
Original Air Date: May 27, 1953Host: Andrew RhynesShow: Adventures of Wild Bill HickokPhone: (707) 98 OTRDW (6-8739) Stars:• Guy Madison (Hickok)• Andy Devine (Jingles) Special Guests:• GeGe Pearson• Jill Oppenheim• Jack Mather• Harry Bartell Producer:...
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Host
Hiya, folks. Hold on to your hats and pass those Kellogg Pepwheat flakes. Cause here comes Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok and his pal jingles. Which is me, Andy Devine. We got another Rootin Tootin Wild Bill Hickok adventure story for you from the Whole Wheat cereal. That's Melba toasted for richer flavor, extra crispness.
Narrator
Today, Kellogg's Pep Wheat Flakes, the world's only Melba toasted whole wheat cereal, brings you Wild Bill Hickok, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy Devine as his pal jingles. In just 30 seconds, you'll hear the exciting story. A little lady in distress.
Campaign Representative
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Teen Advocate
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Narrator
Well, looking sweet riding lightweight Monarch bikes. A thousand of them will be given away in Kellogg's Pep Bike Contest. And you, you can be one of the boys and girls who will win one of these new Monarch bikes. Bikes with features like lightweight saddle seats for smooth, comfortable riding. Three speed gear shifts for easy pedaling and extra speed. And in a few minutes, I'll tell you how you can win one of these Monarch bikes. The fact that anyone could turn to Wild Bill Hickok and his big deputy Jingles, expecting to find help, multiplied their adventures while Bill was away and Jingles was holding down the Santa Fe office. The day one of their toughest fights started shaping up from a very polite request from a little lady in distress.
Advertiser
Where did you.
Mary Beth
Please, mister, wake up. Please, mister, I want to talk to you. Oh, he doesn't hear me, Mr. Tips. I guess you'll just have to wake him up. Just give him a polite little push, Mr. Tips. It's the only way. Not that hard.
Host
Hey, hey, hey.
Mary Beth
That's enough, Mr. Tips. Good afternoon, sir.
Host
Good afternoon. What's good about it? Oh, excuse me.
Mary Beth
I'm very sorry to disturb you, but Mr. Tips and I have come a long way.
Host
You've come a long way from where, little lady?
Mary Beth
From the ranch. My name is Mary Beth. Mary liking Merry Christmas. And Beth like the caboose on Elizabeth, see?
Host
Caboose.
Mary Beth
That's cute. And I'd like for you to meet my friend, Mr. Tips.
Narrator
Well, all right.
Host
Bring him in.
Mary Beth
He's in. Say hello, Mr. Tips.
Host
Oh, howdy. Hey, what's that billy goat doing in this office? Now you looky here, young lady. Wild Bill Hickok wouldn't like that one little bit.
Advertiser
Oh, Mr.
Mary Beth
Tips is a perfect gentleman.
Host
No, he ain't. Now, the way he pushed me out of that chair was downright.
Mary Beth
He did it because I asked him to. I have to talk to you. But I don't know your name.
Host
Well, I'm called Jingle.
Mary Beth
You are? Yeah, but I don't hear you.
Host
I said I'm called Jingles. Is that better?
Mary Beth
I mean, I don't hear you, Jingle.
Host
Oh, well, I'll try and fix that for You. Later. What'd you come to the United States Marshal's office for?
Mary Beth
Because Mother always said an officer of the law was there to help children. So I came to see Wild Bill.
Host
Oh, I see. You got trouble, huh? Your dolly broke or something? Oh, I know you got lost. You want me to take you home, huh?
Mary Beth
No, I ran away.
Host
Now, hold on. You can't do that.
Mary Beth
But I did. I've been meaning to for a long time. Oh, now I've done it. And of course, I couldn't go bad.
Host
Oh, no, of course not. Why not?
Mary Beth
Oh, there's someone coming. Don't let them take me.
Host
Oh. Oh, that's. That's just Bill now. Holy jumping bullfrogs. That goat's still in here. Now, Bill. Bill, Bill. I didn't do it. Now, Mr. Tips is a very nice gentleman. Honesty. You do what?
Wild Bill Hickok
Jingles? And who's Mr. Tip?
Host
He just said howdy.
