Pt 2 - DYER RETIRED? DISCLOSURE! DJS, TECHNO, METAL, HORROR FILMS, BLACK STANDS UPS!

Summary

Jay’sAnalysis – Pt 2 – Dyer Retired? Disclosure! DJs, Techno, Metal, Horror Films, Black Stand-Ups! Host: Jay Dyer
Date: June 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively, four-hour episode of Jay’sAnalysis is a stream-of-consciousness journey through Jay Dyer’s eclectic mind. Ostensibly reacting to rumors of his "retirement," Jay assures listeners he’s simply stepping back from debating “retards,” not abandoning content altogether. What follows is an improvisational tour through stories of early stand-up attempts, critiques of modern comedy, nostalgia for 90s music and films, dissecting "boomer" radio, meme-culture riffs, personal history, and listener-heavy banter. Jay's distinctive mix of humor, irreverence, and analysis runs throughout.

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Key Topics & Discussion Threads

1. Jay Dyer’s Comedy Roots & Experiences (00:30–12:00)

• First Forays into Stand-Up:
  Jay recounts his senior-year trip to New York, writing a stand-up routine, performing at "Chang’s" and the New York Comedy Club, and the comedic ups and downs of his amateur-night experiences.

  • Audience Busting:
    "When you're bombing, you just, like, make fun of the audience, because that's an easy way out." (03:24)
  • Lessons from Dangerfields:
    Jay recalls advice from a Jewish comedienne at Dangerfields who joked about having a pig heart:
    “Always follow your heart. If you want to be a comedian, always follow your heart. I'll never forget that.” (04:10)

• Nashville Comedy Scene:
  Jay reminisces about frequenting "Comics" club and heckling fellow up-and-comer Keith Alberstadt (now a mainstream comic), and later apologizing for his youthful douchery.

  • Humorous Observations on “Normie” Comedy:
    “What do you call this kind of stand up that's just all like, ‘so my wife and I, we have these arguments over the butter container…’ It's this kind of stuff.” (08:15)
  • Comparing Comedy Styles:
    Jay argues “corporate comedy is boring,” noting comics shift to more sanitized, lucrative gigs out of necessity.

2. Comedy Critiques: Stand-Up Styles, Podcasts, & Kill Tony (19:03–54:27, 154:52–157:55)

• Corporate Comedy & Contemporary Stand-Ups:
  Jay does a live exploration of YouTube clips—from Keith Alberstadt to “Kill Tony” contender Casey Rocket—debating what makes stand-up funny, and engaging with chat feedback.

  • Jay’s Take:
    “If you compare this to the rest of the people on this show, which it's like 99% of the time…unbearably awful…” (46:41)
  • "Milk Toast" and "Normie Slop":
    Chat offers these terms for mainstream/family-friendly styles. Jay and audience debate who's actually funny today, naming Sam Hyde, Tim Dillon, Dave Chappelle, Dan Soder, and Norm MacDonald.

• Kill Tony as the "New Circus":
  “Kill Tony is like the new circus for weirdos… It's almost part of the show.” (157:47)

• Impressions & Black Comedy Tropes:
  Jay does playful riffs on 90s black stand-up, noting the dance, impressions, and white-people jokes as evergreen routines.

  • “If you're a white dude and you can do impressions and be silly, black people love it.” (60:13)

3. The Boomer Radio Deep Dive (26:38–36:09)

• Mocking "Bob and Tom" & Boomer Radio:
  Jay spends an extended segment lampooning “boomer talk radio,” complete with jokes about radio tropes—excessive laughter after every line, reliance on toilet humor, and generational disconnects.
  • “They just replaced the old shock jock monkey sounds with the boomer wine mom who laughs like a monkey.” (31:21)
  • "Could you imagine listening to that every day for… three hours on the work drive?" (36:09)

4. Extreme Tangents: Meme-Speak, Mother Horse Eyes, and Online Weirdness (17:38–26:38)

• Mother Horse Eyes & Reddit Horror:
  Jay discusses the internet legend “Mother Horse Eyes,” commenting on schizo-popular narrative fiction and the Gnostic flavor of modern creepypasta.

  • “People love the schizo stuff now… if you’re like Schizo or whatever, you are so freaking hot right now.” (19:31)

• Engagement with Superchats & Meme-Laden Banter:
  Jay reads “frame mogging,” “jester maxing" superchats, riffing in meme-speak and responding with playful roast energy.

5. Movie & TV History: Forgotten Films & Esoteric Analysis (81:47–113:16)

• Quest to Identify Forgotten Indie Movies:
  Jay crowdsources his audience to help remember the name of two obscure indie films—a horror featuring a soul-reincarnating priest and a “female Napoleon Dynamite,” sparking a wild thread of suggested titles.

• Esoteric Movie and Music Analysis:
  Jay discusses his written analysis of Radiohead's "Burn the Witch," noting esoteric and possibly occult symbolism, and connections to Alan Moore’s Brought to Light graphic novel.

  • “Radiohead has a pretty consistent pattern of weird esoteric going on.” (113:16)

6. Music Deep Dive: Techno, DJs, and Alt Rock Nostalgia (113:16–138:17)

• 90s Techno/EDM/Alternative Faves:
  Jay lists favored acts: Prodigy, Massive Attack, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Radiohead, Deadmau5, Tiësto, Björk, Depeche Mode, Fantagram, Phantogram, Kat Von D, Lana Del Rey, and more.

  • “I’ve been a techno head since 1991… That stuff still gets a lot of play in my… playlist.” (113:16)
  • “I’m a big Fantagram fan. Absolutely.” (123:48)
  • Reveling in Concert Memories:
    “My first concert was Weezer at Exit/In in Nashville, 1994…It was a lot of fun.” (123:48)

• On Lyrical Occultism in Pop Music:
  Jay dissects lyrics of Ash/Annie Lennox’s song "Shining Light," suggesting Luciferian undertones:

  • “You’re a shining light...To me, that’s talking about Lucifer, dude.” (137:02)

7. Listener Engagement & Superchats Throughout

• Jay Reads and Reacts:
  Bulk of the episode is unfiltered, off-the-cuff reading of audience superchats, riffing on topics from clergy debates, debate strategy, Rush concerts (“nerd rock”), horror and metal, to Bitcoin, with repeated thanks for audience support.
  • “I guess every live stream needs to be a retirement stream because then I’m going to make $2,000 a live stream.” (148:48)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Comedy Survival:

  “Imagine any of those people trying to make it at Evening at the Apollo? … I think I’m one of the few white boys that could perhaps, perhaps survive an evening at the Apollo.” (61:00)

• On Boomer Radio:

  “This is just boomers bitching about boomers, basically. Like, I tried to park, and the damn robot at the parking venue was cussing me out. Here I am, cussing out a robot.” (32:33)

• On Music Tastes:

  “It's really bizarre when you see people you remember seeing as a teenager…still doing the exact same type of music. It's just kind of weird.” (123:48)

• On the Power of Nostalgia:

  “I mean, when you go—the first time you go to a concert when you're in high school, it blows your mind.” (123:48)

• On Podcast/Standup Worlds Colliding:

  “All the comedians are basically just in the podcast sphere. You should have been doing the podcast circuit five years ago, dog.” (13:20)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Comedy Beginnings in NYC & Nashville: 00:30–12:00
• Roasting Mainstream Comedy: 08:00–19:03
• Corporate Comedy & Stand-Up Analysis: 19:03–54:27
• Boomer Radio Deep Dive: 26:38–36:09
• Mother Horse Eyes, Meme-Speak, Online Horror: 17:38–26:38
• Evening at the Apollo & Black Stand-Up Routines: 60:00–74:12
• Obscure Movie/Music Analysis & Esoteric Hollywood: 81:47–113:16
• Alternative/EDM/Concert Memories: 113:16–138:17
• Ongoing Superchat Banter & Listener Involvement: throughout

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Conclusion & Episode Character

This episode perfectly encapsulates Jay Dyer’s blend of humor, nostalgia, and critical pop-culture insight. The stream is an extended hangout—moving from serious analysis to wild tangents—which, for fans, is both the appeal and the style: “We never know where this livestream goes. I love the stream of consciousness style improv. That's my vibe.” (57:08)

The long format is driven by the chat and superchats, supporting Jay’s ongoing line: he’s not retiring; he’s just switching gears. The episode closes just as chaotically as it began—roasting, riffing, and reminding everyone: “I ain’t retiring. That’s fake news.”

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For full effect, enjoy the off-the-cuff, improvisational style, jokes, analysis, and the unique blend of high IQ references peppered with lowbrow humor that is Jay Dyer’s trademark.

Transcript

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So when I first, when I turned 18, I went on a senior trip my senior year to New York and I went to because I wrote a whole stand up routine and I went and did stand up in two different clubs in New York at amateur night when I was 18 to kind of step into doing that. Because that's always what I want to do, right? At least when I was in high school what I wanted to do. And the first place that I went was to Dangerfields in New York. And I didn't, I didn't do amateur night that night, but I went there in my first like comedy club experience. And this, this Jewish woman who had won the New York comedy contest that year for like top New York comedian, after her set she did this whole routine where she had gotten her a human heart replaced with a pig heart. And so her whole routine was to snort through throughout her stand up set. So, so silly. And then she came up to me afterwards and we were talking in the bar at Danger Fields. And she was like, always follow your heart. If you want to be a comedian, always follow your heart. I'll never forget that. That's the end of that story. So, no, there's nothing else to that story. Although I did do. I did. So I did two sets. I did one set at a club where I killed it, ironically. And then later on that night, I'd done another set at a club down the road. The first one was called Chang's, which I'm sure these places don't exist anymore, so. And the next one was called the New York Comedy Club. And I did both. And it was funny because back then, you had to call through, there was a newspaper that would come out for any kind of auditions in New York for, like, comedy or Broadway or plays or commercials or movies. And so I had people that I went to New York with, who they were were getting their daughter into Juilliard, and she ended up going to Juilliard. And so she had access to this. Whatever this printout was that everybody in New York would. Would use in the 90s. So I had to call these. These clubs and, like, schedule like, yeah, let me. I want to come do amateur night. And they're like, okay, you get five minutes, you know, Saturday night at 10:00pm Blah, blah, blah. And the only thing I remember from the second set was, like, my jokes. The first set, the jokes were killing it. So my first time ever following or doing stand up was like, I got multiple, like, you know, applause for three different jokes. And then later that night, I went to another club, and it was just. Every joke was bombing dude. So I just started busting on the gay dudes in the audience because these two gay dudes up front. And then I realized, okay, so when you're bombing, you just, like, make fun of the audience, because that's an easy way out. So anyway, that was my experience of stand up back in the late 90s in New York. And by the way, I was having a blast doing it, right? So then there was this club in Nashville, because I was only in New York for a week, just for senior trip. And there used to be this club called Comics in Nashville, and I don't think it exists. It quit existing, like, 20 years ago. It was only there for, like, a few years, but they had a. They had an awesome amateur night. So we would drive up there every Friday, Saturday night, do amateur night. And funny story there, the same night that I was regularly doing amateur night was the night that Keith Alberstadt was doing stand up. And I remember Keith Albersot used to go up there and he always had a. He had a Pearl Jam hat and a Pearl Jam shirt. And every time he would go up, I would just heckle him from the audience. I was told, like, I was being a total douchebag. And in my mind it was like, well, I'm in competition with all these dudes, so I gotta heckle all the other people, right? So anyway, Keith ended up going on to become kind of a. A norm. A norm, Normal, mainline sort of stand up. So he's. He's does Kim Kimmel and you know, all that kind of stuff. And he's a super nice dude and he's a Catholic guy. And we've since had conversations where I apologize for, for harassing him and heckling the crap out of him when he was doing stand up. But he wasn't terrible. He was just kind of like, this is, this is very sort of. I don't know what, what do you call the, like. It's. The, the guys that have been successful out of the Nashville stand up scene is like Nate Bargazzi and Keith Alberstadt. There's probably some other ones I'm just not remembering, but like, I don't. I'm not saying Nate Bargazi isn't funny. It's. But it's. It's like. What do you call the style of, of stand up that's like very. It's just geared towards like the mass audience of like, I mean, family friendly is not the word I'm looking for. I don't know what the word I'm looking for is. Anyway, I'm just going on a rant of like, crazy stories of stuff that's coming to mind. But I did later apologize to Keith Alberstadt for being such a douchebag to him. But it's, it's not the style of stuff that I. I think is funny. I don't even know what you would call this. What do you call this kind of stand up? That's like. It's just all like. So my wife and I, you know, we have these arguments over the butter container and I'm like, honey, why do we have to worry about keeping the butter covered? The butter. The butter is always going to be butter. You know, it's this kind of stuff. Oh, he goes on Huckabee. Let's see what kind of jokes he does. Let's see. Moved to New York City several years ago. That was a huge adjustment. I learned real quick that a lot of people in New York, they don't care about stuff if it doesn't affect them personally. Like, for example, I have asthma. Damn, son. What's going on with this, with my YouTubes here? Chalky, it's like, sanitized. No, it's not. I. I've always thought Seinfeld was funny, by the way. I actually think Seinfeld is. It's like sanitized TV friendly. And it doesn't necessarily sterile. It's good. Yeah. Corporate. It doesn't mean that you're. That you're not funny because I think a lot of the standups who go this route, they end up having to do it because that's where the money is. Right? So you get more. You get paid more as a stand up, like a corporate gig than you would get paid at, you know, the club. Doing some sort of, like, edgy, you know, Leonardo, Joanie race jokes or whatever. But let's see if Keith's recent stuff is how funny it is. Let's see. I don't have willpower in a sponsor. I have an inhaler. A lot of people in New York take themselves very seriously. Some more than others. I was at a restaurant, heard a guy at the table next to mine asked the waiter, excuse me, of all your wines, which one is most robust? I turned and said, sir, we are all impressed. We are also all at Applebee's. Well, Huckabee really thought that was funny. So, I mean, is this a Zio friendly joke? I hope so with Huckabee there. But I mean, you see what I'm saying? Like, this is. Let's see if it gets any better. There's a tricycle. I don't know what's going on with this clip. Dude, this clip. This does not want to play. What the heck, dude? Let's try it on. A better resolution. So let's see. Come on, Keith, give us some good jokes here. Something funny. This is. This is kind of. Yeah, Okay. I don't. Maybe this video just doesn't want to play. Let's try a different one. I want to see some more recent stuff, dude. Oh, so now he's doing the podcast game. By the way I talk. I talked to him like four years ago because I went to see him do stand up in St. Augustine. And it's funny because even back then, like four or five years ago, the, the mainline comics that were still kind of doing the night, the, the Tonight show, the Kimmel, like, that kind of. That kind of stuff, they were super, like, snobby about the podcast sphere. And now all the comedians are basically just in the podcast sphere. So it's. I'm not hating on Keith or dissing him. I'm understanding. It's ironic that, oh, now he's having to do the podcast circuit because. And it's weird too, because he's not. This is not even. There's not hardly any. They get hardly any views, so. You should have been doing the podcast circuit five years ago, dog. That's what I'll try to tell you. Let's see, where is a recent stand up? Let's see, What do you think a good baby name would be? I'm sorry, what? She said I'm not pregnant. But you know, maybe one day. That's a very unnecessary shock. I might do that to her sometime. Hey, do you know any good bankruptcy lawyers? I don't know. Yeah, we're all comedians over here. We're not broke. But maybe one day. If I were ever a contestant on Jeopardy, I know I would lose. So to guarantee cash in hand, here's my game plan. I would sell my answer space for corporate advertising. The Mona Lisa was painted here. Yes, Keith, what is Gatorade. Sa. Oh, muted. Yeah, I said the corporate comedy is boring. And I said, let me re reread this the previous super chat. Zane says, jay, you almost killed me. I was dying laughing listening to you in the gym. I dropped a 300 pound weight. I was laughing at your Indian customer service bit a minute ago. Thank you. Big old $2 interview. Izzy Griffin talk the whole time. Who's Izzy Griffin? I don't know who that is. Anonymous. $10. Jay, you should read and if you don't like it, do mother house eyes actually save this in the. The watch later. So check out the watch later here. It's funny you said that because I saved it right here and I don't know what it is because what's that big YouTuber guy? Wind. Windoon Wind something. I saved it in here and then I saw his stream was like six hours. I'm like, what the hell even is this dude? Here, let me find it. Oh, here it is right here. Windigoon. So keep. So there's a. He does a six hour stream. And what is it? Help me understand what this is. It's a book. It's a schizo, esoteric, biblical themed popular thing. Is it a book though? Because you're saying to read it and he. He's got a six hour live stream on. Is he reading it? Let's see what this is

