Golden Globes and Renee G00d

Summary

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Podcast Summary: "Golden Globes and Renee G00d"

Show: Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Host: Gabby Windey
Date: January 15, 2026

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Overview

In this episode, Gabby Windey delivers her signature blend of humor, sharp pop culture commentary, and earnest critique as she unpacks the Golden Globes, discusses fashion hits and misses, and pivots to a deeply personal and political response to the ICE shooting of Renee Nicole Good. Gabby switches seamlessly from light-hearted banter into a passionate takedown of institutional abuses, all from her uniquely candid and heartfelt perspective.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Golden Globes Recap & Fashion Commentary

(Starts ~02:33)

• Hotel Hijinks & Celebrity Encounters

  • Gabby shares an anecdote about staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel during the Golden Globes by coincidence, enjoying a room upgrade near (possibly) Sydney Sweeney (03:00).
  • “Robbie’s so nosy. She cannot help herself…We literally left the door cracked…” (03:09)

• Expectations vs Reality of Security

  • “If I were to have a security guard, I would need him butt ugly, 250 to 300 pounds, who maybe looked like he just got out of prison...” (04:08)

• Fashion & Celebrity Hot Takes

  • Nikki Glaser “looked perfect…getting prettier and prettier and I think she’s just so fun and such a professional and so hard working…” (08:25)
  • Length of movies: “It’s an abuse on my time and livelihood...You assume I have the bladder of a clawfoot tub.” (09:03)
  • Best joke: Nikki Glaser’s Michael B. Jordan pun: “His side profile gives us permission to play with ourselves.” (10:20)
  • JLAW (Jennifer Lawrence) speculation: “She looks very demure, very beautiful, very sweet. But it’s like, why am I not barking on all fours for her?” (12:01)
  • JLO vs JLAW: “But I’ll tell you who is [sexy]…JLO it is.” (12:28)
  • Selena Gomez/Benny Blanco dynamic: “Why bringing Benny Blanco to these huge red carpets? He embarrasses her in any public interview.” (13:35)
  • Sunglasses/mullet discourse: Connor, Jacob Elordi, Miley Cyrus noted for style; Jenna Ortega praised for gothic chic (16:21).
  • Teyana Taylor: “She is so hot. Like, this is sex appeal. And Robbie was googling her...Her dress was amazingly cut…” (17:52)

• Missed Moments

  • On celebrities not kissing on stage: “You think Madonna and Brittany were scared? No, they marched into battle, brave. But they are women, after all.” (15:47)

• Red Carpet Critique

  • Timothée Chalamet’s combat boots: “You’re not going to Coachella or the Battle of Normandy… Just don’t wear combat boots to a suit-and-tie event, okay?” (20:10)

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2. Transition – From Red Carpet to Real Issues

(24:09)

Gabby shifts from playful to serious as she lays out the tragic shooting of Renee Good, framing it as a double injustice (“she’s a lesbian — so, basically, it’s a double homicide, a double tragedy”) and as a wider indictment of ICE and abuses of authority.

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3. ICE, Police Violence, and the Renee Nicole Good Shooting

(Starts ~24:09, Deep Dive ~30:00–45:00)

• Institutional Immunity & Lack of Investigation

  • “ICE has absolute immunity apparently…Do even police officers have absolute immunity?” (24:34)
  • Critique of how quickly initial reports dismissed oversight/investigation (25:01).

• Analysis of the Shooting

  • “He wanted the video, and maybe to be able to flip the narrative and claim self-defense and to have some control over it. But can you imagine, like, you’re ready to take someone’s life and the first thing you think about is videotaping it?” (29:47)

• Gender & Homophobia

  • “Would this be different if it was a man? Duh…would they shoot him and then call him a fucking bitch afterwards after they shot him dead? It just wouldn’t have happened.” (32:12)
  • “You’re allowed to run, you’re allowed to flee from the police, and it’s not a death sentence. How long did they chase O.J. for?” (36:47)

• Anger at the System and Satirical Scorn

  • “These are a bunch of loser plebeians, and their mothers never loved them for a reason. They saw the devil in their black little eyes the second they were born…” (43:13)
  • Gabby calls out the performative aspects of ICE “uniforms,” mocking their DIY vests and lack of professionalism (42:00).

• Political and Cultural Context

  • “We are literally giving our tax dollars to them…We’re giving them a paycheck to arm toddlers who cannot control their rage and abuse or their power because they hate women.” (45:20)
  • Framing ICE as fundamentally fascist, linking to larger anxieties about American politics and specifically Trump’s affinity for autocracy (47:09).

