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Andrew Rines (Host)
Welcome to the Old Time Radio Westerns. I'm your host, Andrew Rines and I'm excited to bring you another episode. This is one of over 80 episodes released monthly for your enjoyment. You can find more Western shows at our website by going to otrwesterns.com now let's get into this episode.
Narrator
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Wild Bill Hickok
Hey you folks, hold on your hats and gallop along with Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok and his pal Jingles. Which is me, Andy Devine. We've got another Rootin Tootin Wild Bill Hickok adventure story for you from that famous talking cereal, Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Snap, Crackle Pop.
Narrator/Announcer
Today, Kellogg's Rice Krispies, the world's only talking cereal, brings you Wild Bill Hickok, transcribed in Hollywood and starring Guy Madison as Wild Bill and Andy Devine as his pal jingles. In just 30 seconds you'll hear the exciting story Bad Medicine.
Jingles (Deputy)
You know why cowpokes Like Kellogg's Rice Krispies. So much, Charlie.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, because they're toasty brown puffs of goodness, I suppose. So light and good on the spoon. And they sound so cheery.
Jingles (Deputy)
That's right, fellers sure like to hear that wonderful sound snap, crackle and pop. When they pour the milk or cream over their Rice Krispies. It tells them, here's real good eating.
Narrator/Announcer
Kids, remind mom to get Kellogg's Rice Krispies. Ask her to get you the one and only world's Talking Cereal.
Jingles (Deputy)
Yes, sir. Rice Krispies can even out talk me. Enjoy Rice Krispies tomorrow, kids.
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Wild Bill Hickok and his big deputy Jingles ran into all sorts of fakers and swindler, their job of upholding a law in the early West. But never did they find a more dangerous enemy or come closer to disaster than the time they stopped to watch a traveling medicine show and came up with a real sample of bad medicine.
Wild Bill Hickok
Bill, I. I know most of these medicine shows are skin games, but, well, I still love to watch them.
Jingles (Deputy)
That's how they keep going. Jingle. A lot of people don't mind being swindled if they get a little fun for the money.
Wild Bill Hickok
Here comes the professor. I guess the show's about to start.
Narrator
Good evening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, one and all to another performance of this stupendous, scintillating, sensational, superb, soporific show of Shows. Dr. Willoughby's Follies of 1872. All right, now step up a little closer where you can all see.
Wild Bill Hickok
He sure knows a lot of words, don't he, Bill?
Jingles (Deputy)
He sure does jingles. He may not know how to use them, but. But he knows a lot of words.
Narrator
All right. Now, I'm not here tonight with this magnificent performance to sell you anything. I'm here with all the members of my great theatrical company to bring to you the best, the finest in entertainment.
Wild Bill Hickok
Deal. With that one little wagon, where does it keep all the members of his great theatrical company?
Jingles (Deputy)
I don't know. Pardon?
Wild Bill Hickok
Maybe they're hiding in the caliope, huh?
Narrator
Now, first of all, a few little tricks of magic taught to me on my last visit to darkest Africa by the great Mambu. Now, this gentleman down here. Could I have your watch, please, sir?
Jingles (Deputy)
What, sir?
Narrator
Well, I want to show you a
Narrator/Announcer
little trick with it.
Narrator
You'll get it right back. You'll get it in good condition. I don't know. Here's a man who doesn't believe in magic. All right, here's a watch. That's fine. Thank you very much. Now, everybody, watch closely. Everybody watch. Nothing in either hand. Nothing up my sleeve. All right, I say the magic word. Alakazam. Where'd it go?
Wild Bill Hickok
He's pretty good, Bill.
Jingles (Deputy)
Yeah. Let's see if he's as good bringing it back.
Narrator
Now, this little lady down in front. This little lady here has just handed me her pocketbook. All right, now, watch closely again. Now, once more, I say the magic word. Alakazam. And away it goes.
Jingles (Deputy)
Let's get up front.