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In 2016, a Reddit account named Mother Horse Eyes began making bizarre posts across the website. These posts were left in the comments of unrelated discussions, seemingly nonsensical rants about LSD and the CIA and concentration camps and far futures and advanced technology and

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an entity known as Mother Horse Eyes.

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Oh, I think I've heard of this. I just didn't go. I didn't look into it very deep. So I think I have heard of this. I remember this. When was this? Like a year ago. Ortho thug, $20. Thank you for all your mean debates. I converted because you aren't a soy man. You just say how it is. The realest. Excuse me, the meanest people on the Internet are the realest people. About 20 guys I know have come to Rokore my parish this year. Hey, that's great. Yeah, I think. I mean, especially, you know, young dudes can see through like the fake niceness and the piety signaling and it's a lot of hypocrisy because the same people who are putting up the nice front are usually like just vicious vipers in reality or in the background. But let's see a little bit more

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of this the account to see what they were talking about. They realized that if you combine the comments, you get complete narratives. Narratives that use monstrous body horror, unhistory and potential futures to talk about an entity beyond the veil of humanity, the Mother Horse Eyes. So users created a subreddit to monitor these posts and when combined together, it is one of the most interesting pieces of horror fiction that I have ever read.

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So is it like just Gnostic, right? Because it sounds like there's this big entity. Is that some sort of Gnostic archon or something? Hello everybody.

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Today we are going to be talking about the full story of Mother Horse

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Eyes and the Flesh Interface series.

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This story is a long one, as you can probably tell from the timestamp. We're going to go through the story, talk about the characters, the timeline.

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for you to read in the description or if you. Yeah, I mean, I think we should probably do it. If we were to do this, we should read the. The things. But I mean, if it took him six hours, dude, that's how long is. Let's see how long the actual thing is. I thought he was going to leave a link. Where's it at? Oh, here it is. Oh, damn. Dude, this is a freaking. This is an online book. Tldr. Let's see here. Is this just one page or is this the whole thing? Okay, this is. This is the whole thing here. Interesting. Yeah, people love the schizo stuff now, right? Like Skitso Schizo is so hot right now. Like if you're like Skitso or whatever, you are like so freaking hot right now. Oh my gosh, it's so hot. Dance, dance. Calm Hunter Rons. Thank you for the Protestant Protestantism ended video. I Agreed to debate a friend and let's just say he got mogged. Speaking of comedy, I'd like you to like the video Jester maxing on Gossip Goblins channel. That's weird. To get a super chat asking me to go like a video? Like. Yeah, don't even watch it. Just like it. That. That's kind of funny though. And what's the channel? People are just sending me super chats to like videos. Gossip Goblin. Should I watch the video or you just want me to like it? That's a high price for a light kid. Jester Maxon at a club is officially new. Jester Max at a club is the new meta. Justin Max in a club. Wait, this isn't the right channel. You said Gossip Goblin, not Meme culture. Where's it at, dude? Jester maxing on Gossip Goblins channel. Okay, I'm at Gossip Goblin's channel. There's not a lot here. Where's it at, dude? Oh wait. This dude has 1.4 million. I thought it was 1.4 K. Here we go. Did you not hear what I just said? Clozzy got brutally frame mogged by Gorbo. He got turbo cortisol nuked. Oh no.

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It's so over for Clozzy.

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Oh yeah. Clozy was just a maxing on Twizzy

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Stream before clocking Peak Cope in front of the aura pogs. It's never been more over.

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Over. You got 18 months to ascend like me or you're gonna get one shotted. Go ahead, try and spike my cortisol. I'm calm maxed. I'm frame locked in snooze. I mean, most of my debates had turned into jester maxing as I frame mogged.

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Polymarket. Polymarket is a prediction market, not a sportsbook.

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Use Promo Code Buzz. Trading not available in all jurisdictions. Check local regulations before trading restrictions and eligibility requirements apply. All of the posers because they couldn't stand my aura. So I don't understand. Like, what's the point of even doing the debates? Because the debates are all not spiking my cortisol. It's just spiking other people's cortisols. Pill wave cells are seething.

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Spare some credits, boss. Trying to dermal glaze my way to Beckett here, please.

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You stat fraud me, and you're going to be slopping up these clappers. Yes, boss. Got it. Gorbo just got brutally skull mugs by baby corn at the Goon Junction. My fellow citizens have just been informed that garble is chopped. Clozy is the new Riz King. Weird. Damn, dude. This goes hard, dog. Do you imagine, like, the boomer seeing this? Like, in the boomer? Like, a boomer trying to figure out what this is? It would just, like, melt their mind, dude. But thank you for that. Yes, I do know about mother horse eyes. D JWES. $5. I knew you was on the brink because you had a debate about debate rules in the middle of a debate. This girl seen it coming, dude. She seen it coming. Zayn says, dude, whatever you do, I'm listening. What if I just sat here like a radio jock, shock jock from the 90s, and I just did fart noises and monkey sounds and. And talk like a radio shock jock? Like, I don't mean. I don't mean freaking Howard Stern. I'm talking about, like, Bob and Tom in the morning, dude. Bob and Tom in the morning. That's Boomer. Radio shock jock. Oh, they still. They still exist. They're still doing their thing, dude,

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four

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hours, and the boomers are still listening to Bob and Tom. I want. Do you think they do. Oh, Bob died. Okay, so Bob's already dead. He died a month ago. That's crazy. So Bob and Tom is not Bob and not Bob and Tom. They should, they should call it not Bob and Tom. Do they still do like you think they still do, like monkey noises and fart sounds? What do these people talk about? Let's see what Bob and Tom talk. This is what boomers are still listening to, like radio shows. Let's see what they talk about.

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It started a guy named Hamish Linklater as, as Abraham Lincoln.

[B]

Oh, manhunt.

[A]

Manhunt is.

[B]

And it's, it's terrific. It's about. The search for John Wilkes Booth was really good.

[A]

It came out a year or two

[B]

ago, but I wanted to make sure

[A]

we got through and I think Josh nailed it.

[B]

But I'm already starting to go to sleep here. Come on now, Bob. Not Bob and Tom tell me to get funny. Where's some fart noises, dude? Some toilet flushes. Hey, I thought if I was getting radio shock jocks, that's what I'm getting. This is a really good actor.

[A]

He was on whatever it was the Old Christine Adventures of O. Yeah, the new.

[B]

So Bob, not Bob and Tom is basically just boomers trying to remember. Yeah, there's a, you got that one guy that was in that movie with the other guy and then they're trying to try to do that. Get the, get the, the floppy disc and the other guys forget what he's, what he's doing. Ventures of Old Christine, which was a really funny show anyway, if you get a chance.

[A]

That's a really good kind of history,

[B]

historically based story about the search for John Wilkes Booth. Really, really good. But in any event, they're still trying

[A]

to find these Lincoln papers. I mean I've.

[B]

And I've done something that stupid where

[A]

I've put something on the roof of

[B]

my car, the bumper and driven off. Oh, what riveting radio here, dude. Riveting. In fact, they'd probably be better off if they would go back to the fart noises and the, the toilet flushes. Dude, this has put me to sleep. But it wasn't as tragic as this.

[A]

Although it was one time because it was a fresh Starbucks cappuccino grande.

[B]

Hahaha. So I'm going into the Starbucks and the freaking purple haired kid says, do you want more soy in your latte? And I said, what the hell language are you speaking the kids these days? I'll tell you what, that's a bummer. Yeah, I saw a video yesterday of someone driving away with a coffee on the hood of their car or on the roof and somebody goes, hey, you got. And they hit their brakes and the coffee fell. And then. Oh, my gosh. Could you imagine the coffee on the car? They didn't even listen. And then the coffee, it spills over and all poured inside their window. Better off not yelling. Yeah, I felt horrible in the lady. Where's the monkey sounds? Where's the far noises in the toilet? Flushes.

[A]

Oh, that sounds like something you'd stage for a great video.

[B]

What if we staged. Could be a skit stage. They did a great job because it seemed very real.

[A]

Oh, that's terrific.

[B]

Just by the reaction. Yeah.

[A]

Sometimes you never know.

[B]

Yeah. I remember Bob and I were in

[A]

a taxi in New Orleans.

[B]

We were coming from the airport, and

[A]

I. I think that. I don't think they regulate the cabs in New Orleans.

[B]

I mean, why do you say that? Was that even funny? You know, that was the most annoying part of the whole history of the shock jocks. The boomer era of the shock jocks is everyone constantly laughing really loud at every comment. And it's like, obviously that part wasn't even supposed to be funny. But they're so fake that it's trained into them. It's ingrained. It's imprinted into them to constantly laugh anytime there's a pause. Because, I mean, is it. Maybe that's the. The norm for radio. They were taught at radio school. Broadcasting school, like, don't have pauses. Fill the dead air with fake laughter. Oh.

[A]

Because they are just so junky.

[B]

And anyway, She's almost becoming the monkey sounds. So they just replaced the old shock jock monkey sounds with the boomer wine mom who laughs like a monkey.

[A]

Wait, so we're in a taxi, and then a guy.

[B]

We're on some kind of a freeway,

[A]

and this guy pulls up next to us and he's frantically waving and pointing

[B]

and, you know, so boomer radio is just boomers bitching about Boomer, basically. Like, I tried to park, and the damn computer, the damn robot at the parking venue was basically cussing me out. Here I am cussing out a robot. I'm like, what the hell?

[A]

You always wonder what, you know, what's going on? Why is. And it turned out that the car had a flat tire and the whole deal.

[B]

But, oh, wow. Riveting stories. Riveting stories. Wow. Boomer talk radio on the cutting edge of riveting situation. You never know. Well, is this.

[A]

Am I being set up to be robbed?

[B]

Right? You couldn't feel that he had a flat. All of the damn immigrants. And I'm gonna get robbed. And the damn computers and the soy lattes. From the pink haired people at the Starbucks.

[A]

A tire.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

That's by the way, really convenient if you're in a taxi and you got a flat tire.

[B]

The irony. The irony. I'm trying to get somewhere. I'm on a tight time schedule. I don't have my car, hence the taxi. And they get a flat. Could you imagine? Imagine a taxi with a flat. Oh, I bet two weeks ago I was driving next to a truck and its engine was on fire. I could see. And they got Gen X dude with tattoos. They're like, we've got to appeal to the younger audience that listens to radio. And they're like, there's no younger audiences listening to radio. Well, let's bring in the Gen X tattoo guy because he looks kind of cool, you know, like maybe he was a roadie for, you know, the Blind Melons band or something. And then, then the young people. It'll resonate with him. And he, he can kind of be the joke teller as well. Through the, through, like the tire, you could see it was on fire. And I'm honking at the guy and I'm trying to show him that his engine's on fire, but trying to pan like, I'm like, like I had no, like he pantomime fire. That's funny. How do you do fire? If you're playing a pantomime game, how would you do fire? That's funny. That's funny. Okay, I can. This is awful. Dude. How about the. Do they have the fart sounds? They do fart compilation. This will be funny. Who farted in the studio? International work. It's going to be the Y mom. Dude, watch. They're going to say it's the. The joke will be that it was the wine mom commenter that farted. Space company Spaces recently teamed up with Dutch lifestyle brand Marie Stella Marus to create Spirit du Travel. None of these are words. It's a fragrance that can allegedly boost

[A]

productivity and make people feel more at

[B]

ease in the workplace. It's irritating when you speak French.

