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The following podcast is a Dear media production. What about some asmr? Alright, that's enough. I had to make myself an afternoon coffee because I'm exhausted working for you. I'm exhausted in the mind trying to come up with things that you may enjoy that will entertain you. And welcome back to another episode of Long Winded. I forgot. I'm exhausted running around this city. My mind's always thinking, always running. What are they gonna like? What are they gonna like? What's gonna make them laugh? This could be the only source of happiness for the day that they may have. So I gotta deliver. That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure for people. I don't know. Just kidding. I know you and truly, it's my pleasure. And it's. And it's. I'm like, is this better? Because now I'm having more responsibilities. I don't really me coming off of a seven day vacation. You know what? I could use another. You know what? I do think I work hard because is it ever gonna slow down? And this is what I think about people, about people who are really successful, they just don't stop. All, all the top creators, all of the top anything. Ah, I don't know, all of the Kim Kardashians, all of the this all. They just do not stop. And I've always wanted a life of work, life, balance. But you put in the work in the beginning and then you get the balance later. Okay, so I'm aware and I don't want that. I want, I could, I could actually be okay with 25% less work. What are you doing all the time? I don't know. I'm running a business. It's like there's always head space taken up. You know that meditation app that's probably worth billions. He meditates, all right. Meditates on money. He's not meditating 10, 10 minutes a day. There's no time for him and the empire that he has built. There's no time for him to fucking relax. And that's what I'm figuring out. Back to my mug. Girls weekend. Because me and Robbie are girls, because we're lesbians. So everything around here is about girls. We get a girls weekend every weekend. What do you think about that? Heteros, the hetero straights. Yeah. You're missing out. Girls weekend. Toes in the sand. Montauk. Which. This one's probably Robbie because she has red hair. Robbie has the red haired jean and because she has shorts on and Robbie likes to wear swim trunks. To go swimming, obviously. And this one's me with a book. Because I'm. I can read newly. I am newly literate, but I can. We went to Montauk this one time and it was a terrible weekend. I'm gonna be honest. That is also something I'm discovering about our relationship, is that we're getting better at traveling together. Because we know each other more, because we like each other more, because we're in love. We're not just in lust. I'm seeing a future with her now. It's not so scary. Now I get excited. Except for today. She's on my last nerve. I'm gonna be honest. I slammed the door. She's working on some big things and when she gets stressed, she's like. She's like in the bed, working. I'm like, I thought you were gonna work at the dining room table. She's like, no, well, I'm in the bed and you can't come in here until 5pm what if I want to go in the bed? What if I want to take a nap? Dorinda medley takes a 45 minute nap butt naked at 4pm every day. Here she is in the kitchen. She knows I don't like that. Babe, what's going on? No. Well, you gotta get out of there. I thought you were fresh out of tea. Okay, please, babe, hurry. Please, please, babe, please stop. Now it's my turn. But no matter what, I always laugh. And that's why she gets away with murder. Okay, well, okay, good. She just slammed the door on something. But anyways, I didn't want her. I didn't want her to catch me talking on her. But it's something I wouldn't say to her face. Here she is. She's back. By the way, you're yeti. I found the yeti straw that you always want. Okay? I'm literally recording, so can you please hurry up? Okay, well, it sounds like you're doing a lot more. No, babe, please. Okay, finally, there she goes. Okay, and I forgot to say, it's my birthday today. Can you believe it's all about me? It's my birthday when this comes out. Not today. You guys know Capricorn Sun, Leo Moon, Aries Rising. What a combo. I'm kind of not mad about it. Maybe in my next life I could have like a Taurus Ver. Maybe not a Virgo, a Taurus Sagittarius. Kind of really vibrant. But this life, it's not me. This life, it's not me. I'm deep and I'm Dark and I'm cynical, and that's just the way you're gonna have it. And we need representation, too. And I'm doing the Lord's work for all of us, okay? I'm. I'm