Wild Bill Hickok
Jingles, I've told you before, we can't have animals in the office. I know you like pets, but. Hey, wait a minute. Who's that hiding behind you?
Mary Beth
I wasn't exactly hiding, Mr. Hickok. Not exactly.
Host
Bill, this is Mary Beth. Mary, like in Merry Christmas. And Beth, like the caboose of Elizabeth. Aunt Bill, she ran away from home and she's scared to death of somebody.
Wild Bill Hickok
Scared? Who are you afraid of, honey?
Advertiser
Oh, there you are, you little snip. I thought those goat tracks led to this office.
Mary Beth
Protect me, Jingoes.
Host
Protect you? Sure, I will.
Advertiser
Oh, you stand aside, you big ox. Now, Mary Beth, you're coming straight home. Jode.
Campaign Representative
Jode.
Advertiser
You come in here and get your daughter.
Jode Thompson
Why, you found her.
Narrator
Mary Beth.
Jode Thompson
Honey, why'd you run away? I've been worried stiff.
Wild Bill Hickok
Well, Jode, so this is your little girl.
Host
What's going on here?
Mary Beth
Daddy, I don't want to go back. Can't we go away someplace?
Advertiser
Oh, stop that nonsense. Pick her up, Jody. Bring her along.
Host
I agree with you, Mr. Tips.
Advertiser
Exactly what's that? Are you trying to make a monkey out of me, you big ape?
Host
No, ma' am.
Wild Bill Hickok
Easy, Jingles. Jordy, you got some trouble. Maybe Jingles and I could help you out. Care to tell us about it?
Advertiser
Well, Bill, I reckon he's got nothing to say. We wasted enough time looking for Mary Beth. Come on, let's get back home.
Mary Beth
I don't want to go.
Jode Thompson
I'm sorry about all this, Bill. Come along, Mary Beth.
Advertiser
Jod, are you coming?
Jode Thompson
Yes, Cora. Bill, forget all about this.
Host
Well, that ain't likely.
Wild Bill Hickok
You act like you've got trouble, Jode.
Jode Thompson
Things ain't been the same since Polly died. But there ain't nothing you can do, Joe. I'm coming, Cora. Just forget all about it, Bill. It's best that way. Come on, Mary Beth.
Mary Beth
I don't want to go back with her.
Jode Thompson
Everything's gonna be all right, honey.
Host
Well, I'll be a muddle headed salamander. Bill, what do you make of all this?
Wild Bill Hickok
I don't know what to make of it yet, Jingles. But it's a cinch there's trouble at the Joad Thompson ranch.
Host
Yeah, Joad was sure scared of something. And so was little Mary Beth. Wonder what that woman Cora's got to do with it.
Wild Bill Hickok
Jingles. You know Joe Thompson's not one to scare either. Whatever's making him gun shy is something big. I figure we better ride out there and give him a hand.
Campaign Representative
Nearly 90% of kids who vape say flavors are why they do it.
Teen Advocate
A lot of the flavors I've heard are like people. Peach, mango, watermelon. It makes it seem like more childlike and innocent. Oh, if I try this once, it won't be that much of a problem. But then eventually it becomes a problem.
Campaign Representative
It's time to restrict the sale of flavored tobacco products in Oregon and protect our kids from nicotine addiction. Urge lawmakers to Pass Senate Bill 702A. Take action at flavorshookoregonkids.org paid for by the Campaign for Tobacco Free Kids Action Fund.
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Wild Bill Hickok
These swell looking, sweet riding, lightweight Monarch bikes have all the features most wanted on a bike. There's a three speed gear shift for easy pedaling and extra speed.
Narrator
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Wild Bill Hickok
The special dual action hand br that'll stop you on a dime no matter how fast you're moving.
Narrator
And the chip proof enamel finish that keeps Its beauty for years. And here's how easy it is for you to win one of these bikes. Scampi the clown on Kellogg's Super Circus show wants a name for his bike. Just send the name for Scampi's bike along with your own name and address. And one box top from Kellogg's Pep to Kellogg's bike contest box 7738, Chicago 77, Illinois. Entries will be judged on originality and aptness. Duplicate prizes in case of time.
Wild Bill Hickok
Ask mom to bring home a package of Kellogg's Pep Whole Wheat Flakes. Today they're melba toasted. Toasted clean through for extra crispness and richer flavor.
