
This week we are talking about the new Michael Jackson doc on Netflix and the other equally disturbing Abducted in Plain Sight.
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Okay. It says you're allowed to crave attention, recognition and applause, obviously. Look at me. Look at me again. I'm 10 steps ahead. I know I am. I crave attention for a living. Literally. As Jupiter enters Leo, your urge to make art, have fun, flirt. Excuse me. And be witnessed is getting a serious boost. I don't know. Having fun? I don't think so. That's not even gonna. That's not even gonna work this week. I've been in a depression to make art. Yeah, right. This book is weighing heavily on my shoulders. I'm overwhelmed. Why can't I write like a. Like a Flannery O', Connor, minus the racism. Well, it took her 10 years to write that book, and I have a mere five months. That's why this energy is powerful, she said. So use it well. I slept all day. I slept all day yesterday. Start the Passion project. No, thank you. I have no passion. Text your crush. What in the. Like I've ever had A crush. Like I'm not married to the crush of my life. And we text every day. Tell me something I don't know. Throw a party where you can let loose. Never. But be honest about your motives. If you're doing something just for approval, always. It may not feel good in the long run, but if you're doing it because it truly matters to you. Never. You'll feel the awards immediately. I don't know. I just can't relate. This thing does not know me. It's a full moon. It's. I'll tell you about the full moon. Did you guys see the moon last night? Oh, it was spooky and a kooky. And the clouds were going. The clouds were going over it as it was a swollen and turgid cover of a liver failure patient. What's this supposed to mean? Well, I dropped to the floor with an ovulation cramp. This is what happened to me. I have never. And it was one cramp. It would not let go, sunk his claws into your uterus, and it did not let go until you took two Motrin and laid on your side with the heating pad for a good 30 minutes. I couldn't walk. My legs were weak even as I was in the bed. And no one was there to see me writhe in pain because I do everything for attention. But Robbie was at a show. She always misses these moments where I'm alane with a cramp or with constipation, and she's never there. So this is what happened in my full moon.
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It says my moon sign. Oh, oh, oh. The moon is also in Capricorn. Don't let a wind pass by without acknowledging how hard you worked for that triumph. Please leave me alone. Please. We're not proud here. We're not egotistical. We're not audacious. We put our nose down, we pop out some work, we get the money, and we keep moving. There is no creativity. There is no self importance. There is no nothing besides the money at the finish line. And you can't stop, or else the money won't stop coming. And then you cannot shop online. I should not be shopping online. There are moments to delay gratification and moments to celebrate yourself lavishly. Always grant yourself ample time for recovery. Please, just don't. Please. I just don't think this is happening for me. All right? But I hope you have better luck. Not misery loves company. So I hope you're miserable just like me. I don't want to be here alone. It already feels alone. It feels isolating. It feels like I've locked myself in a jail cell. And I want you to feel it too. Oh, good. We've met it. We've met the limit. Nardo's here. He still has Munchausen, we say. Don't you, Nardo? Yes. I see.
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And then I watched Abducted in Plain Sight, which was filmed in 2017, but the actual event happened in the 70s, so this may be one of the first cases of like local or maybe national news they've ever heard of. Molestation a PDF files because they didn't think it was a thing back then. They didn't know they're there. Well, how? I don't know, because half of these people are still getting Philia ed by their fathers and Uncle Joe's who are sick and twisted and disgusting and were philia Ed by their parents. Probably. But they act that they've never even heard of it. Oh, no. Well, then you don't talk. And your childhood is in denial because we know it was happening back then, but this is the first time they were ever discussing it. And boy, were they naive. Boy, I recommend. Well, I actually had to stop watching Abducted in Plain Sight because it got it. Oh, God, it made my skin crawl. I was getting nauseous. I couldn't do it. It was disgusting. Like, it's just like if this man was still alive, you know? You know, I'd cosplay as a security guard, and I wouldn't give him his. His window meal, and I wouldn't give him his beans, and I'd watch him starve to death. Like he took all of the hunger away from that poor child next door. Now you feel what it's like to be empty forever. That's what I would do. And with this discussion with the topic of a PDF file, you know, there's a question. Maybe if you have a brain, if you have any kind of a mind, that it's inherent to ask this. It's the natural mind, inquiring, wondering, is a pediaphilia a sexuality? Or is it a sick and twisted and disgusting and mental disorder of such coming trauma from the past, or just a sick and twisted mind? Perhaps both. And you know what? Whatever it is, I think lots of scientists who pride themselves on not letting their moral compass get in the way of any of their research call it asexuality. I dissent. I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. That color of the moon yesterday floating in the sky. And there goes