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4. Trump & The Golden Plaque Hallway

(Starts ~50:54)

• Surreal Recap of Trump’s “Golden Plaques” Installation:
  • “He put himself up there twice as…like his two terms. But it’s like you had two terms because you lost.” (54:24)
  • Gabby reads and openly mocks the text on the Trump plaques, noting the blend of self-aggrandizement and falsehoods: “At his inauguration, President Trump announced the beginning of the golden age of America. And he delivered…” (55:21)
  • On Trump’s claims: “He began construction of the Golden Dome missile defense shield…renamed the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America. It’s just not right. You can’t rename that.” (56:23)
  • Final take: “If this was all a joke and he was roasting for fun…he could be the funniest president alive. But he’s so, so serious. He’s not in on it. So he just lost all this comedic value.” (57:05)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Red Carpet Security:

“If I were to have a security guard, I would need him butt ugly, 250 to 300 pounds, who maybe looked like he just got out of prison… much like an arachnid, all around his head like, like a tennis bracelet. Arachnid. Instead of diamonds, they’re eyeballs.” — Gabby, (04:08)

Movie Length Critique:

“It’s an abuse on my time and livelihood…you assume I have the bladder of a clawfoot tub.” — Gabby (09:03)

On JLAW:

“She looks very demure, very beautiful, very sweet. But it’s like, why am I not barking on all fours for her?” — Gabby (12:01)

On ICE and Institutional Violence:

“So, now, he can just, like, go on a shooting spree, which it seems like he went into that situation wanting to go on a shooting spree, because he has absolute immunity. So, a bullet for you in the head, how about a bullet for you and just for fun, for you.” — Gabby (25:10)

“You’re allowed to run, you’re allowed to flee from the police, and it’s not a death sentence. How long did they chase O.J. for?” — Gabby quoting Robbie (36:47)

“We are giving our tax dollars to them…to arm toddlers who cannot control their rage and abuse or their power because they hate women.” — Gabby (45:20)

On Trump’s Plaque Hallway:

“If this was all a joke and he was roasting for fun…he could be the funniest president alive. But he’s so, so serious. He’s not in on it. So he just lost all this comedic value.” — Gabby (57:05)

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Timestamps of Note

• 02:33: Golden Globes recap begins: behind-the-scenes hotel story
• 08:25: Nikki Glaser shoutout & "Sinners" movie discussion
• 10:20: Michael B. Jordan joke at the awards – “jerkin” side profile
• 12:01: Balancing hotness: JLAW vs. JLO
• 15:47: Missed opportunities for provocative moments on stage
• 17:52: Teyana Taylor: dress, career, and powerful acceptance speech
• 20:10: Timothée Chalamet’s combat boots rant
• 24:09: Transition to Renee Good ICE shooting
• 29:47: Gabby describes the disturbing details of the shooting and footage
• 32:12: Gender and homophobia implications of the tragedy
• 36:47: “You’re allowed to run...It’s not a death sentence.”
• 42:00: Satirical ICE DIY uniforms and agent ridicule
• 45:20: Linking tax dollars to systemic violence
• 47:09: Trump’s obsession with dictators
• 50:54: Trump’s Golden Plaque hallway and Gabby’s read-through

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Tone and Delivery

Gabby’s tone oscillates between playful, acerbic, passionate, and indignant. She maintains her trademark humor, even in the face of gravely serious subject matter, grounding difficult conversations in her personal experiences and deep emotion.

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In Summary

This episode is a microcosm of Gabby’s broader project: refusing to separate the frivolity of pop culture from the gravity of political and personal injustice. From tearing into Golden Globes fashion flops to launching into a fierce, unsparing indictment of American fascism, Gabby balances wit, empathy, and outrage, making for a whirlwind listen that resonates beyond the hour.

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Transcript

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All right, it looks like it.

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And welcome back to another episode of Long Winded. Let me give you.

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Oh, who shook that up?

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Who shook that up? Who's playing a prank on me? Who wanted my bubbles to fizzle over first thing in the morning to give me a problem? Like I don't already have enough problems since the second. I Woke up at 6:53 because Robbie had to go to set. And I was like, this is how you wake me up to say goodbye. You don't. You try not to wake me up. You give me a nice one of these. I demonstrated multiple times. You give me a full palm with fingertips, as if you're giving a sample of your fingertips because you're in trouble. Your fingerprints. You put the whole thing on my back. You rub in a circular motion from the right to the left very lightly, as is. So I'm not sure if you said goodbye in the morning. And kiss whatever part of my head you can get to. Don't make me roll over. Don't find my mouth. Just kiss the back of my head. And today she tried, but she said I couldn't get to your mouth. So she proceeded to wake me up.

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Okay. Okay, That's a minute and 53 seconds and down. So only a million more to go, but let's just get into it already. We're gonna start with the Golden Globes. Cause it just happened. And we stayed at the Beverly Hills Hotel for our annivers. We didn't know that the Golden Globes were happening.

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And.

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And this nice lady. Shout out to Carolyn Caroline she upgraded our room. They were gonna do rose petals on the bed, but we didn't leave the room enough for them to actually turn down our room and do the rose petals. But I'm like, oh my God, I cannot believe that you upgraded our room when Sydney Sweeney was down the hall. That I don't know. But there was a security guard. And Robbie's so nosy. She cannot help herself. So we literally left the door cracked to see if we could hear any familiar voices. And each time she poked her head out, because she did, she wanted to see so bad. I'm like, babe, you run into these people all the time. That at the award shows that she goes to. Like, she was just at Critics Choice. Like, she just can't help herself. Her just like, nose is so easy. She's got to know everything. So she kept poking her head out and the security guard, laser, laser eyes at her. He's, I know what you're doing. But he seemed frail for a security guard, I'm not going to lie. And he seemed too good looking. If I were to have a security guard, I would need him. But ugly, 250 to 300 pounds, who maybe looked like he just got out of prison. And he learned a lot in prison, let me tell you. He watched his back every step of the way. So he could see someone coming if they were going to tackle me. If they, you know, if they were going to come up to me. He has not two, but eight eyes, much like an arachnid, all around his head like, like a tennis bracelet. Arachnid. Instead of diamonds. They're eyeballs. And he can see any kind of danger coming. But even before that, his prophylactic defense in tactic of being a security guard is being so scary, nobody would want to approach him. Or I. I need him with a beard that's patchy. I don't need a nice amiable facial expression with combed blonde hair and a nice build. No sinewy, sinewy around here. Wait, I have another word. I've been reading Withering Heights. Maybe we'll get into that after I watch the movie. But I will wait for it to come on streaming.

