XY chromosome infiltration

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Episode: XY chromosome infiltration
Host: Gabby Windey
Date: July 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this fiercely unfiltered solo episode, Gabby Windey dives headfirst into an analysis of contemporary gender double standards, the hypocrisy of reality TV producers and their treatment of both male and female contestants, and the disturbing rise of the “manosphere” – online communities promoting toxic, performative masculinity. Drawing from both her personal experience (as a nurse, cheerleader, and Bachelorette) and current pop culture controversies, Gabby skewers exploitative men, calls out online misogyny, and spares no snark for social media grifters and pseudo-experts. The tone is biting, confessional, and unapologetically satirical.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Physical and Mental Health Updates & Hotel Room Anecdotes

• Gabby’s Travel Woes: Gabby sets the scene in her hotel room, painting the chaos of travel and sharing absurd encounters, like overhearing a sick baby through thin walls.
  • “Your baby's been doing something wrong. It's inhaling the nicotine. It can't eat on an applesauce, but it can smoke a heater,” – Gabby (02:19)
• Struggles with Health: She candidly updates listeners on her physical and mental health:
  • “I just wanted to give you an update on my physical and mental health. It's not good.” – Gabby (04:12)

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2. Double Standard Case Study: Taylor Frankie Paul and The Bachelor Franchise

• Reality Show Hypocrisy: Using the recent controversy around Taylor Frankie Paul (TFP), Gabby examines the differing standards to which men and women are held in reality TV. She humorously riffs on the “chair incident” and how networks ignore male violence but punish women for less.
  • “A man may throw a chair and we look the other way. A woman throws a chair and there's hell to pay.” – Gabby (06:09)
  • “Athletes beat their wives and they just get traded to another team... but they will not air her season.” – Gabby (06:20)
• Critique of Network Decisions: Gabby highlights network hypocrisy, questioning why background checks didn’t pick up issues earlier if these events were truly disqualifying.
  • “Now, this network, you have found the one scruple to not air a TV show where the lead has a criminal record... Where was this singular ethic when you went through the hiring process? Lost at sea.” – Gabby (08:13)
• Misogyny in Exposure: Gabby discusses the strategic leaking of damaging videos about women, while men’s controversies are handled quietly or ignored.
  • “You waited and you waited and you sat and you sat and you shat and then released it.” – Gabby (10:39)
• Public Perception & Clickbait: She calls out the double standard of public sympathy for male contestants, ridiculing their influencer ambitions:
  • “Now now we care about 30 grown men who go on a dating show with a 1 in 30 chance. I don't know, you do the math.” – Gabby (14:04)

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3. The “Manosphere,” Rage Bait, and Gendered Social Media

• Personal Attacks & Rage Baiting: Gabby reveals she’s accused of “rage baiting” by a (likely female) online critic – an accusation rarely hurled at men who display anger.
  • “This place is not for everyone. I am polarizing by nature. I'm not baiting a fish...I'm eating it for dinner.” – Gabby (16:24)
• Men Co-opting Female Spaces: Gabby argues that many “manosphere” influencers secretly envy women’s social media power and wish they could have the same influence.
  • “Women influencers are actually able to make money way easier than them in a social media space. And they wish they were like them. But they're ugly on the inside and the outside.” – Gabby (21:32)
• Louis Theroux Documentary Shout-Out: She praises journalist Louis Theroux for deftly revealing the insecurity and hypocrisy of these men in his interviews.
  • “If you guys haven't watched it, you have to watch it. Louie. He is amazing. He smoothly and adeptly calls out these boys by simply having a conversation...” – Gabby (19:54)

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4. Manosphere Grifters & Their Exploitative Tactics

