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Today we play a section from Keith and Chemda's record-breaking 76-hour marathon featuring Witch Robert Alvarez (that's okay to say) psychically reading in-studio guests as well as callers over the phone. From love, money, and travels to something else I'm sure, it all gets covered. Also, there's animosity in the room, but Robert can't be deterred from rising above it all.

It's now 2008, and during the time when Keith and Chemda were dating, psychic witch Robert Alvarez made his second appearance. The hosts cover the previous predictions Robert has made, and they grade him accordingly. Mr. Alvarez also blesses us with more fast-paced call-in readings and, with the work of spirit guide David, helps Keith and Chemda find Keith's opener for his upcoming stand-up show Sue Everybody. Oh, and Robert lets Chemda know if she'll be having sex with a woman.

We're celebrating Robert Alvarez! Oh, don't worry; he's very much alive! (As of press time.) We're just going to spend this week revisiting one of KATG's greatest guests. Robert has appeared with his mystical how-ya-doin's since 2007, and we're gonna look back and check on his work. The beginning of these episodes will have a fresh introduction, and these shows will now end with a track from whatever stand-up album Keith performed that year. With audio remastered while in all its original glory, this call-in episode is the day Keith and Chemda, along with KATG intern JessNYC, met the best in the business.

It's now officially been 6 months since Keith last saw his ex-girlfriend, but this got him through a rough day: "To reconnect to the person who hurt you is disrespectful to the version of you who suffered." Enjoy.

Keith and Chemda were blessed with Bianca and Andrea doing book reports of Father Malley's tomes. Today we remember His Majesty. Also God's.

(Chronic KATG Poker Champ) Keith (yes, AGAIN) shares his thoughts on his breakup now reaching its 5-month mark. He also discusses his upcoming hair metal date with the guys, his thoughts on Senator Lindsey Graham's passing (take a guess), Christopher Nolan's new 6-hour film The Odyssey, and New Jersey's own Johnny Gabagool. Then he reveals that the Father Malley Gold Story has an ending! Keith sums up the FBI's payout regarding the missing gold that Father Malley's clairvoyance located in 1974. We then remember the time Keith and his brother Ken covered the story in the first place with The Atlantic article featuring their dad titled A LOST TROVE OF CIVIL WAR GOLD, AN FBI EXCAVATION, AND SOME VERY ANGRY TREASURE HUNTERS.

America celebrated her 250th birthday. And man does she look it. HELLER! Anyway, Keith is back with close friend and KATG great Katharine Heller. Katharine just returned to NYC from visiting Keith in Charlotte, and she's ready to report on her findings. Was Keith a good host? Did Keith brag about having a perfect refrigerator yet not have simple classic yellow mustard? Did Keith's water go out on Vacation Day 2? Did the two of them watch Louis CK: Ridiculous, Corey Feldman vs the World, the SNL documentary Lorne, and Spielberg's Disclosure Day? Did the Supreme Court make it official that President Trump indeed raped E. Jean Carroll? Who won the 2026 Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest? Did Taylor Swift marry the football guy at Madison Square Garden? Did Keith sleep in til 5 pm on Vacation Day 3? Did Keith set the bar winning all three 3 KATG poker games in one day? Did Saadia murder Keith? Only one way to find out.

Keith is going to have the second person ever in his Charlotte home after over a year! How will he fare, and how is his brain mentally and otherwise? It's all right here.

Turns out that Keith's not the only writer in the Malley family. Keith and brother Ken celebrated Christmas by recalling what was found cleaning out their family home. Keith's siblings discovered a heartbreaking story written by their Mom about her marrying a loser and ruining her life as well as an email sent to her by their dad explaining how he almost died over hearing that she doesn't understand his concerns over expired food. (His entire body went LIMP all day long over this, and yet she better not dare share how suicide MIGHT be a way for her to get away from his stupidity. HE WILL NOT BE PART OF THAT!)

More about Dad. Even less to know. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY