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Long Winded with Gabby Windey
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Gabby Dunn
The following podcast is a dear media production. Wait for the crack. Wait for the gong of the beginning of your livelihood as this is where life begins. Welcome back to another episode of Long Winded. She comes alive. I don't know what in the off brand Nixie sparkling water is, but it's giving tariffs, but it goes down crisp and buble. Okay, okay, where shall we start? You know, some people are like, oh, I used to like her until she started getting too political. Don't get too political. But then on the other hand, people are saying it's mandatory for their favorite creators for all. And excuse me while I adjust my titulars. Like, what is titular even mean? And on the other hand, while, you know, people are are demanding that content creators talk about and discuss these issues so we know where they stand, so we know whether to support them or not. So which one is it? But I'll let you know one thing. On one hand, I don't care, and on the other hand, I don't give a fuck. I saw that in a recent Instagram meme. I haven't gotten it out of my head, but really. So I'm not allowed to say anything. And also, I'm not really saying anything that political. It's not a bipartisan, nonpartisan issue that Trump fully lied on his health assessment exam. So what? So I made a little funny, a little roast. What else are we supposed to do for an hour weekly? I have to fulfill my contract. I have to come to work even though I just had a chemical peel. I keep telling my whole team. They're like, do you want this brand that wants you to film within the next 48 hours? Have it to them by Monday. You'll be chasing them down all weekend. What about this verbiage? Can I replace 20% off with the dollar sign emoji? Absolutely not. I'm anyways with my chemical peel. I said I'll be feel I'll be peeling for the next five to seven days. I'm not joking. Okay, we'll work it into the contact. What am I? Money bags? A piggy bank? Wink, wink. And that's on capitalism. And that's on my Capricorn. I don't want to live this life. You know me. Anyways, I don't think, I don't think. I don't think it's actually that deep. My politics, of course. You know where. Where I stand on things. What else are we supposed to be talking about? These are affecting our daily lives. I have to call someone out on their health exam. That's fabricated. That was completed by a fake doctor. No offense. Of course you're real doctors. You're no chiropractor. They're like. Well, did you talk about Biden's health exam? Your health can't be examined if you're dead. De. Heart rate zero. Blood pressure zero over zero. Cognitive doll's eyes. Probably not. That means you're brain dead. People were really upset when I was talking about the Catholic Church. I had no idea they were so sensitive over there. How dare you. This is too far. This is insensitive. You can't come for Catholicism. What do you mean, a pervy priest? Well, it was in the context of fleabag, which I guess you have no taste and haven't seen. But also your priest is pervy. Don't we know? Haven't there been enough exposes? Not all of them, but. But they have a tendency. They have proclivities. They have. But, oh, I just learned such a good word for this. They have mere peccadillos, the priests. So what? It's not that deep. And the sisters are probably scissoring. Give them something to live for. And sometimes all there is to do is. Double down, baby. So. So as I said before. Welcome back. I got a chemical peel. I wasn't expecting it. It was the last minute decision. You know, I went in. I went in for a scamandatory consultation. Hey, I wanted to make an appointment. And they were like, okay, it's going to be a hundred dollars in an hour. I'm like, I know how this goes. I run these consultations like the back of House of a Buffalo Wild Wings. I pick out what I want from the menu and you say corner. Well, I wasn't getting my entree that day. I was getting. I was getting hit with a dose of realism. I have melasma dark spots everywhere. And you can't treat them but with. But with a damaging. Well, kind of. It damages the first layer of your skin to get to the fresh skin underneath. And now I'm concerned actually by these lights, but I hope they're not UV and I just put on sunscreen. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's too late. Let me take a look at them. My forehead really isn't allowed to get hot. Oh, you guys, I'm getting scared. I might have to go grab a hat. I can't do. No, no, it's not worth it. It's. It's. Now it's a. It's a spiral that's taking up my mind and I have my tenn. I have to get some work done because I'm here to make money. I'm here to run. I got my work shoes on. But anyways. All in the name. I was diagnosed with melasma. I was in for a medical procedure. All in the name of the beauty standard. Of course. Of course. I am a woman of this world. I'm a woman of this industry. And who are we without our youth? We don't see old people. They're ignored. They have no power. They have no rights. We just let them live in a nursing home that's really expensive. But they're not getting the care that they deserve. They're rotting away on canned vegetables. The worst kind. The Peas and Mrs. Dash. This is what's going on. So I shall stay young forever. But now that I have the attention of the masses, now that maybe you don't want to. You don't want to hear my political views because they're not your political views. Well, let me get in. Let me get into the black pill. Let me get in. Let me get in to the deep state. Let me get into you. Let me say something that's going to hurt and also blow your mind and. And really make you question your own consciousness. And if anything is real at all, anything, what we see, is it real? Why don't we let ourselves go? Why don't we protest the beauty standards and let the wrinkles fold, let the dark spots pronounce that we are more than just our age. Instead of undergoing treatment and treatment and some kind of a cyclical thing that brings you right back into that office. Sometimes in Beverly Hills, an hour away so you can stay plump and poreless and by definition powerful. Because a woman is only as powerful as she looks. But instead, why don't we let ourselves go? Well, you can, but I'm not. Gotcha. I've spent way too much money. And this is not my fight to fight. This isn't the hill that I'm gonna die on. No way. You know what that's called? A pump fake. It's called a juke. A fake out. I gotcha. And then I dunked on your ass. But to each their own. I'm packing. No, not like that. But maybe one day. Maybe one day this femme will pack. Never say never. No, but I'm talking about nicotine. You know, I'm always looking for a buzz. I need a reason to get through the day. It's dragging on. 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Lucy products are only for adults of legal age and every order is age verified. Warning. This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. I don't have to tell you I love a sunglass. I'm here wearing them every week. I st I stand by my sunglasses. With that being said, Crap Eyewear is an independent sunglass brand design and tested Beachside in Los Angeles, California. Where better than to develop a sunglasses brand born in reaction to an overpriced and overly serious sunglass market? Can you chill out already? Crap Eyewear is on a mission to create funky earth friendlier eyewear without the heavy retail markup. What do you mean? $200 for a pair of sunglasses? It's outrageous. I love Crap Eyewear because like they said, they're funky and they're fresh. Say less. No, they're handcrafted bioacetate, which is biodegradable frames. Hello. Somebody needs to care about our ozone because I know you don't. I know you're not recycling. Their frames come with optical grade lenses, CR39 lenses with a hundred percent UVA and UVB protection. You're telling me post chemical peel and they're certified carbon neutral business and independently owned. Is it too much to ask these days? Head to crap eyewear.com to shop. That's C-R-A P E Y-E W-E-A-R.com to shop, use the code GABBY at checkout for 20 off full priced items. Anyway, yeah, I wasn't expecting to get this chemical peel. So I go into the consultation, they're like, we're gonna take a couple photos. I'M like, dear God, not the ones from far away where my eyes look like beads, like. No, you just stick your head in this machine that's definitely stealing all of your DNA and your information. But re beauty standard, you have no other choice but to stick your head in it. And we're going to take eight to ten images. Okay. @ least there's a chin rest so it's a little comfortable. And then it goes under some kind of an examination process. And then it gets projected onto this 42 inch screen right in front of you and your nurse's face so you can take it apart step by step. No, this is too much. Except she says my numbers are really good. All but one area, the UV area, it's down to 1%. I thought that would be good because 1% damage, but of course not. It's always the opposite of what you think. It's 1%, 99% disgusting. The UV damage was all lit up across. Across the screen, across my face. Something like when your brother had to go to masturbation rehabilitation because he couldn't lay off of himself. But the therapist, the therap and the therapist and the therapist had to come by the house to do some intake. They needed to gather some information, some data to assess how severe this case actually is. So they took a UV light to his bedroom, all around, just to see. There's not one surface that has been untouched by his semen. That's what my face looked like. Ew, disgusting. No, I'm not talking