Wild Bill Hickok
Come on, Jingles.
Jingles (Deputy)
Let us through, will you, please?
Narrator
Now, you all see this big box? All right, everybody watch when I open the door. There you are. Nothing inside. When do I get my watch back? Your watch disappeared, my friend. Remember? Now, I step inside the box like this. All right, now, keep away from the wagon a little bit, folks. We never know how this one's going to turn out. All right, now, I say the magic word. Now the wallet's gone.
Jingles (Deputy)
Hurry up, Jingle.
Narrator
Alakazam.
Wild Bill Hickok
He's inside the box.
Narrator
Get up on the wagon. After him. Get out there.
Wild Bill Hickok
Get out of the way. We gotta get that wagon. Get the horses and let's get after that crook. Now, hold it, everybody. Hold it yourself. He stole something from everybody here. We can't stop them, Bill. When they catch up with that wagon, there's no telling what they'll do.
Jingles (Deputy)
I know, Jingles. Come on, let's get our horses and
Wild Bill Hickok
get to that wagon first. Bill, that funny medicine shows about the raw swindle I've seen in a long time.
Jingles (Deputy)
It sure is, Jingles. I don't know how that crook manages to stay alive.
Wild Bill Hickok
What do you mean?
Jingles (Deputy)
Well, after the crowd is cleaned out of its valuables he makes his get away in that old wagon. You sure can't drive that fast enough to stay ahead of a posse on horseback.
Wild Bill Hickok
You're right there. We're on buckshot and Joker and we're just barely ahead of that mob. Maybe he gets out of town a little ways and makes the whole team and wagon disappear.
Jingles (Deputy)
That's a good Trick if he can do it.
Wild Bill Hickok
Bill, there's the wagon stopped by the side of the road.
Jingles (Deputy)
Yeah, get a gun out and cover that 20 magician when he gets out.
Wild Bill Hickok
Well, when we get him, we better say alakazam and make him disappear fast before that crowd catches up with him. They're awful. Oh man.
Narrator
All right, here we are.
Wild Bill Hickok
All right.
Jingles (Deputy)
Come out of that wagon with your hands up.
Wild Bill Hickok
You heard Bill. Come on out. No answer Bill.
Jingles (Deputy)
Let's have a look.
Wild Bill Hickok
Nobody in here.
Jingles (Deputy)
He lit out on foot I guess.
Wild Bill Hickok
Oh, there's the big box it disappeared into.
Jingles (Deputy)
Yeah, there's a door in the back of it too, see?
Wild Bill Hickok
Oh yeah. So that's how he does it.
Jingles (Deputy)
Lets look around, see which way he went.
Wild Bill Hickok
The team still hitched up, not even tied.
Jingles (Deputy)
I don't see any tracks leading anywhere. He must have jumped off somewhere along the road. Jingles.
Wild Bill Hickok
Maybe so, but let's worry about that later. Hey, hey, look what's coming down the road after us.
Jingles (Deputy)
Yeah, here comes that angry mob again.
Wild Bill Hickok
Still they're shooting at us. They think we're the crook.
Jingles (Deputy)
Find some cover jingles.
Wild Bill Hickok
There's not much to find. I sure wish I could say alakazam and have it work.
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Jingles (Deputy)
It's a cowboys happy talk.
Narrator/Announcer
Now if you want to talk, come on over here, Slim.
Jingles (Deputy)
Oh, I don't want to talk, Charlie. I just got a little something right here under my arm that'll do the talking. Yes, Siree, I got those talking Rice Krispies that go snap, crackle and pop
Narrator
right here under my arm.
Narrator/Announcer
Ah, that's fine. I'm a Rice Krispies eater myself.
Jingles (Deputy)
Yep, I guess about everybody's a Rice Krispies eater. You know, those light puffs of rice are one of the most delicious things that us cowboys ever get to eat.
