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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
Hosted by Sumo & Kavi · EN
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
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S4E007: Who Is Gay?
Jan 1001:42:31Tap to summarizeAn African pastor with a very loud shirt.Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade?Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel.Finding guns in walls.Which side are we really on and who is gay?There’s a spectrum of gays.Orgone energy and cloud busters.Politics exists to break your brain.Who hasn’t hooked up with Destiny?The Venezuela situation, they’re super conservative. No abortion, gay marriage or usury allowed in Venezuela.Why no zero-interest lending association for Christians?What if blessings happen to people who are good?The Nazi side of America is super gay and super Jewish.Some quotes by famous communists.The Greenland situation, when the U.S. last increased its borders and liberating the world.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E006: Black Girl Magic and the Book of Tobit vs Skyrim
Jan 101:52:42Tap to summarizeThe Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane. How photography works.Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet.How to fake your own Shroud of Turin.The shroud contradicts the Biblical account of the crucifixion and resurrection.What does faith mean? Everyone from Italy and France are third-worlders.Why does God want faith and why doesn’t he give us proof?Cargo cult Christianity.Real faith creates new stuff, theology will always lead you astray, you can only understand by doing, not thinking.Right belief comes only from right doing.The Book of Tobit is absurd, inclusivity in fantasy settings, the Wheelchair Woman of Color Problem (WWoCP).Sumo gets the equivalent of the N-word pass from deaf people.Sumo will beat up anyone in a wheelchair.Harry Potter is not good.Samson with Chekhov’s gun.Tom Thumb is a bad fairy tale, how to write a good story.Raphael lies in the Book of Tobit and that’s a problem.90s Design, anyone who ever did anything interesting was born in Austria.Links:www.shadowshroud.comSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4E005: Hobby Shop Americans
Dec 2301:49:34Tap to summarizeThe Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage.Smokestack isn’t white?!People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities.White women get all the benefits.Aryans have never been worried about racial purity.Why don’t we get to write bad TV shows?Make your own opportunities.Erika Kirk, people mourn differently, how many views are influencers going to get. Tim Pool and his seven alleged SWAT attempts.You gotta look out for yourself first.Sumo doesn’t want to be a cult leader.Win a free T-Shirt if we ever make them.Secrets in the genealogy of Jesus.What was really going on with the Three Wise Men?Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S4PYWLL001 with Special Guest Walter Bismark
Dec 1900:14:06Tap to summarizeAn interview with special guest Walter Bismarck.Linkswaltbismarck.comTortuga MediaSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S3E097: A Mistuned Resonance of the Soul with Special Guest Josh
Oct 1001:52:31Tap to summarizeNames.Homeopathy and alternative medicine.Physical ailments caused by the mind. Morphogenics, Rupert Sheldrake and Terence McKenna.Hybrid animals.Spiritual realms based on numerology combined with homeopathic medicine.Emotional causes of disease.Greek philosophy and Christianity. The American psyche and how Americans view the soul.Glasses only make your eyes worse.Gonorrheal discharge can be a blessing.Stories about visits from the Men in Black.Homeopathy is completely unregulated in the U.S. You can just do things.Agency laundering.LinksJosh’s Substackwww.orthodoxhomeopathy.comSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S3E096: The Source of all the Cringe
Oct 401:30:01Tap to summarizeA beginner’s guide to supernatural powers. Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and therapy.Repression and Fate.Why do people think Jordan Peterson is crazy now?Niels Bohr and his horseshow, people arguing about the Pope.Inventions of the industrial revolution replacing jobs previously done by slaves.The psychic realm has changed, the old cosmology and rituals no longer cut it.Multiple personalities manifesting into physical ailments.Pacebos and Nocebos. The Anima and the Animus.We live in a society.The world is a fractal, a sea of cosmic goo and maybe you’re not doing it right.Demonic and spirit possession.Jumba the ebony black elephant demon.How do we sugarcoat this pill? You have to be a lunatic to accomplish anything these days.Shiny Ribs swamp funk music.Support the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S3E095: Nazis are Trying to get Your Children to Atlantis
Sep 2601:34:45Tap to summarizeThe Greek word Pneuma.Sumo rants about the church fathers and online Catholics. Everyone needs their own personal head canon to be valid.Hallucinations on both sides, what can you do?Kavi’s adventures living in Africa.Suspicious detailed text messages from Charlie Kirk’s shooter.Who is winning on either side? The public is stupid and so is A/B testing.The Eternal Return.College sports and Sumo used to be a frat bro.The universe is made of language and language has degraded over time.Charlie Kirk’s extravagant funeral and Erika Kirk.Forgiveness, how does it work, did Erika Kirk really forgive Charlie Kirk’s shooter?What Tom Bombadil really is and the job of a poet.The Download.Maybe the rapture really did happen last Tuesday.Tylenol and autism.LinksBuzz Aldrin on Conan Saying the Moon Landing Was an AnimationSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S3E094: Techno-Babbling Over Nonsense
Sep 1202:42:07Tap to summarizePart 1The Charlie Kirk shooting.Photography, optics, film and physics.This show is really about A.I., the A.I. is inside of you. Making up data to fill holes in a narrative.The George Floyd narrative.Fishy things about the Charlie Kirk narrative.Maybe the human mind can’t distinguish between image and reality.All video is for entertainment purposes only.Did the Ukrainian girl even exist? Fishing things about that incident.Caution is warranted.Possible motivations for all the fakery.Images are very powerful, and, by definition, also fake.Part 2Renaissance fair bands, Canada lives in an alternate universe.The weirdest people in the world and why do Western countries seem to dominate the world?Mass literacy in the Western world.Sumo makes an adopted child cry.Differing moralities across different cultures.LinksWEIRDest People in the World by Joseph HenrichGuns, Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies by Jared DiamondBecoming a Barbarian by Jack DonovanSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S3E093: Basement-Tier Satanism with Special Guest MyFitnessFeelings
Sep 201:33:11Tap to summarizeWhat’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people.How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite.The Fabian Society, the Labour Party, secret societies aren’t even that secret.The shift to the destruction of Britishness itself. Why we have woke capital today.Barack Obama the Fabian socialist, wolves in sheep’s clothing, conservatives don’t get it, androgenous culture.The Alex Jones problem, everyone just needs to wake up.Maybe all that’s left is gay vampires.The problem of being involved in politics, it feels spiritually damaging. People who want to change the world just want power.Normie-ism and how do we start pushing things in the other direction.The British are really good at espionage, The King of England might be a Muslim.The problem with hierarchical structures.The O9A Society, the recent bang event, summoning demons to help you do the dishes.America is a lunatic asylum.The ChatGPT blended mind and A.I. induced psychosis.The 4 stages of alchemy and crypto white supremacy.The people who champion the regime the most are the ones who are always punished.LinksFollow MyFitnessFeelings on TwitterSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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S3E092: A 100% Chance of Schizophrenia
Aug 2801:56:37Tap to summarizeMatisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks.The Star Mirror book.Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs.The tragedy of the commons, the Scottish girl with the Axe. Blank statism and toy dogs.Performing metaphysical surgery.The cosmic symmetry of Heaven and Earth, Egyptian cosmology and how the pyramids mirror the stars.Trying to bring Heaven down to Earth?The Three Kings.The Mazzaroth and how the Zodiac constellations tell the Gospel.A letter from a listener, climate lockdowns in Canada, this podcast will help you build a house.LinksThe Star Mirror BookSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioSupport the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp
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