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Welcome to the Old Time Radio Westerns. I'm your host Andrew Rines and I'm excited to bring you another episode. This is one of over 80 episodes released monthly for your enjoyment. You can find more western shows at our website by going to otrwesterns.com now let's get into this episode.
Narrator
Breakfast of champions and Cheerios. The Oat cereal ready to eat Presents.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger.
Narrator
A fiery horse with a speed of
Lone Ranger
light, a cloud of dust and the haughty Hio Silver. A Lone Ranger.
Narrator/Storyteller
With his faithful Indian companion TTO the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains led the fight for law and order in the early western United States. Nowhere in the pages of history can one find a greater champion of justice. Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.
Narrator
From out of the past come a thundering hoop beat of the great horse Silver.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger.
Narrator
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And here's the Lone Ranger.
Tonto
A long time ago, a man fought an enormous animal bigger than an elephant. When I found the bones of that animal in the desert, I realized that size alone doesn't always win. That little man must have prepared himself to conquer the monster. He must have known even in those days that champions are made, not born.
Narrator
And that's still true today. Anyone hoping to become a champion needs
Tonto
lots of energy to sharpen his skills and to back those skills with power.
Narrator
Right.
Narrator/Storyteller
Lone Ranger Squad One of the big reasons champions choose Wheaties is for energy to help them get on their way. It's easy to see where that energy comes from when you know there's a whole kernel of wheat in every Wheaties place. Friends, keep in mind this advice from the Lone Ranger. Champions are made, not born. Get on your way with Wheaties.
Narrator
BREAKFAST of CHAMPIONS.
Narrator/Storyteller
Frank Norton, in the rear office of his combined cafe and gambling hall, looked out the window and watched the stagecoach stop in front of a bank across the street. Two guards, one of them carrying a bulky canvas bag, emerged from the coach and entered the bank. Norton turned to his lieutenant, Eddie Cassidy.
Narrator
Eddie, did you see that? Looks like a money ship window. Sure does, Frank. When the Kansas City stage brings in two men looking after one shipment, it means plenty of money. You have any ideas, Frank? Yeah, I think I have.
Tonto
I have an idea.
Narrator/Storyteller
I want to talk with Lee Madison. But Lee Madison, young teller at the bank, came to Norton's office that afternoon before the gambler summoned him. Madison was visibly disturbed and there was desperation in his voice as he closed the door behind him.
Narrator
No one saw me come in.
Tonto
Don't worry, no one did. Sit down, Lee.
Narrator/Storyteller
I hear you received a big money
Narrator
shipment at the bank today. Yeah, better. Haven't time to talk about that, Frank. The bank president, Mr. Eldridge, told me only a few minutes ago that he's having auditors in tomorrow. They arrived on the stage coach from Kansas City. That's right. I'm short my account. The money I lost here damnly hasn't been my own. At least not after the first few thousand dollars. I stole $8,000 from the bank. Which I didn't ask you to do
Narrator/Storyteller
and which doesn't concern me in the least. What does concern me is the fact
Narrator
that I hold IOUs for $11,000. What about you? I can't pay you, Frank. You know that. What I do want is for you to lend me $8,000 tonight. Are you crazy, Frankie? Much? It'll be only for a few days, until after the auditors go. I'll get it back to your bank.
Tonto
I'm not interested.
Narrator
Is he this gun, Lee? Why? Thinking a gun like that? No reason. Just nervous, perhaps.
Narrator/Storyteller
Lee, all this trouble you're in is
Narrator
of your own making, you know.
Narrator/Storyteller
Whatever happens to you, you're the one
Narrator
who caused it to happen. I don't know. Maybe you're right. But, Frank. Frank, I don't want to go to jail. You're not Going to jail? Oh, yes. You mean you're going to lend me the money? No. Killing me will be set in, huh? That way you don't have to go to jail.
Narrator/Storyteller
That way you can't implicate me in your crimes. True, I'll lose the money you owe me. But, Lively, you're more trouble than you're worth.
Narrator
Oh, Frank. Oh, don't kill me, please. Of course, you don't have to die. No more than you have to go to jail. What do you mean?