Narrator/Announcer
I'm sure that's slim because rice Rice Krispies are toasted and specially puffed to be extra crispy and good. And then they have a very wonderful flavor. Rice Krispies are really something to eat teamed up light and crisp with peaches or sliced bananas. And when you pour on milk and cream, add some sugar, man.
Jingles (Deputy)
Yeah, man, they're good. And don't forget how they talk either. That's important to us Cowhams.
Narrator/Announcer
That's right. Kellogg's Rice Krispies go snap, crackle and pop when you pour on milk or cream. So you have pleasant talk along through your breakfast happy talk.
Jingles (Deputy)
I call it snap, crackle, pop.
Narrator/Announcer
I love to hear it.
Jingles (Deputy)
In fact, I guess I'll treat myself and go hear some now.
Narrator/Announcer
Good enough. And, kids, you treat yourself soon to Kellogg's light and crispy Rice Krispies that talk when you eat. Wild Bill Hickok and Jingles soon caught up with the wagon in which the medicine show man had escaped. They found no trace of the missing crook. But the angry crowd close on their heels started firing wildly at the two lawmen.
Wild Bill Hickok
Bill, kill us before they find out who we are.
Jingles (Deputy)
Step out in the trail with your hands up.
Wild Bill Hickok
Let them fill me full of land.
Jingles (Deputy)
You make one false move and they will shoot you.
Wild Bill Hickok
I guess you're right. Hey. Hey, don't shoot. It's me, Jingle.
Narrator
There they are, man. Surround him.
Wild Bill Hickok
Now. Hold it. Hold it. We're law officers.
Narrator
I don't believe it.
Wild Bill Hickok
This is Marshall Wild Bill Hickok. Wild Bill Hickok. And I'm his deputy, Jingle. You're gonna have to prove it. All right, we can prove it. But stop poking those guns in our faces.
Dr. Willoughby
Please, everyone, listen to me. Listen. Please, everyone. It's true. It's true.
Narrator
This is the famous Wild Bill Hickok.
Dr. Willoughby
I have seen him many times before.
Narrator
Who are you, stranger?
Dr. Willoughby
I am Dr. Willoughby, owner of the medicine shop.
Narrator
So you run that crooked show. Let's get him. Now get back there.
Wild Bill Hickok
Quiet down, you jughead. Now, let's hear what he has to say.
Jingles (Deputy)
You better talk fast, doc. Somebody from your show stole a lot of valuables from these folk.
Dr. Willoughby
Yes, I know. I. I know. And Marshall Hickok I hope that you, as an officer of the law, can get them all back.
Narrator
What did you have to do with this?
Narrator/Announcer
Nothing.
Dr. Willoughby
Nothing. I was robbed too.
Wild Bill Hickok
You was wrong.
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Yeah.
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah, I was.
Dr. Willoughby
That crook stole my team and wagon. Everything he stole from my show. I just rolled up with the rest of you to try and catch him.
Jingles (Deputy)
Who are you talking about, Doc?
Dr. Willoughby
The man who was doing the magic tricks. The one who made your valuables disappear. Slig Jensen is his name.
Wild Bill Hickok
That's right, Bill. Doc here wasn't doing those tricks.
Dr. Willoughby
No, no, I certainly was not. I was tied up behind a building while Slick Jensen stole from all of you and then took my wagon and team and a scrap escaped. He is no good. I should have fired him from the
Jingles (Deputy)
show a long time ago.
Dr. Willoughby
Please, Please, Marshall Hickok, will you help me to catch him?
Jingles (Deputy)
Why, sure, Doc. We'll try our best.
Dr. Willoughby
Oh, and what about the rest of you gentlemen? Will you please help me run down this thieving swindler?
Jingles (Deputy)
All right, hold it just a minute.
Narrator
Hold it.
Wild Bill Hickok
All right, all right. Quiet down a minute.
Jingles (Deputy)
I didn't see any tracks leading away from this wagon. That means that Jensen took off up one of the side trails between here and town. Why don't you men split up into small groups and search both sides of the road till you find his trail?