the chunks of my banana breakfast also behind a midnight black sheet. So basically, in other terms, you know, a sociopath murders just for. Okay, so. So basically, in other terms, if this pediaphilia is a sexuality, then then to a sociopath, murdering is just a hobby. It's just what they like to do. It's just what the murderers like to do. It's a natural interest, and I can't help myself, but I think putting. Putting pdfilia under the category of sexuality, and maybe we just don't have the right word yet. And to that I implore the Webster dictionary. I urge them to get on it because they are everywhere these days and they're infiltrating and we need a right word to describe it. I'm staring at you, Webster, because you're probably one of them. And then I'm staring at the Philias with their little ferret eye on the End of their little ferret, furry dick. But calling it a sexuality, it makes it sound not as sick. And it's sick. It makes it sound normal. It makes it sound like it could be another letter. Letter of our lgbtqp. No, we don't want the P on the last day of Pride. Are you kidding me? Get them out of here. They're no sexuality. That I cannot do. I cannot make lesser of such a serious, disgusting, morbid, infernal offense. It's just a way to excuse it, I think. Oh, well, it's just a sexuality. I didn't choose it. I couldn't help it. No, that's what they say about the gays. And guess what? I choose to be a lesbian. And I like it. So that's what they're probably thinking of. Their proclivities. But then there's. As I was researching this, I found there is a surprising amount of sympathy online that goes, oh, wow. I can imagine being. Being a pedo and not acting on it and sitting on my hands like they're duct taped to the seat. How awful for them. What, so you're one too? That's what you're saying? You have way too much compassion, so you just outed yourself. And you are also of the disgusting freak per. Vertebrae of the vertebrae. You don't have to go that far. You don't have to feel for them that far. For who? For Christ? Inevitably making the perp into a victim. This is what the Christians love to do. I feel bad for them. I don't think so. It's. The least they can do is cement themselves to the floor face down so they don't ask some little kid to spread their butt cheeks while they jack off. I'm talking a thick amount of cement up the nairs. Covering. Covering the pie hole forehead, especially that little chinchilla dick. Handfuls, Handfuls. Handfuls of cement stuck to the floor face down. And their toes. They can't move. If you can't help it so much, are you such a holy human as to not act on it? If that is true, why don't you just castrate yourself? Get rid of it altogether. Put your money where your mouth is. I'm sick of the threats. Make it an actuality. But these scientists. Another word for a PDF file. Opt for hypnotization maybe, Or Reiki, possibly. Should heal the pedal pervert energy stuck in your chakra in the pelvis. The orange one. And if not that, then definitely acupressure of the foot. That's where all the sickness is. Of being attracted to a little boy. Lies. Ah, yes, I feel it here. One more press of the thumb and out goes the sexual proclivities of the kid. It's right by your pinky toe. I've seen it before. The foot pressurist says, yeah, but you have it bad. So we have to go into your big toe. And this is gonna hurt just a little bit. No, actually it feels good when someone rubs my feet. It's the greatest thing in life. So this isn't going to hurt heal anybody of their disdainful moralities, is it? So we watch the Michael Jackson doc on Netflix, like I said, and then watch the Oprah doc in which you cannot find anywhere. It's been taken off of Every streaming platform. YouTube to be. You can think anything, it's not there, making it impossible to find. Oh, what's this for? Why? Why are they trying to bury it? Why are we still trying to bury his perversions? The COVID up continues even when he's D E, double D dead. So why do we even care it's over? Drag his ass through Neverland and back with the John Deere under the ground. Taken by that hair, that whatever kind of hair he has that's been blown out and looks like a wig. But we found it on an obscure website, naturally, through Reddit, naturally. And had to share play it to the tv, naturally. To know the truth, naturally. And if you haven't seen it, I highly recommend you watch. It is harrowing. Harrowing. It's two victims and their families are in it. Wade Robson is one and James Safechuck is the other. There's no life in James anymore. There's no life in him. And it is so devastating to see and hear what happened to these men as boys. And there's pictures, there's videos of how creepy Michael Jackson was with them. And maybe people know the Wade he was. He was the man who came out about his victimhood after MJ's death to like get it off, to get it off his chest. He could not deal with these, with these, with almost the guilt that it leaves you with and not tell the truth and like live his life as a lie. But he had previously testified in court in support of Michael Jackson twice before that. So naturally, these imps, the idols, the brainless, deduced it to his chase for Michael Jackson's money and he wanted to sue the estate, you know, because he's 60ft under the sea getting eaten up by all of the spineless just like him, those hungry worms and the roly Polyolis and the snails munching on his vans, deference for breakfast. And I hope it hurts, even though it's necrotic. I hope there's still a little bit of feeling left in that downstairs pee pee that you can feel how bad it hurts, akin to the pain you gave to these little