Kristin and I read through listener comments, including theories about how I can create characters without an inner monologue, and real-world ophthalmology stories that lead me to beg you, once again, to call your eye doctor before going to the ER.

We also talk about scrubs, fashion, and the fact that someone published a real scientific paper about what patients think doctors should wear. Then we play a game where Kristin has to guess what medical procedures are, when they were invented, and which ones humanity probably regrets, from trepanation and lobotomies to CPR, anesthesia, dialysis, vaccines, C-sections, and appendectomies.

Takeaways:

Plane Etiquette Is a Minefield: Leg contact, armrests, and the silent rules no one agreed on.
Brains Are Loud: Why some people can’t turn their thoughts off, and why meditation advice often backfires.
Eye Emergencies: When floaters mean “call now” and why your ophthalmologist wants you to skip the ER if possible.
Research Reality Check: How mandatory med-student research may be diluting science instead of advancing it.
Medicine’s Wild History: From trepanation and lobotomies to vaccines, dialysis, and CPR, proof that progress is messy.

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