about this. No, I'm not talking about semen on my face. I never actually had that in the first place. Okay. Okay. And I will tell you in re lesbian, I'm very happy with where I'm at and I should have known it way long ago. I never liked that on my face. I'll pay for my facials, thank you very much. Ah, this is what it was looking like. The UV akin to my skin. I'm not allowed any heat. No lasers that I went in for in the first place. No micro needling. It's the only thing I knew. Only the V peel. Turns out. I love it. I love it. It's meant for me. You might see a couple slough off during this, but I don't care. I honestly asked me how much I care because I don't. I don't mind having a conversation starter. Skin sloughing off of my chin in the middle of a gorgeous al fresco Italian dinner. I was peeling over a focaccia in a natural wine, very angelino of me. While in Beverly Hills, you see way worse. You'll see. You'll see that middle aged woman with drains coming out of her face and something that's supposed to. Supposed to resemble a facial feature, but not quite. You'll see a nice lady with stage four pitting edema on her cheekbones and her head bandaged really tight to keep in place. The skin that has been newly stitched to her ear after 16 inches has been removed as though to tighten and pull back so people will take her seriously. This is what we're going through as a society of women. This is the path I will endure. That I'm sure was a deep, plain facial lift, which you bet your ass I'm saving for. But I don't know if these chemical peels are gonna let me because it's keeping my skin so tight. I love it. I highly recommend. And it's tourist season and I'm ready for a change. I need something to really shake me up. And by shake up, I mean relax me a little bit. I've been working too hard. I need a day off to fully lay in bed, lose sensation in all of my limbs, and watch the rest of the season of Real House of Atlanta season six. I'm addicted. Nene Leakes is probably by far my favorite housewife ever. And she's a Sagittarius just like Robbie, so it makes sense. I feel like they're literally the same person. Oh, it's tourist season, which means a season for grounding and a season for luxury lushness in a season to make your dreams come true. Because Taurus it's. And Mars is moving back into Taurus, which. Mars is the planet of drive and ambition. But. But you have to have a plan to make your dreams get put in motion. Otherwise it's called delusion, not drive. You need to actually have an action plan. What's my dream? What's my dream right now? Oh, I don't know. To trip on a mushroom again. I'm missing the hallucinogenic high that I once got from a mushroom. But now my mood stabilizers won't allow me something of a serotonin syndrome risk. I don't get the same effect. And I'm missing it and I need it. I need a hallucinogenic buzz to remind me who I am. I want my legs to feel like gelatin. Have you guys ever had that high where you touch it on your thigh and you're like, oh, it's like the jello shots I make every 4th of July, which no one wants without a dollop of whipped cream. And then I'm envisioning the ground like lava because I was in a hot spring. And the mind does crazy things. That's what I need. But I'm too stabilized. My mood's too stabilized. So now you're telling me Mars and Taurus. I should quit cold turkey. I need to make my dreams come true and see what happens. The chemical peel was supposed to keep. Keep me inside. But paradoxically, I've been getting out more than ever with SPF 50, of course, and a coolabar hat. But I've been stepping outside. It's had the opposite effect on me. That's what paradoxical means. Oh, she's sounding like Jordan Peterson. Oh, she's doing her babble word salad, saying a bunch of big words that don't make sense. No, I can put together a better sentence than Jordan Peterson. That crazy motherfucker. His eyes are getting more deranged by the second. He's really been on one lately. You can tell all of the words. He doesn't know the meaning to that. He just tries to stitch together with no rhyme or reason. They're all jumbling up on his insides and squeezing everything together. Squeezing as they come up through the throat and make his face beat red and his eyes go black. If you were to disagree with him, then you are a DSM 5 diagnosed psychopath. And honestly, I can relate same if you disagree with me, you're also some kind of a diagnosis. But I'm just saying my opinions. I'm just allowing you to get to know me so. So you can decide for yourself whether you want to support me or not. And I'm. I already told you that I don' need your support. Yes, I do. I'm begging. I'm begging the ones on the other side of the Internet that the conspiracies that this didn't happen and they're innocent. They're the ones getting the most views. I'm making too much sense, so I got to switch things up. I've