boys. But Wade, you know, priorly testifying in support for Michael Jackson, it just explains the psychological hold MJ had on these poor kids and the effects of abuse. This is the abuse cycle. So it's like this is just what happens. He's not a liar. Just a lot of times people who have been abused don't reckon with it until later in life when it overcomes you. And you don't know why you're so moody, you don't know why you're so depressed. You've been holding in this lie. You're not even telling your parents, your wife, nobody, because you feel like it's an ultimate sin to go against this person that you really think you love. And in these guys case it was their kind of trigger was after they had kids is when they broke down and they were young. I feel like it happens in our 20s. And I think it's natural. Natural because the rage came over them while they were looking at their pure, innocent child in their hands and wondering how any sick and twisted freak could do the malicious acts as MJ did onto them. Now it becomes like actual. Now you can see it now it's visceral, holding this lizard of a baby in your hands because the grooming was just beyond intense. It was, it was brainwashing, it was coaxing, it was manipulation and it was love bombing and all of the other synonyms surrounding it to the degree. And this is all the perverts, all the PDF files. So these young boys, you know, got to a point where they were genuinely in love with Michael and didn't know that what was happening was wrong because it was like your first crush. Like they were in love with him. They're young, they felt like they were in love with them because Michael Jackson is such a sick and twisted freak that he was the one who convinced them that they were in love. And this is what you do when people love you. It's, you know, it's like, yeah, think about even how much you love your parents at that age. Think about literally your first crush in the first grade, like how much you felt it and how much you prayed every night to a mute God for Jimmy to love you back, even though you did give him a bloody nose once by asking him if his hand is bigger than his face and then you bonk them. I did that because I liked him. But Jimmy was also blowing lines in the first grade because I don't know why his nose bled so easily like that. And then I got in trouble. No, you're that, you're the criminal, you're the rufian, not me, I just outage you. But it's like we know our parents are our first love and we would do anything to make them love us. Any child of abuse kind of knows this. Like you feel like they don't love you and then it makes you want them more. All we want is their love and affection. We want them to be proud of us. So it was all these affiliate feelings literally times a million. Because imagine your parent, it's not even your parent, it's like a distant uncle, somebody you know is the most famous person in the world giving you attention as an 8 year old boy, telling you you're the most, telling you that Michael Jackson loves you. This obviously would make you feel so special. And this is how it goes. It's not a hard trap to fall into. It's really easy. And their kids, you believe anything and all, all, all you want is to be loved. It's inherent. And then to make it worse, Michael Jackson would threaten them like after the abuse, after the sexual abuse and said if anyone finds out they will both go to jail. I'm sorry, a seven year jail. I don't even think that you can go to juvie at that age for the rest of their lives. He said and like what little kid would, wouldn't believe that I'm still afraid of the cop showing up at my door willy nilly, arresting me for no, for no reason. Why do you think I hit the deck after the doorbell rings and I hide and peek through the window making sure it's not the five zero. I'm terrified they're gonna find me here. Have I ever done anything wrong against the law in my life? No. And I'm an adult. So imagine as a kid how you would feel if somebody threatened you that you were going to go to jail forever if anyone found out that you were engaging in sexual activities with the love of your life. So it's like if Michael Jackson said, you know, that this was going to happen to you, you would believe him. He's literally God, his word is scripture. But who in their sick and twisted mind would scare an innocent child lad into going to jail? And it's like this kind of Behavior is corroborated in the docu. Abducted in plain sight. See, I've done my research. If you want to go down the rabbit hole of a sick and deviant devils like me, then watch that after finding Neverland. But it's another sick and twisted story of a neighbor grooming, not just the youngest daughter who he stole and abducted, but the whole family. That's what Michael Jackson did to. The whole family's involved. It's very calculated, it's very premeditative, it's very patient, which makes me so sick. So this, this neighbor guy and abducted in plain sight. He. He groomed the whole family so he could get access to the young pretty baron that he really likes. He made out with the mom after telling her he had nice legs. This is the groomer, the. The pedo. He somehow got the dad of the abducted child to give him a handy in his car. What in the actual. And like the dad did. And this was the one who was happening in the 70s. So like they said they really didn't know about child molestation back then or abuse. And this. This groomer talked the dad into giving him a hand job because he was like, oh, come on, I'm not having sex with my wife. It's just child's play. Just like, just make me come. And then the dad did it like an idiot. But he did cry