[A]

It's like, when French.

[B]

I'm just using a store. It is like Trebek does it. Yes, it's the same one. Pardone. Productivity at work. It's funny because she said the French word the way the French says and it makes it funny.

[A]

It can be influenced by a variety.

[B]

And so they're doing fart noises.

[A]

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[B]

conditions, the factors of which smell is

[A]

one of the least obvious. Quit farting.

[B]

So you're saying I farted on my pants? So what they're doing is they're, they're improving the so they're still doing the fart sounds. I mean, how did I know that like 30 years past the 90s, the boomer talk radio is still doing the fart sounds?

[A]

The smell at the workplace is what's happening.

[B]

Negative feelings like irritation, annoyance and stress

[A]

can effectively be countered.

[B]

Any of you, any of you ever farted in here and gotten away with it?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Told you. Hahaha. It would be the wine. Mom. It was so funny. Flames. $2. How do clergy deal with this? What is wrong with it? I don't know, dude. Dan, $20. Release a book on debates. Nobody's gonna read a book on debates, dude. People don't read books. They're not going to read a book on debates. So appreciate the super chat though. Jay is not a church father. He's a church stepfather. Xenophon, $15. Maybe now you'll have time to do the Supernatural Review. What is that? Oh, you mean do a stream where they cover cryptids, nephilim, dark goddess, illuminate, confirm gnostic Antichrist storyline. Are you saying that I do a thing called Supernatural Review or that there's a channel called Supernatural Review? I thought about doing that today because we haven't done a spooky stream in a long time. Those are fun. People love these, you know, scary stories. Are you afraid of the dark, spooky bedtime stories in the middle of the afternoon? Or I guess it's, I guess it's 7:00 o'clock now, but to me it feels like it's middle afternoon. But whatever dude. Okay, I'm sorry. I don't know why I even went into torturing you with boomer talk radio. Oh my gosh dude, could you imagine listening to that every day for like three hours on the work drive? Like if you were in LA or you're in some giant city where you're gonna drive in the car for like two hours to go to work, could you imagine listening to to these boomers, whatever the hell they're talking about, then the fart jokes for oh my gosh. And the lattes and the flat tire and the coffee spilled all over it for hours. Eddie says, debate my mama. She on child support. Okay, Tell her to call in. Ain't no more call ins, dude. Zayn says, I'm still listening. Chris says, joe Biden radio, actually, I bet you're right. I bet you those are Democrat boomers. And that's like the average Democrat boomer. Show. Josh, are you retired? Retarded? Retired, Retired. I'm a Yankee boomer saying the word retired. Retired, retired and Boston retarded. Jay, show that wigger. Show that a wigga stays in motion. I mean, the stream is right now, dude. It's still happening. Have you watched Spider Noir yet? Florida man says, not yet, but I do plan to. Do you already get through all your super chats? Finn says for $10. No, Some online guy. 10. $10. Jay, do one minute on kill Tony. I heard the way that works is that you have to hang around the comedians at the Kill Tony thing for a long time and then you put your name into the basket. So you basically have to go to the thing a whole bunch and keep putting your name in and kind of like get in the circles of the standups and then you get one minute to get roasted. So I, I mean, I don't live in Austin, so I don't. I can't go to Kill Tony for two months to try to get involved in that. Milk some online guy. $10 at least. Milk Toast. Corporate friendly comedians are better than Casey Rocket. They probably are. That comedy is called Milk Toast. Normie Slop Drum says, yeah, who? I don't know who Casey Rocket is, but it is fun to roast stand ups because they're usually terrible. And also, I don't, I mean, so basically it seems to me like a rigged game if you want to do stand up because you either have to go to New York or LA and be woke, which seems impossible, or you have to go to Austin and be in the circles of your Rogan, which I don't know how you get in the circles of Joe Rogan's stand up people. Like, I mean, I know Kurt Metzger and Sam Tripoli, but that doesn't necessarily mean that you're going to be able to go and do stand up at comedy mothership per se. So it just seems like some sort of locked world. And I mean, it would take so much time and energy that, I mean, I can already do a live stream and talk to, you know, 10, 20, 40, 50, 70, 100,000 people. It does it just. It seems like a weird trade off to try to do it sounds fun. It just seems like overcoming impossible hurdles just to get stage time. So I don't. I just. It doesn't. The trade off doesn't seem. Casey Rocket is supposed to be bad. Okay, let's see who this is. Okay, this is somebody who's on Kill Tony. Oh, this dude. I think I've seen this dude before. Okay, so he's been on there a bunch. Okay, let's look. We'll give him his best. So this is supposed to be his best clips. Let's see. By the way, I would go on Kill Tony. Sure, why not? I don't care. I mean, I. Dude, we get. I've been roasted on the Internet for freaking how many year? 15 years. I don't care about getting roasted by these dudes. Excuse me, sir, telephone. This is supposed to be his top three best ones and you guys in the chat are saying he's no good. So let's see. Let's see what I've never heard. I've seen his face, but I've never heard these jokes. So let's give it a whirl. Yeah. Yeah. This is how you remind me. All right, very cool. Hell yeah. Maybach music. All right, very cool. One point for singing Nickelbot. Nickel Butt. Right away.

[A]

I think I just shook maneuvering loose.

[B]

All right, there we go. I gotta.

[A]

Yeah, it's basically been the worst week of my life. My fiance tried to break up with me from. For drinking too much Robitussin in the bedroom.

[B]

That's ever happened to you boys, huh? That was terrible. Dumb.

[A]

Well, you tell me who got the better end of the deal cuz she married a banker and I can smell ghosts now.

[B]

So pretty cool. That was all right. I can smell ghosts. I like it.

[A]

Danny Phantom.

[B]

All right, very cool. Hell yeah. God, I think the Dow Jones just dropped. I got to go. I got a. Don't get that one. He's a little too manic. Like, I mean, I get it, this is part of your stick. But I've never really liked the manic stand ups. They just seem to be. It's like a huge distraction from the jokes they're telling. Like, like Howie Mandel. You ever seen Howie Mandela back when he would do his weirdo like schizo routines back in the day and Howie Mandel was a. A prop comic and usually they're pretty terrible. Like I don't know if Howie Mandel was on cocaine or what, but like he was just like insane. Dude. He was like, for her in las. The original. Just spurging out. Dude, watch this. So exciting to be back and everything. And I'm really happy. I've been on the road for three months now, right? And I hate performing on the road

[A]

because the cars drive by and they splash over you.

[B]

What? What? What? Dude? The whole thing is that. Imagine that dude doing that for like an hour set or a 40 minute set or do a 5 minute set. Like what? I mean, I don't know. But it worked. I guess it worked. Or. I don't know, he had some Jewish connections. I don't know. But don't laugh. It throws me off. Anyway, I got, I got. What else can I tell you, bud? This is so exciting to be back on the show. My parents are watching.

[A]

I.

[B]

It's just spurging out just to spur out. I don't think it really adds to the. To the. It's not funny, but maybe, maybe people remember it like it's a. It's a. It's a way to get people to remember your stick. Because you know that whoever left this comedy club that night, like, they went away saying, remember that weird dude? Remember the weird spurgey Jewish guy? Like, at least everybody remembered it. I don't know if it was funny, but they remembered it.

[A]

Yeah, I'm a PR nightmare.

[B]

So this guy's kind of like. He's like the redneck ish version of this. God, nights like this. I understand why JFK killed himself. You know what I mean? I set a conspiracy. I mean, I. I kind of like the conspiracy weirdness of it. His spurginess is really annoying, but so far I'm not angry at it yet. People think about.

[A]

That's what I think. He had Jackie O in his ear all day.

[B]

When are you gonna get a real job breathing? All right. Very cool. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought that was kind of funny. Oh, the Dutchman's.

[A]

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[B]

that I don't get. What's the Dutchman's key? Is that a. I don't get that one. Wow. Okay. I mean, look this is my introduction to this guy. So I've never seen this before. This first one minute. I mean, it was weird and spurgey, but I didn't think it was terrible. I mean, if you compare this to the rest of the people on this show. Which it's like 99% of the time. It's just unbearably awful. See what else he's got. Yeah. I've always liked weird comedy, though. When I say weird, though, I don't mean like this spurgey, Howie Mandel stuff. That's not funny. I mean like the weirdy, though. This. The, you know, I mean, Sam Hyde stuff is weird. Like, that kind of stuff is funny to me.

[A]

I really can't see.

[B]

Stay. Hell, yeah. Get lost. Real trap. Come on now. Get out of here. I gotta get out of here. At midnight, I turned back into Kirsten Duns. So just gotta keep moving. I kind of like this. I don't. That's funny. Peter, please. What's with all the haters? I kind of like this so far. Get real, big Uncle Ben Crow. Get out of here. Maybe this is why I should never do stand up. Like, if I think this is funny, you guys all hate it. Maybe that's a sign. Come on, now. I'm just popping it. I got nothing to lose. Oh, yeah. No, I gotta get out of here. My buddy found some original oxycontin in his attic last night.

[A]

So we're gonna get faded and watch

[B]

Yao Ming Highlights later. Should be badass. I thought. This is all right. I don't know. He moved good for a big man, don't he,

[A]

Folks? A lot of people talk about being California sober.

[B]

Me, I'm Biloxi, Mississippi. So

[A]

that's where I do a bunch of whippets and lose my son on

[B]

a riverboat gambling trip. I don't think this is that bad. I mean, it's wacky as shit, but I like wacky stuff. What can I say? Much will you credit me? It's better than Howie Mandel, the boy. It's okay. Go with the nice man. Get real. I gotta get out of here. I don't get the. The pig snorting stuff. That sounds like the Jewish woman in the 90s that I met. That was her whole routine. I promised my buddy I would do jihad later. So I gotta get going. Get out of here. This is kind of funny. I don't know. Why are you guys hating it so much? That's kind of funny. We're having fun. Youngest guy around. Nothing to lose. Just being brave. Oh, sorry about that, Red Peppers. All right, we're doing good. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Never meet your heroes, folks. We all know the Lorax speaks for

[B]

the trees, But in 2000, that one, I didn't get it, but I kind of like the wackiness of it. 7. I saw him say the nword. Okay, this is not that bad. I don't understand. You guys are, like, hating on this. This is not that bad. You know what's funny is, like, this is probably the style of stand up that I would do, so maybe this is a key sign that I should not ever do stand up.

[A]

I just got to keep moving.

[B]

Biden's trying to drone strike me right now. I can feel it. By the way, I think there's a possibility I could go on Maton. I did text with Maton when we were in la and he said that, yes, he would like to have me on. So I think in the near future, that's a real possibility. I don't know how that would go, though. It'd be super weird. I mean, the. This. The Sam Hyde one's good. The John Kuryaki one was really good. That was funny. It was fun. How. How would I handle Maton? I don't know, man. That would be a really wild one. It'd be fun to see. Good luck. Yeah. For real? Yeah.

[A]

I hate Ambien.

[B]

I'm glad you brought that up. I. Last time I took Ambien, I accidentally donated my car to 1877 cars for kids Up. Part is, I live in my car now. I gotta. Why do you guys hate it so much? Explain to me why you hate it so much. This is not as bad as I thought. Foreign. He's not that bad. Yeah, I think I could handle Maton. I don't, but it'd be weird to see what angle he would try to troll me with because, I mean, I handled the Jesse Lee Peterson trolling, like, judo moves, dude. Like, there was no, like, I trolled jlp, like, equal of him trying to troll me. So, I mean, Matan would definitely be a level of trolling above jlp, but I think in the trolling semifinals, I think I'm ready for Maton. I mean, I handled JLP with judo moves, so I think. I think I'd handle it. Yeah, I could see you guys saying, like, he represents, like, just the shitty Reddit type of vibe, but just on the level of the. The humor, like, it's pretty funny to me so far. Live with all these little K. Breathe in. We're having fun. I Don't like PDF jokes, though. Those are always gross to me. So is he making PDF jokes? That'll. That usually ruins stuff for me, folks. There's no easy way to tell a

[A]

child their parents are dead.

[B]

There's no easy way to tell a child their parents are dead. There is a really, really scary way to do. Hey, Get over here, goofball. This is actually funny. Your dad fell on the grill at Benihana's last night. Thought he was gonna pull through. Then they brought out the onion volcano. I don't know, dude. I might have to disagree. This is kind of funny to me. Okay? I know all you guys are just saying cringe. Then who. Who, who is funny? All right, who do you think is actually funny? I mean, in terms of, like, standups, right? I mean, Sam Hyde. His stand up was great. It was. It was super funny. But like, in the standup world, outside of Sam Hyde, I want to know who you guys think is actually funny. Because there's so many haters. This is so cringe. This is awful. So tell me who's actually funny? Don't say Norm MacDonald. Everybody knows Norm McDonald's funny. I want to know who the haters think is funny.