• Mocking of “Looksmaxers” and Grifters: Gabby details the extreme and often fraudulent behaviors of popular manosphere figures—like running OnlyFans content houses, encouraging dangerous “looksmaxing” methods, and exploiting women online for views and profit.
  • “They're not just in swimsuits. These men are making them have sex on camera for more money and more views. And who do you think is having sex with them? These men HS Tiki Talky so they can get their dick wet and make money and exploit women at the same time...” – Gabby (29:26)
• Highlight of the “Clavicularis/Looksmaxer” Archetype: She satirizes male influencers obsessed with “bone smashing” (beating their faces to alter bone structure) and “lean maxing” (using drugs for aesthetics), calling out the absurdity and danger.
  • “He says that if you pound your face eight hours a day, you'll break the bones so they come back sharper. What kind of science are you following? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And he most likely got filler.” – Gabby (34:55)
  • “He also proudly lean maxes with crystal meth, which he says out loud.” – Gabby (37:54)

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5. Extreme Insecurity, Misogyny, and Social Harm

• Micro-Penis Syndrome and Overcompensation: She links these men’s online behaviors to deep insecurity, mocking their public admissions of penis enhancement procedures and their need for attention.
  • “The disease of micro penis. It makes you act funny because you are so insecure of small dick that it makes you less of a man.” – Gabby (43:05)
• Violence and Dangerous Behavior: Gabby calls out these personalities for real-life violence and sociopathy, referencing run-ins with the law and general danger to others.
  • “He hit someone. Clavicular says, I hope he's dead. He's deranged. There's something evil, evil, evil in his eyes.” – Gabby (46:31)
• Cycle of Exploitation: She underlines how young, impressionable boys are groomed by these online figures, perpetuating the toxic ideology she’s spent the episode lampooning.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On male reality TV contestants:
  • “They don't have a job. They don't have a car. Oh, but they have car insurance...” – Gabby (14:33)
• On “rage baiting”:
  • “Sure, the opinions may be strong. If you can't handle the truth, you are weak.” – Gabby (17:51)
• On the idiocy of looksmaxers:
  • “Why would you hit your face eight hours a day instead of going to the med spa which we've known you've been before you got a nose job and an upper eye bleph.” – Gabby (35:17)
• On men envious of women online:
  • “They just want to do a get ready with me on TikTok. But it's a woman's space and they want everything a woman has. Can we not just have one thing?” – Gabby (21:56)
• On personal mental health struggle:
  • “I just wanted to give you an update on my physical and mental health. It's not good.” – Gabby (04:12)

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Topical Timestamps

• 00:58 – 04:12: Gabby’s travel stories, neighbor drama, physical & mental health update
• 06:07 – 14:46: Taylor Frankie Paul case study, Bachelor franchise hypocrisy, gendered reality TV standards
• 14:47 – 21:56: Satire of dating show men, influencer aspirations, rage baiting accusations
• 21:57 – 34:25: Manosphere grifters profiled, Louis Theroux docuseries, exploitation of women, looksmaxers
• 34:25 – 43:05: Bone-smashing, looksmaxing, drug use, deep insecurity, online scams
• 43:05 – 48:50: Micro-penis syndrome, overcompensation, real violence/abuse, manosphere’s harm to boys

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Tone & Style

Gabby’s approach is raw, irreverent, satirical, sometimes absurdist and always deeply personal. She combines dark humor with genuine cultural critique—a signature blend that transforms pop culture rant into sharp-witted social commentary. The language is vivid, biting, and often purposely profane.

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Final Thoughts

Gabby leaves listeners reflecting on the insidiousness of misogynistic double standards and the dangers of the online macho-verse, with a rallying cry for self-awareness—especially among women critiquing each other.

• “You can't share your mind, your correct opinion without being a rage baiter. Well, why does it cause you so much rage? That should be a reflection and you better reflect.” – Gabby (46:52)

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For listeners seeking an unfiltered, darkly comic, and razor-sharp take on modern gender politics, online culture, and Gabby’s brand of truth-telling, this episode is required listening.

