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Net Positive with John Crist
Hosted by John Crist · EN
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
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Stick Shift
2w ago01:08:21Tap to summarizeModes of communication, an Ella fella’s birthday party, and standing on your tippy toes as a man… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUELAND: Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Plumber Chic
3w ago01:09:48Tap to summarizeToo early for breakfast, side chats to the group chat, being late to church, and the minimum Venmo request… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 70% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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As A Man
4w ago01:08:18Tap to summarizeLaying Spirit to rest, what your coffee order says about you, the quarter zip trend, and ring by spring… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com BRUNT: Go to https://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE! HELLO FRESH: Get 10 Free Meals + FREE Breakfast For Life with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Toes & Nails
Apr 2901:12:08Tap to summarizeSolo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 60% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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$26 Entree
Apr 2201:15:12Tap to summarizeCondoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. BLUELAND: Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positive listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://tempomeals.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
Apr 1501:44:35Tap to summarizeChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE! RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% OFF @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Bunnies & Eggs
Apr 801:13:33Tap to summarizeOrigins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELLO FRESH: Get 10 Free meals + Free Nutribullet® Ultra Plus+ 2-in-1 Compact Kitchen System (a $189.99 value) on your 3rd box with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive BRUNT: Go to http://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Tink Tink
Apr 101:12:49Tap to summarizeAncient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ShipStation: Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code NETPOSITIVE to try ShipStation free for 60 days. RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% OFF @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 70% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Not A Munchkin Anymore (w/ Brett Cooper)
Mar 2501:36:22Tap to summarizeRight vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com MIRACLE BRAND: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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More Numbers | Net Positive with John Crist
Mar 1801:01:28Tap to summarizeThe world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 60% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positive listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://tempomeals.com/NETPOSITIVE PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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