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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Is it the end of the world
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Yes, but haven’t we been here time and time again!
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
okay, okay, here we are. Let me do one of these. My heart's racing. I'm not gonna lie. I'm acting like I'm normal and I can concentrate. But I am on a time clock. The Bunny Williams delivery men are coming to undeliver our king bed, which did not match the description. Robbie's not home, so I must delegate to these men with assertion and fight them if they come on to me. This is my morning. But quick. I have to work and get in a podcast episode and turn it in so it can be edited and put out tomorrow. Say, have a busy week. Not only that. Not only that am I going on a bachelorette this weekend? Party. Going on a bachelorette party, huh? How does that sound? Little old me going out for four days and three days. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, home, Sunday. What am I going to be like when I'm gone? Who's to say that person? I do not know. Obviously it shall be fun. I've been. Why am I complaining? What about? What is it? What is it? The world's ending. Well, maybe. Maybe it is. You guys know it's been on her mind. My. My good friend. She's doomsday prepping. She's buying up all the tin fish in the tri state area. So if you can't find any, it's because she has it. She's learning to make her own water. She's putting hydrogen and oxygen bonds together and she's hoarding up all the good wine in her fridge. You know where I'm gonna be at doomsday? I'll be at hers. But why Should I? Why should I be complaining when I just have to get a spray tan and find crotchless panties? And I hope they don't listen to that. I don't think they will. For me. For me, a nice little chic lingerie store on the east side. And then I have to get my
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
They're not looking good. But you know what? The gems stayed on the whole time. And who has time for any of this when they have to record a podcast episode for your. Okay, well, I gotta get going because we will more than likely be interrupted by the Bunny Williams rabbits. And I gotta get this done. But I am prepared to tell them to wait 10 minutes in case I'm not finished yet. But you know they give you a window. You know, they give you a window and they never stick to the window either. They come way before, they come way later. I'm gonna track them. I'm gonna track them. But like I said, I have shit to do now. A word from our sponsors.
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
And you know what?
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
You have them.
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
that's better.
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
speaking of this, it was brought to my attention maybe for the second time because the first time it never got my attention is that there's something a funny happening in the oc. Something arise, something is see being through the natural air. How do I know this? Well, I was notified of some kind of an evacuation order. I don't know via telephone or news outlet but I don't know how I got there because you know, I silence all of those notifications. I see an evacuation order and I immediately forgot. But then I thought oh no, you're kidding. There's more fires but the Santa Ana wins. They have long shell passed. So what is it? What? What is the problem causing these evacuation orders? Could it be the brush fire we say on the corner of Pico and Manchester off the I10 south, sir, I said it once, I said it twice and I said I'll say it again, it's off the interstate on the corner, you can't miss it. He said thank you, we will respond right away. And good for him because it could have been detrimental to all of an interesting part of la, even though the fire was maybe self contained. But I am more worried about the surveillance. We're in a surveillance state, aren't we? Well, why aren't we surveying the medians? This is not Santa Anna, this is arsonists. And I can't sit back and watch and watch these useless fires grow even though they'll probably immediately be put out by some kind of a steel guardrail that is not a flame flammable or a concrete street that also is not a flammable. But I am no bystander. I am many things, but I am no standby or standby I will not. Because you know the bystander effect. You know it, you know it and you've done it. And you should reflect, you should look at yourself. You think some other stupid is going to call on the upside down and all around just over the guardrail, maybe a Toyota 4Runner with a lift. Sure. Is it their fault? Maybe. But is it going to stop you from responding to