[A]

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[B]

Yeah, we all know Mitch Hedberg is funny. I'm talking about, like, not people dead 10 years ago, 15 years ago. Like people today that are funny. Yeah, we know Sam Hyde. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tim Dillon is funny. Sure. See, no, we got some people. So basically just like you guys are just listing like the top five standups. So Eric Andre was funny when he had the show, that the show was funny, you know. Thank you. You guys think I'm funny. Appreciate that. You know, I'm not seeing a lot of Mark Norman. I know. BLA is a big Mark Norman fan. I haven't. You guys are joking with Amy Schirmer surely, right? Dude, the funniest standup of all time is Chelsea Handler. She's the funniest of all. Well, of course. So everybody's hating on the young up and comers and everybody's just listing like, the top. Dave Chappelle is funny. Yeah, of course. Dave Chappelle's funny. Ben Avery. Pastor Mike. Pastor Randy Balls is the funniest stand up of living memory. Mark Schultz. Mark Norman. Pastor. Who's Pastor Mike? Oh, you talking about Jim Bob's Pastor Mike? Look up Patrice o'. Neil. Dude, I know who Patrice o' Neal is. I've been watching stand up since I was 8 years old. I know who Patrice is. Yeah, Patrice was always. He was definitely funny. Yeah, Key and Peele are funny. They're. They're not standups, though. I'm specifically saying stand up. So I need to know, because you guys are. Are not vibing with Casey Rocket. I kind of like this wild, wacky style. I always like that. Like, the silly stuff, to me, is always funny. Like, I always thought, you know, Andy Kaufman was that style stuff was funny. So who. Everybody's saying. A lot of people are saying Dan Soder. Okay, let's see who Dan Soder is. Interesting. I've not actually heard Dan Soder. So maybe we should do some of these reels. Let's see Friction maxing.

[A]

You hear about this?

[B]

No.

[A]

Friction maxing is this. Obviously, it's an online idea. Like, everyone. Everyone's maxing. Everything's maxing.

[B]

Everything's max. So Mercedes, again, we're 80s. Everything's to the max.

[A]

Friction maxing is when instead of, like, making it easy on yourself, you make it.

[B]

Dude, who is this? Down syndrome co host, dude. This dude is, like, down syndrome from freaking over the. The tracks, dude.

[A]

The hardest way possible. Let's say you need, like, a roofing contractor. You don't Google that. You ask someone, and they're like, oh, I know a guy. You're like, okay, you check them out. You just do, like, everything. It takes the longest way as opposed to the easy way.

[B]

I'm kind of thinking I might be into friction Max. I think. I think that's how I live my life.

[A]

Me too. I'm into friction Maxine now. Like, if I go to the doctor's

[B]

office, I'm like, I'm not looking at

[A]

my phone the whole time. I'm just gonna look at people now.

[B]

They call that raw dogging, right?

[A]

Raw dogging. Yeah. I mean, I like friction maxing better.

[B]

Friction maxing does sound better because raw dogging is without a condom, and that's the coolest thing in the world, which

[A]

is also just known as sex.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, thousands and thousands of years was called. So now we're like, oh, it's. That's raw Dogging.

[B]

I know. It's just. That's just. Wait. That was kind of funny. Okay. Yeah, well, I'll have to check out Dan Soder. I've not seen his. Any of his stand up. Anyway. Where are we at? I'm totally lost off in. Do you guys like these stream of consciousness. Like, we didn't even half the time the titles of our streams. We don't even do the titles, which is kind of the fun, right? We. We never know where this. This live stream stream goes. And I love the stream of consciousness style improv. That's my. That's my vibe. Some online guy. Some guy online. Look up Martin Phillips. Martin? You talking about Martin Lawrence? You talking about Martin Lawrence? Yo, you gonna talk about a girl booty? Y' all ever seen them booty so big? Y' all ever seen a booty that big? I was like, damn, girl, that's booty. That's like. That's all I remember from like 90s. Like black stand ups in the 90s, dude. They all had like the same routine. You talking about more and more, Yo, I'm about to get a show on wb, dog. You so crazy. You know what I'm saying? Like, we talking about that booty, yo. You ever seen like a white girl booty that white girl, but let's start a sag and then you see like a black girl. Like, that's all it was like in the 90s, dude.

[A]

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[B]

Let's see what Martin Lawrence talking about. What you talking about, dog? Yeah, what's up? How much you want to bet he do a booty joke? That's right. That's right. I hear the ladies hollering for me like, I'm fine, fellow bipoc diva. See, y' all ain't gonna have to be believing on fire. He did the meme. It's 1994. He did the me in this. I remember I couldn't get the women back in the day. Now I got women. Me talking About. I don't know what it is about. You wouldn't happen to be this hundred grand in my pocket? That was kind of funny. But thank y' all for coming out. This means a lot. I'm having fun. I'm even noticing white people are coming. Here we go. Here we go, Here we go. Made that white joke. I hope he make a joke. Do you ever see white people dance? Y' all ever see white people daughter? They'd be like, black people, like, what the hell are white people doing? Don't try to dance now. You guys like me now, huh? Y' all never used to say to me, just move out the way. Move. That's actually pretty funny. White people are like, hey, Martin, you good boy. I like how forever and ever, every black comedian has always done the white person voice. And the white people dancing joke. It never gets old, too, right? But I actually think it's kind of funny, right? I don't care about it, like, but we should be able to do the black voice. You know what I'm saying? Like, it should be. It should be. It should be allowed for me to talk the way I truly want to talk. Ain't no double standards. That's all I'm trying to say, son. Yeah, but I got to with you. Cause I like you. I got to talk about this thing called racism. Oh, we got a racism bit. This is all the tropes, dude. Black standups, especially back in the 90s. It's the exact mirror of the way that women comedians are always being like and will always be right? My boyfriend, my mom, chocolate vagina, sax, right? That's all women comics. That's the five topics that they're limited to. And then for black people, it's, y' all ever see the white people try to dance? Yo, y' all ever seen a black girl booty versus a white girl booty? Yo, Racism. White people, like, we like you now, black guy, right? It's the same routine. Bothers me. It with me. I cannot believe racism still exists. She it me up. When some white people don't accept black people in America because you brought us to this. We was in Africa, Remember, in the 90s, when the white dudes would go on what was a deaf comedy jam and Evening at the Apollo. And, dude, 99 of the time, the white dudes would get booed off. Remember, Evening at the Apollo. If y' all don't know this, that was some wild dude. They would have a giant cane that they would pull you off of, right? When the crowd starts booing you. You gotta see this. If you never see. Seen this stuff, dude. And if I recall, there was only a couple white dudes that could ever tame the black comedy audiences, right? So here. Here's a black dude getting booed off of the stage. Evening at the Apollo. And, oh, this is. This is where Steve Harvey got his. He got his. He got his start at this, right? Watch this. This will give you an example. By the way, if I recall, I think Jim Carrey was one of the few white people. Because black dudes love Jim Carrey. They've always loved Jim Carrey. I think he was able to win over and tame the Evening at the Apollo audience. See. Yeah. Please welcome to the stage Jean Renee. By the way, let's talk about being mean. Think about the world of comedy and, like, the way people. Oh, you PJ Ds, mean dude. Could you imagine any of those people trying to make it at Evening at the Apollo? By the way, I think I'm one of the few white boys that could perhaps, perhaps survive an evening at the Apollo. Listen, I used to play basketball. I know the secrets to win over black people. Number one, impressions. If you can do impressions, do. Black people will love you. You can. Even if you do a few impressions and it makes the black people laugh, you can then get the. The past to impersonate black people. Then they love it. It. Right? Jim Carrey, he won over all the black people with impressions. But some black people can't win over the black. They watch this. Gene Renee. That's the thing is brutal, dude. It was brutal, dude. Dude, this brother just walked out. They're already booing. He just walked out. Dude's already getting booze. He disappeared. All right. Hey, Jean, how you doing? Oh, I thought it was all standup. Was it also, like variety show? Was it? Was it like, singing, too? I'm from Jersey City. All right. Damn. This brother just came from church. He was singing hymns. He just showed up. He's already getting booed. What are you going to do for us tonight, G? You bring me joy. Why we need a baker? You bring me joy. Listen, all the black people in the audience know that. Black people in the audience know I'm telling the truth. Because if a white dude is on the basketball team and he can make everybody laugh and do impressions, I'm good, dude. I'm good for Gene. Go ahead. By the way, then the black dudes will all be like, hey, dude, do the impression, dog. Do the impression of the teacher. Hey, hey, dude. Do that impression of Obama. Do that Impression. I think they need to give them a chance to hear them out. See, he just doing cringe core. Give this man a chance. He said, Dude, it took five seconds, and he's getting booed off the stage. That's. That's. That's how rough the Apollo was, Dude. He. He even started booing himself. He was like, all right, no, I'm done. I'm out of here. Boo. I'mma boo myself. She should have just turned. It would have been funny if he had turned around and started booing with the everybody else. Oh, they had the clown come out. They used to have a cane that would pull you off, like out of a cartoon or something, dude. So did Sinbad host it? Surely Sinbad didn't get pulled off the stage, did he? Let's see. I want to see a white boy actually making it on evening. Let's see. Oh, here's a white dude. Let's see if he can make it. Watch this. New Jersey in the house. A lot of people say you look like the president, man. What do you say? What do you feel about that? That's right. I definitely do. No doubt. Listen, look what I tell you. He did an impression of Bill Clinton, dude, that all black people already love him. They're like, oh, this white boy doing impressions. I love it. Now what you gonna do for us tonight? I'm gonna do Shaggy. It wasn't me. All right. See what I mean? If you're a white dude and you can do impressions and be silly, do the black people love it? But you better not try to sing R B and fail. You will know you won't show your face. Y' all. Give it up. My man Mike for it. This one goes out to two answers in my life. Hillary and Harlem. Here we go. See a white dude figured out how to crack the code. All you got to do, just do an impression and sing a. A goofy R and B song or something, and you're good, dude. Oh, here's a crazy white chick. She going to get booed, dude. Oh, Elizabeth, She's got a troll doll pinned to her shirt. You know, the funny thing about this show is, like, this is like, you know, American Idol or whatever before American Idol, but it's black American, so it's like ghetto American Idol, But. But the fun of the show is when the people are bombing. Like William hung bombed on American Idol, right? Welcome to the Apollo Theater.

[A]

You.

[B]

You.

[A]

You make your home where here in New York City.

[B]

And you're originally from. From Puerto Rico. Also, she's a Latinx dude, she thought. She thought she had enough street cred being Latinac. She can make it, Rico. Ah, an island that I'm familiar with you could get away with. With a black crowd you could get away with.

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Being funny, but if you can't sing, like, if you could do stand up and do impressions, you can get away with it. But if you're gonna sing to a black audience, you better be able to sing, dude, or you're gonna get trounced and you're gonna do something comedy. Comedy.

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All right, go on out there.

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Oh, dude. Oh, even worse. I thought she was gonna sing. She. Oh, man. She chose comedy. Oh, Elizabeth, make us laugh. Come on, Apollo. How many?

[A]

You ain't age child of the 80s and a spirit is trying to speak

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through me right now. Hello, boys and girls. I'm here.

[A]

We hear it.

[B]

This is like two seconds, dude. Anyway, how do we get onto this? Oh, y' all said to watch patrice. Let's see what happens when you get booed. See the whole y', all, y', all all basic. See, a lot of y' all is racist in the audience and you hating on every stand up. But you're just like the Apollo crowd that you hate. I'm joking. Just booing. Just hating on everybody. Just booing. Boo no matter what. First words out of his know. Good grief, dude. All right, let's. Let's find white comedian who is successful here. I guarantee it's going to be the people either making white jokes or doing impressions. Watch. Here's a white boy ripping now. He's opened up for Jeff Foxworthy, Bernie Mack, and my girl Margaret Cho. And he has entertain our troops on the USO tour. Please. I'm like six' four.

[A]

It sucks being tall, though, cuz short people always mess with you like midgets. You know, they're always starting stuff. Hey, Sasquatch, how's the weather up there? I don't know. Why don't you check the thermometer,

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See if you do. If you're a white dude, do it and you do a white Dance. The black people love it. Yeah.

[A]

Wow. I went to Jamaica. Yeah, that's nice. Jamaica's nice. I got stopped at customs. The lady thought I was high, you know. She's like, are you bringing any drugs into Jamaica? I was like, drugs into Jamaica. That's like bringing Slim fast. Ethiopia. So I live in Brooklyn, too.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Brooklyn's nice. People don't appreciate it, man. There's so much cultural stuff there. Like, I was walking through the park today. I see this old man doing tai chi. Like, that's beautiful. But then look closer. It's not an old man doing tai chi. It's one of those heroin guys. It never falls over.

[B]

Yeah, see, that's how you. Like, you could. You can do it. You can get away with it. Anyway, let's see. Last one right here. Last one say, oh, yeah. What's up, man? How you doing? Hey, I'm all right. Tonight. Harlem. How you doing, man?

[A]

All right.