trying the best I can for us to be seen and make a name for ourselves. No, I'm not walking around happy. No, I'm not walking around with a smile on my face. No, I'm not laughing at every single bad joke you want to make. No, I'm not bemused, bewildered. No, no. Yeah. No, you know, I'm not confused. I know exactly what we're doing here. So this is. That is the Capricorn in me, and it's my birthday. We've actually celebrated a lot of good days here on Long Winded. They all are falling on Thursdays. Who would have thunk Thanksgiving on a Thursday? On a Thursday, I guess. I guess they're really looking out for us. So what about my birthday? We went to Cabo. Oh, God. It is our first time in Cabo. Everyone's like, cabo, Cabo, Cabo. I don't know. I'm just going to say, I don't know. It was as expensive, if not more expensive than la. I don't know if that's a new thing. Post Covid. They're like, we're surrounded by water, so it's really expensive to fly in our resources. I'm like, well, why don't you use the resources that you're surrounded by, which is the water. Everything about that. What about. Why is the seafood a million dollars if it's everywhere? No, because they can. Because it was only Americans. I didn't hear one other accent from for rom the Mississippi River West. Are you surprised I know about that? Are you surprised I know about Loose and Clark? Well, well, I grew up in St. Louis, the Gateway to the west. So don't be so. Yeah, I don't know. But back to Cabo. But it was like. It was a real vacation. I feel like we. We really rested. It was. It was definitely more expensive than we thought. So it's like, will we go back? I don't know. We went to Tulum the year before. I always do this, though. I'm like, I don't think I need to go back. And then I leave him. Like, I definitely want to go back, but I feel like Tulum was just cheaper. They also had really good food and more of like. This was like the. Oh, yeah. Back to the Westerners west of the Mississippi. This was basically built and, you know, they're pandering to us. Okay, so. So I took it. We didn't even. We. We did. We ate a lot of seafood. We didn't have, like, a ton of Mexican food, but we're going to Mexico. Robbie's like, I don't love Mexican food. I'm like, what the. She's like, complaining at the lunch men pool. She's like, I can only have tacos so many times. I'm like, how do you have a max on tacos, Pastor? It's very confusing to me. I don't understand. Plus, we're in Mexico. Suck it. The up ceviche with the tortilla chip. It's barely Mexican food. I just don't understand how you cannot like Mexican food or have an excess of too much of anything for me, for me to feel like I've had too much of something, it will never be enough. You feel me? I can never have too much of something that I like. Robbie's not going to be home for dinner, thank God. But I just had wings. Stop. A couple nights ago. That's normal. Here she is. Okay, baby, let's go. You go. You go. Please. You gotta reflect. You better reflect. Take the dog, please. Actually, take Nardo. Okay. Now that. That's settled. Yeah. So, I don't know. After the trip, I'm definitely looking into a financial. What's going on up here? Advisor Planner. I did DM, Ms. Dow Jones. And I saw that. You saw it, Ms. Jones. So if you don't mind messaging me back, I greatly appreciate it. I do want to plan for my future. Finally. I'm just using IRAs. I just figured out what that was maybe yesterday. Maxing them out as fast as I can. Okay. Yeah. And then I've talked about. And then I've thought, you know, I've asked you if you want income transparency. I got one DM that was like, yes. So here. Here I go. Okay. It's not because I wasn't a nurse for eight years, you guys know, literally working paycheck to paycheck. And. And it's not lost on me, okay? And, I mean, I'm hoping for more successful years, obviously, but I will say. I will say, yeah, there's. There's some money in influencer marketing. That's mostly where I get my money now. Plus, like. Like, Dancing with the Stars was my first big. Look at me. I'm claiming. I'm talking about it because it's kind of taboo to talk about money in our culture, but I don't know, I feel like we should be able to ask anyone. It's like, oh, don't ask your co workers what they make. Why? Because the guy's probably getting paid more than you. So anyways, I get paid like 50 to like 125 on a brand deal and it probably includes like two to three posts. And then, oh yeah, Dancing with the Stars was. Was definitely my best year because I did Dancing with the Stars and Bachelorette and one season we get. You get paid around like a hundred thousand dollars, some less, some