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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
Hosted by Sumo & Kavi · EN
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
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S4E023: Embracing Total Uncertainty
3d ago02:22:30Tap to summarizeAmerica is really nice and the European economy is very confusing.Peter Thiel is a giant nerd. Russian Lord of the Rings fan fiction.The authenticity of images has never existed.The Vatican issues a special Covid Vaccine coin.What is this show about?How do orbits work? The Earth isn’t moving.What is enlightenment?Who promised you certainty? Infinite data means anything can be proven.The truth does not exist in any way that can be defined in words.René Girard and the scapegoat. Memetic desire vs animal appetite.Competition is for losers, sacrifice and suicidal empathy.What if the only way to win is to not play?God has been innocent this whole time and you’re the one scapegoating God.Quotes from Peter Theil.The faith of Isaac.Why does God allow people to be evil?This podcast is a yacht.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E022: Pocket Chihuahua Heart Surgery
2w ago02:08:08Tap to summarizeMelanie and writing songs about things.Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day.Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2.Esau, spanking and sensitive young men.Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children?Complaints about white men are just traumas about dad.Corporal punishment, does it work, is it justified?B.F. Skinner, the application of using pain to alter behavior.Electrocuting children.Operant conditioning, these tools are being used on you!Conservative culture, farmers are not based.The shorted man Sumo's ever seen who was not Guatemalan. Links"Beat Your Kids" | Russell PetersSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E021: Steaks are High with Special Guest Christopher DiLoreto
3w ago01:23:11Tap to summarizeWhat was going on with the Tower of Babel?Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E020: Till We Have Phantoms with special guest Zack Grafman
3w ago02:45:10Tap to summarizeNoah’s flood, was it universal?A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis.Links:Make Clive Lewis weird again SubstackSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E019: Paranormal Storytime with Special Guest Elliot Spear
May 2001:32:38Tap to summarizeAn American hymn.Paranormal story adventures.The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find.Are we influencers?Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public.Racial differences and justice in America, the victim mindset.Interview with Elliot Spear about his paranormal adventures.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E018: You’re Not Gay Enough
May 102:06:08Tap to summarizeKavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode.You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow.BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence.Arguing about the Shroud of Turin.The Great Male Renunciation.You’ve been conditioned by capitalism. Why would anyone want to have sex with people who aren’t beautiful?The reign of beige, beige civilizations don’t conquer the world.Beauty can’t only be the domain of women.Tolkien’s letter to his wife, making sex with actual women uncool.Embrace tradition and be a fancy pants.Faith in himself, previous conversations with #15 CEO of Earth, why would God require use to believe?Sumo reserves a hotel room by faith.Bonus conversation from another universe with Smokestack and Duke of Alba!Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E017: Love, Lust and an Airplane
Apr 2701:31:45Tap to summarizeHigh-powered law offices and old-timey America.Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show.A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded.Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past.The SPLC situation.Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake.Sumo has boots in many puddles.Citizenship.Sumo’s milking it so hard.People don’t like being poked in the axioms.What if there’s nothing to figure out?Sumo’s theory that Trump will be literally or metaphorically assassinated by someone in his inner circle. The universe runs on drama.What if the real red pill is that there is no red pill, the search for authenticity.If you’re going to live in a world of fake identities why not make up your own.Pursuing your true self, getting out of the jar.Pluribus TV show.Professional wrestling is so fake it’s real. It also predicts U.S. election results.Drama for drama’s sake.We’re all in this together.LinksHistory as: Do You Want to Live in a Jar?Why Wrestlemania Will Determine the Next ElectionSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E016: Hot Takes
Apr 1303:09:35Tap to summarizeSumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division.Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evil, retvrn is cope, agency laundering, the overwhelming and nearly impossible to believe degree to which God loves you individually, what is love? (baby don’t hurt me), The Last of Us, the miraculous power of faith, sexual orientations of political alignments, metal music is the heir to western concert music, and how Brady can play better than Hendrix but that doesn’t make him better than Hendrix. Enjoy!LinksThe Frank and Brady ShowSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E015: Late Night Podcasting
Mar 3102:46:16Tap to summarizePodcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation.Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing.A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influence and control, what if there’s actually an underlying strategy to everything?The rules-based international order. Being unprepared for things in the current year.Doomer philosophy, Chinese military theory. Nothing is going to percolate up to the policy makers.Fighting war across all possible domains.Interpretive tools for understanding what you’re seeing.Putting eggs in your hair is great. Urine therapy. Sumo rubs his body with olive oil.Trump is not Wilsonian, he’s Jacksonian. Andrew Jackson and the Trail of Tears, white native Americans.Smokestack really likes Alanis Morisett. Singing advice.The American Civil War, messianic eschaton, protecting the world by killing enough of the right people. Ushering in utopia.What people’s desire to save the world.Solving the delayed second coming of Jesus.How to kill ghosts.A real religion doesn’t recognize itself as a religion. The actual religion of America.The chaos is on purpose.Token militaries, naked American self-interest.Love’s home on the Internet.There are worse things than being America’s Disneyland.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille
Mar 2401:25:54Tap to summarizeGuess who named this episode.Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.The story of the Chinese farmer.Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way.There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared.You are not small, insignificant or meaningless.Nukes aren’t real.The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said.The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect.“Must Read Poems of the 21rst Century”The real answer will not come pre-packaged.What if you could have anything, would you still want it?Bad trouble, symbolism must be a dead end.All that remains is what can’t be controlled.Free verse poetry but in sex form.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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