[B]

Now, where you from? He walks out like a dad, but also a pimp. But also British. Like, what, man? Now I'm from anwep. All right. For the people out there who ain't got no map, where's that at, man? It doesn't really matter, cuz this is where it's at. You know what I'm saying? It's like, dadcore, British pimp, but also back home. Is he gonna sing? Let's see what he's gonna do. I gotta thank all the people in Jackie Robinson park because that's why I wrote this track, man. That's hot. That's hot. Now I'm feeling. I'm feeling that. That chain, man. What you gonna do for us tonight? Oh, man, I'm gonna bring the love. All right. Give it up, my man Von. Von V. Y' all. On. I have the best job on the planet. I fly around the world and make love can dream of it for planets it either happens or it does. I like it. He was this dude, British dude, was doing cringe core 20 years ahead of time, dude. Get it. What did I say? He dances like a goofy white dude. Boom. You're in, dude. Listen, if you are ever in a dangerous situation, you're in the ghetto, you're on the streets, right? You get approached, you getting held up. Start dancing like a goofy white dude. Start singing something. Be careful. You don't sing bad, though. You're good. This. Nobody does this strategy. You got them. If you make the black people laugh, you're good, dude. Get it on. Come with me into a dream the whole World is. Is a bed. We, we. The whole world is a bed. This is awesome. I love this. This white dude cracked the code. Dude, what did I tell you? Do an impression. Dance goofy. Act silly, like a pimp or something. You're in, man. I guess Bill Burr, he won him over. Does evening out Apollo still exist? Or is it. Does it not exist? I want to see. By the way, I think. Did Jim Carrey ever do this? I think he did. I don't know. Maybe you didn't do the Apollo. I don't know. Anyway, it would just be proven what I said. Like, if you. If you're a white dude, even at the Apollo, you better have an impression, and you better be able to dance like a white dude. Let me get back to the super chats. Some guy online says, nah, dude, Patrice. Martin Phillips. You killing me, wigger. No, no, I know who Patrice o' Neal is. I just thought it would be funny to pull up Martin Lawrence. That's why I did. I know the difference between Patrice and Martin. Dude, I was in the 90s. I remember when the WB existed, okay? And the WB was Martin and the Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Hello. I forget what else is on the wb. I don't know what else is on there. Maybe there's. Those are the ones that are memorable. The chicken says Nate Bargazzi is pretty funny. He's got good dry humor. I mean, I've seen some funny Nate Bargetzi clips. It's. He's. I don't watch a lot of Nate Bargazi, but, yeah, I'm sure he does. He do clean comedy. I think he does clean comedy. Yeah, That's. This is the boy. This boy from Tennessee right here from Nashville. The king of clean comedy. Yeah, he does clean stuff. Angelo says for $10, you gotta watch Dan Soder, Andre the Giant, and Macho Man. Impressions are some of the best. He did this with Will Sasso on CVV with also impersonating Hulk Hogan. That sounds funny. I can't believe y' all think I don't know who Patrice o' Neal is. Dude, Doug Stanhope has a funny Jew joke. Watch it. Well, I can't. You didn't. I can't do a link in a super chat. Dude. Does it come up if I put it in? Let's see. You know, I think Doug Stanhope could be funny at times. The problem is, like, those really nihilistic atheist comedians, it's just so dark that it get. It gets. It gets too dark to where I don't feel like I'm it's funny. I don't mind some dark jokes. You know what I mean? Here and there. But. Is this the joke you're talking about? Like the History Channel, like, it turned. Remember when the History channel was actually history stuff in the late 90s and then it became aliens, Nazis and Holocaust. That's all it was. Is that the clip that was kind of funny. People make a dollar off of the talent that are just could be cut out. They're middlemen, they're leeches and they, they don't need to exist. Oh, sizzles, sizzles. All right, I got lost. How do we. We got. We always get. Do you like, do you guys like the detours into like metal and stand up? I don't even know. You got to tell me if you like this or is this. I mean, you guys are sending me super chats. I guess you like it. That's a good gauge. So we didn't even get to the ghost. Whatever. Let's see, where are we at? There's a ton of super chats here.

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Will you do any more formal debates? Yeah, I'm not opposed to formal debates. I just don't know that the religious debates are like. I would still do. I would do like another Kyla Brian Shapiro. You know, that kind of a political, that kind of stuff. Feminism. Sure. Luigi got shroom, $10. I love you, Jay. God bless you. Can we still come help? Will you still help clean up the debate room? I mean, if you guys ask me a question at a super chat, I will answer your question. So yeah, if you ask me a question like what do I do to debate, like a master debater, I will answer your questions absolutely. Thank you for the well wishes. Iron Giant, $5. We had an African dude and a pastor show up at our inquiry. We had an African dude and a pastor show up in our Inquirers class and try to debate the priest. This sounds like comedy here. Can we get a video clip of this? Why are you gay with your idol? I come directly from Africa and I do not believe in all of your idol you have in your church. And the pastor's like, why do y' all got them idols? I agree with my. My African friend here. How many idols can we have in one church, Friend? This sounds awesome. However, this must have gotten crazy because the he says in the super chat, our other priests didn't even let them into the building. This is funnier than standup dude. We need a video of this. This African dude. He probably had African garb on too. He showed up. Why are you gay? Why do you have so many idol together with a Baptist pastor trying to debate and your priest didn't even let him in the building. This sounds awesome. None of your business. $5. I just want to take this minute to shout out Trent Horn, who absolutely sucks. Jay, thank you for all that you do. I learned much from you. Thank you. None of your business. Shout out to all the bipoc queens in the audience. Aiden says for $5. Hail to the bipoc queen. The queen Zot Haderach of Wigsantium. He knows the proper titles, of which there are many. Thank you so much. LA2 says Jay. I'm a cradle orthodox. I greatly appreciate your content. Thank you very much. I'm actually one of the top 1% fans according to the YouTube data, and I'm proud of it. That's also the kind of fan that will show up at my bathroom at night ready to choke me if I make him mad. So that's a. A. That's a dangerous type of fan, but I love you. Craftsman says for $5 you are a peacock. We got to let you fly. I read that, but I liked it. I'm gonna read it again. Lisa Blues Lover. $5. Sola Only texts are wildly actually anti context. I think you're talking about soul scripture protestant quoting the be gentle verses when you're actually rebuking demonic evil false teaching. Yeah, exactly. Yo, they just trying to keep a brother down. That's all it is. They don't want this. They don't want to play a to exercise his full potential. They're trying to stunt me. You know what I'm saying? Ain't gonna happen. I'm a judo Move them. I'm a judo chop Judo outdo him. They coming at me. I'm a judo. I'm gonna move around and I'm gonna blow up Mac like I don't know nobody. Jerome says for $10. Don't worry, Jay. We have your memorial service fit for a wig. Xanthium king. Where did anybody get this idea? I was retiring. All I said was, I'm done debating retards. That's it. Everybody just interpreted it their own way. Everybody went Protestant with my. With my phrase, interpreted themselves. Griff, $5. You mentioned a movie that was indie where a guy was trying to perfect the ritual and steal a body and. No. So I saw this independent horror movie that I've never been able to figure out what it was. I want to say it was mid-2000s, maybe 2005, 6. And it was a foreign movie. It could have been Italian. It could have been a Polish horror movie. I don't know. It was foreign movie though, because it was subtitles. And it was a Roman Catholic priest who everybody thought he was like a normal priest or whatever, but he was engaged in these secret rituals because he was an occultist who believed that he could live forever through putting his soul into another body. So he believed in reincarnation. But then he figured out this. Through some ritual, he could put his soul into some unfortunate body and then move on. And I always. I just remember it as being like. That was a pretty creepy, weird, esoteric. But it's. I've never been able to find it. It's been forgotten. By the way, there was also another movie I've never been able to find from, I want to say 20 2008. 9. I saw it on like IFC independent movie channel one night randomly, and it was like Napoleon Dynamite, but it was about a girl and it was this nerdy girl. And no, it's not. I know you're all gonna say, oh, it's Valley of the Dolls. It's not that. It was a girl who went to work at like a donut shop or like a. A fast food joint. And she was just super nerdy. And it was like the female version of the deploying diner. It was actually funny. I've never been able to find what that movie was. So there's like, there's a handful of movies that are like lost to history that I've never seen. And I've looked at, you know, various chat GPT, you know, nobody can. I've looked at various periods over the years. Never been able to find either either of these movies. It's not Ghost World. It doesn't have anyone famous in it. Ghost World has Scarlett Johansson in was much more like Napoleon Dynamite in terms of like indie kind of quirky style. It wasn't Ghost World. And the girl that got the job, like, she even kind of looked like Napoleon Dynamite. It was like. It was literally. I mean, they were they were probably trying to copy Napoleon Dynamite but for a girl. But it wasn't Ghost World and this was more like 2006. 7, 8. It's not a good burger. It wasn't black people. It was white dudes. If you guys have any ideas as to what those movies might be, feel free to suggest it. Although I doubt many of you are gonna gonna figure it out. It's not Dollhouse. No, I'm looking at the chat to see if anybody has any ideas. Y' all are talking about some dude that's gay in the chat who is Zozone has basically taken over the chat and everyone is debating his sexual status. You're here just to insult the chat? All right, you're gone, dude. Get out of here. I assure you my chat is not low iq. My chat is majority fast boys. So if you're going to try to do disgenics in my chat, you going to get weeded out, son. You're going to get cold out of this chat. Okay, here's an mons turd. Somebody says there might be a interesting 2003 film. Let's see. Interesting. I don't think it had to do with poop jokes. This looks way more B movie ish than I remember. Yeah, no, this is, this is. This is way more homemade. This was like a full production indie. It wasn't like B movie gray. It was a movie gray. But it was like independent, independent style. No, it wasn't. This, whatever this is. It wasn't Silent Bob. No. You guys are never gonna, you know, somebody did mention one time Attack of the Killer Donuts I think before, but I don't think this was 2016. This was earlier than that. Now. This isn't it. Yeah, it wasn't a horror movie. It was just a. It's just one of those nerd, like super, you know, quirk Chungus nerd people trying to, you know, coming of age, kind of. It was just like Napoleon Dynamite. No, I've seen all of the Jared Hess movies. It's not Sasquatch King. Anyway, I don't, I don't think you guys are going to figure it out. Anybody know the horror movie? It's weird too that there's like these forgotten movies. Imagine making a movie. Like, you know, whoever made these, they probably spent, spent you know, years of their life, you know, to make their dream come true. And then unfortunately, some of these movies have like just been forgotten to history. Fast food, Fast women. I don't think it was a 2000 era, but let's check I mean in other words, not from the year 2000. It would be more like 2008 or 9. No, I don't think this is it. Let's. Let's see. Is this a foreign film? No, I don't think it was this. Anyway, good tries though. Appreciate you. You guys attempting. Nice try, dude. Hell hole for the horror movie. I mean there can't be that many pre movies about a priest trying to reincarnate in a dead body. I mean, but maybe, maybe AI is going to get like super advanced to where it can know and figure out this stuff. Hell, Holton, this is from 2020, 24. No, I'm talking about an independent movie that came out around 2005, 6, 7. This, this is a foreign movie though, so. But it says this is a shutter movie from a year ago now. This isn't it, superstar. Let's see. No, I can't. No, it's not. It's nobody famous. Like no Saturday Night Live people. It's all indie people. And this is freaking. What's her fan? Molly Shannon. This character, by the way, I never thought was funny. This, this character is so stupid and not funny to me. I never understood why people thought this character was funny. It's like one of the worst. No, it's not. Juno again guy. It's not Eagle versus Shark. I like everything from Flight of the Concords. But no, it's not Serbian film. No, it doesn't have anybody famous in it. It was a independent film. Fast Food High. Let's see. I don't see a movie called Fast Food High. You and I T Y. You and I T Y. It's not the Order. That's Heath Ledger trying to ingest sin as a sin eater. That movie's terrible. The Order is so bad you can't even watch it, dude. It's awful. Bernie Mac stand up review. Dude, I can't even understand half of what burn. It's like, what the hell is Bernie Mac even saying? And I'm like, what did Bernie Mac just say? Black people are dying laughing. I'm like, I don't understand what he said. You would kill it on Kill Tony. I don't know. You just never know. Legend of the East, I clicked on, but would have. But would you do. Wait, I just clicked in. Would you do high tier religious debates with Gavin? Gavin has said like 10 times he won't debate. I don't know where you guys get the idea that Gavin or Gavin is never going to debate all these people that you think, why don't you Just debate Gavin or what's. They've already said like 10 times. They want. You're watching. And likes is almost equal. Well, that's crazy. I don't know if I've ever seen that. Oh, wow, that's crazy. 1,200 likes and 1300 viewers at this phase. That's pretty crazy. I don't think I've ever seen that. Sanctuary. Oh, that might be. That sounds. That sounds possible. Sanctuary 2009. It does. That sounds like it could be. See, this is the power of the audience. Dude. This doesn't. No, wait, this different movie. Let's see. Well, that says TV series. Let's see. This looks like some damn Thai movie, dude. It's not. It's no Thai movie with Asian dudes jumping around kicking. No, dude, it's a priest trying to put his soul into another body in a ritual in the middle of the night. So what the heck are you guys talking about? Sanctuary2009 dude's recommending like Korean, Thai. Like Jim Lee. Not Jim Lee. Bruce Lee movies, dude. Oh, dude, it's not Eagle versus Shark. It's not. It's not. Nobody famous not fly the concourse. Anyway, you guys are never gonna get it. Let's just give up. I don't think you guys will get it. It did sound like something legit though. Like. Like Sanctuary sounds like the type of title it would be anyway.