Narrator
That address again is Kellogg's bike contest box 7738, Chicago 77, Illinois. Or get an entry blank with full details from your grocer.
Wild Bill Hickok
But get your entries in today, now. Cause this contest ends June 15th.
Narrator
It was late in the afternoon when Wild Bill, Hickok and Jingles rode up to the Thompson ranch House, bent on learning why little Mary Beth had come to ask their help.
Wild Bill Hickok
Well, Jingles, now maybe we find out something.
Host
Yeah, Bill and I sure hope it ain't nothing serious.
Wild Bill Hickok
Hold it, bud. Hey, that sounds like a row inside the house.
Host
Sure does. Bill.
Mary Beth
Jingles, come quick.
Advertiser
Mary Beth, you come back here quick.
Mary Beth
Wild Bill. He's hitting my daddy.
Host
What? Bill, there's trouble in here.
Wild Bill Hickok
Come on, Bunner.
Advertiser
Oh, no, you don't. Marshal. Stop right there, both of you.
Host
No, she's got a gun.
Mary Beth
You get out of the way. You're not my aunt.
Wild Bill Hickok
I'd like for you to stand aside.
Advertiser
Well, I'm not a goner. This is a private matter and you have to have a warrant into this house.
Host
Now, she ain't the cantankerous one who's fighting in there.
Advertiser
It's none of your business.
Mary Beth
It's my daddy and a big mean man called Bar.
Advertiser
Come on in the house.
Mary Beth
I won't. I'm staying right here between Wild bill and jingle.
Wild Bill Hickok
Mr.
Mary Beth
Tips.
Advertiser
Mr.
Host
Tips.
Mary Beth
Make her let us in, Mr. Tips.
Advertiser
Get that goat out of here.
Wild Bill Hickok
Grabbing Jingles.
Host
Come here, you. Now, you just hold on a minute, Mr. Tibbs.
Wild Bill Hickok
I'll have to take that gun, ma' am.
Advertiser
Oh, no. I'll shoot.
Wild Bill Hickok
Now we'll see what this is all about.
Mary Beth
Bart.
Host
Bartle.
Bart Bayless
You keep out of this, Hickok.
Host
Bill, it's Jo's neighbor, Bart Bayless.
Wild Bill Hickok
Hold up, Bart.
Bart Bayless
What's this all about, you meddling maverick? I'll teach you to keep out of things that don't Concern.
Host
You're right ambitious, mister.
Bart Bayless
I can take care of you.
Host
All right.
Wild Bill Hickok
We'll see about that. Bayless.
Host
Atta boy. Atta boy, Bill. Now maybe you'll slow down and talk a little.
Mary Beth
Oh, Daddy, are you all right?
Jode Thompson
Yeah, honey.
Advertiser
Get out of here, Hiccup. Get out of here, do you hear me?
Bart Bayless
Ah, stop yelling, Cora. You hadn't let Mary Beth get away. Hickok wouldn't be here in the first place.
Advertiser
Don't you talk to me like that, Bart. Bayless.
Wild Bill Hickok
All right, hold it, you two. Joe, what's this all about?
Bart Bayless
You better watch what you say, Jode.
Host
Don't pay any attention to this coyote. Jode. You tell us what's on your mind.
Jode Thompson
It's nothing, Jingles. Just a personal misunderstanding. Wild Bill, I'd consider it a favor if you'd head back to town, forget all about it.
Host
Now, that's gonna be right hard to do.
Bart Bayless
You'd better listen to him, Hickok. You heard him. None of your business.
Mary Beth
I'll tell you, Wild Bill, Aunt Cora's sweet on Mr. Bayless and they're trying to get Daddy to give up part of.
Bart Bayless
Shut her up, Cora.
Advertiser
Oh, that's enough out of you, young lady. You're going to bed.
Jode Thompson
No, don't hurt her.
Bart Bayless
She ain't gonna get hurt. Not as long as you do what I say. I tell this meddling starpecker to get out of here.
Jode Thompson
Please go, Bill. Believe me, it's better that way.
Host
Well, we ain't gonna do it, Jode, are we, Bill?