Transcript

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Well, shall we start the tale of TFP Taylor Frankie Paul A case study on the double standard of women. A man may throw a chair and we look the other way. A woman throws a chair and there's hell to pay. Dr. Seuss Athletes beat their wives and they just get traded to another team with a salary of millions to start and dare I say airs these football games, but they will not air her season. TFP is Taylor Frankie Paul. Please keep up. This hypocrisy makes my brain scramble and eyes whirl and I get stuck in a state of diplopia. Now I'm nauseous. Great. I'm gonna throw up. Out comes the sheer audacity, like chunks after a chicken parmesan dinner. I love chicken parmesan and would hate to see it in the toilet where your head should be. Ever gotten a swirly? Well, now's your time. A woman heaves a barstool in her paycheck, gets stuck in the ether of that little tube in the ATM drive through for her to put her tiny little arm up to receive but it's just out of reach and then it gets vacuumed back to the bank for never to be seen to be clear early. I don't condone that behavior. I don't condone any behavior. I'm only comparing this to a man. What else would I be here to do? I don't know her previous life or her life leading up to the Bachelorette. And I'm not saying that she's innocent and her in her actions. I don't know the husband. I'm not saying he's innocent in his actions because I've heard otherwise from the rumor mill. This is all alleged. This is free speech. I'm just lamenting that a man could have ruined a woman's life by stalking her and threatening her and then be casted on one of the biggest shows of reality tv. That being the traitors. We don't even know what else he did to her. Only the public information.

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A man versus a woman. TFP Olympian style chair shot put had already been on her record when she was hired and was a storyline on Mormon Wives from which I've been told for I do not watch so how can one network with thousands of employees and background checks and a psychiatric test in which you have to pass as working for this show as a contestant, or the lead is feigning ignorance and principles. Who are these psychiatrists then anyway? They're quacks. They have a doctorate degree of a chiropractor. Now, now, this network, you have found the one scruple to not air a TV show where the lead has a criminal record which would be number one on a background check. Where was this singular ethic when you went through the hiring process? Lost at sea. Like Robbie's favorite hat in the Pacific Ocean in which I told her not to wear for the ocean breeze against a boat stream is a recipe for disaster for your hat. But I heard her ex girlfriend gave it to her anyway, so it deserves to be floating around with the fish. Now we are virtuous, they say. Now we will do the right thing. What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of? By airing her season, A whole network of online discourse, A web to conversation. A world that doesn't exist beyond your fingertips. It's not real. It's not real. You have to open Instagram to look at everything. Just keep it closed. You've never been afraid before. But now a woman is on your hands and your whole perception changes. And we ask ourselves, how did this video come to light? TMZ is in the CIA using some cyber spy technology to dig into the saved videos of one man's phone, dare I say the hidden album. Saving it. Saving it. Saving it for the right time. For wasn't the time convenient. Who, instead of saving the child at risk, was videotaping his wife, who was clearly having some kind of a mental break. She. She was acting dangerous. We can all agree she was not in a good place. You take the kid and you get out to protect yourself. Protect your kid. You don't continue to videotape while a K is in danger. You're remaining in danger. A dangerous position. Telling your activated wife to think of the baby when you can also think of the baby, but instead blackmails on your mind. You're too busy thinking of how to ruin her life instead of. Instead of how to save a child's life. Implicit complicit. Let me try again. Implicit complicit. Guilty by association. You were more consumed with videotaping a mentally ill woman at the time, it seemed. I'm assessing the video that we've all seen. It's public information. Didn't seem like, you know, she was in her right mind. At the time she had superhuman strength throwing those chairs. You were too busy recording a mentally ill women to exploit her rather than taking things into your own hands and seeking safety with the child in the room. Now you leak the video right to TMZ at just the right time to ruin her career. We've seen this time and time again. You waited and you waited and you sat and you sat and you shat and then released it. You slyly dug into those hidden photos and pulled out the greatest one of all. The one probably with a heart. The one that you have screen recorded and screen recorded and screen recorded to keep it in the recent so you don't have to dig for it. You look at it every night and think of the life it'll ruin. And then you leaked it to the maggotry of the news outlet of tmz. Now you get to play the victim. No. No man is a victim in my eyes. Unless he is very clearly the victim. But I see through you. I scold cut. And the wool over my eyes is not thick enough. It's permeable. It's not opaque. It's a tiny little sheep. A baby sheep of wool. And it's not enough. Because I can see right through you. Because you lack any kind of talent to deceive or knit. Now. Now it's a game for social media to embarrass her every chance they get. Headlines. Headlines here and headlines there. Every second I open my phone. TFP lost custody of her kids. TF this and TFP that is every square on the Instagram covered by outlets that haven't even thought about the Bachelor franchise before. What the fuck? But now they want the clicks. It's clickbait. Come on. We need the likes. We need to get in on the conversation. For it will increase our engagement. And maybe I'll get one follower. They want the attention off the back of an exploited woman. What's new? TFPs winner wants to become the Bachelor. Who cares about him? So what? Why does he even get to speak? I'm confused. He's anonymous. Just a figment at this point. And we should keep it that way. Nobody cares about him. It's like it never happened. And thank God. Because we don't want to see these men on tv. But somehow. Somehow there's a discourse of those poor men. Those poor men who are. They deserve a second chance. They deserve to be recasted.