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[B]

Maybe we'll do that. We'll. Look, I'm gonna still be doing the constant live streams, you guys. There's nothing to worry about. If you really want your theology questions, feel free to ask them to me. You can just. We're just not going to be debating retards. It's that simple. Nothing to worry about. I'm not going to an old folks home. Let's see, where was I? Got lost in the super chats here. Let's see. None of your business. You can't sharpen iron with snowflakes. There are many snowflakes. Very Accurate Papa Pumpkin says David the Naked ruse. Lawn gnome look around. How'd that song go? I hated they of the gnome too. Like, I remember when I was a kid, like, you'd be watching Nickelodeon. You're waiting for something good to come on and then you're having to, like, sit through freaking David the Gnome episodes. I'm like, oh, please. Into Temptation. Ninth Heart. Dude, you got. I feel like now you guys are just making up titles. You're just making up movies that sound like it'd be a real. Just to troll me to get me to look up bunch of fake ass movies. And you're just giving me, like, you know, Taiwanese action flick titles. Which is kind of funny, though. Unit, by the way, I knew that that wasn't Queen Latifa. You think I don't know my fellow bipoc divas? I know who Queen Latifa is. I just wanted to sing. You and ity. I'll try. Y', all we gotta stay together y' all my people we gotta stay bound together, dude. So if I start singing. U n I T Y don't assume that I don't know who Queen Latifah is. Bigots. Damn. No, it's not the fountain, dude. What? What? In anything that I described would be like, Hugh Jackman reincarnating and Rachel Weisz. There's not even any Roman Catholic priests in that movie. The movie is called Napoleon Dynamite, but it's a girl from 2007. By the way, I did do an analysis of the fountain. It is in esoteric Hollywood 3. Look up bullet with Mickey Rourke and Tupac. We forget about that era of the 90s when they were, like, taking Martin Lawrence and Tupac and giving them movie roles. There's quite a few of those, actually. Yikes. Dude, this. I bet you this is rough, dude. Unit Y. Do it even have a trailer? Oh, bro, how come Patty not making the drop, man? Yo, Tupac trying to look like Slick Rick, dude. What's up? I guarantee you he said, yeah, I'm gonna look like Slick Rick in this video. He's a punk. You'll not take orders. Got a problem with that, Rico? I got no problem. I got no problem. Do y' all want me to go back to wearing the kangaroo kangal? I mean, I got a kangal hat. Maybe we should go back to that era because basically hats are pretty much ruined, right? But, like, shitty dudes ruined almost all hats. So you can't wear. Like. I'm not. Like, I was gonna wear a fedora anyway, but I Mean, the atheists ruined fedoras. I mean, baseball hats are okay, but the problem is baseball hats are, like, they're too casual. You know what I mean? Wearing a baseball cap hat. I mean, I still wear those. That's basically the only hat that you can get away with. And the trucker hat's okay. I've been wearing that trucker hat in the interviews and whatnot. But I feel like maybe it's time to just go freaking Fuzzy Kangal dude. Just go straight up Slick Rick, you know what I mean? I need a dookie chain, too, by the way. Watch out. Hey, yo, boy. Yo, come see me, man. You do what I asked? Yeah, man. Called that Marikon left him. I told him we got a smoke on there, so believe me, don't be here. Don't worry about it. Look, give this to Pruitt. I didn't even recall there was a. A Tupac movie. That's crazy. Oh, here's a trailer. He did eight years in prison to the free world, man, For a crime he didn't commit. I robbed the old man's liquor store Old bully did was drag like to call now he's out to protect the. Oh, man, this looks like unwatchable, dude. Poor Mickey Rourke, dude. What happened to that dude? Like, I know Mickey Rourke was in the orthodox movie. Maybe he's becoming orthodox. I'm not dissing Mickey Rourke. I'm just saying, like, there was obviously, like, peak Mickey Rourke in the 90s, cuz. If you remember, he was the villain in. I mean, he was still getting, like, major roles. He kind of. His career is kind of, like, parallel with Van Damme, right? Because he was in double team. He was the villain in double team. And then, I guess drugs and alcohol, I don't know, bake your work story, but. And then I didn't see Mickey Rourke forever. And then remember one day he, like, popped up on Twitter saying he would. He wanted to beat up Alex Jones. Like, you don't hear from Mickey Rourke for, like, 15 years, and then, like, in 2017, he's like, like, I'm gonna beat the out of Alex Jones. And then you don't see Mickey Rourke for another 10 years until he pops up in man of God for, like, one minute, right? What? Like just a. That's a wild career, dude. And his physical transformation is also crazy, too, because if you look back at Mickey Rourke in double team with Van Damme, when he was the villain, he was like this. He was, like, buff as hell, ready to kick some butt, right? He was about to take down Van Damme, dude, right? So he went from like looking like buff villain dude in movies, and then I don't know if he got like Botox or something or like, let's see. Let's see what he looked like in 2010. Dude, he was turning into like a. A festival. Yoga chick. Dude, he looks like a festival. He looked like he's an intentional community. Yoga chick, right? And then it. He started looking crazier and crazier. Then he started looking like he was in a. He was in the apocalypse already, right? Like the apocalypse hadn't even happened. And he's already looking like a dude out of the apocalypse. And then it would seem. Let's see if we can find him. That clip of him saying he was going to beat up Alex Jones, which is funny as hell, dude. No, this is not. There was a clip where Alex. Where Mickey Rourke, when Alex was getting super popular. I want to say like 2017. And then Mickey. Roy. It's probably over Trump stuff or something on the. I'm gonna beat the out Alex Jones. I see him. Remember that? That was crazy because Alex talked about it when it happened anyway. And then you don't see. You don't hear nothing. And then. Then suddenly when they did. Man of God. It's like you're watching. It's like Mickey Rourke's laying in the bed. What the heck? What is going on? But he was only in the movie for like, one. And I'm not trying to hate on the movie. I. I thought that. I mean, I love the story of Saint Nectarios, but there was something weird with the way they edited this movie where it's just like skipping around and it's like one minute and then it skips. The editing was just bizarre. This made it very difficult to follow. Anyway. Oh, this might be it. 2009 movie, the Priest. I hope you're not talking about that one with Paul Bettany, because it's not that. But it could be that. It sounds like something. It would be. I'm gonna be surprised if you guys actually found the movie that I never then. Oh, no, it's not Paul Betney Priest, dude. That's not it. That's 2011. Now. This is a Russian movie. Dude, that's not it. Are you talking about. Okay, the Paul Betany one. That's for like a comic book movie. That's 2009. The 2011. What movie are you talking about? Dude? I love how when I describe a movie, you guys give me, like a movie that has nothing in common. With that. It's like there was this movie about an occultist in, you know, 2007, priest who's in a church trying to put himself through occult rituals into a new body. Oh, you're talking about the Spongebob movie from 2018. Like what? No, nothing like it. I want to see David the gnome in his early life. No you don't, cuz it's all nude. Nude dudes. Some guy online. Did you ever listen to Laidback Luke or Afro Jack? The name sound familiar? British broadcasting used to have hours of them back in the day to get me through work. Is that like radio shock jock comedy? I mean if that's in. If you're in the U.K. no, we didn't like people in the U. S didn't know about British broadcasting and that kind of stuff until probably the 2010s it seems like maybe even later. Right? Like the Sherlock Holmes with Benedict cucumber snatch. That really made people in America start watching and getting interested in, you know, British drama type stuff. So I don't think most people in the, in the. In America would have been aware of. I mean, I didn't even hear about like, you know, famous British comedy, sketch comedy stuff. Like I just went blank. Old. Old. My mind's turning to mush because we're four hours in. What's the old. Old Bob, Old Dave, Old. Who's the really wacky British sketch guys? I went blank. Anyway, nobody even heard about them until. I didn't hear about them until like 2000 and tens. So yeah, the office UK that also brought audiences into. I mean, yeah, we were all familiar with Monty Python because they had movies though, not because of like BBC or radio or whatever. Old Greg. I'm sorry, yeah, so old Greg and M. Mighty Bouche. Right. I didn't hear about Mighty bouche until like 2000 and tens. And you know, they're, they're super funny. Yeah, Mighty Bush. You know what was weird too is I think Sam High was talking about this too. I didn't realize that Gareth Moringi, If you watch this, this was way ahead of its time, right. And you can watch it all on YouTube apparently some. So the British comics were doing the Tim and Eric stuff that style way before Tim and Eric. If you watch Garth Moringi's Dark Place, which is really funny by the way. It's literally Tim and eric stuff, like 10 years before Tim and Eric. And obviously I'm not a fan of, you know, that stuff anymore per se in the sense of like Tim and Eric stuff. But I, I, I mean, they have some funny skits and some funny stuff and I, I liked it in the 2010s, but I kind of thought, well, they were doing stuff nobody's ever done. But actually, Garth, Merengue stuff is pretty much 10 years ahead of them, so. Gotta give credit where credit's due. I think Mighty Boosh is funny. I think they're really funny. That's my kind of stuff. Like to me, that's funny. Benny Hill. No, dude, that's Boomer. That's awful. Boomer. That's just not funny at all. High plains grifter. Russian movie. Night Watch and Day Watch. I like those. I remember watching those in the 2000s. I mean, that's vampires though. But yeah, I've always liked Night Watch and Day Watch. I thought they were, they were really, really good. Yeah, exactly. See, we got people in the chat that know what's up. Garth Marenghi is, is awesome. I don't think you guys are ever going to figure out that movie. There is a TV movie called incarnation from 2010 that's Polish. Oh, it could have had a DVD release in the US. Well, it doesn't come up here. Is it about a priest trying to reincarnate himself through occult rituals? 50 shades of gray, 50 shades of gay. Dude. No, I've never, like. I'm sorry, I know a lot of people love kids in the hall. I just, I've never liked kids in the hall. Never thought they were funny. I mean, they have a couple skits that are funny, but I hate it when kids in the hall would, come on, dude, it's not from the 90s. Dude. It's not, it's not going to be from the 90s. Finn 64. $10. Do you like justice? I mean, I'm not a villain, so yeah, I, I like justice. I like virtue. I like the good guys winning. Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm on the side of justice. Sure. I'm not a social justice warrior, but I like justice. That's a very odd comment there. I'm wondering, do you ever do any esoteric deep dives on albums? You must be talking about a band or something. Who's Justice? Dave Justice? The Atlanta Braves? I don't know, man. That's a good question. We've never really done.

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I did a pretty in depth analysis of Radioheads Burn the Witch. That was a pretty wild. We should have done more of that. But you know, music videos are less popular than they used to be. I do remember writing an esoteric analysis of this though. I wonder if that still is up on the Internet somewhere. Let's see. I remember writing it with that. I think I co wrote it with that new age chick. Does that still come? That'd be crazy if that still comes up. Let's see. Oh, maybe it is still here. Wow, it is. Look at that, huh? I can't believe that's still up. Dude. I totally forgot about this. Yeah, so in 2016 I co wrote an analysis with that Jennifer Sodini chick. An entire breakdown of Radio Heads Burn the Witch. I totally forgot about this. So I'll give you. Here's some lore for you right here. Here's this in the chat. You can watch that if you want. Or read that I should say. And let me put it over here in this other chat for the other streams. Yeah, what did I say about this? Let's see. Okay, so Radiohead, I guess had not done us an album in a long time. Now this isn't an album analysis, but I do remember, I think we did a podcast on this too because if I recall, is it okay Computer, which was influenced but had all these like 911 references in it. Is that right? So I think. Yeah, I think this is, this is some lore right here, dude. Oh yeah, there's like a dude that's like a mason in the video. The little puppet Mason dude. Like a grant, like a grand master. There's a Maypole. I forgot all about this, dude. I will say though that the, you know, Radiohead has a pretty consistent pattern of weird esoteric going on. Yeah, we do talk about okay computer and then the, the what many people believe are the sort of 911 references prior to 911 in Radiohead's album art. Because you can see there's like a. I think that's supposed to be skyscrapers. Yeah. Oh, that's right. Radiohead's art and okay, computer is influenced by Alan Moore's government False Flag comic book that he wrote. Because people don't know that before Alan Moore did the other stuff that he got famous for. He did this comic book about CIA mind control, drug trafficking. I forget the name of that comic book. Oh, it's called Brought. So there's Brought to Light Alan Moore and Bill Sinkovich. Based on the shocking lawsuit filed by the Christic Institute. This is crazy, dude. This is a. Here's a schizo rabbit hole right here for you, dude. Alan Moore, the Crowian comic book artist. You've all seen Watchmen and you know, V for Vendetta appears to have based his 1988 graphic novel on Colonel Fletcher Prouty's secret team and CIA covert operations. Oh, wow, that's crazy. I forgot about all this. In a book called Brought to Light that Alan Moore and Bill Singiewicz co authored, the numbers of people killed by the CA Sponsored False flag stuff is measured in swimming pools. The average human body holds a gallon of blood. So the pools of blood is apparently what might be referenced in the COVID or in the Radiohead album art. Yeah, dude, I forgot about all this. See what you guys think. Go. And again, this is. This is from a long time ago. I might have. I might disagree with some of the takes I had in this. I don't even remember what my takes were in this, but. But I. I vaguely remember it now, so. Interesting. By the way, I think it's a pretty good song. I'm not like a ma. Massive Radiohead super fan by like some of their songs, but I think there are. Or they're. I mean they're like Libs obviously, so. But they might be. They might be crolian, I don't know. Pro$20. The 1995 Mortal Kombat movie theme song has one of the best techno tracks. I actually bought that single back in the day in the nineties. Mortal Kombat. Yeah. Chronicles. Five dollars. Who your favorite EDM trance house artist DJs. There's a lot. Cuz. I mean I've been a techno head since 1991, so I mean, dude, there's a lot like. I mean I like all the 90s era stuff like. Like Prodigy, Massive Attack, Chemical Brothers, obviously all the. All the 90s stuff that I grew up with. Crystal Method. When it comes to that kind of stuff. Like that stuff still gets a lot of play in my. Let me just pull up my playlist here and see what's on the playlist of late because a lot of it's still techno stuff. I listen to a lot of unibeat stuff. I listen to a lot of like. Ben Boomer. I still like Nero. Nero is one of my Favorites for the last 15 years, probably. I'm scrolling through my playlist right now. Obviously, Depeche Mode is like one of the top three of all time for me. I like a lot of Dead Mouse. I've listened to dead mouse for 20 years. Above and beyond stuff. Listen to them for 20 years. You're listening to A State of Trance with Armin Van Buren. I mean, I've been listening to that stuff for 20 years. I don't know. So those are kind of the classics. More recently, I've listened to. When I'm not listening to, like, 90s stuff, I'm listening to. I listen to a lot of Hannah's mixes. I like her quite a bit. Like, if I'm doing some where I need background music, I listen to Hannah's stuff usually. I like her mixes a lot. Who else am I listening to? I. I like quite a bit of Kat Von D's music because her stuff is very. If you haven't heard her stuff, it's very Cynthy. At least her last couple albums are pretty. Cynthia, I would say right now, my favorite Kat Von D song is probably Fear you. I mean, that's one of the bigger ones, but that one has like, you know, 2 million views. So if you haven't heard. If you like synth stuff, you would like this one. She did a. She did a song with Gunship that's pretty good, but it's. It's kind of slower. I like faster stuff, so. But her Gunship song is good. Black Blood Red Kiss. This one's good. Yeah. I mean, I remember when I first heard that she did music, I was like, I didn't know she did music. And then I was pleasantly surprised. Not that I, you know, like, I just didn't expect her to be good at, like, the type of music that I like. It just wasn't what I expected. So. Yeah, it was a pleasant surprise to see. Oh, actually, her stuff's pretty awesome. So trying to think of other. I like. Roy, stop. You know, I've liked a lot of this. The kind of popular stuff. Oh, yeah. I'm big Bjork fan. I've liked Bjork since. Yeah, I used to listen to even the Sugar cubes in the 90s. Dude, I don't think she was better as Sugar cubes. No. But I've liked Bjork since. I like London Grammar a lot. Yeah.