on camera like he did feel bad. But that's what these predators do is they stalk and stalk and stalk like Nardo to a squirrel until they find a dumb enough squirrel to not climb up the tree. Because multiple families in this abducted in plain sight had distanced themselves from this creep because they could tell he was a creep. And. But this one naive brainless family. So the. So the adopt abductor groomed the family for a while and was so charismatic and blah, blah, blah, and convinced the family to allow him to take their young child horseback riding alone, even though he had his own kids who he was not taking horseback riding. And nonetheless, to make it worse, the maraschino cherry on top on a school night. So the parents were like, oh, we don't want to. But then he begged and begged and begged, and then he kidnapped her in a motorhome. Obviously, he drugged her with sleeping pills. He did the whole nine. She doesn't remember anything, but obviously, you know, she thought it was no fault of his. The dot. The young girl thought that she was in really good hands because he spent years working on their relationship. And then when he kidnapped her in the motorhome, she was 12 and he had this recording that would play while she was sleeping that she was kidnapped by aliens. I'm not even kidding. Which is kind of creative. But he also got into the mind of a child and was like, what would work on them? Oh yeah, it's Tia and Tamara from Mars. That's not their name, but it was like Zen and Xanthra, Zenita and Zatua. It was something like that. These aliens and these aliens told her, the young girl, the only way to save the planet is to have the pedophiles spawn by 16. Now the weight of the world is on her tiny naive shoulders. If she doesn't get raped by this guy and she is 12 and. And here comes the cherry. If she told anyone, the aliens would kill her and go for her sister instead. That's when I'd be like, okay, bye, bye, Sue. Nice knowing ya. Take sue instead. I don't give a fuck. I'm not jealous. I just want to go home and stare at the peace sign frog posters on my wall and watch Grease. I don't want to be in another planet. Sure, make it all blow up. I don't give a fuck. We're all in it together if we all blow up. Take Sue. She seems more well equipped than this. She's older than me. She's the oldest daughter. She should be the one navigating this by. I don't mind throwing someone else under the bus. I don't. So the abductor took the. The young kid Lane to Mexico to marry her because it's legal in Mexico to marry by 12. And that was the only way he could return safely to the States. And then he literally. They had a marriage certificate and he married her, which the parents got an old. Thank God. But by this time the FBI was on to him and captured him in the Mexican jail. And like, then they allowed the little girl. She was like dying to see him, dying to see him again. She's in love with him. She's in love with him. And through the bars she was like, I just want to see him. I just want to see him. So they took her down this like dank dark hallway. Was like, there he is. And then through the bars he was like, you can't tell anyone. You can't tell anyone or else the aliens are going to get jacked. They're gonna get you. And so when her parents asked if the neighbor was ever inappropriate with her, ever hurt her, she said no, staunchly and believably. She's afraid of the extraterrestrials. Aren't we all? I don't even like going down an alien rabbit hole. I don't know the ones who have been abducted and I don't want to know. So it's like this story is so parallel to the boys who were victims of the abhorrent Jackson victims. They were scared and afraid and fully in love with him and never admitted to their parents that Michael had done something so demonic and a curse and unforgivable. Even at the gates of hell, this is unforgivable. Please God, please God, hear me now. I hope God, if you're there, do not have mercy as he's on his hands and knees and moonwalking and the gates of hell. No, sledgehammer his ass. I mean the gates of heaven. Sledgehammer his ass into purgatory for a long, long time. And then hell. Someone needs to light Neverland on fire. And that someone may have to be me. I've heard no whisperings about it. And it's like if Robbie had heisted or murdered or done anything but be a pediaphilia, I would absolutely have her back. Are you kidding me? No question. Take it to the grave. Would testify in court she's as innocent as a just birth baby lamb, knowing nothing of a. Or a headbutt, only knowing where the six utters are for breakfast. She knows absolutely nothing. She's done absolutely nothing. She has just walked on this earth. So back to Wade Robson, the one who was a witness in support or testified in support of Michael Jackson and then came out against him. It's like, yeah, he was a big time choreographer. Also at that time when the trials were going on, he choreographed for NSYNC for Britney Spears. He was like the guy, he was so good, he was so talented and he was choreographing for all the biggest pop stars and didn't want to blow up his career or cloud his reputation with being a victim or a liar. And that's what people will think. Inevitably it'll taint him. That's all they'll think when they see him. Oh, Wade Robson, you know, choreographed this. Isn't he the Michael Jackson guy? Didn't he lie? Didn't, didn't he say Michael Jackson abused him? But before he said he didn't twice. And it's like, you know, he was like an Australian boy who looked up to Michael Jackson, who taught himself everything he knew. He was a better dancer than Michael Jackson. Like, would he jeopardize