Wild Bill Hickok
We got no choice, Jingles. If Joe doesn't want our help, we got no right to interfere. Come on, partner.
Bart Bayless
Oh, yeah. Get going. And if you know what's good for you and Joe Thompson, too, you'll ride around this ranch from now on like it was poisoned.
Host
Bill, I thought you said we was going back to town. But we ain't done nothing but double back to the Thompson place.
Wild Bill Hickok
Oh, bug shot. That's right, Jingles. It's dark now and they can't see us.
Host
Well, we can see the ranch house from here.
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah, and I mean to keep an eye on it.
Host
But what are we waiting for, Bill? You expecting something to happen?
Wild Bill Hickok
I just want to be around if it does jingle.
Host
Well, then, while we're waiting, will you please tell me what's going on in there? Have you figured it out yet?
Wild Bill Hickok
Well, it looks this way to me, partner.
Host
Now, just wait a minute. Oh, there, that's fine. Now, go ahead, Bill.
Wild Bill Hickok
All right. There's some connection between Cora and Bart Baylor.
Host
Yeah. You know, Mary Beth said she was sweet on him, but she looks downright sour to me.
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah, I agree. And Mary Beth also started to say that Bart and Cora were trying to make Joe give up part of his. Then they stopped it, remember?
Host
Yeah. Part of his. What?
Wild Bill Hickok
I want to know part of his land is my guess. But why let that wait? Bart and Cora have Jode scared.
Advertiser
Why?
Host
Well, he's afraid they might hurt little Mary Beth.
Wild Bill Hickok
That figures.
Host
Hey, you forgot something.
Wild Bill Hickok
What's that?
Host
Well, Mary Beth said something else to Cora. She said you're not my Auntie Jingles.
Wild Bill Hickok
That said it is.
Host
You mean. I thought of something.
Wild Bill Hickok
You sure did.
Host
Good.
Wild Bill Hickok
When Jode's wife died, it was Bart Bayless that found Jode's long lost sister, wasn't it?
Host
Yeah. Jode hadn't seen her since they was kids. She came to live with them right away. Bill, there's that goat, Mr. Tips, you'll give us away. Sure, if he comes over here.
Wild Bill Hickok
Quiet, Jingles.
Host
Scat, goat. Now, shoo. Go on. Go on away. Quick button in all the time.
Wild Bill Hickok
Quiet, Jingles, and leave him alone.
Host
Mr. T. Mr. T. Well, that's Mary Beth. Oh, shut up.
Mary Beth
Mr. T. You shouldn't run away. We've got to help Daddy. Oh, who are you?
Host
It's all right, honey. It's just Jingles and Wild Bill.
Mary Beth
Oh, you came back, Wild Bill. They've locked Daddy in the storm cellar and they've gone away.
Wild Bill Hickok
Is your daddy all right, Mary Beth?
Mary Beth
Yes, but he can't get out.
Host
You say Bart Bayless and Carl left?
Mary Beth
Yes. They rode over to Mr. Bayless Ranch to get some papers. They said if Daddy didn't sign him, they'd hurt him.
Wild Bill Hickok
Come on, Jingles. We'll get him out of that storm cellar right now.
Advertiser
You and your ideas, Bard. Bayless. Making me pose as Joe Thompson's long lost sister. Now look at the mess you got us into with Wild Bill Hickok.
Bart Bayless
Hickok ain't gonna do nothing. Joe just told him, didn't he?
Advertiser
Well, Bill's not one to give up that easy. Wouldn't be surprised if he was outside that window right now.
Bart Bayless
I wish he was. I'd blast his boots off him.
Advertiser
How do you think you're gonna get away with this?
Bart Bayless
I'll tell you. I'm taking this paper back and Joe's gonna sign it. And when he does, that ranch belongs to us and all the gold that's on it.
Advertiser
A lot of good that'll do us. What do you think Joe's going to do.
Bart Bayless
He's going to rest in peace. About six feet under, that's what. Now, don't worry. I got that all figured out.
Advertiser
Sounds crazy to me.
Bart Bayless
I don't care what it sounds like to you. You're going to do what I say, you hear?
Advertiser
What about the kid?
Bart Bayless
I got that figured out, too. We'll send her back to a real encore in Philadelphia. Yeah, I made sure to find out where she was before I started this scheme. I'm not so dumb.
