At long last, we return to the world of NeoScum and revisit its colorful cavalcade of characters. Friends, enemies, lovers, strangers... and maybe even the NeoScum themselves.

// As the NeoScum Epilogue explores the entire extended NSU (NeoScum Universe™) — including one-off bits from several years ago, never-before-seen figures only ever alluded to, as well as characters and events from Patreon-exclusive NeoScum Gaiden episodes — it can be a lot to keep straight. For your convenience, we have provided an index of the various characters and their original (or primary) appearance in the show.

// CHARACTER INDEX

PP Prologue

The PPs are the PPs
Kronksaur, the non-canonical time-traveling dinosaur, is mentioned throughout the show when harassing Gannon

Intro

Orgene first appears in Ep 6: Kannabis Jak
Samantha Argyle first appears in Ep 1 of the SunUp Gaiden, and first (properly) appears on the main feed in Ep 56: The Hunt

Motel Owners

The Motel Owners first appear in Ep 30: Neo Vacancy

The Lich

The Lich’s acolytes first appear in Ep 81: Neo Genesis Evangeliscum
The Lich appears in Ep 82: Voice of Shadows

Blue Star

Ratz first appears in Ep 80: Way of Ratz

SunUp

HnZ is briefly mentioned in Ep 1: Darkmovers, then does not appear until Ep 4 of the One Shot crossover. He reappears with the rest of SunUp in the SunUp Gaiden series

TGIFridays

Bob Flenderson first appears in Ep 62: Blow This Scene
Bob is played by John Patrick Coan (JPC)
Jelly first appears in Ep 1 of the One Shot Crossover Episodes

Death Race

Pandora is first mentioned Ep 5: We Are NeoScum and first appears in the Sister’s Keeper Gaiden
Lydo briefly appears Ep 20: The Come Down and then properly appears in the Sister’s Keeper Gaiden.
Beer Greg appears in Ep 77: Join The Party (after being teased in Ep 76)
Kannabis Jak first appears in (the aptly titled) Ep 6: Kannabis Jak

Literalist Parking

The parking attendant robot first appears in Ep 44: Bad Lot
The Literalists first appear in Ep 12: Retail Therapy
Barft Vada first appears in Ep 27: Ursa Mayhem
Barft is played by Rashawn Scott

Good Boy and BZB

Beel Z Bub first appears in Ep 16: Quarter to Dead
Edmund Fitzgerald Kennedy (Good Boy) first properly appears in Ep 41: A Few Good Boys but he and his family get blown up in Ep 8: Appointment with Destiny
Good Boy is played by Jonah Cooper.

Shirley and Max

Shirley Guzman first appears in Ep 11: Born to Run
Max first appears in Ep 5: We are NeoScum

Script Reading

Alan Thatcher first appears in Ep 4: Fight Night
Grant Junctal first appears in Ep 10: Lights, Camera, Magic! (where it's mentioned he's based on Chr*s Pr*tt)
Grimaldo Goodfeather can be found in the SunUp Gaiden and fighting the Giga Giant in Ep 100: Scum Together (Finale, Act I)
The Doctor with the Cocktor first appears in Ep 49: Last Rights
Merv The Birb first appears in Ep 88: Scummer’s Five
Brandon Sanderson (the mysterious beast) is mentioned in Ep 88: Scummer’s Five

The Mettinrahl Estate

Bag Mettinrahl first appears in Ep 43: New Year, New Mexico
Merinway and Bag Mettnirahl both appear in Ep 47: Ride Along
Merinway is played by Meredith Stepien

Corporate Survival

Scott Free first properly appears in Ep 31: Do Not Disturb
Kyle Guntch and Tré Santivo both appear in the Corporate Survival Gaiden
Pornus Fettywap first appears in Ep 35: Whimpers and Bangs

Bloodbutt's Body Shop

Bloodbutt first appears in Ep 12: Retail Therapy
Goff first appears in Ep 70: Raining Death
Amon (the Z-scarred orc) briefly appears in Ep 58: Haunting Ground, returns at the end of Ep 97: Spirit of Xanadu, then finally in Ep 100: Scum Together

Candy Crush Casino

Prugl appears in the Miners of Ür Gaiden
Dreek first appears in Ep 50: 50/50 (this isn't exactly Dreek — he's still dead — but you get the idea)
Holden Roth first appears in Ep 70: Raining Death

The Starscourge Brandon

Pat Rothfuss first appears in Ep 89: All In
Pat Rothfuss is played by Patrick Rothfuss

Nana and Lala

Nana first appears in Ep 13: No Looking Back
Lala first appears in Ep 19: Night Shift

Blister and Tré

Blister first appears Ep 32: Bring It In
HM Mathrick appears in — "Actually, I won’t tell this one, you’re gonna have to dig to find out who this is." - Gannon Reedy

The One Who Watches the Waves

Rhon first appears in Ep 14: Rhon Away with Me
Rhon is played by Stephen Kropa
SG Holy Blood name is briefly mentioned in the Busting Dawn Gaiden and is alluded to in Ep 82: Voice of Shadows
Holy Blood mentions Zed and The Gentleman from the Cthulu Gaiden series.

4Get pt.2

The Rat Bastard’s Kris first appears in Ep 27: Ursa Mayhem and is prominently featured in the Fyre's Dungeon Arc

Scum Again

Xanadu first appears in Ep 1: Darkmovers
The NeoScum first appear in Ep 1: Darkmovers but live eternally in our hearts

Thank you for loving our show.

NeoScum is Blair Britt, Mike Migdall, Gannon Reedy, Eleni Sauvageau, and Casey Toney. Yeah, daddy. You can find NeoScum on Twitter, on Reddit, and at NeoScum.com.

The NeoScum Epilogue was edited by Casey Toney, with help from Mike Migdall and Esper Quinn. Hear more of Mike's work on the NeoScum Patreon and more of Esper's on Insert Credit.

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