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I do like in you. I don't like Sail Away, but I like a lot of in his other stuff. Yeah, Sneaker Pimps are great. Did you know Sneaker Pimps had a new song that was pretty good? They waited like 20 years to do a song. And then the new one. Well, they actually have two. This one is. This one's okay. It's a. It's kind of weird. But then the new. I thought this new song was really catchy, so I'm surprised I didn't get more views on this. But this one's good. Just the music itself. The video is kind of weird, but the new. This new Sneaker Pimps was good. Love Me Stupid, I thought was pretty cool. It was all right. Yeah. You know what's weird is like in the 90s, I like massive Attack, but I wasn't a super Massive Attack fan. And I like Crystal Method, but I wasn't a super Crystal Method fan. But by the 2000 and tens, I was listening to Massive Attack and Crystal Method more than any of the other stuff in the 90s because I didn't really listen to them in the 90s, I listened to Non Stop Chemical Brothers, Non Stop Prodigy, and then by the 2010s, I was listening to Massive Attack and Crystal Method more than I was listening to anyone else. So in my playlist. Yeah, I mean, we listen to Bjork all the time. I want to say, actually nowadays my favorite Bjork album is probably. I don't really like the later Bjork stuff. It just got too weird for me. But I mean, the first two Bjork albums are probably the best. The third one's okay with Yoga, that one's all right. But the first two are probably the best. Do I like Hot Chip? It's okay. I don't listen to Apex Twin. I've never really gotten into them. I gave them many tries. I remember when they first came out and they would. They would. They would be played on Liquid Television all the time. Because back in the 90s we didn't have a way to. To like find new bands except for these weird shows that MTV would play in the middle of the night. Like Liquid Television. I remember first Hearing Apex Twin on there. And I just. It wasn't really. It didn't vibe with me. Master P, Katy Perry, you know, in the 90s, it was like. If you met a girl that like techno, it was like, whoa. Oh, this is like. I mean, I lived in the Bible Belt, so there were no girls. There was like one girl at my high school that like techno and she dated my buddy, so it's like nobody liked techno in the 90s, dude. Anyway, I. I have to say, though, that, like, probably my favorite DJ of late is. And I mean, he makes his own songs too, but I mean, this dude's really good, man. It's hard not to like because he's got his own smooth style with his trance tracks. Because I was super into trance in the 2010s, that's all I. 2000, 2010s is mostly what I listened to, and I kind of got bored and played out with trance. But then, like, his stuff of late has really been, like, getting me back into listening to some trans stuff. So I like his stuff a lot. I like Idris. Yeah. I mean, his song with Mac DeMarco is pretty good. I actually. I liked Lana Del Rey when her album was out. Like, her first album when she was like, super. Nobody knew who Atlanta Del Rey was when the. The one with video games and all that came out. I liked her then. And I pretty much always like most Landon Del Rey stuff. Techno got the ortho aesthetics. Yeah, I would say so. When was the last time you cried to a song? That's probably a joke question, but I think there's a couple Florence in the Machine songs that will make me tear up. Yeah. So a lot of you guys. I like Deep Dish. Yeah. I'm. I'm a big house fan too, so there's a lot of house stuff I like. I used to play Deep Dish all the time back in the 2010s, dude. And the 2000s, 2010s, I never really got into John Digweed. I don't know why. It's just sometimes if it's too repetitive, it's just. I don't. And I mean, Deep Dish is super repetitive, but. But I liked a lot of their mixes from the 2000s, for sure. Yeah. I like Tiesto. I liked. Liked all the big guys. BT y. Do I. I see some of the Rumble Chat popping up, but the problem is, like, usually I'm looking at the YouTube chat, so. Because I'm looking for the super chats, and I don't think Rumble Rumble does, like, bitcoin chats, doesn't it? It. Which will be cool, but I don't know if I've ever gotten any bitcoin shots. But if you do want to support me via bitcoin, you can do so right here. That's my bitcoin wallet. I think we're going to switch over to. There's a couple bitcoin outlets that reached out to me. I talked to river and I talked to. I forget the name of the other one. But we'll probably look to one of those to be who we use for bitcoin referrals. Because Swan. Bitcoin is. They're not doing referrals anymore. So. Phantogram. Yeah. I'm a big Fantagram fan. Absolutely. Some guy says black audio and Wombats I don't know about. I've not heard black audio. I've always liked. I like the new Phantogram song or the newish one angel is draving $10. I thought it was cool that Kat Von D's husband is Raphael since we've begun over the Book of Toba. Yeah, that's interesting. You know, one of the archangels, Raphael in ancient coin. Greek. Translated to English, it is God heals or is God is healer. Yes, good point. I forgot about that. J.D. wait, $5. What's your favorite concert that you've been to? Ooh, interesting. My first concert was Weezer at. I think it's. So Nashville has this long time famous Exit in. In Nashville is kind of like the. The cool, you know, alternative indie spot for Forever. And the first concert I ever went to was Weezer, I think at the exit end in 1994. That was a lot of fun. I don't know if it was my favorite, but it was a lot of fun. You know, when you go. The first time you go to a concert when you're in high school, it's like blows your mind. It was like, whoa, I got to see my band, dude, they rocked. And I remember the opener was Ash. And nobody knew about them at the time. And they had a. They ended up having a huge hit after this time when they weren't really known. It was a cover that. It's. It's weird because it's like a satanic song that Annie Lennox covers. Oh. And it's really weird too if you pay attention to the lyrics because she. And she interjected these weird like. It's almost like satanic Tel Aviv references is very bizarre. Oh, shining light. That's it. And then I think their version is slower. Yeah, this Is it? So they opened up for Weezer in 1994, but they did this, this odd slow version of Shining Light, which I think is any Linux song. I don't know who first did, But if you listen to the lyrics, it's like, wait a minute, they're talking about Lucifer dude. I don't know if that dude's Jewish or not. Annie Lennox is Scottish. I don't think she's Jewish, but. Okay, they're Irish, which is weird. So do they still exist? I don't even know if they exist. They do. So they were making songs even up until the last couple years. Interesting. You know, it's weird to me when you are a band and you're, you know, when you're in your like mature adult middle age phase, but you're still doing like 90s alt music, that's just kind of weird. Weird. You know what I mean? Because it seems like most people kind of their music taste and style evolves. So it's really bizarre when you see like people that you remember seeing when you were, you know, a teenager and then you check in on them 40, 30 years later and they're still doing the exact same type of music. It's just kind of weird. I don't know, Lost, but this sounds exactly like the stuff they were doing in the 90s. I don't know, it's kind of weird to me. You're shining light. But that's if you listen to those lyrics, dude. It's like that's talking about Lucifer dude. And it's even more apparent in the Annie Linux version of it because she even references the city of David and the angel that's over the city of David, the shining light. I don't think they're talking about Jesus, dude. I mean, the whole video is like Luciferian. It sucks too, because I actually kind of like the song, but I don't want to sing a song about Lucifer. So Dostoevsky, the best band in Russia is Kino. I don't. I think I've heard of that anyway. By the way, if you think I'm joking, watch this. Let me, let me show you. Let's see the lyrics to Annie Linux's ver. I don't know, there's different versions. I think I remember looking this up one time. And her version adds the City of David part. Let me show you. It's like, dude, there, that's legit. A straight up song to Satan, bro. Roman candles are burning the night yeah, you are. I was shining light torch in the empty lot Night, you're a shining light. You light up my life. That's not the whole song though. Let's see the whole song. There we go. Come on, dude. You're a shining light. Torch in the empty night you light up. You're a thorn in their side. To me you're a shining light. You arrive and the night is alive. You made a connection. A full on chemical reaction bought by dark divine intervention, so notice Dark divine intervention? I don't think that's talking about apophatic theology. You're a shining light, a constellation once seen over Royal David's city. An epiphany me burning so bright. This is Lucifer, dude. You're a force, a constant source. Shining light incandescent in the darkest night. And all blood I would sacrifice for you are my shining light, Sovereign bride of the infinite. That sounds like some Gnostic Pista Sophia stuff. We made a connection. Chemical reaction. You're shining light Constellation over Royal David. Sit. So this is like Luciferian. And then it says beneath the canopy of the stars you're the north star. That's Lucifer in Isaiah. So is Annie Lennox singing her love songs to Lucifer.

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But I don't even know who the original writer of this song even is. Let's see who. I don't know if it's her song or what. Oh, maybe it was originally Ash's song. He says it's about his ex girlfriend. Okay, well, sounds like it's also about Lucifer too, so. I don't know. I didn't know that was originally their song. Anyway, where are we at? How do we get off on that?

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Nobody says for $5. What do you think about translating old debates into different languages? Go ahead, be my guest. I don't care. Feel free. Transcendental $10. It's interesting that UFO disclosure will shake Christianity, but Spielberg doesn't think it will shake Islam or Judaism. Exactly. Well, I mean, aliens are from the Talmud. So, R.A. lovingsworth, what's up man, Amber Lee says for $20. Happy retirement, diva. I'm not retiring. I don't know what you guys doing. Talking about I'll be able to watch the Young and the Restless now. Because you're not doing create. I'm making content. I'm just not debating retards. JB, $5. I just had a long Protestant coworker passive aggressively say that the Orthodox are Jewish Sabbatarians. What? Man, where do people get these crazy ideas? Don says for 10 bucks. Do you concede that there's zero chance at Trent? Trent Horn is a reptilian alien. I think he may be JML15. I have an offer to see a Rush show. Should I? I don't. I mean, I got fans that, like, buddies that love Rush. I don't get it, dude. I mean, I understand that there's some sort of intricate math metal things that people like about however they play guitar or whatever. Oh, dude. You understand Russia is like the greatest drummer of all time. I. I don't know. Okay? I mean, to me, it sounds like Boomer. It's Boomer. Gen X rock. That I don't get, dude. So I can't say, should you go to a Rush concert or not? Zero Vicious. Five dollars. I think the Rush dude's voice is so nerdy, dude. He just sounds like a freaking nerd, man. I bet they've got some, like, esoteric stuff going on, though. Gotta hear this dude's voice. It's so nerdy. Nerd rock, dude. This is freaking. That's all I hear when I hear Rush. Oh, I forgot you said concerts. I'm lost, dude. I'm just like a total stream of consciousness, bro. I mean, we're all over the place. Weezer was fun. That was the first one. But best concerts. Best. I've seen so many fun concerts. It's so hard to pick the best one. I saw Florence in the Machine live in Nashville. That was a lot of fun. I saw Noel Gallagher live at the Ryman. That was a lot of fun. I saw Beck twice at the Ryman. That was fun. Those come to mind as some of the funnest. I saw Bass Nectar live for New Year's, like, 2012. That was crazy. The problem with going to see Bass Nectar was that it was so loud. The bass was so intense. It was actually hurting my heart. So after, like, two hours, I had to go walk outside, fight. So I don't. It wasn't much fun. I mean, I've seen Michael McDonald. That was fun. That was fun. Live. I've seen Hank Jr. Two or three times. I've seen Leonard Skynyrd with the replacement dude two or three times. There's so many concerts, dude, it's so hard to pick a favorite. Probably the mo. The. The wildest one was I went to Smoking Grooves. Dude, that was crazy. In 1997 or 98. 97. That was my senior year. This was a wild concert. I don't even know why we did this. We were just looking for concerts to go to. And yeah, look, it's right. 96. Here it is right here. So in. In 1996, I was at this. Dude, check this out. So this was like rap concert. And it was Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhyme, Cypress Hill, Fugees, Nas. Right. And the funny part was that my buddy that went with me because it was largely like black people here, right? So that we were. There was a few white people here. We were part of the white minority here. But my buddy had a T shirt on that said I got a doo doo. And all of the black people just love that T shirt, dude. There was no way we were ever going to get harassed at Smoking Grooves because my buddy had on I got a doo doo T shirt. That's all it said. Like nothing. It might have been a Biz Marky shirt, I don't know. But he just found this shirt at a thrift store that said I got a doo doo on it. And he wore that to Smoking Grooves concert. And like, the black people were loving it. Oh, no. That's the best T shirt ever. Did we get that shirt at, dog? Yo, look at that white dude. Vicious says if I don't debate, I don't have to be mean. That was funny. Thank you. But it's actually true. I mean, Florida, man. Do you have any sport content? Content? I'm just. I'm not into sports, dude. I mean, I haven't even played basketball in forever and basketball was my sport. So I mean, I. I like a few UFC fights, but I just like watching sports, dude. I don't. It's boring to me, dude. Put me. Put. Put my ass to sleep, dog. To the. We saying $10. Do. Do you plan on reviewing the KG book? Yes, I think I left it at Florida, though. Trex said $5. Have you read Justin Marler yet? I think he gave me his book because he came to our Florida conference. So I think he gave. He gave me a copy of Punks to Monks. But that book is in Florida because that's a. Conference is in Florida. He was orthodox monk and became a left to become a family member. Yes. Also bought one of his other books. I forget the name of it. He says the books are great so far. Bigwhitestar.com yes. Yeah, we hung out with him. He was a cool guy. Jerome, five bucks. The style of comedy that you're talking about is milk toast. Normie slop. Yeah, there we go. Lego Story. Do you do an interview with Good Books Review? I've seen his videos popping up. He's a cool guy. He might even be orthodox. He reads a lot like you. It could be a high IQ monk moment. Yeah, we might. We might need to do that. Some guy says, jay, do a one minute on kill Tony. Storm the cat, $10. The Star wars book Darth Plagueis has real life parallels with Palpatine's master, Darth Plagueius inviting powerful galactic politicians and businessmen to a secret cult party on his own private moon so that he learns their secrets to manipulate them. Yeah, there we go. I mean, I think you did super chat that the other day. Maybe you'd missed it, but. But I mean, that sounds like. Dude. So Palpatine is more like Palpa. Palpa Epstein. El. El Patine. Palp Spatine. Emperor Palpatine. Exactly. Ortho thug. 20 bucks. Thank you for all the mean debates. I converted because you were not Soy men. Oh, we read that one already. Excuse me. By the way, I think this might be the most lucrative stream we ever done, y'. All. We're approaching like 2,000 bucks. I don't think I've ever made $2,000 on us on a live stream. We're ever talking about smoking grooves, dude, we're talking about Tribe Called Quest. I need to talk about Evening at the Apollo and Tribe Called Quest more. Because that's what's going to get me. Get me. Get me paid, son. Look, you got exhibit over here talking about smoking grooves on MTV right here. Welcome, everybody. To the limit, man. I've spent the last three hours doing super chats. I appreciate that. Y' all been really nice. I guess y' all are donating because you thought I was retiring. I ain't retiring. Done. What you talking about, dude? Retiring? That's fake news. Fake, probably. Fake news. A lot of fake news. A lot of people doing fake news. Probably we're gonna do the best content. Look, we don't have to do the debates. There's a lot of fake news. People saying, probably the best content we're gonna be doing. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be wonderful. Probably the best. A lot of fake News dance. Commodore, thank you for the videos ending Protestantism. We did. Edgy says, can y' all debate to my baby mama for child support. Are you talking about me? That's me. I'm the baby daddy right here. So give me the money for the child support. Zayn says for $5. I'm still listening, dog. Canonical beard, $20. I'm never shopping at O'Reilly's again because they were the sponsors of the Bob and Tom Show. Did y' all like that? Dude, how would. How do we not have. Like, this is like a thousand times more entertaining. And I'm not even bragging. That's just the facts, dude. Rational cut. $5 says you about to get paid. Thank you, dude.