an emergency? Now you are not a first responder. But maybe doing anything to help them as a good citizen. But you are a part of the aforementioned stupid too. You pass right by until no one calls. No one calls on the upside down and all around. And three of the four family members are dead. And the only one that's left is the one day old infant Amir. Barn has only bread and breathed for 12 hours. What kind of life is she gonna have because you didn't call 911? And that will be on your guilty conscience forever. And don't let that be you. I warn you. This is your warning. So from the bystander effect, you know, I quickly learned my favorite number is 31 1. It's. It's. It's. It is the apt name for a non emergency police line. So if a casual emergency just happens, you call 311 and then it's up to them if they want to be helpful. Helpful or not, sometimes they're not. Okay. But that's not up to you. You don't know which way to go. Okay, maybe it's not an emergency. It's out of my hands. You don't know if you should call on the guy doing heroin in the same wig parking lot store that you are going to to look like t chimp crazy. But you kind of want. You kind of want good quality and a good pink lipstick. But you don't know whether to call on him and the nurse and me from the window pre wig counts his breath and he did enough per minute. So what do I do? What do I do? I don't want to ruin his good time either. So I called 311 and left it up to them. Do you want to ruin his good time? Are you gonna check on him and check his pulse and maybe help him out and take him to. To rehab? Well you won't do that. So maybe let's just watch him because he'd probably be there then in a jail cell. But this I can't explain over the phone. So that is what 311 is for. It's up to your interpretation. It's up to the other line's interpretation and how they want to proceed. But you did your best. And it doesn't have to haunt you and your little wig like dreams. Anyways, the seepage, the seepage of the leak of some kind of a sphincter leaving, leading to an evacuation. Where is the sphinx? There weren't There weren't any fires. It was. It was an evacuation of some place called the O.C. well, I don't care about that. Who cares about them? But then one of my very smart best friends brought to my attention successfully this looming chemical explosion in a group text at 8am clearly she's been thinking about them. Clearly she is the one person that cares about them. So we must not lose all of those blond extensions that the OC Is known for. They're at risk. So then she asked us about the leak and I was like, oh, oh my God. I forgot. It didn't concern me. I didn't care. But then I started to care because it matters what source you get it from. You know what I mean? So he did some research and this explosion leak, I'm wondering, will it reach the east side of LA and take all of us lesbians? This is what I'm thinking. Because if the world does end, I promise you, you will want the lesbians in there. In fact, we could be the only ones that will survive. We will still have genuine love for each other and have started prepping for armageddon since probably 14. Like my aforementioned other good friend. But she is no lesbian. But she has the qualities of one. And that's why we're friends. It's not her fault she's cursed with the heterosexuality. And then I will go to her to figure out a water source. And then in our tiny lesbian commune, we will figure out a business plan to charge people for this water source. Democracy is coming again. But there's obviously no money left after doomsday. So we charge in Spam. That's right. Ham. Have you ever guys had a Spam on a griddle? I don't think so. With some rice on the side, wrapped in a seaweed. Goes down very easily and it's delicious. And I'll tell you one other thing. We have a generator. And if we run out of food, we'll just eat the dog and the cat. I'm just kidding. Okay, just kidding. But would you rather eat the dog or the cat or die of starvation and have them eat you? Now here we go. A conundrum, an ethical dilemma. But they wouldn't eat you because there are no animals. You are the animal and your ex boyfriend is the animal that would eat you. Probably not even dead yet when you're almost dead. But you still have a bull. Sure your limbs are going numb, sure they're pretty heavy and going necrotic, but that's his first favorite appetizer. And he's gonna eat you like he never has when you were alive. And he's never stayed down there long enough until you're dead. And then all of a sudden. A tasty meal. So I finally looked it up and discovered all of this toxic gas to make so much plastic. And I guess it's just seeping into the OC from a leaky valve. Huh? One leaky valve is gonna blow this whole O of the county to bits. What about selling the oc? What are they going