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Where is it? Where is it?

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Aha.

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Stalwart, strong and capable limbs.

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Actually, that is what I need. I needed. I need a stalwart protecting me. This security guard was not giving stalwart. He was giving like come get my number. Let's exchange numbers. What are you doing after my shift? You know, but besides that. You know how some people can tie.

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Health Care that's actually built to last at. Okay, I have to get my together because we have a lot to talk about but just a different just a quick overview of the Golden Globes. I mean Nikki Glazer looked perfect. She's getting prettier and prettier and I think she's just so fun and such a professional and so hard working and so funny and just such a representation of women. And she was talking about sinners too and I feel like it's just not getting enough attention because it came out early in the year. And I think directors who just care so much about these awards and like nothing else, they plan at the end of the year to make sure they sweep all of the award shows. And it's like, why? Why are we continuing to forget about Sinners? It's easily the best movie I've seen, like last year and since then. And it's like, you know, it's. I don't even. We saw. Gotta be careful with your words. No, I don't. We saw the ping pong movie and it's like, okay, the extreme sport of ping pong is going to sweep, but not a double Michael B. Jordan. I almost called him Michael Bupalo. Not the same antonyms. These movies are up to three hours long now, these winners. It's like you have to be over 159 minutes in order to even be up for an award. But let me tell you, it's an abuse on my time and livelihood. And it's pretentious of you to. To think I'd like to sit down in a dark movie theater for three hours in a row to watch the 15 different storylines that could have been 1 and 14 could have been subtracted. I'm telling you, I hate to say it. You think. You assume I have the bladder of a clawfoot tub. You think that I have a bladder the size of the Beverly Hills Hotel? My pointer toes don't even touch the end. I can just keep that pee in there forever without it turning its back on me and giving me a bladder infection turned kidney infection turned sepsis. You're putting me in the hospital. Ping pong movie. I forget. But, but don't worry, I'll go during one of these aforementioned ping pong scenes because there's about 20 of them and I know I'm not going to miss anything. Timmy. Timmy's going to win. But my favorite joke of Nikki's was the Michael B. Jordan joke where she's like, okay, well, there's two Michael B. Jordans and sinners will Nikki be jerk. You know, she was like, should I say this? Because it's like, kind of dumb, but it's so funny. It's profound and I'm so glad she went with it. And he's gorgeous. The pan after him after she said jerkin, it just validated her joke. Honestly, the cameraman knew what they were doing. His side profile gives us permission to play with ourselves. It was a great pan. It put a button on the joke. I mean, could we ask for more? But okay, who else? J.J. law. I wish. Nikki Glaser said something about her facelift. I thought that JLAW was open about it, but she's just open about everything else, including talking shit on lost culturistas. But I before I said, you know, J Law has been running her mouth about her own facelift. I naturally googled it because I'm a fact checker, but AI Google said she denied. Even though she's known, she presents herself as this quirky little authentic diva. I mean, she looks gorgeous. She looks insane. That's. That's objective. But you know what? And she doesn't care about me. And I'm punching up here. I just don't think she has much sex appeal. I think that's what's missing. She looks, she looks very demure, very beautiful, very sweet. But it's like, why am I not barking on all fours for her? And that sheer flower dress. I loved the flower dress. I did. Even those nude, like her skin tone, it really went with it. But it's like, you know, we're all jla, J Law, Jayla. But in the depth of our honesty, we know she's not fuckable. But I'll tell you who is JLo. JLo it is. You know, I would say in my humble opinion, JLo is more than J Law. Even in the worst stress of the night. Jlo. You know, I say it's the worst dress of the night, which is. But it is something I would have worn maybe present or past. It was like a see through with the pattern and it's got my name all over it. I'm trying to get away from the usual, but what can you do? But I would have left that weird calf skirt. It's like a poof out. It's a circle of tulle. It's a skirt for your waist around your calves. It's a calf skirt. It's a mid shin skirt. It's a bottom leg flare. You can see all the tulle. It's like, okay, is this dress like unmade? I don't want to see the tulle. Give us something else. And I don't even know where to find dresses like that anymore. Maybe like David's bridal. But it's giving, it's giving mermaid. Which like nothing against my. I guess, yeah, he has something against mermaid dresses. Okay, I'm just gonna be honest. Who else is in the room besides me and these two lights and these cameras? I can say whatever I want because I'm alone and I prefer to be alone. But it's giving 2000s. And I hate to be presumptuous but she, I just don't even think she can swim. And I can say that because I can't swim either, you know, and I just know my non swimmer kind like we're not doing the freestyle, if anything we're doing the breaststroke because I'm a lesbian. Selena Gomez. Why she bringing Benny Blanco to these huge red carpets? He embarrasses her in any public interview. If he came near a red carpet host Selena would have to put him in a double Nelson headlock in front of E News with her fur trimmed dress. She'd have to take those frail little arms and put them around his big head and take him down. And her dress is tailored just right so with the bend of a knee and a flexion of the hip. Oh, her zipper