INSTANT CLASSICS
Classic Chats: Tom Holland
Date: February 26, 2026
Host: Vespucci
Guests: Mary Beard, Charlotte Higgins, Tom Holland
Overview
This episode of Instant Classics features a lively, insightful conversation with historian, translator, and bestselling podcaster Tom Holland. The hosts—renowned classicist Mary Beard and the Guardian’s chief culture writer Charlotte Higgins—dive deep into Holland’s relationship with classics and ancient history, focusing particularly on his new translation of Suetonius’ The Twelve Caesars. Together, they explore Suetonius’s distinct contributions as a biographer, the legacy and influence of classical writing on modern historical storytelling, and the enduring role of classics today.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
Tom Holland’s Journey to Suetonius
[05:09]
- Holland discusses what drew him to translating Suetonius after his decade-long endeavor with Herodotus.
- Translation Choice Motivations:
- Suetonius was “shorter” and written in Latin—a language he was more comfortable with than ancient Greek.
- Wanted a project that was “fun and would relate to some of the kind of the works of popular history that I’ve written.”
- Noted previous translations (e.g., Robert Graves’) were “fun, but… not very accurate.”
- Suetonius' work provided the foundation for popular historical fiction like I, Claudius.
Quote:
"I thought I'd quite like to do something that's not Tacitus, because that's really difficult... and I'd quite like to do something that would be fun and that would relate to some of the kind of the works of popular history that I've written. So Suetonius kind of selected himself, really..."
—Tom Holland [05:32]
The Appeal and Modern Resonance of Suetonius
[08:13 – 10:33]
- Suetonius was fascinated by the minutiae of daily life: food, games, courtesans, and, famously, the sex lives of emperors.
- Unlike Tacitus (the “hardcore analyst”), Suetonius offers a window into personal and cultural aspects of power.
- Modern historians and general readers increasingly see value in these personal details as avenues for understanding power and leadership.
Quote:
"Suetonius is in some ways having a real comeback, not just as something that you can look at for a bit of amusement, but actually how you think about these guys as powerful leaders."
—Mary Beard [09:14]
Suetonius, Power, and Political Gossip—Classical and Modern
[13:01 – 15:18]
- Holland parodied a Suetonian life of Donald Trump, emphasizing the ongoing appetite for salacious details in biographical writing.
- The group likens today's focus on personal lives of leaders to Suetonius’s blend of political and “scabrous” storytelling.
- Suetonius’s format influenced later biographers (e.g., Einhard’s life of Charlemagne) and shapes perceptions of leaders even now.
Quote:
"Gossip is so fundamental to how we make sense of politicians today."
—Tom Holland [13:33]
The Artistry and Vivid Reporting of Suetonius
[17:36 – 21:00]
- Reflects on Suetonius’ graphic, detailed accounts of the deaths of emperors (Nero, Vitellius, Claudius, etc.).
- Discusses how the fall of dynasties and succession are core themes—parallel to drama series (Dynasty, The Sopranos).
- Suetonius’s career as palace insider is key to his unique vantage.
Quote:
"What you've got here is a really smart, vivid and a very visual bit of analysis of what it is like no longer to command authority."
—Mary Beard [15:18]
Suetonius’s Influence on Contemporary Culture
[22:01 – 23:20]
- Robert Graves’s translation led directly to the creation of I, Claudius, inspiring both British television and American drama series.
- Holland calls Suetonius “probably the single most influential classical author on contemporary popular culture.”
Quote:
"Suetonis is probably the single most influential classical author on contemporary popular culture."
—Tom Holland [22:56]
The Practice and Tedium of Translation
[24:08 – 27:58]
- Holland describes his methodical approach to translation, the challenges of translating “untranslatable” Latin terms, and his struggle with sections on legal reform.
- Translated sections in diverse locations: on a cricket tour in Corfu, during the Jaipur Literary Festival, and during COVID lockdowns.
- Humor about the differences in excitement between passages on mad emperors vs judicial reforms.
Quote:
"I felt like a monk in a scriptorium. You know, I would get up and translate before you’re confined to your scriptorium."
—Tom Holland [25:46]
Tom Holland’s Personal Journey with Classics
Childhood Obsession & Influences
[29:39 – 33:35]
- Holland’s early love of dinosaurs translated to fascination with the Romans—“big, fierce, glamorous, exotic, extinct creatures.”
- Books like Asterix the Legionary and Peter Connolly’s The Roman Army were formative.
- Interest in Catullus’s poems (discovered via O-level Latin) and the complex, scandal-rich world of late Republican Rome.