to do? Who made it leaky? You don't have at least bid checks of these valves that may become leaky. That are at risk of. Of backstabbing this incredibly toxic gas. Of maybe a methane or a profane. But it sounds even worse. Something that we don't know what's in the plastic. We know just in its solid form. It's bad for the environment. The micro parts are bad for you. So what will the gas do? It is insidious. And this incredible toxic gas will leave the bleach blonde girls with three kidneys and one eye. An eye for a kidney. The radiation demands. Flips them out. Makes you a Cyclops. And this valve can just leak. There's no backup plan. There's no fail safes. There's no saving the two eyeballs on sun kissed sin. Since. Why is it so easy to become leaky? No. Just a leaky valve did all this. And the only discipline that is able to manage this situation is the fire department. There isn't one super engineer of plastic gas. Doubt it. Doubt it. We have all these other obscure people and things in job positions. I bet there's one. I bet they're probably in Europe. Get them over here. There's not a specialty team of people trained for this by the plastic company. You haven't thought of this. But I have. Or James Bond. Who were ready to see a woman already. So we just have to wait and stand by. Everyone evacuated but the fire department risking their lives for this imminent blow up. It will blow up. They're saying. We don't know when. But it will blow up. And this is how we treat our first responders. We give them 48 hour shifts and a standby for a blow up. And then my smart best friend continued to say that the CEO of the plastic company is out to contribute to the end of the world. He is a billionaire. Here it is. The world is ending. Not over my spray tan and my mysterious bachelorette party. But over this noxious gas. And I bet he was on Epstein's Island. For one, you can spread that rumor with no source. And for two, he is currently fleeing the country, making his way to Switzerland with cash duct taped to all different parts of his limbs and toes. And in between his butt crack and crevices, we don't even want to know. And there's 10 mules behind him, akin with the duct tape and their pussycrack, because I know he's using women. Maybe just end it already. Just end the world already. Prove it's real. Enough of it. I'm sick of guessing. I don't like the unknown. And you're gonna keep threatening and threatening and threatening, and I just have to stand by Prove it. But then you have to ask yourself, well, how long have we been thinking about the end of the world? Since forever. Hello? This isn't new. Since the beginning of it. And don't we think maybe one reason. It's natural, it's innate. Because our brain knows that everything with a beginning must have an end. So are we perpetuating this onto the gas? So even if there wasn't that cute little leaky valve, would we always wonder when the yin to the alive yang will be? Are we. Are we being conned quite maybe into believing our lives are almost over at any second just to get us on an ssri? Well, I passed that. And sure it will end, but it won't affect me because I'll be long ended. And all the ATMs worked after Y2K, didn't they? And I'd rather hoard skincare on a Memorial Day sale and vintage purses and different personalities than salty fish. And then my other very smart best friend chimed in. Don't even get me started on the data centers. So I didn't. So do what you want with that. It seems like we're doomed. We're all worried about the world ending. We don't even like it here. Bring it on. Why are we so sad about it? Why are we letting it get to us? Especially in that kind of world? Is it going to be better? Take me out because. But I just learned. I was doing the crossword and I just learned. Robbie and I were just talking about other planets. I'm like, pardon me, I don't give a fuck. I'm doing my lip liner Kelp blur. There's like a Kepler 18522 and they're Earth like planets. Get me over there. Get me over there. NASA. If we gone to the moon so many times, remember we just went to the moon again. It got no news coverage and we didn't see any even pictures. And people get mad when you say the moon landing was fake. Well, I just don't have enough evidence to convince myself that we went. But it was the same year special effects was created. There is no such thing as coincidence, merely confidence. Is the moon made of Swiss? We'll never know. And why can't we speak Spend Why can't we spend all of our tax dollars? I don't know if NASA's privately funded, but I doubt it to go to PS100. So we actually have a plan. If if for those who if think that this life is worth living extra extra so they spend some 20 odd years in a spaceship. Well that might be the best sleep I've ever gotten. And maybe I'll sign up for that. Maybe I'll be first.