Narrator/Storyteller
You received a big money shipment at
Narrator
the bank this morning. How much a minute? Big up. How much? I'm not sure. About $25,000. Why, that's a nice sum, Lee. A perfect sum. If you were to make it possible for me to steal that money, I'd cancel that $11,000 you owe me. But the audit is still fine. It's yours.
Tonto
None of the bank's cash reserves, as
Narrator/Storyteller
well as the $25,000, were taken. You have other money in the bank's safe, haven't you?
Narrator
Yeah.
Tonto
So if there's a robbery, you're in the clear.
Narrator
No. Let me know of the shortage. Right.
Lone Ranger
Oh, that's. That's right.
Narrator
And what's more, Lee, I'll cut you
Tonto
in for a share of the loot.
Narrator
You're right. You want me to steal my money?
Tonto
No, not you.
Narrator
That might be too obvious. I'll have some friends of mine do that.
Narrator/Storyteller
And while they're robbing the bank, you
Narrator
will be able to set up an
Narrator/Storyteller
alibi for yourself and be in the clear.
Narrator
There's not a chance of your being involved if we do this thing right.
Narrator/Storyteller
Lee. Madison's desperate situation, Frank Norton's persuasiveness and Madison's innate weakness of character caused him to relent. He agreed to pave the way for the bank robbery. Later that night, the young bank clerk met the men whom Norton had selected to do the job. They were Eddie Cassidy and Jocko Hinsdale. They met secretly on the outskirts of town. And Eddie Cassidy? They led the conversation.
Narrator
Kids. We talked with Frank after you left his office tonight. He said you'd give us the entire bank set up so we could do this job easy. That's right. I'll tell you how to get in. I'll give you the safe combination. And when we get away, we'll go right out the mountain trail to the cabin near Wild Creek. You know where that is, don't you? Yeah. Frank took me dead one time, huh? Then it's easy.
Narrator/Storyteller
We give you your share of the
Narrator
loot out there, like Frank said, that's important to me. You have an alibi set up yet? Yeah. Sheriff Gibson's daughter joined the party at their house tonight. I'm invited and I'll be there. Gibson will be there himself. So what better alibi can I have than one given by the sheriff?
Tonto
Good boy.
Narrator
That's being real smart. Well, let's have the information, kid, and give it to a straight knee.
Narrator/Storyteller
It was shortly after midnight on the trail. Crooks, masks made their way into the bank by breaking open the rear door.
Narrator
Face over there in the corner. Jackal behind that counter.
Narrator/Storyteller
Next the office.
Narrator
Come on. Here we are. I like the candle. And left open this.
Narrator/Storyteller
Lee Madison went to the party given at Paris Gibson's home and remained there until after midnight. Sure that his alibi was established, he decided to leave when suddenly the door opened and the townsman, Roy Cannon, made an excited entrance.
Lone Ranger
There's a bank being up right now. It's the rough. Are you sure? Yeah. I saw a light inside and looked into the window. There's two armies kneeling by the.
Narrator
Where'll I get my gun?
Lone Ranger
Oh, it would have to happen when all my deputies are away. Lee, what's the matter with you?
Narrator
You look sick. But the bank will come along.
Lone Ranger
It's where you work. We'll need you.
Narrator/Storyteller
Sheriff Gibson hurried from his house, followed by Roy Shannon. Lee Madison, ashen, faced Lank behind. As the lawman neared the bank, he yelled over his shoulder to Shannon.
Lone Ranger
Well, we need help. I'll cover the rear door of the bank. You run to the power bell and call me around. Everybody out into the streets.
Narrator
Hurry as war.
Narrator/Storyteller
Shannon ran to the huge bell that hung at the end of the street. Sheriff Gibson sped to the rear door of the bank, figuring to make an unexpected entrance there. But at that moment, the door opened and two men emerged. One carried a canvas bag and the other held two guns.
Lone Ranger
The sheriff shouted, get your hands up.
Narrator
I got you.
Lone Ranger
Reach.
Narrator/Storyteller
Before he could shoot, Jocko Hinsdale's guns blazed a sharp gift and fell to the ground.
