
Original Air Date: October 02, 1953Host: Andrew RhynesShow: Adventures of Wild Bill HickokPhone: (707) 98 OTRDW (6-8739) Stars:• Guy Madison (Hickok)• Andy Devine (Jingles) Special Guests:• Forrest Lewis• Lawrence Dobkin• Anthony Ross Producer:• Paul P...
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Wild Bill Hickok
What do you think makes the perfect snack?
AM PM Spokesperson
Hmm. It's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.
Narrator/Announcer
Could you be more specific?
AM PM Spokesperson
When it's cravinient.
Kellogg's Announcer
Okay.
AM PM Spokesperson
Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at a.m. p.m. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. p.m.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
I'm seeing a pattern here.
AM PM Spokesperson
Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.
Wild Bill Hickok
Crave, which is anything from AM pm.
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Andrew Rines (Podcast Host)
Welcome to the Old Time Radio Westerns. I'm your host, Andrew Rines and I'm excited to bring you another episode absolutely free. This is one of over 80 episodes released monthly for your enjoyment. Now let's get into this episode.
Kellogg's Announcer
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Jingles (Andy Devine)
Hi, you folks. Hold on your hats and gallop along with Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok and his pal Jingles, which is me, Andy Devine. We got another Rootin tootin Wild Bill Hickok adventure story for you from that famous talking cereal, Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Snap, crackle Pop.
Kellogg's Announcer
Today, Kellogg's Rice Krispies, the world's only talking cereal, brings you Wild Bill Hickok, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy Devine as his pal jingles. In just 30 seconds, you'll hear the exciting story. A land office business.
Narrator/Announcer
What do you think makes the perfect snack?
AM PM Spokesperson
Hmm, it's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.
Narrator/Announcer
Could you be more specific when it's cravenient?
AM PM Spokesperson
Okay, like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at a.m. p.m. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. p.m.
Wild Bill Hickok
I'm seeing a pattern.
AM PM Spokesperson
Yeah, we're talking about what I crave.
Wild Bill Hickok
Which is anything from AM pm What.
AM PM Spokesperson
More could you want? Stop by AMPM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience. AM PM Too much Good stuff.
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Jingles (Andy Devine)
Look at that, Bill. Twenty wagons and one train. People sure are moving in.
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah, the Sheriff says about 200 people have already moved into Bear Valley since the gold strike.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
A little bit of that yellow stuff sure brings them running. I reckon there are folks that never had much and they see a chance to get rich in a hurry.
Wild Bill Hickok
They all want to get rich. But some of these folks have plenty already, partner. Like gamblers, gunslicks and just plain robbery. Gold strike brings them all.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah, that means more work for us. Hi there, honey.
Wild Bill Hickok
Nobody you know, Jingle?
Jingles (Andy Devine)
No, just a cute little girl sitting up there on the wagon box and waving to me. Bill, why do folks bring the whole family along on a gold rush? They don't know what they're getting into.
Wild Bill Hickok
I wouldn't worry about a jingle. Some of the best men and women we've got in the west came out here as little kids with a wagon train. Get around that bookshop.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Move along, Joker. Bill's going somewhere. Come on. Oh, where are we going, Bill?
Wild Bill Hickok
Down to the land office. Charlie gives me a list of the new claims every day and who filed them.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
That's a good idea. Then we can kind of keep our eyes open for claim jumping.
Wild Bill Hickok
That's right. Those sidewinders just wait till somebody finds a little pay dirt. Then they move in and take his claim away from there.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Ain't nobody lowering them two legged gophers, Bill. I hope we catch them all.
Wild Bill Hickok
Here's Charlie's office.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Joker.
Wild Bill Hickok
Looks like it's kind of deserted.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah, nobody in there but Charlie. He's probably just as happy. Gold hunters have been driving him crazy for a month now. Howdy, Charlie. How's the claim filing business going? Well, well, well.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
If it ain't them two upstanding minions of the law.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Known as Wild Bill and Jingle.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Yeah. And about your question. The claim business is rushing most of the time. Then other times it's like it is right now. Yeah.
Wild Bill Hickok
Charlie, did you ever finish a sentence in your whole life?
