Transcript
Gabby Windey (0:01)
The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello, hello, hello, hello. And welcome back to another episode of Long Winded. Already back again. Slam. Oops.
Robbie Hoffman (0:28)
Keep adjusting my shirt.
Gabby Windey (0:30)
I will say it's getting really annoying trying to find a different shirt to wear on the pod each time. I should honestly just have a uniform at this point. And maybe going forward, I will. I'll get a collared shirt that says Long Winded and it'll be tucked into my khaki pants. Is that what you want? Is that what you want to look at? I bet you don't even care.
Robbie Hoffman (0:55)
I bet you don't even care because this was the shirt was my last stitch.
Gabby Windey (1:00)
All right, well, shall we just get started already?
Robbie Hoffman (1:04)
Shout out to the USC School of Social Work.
Gabby Windey (1:08)
As you may or may not know, my sister in law, Debbie. Hi. Debbie graduated from here and she's going to be a social worker. And honestly, she's doing the Lord's work. She's an angel on this earth for doing. For doing that kind of work. Lest you forget, I was also an ICU nurse for eight years. So I. I am as well walking this earth with angel wings. Lest you forget. All right, enough of that. Juice up. Okay. All right. Shall we? Ah, let's start with a warm up. Maybe something light to get our muscles going. A push up for the brain, perhaps a Bulgarian squat for the cerebellum. A Russian twist for the hippocampus. Not that you know what any of that is. And you might be asking yourself, how do I know so much about physical activity? And I've. I've lived a life in the past. I didn't like it. But you're missing some of those said parts that are to be exercised like a man. I know a man I once knew who frequents the gym and does dance moves constantly everywhere he goes. Those parts that were referenced, you are missing some. And that's why you're here. And I am eternally grateful. Also, do you like my shoes? They're vintage Elune. Vintage Elino. They make me feel like I'm living my seventh grade dream. So I haven't taken them off since I got them last weekend. But I also need to warm up here because if you say certain things in the first seven seconds of your video, you. You will be punished. There goes your money. There goes all your views. Your video will not be pushed out. And I want to be able to talk freely, so I gotta lube you with that and with that. You know I sound like a. You know I sound like a. You know I sound like, yes, but it's too early. It's too early for that. It's too early in the so okay, now let's get in to some some other piece of pop culture hunting wise binge it finished it. It's horny and horny. And I know we're all definitely watching it for the plot and the amazing storytelling and dialogue. Obviously, we're not watching Vermolin Ackerman's perky breasts and myriad of wigs, are we? Are we, Olive? I appreciate, I appreciate the wigs. I honestly didn't even notice until a gay man pointed it out on Tick Tock and I was like, oh yeah, you're right and I love a wig. But we came for the wives all cheating on their husbands with each other, wives on wives and stayed for the mystery we did. I love, I love a mystery. I love some trash and mystery that's going to get me hooked in. It's exactly what I needed for the for the end of summer binge. This is what I thought the lives of Mormon wives was destined to be. But alas. And it's all I wished for. But you know what? Hunting wives scratched this itch for a little while because it is insatiable. This itch. A little to the right, a little to the left. Down, down, right there, right there. But with the wigs, I do appreciate the continuity, the through lines, the making sure we don't have any questions because when Malin changes her wig halfway through the season to an from a red to an ombre, they made sure to a scene with foils on her first wig so that when she came out with the ombre wig, we wouldn't have any questions. We'd like, oh, of course she didn't change her part. She didn't change the bangs or the way the leg weighs. She likes a left deep part. And honestly same, but this time it's balayage and there won't be a question why? Because we watched it happen. And honestly, I do appreciate that because I don't like anything undone. I would have been. I would have been thanking, as they say. I would have been thinking and thanking what was the motive to change her wig. But oh yeah, Mullen showed them tatis. She did. In the big state of Texas. She was showing off those mosquito bites and she was brave. I would do. I would do. And honestly, they weren't mosquito bites. They were. They were a mosquito bite with a decent allergic reaction post bite. I thought they were great. I would show my tits for way less Honestly, I do it for free on Instagram, always hoping for a nip slip. Please, for the last time, leak my nudes. But there's this, this guy I knew a friend of, of my. Or sorry, a boyfriend of my friend would like when we would go out and stuff, he would run around after, you know, whatever he's getting late into the night. Nothing happens, nothing good happens after midnight. He'd be like, dump them. Which like, it is an excitable phrase. So then if you were within earshot and heard the call, your response would to be to pull down your scoop neck as to let the titties dump. And I partook. I didn't have a choice. This was my place in society at the time. And dare I say, I didn't hate it at this point I was, I was still prison to the heterosexuality. So every time I saw her bare breasts, Margot in the show, in my head I was like, they were already dumped. They were dumped every. I bet in the beginning, maybe every 30 seconds on the second and then at least once an episode. But like I said I would do if this was part of the script and they were like, are you interested in this role? I'd be like, yeah. I wouldn't have to read any of the dialogue or the story time. I'd be like, I get to show my titties, I get to dump them. Sign me up. And if you haven't seen. But this is the same actor from Couples Retreat, so I'm happy to see her working. Honestly, Britney Snow's in it. She was great. Horny and great. Someone DM to me and they were like, porn is banned in my state. So I'm using Hunting Wives in its place. And I feel like that could be the logline of the show. I'm assuming if a follower of mine, she is gay or bi, curious or just normal. Because who doesn't as a woman? This is the porn we'd like to see. Okay. And actually I thought the acting was, was pretty good. Britney Snow can cry. She's such a good crier. And like, I normally have a pretty hard time getting into shows, I think because it was just like so in your face. And again, Malin showed her tits in the first seven seconds that I'm like, oh, yeah, baby. I gotta see where this goes.