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Am I conscious in this mere reality? Or is this a parallel universe of the worst places we've come to know now now we care about 30 grown men who go on a dating show with a 1 in 30 chance. I don't know, you do the math. It's like.00003 chance of winning and finding love. So instead they. They don't go on to find love. They hope to become influencers and fabletics. Self fabletics and move to LA to work in production in which they put on their raya when in all actuality they don't have a job. They don't have a car. Oh, but they have car insurance.

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[Gabby (Main Speaker/Commentator)]

And they sit on the couch playing Minecraft with 12 year olds all day in the daylight a.m. to p.m. stealing their 75 year old neighbor's bike. What kind of a man are you? These are the 30 men we grieve for because they didn't get airtime. And then they'll post selfies of themselves like they're going to get a brand deal of Brian Johnson's protein powder for $500 before tax. Enjoy your $250. And he has to keep those $250. Maybe $200 after he spends $50, I don't know, on some kind of a bill he hasn't paid. But he has to save those $200 for an IPA addiction. He has to save those $200 for an IPA Addiction that makes him burp out sulfur that should only be used as a defense from a skunk's ass when there's a predator circulating. So he makes you buy his large caramel latte at breakfast. Okay, big man. You want my money and diabetes. This is who we feel for. This is who we feel bad for. These are our first thoughts. What have we become? Dare I say, dare I say. If roles were reversed, the women would be called out so quick. Like who cares? They all want to be influencers anyway and go on TV for petty drama. But somehow the men are different because it's a double standard. Do I have to explain this to you? Time after time after time again it seems like it. All these men sharing one girlfriend. They're all cucks and they like it. Little boys just barely weaned from the teat, watching their burrow make out with their girl and then giving them a swift pound of a fist to follow. You go man. These are not men. These are psyops and cyclops. They have one eye at the end of their snake and which is blind and therefore very manipulated by touch. And yes, I know all this information because I was there once and I met these men and this is what happened. I am speaking from experience. This is all making me sweat, but did you guys see my cute jacket? It's Willy Chavaria, my Mexican brethren and he just collabed with Zara to do a line and I will be first in line. I don't know if it's already out and I haven't been, but so maybe I'll be second in line. Now continuing this type of conversation to the 3D circle from hell the manosphere. Recently I've been deemed a rage baiter. Can you even believe? By an obscure author who quoted a deep cut of a long winded episode just to use it against me. So clearly you're a fan. Clearly you're listening. All to mix up my words. And yes, this post had 96 likes, but I still allowed it to get under my skin. She said something along the lines of I don't. She said I said something along the lines of of course I don't want to be non polarizing because I have real opinions. This place is not for everyone. I am polarizing by nature. I'm not baiting a fish with a tiny little worm and pulling it back when the truth fish gets too close. I'm eating it for dinner. What I say isn't just for likes or clicks or virality. I just happen to have good opinions and my following agrees. What are you jealous? I'm not doing it for rage. I'm not throwing out a little worm and taking it back. Sure the opinions may be strong. If you can't handle the truth, you are weak. Rage baiting are these toddler man children who pretend to be so masculine in the public eye to shill, to shill, to shill and steal teenage boys money who are investing in their fake crypto and their fake beliefs and behind the scenes actually. And then behind the scenes these dorito bodied skipped head day, therefore tiny headed infertile poor excuse of an XY are whining to their mummy, they don't want a juice. No mummy, I don't want a juice. No mummy, do you want a juice? She says, no mommy, I said I don't want a juice. Just have a fucking juice. The mother says and he says okay, fine mummy because I'm a little mummy's boy. And then this mummy proceeds to delegate to him the task of wiping up his own sticky floor with who knows what kind of substance is on there. And I'm rage baiting and I'm this kind of man. This is the facts and it's all documented by the genius Louis Theroux.