all of this for coming forward on his own will? Who I mean, people might not hire him anymore because they don't want the drama to follow them. Like, this is like, this is like the ultimate. Me too. Who was the. The other in Romeo? Michelle's. I always forget her name, but she's so good and she's finally getting cast in her Romy and Michelle too. But Marina Servino, she's amazing in Romeo and Michelle. And she came out against Harvey Weinstein. Nobody believed her and ruined her career. This is, this is, this is the first time we're going to see her acting again 30 years later. So it's like, yeah, she did it for herself. But like, I'm sorry. All I care about is money. All I have is my career. That's all. So, like, you can just understand exactly where he's coming from. He had way too much at stake. He was a celebrity himself and his success was directly because of Michael Jackson's grooming. So it's like he's all up and confused to do. I owe my success of this amazing choreography, pop lock and drop it to my abuser. This is where it gets all confusing. This is the cycle of abuse. This is why it's so hard. This is why people go on the stand to say their abuser is innocent because there's so much else going on. Plus, he was young. Plus he hadn't even admitted to himself because he was still in love with Michael Jackson. It's like, it's really not that hard to believe, but some people just don't. People just believe he's innocent. Michael Jackson. It's like, what? I'm gonna pass out. Nardo agrees. It's like, it's ridiculous.
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It's just kind of like the Virginia Giuffre and the Epstein of it all. Like, every time she does an interview, every time she testifies, she has to relive the experience. How many times can you get up? Like, enough gumption. It's so emotional. It takes it out of you to relive this time and time again. People are going to want to exploit you by the press. Like, no wonder people stay quiet and like. Like it's. They've already been through enough. They've already carried this burden. Now it's their burden to come forward. Like, it's. Like it's just too much. And then, especially after Michael Jackson was found innocent by a jury of his peers. Like, news flash, Wake up. Hello, Stat emergency. Here's something for you. Michael Jackson has no peers. He is the most famous person in the world at that time. And literally now he's still making like millions of dollars off his records. He has no peers. There are no peers. There's no one like him. So immediately the case is set up to fail because the jury selection was impossible. He was the most famous person ever. And, like, people really idolize him. He was like patient zero of parasocial. And you know what? Every time you sing Thriller, I hope you think of him jacking off to that spread of a butt cheek of what it could have been. Your child. It's sick. And it's a hard visualization, but that's what was happening. But I'm not the moral police. I don't. You do whatever you need to do, okay? You sick freak. I don't even care. I don't even care about you. And I'm. And I won't even know. And I won't even know. So do what you want, okay? It's none of my business. And what I don't know won't bother me none. Ever thought of that, ever. I'm not supposed to know what I don't know. So it's not going to bother me if I don't know. And that's just that. And then the new doc on Netflix, obviously they interviewed, you know, very choice people, didn't they? For those people who have watched, it's like, it is like this parasocial woman who quit her job to watch the trial, to move from wherever to Los Angeles to watch this trial or trial. These are the types of people we're dealing with. It's insane. The Cookie Nutters. It's just I don't know what he did, but he was like, maybe he was always hamming with the public. He was always interacting. Even though he was on trial for molestation of multiple kids, he would wave and give the peace sign and do the heart sign and dance on top of the black car if he had a good day in court. Like, nobody is acting this happy unless you're a sociopath, narcissist and pedophile. Guilty. It's like, who acts like you are being. You are being charged for the sickest crime that there ever could be that's not weighing on you. So you get on top of your Cadillac and start moonwalking on the ridges while it doesn't look good and you look like an idiot. Who acts like this, this. If you were getting even falsely accused of something so perverse, I couldn't have the energy. I'd be dead inside. And it's just this reputation he has of just loving kids so, so much. The wool, the wool is so thick over their eyes, they can't sift through it. They can't sift through it. They can't. There's so many sheeps of wool and they cannot see through. All he wants to do is help the kids. I just love them. He says that's it's weird. He likes to watch cartoons and play with stuffy animals and have pillow fights as a 40 year old man with 7 to 8 to 12 year old kids. It's totally normal. Use your brain. Think for once. Or maybe it's just his talent of singing and dancing and, you know, people grew up with him from Jackson 5, but still, it's like you have to be able to change your mind when there's such serious allegations. And he's, he is outwardly a creep in public and you still have his. I mean, everyone was in tears about him, an unpopular opinion. He wasn't even that good of a dancer. Like he just moonwalked across the stage and did a couple of shoulder pops. But is in this day and age, it's child's play and grow sex. See, child's play comes up in every conversation. Have you ever seen Madonna