Narrator
The robbers ran past him and mounted their hoi.
Lone Ranger
Eddie, they're sounding the power alarm.
Narrator
That means the whole pad will be out.
Lone Ranger
Circle right back there through the woods. Let's go. Get up there.
Narrator/Storyteller
Lone Ranger and Toto, camping in the hills outside of town, were aroused by the sound of the great bell heard plainly in the still night.
Tonto
That's the alarm bell in town. Something's happened there. Let's go.
Narrator/Storyteller
A few minutes later, the masked mine and incident Indian ascribe their Great horses darted toward town. The moon was high in the sky. And the Lone Ranger looking down on the crossroads below, ranged his horse abruptly.
Tonto
Do you see down there?
Narrator
Came the subject. Two men ride fast and horses.
Tonto
Yes, the ring bandanas across the face of tunnel. I'm sure of it. They're riding away from town.
Narrator
Must be cooked.
Tonto
The only answer. That's why the alarm was ringing.
Narrator
Hu.
Tonto
Let's go. We're going after them.
Narrator
Here's our old tunnel.
Tonto
Easy, Silver.
Narrator/Storyteller
Evil boy.
Tonto
We lost time coming down to the underbrush, but we'll make it up.
Narrator
Moon plenty bright. We see fresh footprints and dirt.
Lone Ranger
Come on.
Narrator
We get near creek now. Maybe they might through water try to lose prey. Quiet. Listen. We hear horses. There. Tunnel. Perhaps those are their horses. We list them out here and make our way quietly to where that sound came from. Easy. Steady. Be.
Narrator/Storyteller
The curtain falls on the first act of our Lone Ranger adventure.
Narrator
Before the next exciting scenes, please permit
Narrator/Storyteller
us to pause for just a few moments.
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Lone Ranger
we the ones still showing up holding
Narrator
hands when times are tough show up for your community with be the people we connect community organizations with the millions of Americans ready to do their part Tap to learn more. Yes, sir. Get on your way get on your
Lone Ranger
way get on your way with wheelies
Narrator
you'll never get discouraged if you keep in mind champions are made, not born. Let's see how Tom fears pass catching end for the Los Angeles Rams. Got on his way at 12 Tom played football a lot and many a bump is what he got. But he kept trying, never quit. And here's what helped to keep him fit. He ate his Wheaties every bit the day Tom sparks those touchdown drives It's Wheaties still on which he thrives. Wheaties to fears. There's a past combination that's been clicking steady now for 19 years. Real energy in Wheaties. There's a whole kernel of wheat in every Wheaties place.
Lone Ranger
Okay, Tom, smack that path. Hey, hey. He's on his way, on his way. He's on his way, on his way. Get on your way with Sweetie CR yes sir. Get on your way.
Narrator/Storyteller
Get on your way.
Lone Ranger
Get on your way with Sweetie Breakfast of Champion.
Tonto
Now to continue.
Narrator/Storyteller
The Lone Ranger and Tato dismounted, led their horses into the deep brush, tied them to a sapling, then made their way through the thick underbrush heading toward Wild Creek.
Narrator
They saw a clearing ahead and were
Narrator/Storyteller
about to circle around it when they saw the outlines of a shack in the moon bathed night.
Narrator
A cabin daughter. Ah. See horses tied to tree near creek.
Tonto
I think those are the men we've been trailing.
Narrator
T. We'll crawl through the grass and of course the cabin from the rear. Here we are, T. There's a window right above us. Someone talking sign.
Narrator/Storyteller
Get your feet. Let us know what they say. Inside the cabin, the two bank robbers, Eddie Cassidy and Jocko Hinsdale counted the last of the bills that made up the loot from the robbery. A dimly lighted lantern revealed the money scattered on the table.
Narrator
Hey Jacko.