Advertiser
I hope you know what you're doing. You know they can hang you for this.
Bart Bayless
Nobody's hanging nobody. Now stop your complaining. When Joad signs his paper and we get rid of him, we'll be on easy street for life. And if Hickok gets in my way, he'll be the deadest marshal west of Abilene.
Campaign Representative
Nearly 90% of kids who vape say flavors are why they do it.
Teen Advocate
A lot of the flavors that I've heard are like peach, mango, watermelon. It makes it seem like more childlike and innocent. Oh, if I try this once, it won't be that much of a problem. But then eventually it becomes a problem.
Campaign Representative
It's time to restrict the sale of flavored tobacco products in Oregon and protect our kids from nicotine addiction. Urge lawmakers to Pass Senate Bill 702A. Take action at flavorshookoregonkids.org paid for by the Campaign for Tobacco Free Kids Action Fund.
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Wild Bill Hickok
Come on, let's saddle up. Saddle up for some rip snorting breakfast, some rooting tootin snacks with Kellogg Sugar Pops. Now, I mean to tell you wranglers.
Advertiser
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Wild Bill Hickok
When you start enjoying Kellogg's Sugar Pops Regular like they're those big crisp, golden popsicorn perfectly pre sweetened with just the right amount of sugar. Sweet. You bet your Sunday go to meeting shoes. They are so sweet that whether you enjoy Kellogg's Sugar Pops as a cereal.
Advertiser
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Wild Bill Hickok
Any sugar because the sweetening's already on them. To make sure you get all The.
Bart Bayless
Sugar Pops you want.
Wild Bill Hickok
Better ask mom to bring home a package next time she shops. Tell her to look for the packages with the pictures of Guy and Andy right on the front. Kellogg's Sugar Pops, Sugar Pops they're sugar.
Advertiser
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Mary Beth
But cowboys know there's an extra treat.
Advertiser
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Narrator
While Bart and Cora headed back for the Thompson ranch, Wild Bill, Hickok and Jingles were trying to free Jode Thompson from the storm cellar.
Host
Bill, we can't unlock that thing without a key.
Wild Bill Hickok
Jode, are you all right in there? Who's that? Bill Hickok and Jingles.
Jode Thompson
Yeah, I'm all right. Have you found Mary Beth?
Mary Beth
I'm right here, Daddy. I brought Wild Bill and Jingles to get you out.
Jode Thompson
That's my girl. I can't help you, Bill. They got me all tied up.
Wild Bill Hickok
Are you near the door?
Jode Thompson
No, I'm back in the corner.
Host
That's good, Bill. He's out of the way.
Wild Bill Hickok
Then I can shoot this lock off. Stand back, will you, honey?
Mary Beth
All right, Wild Bill.
Campaign Representative
Please hurry.
Host
Got it, Bill.
Wild Bill Hickok
All right, Jingles, pull that hole back and let's get Jod out and on time.
Host
Yeah.
Mary Beth
Oh, Daddy.
Jode Thompson
It's all right, honey.
Wild Bill Hickok
Here, Jode. Got those ropes for you.
Host
Martin. Cora did this, Joan?
Jode Thompson
Yeah. Now all I want to do is to take Mary Beth and get out of here. Let him have a ranch.
Wild Bill Hickok
We can't do that. Jode, do you really think Cora is your sister?
Jode Thompson
No. I know she isn't. Now, she's been trying to get me to sell this ranch to Bart. And when you showed up, it forced her hand. Now they're trying to make me sign it over to him. I still don't know why.
Host
Yeah. Mary Beth said they'd gone to get some papers.
Wild Bill Hickok
We haven't got much time. Jode, will you take a chance to help us trap them? We're gonna know their reason.
Jode Thompson
I'll do anything if you'll see that Mary Beth's safe. That's what I've been afraid of all along.
Wild Bill Hickok
Don't worry. We'll protect her.
Jode Thompson
All right, then. You name it.
Wild Bill Hickok
I'm gonna leave you here tied up just like you were. We'll wait outside. And when we've heard enough to have proof against them, we'll close in.
Host
Yeah. And that's when I'm gonna have myself some real fun.
Mary Beth
While Bill. Mr. Tips. Hear something?