dance? Have you ever seen Chapel Roan sing and do a back handspring landing into the splits? Have you ever seen Britney Spears with a snake, which I'm pretty sure Wade, Wade Robson choreographed for her. He definitely choreographed Toxic. It's like this is how talented this, this, this victim was. He had a lot to protect and you think, you don't even want to think about it. It's so repressed. You just have to, like, move on and try and enjoy your life. But he couldn't. But these fans, they choose, they actively choose ignorance. They choice ignorance over someone they don't even know. And take it personal that anyone would ever accuse Michael Jackson of being a pedophilia. Even though his own house, Michael Jackson, his own estate where he slept with kids in his bed. His own house had the name of Neverland with a huge circus sign. Like a fun house. Where exactly, like a fun house. Scary things went on. Like, what more information do you need? I didn't. I have to admit, I didn't know the exact dirty details on MJ's penile predilections. I thought Neverland was like a sleepaway camp with an amusement park where kids could, like, win a trip. And that's where he. Chester molested, like, you know, I thought it was a couple times a year that he, like, did an auction, like, oh, come spend time with me. And that's where he did it. But no, no, no. This is literally his house that he would lure kids into, make them sleep in his bed in the attic where there was stairs and doorbells and doors. So he, if anybody was coming, he had two rooms, his main room. And then up on top was his abuse room. And that's where he would bring the kids. It was filled with stuffed animals and like sparkly sheets. This is a trap. And they're kids. It's like more grim than you could even imagine. But that, but the one or two times a year that I thought this was would not satiate the. The child. Blood thirsty sharpie eyebrowed eyeliner, drugstore red lipstick vampire. And like, who did his makeup? One of these, one of these kids. And good, because that's why they did it so bad. I know he didn't have a makeup artist or a team or else maybe they would have painted his nightmarish face a little better. And if he did have a team, good on them for making him look like the freak he is. It literally, I literally saw his face so up close to my nightmares after watching the Doc. But. And the same thing with the guy from Abducted in Plain Sight. Michael Jackson would groom the parents. He would seductively, in calculatively, you know, promise that their kid would have a full career and just let the kid live. Just let the kid live with me so we can practice dance. But I will need him for a full year or two. But I'm going to make him into a star. Don't you want him to Be a star. And the parents forego any natural motherly instinct for their ego. The parents are just, they're just, you know, at fault. Like if you're gonna have a child, you have to listen to your instincts. You cannot be so naive and Michael Jackson be like, oh, don't worry, you can stay right next door to us, but for learning's sake, we have to sleep in the same bed. And the parents would be like, okay, it's normal. No, it's dance instruction through osmosis, through subliminal messaging, through sexual abuse. This isn't how one learns to dance. And the parents never ended up next door because there were never any rooms available. There were never any suites available. So they were on a different floor and down the hall. But they didn't think anything of it. That's what we keep here kept hearing. Oh, we just didn't think anything of it. Oh, we just didn't think anything of it. It's like, what? How did you not think anything of it? If I had a kid, I would 100% always assume they were in danger if they weren't in front of me. It's like, I just can't. But Michael Jackson would make good friends with the mom, infiltrate and you know, make sure that the mom felt safe around Michael Jackson. So then the mom would feel safe with the kid being around Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson would go over to these families house for dinners and then stay the night for days in a row with their seven year old boy. And you thought nothing of it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just like, I'm just. This is severe neglect, which is equally as punishable. It's just not making any sense. Open those dead eyes. Wake up. Wake up the head. It's stupid. And also putting your son's life in danger. Please can you pay attention? And then after talking with the mom, Michael Jackson would call and talk with the kid for like 8 hours at a time. And the mom like never thought anything of it. They're like, what are they talking about? It's like literally what are they? And they're running up your phone bill. And what seven year old gets to talk on the phone for eight hours? I wasn't even allowed phone privileges. The only thing I was allowed was we had caller ID and when a telemarketer called, I was allowed to answer and say, no hablo ingles, I'm Mexican. So I was told to say that by my fluent mother. And it worked every time. But back to the actual trial and the jury. And like in the Netflix talk that just came out, they. They were interviewing one member of the jury who was completely obsessed with him. And there was no changing her mind. Even with the previous. Previous. And even with the previous settlement of $20 million outside of court, even though they had found child pornography and the exact black briefcase that the victim on the stand had said, you know, that he had was showing him pornography. And all of these devilish things were said out loud for her to hear. And