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Some guy online. That's how it works with the KT crew. Pull from a bucket. Yes, that's. Well, I've met people that went on Kill Tony, right? I met a girl that's done it all, done it twice. She's friends with Hesser and Spore, and she was saying, you gotta, like, hang out and, you know, be there for a long time, and then you get called up. There were some missed super chats on masonry and techno. Know. I'm trying, dude. I mean, there's. You guys have been super generous. So, like, there's like a lot more. So Florida man, we got $2,000 worth of super chats, man. Florida man says for $5. Is Joe Rogan still your favorite comic? I remember watching the early Joe rogans of like 2000 standup and there was some pretty good weed jokes. But I've not watched the more recent standups. DM500. Is this your last ever stream? No, it's not the last. There is no. I will be doing live streams after my death from beyond the grave, because I will inhabit channelers. And then if you want new J Dire live streams, you'll just have to find your favorite, you know, channeler. And I'll be speaking through them. Where you did your haircut? I did it myself with a damn razor, dude. Dude, Jake Croat. $10. Look at how much I got to donate to get a Sarde cringe core song. I mean, gossiping is kind of. It's a little more Prince than Charde, but, I mean, I could try for a shard cringe course song, but it's gonna be rough, dude. That'd be hard. I could try it, though. I mean, for $20, though. $10. I mean, I'm gonna need a little more than $10 to do whole cringe course on it. Griffith. Dr. Death, Secret of Souls. Is that the movie you couldn't remember? I doubt it, but let me see. No, dude, this is a 1970s movie. The movie that I'm talking about is a Roman Catholic priest from the 2000s. You're pulling up foreign ass movies from. From freaking the 1970s, dog. Which makes it all the more fun. Like, it's even funnier now because it's gonna be like. Are you talking about the animated version of the hobbit from the 1970s? No. Rage against the butt beads. $10. Howie Mandel is Yaku's first creation. The first waffle that never came out. Right. I don't. Man. That Howie Mandel stand up was something else. Was weird, dude. It's weird. The other. You know, the other thing he used to do, like his whole routine would end. I'm not kidding with him. Was it a condom or was it like a. Like a latex glove? Let me show you what I'm talking about. This is bizarre. Dude. It's the Glo. Yeah, the gloves. This is what he would end. This was his end routine. Dude. Dude. Every time. So hit the end of his act was this stupid glove thing. Or maybe it's. I can't miss a condom or glove. Watch this.

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And they won't. Oh, well, you do. They won't. They won't. You know, you wear those. So Ted Danson has a. I thought it was a condom. It's a glove. You look good, Nick. All right, just keep it. Put it right over your nose. I'm getting another one. Thank God. Another one. I can't. Okay. Is it over your nose? Yes, it is. Okay, now hold the rim tight so air doesn't get out. All right? And bl. Blow out your nose. Do you have a cold? No. Okay, good. Am I doing it? I can't see you. This is great, man. That's it. That was his closer. Put a latex glove over your head and blow it up with your nose. I mean, I don't know, dude. Were people lower iq? I don't know. It's a great question. Like, I. I don't know. Patrice o'. Neal, Shane Gillis. Now you guys are listening to comedians. Patrice. I know who Patrice o' Neal is. Like, acting like I don't know who Patrice is. Some guy online in case you need to know the explaining the Casey rocket thing. I have to admit, some of those jokes were pretty good. I'd not seen that clip. It's just that 8 out of 10 of his jokes are terrible and those were the best ones. Okay, that makes sense because I did click on the the best of his stuff. No, not Patrice o'. Neal. Pat o'. Neal. It's a skinny, goofy dude. Pat o'. Neal. Oh, I thought you guys about were talking. Talking about Patrice o' Neal this whole time. Oh, he's a different dude. Okay. I think I've seen this guy. Yeah, I've seen this guy. I don't remember get it started. I don't remember his jokes, but I've seen this guy.

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You ever notice how girls named America are always fucking Mexican? Think that's enough to fool us? Nice try, eye. We've got problems in this country, folks. How do we stop homelessness? We tried fentanyl. Now what? There only so many cigarettes I can lace. I mean, he's kind of funny, but he's got the. The creeper vibe, dude. Like, it's funny too, because with a lot of these types of comedians, if he didn't look. Look like a total lunatic, it wouldn't be funny, right? But this dude saying it makes it like 10 times funnier.

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You aren't even supposed to call them homeless anymore, right?

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They prefer the term toilet Protesters or something. It's hard to keep track of.

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People want to change the name of everything now.

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A few years ago, we got rid of the Redskins again. Second time's a charm. Something I think we need to change the name of.

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Is the naacp. The national association for the Advancement of Colored People.

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Whoa. What year is it? Should be the national association for the

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Advancement of African American People.

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The NAAAP or more easily said, the

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NA P.

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His weird spurgey. That makes it even better. That's better. Okay.

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Oh, my God.

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Somebody called him Billy Crystals. Billy Crystal Meth. The man, the myth. Pat o' Neal has arrived as Billy Crystal Meth. Dude.

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Believable, my friend.

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You are so damn funny. Thank you, buddy.

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Thank you.

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You just are so funny. The America joke, the Fentanyl joke, the Redskins joke, and the nappy joke. All the way through batting a thousand. I want to talk to one of my. On this.

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Pat.

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How's life going? Yeah, that. That guy's funny. Yeah, I don't. I. I didn't realize. I just thought you guys were shortening Patrice o' Neal to Pat o', Neill, but, yeah, I get it now. Some Guy said, For 10 bucks, look up Martin Phillips. He's his stand up is great. Martin Phillips. Oh, another Kill Tony person. Okay, the show makes some noise for Martin Phillips, everybody.

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Here we go.

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Is he an actually dude who's gonna bust, like, retard jokes? Oh, what are they? Okay. You know, I don't like it that they. They call Big Bird Big Bird, you know? You know, you don't think he's aware he's an abnormally sized bird? You know? You don't think he's seen other birds? He'd been like, what the fuck? Whoa, dude. This is wacky, bro. A monster. Oh, my God. It's just insane. As a reminder of the curse, he bears. Anyway, I was at a coffee shop today. I went to the bathroom. They had a sign. It said, don't flush anything except toilet paper. I was like, oh, man, what am I gonna do with all this shit? My God. I mean, it's not bad. It's. I think part of the thing with Kill Tony is like, how many of these people are just kind of weirdos, man? You know what I mean? They're just. It's almost like this. You know how the circus was always just these weirdos, like the bearded lady and that kind of stuff like this. This is like the new circus. Also, too. I don't think these jokes would work if it was like some other dude doing it. You know, I mean, like, the fact that he's got whatever he's got kind of like adds to it. God damn, you are so good at this. Anyway, it's. It's weird that there's they. I guess it's kind of a good idea for a show though. Like, you only get one minute. It. That's kind of weird though. But anyway. Pat o'. Neal. Yeah, I got it. Thank you. Appreciate it. Dosi. Angelus. Angelus. No, we did that one. OG says Nate Bargatzi is funny for dry humor. Nario says for $3, when you do go on Maton, ask him. Ask Sam the next best thing instead of bringing 20 Indians. That was peak week. Yeah, maybe I should try to like, re. You know, also reverse troll. I don't know how I could do that. Like if I could compete. But maybe some guy. 20, $10. Rest in peace. Poor white cripple Martin Phillips had a stand up place taken by Martin Lawrence. No, I played it. I played it. Some guy online. Did you see the black Pentecostal lady trying to sing at the Vatican? No. Before the security guard forced her out for being nosy. Crap. Where could I find that clip? Twitter. Maybe next time I'll. I'll try to find that. That sounds fun though. Whose line it is anyway was goaded. It was fun at one point. It's kind of corny now. Some guy online. $10. No, dude, Martin Phillips. You're killing me with my wigga bodizzle. $20. Jay, I theorize that boomers are messed up from leaded gasoline. Have you investigated this before? I've heard this theory, yes. There's an article from duke Dupree called 20th century lead exposure damaged American mental health. I have heard this theory, yes. Some guy online. Whoa, dude. A hundred dollars. Thank you so much. You guys were so generous. I guess every live stream needs to be a retirement stream because then I'm gonna make $2,000 a live stream. So. So from now on, every live stream is now my official retirement going to the old folks home stream. Super chats are impossible for giving context. I didn't think you got them confused. You said, I forgot how we got here. I then explained to you said, patrice. And I was saying, nah, not Patrice. We got two Martin Lawrences. Because you was typing Martin and you remembered Lawrence. It's okay, dude. I'm gonna keep getting confused because 100 super chat are great ways to explain the confusion. D. Jules, $5. Jay, can you. King of comedy. Cedric the Entertainer. Entertainer. Set. I don't. I remember in the 90s, I saw some Cedric the Entertainer stuff because he didn't used to host these types of black stand up shows. Like maybe even he hosted Def Comedy Jam. Remember Def Comedy Jam? That was kind of like Apollo Evening at the Apollo. You get booed pretty quick if you weren't killing it. But I don't know if I've ever seen any Cedric the Entertainer outside of Deaf Comedy Jam. Maybe Trey. $2. Review Films for Families. First. First Film for Families that we're going to review is Martin Lawrence's stand up set from two from 1998. And I'm going to say this is probably not you so crazy. And I'm going to go ahead and tell you this is probably not for white families. Titty free, right? Just chilling. Yo, now that I'm famous, yo, they throwing booty in my face every day, y'. All. I got $100,000 in my pocket right now. This is rated not for family. Admiral Whack Ass. The first power movie is the priest movie. No, it's not. Dude. You think I don't know who Lou Diamond Phillips is and what the 1980s were? I'm talking about a movie that came out in like 2007. Bingo. Foxtrot. $10 was the movie superstar. It was not von D A. $10. I know that you just retired from religious debates. Here's one man that understands with reading comprehension. But you have to go out with a rap battle challenge to Ruselang Ruslan. I mean, we already did that song. Dude, that's the. He didn't even respond. He just got mad at the song. So dude wants to be a rapper. He can't even handle. Handle a rap battle. Legend of the East. Eight bucks. I just clicked on. No, we did that. Jerome. Five bucks. Adam Livingston. Name dropped you in his bitcoin video. He mentioned your old debate with Kokesh. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that guy's. He's mentioned me a few times on Twitter. I think we talked about doing an interview soon. I forgot about it though. Arman Zadie, five bucks. Did you watch Righteous Gemstones? Yeah, I watched all the seasons. I think the. The season prior to this season was the funniest. The one with the holographic thing that was. That part was really funny. In any scene with Baby Billy. Come on now. Baby Billy is. Actually, I went back and re. Watched seasons one, two and three and the. The sister is as funny as Baby Billy Tipman. Thank you for all those religious debates. It was one whole decade. You'll be remembered as the great orthodox Fox evangelist apologist who helped bring countless souls whom you had not met in person, including me. God bless you. Well, thanks, man. That's great. I'm glad that the the debates did, you know, bear a lot of fruit. That's great. Was your movie Sasquatch Gang? No, it's not. It's not a Jared Hess film. I've seen all his movies. Gator don't play no Legend of the

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