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[Gabby (Main Speaker/Commentator)]

If you guys haven't watched it, you have to watch it. Louie. He is amazing. He smoothly and adeptly calls out these boys by simply having a conversation, impressing them a tiny little bit and they can't handle one little push of a button. And they can handle their views being challenged as evidenced by fitness, Fab Fun or whatever the fuck his name is who put his foot in his mouth trying to seem tough and misogynistic and costed his whole relationship. This is the guy who like he like has a podcast. I don't know, it's like fit something. This looks maxer of a turd worshiper of the Manosphere sect told Louis when his girlfriend was not around that he wants multiple vibes. One day Louis asked how his girlfriend felt about this unnatural follow up question. If you're so open, if you control women and these are the women surrounding you and the manosphere and replied, oh she knows, she knows we've had this conversation. Cut to girlfriend entering the scene and Broseph holding a white poodle with a pink collar like a little sub. And the girlfriend responds she would have to think about being part of a relationship like that. And then by the end of the doc she breaks up with him. So you're not so tough guy. You actually don't run the relationship and women don't listen to you like you claim you're lying for the cameras, for the clicks, for the bait. She also states he is entirely different behind closed doors. These men are grifters using this fake ideology to get clicks and make a dollar author of that article that you were talking about me with 96 likes. This is not my fake ideology. It is real. It's not my fault I get clicks. Sorry I'm better than you. These men, they're the most insecure, which is so obvious. And they overcompensate by humiliating women and publicly talking about how only men know what women want and they shouldn't be making the women shouldn't be making their own decisions about life because a man knows better. It's just like make it make sense. We're not animals, we're not a dog and even a dog knows when it's hungry. But these, these manospherians, they have to resort to this behavior because they're literally jealous of women. They are jealous of women. They want to be a woman. And this. And the jealousy rides so deep that this is what they have to resort to because women influencers are actually able to make money way easier than them in a social media space. And they wish they were like them. But they're ugly on the inside and the outside. They just want to do a get ready with me on TikTok. But it's a woman's space and they want everything a woman has. Can we not just have one thing? But they have to spew lies and speak in atrocious ways in order to get any kind of attention. As evidenced by the gingerhead manosphere. And he touts and pouts with his juvederm lips and perfectly orange matched hair plugs that women are born with value because they're beautiful. I thank you. And then he rips it away from us. Such a compliment. Saying men have to earn their value by working hard and conquering the woman for this gives the man their value. Excuse me. How did you just bait and switch me like that? So you're jealous. Just say you're jealous. It's clear as day they think women have it so easy. And it's like you are deliberately missing the point. We do not have it easy. You're objectifying me since birth. Weird. Which makes us inherently lesser than you because you think our worth only lies in our looks. Have you not learned anything? He also claims to use his wife as bait for reeling in a threesome because she's so hot. He claims he just shows a picture of his wife to a girl he wants to bring home with them and they automatically agree because she's so hot. Is it true? When's the last time they've had a threesome? Who knows? Years ago. And who hasn't had a threesome? Me. But it's like not that uncommon. I don't think. In freaky deakies. You guys. I'm sweating.

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So obviously this little ginger fuck only men are ginger fox women with red hair. Gorgeous Nicole Kidman was my sexual awakening. I said it on 7am on GMA for no reason. He's using his wife. They're not actually married, they don't have a prenup so she could be really left in the dust at any time. But she's using, he's using her as a tool to live out his sexual fantasies because he cannot do it on his own because he's found the only woman in the world that will him on her own. Will the others. The other women would have to have a big fat gun to their head, which I don't put past his little fingers or his little toes. I bet he wears a size 7 women's. Oh no, my light.