been thinking a lot. Oh, are you scared? My mind's been racing. It's been running about what I'm gonna do with my hair next. I feel like I've had the same haircut for, so. And I want something that's a little easier to blow out. Well, because I'm sick of blowing out my hair. And then it going flat. Five seconds later, it went from gorgeous 90s to fungus mushroom in about 30 minutes. Talk about a devastating waste of time. Well, this podcast is Presented by Dry bars all inclusive 8 in 1 multi styler and blowout defense collection. An all in one game changing tool and liquids that together deliver blowouts that last up to 96 hours. Now we're talking no shower, no problem because your hair is going to look amazing. Plus I go 96 hours between washes. 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Putting feathers in their own nest? Absolutely. It's just like you cannot make this stuff up. And then he says, ah, short term impulsive hedonism. Anything you say bro. Tomato, potato shirt term impulsive. He darn you're a heathen for getting on Tick tock And then he's like 80% of people agree most of the time. Okay, you literally took that from Ron Burgundy, the dumbest man we've ever seen on tv. By design. You don't want to be like him. You're a scholar. You're a professor that almost got his license revoked, but all the men online say that. Say that Jordan Peterson has taught them how to be a better man, all by cleaning their room. Okay, well. Well, I guess you just ignored your mother your whole childhood, and it took you a man because your father was never around because he was the one having to make all the money and she had to stay inside with the kids. But then you don't listen to her because she's a woman. Why does someone have to tell you to clean your room? You. What kind of. You pervert. That's exactly what you are. Anyways, it's tourist season, and I am. I'm getting outside more. I'm taking winding walks on sidewalks that smell like honeysuckle. Who cares if they're behind a neighbor's privacy fence? I can still get a whiff. Slowly meandering through smells of lavender. And quickly after that garbage day, I get a whiff. I get a whiff of your old onions from your pad Thai that you let sit in the fridge for way too long. But it's la, and there's a garbage can around every corner. It's like, this is how you do life. You're supposed to slow down some, appreciate the banalities, find joy in the everyday life. This is life. Trying to enjoy the simplicities of the banal when they're ruined by the atrocities of the common life. Dog piss. I'm walking two dogs at once. Nardo's like walking an alligator. He's peeing on this, on the life, and then on the left, and then going to the right and sniffing over here and then sniffing over there. Alligators can run up to 60 miles an hour, while Nardo can do 65. And I have to have that. That big circle thing around his neck to try and control him like they do with the alligators. This is me walking my dog. The other one on a retractable leash, which is useless. Does nothing. Does nothing for me and absolutely nothing for her, except leave her in the middle of the road. Come on, Stevie, let's go. There's way words. Looking at the both of you. Stalking you, waiting to find out if they can attack. Because I don't trust. I do not trust any of the dogs in la. Let me Tell you that I'll trust a dog in Colorado, sure. But I've seen. But I literally saw a wolf on a leash just yesterday. It was not like any other hound I've seen. No, it was the first cousin of a wild. No, it wasn't even cousin. It was the first. What do you call the dog? It's like the feline. What do you call that? Ugh. What do you call dog? To what as cat. To feline. Ah, canine. The original canine. The wolf. I'd never seen a coat or a face like that. Except at Elysian park on the pass, and they. And they were hiding in the meadows. No. When I don't trust your pity. I don't trust your cute. I love my pity. I don't trust your pity. I'm sure she's sweet. Oh, she never leaves the house. I'm sure there's no reason why they. They have any kind of a reputation to their name. No, I'm sure it's all false. But how about you cross the road and we'll continue on our path? Because we're adopting too much around here. We're not shopping enough. Unpopular opinion. It's gonna hurt to say. We all have to be the saviors. We have to be the ones to. To take this animal in who's lived who knows what kind of life, if it was the aggressor or not. But it needs a home. And you're their only option. You must save it. And then put a muzzle on it. And walk on the streets of Silver Lake? I don't think so. Take them in the backyard because you' everyone else at risk. I don't trust any of these dogs. Oh, no. I'm keeping up on a tie. Leash. Wrapping my wrist. Wrapping my wrist while I'm trying to enjoy the fresh scent of dogwood in the spring. It's June gloom. Everything's