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Net Positive with John Crist
Hosted by John Crist · EN
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
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Speaking American
1w ago01:16:29Tap to summarizeType 2 fun, judging, changing our language, and The Bible Diet… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS SAMFORD UNIVERSITY: Samford is a leading nationally ranked Christian university renowned for excellence, small enough to foster intentional connections, big enough to offer robust opportunities and committed to cultivating students’ foundational faith. Go to https://www.samford.edu/ to learn more! ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% OFF @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Line Leader (w/ Sadie Robertson Huff)
2w ago01:15:24Tap to summarizePraying for Justin Bieber, a 9 on the ACT, kindergarten line leaders, and being canceled by Beyoncé… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1: Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 70% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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White Collar Hookah
3w ago01:23:09Tap to summarizeAmerica 250, stalking, being polite to AI, and calling animal control… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com BRUNT: Go to https://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE! MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Depth Over Dopamine (w/ Josh Pate)
4w ago01:50:43Tap to summarizeCollege football, modern day media, and untold stories… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% OFF @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 70% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Stick Shift
May 2001:08:21Tap to summarizeModes of communication, an Ella fella’s birthday party, and standing on your tippy toes as a man… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUELAND: Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Plumber Chic
May 1301:09:48Tap to summarizeToo early for breakfast, side chats to the group chat, being late to church, and the minimum Venmo request… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 70% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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As A Man
May 601:08:18Tap to summarizeLaying Spirit to rest, what your coffee order says about you, the quarter zip trend, and ring by spring… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com BRUNT: Go to https://bruntworkwear.com/ and use code NETPOSITIVE to get $10 OFF HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE! HELLO FRESH: Get 10 Free Meals + FREE Breakfast For Life with promo code NETPOSITIVEFM at https://hellofresh.com/NETPOSITIVEFM ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Toes & Nails
Apr 2901:12:08Tap to summarizeSolo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com COVE: Go to https://covesmart.com, and use code NETPOSITIVE for an additional 60% OFF your first order —easy, affordable, and peace of mind guaranteed. ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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$26 Entree
Apr 2201:15:12Tap to summarizeCondoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS CURE HYDRATION: Real ingredients. Real hydration. Use code NETPOSITIVE for 20% off at https://curehydration.com ZOCDOC: Stop putting off those doctor’s appointments and go to https://zocdoc.com/NETPOSITIVE to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. BLUELAND: Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive TEMPO: For a limited time, Tempo is offering Net Positive listeners 60% OFF your first box! Go to https://tempomeals.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Group Chats (w/ Derrick Stroup)
Apr 1501:44:35Tap to summarizeChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ Tour Dates: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ New Merch: https://store.johncristcomedy.com/ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS PONCHO: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/netpositive for $10 off and free shipping on your first order. AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/NETPOSITIVE to get a FREE AG1 duffel bag and FREE AG1 Welcome Kit HELIX: Go to https://helixsleep.com/NETPOSITIVE for 20% OFF SITEWIDE! RIDGE: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% OFF @Ridge with code NETPOSITIVE at https://www.Ridge.com/NETPOSITIVE ----- SUBMIT A VIDEO: https://bit.ly/NetPositiveMail ----- EMAIL US: netpositive@johncristcomedy.com ----- WRITE US: Net Positive P.O. Box 40268 Nashville, TN 37204 ----- Subscribe to the show on your favorite podcast platform, and follow us on social media for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- NET POSITIVE PODCAST ON SOCIAL: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/netpositivepodcast TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@netpositivepodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@netpositivepod ----- JOHN CRIST ON SOCIAL: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/johnbcrist TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@johncristcomedian Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/johnbcrist/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist/ X: https://x.com/johnbcrist Website: https://johncristcomedy.com/ ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos: https://www.instagram.com/mralexlagos Easton Smith: https://www.instagram.com/eastonjsmith Lagos Creative: https://www.lagoscreative.co Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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