Wild Bill Hickok
Then we better hurry up. Here, tie Jod up again, Jingles, while I see about fixing that lock.
Host
Yeah, and we'll be all ready for Bart and Cora with a big surprise party. Now, come on, Mr. Tips. We got to put you and Mary Beth where you won't get hurt.
Bart Bayless
Oh, no.
Narrator
All right, Cora.
Bart Bayless
Gotta work fast. Half a night's gone.
Advertiser
What if he won't sign?
Bart Bayless
He'll sign. Just leave that to me.
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah.
Advertiser
Got the key to that lock? Be quiet so you don't wake up the kid.
Bart Bayless
Yeah, I can find it without a light.
Narrator
There now.
Bart Bayless
Seems to me that worked awful easy.
Advertiser
Worry about that now. Just get in there, close the door so we can get the lamp lid.
Bart Bayless
Yeah, you get the light. I'll untie Jode.
Jode Thompson
So you came back, Bark?
Bart Bayless
Yeah, we came back. And if you know what's good for you and Mary Beth, you'll do just what I say.
Advertiser
Here's the lamp part.
Bart Bayless
Okay, I got him untied. Now sit down to that table, Thompson, and sign this paper right there on the dotted line.
Jode Thompson
Don't I get to read what I'm signing?
Advertiser
No.
Bart Bayless
Sure, go ahead and read. It won't make no difference now.
Jode Thompson
Hey, this says I give you the whole ranch.
Bart Bayless
That's right. You won't need it.
Jode Thompson
What do you want?
Advertiser
Oh, quit stalling.
Bart Bayless
There's gold on this land. That's what we want with it. Your cock hadn't showed up, you'd have had a chance to get off with your skin. Now you won't go ahead and sign gold.
Jode Thompson
Why, you low down sneak. And that's why you brought this woman here to pose as my sister.
Bart Bayless
Oh, so you know she ain't, huh?
Jode Thompson
I've known that for a long time.
Bart Bayless
Well, now, that's just too bad for you. Come on. Stalin won't save your neck. Take that pen and sign.
Wild Bill Hickok
All right, Jordan, we've heard enough.
Host
Yeah, and wow. Bill ain't exactly alone.
Bart Bayless
All right. I'll kill you all.
Host
Billy's going to shoot Now. Now you'll be going to jail, both of you.
Bart Bayless
All knock out that lamp.
Mary Beth
Sure.
Wild Bill Hickok
Watch on shingles.
Host
Run for the horses, Car. No, you don't, Liz. I got her, Bill.
Advertiser
Let go me that big ox, you.
Host
Oh, no. Ain't no use struggling, man. Besides, it ain't ladylike.
Jode Thompson
Wow, Bill, Bart's getting away.
Host
I'm after him.
Wild Bill Hickok
Jingles. Come here, Buckshot. Bartinas.
Mary Beth
You can't run out of Me.
Wild Bill Hickok
Good boy, Buckshot. After him. Hi, Buck.
Host
Shot here.
Wild Bill Hickok
That's mighty white elm, Buckshot. Now we know right where he is. Get him, boy. You're at the end of your rope, Art Bayless. I'm taking you in.
Host
And if you think hick, I'll kill you first.
Wild Bill Hickok
All right, if that's the way you want it.
Host
You'll go in at the end of my rope.
Wild Bill Hickok
Those are buckshot.
Host
Let's pay out.
Wild Bill Hickok
Let me pay out this loop.
Host
Now hold back, Buckshot.
Wild Bill Hickok
Now, mister, we'll put you behind bars where you belong. Head back for that ranch house. Go on. It won't hurt you to walk that far. Move, I said.
Mary Beth
I hope Wild Bill caught him.
Host
Now, don't you worry, honey. Man don't live that can get away from Wild Bill Hickok.
Mary Beth
Mr. Tips, here's something. Listen.
Jode Thompson
Here they come. Jingles.
Host
Yeah, just like I said. Give you much trouble, Bill?
Wild Bill Hickok
Not much, partner. Gave up just like the coward he is.
Bart Bayless
You haven't heard the last of this, Hickok.
Host
We've not only heard the last of this, you varmint, we've heard the last of you and Coral.
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Bart Bayless
Ah, shut up, Bill.