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Then. Then in this documentary there's the horrifying HS Tiki talky or previously mentioned Mummy Boy. Quite possibly the biggest scamanda of them all. The deepest fascia blast her your thighs have ever seen. Yes, I'm still working on the ailment. Yes, I see a leg masseuse every other day. The inventor. The fraudulent fakery that is using the manosphere as a way to make money for his kids. For your kids. Don't be silly. What a funny one. Even if I did believe that you're thinking about wanting kids and that's why you're literally a pimp running an OnlyFans house while creating a fake investment account as evidenced by Louis depositing $500 and losing every penny while all of the money into not quite Weaned from the Tiki talkies bank account. These men say they want to accrue so much money and will use any kind of escape goat to make this excuse. And this one is literally a full blown pimp. You guys, I'm making do with this light, okay? It's a handheld. I'm traveling, you know. He makes his house into an only fans like content house. Louis asked him how many girls he hopes to have. He says 15. Incredibly greedy. So he can take commission off of 15 girls payroll. Why stop at 5 or 10 tiki talkie when you can shoot for 15? And these men managing onlyfans girls encourage them to not just make content of pictures when they're half naked. They're not just in swimsuits. These men are making them have sex on camera for more money and more views. And who do you think is having sex with them? These men HS Tiki Talky so they can get their dick wet and make money and exploit women at the same time and humiliate them all while convincing these women that this is the right thing to do. It's all self serving. All while getting views off these women's back from their social media following as well. Because these men are in these only Fans girls videos HS Tikki talkie live streams 24 hours a day to literally make $1 an hour. His whole life is on camera. There's no one around him or no one around him has privacy. I mean, I guess a lot of people do this, but God, what work. And the first time he meets Louis Thoreau, the documentarian HS asked if Louis wants to see a video of him being sucked off in a bathroom. Louis like a posh British guy who's refined and he's like, want to see me getting my dick sucked? Obviously, Louis says yes, this is the documentary. As if a higher hello isn't enough, he goes straight for. Look at this video. I got a blowjob in a bathroom. Disgusting. Is your ass clean? Did the woman know you were videotaping? Was she sober? His introductory is watch me degrade a woman and exploit her to anyone who does or doesn't want to see. And when he runs out of ideas for content, he farms Louis because it's getting a lot of views and doesn't care that Louie is making a fool out of him because it's money and it's views. This guy like they don't even, they don't even care about themselves. Also what they're like, this video went viral. This, this video went viral and it has like 500,000 views. A mere tiny amount of the Internet. Women get millions from being themselves, literally from putting makeup on, you could never. But you're ugly on the inside and the outside and you don't have a personality or talent. So he still prides himself by being the bottom of the barrel. Somehow it still goes to his head. These men really think highly of themselves and their little pee pee. And then when he runs out of ideas, he sets up a fake Tinder date. And when the date arrives, him and his friends beat the shit out of this date for no reason. Something in which he should be put in jail for. And he clips online. And by the way, this was all being filmed when HS Tikki Talky was on the run. And these, these, I can't even call them men. These little boys pat themselves on the back for earning a coach back of the plane ticket to hell because he can't even afford first class with his wimpy dirty money. And what's really ironic and telling is that when each of these deranged sphered of the man is around a they cower like little bitches they are. Really. A male dog should be called the bitch. But another example of misogyny, common theme. If a girlfriend is present in the interview, they act sweeter. Exemplifying the lies they spew online without them around. HS claims that women aren't as smart as his mother, which is why he demeans them and treats them so horribly. His mother's in a room and they're all being interviewed by Louie and she's like kind of questioning hs. She's still like, he's my boy, I love him. And he's like, yeah, everyone's not like my mom. It's like yes, yes we are. He says he's not homophobic because he has a gay friend, even though he would disown a gay son. I can't. He's not anti Semitic because he has a Jewish friend, but continually screams anti Semitic lies and hatred towards them. Misogyny, anti Semitism and fraudulent business endeavors are the section of the manosphere Venn diagram that all overlap and make one big circle into a 3D sphere of a man.