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
that contributes to our personal world of the ending. Another something that we will not shut the fuck up about because it is not to be shot up the fuck about because it will never end. Because it will always plague us. Because every single year we have to get incredibly stressed out and comb those taxes and hope I Don't go to jail. And the only thing certain are death and taxes. You know that. And I bet death feels better than taxes at this point in the world already. So I don't have to pay taxes. I'm begging you. I'm begging you. Because in the former you release oxytocin. So it feels so good. So you aren't scared. And it's a pleasant euphoric experience. There's people who have died and came back and they don't even want to be here. They want to go back again. They're trying to kill themselves because they want the release of oxytocin taxes. To me, they feel like a rake. A big rake for a long acreage of some kind of a field that needs a rake. It takes rake like that made of steak knives, freshly sharpened, stabbing me in the back. They stab and then they scrape. They hurt. And it's not one kind of hurt. There's lines and lines and lines of hurt from the multiple steak knives. You owe the government that. This much, My accountant says. What? What? How? And God's green earth that will turn brown and all become sucked up by this mysterious gas by the plastics. I paid you in advance, buddy. And I would officially like to cancel that advance. What do you mean I owe X amount? You wouldn't even believe it. I'm kind of rich for the first time in my life. And now it all goes away to the government. When can I win? I thought the rich got richer. I thought that was the problem. I thought that's why we were all complaining. I thought the rich were taxless. What is going on? You are actually not fraudulent enough. I want to be one of them. I'm being lied to. Isn't that why we're all so mad? Sure, I'm not that rich. But what about maybe a tax advantage account?
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Gabby (Podcast Host)
I've heard of those. Have you? But it seems like you are the one taking advantage of me. Where's all this money going? I don't think it's going to the government. I saw the docs. But it doesn't mean they weren't tampered with. A couple extra hundred here, a couple extra thousand there. Now how long do I have to create a philanthropic organization for lesbians with lipedema, huh? And then I could have been donating to them me all along. And paid for my looming surgery. Tax free. I have to get surgery. Are you for me or are you against me? You're against me for some reason. Do you work for the government? Are you a psyop Are you a mall? I feel like these wires are tapped. Get off my phone. Hang up. Hang up. Hang up. I call back and he continues to explain to me my tax rate on the earnings I made. And he does the math and he proves his point over and over again. So. So what was it? So why did I have my best year? Just so it was all taken away from me that I worked hard for. I worked hard for my money. And I have to give it all back to the government who does what? The roads in LA are that of a third world country. Are that of maybe, I don't know, the 1880s when they used a horse drawn buggy to get everywhere and it wasn't smooth because the horses have hooves and they can handle the cobblestone. But at least it was pretty to look at. Our cobblestone is made of asphalt and tectonic plates and Robbie's car. Cause she insists on having a vintage Porsche which the brake squeaks because she presses the brake pads too hard. But the mechanic lied to her and said that they're fine. While not around here, I don't feel safe. Especially when we hit the cobblestone and she bottoms out on the Porsche. Good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. In 2026, where are my tax, where are my tax dollars going? Not to the roads, not to the infrastructure. And now we don't even have a good choice for mayor. No, now we don't even have it. We were kind of all on the Spencer Pratt, you know, but now he, he's, he's become into a Republican, I suppose. So we don't have any other choice to vote because the lesser of three evils is the one evil who will not pave the roads. You cannot make this up. And all my hard work on my brand deals that I have to edit and edit and edit and edit over four or eight and wait around for them to tell me to make one more edit, one more tweak and then we can go live. Oh wait, one more. I don't like your music. And all my hard work is tipped to the undertaker, the government, who it's going to ice. I don't, I don't want this. I don't, I don't want this. But they don't care about you. So I pay an enormous amount of my savings to the government and I go numb. I'm on the phone with my account. I've lost my heart, my determination, my soul. I pay it. My accountant says I'm actually handling it pretty well. Well, that's what happens when you're listless and have nothing to live for. And then this on top of some kind of a misfiling or other fake filing. They