Tonto
But this is almost twice as much
Narrator
as Frank said we'd get. Yeah, there's $43,000. I wonder if Frank has any idea how much we were going to get. Well, if he did, he didn't mention it to me. Hey Jaco, you think we could hold out 18,000 for ourselves? Not say anything to the boss? Just give him 25. You forgot about the kid. But why wait for him? And why turn over any of this money to Frank Norton? Jaco, thanks. That's smart hombre. We know that. We double crossed him on this job. He track us down some way. I don't know how he do it, but he do it. Listen Eddie. Frank Norton can mark cars and fix the wheels in faro banks. But he can't put a mark on earth if we're in San Francisco or someplace like that. What do you say? It's a deal, Joppo. Good. Let's put the money back into this bag here and there. Push that pile of bills over, huh? That's it. Yeah. You ready to go now? Sure.
Narrator/Storyteller
Eddie, carrying the money filled bag, led the way to the door and opened it.
Tonto
But you hurry boys.
Narrator
Hey, wait. The map's man move back into the
Narrator/Storyteller
cabin recovered Jocko behind Eddie and shielded by his partner, threw his gun out of the way.
Lone Ranger
Eddie, let me. Oh, my arm. I was shot. Who did that?
Tonto
Nice shooting, Toto. I had a friend covering you from the window. Eddie, drop that bag and reach for the ceiling. That's it.
Lone Ranger
Come inside, Toto. Look at my arm. It's bleeding.
Narrator
T will banish it.
Tonto
You're not going to die.
Narrator
You and your pal were listening outside?
Tonto
Yes. Watching too. You were so busy with your loot, you didn't see us, did you?
Narrator
No.
Tonto
That's why we were able to cover you from both sides.
Narrator
You must have a. A six wounded man.
Tonto
Yes. TTO when you've done that ti wrist
Narrator/Storyteller
and ankles, I'll do the same to this fellow.
Narrator
Hey, what's the idea? You going to leave us here and take the money?
Tonto
No, we'll stay and wait for your other pal, the bank clerk, the one you call the K.
Narrator/Storyteller
Ranger. And TLE bombed the two crooks after Jocko's wound had been bandaged. Then the masked man sternly gave instructions
Narrator
to the two crooks.
Narrator/Storyteller
He ended by saying, and you'll do
Tonto
exactly as I say. We'll use our guns. You understand?
Narrator
Yeah, I hear you. If you want to take the kid, go ahead. He's the one that got us into this.
Lone Ranger
Yeah. Yeah, he's the one.
Narrator
We'll do what you say.
Tonto
All right. But judging from what I heard, Frank Norton's the one who got you into this. Sit down on these chairs in front of the table. All right. Now stay there. Do as I told you. We'll be crossed behind the table just in case you get ideas.
Lone Ranger
Don't worry about that.
Narrator
Oh, no.
Tonto
Put out that lamp, please. Oh, good. Now we'll wait.
Narrator/Storyteller
A short time later, they heard a horse stop outside. Then after an interval, the door to the shack opened and the figure stood there silhouetted in the moonlight.
Narrator
You hear? Yeah.
Tonto
Kid, come inside and close the door behind me.
Narrator
Sure. What's the matter with the lamp? Leave it out. Might be seen from the outside. Did anybody see your head up this way, Kid? No. No, I made sure of that. I rode behind the posse. Posse kept riding along the road down below. I waited till they came to a turn to trail and I fell back and made my way up here. They didn't get wise to me at all. Where's the money? Here, behind us on the table. What about the sheriff? Did he. Did he die? No, he just wounded.
Tonto
What about Frank?
Narrator
Where is he? He didn't ride with it. Posse. Last I saw him, he was Sitting in the rear of the cafe playing cards with three other fellas.
Tonto
Sure he would.
Narrator
But look, I want my share of the money.
Lone Ranger
Where is it? Safe.
Narrator
These fellas just keep sitting there. Quit on the light for at least a couple of minutes, huh? Oh, look at that.
Lone Ranger
Who, who, who is that?
Tonto
See the lamps on?
Narrator
Mas man and an Indian.
Lone Ranger
Eddie. Ja.
Narrator
That's no good, kid.
Lone Ranger
They have us tied up. How can I?
Narrator
I. You stay here.
Lone Ranger
Don't shoot that gun.
Tonto
And come back into the center of the room and start talking.
Lone Ranger
Talking everything.
Narrator
And you'd better talk fast.
Lone Ranger
He's a tough armory.