more for the Bachelorette. Like I said, I was a beggar and beggars can't be choosers. And then Dancing with the Stars was like, well, they. Because they have to pay real celebrities. You have to understand that they need like actually a real draw and you get paid more the more number of weeks you're on it. And I don't know, it's on tick tock. Why don't you just Google it on tick Tock? Okay. Because I don't want. I can't have anyone getting mad at me from production. And yeah, I told you about brand deals. And I'll do maybe like, I'll do. I try and do like three brand deals a year because I don't want it clogging up my feed. And you guys, I do. I want just enough. I'm not like, I feel like it's fine. I mean, of course we all kind of want a little more, but I actually don't want too much more. I feel like I live a comfortable life more than feel uncomfortable. But it's like, come on you guys, please throw me a burn. But no, yeah, it was it. I'm. That is kind of funny because I am about to go into a bit about life changing. It's like what's actually life changing. But you know, this was. I was in. I was driving cars that could not keep the battery charged. All hand me downs. I was in student loan debt and I was still living paycheck to paycheck. I had to ask for $20 now and then to get me to Thursday, my next paycheck day. You bet your ass Mac and cheese. 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We just, we were, you know, me and the old girl, me and the ball and Jane mean the old lady, we just really connected. It was great because before that we were just like so busy. We're like, don't worry, we're gonna, we're gonna really reconnect. And by connect, I mean we did reconnect emotionally but and physically, like, don't worry, it's okay. We're gonna have going to have some sex in Cabo. And did we. The first night we were like balls to the wall. We were having ourselves a good time. We had all the glasses of wine, we ran home and we did the damn thing. Mouse tongue saliva flying, doors wide open. The whole resort could hear we're lesbians. If you're wondering. If you're wondering. This is girl on girl. You perverts. Please do not sexualize us. Only I can do that. And I will say, walking around the resort and a thong bikini as a lesbian with Robbie, it did make me feel a little safer from the male gaze because it's like, I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing this for me. And I actually don't want your attention. And please do not even think, think about talking to me. I'm not interested. So it was just nice, I don't know, to have that kind of like built in production so I wasn't like completely aware or like having. Because sometimes, I don't know, sometimes even when I was straight. And yeah, let's say you're like walking around a bikini and you're like always wondering like, oh, who's looking at me? Like, is a guy gonna come up and talk to me? It's like you just want to be free of that. No, I actually don't want to talk to you because all you're talking about is golf and I don' I don't care. Anyways, and then I was. And then I was reading something that was like, do you guys miss making out? It was like somebody in obviously, like, oh, you guys. I upped my Lamictal to 150, but I took it all at once. And you know, for the first couple days it makes you tired. So it's not because you're boring me because I'm boy myself and I'm so tired. But okay, anyways, back to what I was saying, which is please think, think. What is it? What were you saying? Come on out with it already. Oh, it was like, do you guys miss making out? And I feel like I used to feel like that with dudes where the longer, like it's like, oh, I guess like once you get into a long term relationship, you just like stop making out. Like nobody really makes out anymore. But in the beginning, making out is so fun and hot. You're like against the car and like in a tree branch limb. I don't know how I got here, but you're like everywhere. It's like, oh my God. But then I'm like, robbie and I actually make out. We make out. We make out. Hate to break it to you. Sorry to brag. We're swapping sp. It's like that. And sometimes we'll do it. Like we definitely do it during sex. I feel like we'll make out. And, and sometimes when I just need her attention, like, I feel like I, I really, I. I love. I'm so cuddly. I would wear her skin if I could. So I just, like, constantly need attention. And if I feel like she's just, like, watching too many of her you, I'm like, please pay attention to me. I give her a kiss. I'm like, no, I want seven seconds and then we'll make out. And honestly, I think it's great foreplay. It