want me to pay more. There's always more and more and more. I paid. I paid. I paid. I swear I paid because I don't want to go to jail. I'm joking. I'm joking like this. But I don't want to go to jail. Like Heidi flies for paying taxes, but not enough. No, I don't want to pay all my taxes, but I do because I am afraid of the police. And she had a good point. She said she paid him just not enough. Yeah, why can't we just give a chunk of what we think is right? So I paid thousands of dollars more to the IRS and that they claim I have stolen from them. They send me. They, you know, they make up all these numbers. Like I took from them, like I pilfered my money from them. No, I wish you would give me one that I could Hamburglar the likes. No, but you're taking from me. And I'm hammered and hammered and hammered and hammered with nonsense and yellow tape and more bills. They got my dad's address. They got my grandpa's address after he just moved into an apartment trying to find me for the irs. I'm not that hard to find. You know my address. I have an email. I have an accountant. And I pay them all, and I pay them all, and I pay them all. And I don't have the legal team of a Shakira yet, but maybe one day. And then the audacity the government has to send me a letter reporting I overpaid them because they keep Billy Me, billing me, Billy Me, billing me, Billy me for $25,000 because they send me these incessant bills to my. The patriarch of my family. You want to face your dad when you're getting tens of twenties of IRS letters to his house and say, oh, don't worry, everything's fine. No, he thinks you're going to jail. He's planning. He's looking up the recipe for oatmeal cookies to bring you on visitation days because he knows what's going to happen. They'll go up and knock on the door themselves. Knock, knock. It's the irs. Don't answer. Dad, they owe me money. They owe me $25,000, and they have the audacity. And you know what? And you know what? They want to cuckold me. That's why they. They Want to cuckold me because they don't want to take any money out of the money they already owe me. I got one last bill that's still sitting in my laptop case because I will not pay it until the absolute. Until the absolute last day that I will not get pinged with interest because that interest really gets up there. I'm sick of paying it. They want to make you feel like you're giving them money yourself with your own bank account. They will not deduct it from the money they already owe you because it's not the same sentiment. They want to take that steak knife in your back and put it in your front and twist it, pour salt on it, pour honey on it, and then put you in a beehive. That's what they want to make you feel like. And guess what? It worked. Not stronger than thou. Oh, no, no. So it keeps me up at night, Kinda. But at some point, you just have to be like, it is what it is. What am I gonna do? Fight with these people? What am I gonna do, Risk going to jail? I just can't, you know? So I did it. And I cried a little. But that's the thing is, like, I think money always comes back. You gotta. Sometimes it's like it's. It's the way it works. You know, I'm having a year that I'm not making as much money, but I don't have. I have more time. So now I'm spending all the money I really don't have versus last year, I didn't have that much time but money. So it's like you gotta just let things go. You can't make yourself miserable. Sometimes you need those cute little platform shoes, you know? And then next year, it'll be worth it. And you can replenish the. The. The. The taxes that came out of your savings that you tried to invest in you just handed over to your investment people, and you don't even really know what that means. You just had a couple of calls, and you asked for it back immediately. Oops, I forgot to pay my taxes. Guess you're not investing anything on my behalf. Thank you, but no, thank you. But I'll tell you one thing, and sure, maybe this is a threat. You better count your days, irs. One day, I will get back all the money you owe me because you only admitted who even. I'm surprised you even admitted you owed me $25,000. So I know that's just a fraction of it. I know how this works. You're trying to make me feel better, but I know there's more hiding. You better count your days. Just like the Spanish government did from Shakira. She was making them count their. And Shakira is also featured as a fashion blaster, celebrity endorser on their website. You win some, you lose some. Okay? So I told my accountant, be prayed, be prepared to get $50 million back. And he said, that's when you know you've made it. Let's go for it. Yeah, Suddenly we're on the same team again. Okay, so then I got these money managers. I told you, you know, I'm just learning about money. They don't teach women about money at all. And I will. I would much rather maybe leave my money unbanked and dig a hole in the yard than go to some money managers. But they're supposed to allocate it in my best interest, you know, so they say. But I couldn't comprehend the contract. So I