all she said was, yeah, that made me think, but not enough. Not enough. It just doesn't take a genius also to look at his putty face and see that he's disgusting. It looks like different ends of the play DOH was smushed together, all together by a toddler to make his creepy uncle's face. And then the nose was ripped off multiple times and reshaped and then glued back on and it's crooked and now it's gonna fall off because you can see the strings of the hot glue and it just isn't strong enough for the mater material of the putty nose. So maybe they should have tried gorilla glue instead. Michael Jackson's nose was falling off. You could see the seam where the hot glue was. You could have tried paper mache. You know, I think that would have worked a little better. And people will always give an excuse for a settlement outside of court. They just ignore it or don't think that it's admitting hu guilt. Like, you're not paying $20 million to an accuser out of the kindness of your own heart. You're not like, you know, oh, this is a huge lie, but I feel bad for you and your family. So here is a fortune. And what I need to support my lifestyle in order to retire the family things. It's hush money because you're a sociopath pedo letcher who's attracted to young little boys. And that money comes with, please don't say anything because I set you up. Up for life. And then the dumbs will be like, well, he was found. Look at this. Look at Nardo. He was found not guilty, okay? And OJ Was not guilty either, period. Dot. This is what happens when you can afford the equally malicious and conniving devilish of a lawyer who will scream and intimidate and yell on your behalf. This is why all the celebrities get off, is because they can pay for the most. And these disgusting lawyers are expensive because they'll sit in court. They'll stand in court and berate your ass as a 12 year old and scream at you and intimidate you. And Michael Jackson was so performative during the child. It's like only a sociopath, only a narcissist, only a man of guilt would act this way. In every suit jacket that he wears had a stripe around the right arm. And you know, what's that giving. You know what it's giving? It's giving, you know who of the Holocaust. And then Michael Jackson made suits for the little boys and they would each have a matching stripe like his. His subliminal, his insidious messaging of all kind of hate isn't even insidious. It's literally right on his slate. Leave. But Michael Jackson wanted to try to skip the last day of trial because he was in the hospital for quote unquote back pain. Yeah, right. He was gonna get high and hoping that he'd never have to face it the last day in court and stay in the hospital and never have to hear the verdict and just always stay in the hospital. That's what he was hoping, to live a life in the hospital and to get away. No. So the judge was like, you better make it here in an hour or else we're arresting you right away on no bond. And then. Okay, what now he can walk. His back's fine. Here he comes rushing down the highway. He's evading. He's a flight risk. And this screams innocent to you jurors. Him feigning illness and back trouble to get out of the last day of court, which is his sentencing. Are you okay? I mean, where were these, where were these jurors picked from the registered fan base of Michael Jackson, from the owners of the original records of the Jackson 5. And there is, there is a huge power dynamic when sitting on the jury of Michael Jackson. Not only are these dummy jurors enamored, but they're probably afraid to scent to such a celebrity who is, whatever, respected. Aha. Not like disgustingly not that he should be, but yeah, they don't want to sentence him to jail because what if he finds out? What if, what if they put their life at risk? What if the public comes after them? What if Michael Jackson asked to spread their butt cheeks? What if he punishes them in a way that they did the child in which they know in the back of their mind, but they are too afraid to say out loud. I think the jury should be anonymous maybe now and forever and like can watch the trial behind a one way window. So they can see the court proceedings but the criminal cannot see them. So they Feel protected and they have more privacy. And then maybe this would give them the confidence to actually convict. Picked somebody like Michael Jackson, knowing that no one would know who they are, knowing that, you know, nobody could put a face to them. And yeah, of course, like the votes are anonymous, but still, wouldn't they be afraid that some kind of Michael Jackson's CIA ran by 8 year old traumatized kids would find out who they are? Okay, I'm sorry if you guys are listening, but Nardo is being so crazy right now. He's being so cute. His legs are everywhere. But. And if they had some of their privacy protected and they felt like they couldn't find out, and they felt like they could deliberate in a manner that they could think and not have public pressure on them, maybe they would have convicted him. And then it's like Michael Jackson's brothers being like, yeah, he's innocent. And then he said that he wants to go back on tour with us. Like, are you deranged? That's all you're thinking about when your creep brother, you know he's freaky deaky, is on trial for child molestation and severe abuse, which you know is true. You're just selfish and money hungry and you want to ignore that for your own personal gain. Well, guess what? Michael Jackson hasn't been on tour with you in years and he's not going to start now. Not even if he's found innocent. He doesn't like you. He has his own career without you.