gets me right in the mood. I mean, we're licking the teeth. It's biting lips. I've never been this aggressive of a maker outer. I never even use a lot of tongue with a dude because I'm like, what the fuck are you doing, you Saint Bernard? Why do I feel like I'm making out with my dog? Like, I just feel like it's not as sexy. But with Robbie, I really get to go crazy. And it works, and it gets me right in the mood. Saya nara, saya nara to your string thong. Sayonara to my rented dress. Kiss it goodbye. Okay, it's done for. It's done. That and ovulation. You know, speaking of a soaked ass on speaking. Speaking of a soaked. Even granny panties. I'm like, what is going on here? I've been from the front to the back and it's like, I need multiple tissues. It really. I'm. These are my most fertile years, as you guys know. And it doesn't matter. Isn't that great to say? I think it's liberating. Check back in at like 45. But I don't know if I'm gonna feel any different because I have a lot of books to read. Honestly, that's gonna be me raising kids is. I'll just finally get to the subject of American because I missed out in high school. I had one semester and I. Cliff noted the whole thing. Maybe I've talked about this before, but I feel like I have a lot to catch. Anyways, so that was part of Cabo. We did some snorkeling. It was freezing. It was freezing. It was. It was so cold. It's like. We tried to enjoy it, but it was. It was like, I'm. I'm getting frost nip. I'm getting the beginnings of frostbite. And I'm just seeing the same school of fish. There's three different primary schools of fish. There were small bottom feeders that were just kind of long, and then there were big, fat spotted ones, and then there were gray ones. And they would. Right up to you. But it's like, how long. Can I just, like, look at these fish? Like, you Guys are all kind of the same, doing the same thing. And we would, like, do a little snorkeling every day. Like, I would just literally put my head in the water, and I'm like, okay, I'm good for the day. I did my activity. It's like, if you really want to snorkel, snorkel, I think you'd have to go to the Caribbean. Caribbean. Tomato, potato. Your mama. Your mama. Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? Fuck. Fuck. Nobody. And then I was thinking. I. I had some time definitely to think. I was reading David Sedaris and I was doing some thinking, and I was thinking about the thong bikini. Obviously. I'm always thinking about thongs. I'm really thinking about my privates a lot. What else is there to do? Okay. It's an organism that maybe isn't thought about enough by the population, but we have got to own it. We. We got to care about it, and we have to talk about it. So that is the thong bikini with. I feel like the rise in popularity worldwide. There are some things to think about. The thong bikini to begin with. Montezuma's retaliation. Not quite revenge, but it wants what's. It wants what's theirs. It wants what it has back. Montezuma wants. It wants it back. It wants its skin marks. But no, instead, there's a risk of it transferring onto your thong bikini. So, no, a wipe isn't going to be good enough. You have to get in the shower and don't use a washcloth because the housekeeping will see it and you will be embarrassed. And then it. It's like. It's like they didn't sign up to actually see remnants of. Of your dilated asshole. It does. They don't need to know about the retaliation of Montezuma. It's none of their business. You have to get in the shower and use your hands and be careful not to wipe your eyes afterwards, because that's pink eye. Because then you have. Because then you have conjunctivitis. And good luck finding eye drops in explaining why you have a green pus coming out of your swollen eye. Everyone knows that's conjunctivitis. That's not a corneal abrasion. Dream on, you nasty. There's that. And then I'm like, okay, putting on sunscreen, obviously. Big believer in sunscreen because I'm not a psycho. I don't want to age, and I don't want cancer if I can help it. I don't know if I've told you guys, but Vitamin C IV is supposed to help prevent cancer. We used to give it as nurse and it's really cheap in the hospital, but now, now our pharmaceuticals, our insurance companies are being exposed. Okay, nobody wants to give us anything for cheap. Anyways, you can get an outpatient, add an IV hydrate bar. It will cost significantly more. I always like, I should get that to prevent cancer because you guys know my ciggies. Anyways, back to sunscreen. I'm lathering. I'm really lathering. You got to get the places when they do your mold checks and stuff and see, they