said to them, straight to their face, is this okay to sign? I went to the contractor and asked them if this contract. This is not an objective person. This is not a third party. I said, is this normal? And you will not be of the Bernie Madoff of sorts. Do you hear me? Now answer me one question before I sign this contract. Now, do you think his wife really had no idea what was going on? Fuck, they're here. I don't care. Now, do you think his wife actually had no idea what was going on? Answer me that and I will say sign. The correct answer is, it's none of your business. And of course she had no idea. For women only just got credit cards like some tens of years ago. So you think the men are still letting us in on the finances? I don't think so. You did this. And now it's coming back to bite ya. But he already killed himself, I think. I don't know he's dead. So this is what they get. You know, we get let off free. And. And don't question where the mini Birkins comes from like the one atop our head, like Kylie Jenner. Now one more question and then I will sign. I say to them, okay, one more question. What happened to Martha? Do you think she's innocent? And answer me honestly. I don't want your PR answer. I don't want to. Kind of your fake flub. Isn't that what I'm giving you? Oh, my God. They're definitely here. Oh, my God. What do I do? Let me tell them. Hello? Hi, Jesse. I'm just in the middle of Work right now. I'll be done in 10 minutes. I told. I told you guys were coming at 11:30. Are we picking up a bed that's already assembled? Yes. Yes. So I'll be right out in like, 10 minutes. Okay, thank you. I'm nervous. Now he has to call his dispatcher, but it's like you're already dispatched. And I still have 18 more minutes, so what are you gonna call him for? You think I'm in trouble? What, are you gonna leave and blame it on me? But really, it's your fault. This is what men do. But this is what I have to do. I fit it in on purpose, in the correct time, so I can make money. And this is. Sometimes you just need a fresh start. And nothing feels fresher than four new tires right now. Buy three select tires and get one for a dollar during the Buick Certified Service Fresh Start Tire Event. Tap now or visit buick.comserviceoffers to learn more. This is how I'm treated. Anywho, back to Martha. Is she innocent? And I want you to tell me the truth, because I have ideas in my head. Isn't that what I'm giving you some percent of a percentage for is to use your insider knowledge to make me a couple bands, to make me a stack or two. So why was she, as a woman, sentenced? HE BLUBBERS Wrong. Wrong. She was indignant for good reason, for she was wronged. Now, you listen to me, money manager. This has nothing to do about my money, but it has something to do about my couth and my morals and my scruples, and those go hand in hand. Now, we will support all women, but you will never let that happen to me, Correct? We will try. Wrong again. And I sign anyway. I don't know where they went. Anyway, so this is how our world's ending. But really, it's not the only thing that's ending. Let me tell you. Couples are ending right In Order's office, who's watching Couples Therapy? I don't know if you guys do watch it, but you have to. Especially this demographic. Especially. I know, but. Because I feel like. I feel like it's us. I feel like it's us together. It's really. It's really a peek behind the scenes of terrible relationships. But we can see ourselves in each and every one of them, and that's where the devastation comes. That's why you cannot watch it right before bed. And the therapist and I, I think together, we're both of extremely sound mind. So I think you, if you like me, you would like her. And there are multiple seasons. Just start from the beginning. They're 30 minute episodes. Do it and learn a thing or two. We all like, we all like this kind of. Now we're a therapized gum. A group of people and we like to make it worse for ourselves by watching experts and pretending that we know. So do it. But Orna the therapist, you know, she's, she's hard to describe as a person. She obviously has a gift of a couple's therapist and, but she has such restraint. Like you kind of watch her and she gives this look and like it's very pensive and she kind of sees through you with her eyes. But she's also objective and she doesn't show her biases and she has amazing taste in outfits. And honestly I thought this season was pretty good. Last season was really good, but I thought this one was pretty good. My favorite, not spoiler alert. But I'm not gonna spoil everything because it's like you have to watch it yourself. There's so many intricacies. But I am going to spoil some things. My favorite couple was Marjorie and her bald headed husband. I think, you know, they went in initially and she's like, we have. How can we be married if we have different political views? And she's like, whoa, chill. And I think he is just genuinely a kind hearted bigot who's like, did. Had enough time. Had so much time on his hands. He was watching Fox News. That's literally what he said. So