Narrator
We'll do it, Wild Bill. We'll find that troop. Now get around there.
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Wild Bill Hickok
Well, I hope they catch him, Doc, but at least you got your team and wagon back.
Jingles (Deputy)
Yeah.
Dr. Willoughby
Yeah, that is good, Jingles. But the reputation of Dr. Willoughby's famous medicine. Never before has anyone been cheated at one of our shows. I hope you catch this Slick Jensen and get everything back for those poor people.
Jingles (Deputy)
We're gonna get started on that job right now. Which way you heading, Doc?
Dr. Willoughby
I'll take my wagon and go on to another town.
Andrew Rines (Host)
Wild Bill.
Narrator/Announcer
Good luck to you both.
Dr. Willoughby
And thank you very much for your help.
Wild Bill Hickok
That's all right, Doc. I'm glad you helped us out by telling the people who we were. They didn't seem willing to believe us.
Dr. Willoughby
Oh, that's all right. Goodbye, now.
Narrator
Idiot.
Wild Bill Hickok
Well, he's a real nice little feller, ain't he, Bill?
Jingles (Deputy)
Yeah, almost too nice.
Wild Bill Hickok
What do you mean by that, Bill?
Jingles (Deputy)
I don't know yet. Steady, Buckshot.
Wild Bill Hickok
You're figuring out something, Bill. Now tell me what it is. Huff. Joker.
Jingles (Deputy)
It's only a hunch, Jingles. But Doc Willoughby is the first medicine show man I ever saw that seemed unhappy when people got cheated at his show.
Dr. Willoughby
Ah, there's A rider coming down the hill. That must be him.
Andrew Rines (Host)
Yeah.
Dr. Willoughby
Yeah, that's Slick, all right. He does a good job sometimes to. Maybe someday the mob will catch up with him. Hello, Slick.
Narrator
Tie your horse on the back.
Dr. Willoughby
Come on up here.
Narrator
Yeah, that's what I'm doing. Well, we fooled him again, didn't we? Yeah.
Dr. Willoughby
Yeah, we surely did. But it was very close this time.
Narrator
So what makes it more exciting that way? Well, how do we make out?
Dr. Willoughby
Pretty good. While you were making things disappear up on the wagon, I was quietly making money disappear from pockets and jewelry from ladies and gentlemen headbands.
Narrator
What a business we got, Doc. And what a performance you gave for that crowd. You even fooled the famous Wild Bill Hickok and that. That big deputy. Come on, get out there.
Jingles (Deputy)
So.
Dr. Willoughby
So you saw it, huh? Where were you hiding?
Narrator
In a big tree about 100ft away. Heard every word.
Dr. Willoughby
You take too many chances. Sleep.
Narrator
Once you went to work on them, Doc, nobody even looked around for me. And then that dumb hick sent him back down the trail looking for tracks.
Dr. Willoughby
Which way did the Hickock and Jingles go?
Narrator
I went back down the trail, too, after you left. Ain't that rich?
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah.
Dr. Willoughby
Yeah, that's good. But they worry me.
Narrator
Ah, you're always worried. After they was gone, I picked up your horse. He was hiding in the brush just like you trained him. Then I came on after you. Well, we ain't got a thing to worry about.
Dr. Willoughby
Now we have two things to worry about, laughing boy.
Narrator
What's that?
Dr. Willoughby
Wild Bill Hickok and Jingles.
Wild Bill Hickok
How far back down the trail we going before we start looking for tracks?
Jingles (Deputy)
Bill, this is far enough, Jingle. Get around there, Buckshot.
Wild Bill Hickok
Come on, Joker. Here's where we take to the prize.
Jingles (Deputy)
No, we don't Jingle or hightailing it right down the road after dogging his wagon.
Narrator
Get up there, Buckshot.
Wild Bill Hickok
Move out. Move out, Joker. But, Bill, what about Slick Jensen? He's a crook.