lush. Yes. The what? It's not June. It's a figure of speech for every month. It means it's gloomy during the morning. Okay, do I have to explain everything to you? Back to tourist season. We're making our dreams come true. Taurus. Mars is going into Taurus in June. So get your together, get whatever. Whatever kind of a vision board you want to with. Print out your Pinterest things and. But most importantly, put it into action. And first, before we move on, I'd like to talk about our favorite Tauruses. Countess Luanna. Such a Taurus. She loves luxury. I don't know how grounded she is, but also, they're they're also delusional. You will learn Teresa Giudice, some of the best housewives, Hilarious. Trisha, Paytas and Adele. They don't get talked about enough. These Tauruses, they need their moment too. So what? So what? I have a long neck. I. I don't mind it sometimes and other times I do because it's just sticking out. It's sticking out for all to see. And it's easy to neglect your neck and skin care. What about that tech neck plaguing us? Long necks and not long necks forever for life. But you know how I feel about the beauty standard there. We're never going to be taken seriously unless our necks are in check. So what about Go pur? I received the Titan and lift neck cream and it's gorgeous. It's beautiful. My neck felt so soft and hydrated afterwards and I kept touching it. I was like, who is this gorgeous lady? All the time on the skincare subreddits, which, you know, I'm lurking the number one then the number one advice is always do not forget about your neck. Do all of your skincare on your face, on your neck. Hello. And gopier's revolutionary Tighten and lift neck cream is powered by clinically proven active ingredients. 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Aurora Culpo
To Barely Filtered, hosted by me, Aurora Culpo where my mess is my message and I'm here to share it all with you. Let's optimize our lives together and I'll make the mistakes so you don't have to join me as I share TMI personal stories about navigating relationships, dating and mental health, all while breaking stigmas around topics like adhd, anxiety and depression. From messy mistakes to moments of growth, I'm here to support you on your journey towards towards healing and self discovery. Tune in every Wednesday for a mix of humor, vulnerability and raw honesty as I explore the ups and downs of living in this meat suit. Follow Barely Filtered wherever you listen to podcasts.
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Gabby Dunn
There's also been some things going on in the manoverse in in the manosphere. It should be the mano space. Why don't we send all them up to space instead of the blue crew? Let's let's pack that tiny rocket ship. Who cares if there's zero gravity? Let's try and defy zero gravity by packing as many men as we can. Maybe they'll get lost on the space station. But before that, there's a couple of things everybody's like talking about this hypothetical. I don't have time to think about hypotheticals because I'm too busy thinking about the theticals. I'm too busy thinking about how the beauty standard has affected my life. And now I have to come face to face with something no one should ever see. The map of the UV damage of their face. I'm too busy thinking about, well, are we supposed to go to the grocery store and stock up on these canned goods that Mima's eating in the nursing home because we don't know how tariffs are actually going to affect us? Because I'm too busy thinking about how this brand is absolutely on my nerves with this tight turnaround. They want me to be my authentic self, but then I give them my authentic self and they say no, I don't want it. Take me or leave me, but please take me. I'm living a life here. I have to have three more of these chemical peels. I have things to think About? I don't have time to think about a hundred men v one gorilla. I just cannot pretend to care. Where do people get the energy? If I had that much energy to care about this dumb, maybe I could actually make a difference. But I can't even get the sheets changed before Robbie comes home tonight. And I want to make it nice for her. She's my wife. In my life, I don't think much about the hundred men versus one gorilla. Except I hope the gorilla is a man. Did anyone ask ask that question? I hope she's not a woman. Because then and they are, in both instances they are the victim because we've seen how men act, how mankind act, I should say. Womankind would probably try and steer clear of the gorilla, get the out, maybe try and be her friend. I don't know. Read Tanya Haddix. Loved the primates. Couldn't get enough of them. I'm sure there's a couple Tanya in there. Given. Given the statistics. But what these men would do to even a female gorilla. I will not even go there. I cannot even get myself to think after seeing