he had to turn off the tv. But he is a recovering addict and has been to like multiple centers and stuff. And I feel like he had to learn so much about himself there that he is actually quite insightful. Once he learns how to be like, once he gets direction, he knows how to apply it. I just don't think he was getting, yeah, direction and maybe couples counseling. But we all know it's really about yourself and couples. I don't know but they, yeah, they talk about their political views and the wife Marjorie is like, obviously, you know, I think ICE is ruining our country. It's a major problem because there's, there's innocent people being detained. It's inhumane. And the bald man literally has this like visceral kind of aha moment and like is in shock and he's like, you know what? That doesn't sound good because I was wrongfully detained. He's like a big guy with tattoos all. Who knows what he could have gotten into. He's like, I've been wrongfully detained because he's been there, you know, in jail. It's terrible. And he's like, well, who is that guy who was wrongly detained? Like, there was just one. But it was like it was coming from a true place. And he does it showed his ability for compassion. And I thought he was such a good dad and, like, really cared about the kids. And honestly, it was just so refreshing to see, like, someone, I guess, of his, what he thinks his political views are that we wouldn't just, like, kind of chalk up to being like, you know, a maga. An idiot. And a man in an incel. Actually has, like, a real heart. He was just. He just said, they don't listen to each other, for one. They've got into a place where they're, like, just not listening to each other. And so he didn't hear her side of the political conversation. But it's like, he's obviously so capable of compassion and he loves his kids so much so. And to see an example of, like, a good dad and a husband who really wants to try, I don't know, I thought it was just really sweet. And Orna does this thing where it's like, yeah, like, the couples aren't listening to each other, so you have to. One couple speaks, the other one shuts the up. Then the one couple says, what? What? Or the one person says, you know, what they feel. And then the other part has to repeat back to them. I could not. I don't. I don't process. I have to read. I'm not an auditory person. So unless they don't write it down for me, I cannot repeat it. And I guarantee you I will repeat the wrong thing. But there's also this lesbian couple, and like the mask, one initiated therapy because she thought her wife was too dependent on her and hasn't evolved, quote, unquote. You see. You see all this, like, kind of therapy talk that our society has, like, a thrust upon us, and we think that it makes us, like, sound smarter. And she's saying her. Her partner hasn't evolved, but she can't really say what evolve means, that she needs to all of a sudden be by herself after they've been married for 10 years, been together for 19. And it's like she's like. I feel like not only her, but some other ones. They talk in this abstract, weird language. Hers was specifically cultish, but. And then, like, she brought in them because she had problems with the wife. The cultish one had problems with the wife and saying that she wasn't evolved. And the wife out evolved her so fast because the cultish one didn't have any insight and was obviously just regurgitating things that she's brainwashed in and actually doesn't know herself. But it is just like a good study on people and how they express their feelings and. But it's like they cannot, a lot of them cannot say what they feel. It's like a word salad. And like, like I said these learned words just, just on, just on top of your head. It's like they're speaking up here, but like I need it literally on the ground. I'm like, say what you mean. Give me an example. Be harsh. Not even harsh. You think you're being harsh, but it's okay. Just say the I statement and be honest. But I don't even know what I mean, what they mean. Then there's a cuddling man. The cuddling man, you guys, I can't, I don't know. A man of 40 something paying for cuddles specifically. And you call yourself a man? Pain. There's a service out there where you can hire a woman to spoon you and you are the tough leaders of our society. But you want to be coddled like a baby and suck your mother's teeth at 40 something years old. And you call yourself a man? I don't think so. And then at one point he crawled into his wife's lap like a baby. And like I had to fast forward. I'm like, this is sick. And who would act like this knowing they're on camera and in front of like a well renowned therapist, like a professional. Oh, and for this cuddle he's going to give his life savings. I bet they're not expensive. And he ran through his trust fund because of these cuddles. You will risk your wife and your wife and your kids for this nestle of a stranger when his wife Alamod is gorgeous and of one to be cuddled upon and not stepped out upon. And he cannot help himself because his mother once asked how big his dick