popped. But she needs to get, she needs to use her hamstrings and her glute, the strongest muscle to get into the double Nelson. And she only had her last tattered nude Victoria's Secret thong on from junior high for no reason. It's just the one that she picked out of the drawer. Were all guilty. And now because she has a hole in the back, her thongs hanging out, she has to walk like a kindergarten teacher in a pencil skirt and squeeze her butt each step. So it's like all dimply. I bet she doesn't have dimples. But if this was me it'd be all dimply. And if you take a big step the sea urchin of hairs escaping your tattered thong might come into vision. You gotta leave that guy at home. Celine. There was Jacob Elordi. Hated his sunglasses. He had a mullet. There was Connor's story. Loved what he was wearing. Loved his sunglasses. Had a mullet. Miley Cyrus. I loved, I don't know, I don't always love sunglasses on the red carpet but especially with a dress. But I loved hers and she had no mullet. And yeah, I mean back to the heated rivalry of it all. The Connor story, the Hudson. It's like why didn't they kiss on stage to get the crowd going? These crowds are like kind of cold. I feel really. They're really scary. It's a big room. They've been tongue twisting for the last six weeks now. But all of a sudden they're shy. All of a sudden you're scared. All of a sudden you don't want to play tonsil hockey when you know you can play real hockey on the ice. You think Madonna and Brittany were scared? No, they Marched into battle, brave. But they are women, after all. And that's what women do. We don't back down. They really could have done something with that. I don't know. I think they missed an opportunity and it's like, they could really use more press right now and sarcasm. No, But I love seeing them everywhere. Honestly, they're like. They're. They're real. Like, I don't fangirl over people, I feel. But if I saw them, I feel like I would fangirl. Like, they feel like real stars to me. But you know what? They didn't kiss on stage because now they're. They're so famous they don't care anymore and they turn their back on us. It just happens so fast. You know, when you start off as a nobody, then you get famous overnight. Now they don't even call their parents on Sundays. It's always the ones you think who are going to stay humble and not turn your back. But they wouldn't even give us the kiss on stage. And they won't give you an autograph. So you just stand there dumbfounded, staring at the tail of their mullet, wishing you had his scissors on you to cut it right off and take it for your voodoo doll. But the audience did. Like, I feel like these audiences are kind of like lukewarm. It's hard to hear the laughter. Like, not everyone is laughing or paint attention. But especially with the heated rivalry boys. Like, I thought they were going to be like, hooting and hollering because who hasn't seen that? But it's like, maybe they're jealous because they're new generation of actor. Like, how is George Clooney still presenting as the most famous and most revered and most hottest? Doesn't age. Blah, blah, blah. I haven't seen a movie of his since the Killer of the Tomatoes. I was looking at his wiki and he was in a movie called Killer of the Tomatoes. This is our. This is our lead Hollywood actor. This is our God. This is our country's salt and pepper never aging blockbuster heartthrob. And he's up against tomatoes and dying to make ketchup out of those ruddy ovicular fruit. Vegetable undecided. We still don't know which is which because it has seeds. But it's like, move over, veggie tails. It's time. There are new heartthrobs around these parts. And it's the heated rivalry boys. Jenna Ortega, her dress was incredible. It was tailored just right. It had all kinds of shapes. The drop waist. She's always like a gothic chic, but somehow it is always different. So I feel like she nailed it. I mean, easily. The star of the show was Teyana Taylor. She is so hot. Like, this is sex appeal. And Robbie was googling her yesterday. Came from nothing. Like, just made her way to the top. I thought her dress was amazingly cut. I thought think it was maybe custom Chaparelli, but I heard that from an AI bot on Access Hollywood on YouTube. Her makeup, like, her hair, everything. And I loved when she won. I'm getting teary eyed. And she got on stage and she immediately showed off her sparkly BO thong in a room of people who take themselves so seriously. Like these, you know, actors do eventually get like a God complex. Like surgeons, like, they think they are the holy spirit. And she got up there, showed off her thong, was so great, and then ended it with, like such a moving speech, like, we were clapping. She is amazing. And not to switch subjects, but Timmy's combat boots, like, you're not going to Coachella or even worse, the battle of Normandy. This is an award show. You know you're going to win. And you dare to go on stage with a combat boot. They just don't do much for your leg, Timmy. And I'm gonna be honest. It makes your little feetsies look like little feetsies. And subconsciously, you know what? We equate little feetsies to it. Just like I did, like, his outfits literally from the ankle bone up. It could have been so great with, like a normal shoe. And people are gonna be like, I love the combat boot. It's like, okay, that's fine. To each their own, objectively. You just don't wear combat boots to, like, a suit and tie event. Okay? It's the rules. And I didn't. I didn't get his Shark Tank joke. And the audience laughed way too hard on it. It's like, let's not be performative here just because he's gonna sweep the award show. Nobody understood this Shark Tank joke. Like, they laugh more at that than Nikki Glaser. And I do take it personally. So put on a towelbot. Take off the lace ups with the little heel and just put on a towel bot already. Especially, especially when you show up and your girlfriend is literally like a perfect doll. She was the best dressed easily. I love the straps that went like this over her shoulders. And he shows up in a combat boot. It's like just the audacity. You got to realize what's on your arm, Timmy. Okay, we're moving in.