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Episode: MJ and other PDF files
Date: July 2, 2026
Host: Gabby Windey
In this candid and darkly humorous solo episode, Gabby Windey dives deep into disturbing recent pop culture documentaries centering around Michael Jackson and the concept of "PDF files" (her intentionally roundabout reference to "pedophiles"). Blending her signature irreverence, personal experience, and sharp critique, Gabby explores how society, legal systems, and families fail to protect children from abuse—using both the Michael Jackson abuse allegations and the chilling story of Abducted in Plain Sight as case studies. Along the way, she lambasts the notion that pedophilia could be categorized as a sexuality, analyzes grooming tactics, rails against enabling parents, and shares visceral reactions stemming from her recent viewing marathons.
Timestamps: 00:45–06:52
Timestamps: 09:28–16:41
Timestamps: 16:41–22:04
Timestamps: 22:05–36:29
Timestamps: 29:11–45:00 approx.
Gabby recaps the events of Abducted in Plain Sight with incredulity, focusing on:
Stresses the parallel to the Michael Jackson case:
Timestamps: 36:29–54:07
Timestamps: 54:07–59:19
Timestamps: 54:50–59:19
Timestamps: 59:19–End
On the lasting impact of childhood trauma:
“You don’t know why you’re so moody, you don’t know why you’re so depressed. You’ve been holding in this lie. ... The rage came over them while they were looking at their pure, innocent child in their hands and wondering how any sick and twisted freak could do the malicious acts.” (B, 24:55)
On misplaced compassion:
“You have way too much compassion, so you just outed yourself. ... Inevitably making the perp into a victim. This is what the Christians love to do.” (B, 14:23)
On celebrity legal power:
“He was the most famous person in the world at the time...the jury selection was impossible.” (B, 37:18)
On parents’ failure to protect:
“If you’re gonna have a child, you have to listen to your instincts. You cannot be so naive.” (B, 46:50)
On Michael Jackson’s continued popularity:
“I don’t even like any of the songs he’s ever sung. But again, I’m not the moral police, so why don’t you go broke trying to see a Michael Jackson impersonator, okay? And enjoy.” (B, 59:21)
| Timestamp | Segment | |-------------|------------------------------------------------| | 00:45–06:52 | Astrological nonsense, impulsivity, comic asides| | 09:28–16:41 | Defining "PDF files" and disturbing documentaries| | 16:41–22:04 | Pedophilia: sexuality or disorder? | | 22:05–36:29 | Michael Jackson doc analysis, abuse patterns | | 29:11–45:00 | Abducted in Plain Sight, grooming, parental failure| | 36:29–54:07 | Legal failings, celebrity power, fan delusion | | 54:07–59:19 | Bashir documentary, smoking gun, trial failures | | 59:19–end | Final thoughts, musical palate cleanse |
Gabby Windey’s approach throughout is unfiltered, raw, darkly funny, and intentionally provocative—she employs outrage, sarcasm, and self-awareness to provoke thought and vent her horror at the realities of child abuse, societal denial, and pop culture’s blind spots regarding its idols.
This episode uses Gabby’s signature blend of brash humor and astute observation to interrogate some of pop culture’s ugliest secrets, warning against misplaced compassion, parental naiveté, and the blinding power of celebrity. With memorable one-liners and vivid accounts, Gabby calls on her audience to look unflinchingly at the truth, advocating vigilance, skepticism, and empathy for survivors, not abusers.