what they're doing on social media day in and day out. Why do you have a get ready with me? That's for the girls. Capitalism is for women. Get your own thing. And if the gorilla was a man, well. Well, that's just some kind of a. A seminar run by Andrew Huberman and his assistant Joe Rogan. And then everyone's concerned about Bill Belichick. This is elder abuse. Only the men can be victim to elder abuse. Joe Biden. This is elder abuse maybe, actually, but never Wendy Williams. What about her elder abuse? She's being used and abused. I watched her documentaries. It's scary. Everyone around her is exploiting her for money and she's losing her mind. Free Wendy. Bill Belichick has been liberated. He's always showing up to interviews with the Holy shirt. From my understanding, she did not give him that hole in his shirt. He wanted that hole in his shirt. Bill Belichick is not a victim of anything but being pussy whipped. Have you never seen a man in love with a woman 50 years younger than him? Yeah. He knows what's going on. He knows that this is an impossible scenario. It's what he's wanted all of his life. Even just seven years ago, from when she was a minor, he was still dreaming and hoping about it. Now he's finally got her. He knows he has to let her have total control. Yeah. Now she's his lover and she's his publicist. No one will ever know. They will never find out how they met. And no, I don't think anything's weird about that. I think she's probably just a Scorpio. She's private in her love life. I've had publicists interject in my meetings before. Maybe not like that. And maybe, maybe more in post. Hey, can you edit that out? Or maybe he could be like, oh, well, we don't talk about that. But anyways, those are just. Those are just the details. Who cares about that? She was in her leggings, she was in her athletic wear and she was there to work. And then I've been hearing this discourse, this conversation surrounding them, like, oh, they're sleeping together. No, I don't think so. Based on his pattern of balding, I don't think that he could get his penile in a place where it can function appropriately. And I don't think that's what she's after based on the color of her lipstick. She's in the back putting together a case to take to the manager as the Karen she is. She's in the back trying on each and every super bowl ring and taking them right to Adam Sandler's store. And uncut gems. How much for this? What kind of a stone can I get for this baby? I don't know where that super bowl ring is. You have so many others. Who cares? That's what I'd say. That's what I'd say. And he'd be like, you're right. Our love is way more important than anything else. So what? She's a scammer. She's in good company. We have lots of scammers around here. Around here. Especially now. Especially now. Our top three. At this given moment, our top three scammer sisters who have set the bar so high. Higher than a giraffe's ass. I don't know how anyone's going to be able to scam again. And that is Scolaria, Baldwin, Skamegan Markle, and our favorite. And lingerer and impossible to go away flake lively Scleria. We know her. We watched a couple episodes of their reality show. And somehow Alec Baldwin looks like the victim. He's on trial for murdering a man. And he is a victim. She treats him terribly, doesn't want him around his own kids. But other than shooting a man, which, who's to say, whose fault was it? Why is there loaded gun on set? I will never know why you can't get B roll from a shooting range at target practice. I'LL never know, I'm sure if I paid attention to the trial, maybe. But it's like, but it's like she can't stand him. And we get it. You know a couple of words in Spanish. We get it. The first thing you're taught are the fruits and the vegetables of Spanish. I've had something of four years of Spanish in school and I'm half Mexican. I know you know the word for onion in English. She's like, I forget the word for Seboya. She's like, seboya. And then the guy next to her is like, oh, yeah, onion. She's like, oh, yeah. I don't know that word. Saboya. And he's like, I just told you. It's like, I also know a word of a fruit. Mansana. And I'll tell you right now, it's an apple. Ska. Meghan Markle. She's really climbed the ranks recently, hasn't she, as an entrepreneur. As an entrepreneur and a founder and a hard working businesswoman. No one's asking how she's doing. Don't bother her. They say online. Oh, you just hate to see a happy woman. Well, kinda. But also, she doesn't seem so happy. She's constantly talking about the past. No. Mindy Kaling. I am the Duchess of Sussex. What did she say? How did she correct her? This is her new show. If you've been living under a rock. Meghan Markle. Mindy. Oh, she says her last name is not Marco. What does that even mean? Oh, my God. This is the thing. It's like, you guys, you have to make sense around here.