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Okay, well, I did want to start off with something light like Timmy's combat boots, because obviously we have to and want to talk about the most recent ICE shooting of Renee Nicole Good in Minneapolis. For those of you who don't know, she's a lesbian. So basically it's a double homicide, a double tragedy. And it's just, it is, it's, it's tragic. I guess now they're looking into it. The FBI, but originally the US Department of Civil Rights wasn't going to look into it, which this is who normally looks into. Like agents using excessive force and abusing their power for the first couple days. They just weren't going to look into it at all, says JD Vance. Because ICE has absolute immunity apparently, like, do even police officers have absolute immunity? Like, they've gone to jail for, you know, excessive force and. But I guess this ICE guy, you know, who killed Renee Good was just. He's a federal employee who was just quote unquote, doing his job. How do we know he was doing his job if there's, like, no investigation? We just don't know. And honestly, it doesn't seem like it, but so now he can just, like, go on a shooting spree, which it seems like he went into that situation wanting to go on a shooting spree because he has absolute immunity. So a bullet for you in the head. How about a bullet for you and just for fun for you. He's thinking, this is how the ICE training goes, by the way. You see somebody bullet, anybody bullet. We don't know how they're being trained. You can sign up just like you can every other job online. LinkedIn. Here you go. Oh, look, you got the job. There's not even a zoom interview. But the conservatives, you know, are hiding behind, like, self defense and this absolute immunity because they're just so devastatingly afraid to be wrong, or maybe not even afraid, but their ego is so big that they can't believe that they've ever done anything wrong or, like, you know, made an organization that is wrong in its roots. And like it said, I think the BBC reported, and now people know, like, oh, the shooter was taken to the hospital after we saw him flee the scene and go the other way. It's like, oh, yeah, maybe he's going to the hospital for, like, some penicillin to treat his corruption and whatever is growing under his fingernails because it looks dirty as hell. So he didn't wash his hands. He doesn't wash his hands after he wipes. And maybe he's being admitted for a lobotomy. We saw him. He didn't walk from the scene. He ran from the scene. That is a healthy person. Why is he going to the hospital? Oh, yeah, right. Maybe because he has rhabdomy losses because he was running so fast and his muscles started to break down and now he's on dialysis. And frankly, I'm surprised he can even run with that fat ass being weighed down by deprivation, corruption, and a power trip in the trunk. And it's not a compliment in this case, his large load. And like, why would you want to flee a scene if you were acting in self defense? Why would you run so far the other way? It's admitting guilt. Stay there. Obviously, people are going to have questions. Maybe you Even want to check on the victim that you just killed and act concerned because you didn't want to do this. It was just an act of self defense. But if you run the other way, it implies that you've done something guilty. But what. What are you afraid of if you've done nothing wrong? I'm sure there's lots to do after you kill someone on the job in the name of self defense. Why are you going the other way to run to your mommy? Well, now. Well, now. Renee's kids don't have a mommy. They don't get to run to everyone. Yes, they do. The other mommy. Because they're lesbians. But they don't have Renee. Yeah. So maybe you were admitted to the hospital for, I don't know, an anxiety attack. I'm sure it's probably very panic inducing knowing that you're a terrible person. He was probably taking to the hospital for his weekly doses of tea and roids to shoot more innocent lesbians, knowing he will get away with it with absolute immunity. He needs his limitless drug. But it's. It's not only an act of depravity, it's an abuse of power and profiling. But now we're dipping into homophobia. And there's a video of the actual shooting, which I. I don't know if you've seen it. It's everywhere. But there's like, a couple different angles because one was taken by Renee's wife, who was the one who was. Who was having words with the ICE agent. Like, obviously upset at the ICE agent. Like, please, just, like, let my wife go. But she was frantic. She was upset. She was like. I can only imagine what Robbie would have to say to a police officer. But, like, Renee was trying to really stay calm. She, like, rolled down the window and was willingly talking to them while they were walking beside her. And it's like, it's okay, like, I'm not mad at you. Kind of like, please just let me go. And trying to de escalate the situation because. Because she has every right to be scared now that her, like, car is surrounded. Like, she's trying to de escalate and do what she can. She knows her car's surrounded, so she's just trying to, like, think on her feet and do everything. And she didn't, you know, pedal to the metal towards the ICE agent. Like, right. Like, she could have. But there was another video taken by an ICE agent who wasn't doing his job or calling for backup or maybe preparing to get in his car. Ready to chase her because she's in her car and actively wanting to get away. Like in the. The ICE agent who shot Renee was also taking a video of her. So you want to get your. So I guess your proudest moment of shooting an innocent person on camera. So you have a gun in one hand and a camera in the other. It's just like not adding up. You're so proud of what you've done. You want it on camera to show other people you're not thinking. Instead of thinking of other interventions and doing your job to possibly detain Renee alive, which should be ice's goal. And like instead you just go to large anti ICE protests ready to kill people because you're scheming and you wanna, you wanna document it with your camera. And it's like this like neighborhood watch guy who calls himself an ICE agent literally went to work that day wanting to kill someone. It was so obvious with like, with him recording himself. It's like you're a sick, sick person. He wanted the video and maybe to be able to like flip the narrative and claim self defense and to have some control over it. But can you imagine, like you're ready to take someone's life and the first thing you think about is videotaping it. But so it's like he went to work with this idea in mind and it just happened to be her. He was so trigger happy and put himself exactly in the position, ready to shoot her when, when, like I said, there was a million other things he could have done first before actually taking someone's life. And then after he killed her, he called her a fucking bitch and fled the scene. We don't know if it was him or somebody else like on the scene. But that's what you do when you.