Jingles (Deputy)
He may not be the only crook. And he might have been watching us when we started off in the wrong direction.
Wild Bill Hickok
Oh, doggone it. I'm all mixed up. You know, that's the difference between you and me, Bill. You can start thinking and get away with it, but whenever I try to think, I get all Jim view.
Narrator
Well, everything's cleaned up, Doc. We're ready to roll into another town and pick the suckers all over again. Yeah.
Dr. Willoughby
Got a R of the wallets and the purses.
Narrator
Yeah, and I hit the jewelry in the box with the magic tricks.
Dr. Willoughby
How about the money?
Narrator
All counted and there's over a hundred
Narrator/Announcer
dollars a piece of.
Narrator
There's your share.
Narrator/Announcer
Good, good, good.
Jingles (Deputy)
This.
Dr. Willoughby
This business gets better all the time, huh?
Narrator
Take a look out the back, see
Dr. Willoughby
if anyone is behind us.
Narrator
Now there you go worrying again.
Dr. Willoughby
All right, but do as I say.
Narrator
Okay, I'll take a look. Hey, there is somebody behind us.
Dr. Willoughby
Who is it?
Narrator
A couple of riders. One of them a big sort of a. Hey, it's Hickok and that big moose of a deputy.
Dr. Willoughby
I knew it.
Narrator
I told you so.
Dr. Willoughby
They weren't fooled at all.
Narrator
Now what do we do?
Dr. Willoughby
Just what they always do. Go hide in the magic box while I tell them another story.
Narrator
What about that horse trailing behind the wagon? It won't work, Doc. We'll handle this my way.
Dr. Willoughby
Put down that rifle. You can't outshoot Wild Bill Hickok.
Narrator
Hickok will never get a chance to shoot. Neither will Jingles.
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Jingles (Deputy)
You know, Charlie, we cowpokes get a lot of our news by the way of the Moccasin Telegraph.
Narrator
Matter of fact.
Narrator/Announcer
Hey, now wait a minute there, Slim. What's this Moccasin Telegraph?
Jingles (Deputy)
Well, Charlie, when you get your news by word of mouth, that's what we call the Moccasin Telegraph. I was just a fixin to say that was how I first learned about Kellogg's Rice Krispies years ago.
Narrator/Announcer
Slim, I'll bet you're not the only person that's learned about Rice Krispies. By what you call a moccasin telegraph. Why, it just figures that when anybody finds out about how swell tasting Kellogg's Rice Krispies are, they're just bound to tell all their friends about them. Yes, sir. Folks just can't help talking about Kellogg's Rice Krispies. And you know, Kellogg's Rice Krispies do their share of talking, too. When they start swimming around in milk or cream they go snap, crackle, pop to tell you how crisp they are so for some happy talk at breakfast tomorrow, enjoy a big bowl of Kellogg's Rice Krispies Kellogg's Rice Krispies Kellogg's Rice
Jingles (Deputy)
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Narrator/Announcer
While Bill Hickok suspected that Dr. Willoughby was not running as honest a medicine show as he wished to have people believe, as Bill and Jingles took up the chase of the medicine show wagon, Slick Jensen, Willoughby's partner, fired two careful shots at the lawman.
Wild Bill Hickok
Those were close, Bill. You suppose the little doc can shoot that good?
Jingles (Deputy)
Maybe. Maybe that's our friend Slick Jensen.
Wild Bill Hickok
He's no friend of mine. I'm gonna let him have a couple of slugs around his ears to teach him to be careful with guns.
Jingles (Deputy)
Hold it up, Jingles. Let's get him stopped and find out what this is all about.
Wild Bill Hickok
All right. I'll quit shooting if they will.
Jingles (Deputy)
You take one side and I'll take the other. Watch out for him.
Wild Bill Hickok
I always watch out for anybody that tried to plug me with a Arrival. Get over there, joke man.
Jingles (Deputy)
Let's go.