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[Gabby (Main Speaker/Commentator)]

It's unclear. But maybe because they're all grifters and hold onto any kind of semi popular belief and excuse to hate people without critical thinking. You're sheep. You are a sheep. But now onto the poster boy of the manosphere, currently clavicularis, the disease claviculitis that shrinks the pain first the Satanic cult of claviculism. I'm talking about the ever popular clavicular, the looksmaxer, the mogger, the jester talker. These are the only three words in his vocabulary. Because he's hammered his face so hard, his vocabulary has greatly decreased. This is the one who encourages bone smashing to young man to look smacks, AKA become more masculine. He says that if you pound your face eight hours a day, you'll break the bones so they come back sharper. What kind of science are you following? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And he most likely got filler. You're not fooling anyone. Why would you hit your face eight hours a day instead of going to the med spa which we've known you've been before you got a nose job and an upper eye bleph. Hitting your eyebrow with the phone eight hours a day isn't going to give you an eyelid. But he needs an innovative way to make content and ruin other people's lives while coming up with some extreme lie. Because he livestreams this eight hours a day to make money. Literally. Parents face and people tune in to watch and pound his face. If he could be innovated with anything else, he might be able to have real success. But who am I to say? Again, it's clearly obvious he just wants to be a girl and is mad he was born ugly. That's fine. Get surgery. Don't pretend you're hitting yourself. These boys are girls. They're girly boys. Gay boys. A looks Max he thinks he invented by putting eyeliner on and curling his eyelashes in the ultimate looks Max lumify which girls have been on for decades. But he's selling this like he invented it. You're a girl, you're watching girl. Get ready with me's. He's literally thought of everything. He's as creative as a drag queen. He should just be a drag queen or drag king since he's a girl inside. He uses those chicken cutlets that girls use to make their tits perkier on his shoulders. To make his shoulders perkier. Just be a girl already and put them on your titties. You know you want a C cup. He should try the Victoria's Secret Bombshell bra next. Honestly, it would make your shoulders look bigger. He's not even that innovative. Put those on your shoulders and you'll look like a starting linebacker. But no, he doesn't want to be too man. He doesn't want to be manly enough to beat a linebacker. He wants to be a girly girl, but nobody believes you're tough, pretty boy. He's nothing but a fraud. Maxer. He also proudly lean maxes with crystal meth, which he says out loud.

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Of course, the safest FDA approved fat buster crystal method. I can't even keep up with all the meds he says he takes. He takes like he microdoses Accutane every day. Steroids, crystal meth, and so on and so on. Most likely obtained from the looks. Max. Black market. He would shove anything up his ass or down his gullet if it promised to make him prettier. That's for girls. This is for girls. And no one. No one has ever brought up this man's mental health. He's ill. We're just talking about his looks, Maxine. But he's obviously insane in the membrane. He's nuts. He's off his rocker. He's a cuckoo. The man is DSM 4 psychotic and needs to be in a straight jacket to keep his arms down from punching himself in the face. But maybe. Maybe he'll let me take a swing or two if he's lucky. It's good for your cheekbones. I would be happy to uppercut him eight hours a day to help his jawline. Who needs Juvederm? Right, left, right, left. And jab, jab, jab to the nose. He has a disease of the brain. I mean, don't we all? But this is making him act incredibly extreme. He has an eating disorder. He has major dysphoria. And again, this is all just an excuse to hate women. And I know what you're thinking. I know what that girl who wrote the article is thinking. All to turn my words against me. I know you're thinking, oh, Gabby, give it up. Oh, Gabby. There she goes again. Oh, Gaby, you're nothing but a rage baiter. I wish it wasn't so. But it is factually, objectively, the truth. Sorry. I'm a truth teller. I wish I was being dramatic. I wish he could hammer his own face and leave us out of it. But unfortunately, the hammer has gotten to his amoeba brain, and his high cheekbones are communicating to him that he doesn't want to be with a smart woman because 1 pound by 1 pound by 1 pound by 1 Pound, he becomes dumber, and he has to share with us. He has to share with the world, so we have no choice but to consume. Of course, you could look away, but why would I? I need to speak on this freak. And these men act like they are all better. Than all women and deserve them as well. Like all of them act like they know exactly what women want, which is them. Hello. Why would we ever want to be with a freakazoid like that? Nobody wants to be with you. This is what gets under my gorgeous moisturized skin. They talk about fucking girls like they can do it whenever they want with whoever they want. And it's like we don't like you. We actually don't like you. We have a choice in this too. But to them we don't. Dream on, bucko. You'll only ever be right for a man. A man like you. Get together with another animal, your own kind. And you don't even have to think about women again. How about that? Leave us out of it. We don't want to know and we don't like you. You're scaring us. You're freaking us out. These men love to flatter themselves on their looks and their opinions and tell women what they want thinking that we would ever want a sub human mollusk slug of a bipedal. You're so desperate to bring us into the convo. But it's all hypothetical, it's all fake, it's all mystical and you're Satanism because it will never be. And they know it's not true. They know. They know they're selling a scam. Tell me, Clavic, you cave dweller, have you ever had a girlfriend? I guess he did have one once. And the only thing she said about him was that he had an incredibly small wiener. How does that feel? How does that feel? She went straight online to tell everyone your PP is so tiny. Ah, that's where this all comes from. The mental and physical disorder of microponous syndrome.