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Robbie
This feels like chapter that I'm so excited that I get to share.
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Gabby Dunn
Purdue lifestyle show with Love Making dropped today on Netflix and it's a make or break moment.
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Robbie
Will it solidify her brand or just.
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Gabby Dunn
Give her critics more fuel? These are not original ideas. It's all Cyprus. Oh, how do I fast forward? Oh, here we go. I don't think anyone in the world knows that Meghan Markle has eaten Jack in the box and loves it.
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Robbie
Funny too, that you keep saying Meghan Markle. You know, I'm Sussex now. You have kids and you go, no, I share my name with my children.
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Gabby Dunn
Yes.
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Robbie
And that feels so. I. I didn't know how meaningful it would be to me. But it, it just means so much to go. This is our family name.
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Gabby Dunn
I don't even know what that means. I don't. I don't think that's Prince Harry's last name. Prince Harry Sussex. I Thought that was just a place on the map. What's Prince Harry's last name? Mountbatten. Shout out to Iba. He's a mountain baton. But I giggled because this first comment is JLo walked so Blake could run, so Megan could fly. Exactly. And I mean, and so what? So what? Is being annoying a crime in my book? But yeah, let the girl live a little. So her jam is really expensive and she's the first person ever to think of a lifestyle brand. I don't know. I don't know how Martha Stewart's going to take that in. She was class conscious. Martha Robbie loves to remind me she had recipes that you could make for really cheap. How is Nara Smith gonna feel about all this? Meghan Markle's not making chewing gum from scratch. Are you gonna take that? And then the flake. Lively Most. First of all, all these Instagram accounts that are posting her like nothing ever happened. We know you're being paid. Nobody wants to see her. Nobody believes that out of nowhere you're just doing an homage to Blake Lively Post. Nobody cares about all of her Met Gala looks. And at least. The least you could do is put on the paid partnership tools. Unethical. If you don't disclose where your money comes from. And I'm sure Meta holds you and billionaires to that standard. So just say it already. Elite Daily, her newest thing. Blake Lively isn't afraid to speak out. Well, you should be. You've been saying too much. This is the issue. This is the issue. You have too much to say. You don't know when to stop. Please take a break. We're inundated. You're being pushed on us. It's too much. It immediately makes people turn the other way. Even if you weren't a top mega scammer of maybe the last decade. Go to your billionaire retreat with Nicole Kidman as your shaman. Go to your billionaire island. I don't want to know what you do there. I know there's probably no cameras allowed. We're not even asking you. Just go. Just go away in that ASMR video with Anna Kendrick. No. My skin was secondhand embarrassment. I can't watch this stuff anymore. It's making me me feel too many things. I'm all. I'm already fighting off daily shame from existing in my own body. I can't fight off yours too. And I won't even talk about how she was speaking on behalf of other victims and brought up her mom's domestic violence in front of everybody or some kind of assault or harassment. Like, Blake, you're doing too much. Please. And I looked at your movie reviews of this last movie. It's a 2.3 stars out of five. A cinematic masterpiece. Just as she was expecting. And I think that's it on this episode of Long Wind. And I'll see you next week. Please note the this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.