Narrator
Kid, you're just a pigeon.
Lone Ranger
You'd better talk.
Narrator
Besides, he's promised to take me to a doctor when we get back to town.
Lone Ranger
Back to town?
Tonto
Yes.
Narrator
What's your name?
Lone Ranger
Madison. Lee Madison. Keep away from me, please. I guess stand anymore. I can't. What do you want me to tell you?
Narrator
Everything.
Tonto
I'll ask questions as we ride along.
Narrator/Storyteller
When Lee Madison, his nerves completely shattered, finished his confession, the Lone Ranger and TLE placed him and the other two crooks on horses.
Tonto
Now we're riding to town. We'll ride behind you with guns ready all the way. When we get there, if the posse hasn't returned, we'll go to Norton's office. And if things go as I plan, I got the whole story. All right, go on, get out there.
Narrator
Come on, children. I'll come.
Narrator/Storyteller
A short time later, in his cafe, Frank Norton spread five cards in front of a pile of blue chips stacked
Narrator
in front of him.
Narrator/Storyteller
He looked mockingly at the three other players, the only men in the otherwise deserted building.
Tonto
Aces and trays, man.
Narrator
I can't seem to lose a hand tonight. The cards are running for you. What's the matter? What are you fellas looking at? Look behind you, Frank. A masked man with a gun. He came from your office. You don't know.
Tonto
Shoot you down. I'm sitting.
Narrator
What is this? A hold up.
Tonto
The card game you're playing?
Narrator
Sure, it's a hold up.
Tonto
It always has been.
Narrator
What?
Tonto
You've been cheating these men just as you've cheated everyone who ever gambled in your place.
Narrator
The wheels are fixed.
Tonto
A card to mark.
Narrator
That's a lie. I'm just lucky.
Tonto
Your luck's run out, Norton. You men who've been playing here, put out the card you've been using. Fade down on the table.
Narrator
Sure. Sure, I'll do that.
Tonto
Let me prove something to you men. Those cards are readers. They're marked on the back in a way that you can't notice that's alive. Don't believe it.
Narrator
Sit down.
Tonto
I've studied the ways of cook. I'll tell you what those cards are. Check me and see if I'm right. Starting at the left, the 10 of diamonds. Then the ace of clubs, the knight of hearts, the six of diamonds.
Lone Ranger
You're dirty curvy thief. Now wait, wait.
Tonto
I believe you're honest men. Lee Madison said you were when he saw you out here. Lee Madison?
Narrator
Where's he?
Tonto
In your office, Norton, with your two bank robbers. Boldly and Jocko they're ready to tell their partner conspiracy man Norton is the one behind that bank robbery tonight. The robbers are inside, including the one
Narrator/Storyteller
who shot Sheriff Gibson. Ranger had difficulty restraining the angry men as he told the story of Lee Madison and his part in the bank robbery. He ended.
Tonto
And the only thing to do is let the law decide the punishment of this man and his partner.
Narrator
We'll hold them all, stranger.
Lone Ranger
And we'll find a way to get back the money he took from us over the years. By cheating.
Tonto
So will Lee Madison, I think. But he'll pay the penalty for his thievery in this night's robbery.
Lone Ranger
Boy, look. It's the property. Here's Deputy White. Come on in. We have a man who's out the bank and all the money they stole. We have proof of abort.
Narrator/Storyteller
It was two hours later when lawman with Lee Madison tail had the confessions of all the crooks involved. Deputy Sheriff White said.
Narrator
And every crime but murder is on the list. And it's just luck that Sheriff Gibson's going to live. Oh, we'd have murder too. Addison, will you sign the confession? Yeah, I'll be glad to. And I'll take whatever punishment's coming.
Tonto
Well, what are we waiting for? You ready to take me to jail?
Narrator
Get it over with? I'll take you, Norton. And I'll place a guard around the plate to keep you from being lynched. But the honor of arresting you should go to the. Hey, where is the match? Man in the Indian just left. Tripped out without even saying a thing. The masked man did enough to clean up this town. And I happen to realize who he is. That's why we should all say thanks to the Lone Ranger.