see if it's places exposed to the sun. You know, they're checking what on your chest, on your arms, on your face obviously is the most exposed. So you have to wear sunscreen. That's where we're checking for carcinoma melanoma. Well, now with the increased exposure of your ass cheeks from your thong bikini from Essence with a gorgeous pink shiny fabric is not protecting your butt cheeks. So is there a greater risk of butt cheek melanoma, carcinoma? Because I was lazy with the sunscreen there, I'm like, it's fine. It never sees the sun. Oh, but does it see the sun more than I expect. Now, how often are we going on vacation? What are the UVs? Where is the equator in relation to my ass cheeks? And in turn, what kind of risk does that give me for cancer? Because, you know, I only have a certain amount of energy I can really expend in any 15 minutes. So should I be expending it in the lathering of my butt? Robbie, get to work. That's what I was thinking about. What was going on? I had a tragedy. The first day I sliced my foot open, I was like, are you kidding me? I do have a thing. I feel like I have good luck of sorts. And I'm like, even gets injured. You cannot live your life with the fear of getting injured. And then I think about these things and then I get injured. The bottom of my foot sliced it right open. What was it? What needed to be avenged for a stranger in their natural habitat but a sea urchin? I don't know that for sure. I just know he was hungry for the sole of my foot. And leftover athlete's foot, most likely. And no, I'm not talking about the sea urchin crawling out of your labia post three weeks after your laser hair removal. No, but I was letting that sea urchin hang out of my thong bikini hang out of my labia majora. I Don't give a. I'm a lesbian. I don't give a What your male gays thinks of me. I hope you see my sparse stray hairs crawling right out of the crotch of said thong bikini. And then I hope I look you in the eye with disdain for walking this earth. Anyways, maybe now's a good time to bring up the XY chromosome. I don't know if you guys have heard, but the Y chromosome is losing all of its genes. It's good for nothing. It's useless. We could have predicted this from, I don't know, matters of behavior over the last centuries. But now we know for sure. Now we know for sure. They're losing their power, apparently. This is scientific, okay? Alleged, alleged. Scientific. Alleged fact. Alleged research data. The X chromosome has around 900 jeans. Can you believe we're carrying all that on our backs? 900 for. For those of you who don't know what the is going on in your morning commute to work, the women are xx, men are xy and apparently the. The Y is even small, literally not even figuratively teeny tiny compared to the big old X Y, the big old X that is me. It's losing all its genes over time. So in a near millennia it'll be gone. It'll be done for. It won't have any genes. It has about 50 left. My question to. To whoever Bill Nye is, what do these genes are they left to do? I guess the only thing that is going the. The one gene that will be left on the Y chromosome is, is the gamete, is the sperm. I'm not really sure. I'm not really sure, but they started with a lot of. They started with a lot of chromosomes and over time we just don't need them anymore. I guess maybe the X. Maybe the X chromosome is doing some more evolving. They're just. They have more know there's more data in the bank. It's used for a lot more than the Y chromosome. But it's taken a million years for us, I guess, to lose this many chromosomes on the Y. So then it's like what? Exponentially, Whatever the fuck. So it is going to take a million years. And I can't wait. And I can't wait. I'm on the edge of my seat. This will be the only thing that'll make me want to live for that long. To not even see it crash and burn, but to see it slowly wilt away. No, we don't need you. But I would like to know, whatever, what they're actually Doing for the body because. Because like what? Or no, wait, not the chromosome. The jeans. Sorry, you guys, I'm getting all mixed up up. But the genes are actually doing. Because it's probably the testosterone. It's like, what are even the differences? I don't care that much to think about it, honestly. And then. But then it's like, okay, maybe this is our new chance. Not even to be not. I think this is our chance to. Maybe there's going to be a whole new gender invented now. The non binaries are going to be like, we've been screaming about this. This is not your original idea, but hear me out. It's different. You're non binary. Okay, so you're not this or this. You're nothing. But