was. Well, welcome sir, to an unfair world. We all want to know how big your dick is. We can't help it. Your pervet of a mother does not give you permission to cheat a cuddle. And obviously that's not all. The cuddle turned into a consummation. He fucked all these girls that he was cuddling. And then the whole time, the whole season, they just glossed over it. They kept referring to it as the cuddle and the cuddle. And so why do you need the cuddle? Oh, because I was never felt by a mother. And oh, my mother didn't love me. And oh, I just need a cuddle from a woman. No, you were fucking them. There was full penetration. Let's call it what it is. Look in my eyes through the screen. Break the fourth wall. Me that you paid for sex. But the wife is also just as fearful, like, of the word like sex, that she cannot admit it. She also just like, glosses over it and pretends in her mind that it's just cuddling. Never me. I'd be like, you fucked and you and you and you're out. Not gonna stay with a cheater. And so I am like. I was wondering. I'm like, I wonder if Orna has ever successfully counseled a couple through cheating. I don't know, because, like, she has to. But then, like, aren't you faking? At what point do you kind of sacrifice your human, like, integrity and real opinions for therapy? Obviously, he was not in treating these desperate wanton canoodles by women who looked like his mother or his wife. That is for sure. Although I have not seen his mother for mine own eyes. I know because the wife of the groper reported he was cuddling with hot young blondes with big tits. Is that what your mother looks like? I'm surprised you didn't show her your dick. Okay, obviously I'm making a joke. He does have one of the worst lives I've ever seen and was severely abused by his mother. And like, we never hear of the. Of the women pedophilia kind. But you know what. What's that saying? Women and male dominant. Okay, I know it's terrible. So that is the only. That is a missing piece is he has the worst life I've ever heard of. I mean, I mean ever. And I've heard of a lot of lives. So you have to figure it out by yourself because it's very interesting. It's not just like, like basic worst life. It's like things keep happening and happening and bad and bad and bad. And he does have a lot of abandonment. Doesn't give you. Now you found someone who's. Who's gonna love you, not abandon you, so you should not cheat. But also, on a serious note, his. The cuddler's wife does talk about her rape, and it was so visceral and raw. Just because the whole thing is like a real docu series. There's no fluff. It's not reality. I'm surprised they even let cameras in. Orna's so good at her job. You can tell this is maybe the first time. I think this is the first time she talks about it in front of her husband or maybe in this way. But it's like rape is the most horrid crime, the worst thing that could happen to anyone, and it's devastating. And hearing her first, first hand account, just like not really expecting it or not even really using it in the beginning, it doesn't come out till later in the season. Using it in the. Not even she was using it. But she let all his shit get out before she felt comfortable enough to really talk about this. And it's terrible. I think it's. Well, I know it's awful and maybe ironic that men are the only. Men are the rapers. They don't get raped. Of course they can, but it's like normally and it's terrible, you know, and it's. It's really awful. And then just to add, there's a groper in la. There's someone by the name of the Groper. And he hides in the bushes and he hides in the brush. He hides in the lavender scent that brings us relaxation and peace. And then he comes out, the ruffian. Ah, I'm gonna grope you. He, he hides behind the mother nature that is supposed to protect us. Where are you, mother? You're just like mine. And when he peeks out from behind the bush, he gropes. He gropes, peekaboo, grope his elude. 10 fingers. They get a handful. Not just the fingers. He gets a whole cupful and a grope quick. And then he goes back to his hiding place unseen, stealth, like a ghost in the night with vicious fingers. And what was that? You wondered to yourself? It was a grope. I've been groped by the Groper. I am one of his victims. I scream. But then the Groper becomes bored with the groping. The dopamine of an ass grab becomes as mundane as breathing air to this groper. So the Groper quickly becomes the tackler. And out from the nature bunker, he body slams a poor woman to the ground, trying to groping, groping, groping, groping, grope. When she's just wanting to ground herself on a hot girl walk. But he ruined that. Made her feel disgusting and gross. Others scream and I called 3, 1, 1. Okay, let's get the out of here, because these people are making me nervous. I was afraid they were gonna be like, well, let us in. It's like, no way. They're already pissed. They have to take down the bed. But and they don't know that our mattress is so. Oh my gosh, this is going to be a Nightmare.
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