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Oh, I loves how I have now and then. But mostly I just don't bother because I'm usually too tired. Yes? I got a new bunch of claims for you to look at, Bill. Hey, now, here. Here they are. There must be you.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
You'll have to finish that one yourself, Charlie. I don't know how many there are.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
About 20. Oh, and if you ask me, Bill, some of these claims don't look too good to me.
Wild Bill Hickok
What do you mean?
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Hey, Bill, he got a whole sentence all at once.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Yeah. Well, now, this is serious. Now, look here. Out of them 20 claims, at least 15 of them has turned over half of their rights to whatever gold they find. You can see it right there in the paper. Yeah.
Wild Bill Hickok
Looks like the Ajax Mining Company bought up most of them.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Well, that ain't so unusual, Bill. Big companies always buy into a new strike. Prospector gets some quick money and the company develops a mine.
Wild Bill Hickok
You're right about that jingle.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Yeah, yeah, but I know all about the Ajax Mining Company. Yeah, it ain't no big company. It's Bull Carson and his ornery bunch of coyotes.
Kellogg's Announcer
No.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
What?
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Pole catch.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Oh, excuse me.
Wild Bill Hickok
Maybe I'd better have a talk with some of the miners that Bull's been buying claims from.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Well, you'll be surprised, Bill. I'll bet you will. I'll just bet you'll find out that he's doing something that ain't legal. Like maybe.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Like maybe what?
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Oh, how should I know, you big stoop? Matt Salamander might do anything.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Now, don't you go get mad at me, you little saw.
Wild Bill Hickok
Hold it, Jingles. Hold it. Here comes Bull Carson now.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Where?
Wild Bill Hickok
Heading across the street. Looks like he's coming in here.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
He sure is. Shall I grab him, Bill?
Wild Bill Hickok
No. Oh, wait till we find out what he's up to.
Bull Carson
Howdy, Charlie.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
No.
Bull Carson
Thought I'd see if all those claims got recorded already. Oh, the law's here.
Wild Bill Hickok
That's right, Carson.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
You're doggone right. The law's here keeping an eye on anybody that thinks somebody can get away with swindling anybody out of anything, anytime, anywhere yet.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
How's that again, Jingles?
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Never mind, Charlie. Mr. Bull Carson knows what I'm talking about.
Bull Carson
No, I don't, you big buffalo. But I do know this. You and Hickok start poking your noses into my business, you'll wind up with them noses flattened all over your face.
Wild Bill Hickok
You're pretty touchy, aren't you, Bull, For a man who's supposed to be running an honest business.
Bull Carson
I just don't like lawmen prying into. Hey, what are you doing with all them claim papers?
Wild Bill Hickok
I got him from Charlie.
Bull Carson
Why'd you give him those, you little shrimp?
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Well, because he is a United States Marshal hereabouts, and I figured he was entitled to them.
Kellogg's Announcer
Yes, well, he ain't.
Bull Carson
Give me them papers.
Wild Bill Hickok
Nothing doing.
Bull Carson
I say I'm taking them papers.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
And I say you're not teaching a laughing bill.
Bull Carson
I said I'm taking those papers and I mean it.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
I still say no.
Bull Carson
All right, law man, try this.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Bill.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Bill Hickok. Don't just lie there.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Get up.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Yes.
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Jingles (Andy Devine)
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Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
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Jingles (Andy Devine)
Shockingly low, huh?
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Wild Bill Hickok
Tell them about the eight mask with Kellogg's Corn Flakes, Charlie.
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In the land office. Fight over the claim papers. The powerful Bull Carson managed to knock Wild Bill over a chair and spill him to the floor. But Bill was up at once and ready to fight again.
Bull Carson
I'll finish you for good this time.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Watch him, Bill.
Wild Bill Hickok
I'm tired of fooling with you, Carson.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
He's not going to get up like you did, Bill.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Yeah, if there's anything you want to say to him, Bill, just tell me and I'll tell Bull about it when he wakes up.
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah, just tell him we're looking and do his mining deals, Charlie.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah, and tell him if we find anything crooked about him, we're coming after him with our shirt tails flying. Bill, that Bull Carson's about as mean as an outlaw horse with a cactus under his saddle.