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Kill an innocent person.

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Literally someone who is protesting for the betterment of other people. She's a mother, she's a wife. Everyone said she was such a loving woman on the front lines of like all of these protests. And you call her a. After she's. After her heartbeat stops, it's like, what a man. She's already dead and you still want to spout slurs at a dead woman that you killed. The incel rage, it's just so clear and we have to be, we have to think to ourselves, like, would this be different if it was a man? Duh. Would the ICE agents let him go if he was the man? Would they shoot him and then call him a fucking bitch afterwards after they shot him dead? It just wouldn't have happened. But in the video, like you could see, you know, she was trying to talk to the ICE agents in a de escalated way. She wasn't raising her voice. And like, I mean, I had heard kind of one report that other cars were doing the same thing. It's like the protest was over, you know, they were being tear gassed and stuff. So everybody was leaving. So she was trying to leave, follow the other cars, obviously hoping to get away because there's imminent danger. And then her car becomes surrounded by three officers. You know, she's spooked, she's frantic. Anyone would be in this situation. You're scared for your wife. And she had a reason to be. And so she just like kind of wanted to follow the directions, you know, that other people were leaving in their cars, it seems. But the ICE officers start banging on her passenger side window, like escalating, you know, with physical force. And, and she gets scared and you can see her turn her wheel and try and speed off. She was turning her wheel. She wasn't going straight for the officer who killed her. The killer was to the diagonal, to the diagonal right of the car, it looks like. And then he moves to the front of the car. He's on foot. She's not speeding off like yet. When she starts to speed off, you know, she has to get momentum. So he moves from the side to the front to kill her. So he put himself in the way of danger. What, this is what self defense is when you, when you put yourself in that situation willy nilly. So he's on foot. If you can get in the way, then you can get out of the way. And it didn't look like her intention was to run him over. Why would she run him? She wants to get out of being detained in an ICE facility. Why would she run him over and then put herself at risk of being detained in a prison for life? Like, she wasn't armed, she wasn't trying to run him over, she wasn't dangerous. And he moved, you know, to put himself in front of the car all in the name of self defense. And there's a bullet hole right in the middle of the windshield. Like this is what he wanted to do. It's ridiculous. Like even a normal person knows, like there are ways to de escalate and there are ways to control the situation with a gun without killing someone. Like before, literally shooting them in the head. Like you could shoot her tires to get the car to stop. Oh, okay. And then you have her and you can detain her. And like not saying that that's ideal, but it's better than being dead and you can still get like, control of the situation. It's like you're not supposed to shoot to kill in law enforcement. That is like the least, you know, likely or what am I trying? That's like the most. That's what you go to. Last. Last line of defense. Even. Even I know that if you have a gun and you're, you know, facing off with somebody else who doesn't have a gun, she didn't have a gun. You don't shoot for the vital organs which are in your core. Could kill someone. You go for the gams, you go for the legs, you go for the thighs, the kneecaps, anything but, you know, the heart, lungs and the head and. But he's not even. We think these people, these neighborhood watch people are trained on guns. The gun no. Controls him. And he looks like an inflatable Gumby dancing outside a used car sales. Not holding a firearm, no aim, just willy nilly. He's a, whoa, oh, I have a gun. Then he just shoots everything. And Robbie and I were obviously talking about it like after it happened. And she had a good point. She's like, you're allowed to run, you're allowed to flee from the police, and it's not a death sentence. Like, how long did they chase OJ For? This was their example. They chased OJ for so long. We've seen his chase from a helicopter view with like umpteen police cars and his car leading it. And they never shot or never killed him. And he was running away. They had her license plate number. There was so many videos all taken by them because they have nothing better to do. Maybe like call for backup or call for your manager or ask some advice because you don't know what the fuck to do. But you're malevolent. You're not bud Nevolent. You guys know what I'm saying? Like, what are you going to do with these videos? What are you going to put them on your Facebook stories for all the women who rejected you? Or those 4chan websites to fuel all the other incel chat and hatred towards women? You know where she lives? She lives in Minneapolis. You have her plates. Her wife is literally still on the scene. You could have easily found her. It would have taken five seconds to find her alive. But instead you feign danger and killed her. And like, like I said, the ICE officer who killed her ran the other way, didn't check her pulse, didn't start cpr. She's not dangerous. When she's been shot in the head. But don't you have a duty to check if you killed her, like, for humanity or even less than documentation sake? Like, I don't know anything. And then apparently there was no medical aid allowed on scene. Like, what? Where are we living? And like, there was a doctor on scene who they prevented from interfere. Interfering, interfering. So nobody could start cpr. Like, it just. And it doesn't even take a medical person to start cpr. Like as an ice person, as a federal agent. Aren't you trained literally, at this, at this day and age, you don't even have to be trained. You just like, bang on the chest as hard as you can in hopes that you will, you know, get this person's heart beating. So. So your fingers are only for the trigger and not the pumping of saving a heart. Your. Your fingers are only for killing, not for saving. Okay, yeah. These people are really helping our country. Helping our country become a fascist state, obviously. It's like, yeah. And if you're so proud of what you do, if you're so proud of being an ice age and you're so proud of helping our country and you're doing this brave work, why are you wearing face masks and hats to conceal your identity everywhere you go? If you're doing such good work, wouldn't you be proud of what you do and shoot guns with your ugly face out like the police officers? They're not clad in a disguise. If you're so proud of the power you hold, then just take it off. Take it all off. And let's see your identifying factor, shall we? Where's that freckle on your pot belly? Sir, Sir. Agent, where's that barbed wire tattoo? You got in the Navy, but you were medically discharged because you hurt your knee once. Where are those extra large pepperoni nipples that take up a quarter of your torso? Like Nick Jonas. Let's see some identifying factors. Why are you so afraid to show. To show your identity? Why do you feel like you have to conceal it? This is not federal law enforcement. It's literally neighborhood watch. This is what happens when you give a civilian, when you give a guy a gun who looks like a Buzz Lightyear, any kind of power. This is what happens. These are a bunch of loser plebeians, and their mothers never loved them for a reason. They saw the devil in their black little eyes the second they were born, and now they're trying to gain their any kind of self respect back by turning on everybody else and shooting them through the windshield. In the head for no reason. They have fake badges, fake vests. They're all DIY fake personalities. They're fake. They cut the coupons online for Hobby Lobby. There's always some 50% off. They're still rummaging through some kind of a local newspaper to find a Hobby Lobby coupon. And they make their vest with assortive crafts, assorted crafts like a silver permanent marker and gorilla glue and the iron on letter patches. They don't even know how to spell ice. Half of them say I, E, C Ike. And then, and then they make their badges with a seven plus year old police Halloween costume that are also on sale, leftover from Amazon. These are ICE agents. And then they have to permanent marker their last name on it, but it's not quite straight because they can barely write. And now they say it's officer to you. My nephew was wearing that outfit three months ago and you took it for him from him and put it on in the name of federal agency. But they get so mad on Sundays because Hobby Lobby's closed and they forgot to. They forgot the double sticky tape to tape their vest just straight on their gray Hanes tea so it doesn't show.