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I gotta take a sip. The disease of Microsoft, the disease of micro penis. It makes you act funny because you are so insecure of small dick that it makes you less of a man. And he is so privy to this knowledge that he literally tried. He did PDO thread his tiny pee pee just to make it bigger and it didn't Work. He said this out loud. He thinks he's better than women. And he's not ashamed that he went through the depths to pdo his tiny dick to make it bigger. The desperation. Also the poor nurse that had to perform that task. I hope she made it hurt. Well, why don't you lay off the testosterone and crystal meth, you idiot? And maybe you would actually get some girth. Not that I care. I hope it stays small forever and starts to crawl inside you and then become a vagina. But we don't want you. I hope it becomes nothing but hot air. I hope it becomes empty like your heart. We don't want you to have any girth because you could use it as a weapon, and I'm sure you already try. But actually you would never use it as a weapon because you're too busy planning out your medications to make you look like the man you will never be. And thank God for us. And that is slowly eating away at the cells of your whole being. And you'll decay into a Michael Jackson prototype with no nose and no melanin and no scroopes. Scruples, that is. Again, all this content is geared towards preteen kids because they're the only ones impressionable enough to believe it. And then they grow up with these views. This is what's happening. This is what's wrong with our world. This is what's going on. This is what's going wrong. But the whole time they're innocent. They're an innocent victim to escape these young men. These men don't even believe their lives. These grown up boys, they're not even grown in the head. They're just grown up physically, which is terrifying. There's going to be a clavicular scapicular Bitcoin in no time where he just takes everything that is deposited and runs away to Russia where he can get more injections for cheaper. This is all because he has a little dicky wee wee pee pee macaroni noodle member. He needs to get beat up by someone other than himself.

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[Gabby (Main Speaker/Commentator)]

Please beat him up to a pulp. He clearly was never spanked, they say. I hate that. I hate that. Because none of us should have been spanked. Maybe he was spanked too. Maybe he was spunked too hard. Something's up. There has to be a 12 step program for him and I want to

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[Gabby (Main Speaker/Commentator)]

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[Gabby (Main Speaker/Commentator)]

And they get out he's a serial killer. AI people, powerful people, Trump's son, they all prey on these looks maxers because the fascists know, know they're dumb and idolize this weird existence of masculinity that Trump exudes, or not even exudes because he's a little girly boy too, tries to exude and will keep their women hating dictatorship ideology alive as well. But they, the fascists know you're stupid. Everyone knows you're stupid. They're all using you. And people online do nothing but make fun of him. And he doesn't even care because he likes the engagement. It's all fake. It's all fake. He will go to the ends of the earth to make this fucked up character for views and clicks and likes and attention because he's desperate to be famous in a woman type of way. He wants to be famous for being pretty and to go full circle because I won't shut the fuck up about this article. They compared me as a rage baiter to clavicular. Being a rage baiter, huh? Internalized misogyny at its finest. For I do believe the author was a woman. You can't share your mind, your correct opinion without being a rage baiter. Well, why does it cause you so much rage? You must think to yourself, that should be a reflection and you better reflect. Oh, that one. Oh my God, that one. That was a hard one, but okay. I'll see you next week on Long Winded.

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