Wild Bill Hickok
He's pretty tough all right. He's got to be to scare these prospectors into giving up half their gold.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Here's another camp, Bill. There's a gent panning in the creek. Shall we stop and talk to him too?
Wild Bill Hickok
Might as well.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Joker. Easy, boy. Oh, funny looking gent, ain't he, Bill?
Wild Bill Hickok
Oh, I don't know. He just got a lot of whiskers, that's all.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Look how red his beard is. Thought for a minute maybe his pipe had set fire to his chin.
Bull Carson
You got to state your business, gents. As if I didn't know what sort of sneaking business you're up to without asking.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
We ain't up to no sneaking business, mister. This here's Wild Bill Hickok and I'm his deputy. Jingle.
Bull Carson
I'll. Bill Hickok?
Jingles (Andy Devine)
That's right.
Bull Carson
Well, I take it all back. I thought, of course, you were a couple of them sidewinders working for Bull Carson.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
That's what everybody we've talked to thought at first. Carson sure has taken over the whole valley.
Bull Carson
That he has. Him and his snooping gun hands. Sign the papers giving him half the gold you find or be shot in the back sometime at your work.
Wild Bill Hickok
You mean some of the miners have been shot?
Bull Carson
Sure they have. Four, maybe five of them. Two of them dead. And nobody knows who fires the shots.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Then how do you know it's Carson's for?
Bull Carson
Because the next day after a shooting, it's always Bull Carson who comes around asking. If we don't want to sign up with the Ajax Mining Company and have the protection of the company guards. Minus company only Mine and his men do is dig in their pockets for another lump of lead for their murder and six guns.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
That's just about what I figured, Bill. Sounds to me like the same old business.
Bull Carson
Nothing. It's just plain robbery and murder.
Wild Bill Hickok
I think you're right, but we have to prove it.
Bull Carson
I'll be glad to help. Anytime you say you don't find me right here. Just ask anybody where. Red.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Is that your name?
Bull Carson
With a head of hair like a prairie fire? What else do you think I'd be called?
Kellogg's Announcer
Red o'.
Bull Carson
Brien. And I'm at your service, Wild Bill.
Wild Bill Hickok
That's fine, Red. If you will help, I think maybe we can set a trap for Bull Carson.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Sure we can. You know that's part of our job, Rhett. Figuring out how to step traps for owl hoots like Carson. How we gonna do it, Bill?
Wild Bill Hickok
You haven't signed up with the Ajax Mining Company yet, have you, Red?
Bull Carson
I told Carson again today I never will sign.
Wild Bill Hickok
Good. Then you can expect trouble, maybe tonight.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Well, Bill, what's good about expecting trouble?
Wild Bill Hickok
If Carson and his gang try to give Red any trouble tonight, we'll be waiting for him.
Bull Carson
That sounds fine with me. But I wish you'd remember just one thing.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
What's that, Red?
Bull Carson
Don't wait too long.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Sure is dark here in the canyon, Bill.
Wild Bill Hickok
Sure is, but keep your eyes open just the same, Jingles.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Keep my eyes open? What for? I can't see anything. Been keeping my ears open, though. And I haven't heard anything but a few crickets and that old screech owl.
Wild Bill Hickok
Then keep your ears open. Something's liable to happen any minute.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
All right. You know, that owl sounded closer the last time, Bill. Reckon he's flopping his way up the canyon looking for his dinner.
Wild Bill Hickok
Wait a minute, Jingles. Listen.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
What is it, Bill? Shh. There's two owls. Shh.
Wild Bill Hickok
Keep your voice down. I don't think there are any owls at all, Jingles. Sound like signals to me.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Signals from who?
Wild Bill Hickok
From Carson's gang. The trick inion Jews when they're sneaking up on somebody.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Then they're sneaking up on Red. I can still see him sitting besides his campfire. Just like you told him.
Wild Bill Hickok
We gotta find out where those men are before they bushwhack Red.
Dr. Dennis Black
All right, men.
Kellogg's Announcer
Got him.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Down, Bill. Red, get down. Get out of the way.
Bull Carson
That's Hickok. I can kill by his boy.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
You're darn right it's Hickok and me.