Wild Bill Hickok
What? Whoever was doing the blasting decided it wasn't such a good idea, Bill. I guess so. All right, hold on on that team while.
Narrator
Bill, am I glad to see you.
Wild Bill Hickok
Ho, ho, there.
Narrator
Oh, thro.
Dr. Willoughby
Slick Jensen followed me. They chased me and shot at me. When I saw you behind me, I thought it was him again. That's why I fired those two shots.
Jingles (Deputy)
Save the fairy stories for somebody that believes them, Doc. We're coming up on that wagon.
Wild Bill Hickok
You're darn right we are. We want to ask some questions and we want some straight answers.
Dr. Willoughby
Of course, of course. Anything to help the famous Wild Bill Hickok.
Wild Bill Hickok
And Jingle.
Dr. Willoughby
And Jingles, of course.
Wild Bill Hickok
That's better.
Dr. Willoughby
Now, gentlemen.
Jingles (Deputy)
What?
Dr. Willoughby
What questions?
Jingles (Deputy)
Go ahead, partner.
Wild Bill Hickok
Sure, Doc. Where were you on the night? Oh, I mean, how come you knew all about. I mean, er. Oh, you ask him, Bill. There I go, trying to think again.
Jingles (Deputy)
Where'd you get that horse that's tied to the back of the wagon.
Dr. Willoughby
A horse tied to my wagon.
Wild Bill Hickok
Well, what do you know? Yeah, what do you know? Where'd you get him?
Dr. Willoughby
Had no, no, no idea he was there. Do you suppose that Slick Jensen had something to do with it?
Jingles (Deputy)
I wouldn't be surprised. How could you fire two rifle shots? It almost parted our hair. While you were driving this team at a full gallop?
Wild Bill Hickok
Yeah, that's a good question.
Dr. Willoughby
Well, gentlemen, I'm an excellent marksman. One of the acts in my medicine show is a sharpshooting performance. You know, I throw glass marbles up in the air.
Jingles (Deputy)
That's no good, Doc.
Wild Bill Hickok
What do you mean, Bill? Means he don't believe a word of it. Now I'll ask a question. Where's your partner, Slick Jensen?
Dr. Willoughby
All right, gentlemen, you ask what. Get him, Slick.
Wild Bill Hickok
Gun him down. Look out, Bill. Give me that gun, you little sidewinder. Let go of it. Oh.
Andrew Rines (Host)
Oh.
Wild Bill Hickok
Cut him out. Drop that gun. Now sit over there, Doc, and behave yourself. Did you get the other one, Bill?
Jingles (Deputy)
Yeah, he's spat. With a gun, though, you got to
Wild Bill Hickok
be faster than a scared shooting. Start out draw, Bill. Slick. Oh, yeah, looks that way.
Jingles (Deputy)
You like to tor shoulder off.
Wild Bill Hickok
You're just lucky. Aim for your shoulder or you wouldn't be talking about it. Where'd he come from, Bill?
Jingles (Deputy)
Out of that magic disappearing box with the two doors on it, Jingles.
Wild Bill Hickok
Oh, yeah? Hey, this whole wagon's full of magic stuff, Bill. Look at hats for rabbits to come out of, bouquets that fold up all sorts of stuff.
Jingles (Deputy)
Well, these two are gonna have to think up some new tricks if they want to keep out of a long jail term. Jingle.
Narrator
You haven't proved a thing, Hickok.
Dr. Willoughby
Just because you found Slick in the wagon doesn't prove that I'm guilty of anything.
Jingles (Deputy)
It's. Your point's in that direction, though.
Dr. Willoughby
That won't get you anywhere when I come to trial.
Narrator
You trying to run out on me, Doc?
Jingles (Deputy)
Shut up, you fool. Go ahead, keep talking, Slick.
Narrator
I ain't saying no more.
Wild Bill Hickok
Hey, Bill, looky here.
Jingles (Deputy)
What'd you find, Jingles?
