunts. Fumes make my glue gun go boom. Sixto Morales. Matilda Searcher. Josh Hollandshead. Joe Greenfield. Julio Jimenez. Owen Gibb. Kyle Claxton Epstein Island Cleaving Service. Cleaning service. The Gluey Decimal system. Mexican Morpheus. Saint 25 Dragos Christian D. Nice. Oh, nice. And then last but not least, Kanye wants to fuck his cousins. Habeas corpus.

[Giannis Pappas]

Drexler on that last one.

[Chris Distefano]

Okay.

[Giannis Pappas]

Okay. We got a toughie here.

[Chris Distefano]

We got a tough one.

[Giannis Pappas]

I love reading these lists. It's so much fun.

[Chris Distefano]

Here we go. So had to name my dog Muhammad because he loves catching frisbees.

[Giannis Pappas]

Contender.

[Chris Distefano]

Contender. So that's still there.

[Giannis Pappas]

Yeah.

[Chris Distefano]

Reading the names of the Chinese gym team is making me hungry.

[Giannis Pappas]

Very funny. We're gonna Drexler. Unfortunately, literally any other day.

[Chris Distefano]

Fortunately, this is the placement.

[Giannis Pappas]

It's just your placement.

[Chris Distefano]

Gerbils in the turd tunnel make the squeaky piece harder than von Braun's rocket.

[Giannis Pappas]

We're going to direct through that because the other one is funnier and I'm leaning towards it, to be honest with you.

[Chris Distefano]

Lisa Johnson, we have your reparations. Please come back.

[Giannis Pappas]

This is so good. It's a little inside.

[Chris Distefano]

Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

So I'm going to drex through it. But shout out Lisa Johnson from the First Reich.

[Chris Distefano]

Teeth rotting. So when I do a fart noise, it smells like one.

[Giannis Pappas]

Any. Another one. I'm just going to drex through it. But you deserve to win. I'm just letting you know that you do. Guys deserve to win.

[Big J Okerson]

Win.

[Chris Distefano]

Leroy hit me with a city bike. Now he split rent in a store. Yeah.

[Giannis Pappas]

Again. Deserve to win. But you're being Drexler just because the tunnel is just too good.

[Chris Distefano]

Peewee Furman.

[Giannis Pappas]

Drexler. Peewee Herman.

[Chris Distefano]

Play the mutz. The muzzy Nazi. Adolf Aluha, AKA Bargazi.

[Giannis Pappas]

Very funny. You're getting dressers. We. I think we had another one. Not Bar Nazi. Nate Barnazzi.

[Chris Distefano]

Now, last but not least, we got Hot Wheels in my ass. Caught the Lincoln Tunnel.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's just. It's just. Just.

[Chris Distefano]

So it's between Hot Wheels in my ass. Call it the Lincoln Tunnel. And had to name my dog Muhammad because he loves catching Frisbees.

[Giannis Pappas]

I. Okay. The other one is a slight. Walked into one. Very funny. But this is what the list is about. That type of creativity. Funny and just tight chicken finger. It's just perfect. I'm going. Listen to what he said there. He said he's got a Hot Wheels in his ass to call his ass to Lincoln Tunnel. It's just go.

[Chris Distefano]

So that's the winner.

[Giannis Pappas]

That's the winner.

[Chris Distefano]

All right. Right. Congratulations. You are the PPW Hot Wheels in my ass. Call it the Lincoln Tunnel. Go to history. Hyenas is back.com to see your name up in lights. This is the show. Tell your friends we're having fun, baby.

[Giannis Pappas]

We're having fun.