Bull Carson
Jingle, never mind the prospector man. Shoot those nosy star packers.
Wild Bill Hickok
Shoot for the gun flashes.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Jingle. Hey, those are awesome.
Wild Bill Hickok
Move around, partner. Don't forget, they can see your gun flashes too.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
I gotta move around so fast, they'll think I'm a lightning bug. I don't think I'm doing much good, Bill. With all that flying around in the dark, we're liable to get ourselves hurt. See what I mean?
Wild Bill Hickok
I haven't heard anything from Red. Hope he's all right.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah. Hey, Red, you all right?
Bull Carson
Yeah, I'm okay. Jingles. I think I got one of the varmints.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Hey, Bull, you hear that?
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Sounds like we run into a trap.
Bull Carson
Shut up, you fool. Gather up and get lost in the dark. We'll meet later.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Bill. One of them jaspers call the other one Bull. It must be Bull Car.
Wild Bill Hickok
Sure it is. And he's right over there on our left. Come on, let's see if we can get him.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Well, at least I quit shooting.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Yeah.
Wild Bill Hickok
Trying to sneak away.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
I just hope Bull doesn't sneak away from us.
Wild Bill Hickok
You're making an awful lot of noise in that brush.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Well, what do you expect? It's dark. I ain't exactly a startled fawn, you know.
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah, I know. You're more the buffalo type.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Now, Bill, that ain't a nice thing to say.
Wild Bill Hickok
Hold it a minute.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
What'd you hear, Bill?
Wild Bill Hickok
Nothing. That's the trouble. Afraid they got away from us in the dark.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah, well, we'll never find them in all this brush with no light.
Wild Bill Hickok
Hey, Red said he thought he got one of them. Let's go see, huh?
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Good idea. Hey, Red, where are you?
Bull Carson
Over here, Jingles. I'll stir up the campfire so you can see me.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Ow. I just got slapped in the face by a big branch of greasewood.
Wild Bill Hickok
Well, keep going, partner. There's a campfire right ahead of us.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah, and there's Red. Hi, Red. You all right? I'm all right.
Bull Carson
Giggles. I think you and Bill grew most of their fire. I got a present for you, though.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Well, what kind of a present?
Bull Carson
Look, he's sitting right there. Oh, I got in a lucky shot.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Well, how do you do?
Wild Bill Hickok
Shut up, you big bail of.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Hey, he never caught me.
Wild Bill Hickok
If he hadn't busted my leg with his slug. You want to b Carson's gun hands, mister? I ain't talking, Marshall.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
You're so smart, you figure it out.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
He's a nasty little sidewinder, ain't he, Bill?
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah. You get his gun, Red? Sure.
Bull Carson
Here it is, Bill.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Well, he's got a sneak gun.
Bull Carson
Look at that.
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Wild Bill Hickok
Pardon me for butting in, Charlie, but did I hear you correct? Did you say you get eight individual serving size packages of Kellogg's Rice Krispies in a Kellogg's Handy Pack?
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Wild Bill Hickok
That's for me, bub. Kellogg's Rice Krispies in the Handy Pack.
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Jingles (Andy Devine)
Well, now you got a busted arm to go with your busted leg.
Bull Carson
Corn cakes and ham fat gravy. I never seen anybody draw and shoot so fast in my life.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Now where have I heard that before?
Wild Bill Hickok
Pick up his other gun. Jingle.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Sure, Bill.
Wild Bill Hickok
Now, mister, do you want to do some talking before we haul you off to jail? Watch for so your boss won't be living high on the money you made for him While you're doing 10 years in the penitentiary? Yeah, that's right.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
We've been taking all the chances and.
Wild Bill Hickok
Bull gets all the gold.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
So Bull Carson is your boss, huh?
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Sure.
Wild Bill Hickok
There was three of us working for him.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
We'd knock the mines around till he was scared enough.
Kellogg's Announcer
Then Bull would bring him the papers to sign.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
He'd get all the gold. How do you like that? Now all we gotta do is find Bull Carson.
Wild Bill Hickok
Bill, let's do it the easy way. Jingles make Bull carts and come to us.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Now how you going to do that, Bill? He knows you're on his trail. He'll hide out someplace till this all blows over.