Wild Bill Hickok
A whole box full of jewelry. Rings, necklaces, watches. What do you think of that?
Jingles (Deputy)
I think we got all the evidence we need. Tie these two up. Let's take them in.
Wild Bill Hickok
Jingle, it'll be a pleasure. But first I want to try out this magic box. Ladies and gentlemen, watch closely. I just step inside like this, say the magic word and close the door.
Jingles (Deputy)
Watch out, Jingles.
Wild Bill Hickok
Here I go. Alakazam. Bill, this isn't so. The other door doesn't open. Hey, Bill, get me out of here.
Dr. Willoughby
All right, bud.
Narrator/Announcer
All right.
Jingles (Deputy)
Take it easy now.
Wild Bill Hickok
I'm stuck. I can't breathe. It's dark in here. Bill. Bill, open the door.
Narrator/Announcer
Bill.
Wild Bill Hickok
For a minute, I thought I'd really disappeared. But I guess for a big fellow like me, it takes a bigger magic word than Alakazam.
Narrator/Announcer
And now here are the stars of Wild Bill Hickok, Guy Madison and Andy Devine.
Jingles (Deputy)
Andy and I'll be back again on Monday with another action packed Wild Bill Hickok series story for you.
Wild Bill Hickok
Right you are, Guy. And just wait and see the pack of trouble we get into chasing the shotgun swindler.
Jingles (Deputy)
So long, kids.
Wild Bill Hickok
See you Monday.
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Wild Bill Hickok
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Podcast: Old Time Radio Westerns
Host: Andrew Rhynes
Episode: "Bad Medicine" | Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok (Original Airdate: 01-08-54)
Summary Date: March 7, 2026
This episode of Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok brings listeners into a tale of deception, mystery, and classic Wild West law enforcement. Wild Bill Hickok and his loyal—and lovable—deputy, Jingles, stumble onto a traveling medicine show that turns out to be more than just a harmless bit of frontier entertainment. Instead, it’s the front for a clever swindle, and what starts as a simple magic act quickly spirals into a chase for justice—punctuated by clever dialogue, dramatic showdowns, and a few comic moments.
Jingles on the showman’s vocabulary:
“He sure knows a lot of words, don’t he, Bill? …He may not know how to use them, but he knows a lot of words.” [05:37]
Jingles’ comic exasperation:
“You can start thinking and get away with it, but whenever I try to think, I get all Jim view.” [19:04]
Willoughby’s duplicity revealed:
Dr. Willoughby: “While you were making things disappear up on the wagon, I was quietly making money disappear from pockets and jewelry from ladies and gentlemen headbands.” [17:18]
Jingles, after cracking the case:
“Well, these two are gonna have to think up some new tricks if they want to keep out of a long jail term.” [26:50]
Wild Bill, always the dependable lawman:
“I always watch out for anybody that tried to plug me...” [24:07]
The comedic finale with the magic box:
“Bill, this isn't so. The other door doesn't open. Hey, Bill, get me out of here.” [27:51]
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------| | 04:15 | Introduction to the Medicine Show setup | | 07:41 | Pursuit of the magician’s wagon begins | | 13:08 | Confrontation with the mob, Dr. Willoughby’s plea | | 16:43 | Willoughby and Slick Jensen’s true scheme revealed | | 19:04 | Wild Bill and Jingles double back to solve the mystery | | 23:43 | The shootout: lawmen vs. the swindlers | | 27:11 | Discovery of stolen goods inside the wagon | | 27:51 | Jingles’ comic mishap in the magic box |
“Bad Medicine” delivers exactly what fans of classic Western radio dramas love: likable heroes, a devious plot, lively supporting characters, and a dose of comic relief. The episode captures not only the spirit of frontier justice but also the unique charm of old-time radio storytelling—brightened all the more by the high-quality restoration of this podcast. Listeners are left grinning as Wild Bill and Jingles ride off from another adventure—ready for the next “rootin’ tootin’” escapade.