I want something, just not a man. But there can be the few men that are left. So maybe we have three, and then maybe we'll morph into four. We just need more genders hanging around to kind of dilute what's already going on. To get out of the binary, we need a trinary, a quaternary, quintanary, something. Oh, I think this is the people that. I'm having some tech issues. What the is new? Okay, so that's it with that one. All right, so I had an experience of sorts. All right, so it's my birthday, so I want to do something for myself. I'm like, what about. What about learning more about myself on my birthday? Some people hate their birthdays. I love mine. And I'll. I'll remind everyone, because people listening to this podcast that knows me know that I'm terrible at birthdays. I need a reminder. I need you to remind me, hey, my birthday is coming up. I know it's a lot, but I scream about my birthday also. If you forget about my birthday, that's totally fine. It's fine. I'm not. I'm not expecting. I just want. I just want. Want to maximize the people that are around me that are gonna know to know if you're not around me and you forget, it's okay. I think that's a sign of mature friendship. We need. We need low expectation friends and friends that are allowed to forget your birthday. But I know it means a lot to some people, so I'm really trying hard, but you guys, we have a lot going on anyways. I'm gonna scream about it. I love to have a party. No, it doesn't have to be my birthday because My birthday is January 2nd. Today. As you're watching this, everyone's gone. I know. I know you're spending quality time with your family. You don't have to tell me you're taking an exotic vacation to Tallahassee, Florida that you've been waiting for all year. No worries. We'll do it when you get back. We will maximize the amount of people to celebrate me. This could be my Leo Moon talking, but I love to have. I love to have an event that's all about me. I don't like to go to the other vents because they're not all about me, because it's an easy conversation starter. Me is the one thing I like to talk most about. Me. It's the one thing that I'm most educated on. Me. You. I don't know. I don't know. Not so much when I know I sound like a narcissist. And actually I'm very warm and I'm the one asking people questions all the time. So finally I get a day where roles are reversed. I like to have a birthday party. I like to have a reason to celebrate. Last year we went to Korean barbecue. This year we're going to do karaoke, which also originated in Korea. So I like to celebrate in a Korean way. You. You could say. Anyways, so I was thinking maybe I can learn a little bit more about myself for really self indulge. I'm having. I'm making good progress with Carol, but also I think, like, it's like, what else can we really talk about at this? At this point? I'm going to tell her I'm out of town Wednesday. I'm fully lying, but it's like, okay, let me save a buck this week. I don't really know. I don't really. I don't know how much of this is real and how much I'm just trying to make up to get something out of the both of us. Hold on to that thought. So I'm like, okay, was thinking I would go see an astrologer to get my chart read. I'm learning about astrology. Okay, I'm now the astrologer. I can just look it up on Reddit. What's going to happen to me? What. What can we. Because sometimes it's like fortune telling, like predict the future. But I'm not about that. One time, one time in Aurora, Colorado. Let me set the scene outside of Denver, also the same city where the movie theater shooting happened. I don't know if you guys remember that. And by the way, all the victims went to my hospital, but it was a year before I started working there and I Think that's okay? I can only imagine how traumatic that could have been. Anyways, the same city is where this astrologer lies. My friend and I decide to go. I get there a little bit before her. He opens the door. There's cats everywhere. There's cats and trinkets. I give her a quick call. I put my head in the corner. I'm like, have 911 locked and loaded and ready to go. Because now we're detectives on the case. Now there's a murder to be solved. Now there is something awry and cryptic, and we will be the first ones to find out. We follow him to the BAS, hand them our $200, which put me in the hole for that week. So, yeah, dad, I need a 20. Yeah, Dad, I need to be able to grocery shop on this $20 until I get paid in three. Three days. Please, please. Should I bring up mom again? Please. Haven't I earned this? And then he gave it. 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