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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
Hosted by Sumo & Kavi · EN
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
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S4E016: Hot Takes
Apr 1303:09:35Tap to summarizeSumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division.Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evil, retvrn is cope, agency laundering, the overwhelming and nearly impossible to believe degree to which God loves you individually, what is love? (baby don’t hurt me), The Last of Us, the miraculous power of faith, sexual orientations of political alignments, metal music is the heir to western concert music, and how Brady can play better than Hendrix but that doesn’t make him better than Hendrix. Enjoy!LinksThe Frank and Brady ShowSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E015: Late Night Podcasting
Mar 3102:46:16Tap to summarizePodcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation.Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing.A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influence and control, what if there’s actually an underlying strategy to everything?The rules-based international order. Being unprepared for things in the current year.Doomer philosophy, Chinese military theory. Nothing is going to percolate up to the policy makers.Fighting war across all possible domains.Interpretive tools for understanding what you’re seeing.Putting eggs in your hair is great. Urine therapy. Sumo rubs his body with olive oil.Trump is not Wilsonian, he’s Jacksonian. Andrew Jackson and the Trail of Tears, white native Americans.Smokestack really likes Alanis Morisett. Singing advice.The American Civil War, messianic eschaton, protecting the world by killing enough of the right people. Ushering in utopia.What people’s desire to save the world.Solving the delayed second coming of Jesus.How to kill ghosts.A real religion doesn’t recognize itself as a religion. The actual religion of America.The chaos is on purpose.Token militaries, naked American self-interest.Love’s home on the Internet.There are worse things than being America’s Disneyland.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E014: Sumo Solves the Apocalypse and Invents Audio Braille
Mar 2401:25:54Tap to summarizeGuess who named this episode.Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.The story of the Chinese farmer.Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way.There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared.You are not small, insignificant or meaningless.Nukes aren’t real.The craziest thing Sumo’s ever said.The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect.“Must Read Poems of the 21rst Century”The real answer will not come pre-packaged.What if you could have anything, would you still want it?Bad trouble, symbolism must be a dead end.All that remains is what can’t be controlled.Free verse poetry but in sex form.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E013: The Problem with Being God
Mar 901:59:13Tap to summarizeCurrent day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world.What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens?Islamo-Christian vs Judeo-Christian.Genocidal maniacs in the U.S. government.Racism is bad.Micro-aggressions make up for Macro-aggressions.Don’t return your shopping cart, Freud was never wrong (except when he was). Everyone in America is a psychopath, that’s the secret sauce.Sumo is confirmed to be a Brony.This podcast is brought to you by Alan Watts.Light’s presence can only be made known by the presence of things that are not itself.The science of life is determined by things that are dead.When things are working you don’t feel them.A universe with no conscious observers is nonsensical.God has been a man since the beginning of time.The double slit experiment, the universe is a simulation.Why God is a trinity, existence is a relationship.A war against existence itself. What opposes you allows you to exist.What made Star Trek good.The more you see heaven, the more you see heaven.Those most fearful of hell are the ones who least believe.LinksTrialogues with Ralph Abraham and Terence McKennaSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E012: Haunted by Anti-memes
Feb 2602:23:40Tap to summarizeGarfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms.Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures.Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them.Memes and genes. People don’t have ideas, ideas have people.Numerical PlatonismDemons vs memes, Cognitohazards and non-human incorporeal beings.Containment methods.The anti-meme, self-keeping secrets, what if everyone’s already seen Bigfoot ten thousand times.Change blindness, the brain is a filter.The barrier between science and faith, matter and spirit, brain and mind, does not exist.A case study of lethal earworm.A romance of many dimensions.Evidence you are always conscious.The River Styx and the Myth of Er.Identifying gaps in cognition, radical skepticism of one’s own knowledge of the world.Defense against memetics is possible although difficult.Olympics talk and games Kavi played as a kid in Canada.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E011: Local Hobo Discovers Tiny Man
Feb 2101:28:07Tap to summarizeCharlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk.The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are.Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle.Jeffrey Epstein didn’t judge peopleCharlie Kirk was Candace Owen’s gay bestie. Charlie was constantly getting stones in his basket.Everyone on the right is pretending to be white and straight but they’re actually brown and gay.Everyone on the left is pretending to be brown and gay but they’re actually white and straight.The Bardcast.Lauren Southern got honey-potted by a man.Was Candace Owens purchased by a British Lord?More gay right-wing thought leaders.Gavin Newsom’s family looks very trad.Erika Kirk’s questionable Instagram posts and alleged messages to underage girls.Be careful of people who are overly good.Another thing with weird sex and orphans.The flip side of the serpent, snake oil and modern medicine, inversion.John Calvin was wiser than all the popes.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E010: If Nothing is True, What Do You Do?
Feb 701:54:47Tap to summarizeWhat happens after the lord of the rings?Whale roads, facts don’t exist, be free!How do you have a fact-less epistemology?Most of academia is a loop, or trails off into a phantasm. Put a constant on it. Where Big G comes from.You really can’t believe anything.Greek people are kind of swarthy.The first T-Rex, dinosaurs are fake, just 10 more shots bro.All cuisines were invented by hotels.Freud killed philosophy.Leftests are straight people pretending to be gay, right-wingers are gay people pretending to be straight.MAPSOC epistemology is to connect the dots into the most glorious image possible.The New Shadow.Kavi connects the dots and it’s a spikey ghost.The Yin and Yang of the right and the left.What happens to the hero after the battle is over.Talking about Zelda and Majora’s Mask.How can you exist if you’re not being beating by a baton?You only win if you want to get back home, the real hero never wanted to be one.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E009: A Blasphemous Mood Board into the Luciferian Heart of all Darkness
Jan 2701:23:34Tap to summarizeWeather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect.This is our most schizophrenic show yet.Westworld.The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad.The story is the heart of the universe.Being designed to ignore things that might hurt you.There is no anti-memetics division.Agency laundering.All of science tells you that you’re worthless, your actions don’t matter, you don’t have agency or even exist.Is the church another smokescreen?The scapegoat, who is your Jew?The strawman.The plot of Final Fantasy XVI is exactly what we’re talking about here.There is no political solution.Be grateful to the system because you actually want it.Machine Elves and the paranormal, mechanical sounds.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E008: Podcastception
Jan 1701:40:17Tap to summarizeSumo wears his boots when podcasting.Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here.Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics.Roderick on the line, a case study of how we got here.Fleeing to California to seek your fortune, when the iPhone and apps were brand new.Hipsters, Millennials and Foursquare.When apple trees grow pears, Nicolae Ceaușescu, trans kids, “The Romanians had a culture of lying.”Boomers and Gen X only understand top-down tyranny.Teaching children.Sumo builds his own vacuum chamber.Why accelerationism won’t work.How to deal with being cancelled.Netflix is responsible for more births than anyone in the Trad community.Without America you will die.You’re free to create if you choose to.Have gratitude and learn how to open a can of beans.Black people are way more likely to have extra fingers or toes.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Become a True FanBecome a Micronation CitizenSubscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4PYWLL002: Killing a Good Woman
Jan 1200:11:48Tap to summarizeThe Renee Good situation.Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean?George Floyd and Waynel Sexton.Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches.You can’t be a mystic if you own a smartphone.What is it bad on purpose?Almost everyone will never see the dinosaur. Everything you fear is fake.The Sovereign Citizen position.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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