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And it looks like very tailored and.

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It always stays in place when they're videoing a murder they commit. They can't take the wind misplacing their vest. They need to, they need it to look perfect on camera. And they have team meetings every Monday night where they jug cheap whiskey and play war because they're too dumb for poker and romanticize their next victim in the name of self defense. This is who these people are. I mean it's like what is even I stand for? It's Immigrant and Customs Enforcement. It sounds made up. Those are made up letters. It doesn't even sound real. And don't we already have these people eyeing you down with those beady little eyes while actively ignoring you when you land in Toronto and you need a work permit, Isn't that Immigration and Customs Enforcement? So like this, this is a fake and made up organization enforced to scare citizens, suppress opposing thoughts and encourage racial superiority. This is the definition of fascism. This is the definition of ice. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Maybe it's a lot to take in and, and, and, and I feel like it is because I'm like there's, there's no way, you know, I mean, not that I'm naive or anything, but maybe, but this is like actually so clear what's going on. You know, it's like this Is we are looking like the country ran by the dictator with a one finger with a mustache to try and make a trend, but it was so ugly, it never took off. And I can barely maintain my 90s brows, so they don't look like a feral tarantula. So how did he. How did the dictator with the mustache shik shave his mustache so carefully every day to keep it in order? This is the only thing I would like to talk to him about. As if he had tips and tricks to maintain my brow. But our country is looking like his in that war, more and more every day. Ice. They're fakers and they're liars, and this is our government. This is literally what we pay for this. We are giving our tax dollars to them. Like, let that sink in. How much do they take from us in taxes? We don't even. Enough. With this net gross, we make half of what we make. And because we're funding ice, like, I want my money back. I'm sorry. We're giving them a paycheck to arm toddlers who cannot control their rage and abuse or their power because they hate women. This is why I get IRS letters every day to my dad and grandpa's house. My dad just moved into an apartment, A new apartment. How do they already have his address, but they don't have mine to send me letters of warnings and things that they found. But all if they're listening, I'm all cleared up. I'm all squared away. But they won't send me a letter. You can find my address, I'm sure, if you can find my grandpa's address. And what happened to email? I'm sorry, why are we not emailing these days? Like, you're still doing snail mail? Irs. We communicate. Send me a bill via email and I'll pay it like that. Not looking through my mailbox. I don't even know where the key is, but Robbie does. They just want an excuse to gather more and more and more money from us in late fees so we can fund murderers and thugs. This is our state. And it's like. I mean, it's because Donald Trump's his big inspiration, his heroine, his muse, his obsession, his daddy. Are these dictators, these little dicky potatoes. Kim Jong Un. He wants to be just like him. It's clear he's also, like, complimented Putin before. I don't know what he thinks of Hitler, but I'm sure it's not bad. It's terrifying. He's like a little brother that wants to be with the big brother. When he looks down on Kimmy, just due to the height difference, his pupils turn wide. They don't get small like the cat. When she doesn't like what she's looking at, they get real big. With endearment he really looks up to, of course, metaphorically, as we just covered the height difference to this North Korean dictator ways and will enact as many policies and oppressions as he can before his term ends. This is what's clear. We have two years left of whatever the fuck is ever going to happen. It's terrifying. It's right in our face now and it's like, you know, North Korea has a huge militarized state and this is what's happening with ice. Like, and, and I love walking around like Highland park in the stationary store. It's like there's a sign that says ICE is not welcome here. And like bubble resplendent colors and whatever sticker stickers they didn't sell. But it's like, at least you're trying to. At least we're kind of trying. What else can we do but use our leftover stationary to say, you know, fuck ice. This is all the power we have. And it's like the two years cannot come soon enough. I hate to wish time away. I hate to wish my life away. I love it so much right now with Robbie. I feel like we get like deeper in love every day. We just had our one year anniversary, but it's like, what is going to happen? It's terrifying. Can he be impeached already? How did Clinton get impeached for a little blowy, but Trump can't get impeached for sex trafficking. Like, would Clinton be impeached in today's time? It just didn't. I don't think so. I think we would hide it like everything else. It's like, like Prince Andrew was exiled, but we're not holding our president accountable. I know, I know, it's a broken record, but still, it's just like, I don't know, we just keep after breaking this record, I guess, because all we can do is lament and talk about it, even though nothing's probably going to change. Sorry, I'm a nihilist, but maybe something will change. But Trump is obsessed with dictators like an addiction. Like me with those little 2 gram green edibles from Camino. It's like 2 grams THC, I think, to 4 grams CBD. I like a lot of CBD. You get on that treadmill at 12, 3:30, listen to some R and B. Oh, it's my favorite thing in the world to do. I can't get my little paws off. Up. This is Trump to a dictator. Can't keep his little paws off him. And then supporters of Trump will say his flattery of, like, all these dictators, Kim Jong Un and Putin is a negotiation tactic. Okay, stupid. No, he likes flattery, obviously. Look at him. He's gauche. He wants everybody to bow down to him. And only women know how to manipulate in that kind of way. Please don't give a man that much credit. Okay, we're moving and grooving. Okay, last. I'm sure you guys have heard about.