Jode Thompson
Mary Beth and I sure have a lot to thank you for.
Wild Bill Hickok
Not at all, Jode. We all have to thank Mary Beth for leading us to these two.
Mary Beth
Oh, I think we should thank Mr. Tips.
Host
Hey, he don't want any thanks either, Bill. You know, come to think of it, I never asked Mary Beth why she calls him Mr. Tips. But I just figured it out. He goes around and tips everything over. In fact, he tipped me over the first time he saw me. And that ain't easy.
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And now here are the stars of Wild Bill Hickok, Guy Madison and Andy Devine.
Wild Bill Hickok
Thanks for joining us folks and we'll be with you again on Friday with another Wild Bill Hickok adventure story.
Host
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Podcast Summary: "A Little Lady in Distress | Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok"
Podcast Information:
In the captivating episode "A Little Lady in Distress" from the Old Time Radio Westerns podcast, host Andrew Rhynes immerses listeners in a meticulously restored classic Western drama. This episode transports audiences to the untamed frontier, featuring the legendary marshal Wild Bill Hickok, portrayed by Guy Madison, and his trusty sidekick, Jingles, voiced by Andy Devine. The narrative weaves a tale of courage, deceit, and redemption, all set against the vivid backdrop of the Wild West.
The episode begins with Mary Beth seeking help at the United States Marshal's office, introducing a tension-filled scenario where her father, Jode Thompson, is being coerced into signing over his ranch. Wild Bill Hickok and Jingles embark on a mission to uncover the truth behind Mary Beth's distress. Their investigation reveals a sinister plot by Bart Bayless and his accomplice, Cora, aiming to take control of the Thompson ranch and its hidden gold reserves. As the story unfolds, themes of bravery, family loyalty, and the fight against corruption are prominently highlighted.
[05:04] Mary Beth: "Please, mister, wake up. Please, mister, I want to talk to you."
Mary Beth's urgent plea sets the stage for the unfolding drama, highlighting the young girl's desperation.
[06:00] Jingles: "I said I'm called Jingles. Is that better?"
Jingles introduces himself, adding a touch of humor while maintaining the story's tension.
[07:36] Mary Beth: "Protect me, Jingles."
[14:03] Mary Beth: "Daddy, are you all right?"
These lines emphasize the stakes involved and the emotional turmoil of the characters.
[16:08] Wild Bill Hickok: "There's some connection between Cora and Bart Bayless."
[16:18] Wild Bill Hickok: "Cora and Bart have Jode scared. I figure we better ride out there and give him a hand."
Wild Bill uncovers the link between the antagonists and decides to take action to protect Jode Thompson.
[25:08] Jode Thompson: "Why, you low down sneak. And that's why you brought this woman here to pose as my sister."
[25:24] Wild Bill Hickok: "We've heard enough."
[25:27] Host (as Wild Bill): "We'll not only heard the last of this, you varmint, we've heard the last of you and Cora."
The showdown reaches its peak as Wild Bill confronts Bart Bayless, leading to the resolution of the conflict.
[27:23] Jode Thompson: "Mary Beth and I sure have a lot to thank you for."
[27:35] Host (as Wild Bill): "Hey, he don't want any thanks either, Bill."
[27:38] Mary Beth: "Oh, you came back, Wild Bill."
The episode concludes with gratitude and a reaffirmation of Wild Bill's role as a protector.
"A Little Lady in Distress" masterfully blends suspense and action with heartfelt moments, showcasing the timeless appeal of Western storytelling. The dynamic between Wild Bill and Jingles adds depth to the narrative, balancing tension with levity. The episode underscores the enduring themes of justice, bravery, and the importance of community support in overcoming adversity.
The digital restoration work by Andrew Rhynes enhances the listening experience, bringing clarity to every gunshot, dialogue, and atmospheric sound, effectively transporting listeners back to the golden age of radio Westerns. This episode not only honors the legacy of classic shows like Gunsmoke and The Lone Ranger but also reinvigorates them for a modern audience.
Notable Takeaways:
For listeners who haven't yet delved into the Old Time Radio Westerns podcast, "A Little Lady in Distress" offers a compelling blend of nostalgia and high-stakes adventure, making it a must-listen for enthusiasts of classic Western dramas.