Wild Bill Hickok
I don't think so. You help me get this Jasper to a doctor. And into jail. Then we'll go talk with Charlie down at the land. All I want you to do, Charlie, is to spread the news among the miners that those contracts with the Ajax Mining Company are not legal.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Doggone it, Bill, that's what I can't do. Now, I'm the land agent here. When the contract's legal, I can't say it ain't legal. Yeah. No. Well, anyway, I can't say it.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
But, Charlie, if we can just get the rumor spread around that you say the contracts are no good, then Bull Carson will come boiling in here to find out why.
Wild Bill Hickok
We'll be waiting for him when he comes in.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
It's a fine idea. You put Carson in jail and I'll bet you can make him sign a release for all them contracts. But till he does, I can't do nothing. Yeah. No, no. Well, anyway, I can't do it.
Wild Bill Hickok
Well, guess we'll have to track down Bull ourselves.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Jingle. Yeah. Doggone it, Charlie, you're a stubborn old go.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Well, I can't help it, Jingles. The law is the law, and there ain't nothing I can do about it.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yes.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
No.
Wild Bill Hickok
Come on, Jingles. Let's go run down the Ajax Mining Company.
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, all right.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Ajax. That's a fictitious firm name, ain't it, Bear?
Wild Bill Hickok
Sure it is.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
What do you mean by a fractic or what you said?
Wild Bill Hickok
He means? There isn't any such company, Jingles.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Oh, man, where's my law book?
Wild Bill Hickok
You know, it's just a name that Bo Carson is using.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Wait a minute. Let me see here. D, E, F, D. Yeah.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
No, no.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Now, cut. Let's see, now. Here, here, here. Here we are.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Here we are. Where?
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Fictitious firm names. Now, legal notice of intention to practice business under a fictitious name shall be given publicly. Is finishing event. No, that ain't. Yes. 60 days, whereas. And shall thereby become null and void. By golly, there ain't.
Bull Carson
What?
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Ain't what?
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Them contracts ain't legal.
Wild Bill Hickok
Then we can go ahead like we planned.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Sure. I'll spread the news right away. Them miners will be as happy as.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Cow poke on payday.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Yeah, I guess they will. Jingles.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Here comes Bull Carson, Bill, Just like you figured he would.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
He sure looks mad.
Wild Bill Hickok
We'll get in the back room, Jingles. Charlie, you talk to him till we're ready.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah. And finish your sentences. I won't be here to help you this time.
Wild Bill Hickok
Come on, get out of sight.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Me?
Kellogg's Announcer
Sure.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
Bull's really got fire in his eye.
Bull Carson
All right, Charlie, what's the Big idea. Spreading lies about the Ajax Mining.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
I didn't spread no lies, Bull. Ajax Mining is null and void and so is its contract. Yeah? Say so right here in the law book.
Bull Carson
I don't care what it says in the law book. I got too good a thing to have you messing it up for me.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
What do you aim to do about it?
Bull Carson
You might ask some of them miners what happens to folks across Bull Carson. Only some of them ain't living anymore.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
You threatening me?
Bull Carson
I sure am. You go ahead and record them claims and contracts and keep your mouth shut or I'll fill you full of lead just like I did them prospectors who wouldn't go along with me.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
That's what I wanted to hear you say.
Wild Bill Hickok
Me too. Get him up, Carson.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah. Wild Bill Hickok and me. Jingles. We heard every word you said, Bull. Bill, look out. Don't look now, Bull, but you ain't holding your six gun anymore.
Bull Carson
I'll kill you anyway.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
You won't kill anybody, Bull.
Wild Bill Hickok
Your killing days are over.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah, you ran into somebody you can't scare this time. You ever get out of prison? Just remember you outlaws who gotta watch out for two people here in the.
Charlie Lyon (Land Agent)
West, and that's Wild Bill Hickok. AND giggle no.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Yeah.
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Dr. Dennis Black
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Kellogg's Announcer
And now, here are the stars of Wild Bill Hickok, Guy Madison and Andy Devine.
Wild Bill Hickok
Say, Andy, why don't you tell our friends about our next adventure, Guy?