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The gold plaques that Trump literally designed. Designed himself. These just gaudy, disgusting gold frames that, like I said, he put the pictures of the former presidents in these frames himself.

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Hung it himself, put it in a weird staircase himself or sorry, hallway. Like a staircase. Like, why are you doing. Like, he thought this was a great design to do whatever. And then he basically just roasted every other president. Every. Every liberal president, and only complimented himself.

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Okay, but let me see.

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This is what he says.

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About Obama. Okay.

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Barack Hussein Obama was the first black president, a community organizer, one term senator from Illinois, and one of the most divisive political figures in America. No, he's like, overall, the most loved president in our American history. As president, he passed the highly ineffective, unaffordable Care act, resulting in his party losing control of both House of Congress and the elections he approved. The terrible, like the Affordable Care act is pretty unaffordable. Not that I'm siding with Donald Trump, but it's like he just goes on and on to say all the bad things that he's done. And then he goes on to Joe Biden, which he doesn't even have, like a picture of Joe Biden. He has this cryptic kind of pen signature. Not even his face. I don't know, it feels like he's like summoning his death. Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in history. Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction. His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the US dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years. His green new scam surrendered American Energy dominance. And by abolishing the southern border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the world pour into the United States, including from prison jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums. Nicknamed both sleepy and crooked, Joe Biden was dominated by his radical left handlers. They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline. I mean, he's kind of not wrong on that, but let me. I want to read the Trump ones. He put him up there.

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He put himself up there twice as.

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Like his two terms.

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But it's like you had two terms because you lost. Okay.

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Why are things on Facebook these days? Like, I don't have a Facebook.

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Okay.

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On January 20th. This is his second one. His second plaque. And his picture is literally so embarrassing, he looks like he's out of a horror movie. On January 20, 2025, Donald J. Trump became the first president in 132 years to be sworn into office for a second non consecutive term. That's embarrassing. It's because you lost. Following his historic victory in an electoral college landslide. 312 to 226. Overcoming unprecedented weaponization of law enforcement against him. Weaponization of law enforcement as well as two assassination attempts, he won all battleground states by millions of votes. Millions. Millions. Was the first Republican in decades to win the popular vote. Big capital letters. And won 86% of counties in America. All 50 states shifted towards the Republican Party. Like, is he okay? These are just lies. At his inauguration, President Trump announced the beginning of the golden age of America. And he delivered. Ending eight wars in his first eight months, securing the border, deporting gang members and migrant criminals. They're not criminals. Making our cities safe. Capital C cities for some reason, helping our farmers, defeating inflation.

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What?

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What about the cost of eggs?

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Oh, wait.

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He began the construction of the gold.

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Oh, wait.

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Removed critical race theory and transgender insanity from public schools and banned men from women's sports. He began the construction of the Golden Dome missile defense shield, renamed the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America. It's just not right.

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You can't rename that.

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It's still the Gulf of Mexico. And has built right here at the White House, the magnificent Trump Presidential ballroom. After a 225 year wait, the best is yet to come.

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If he was in on it, if, if this was all a joke and he was roasting for fun and he was in on it, then he could be the funniest president alive. Like, after he was done, we'd have, like, memes and tik tok videos of him doing the dance and be like, he's just so girthy. But he's, like, so, so serious. He's not in on it. So he just lost all this comedic value. Anyways, I'll see you guys next time on Long Winded mama.

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Con Verizon.

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IPhone 17 sin intercambios. Represent anto quatro. Quatro quadro says quatro ocho sietanova says los temporamentos.