Quotes:
"There were two books that first kind of ignited an obsession with Rome and one was Asterix... the other book that I got given was a book called the Roman army by Peter Connolly."
—Tom Holland [29:39]
"There are many roads to Rome, Charlotte."
—Tom Holland [31:49]
Route to Rubicon & Writing Historical Nonfiction
[33:35 – 39:50]
- Catullus, Claudia, and Cicero (via Cicero’s Pro Caelio) pulled Holland deeper into the Republic’s narrative.
- Failed attempts at fiction (notably, vampire novels set in historical periods) taught him he preferred researching history to inventing it.
- His agent’s advice: “Write what you really want to write.” The answer: the fall of the Roman Republic—which led to Rubicon.
Quote:
"The memory of writing that is so vivid and warm in my memory. And Kylius has a starring role in it... it was great to have all the lads back."
—Tom Holland [37:39]
The Historian’s Task: Making the Ancient World Strange and Familiar
[39:50 – 46:40]
- Holland believes his background in fiction helped structure complex historical stories.
- He aims to make the ancient world “a character”—strange, but comprehensible.
- Discusses the challenge of depicting Roman atrocities (e.g., Caesar’s Gallic conquest) without simply repeating modern moral judgments.
- Debate over whether Caesar’s violence should be taken for granted in context, or emphasized for modern readers.
Quote:
"What I try to do in Rubicon, and I've tried to do in all the books I've written, is to create a sense of an ancient culture as itself being a character, a character that is interestingly different."
—Tom Holland [39:50]
Classics Today: Education, Access, and Relevance
The Future of Classics in Schools
[47:17 – 53:14]
- Optimistic about increased access to ancient history via podcasts and self-education.
- Stresses that Latin and Greek, ideally learned young, are essential for true engagement but not as widely taught.
- Praises “Classics for All” in the UK for promoting classics in state schools.
- Argues classics teach empathy, opening minds to “people who are not you.”
Quotes:
"The purpose of education shouldn't solely be to prepare us for a 21st century economy... learning has its own value and that Latin in particular, but also Greek, is. It provides such a platform, it's such a source of inspiration and pleasure later in life."
—Tom Holland [49:17]
"What is most exciting about ancient Greeks and Romans is that it helps you get into a world of thinking like you're not yourself."
—Mary Beard [50:13]
Latin, Literature, and Lifelong Meaning
[52:04 – 54:54]
- Latin is uniquely positioned as the foreign language in British schools where students study literature in the original.
- Classicists participate in a “stream of continuous thought” dating back 2000 years: reading and interpreting texts like Virgil’s Aeneid.
Quotes:
"It's as if, when you read Virgil now, it is as if you are stepping into a stream of continuous thought that has been flowing for 2,000 years... you are being handed a torch by all the... everybody who's already read Virgil is kind of contributing."
—Charlotte Higgins [53:52]
"What's the purpose of life if not to be interested at the end of the day?"
—Tom Holland [54:54]
Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes
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Tom (on rivalry between Instant Classics and The Rest Is History):
"I feel like I'm Carthage and you are Roman. You're slowly creeping up on the outside lane." [04:55]
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Suetonius on Trump?
"I did a life of Donald Trump in the Times, and it was a parody of how Suetonius would have done it... it’s the kind of detail that Suetonius would absolutely have put in." [13:01]
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On the drama of succession:
"After the death of Nero, you feel you're kind of now on the second season when you get the short lived emperors from the year of the four Emperors..."
—Mary Beard [23:24]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 05:09 — Why Tom Holland chose to translate Suetonius.
- 08:13 — Suetonius's broad interests and appeal today.
- 13:01 — The Suetonian lens on modern political figures.
- 17:36 — Suetonius’s vivid accounts of emperors’ deaths.
- 22:01 — Suetonius’s influence on TV and pop culture.
- 24:08 — Holland’s translation habits and challenges.
- 29:39 — Holland’s early path to classics: dinosaurs, Asterix, and Roman armies.
- 33:35 — From Catullus, Claudia, and Cicero to historical writing.
- 39:50 — Making ancient cultures “characters” in history writing.
- 47:17 — The case for classics in modern education.
- 53:14 — The meaning of reading Latin literature today.
Conclusion
In a conversation both witty and substantial, Tom Holland, Mary Beard, and Charlotte Higgins illuminate the enduring relevance and allure of the ancient world. From the gossipy corridors of Suetonius’s Rome to the vital work of making classics accessible today, this episode celebrates why history—not just what happened, but how we tell it—still matters.