Jingles (Andy Devine)
We've got enough danger and trouble to last a lifetime. In Monday's story, rescue at Salvation Springs.
Wild Bill Hickok
So long, kids.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
See you Monday.
Kellogg's Announcer
Tell dad and mom about it. Wranglers October is restaurant month. Time to eat out, because a restaurant meal is a wonderful change. You'll like it and so will mom because it gives her a break from the hot stove and cooking. Now remind dad and mom to eat out several times during restaurant month. And for breakfast. Remember, at restaurants everywhere, you'll find those appetizing individual packages of Kellogg's cereal. All different kinds, just like you get in Kellogg's variety pack at home. Be sure to eat at a restaurant. Several times this month, Kellogg, the Greatest Name in Cereals, has brought you another exciting story of Wild Bill Hickok, starring Guy Madison and Andy Devine in person. Today's cast included Forest Lewis, Larry Dobkin and Earl Ross. Our story was written and directed by Paul Pierce, music by Dick Arant. This is a David Hire production transcribed in Hollywood. Now this is Charlie Lyon speaking for Kellogg's the Greatest Name in Serials, reminding you to listen again Monday, same time, same station, for another adventure, your own.
Jingles (Andy Devine)
Sam.
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Dr. Dennis Black
Greetings Naturopathy Dr. Dennis Black here, founder of Rough Greens and if only dogs could talk, I think a lot of them would say, hey, thanks for the love, but this food, it's not working for me. The truth is, they'd be right, because most dog food, wet or dry, is cooked at such high temperatures that every live nutrient in it is destroyed and what you're left with is dead food bulked up with fillers and sprayed with artificial flavors. That's not what dogs need. But when you add back in the live vitamins, omega oils and antioxidants are in rough Greens. Your dog would say something different. Like they'd say, wow, this is delicious. Or sluggish dogs might say, hey, let's go for a walk. Older dogs might say, I feel like a puppy again. It's not magic, it's biology. Don't just imagine it. See it in your dog. I'll send you a free Jumpstart trial bag for your dog. You just cover the shipping. Go to ruffgreens.com, use discount code talk. That's Ruff Greens Discount Code Talk. If your dog could only talk, they'd say, thank you.
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Host: Andrew Rhynes
Date: September 13, 2025
In this restored episode of Wild Bill Hickok, lawmen Wild Bill and his ever-colorful deputy Jingles ride into Bear Valley, where a gold strike has landed the town in a “land office business.” The marshal duo investigates suspicious dealings around the gold claims, centering on the shady Bull Carson and the so-called Ajax Mining Company. With a blend of humor, action, and classic Western justice, they unravel an extortion scheme threatening local prospectors.
Bull Carson brazenly confronts the lawmen at the land office and makes threats.
A fight erupts—Carson tries to seize the claim papers, leading to a classic Western brawl with Bill coming out on top.
Under cover of darkness, Bill and Jingles await Carson’s next move. The “hoot of an owl” turns out to be a signal for Carson’s gang to launch a sneak attack.
In the ensuing gunfight, Wild Bill and Jingles fight off the attackers—Red wounds one of Carson’s men, who is then taken prisoner.
The captured henchman spills the truth: Carson and his gang have been terrorizing miners, forcing them to sign phony contracts and claiming the profits.
Bill hatches a plan to publicly challenge the legality of the Ajax contracts to bait Carson.
Carson, furious over the rumor campaign, storms the land office to threaten Charlie. Bill and Jingles ambush him and catch Bull confessing to murder and intimidation.
Resolution: Bull Carson is arrested. The miners are freed from the fraudulent contracts, and peace is restored.
Jingles’ comic relief:
Classic Western Justice:
This episode delivers a tight, classic tale of justice on the frontier, blending suspense, humor, and moral clarity. The interplay between Wild Bill, Jingles, and the eccentric Charlie Lyon adds charm to the procedural drama, and the quick resolution is satisfying for fans of vintage Westerns.
For collectors or listeners new to Old Time Radio, “A Land Office Business” is a quintessential Hickok episode—complete with a gold rush backdrop, memorable villains, heroics under fire, and a hearty dose of Western camaraderie.