Lone Ranger
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Narrator
Say, you want to try Cheerios, the delicious food with Go Power.
Narrator/Storyteller
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Narrator
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Lone Ranger
People will say he's feeling his Cheerios.
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The Lone Ranger A copyrighted feature of the Lone Ranger Incorporated is created by George W. Crandall, produced by Crandall Campbell Muir Incorporated, directed by Charles C. Livingston and edited by Fran Striker.
Narrator
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Episode: Bank Robbery | The Lone Ranger (01-25-54)
Host: Andrew Rhynes
Date: August 5, 2026
This episode of Old Time Radio Westerns presents a digitally restored airing of “Bank Robbery,” an original Lone Ranger radio drama from January 25, 1954. Listeners are treated to a classic tale of greed, treachery, and justice on the frontier, brought to life with crystal-clear sound. In this story, the Lone Ranger and his trusted companion Tonto pursue a gang of desperate outlaws responsible for robbing the town bank, while a weak-willed clerk faces the consequences of his actions. The episode explores themes of accountability, the lure of easy money, and the power of redemption.
“Champions are made, not born. Get on your way with Wheaties.” — Narrator ([03:55])
"All this trouble you're in is of your own making, you know." — Frank Norton ([06:24])
“Champions are made, not born.” — Tonto ([03:55])
“That’s being real smart. Well, let’s have the information, kid, and give it to us straight.” — Eddie Cassidy ([09:06])
“There’s a bank being robbed right now!” — Roy Cannon ([10:03])
“Let’s go! We’re going after them.” — The Lone Ranger ([11:56])
“We were listening outside ... you were so busy with your loot, you didn’t see us, did you?” — Tonto ([18:22])
“You’d better talk. Besides, he’s promised to take me to a doctor when we get back to town.” — Jocko, nervously, after capture ([21:11])
“The card game you’re playing? Sure, it’s a hold up. It always has been.” — The Lone Ranger ([22:35])
“Your luck’s run out, Norton.” — The Lone Ranger ([22:49])
“And the only thing to do is let the law decide the punishment of this man and his partner.” — The Lone Ranger ([23:50])
“The masked man did enough to clean up this town. And I happen to realize who he is. That’s why we should all say thanks to the Lone Ranger.” — Townsman ([24:47])
“Yeah, I’ll be glad to [sign the confession]. I’ll take whatever punishment’s coming.” — Lee Madison ([24:32])
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------|-------| | [03:55] | Tonto | “Champions are made, not born.” | | [04:45] | Frank Norton | “Eddie, did you see that? Looks like a money shipment.” | | [06:28] | Frank Norton | “Whatever happens to you, you’re the one who caused it to happen.” | | [11:56] | Lone Ranger | “Let’s go. We’re going after them.” | | [18:22] | Tonto | “We were listening outside … you were so busy with your loot, you didn’t see us, did you?” | | [22:35] | Lone Ranger | “The card game you’re playing? Sure, it’s a hold up. It always has been.” | | [22:49] | Lone Ranger | “Your luck’s run out, Norton.” | | [23:50] | Lone Ranger | “And the only thing to do is let the law decide the punishment of this man and his partner.” | | [24:32] | Lee Madison | “Yeah, I’ll be glad to [sign the confession]. I’ll take whatever punishment’s coming.” |
The episode is rich in frontier drama and tension, with taut exchanges between desperate criminals and the upright, resonant voice of the Lone Ranger. Honor, justice, and personal accountability are central, underscored by the vivid atmospheric sounds of restored radio—hoofbeats, creek doors, gunfire. The advertising breaks for Wheaties and Cheerios are nostalgia-laden, grounding listeners in the era.
The resolution is especially memorable: despite the pressure for frontier justice, the Lone Ranger ensures that even the most reprehensible villains are handed over to lawful authority—an idealistic message, delivered with signature stoic confidence.
This Lone Ranger episode is a sterling example of classic Western radio storytelling—a cunning plot, flawed characters given depth and dimension, thrilling action, and a resolute call for justice. Enhanced audio quality and authentic performances further immerse listeners in the drama, providing both vintage charm and timeless themes.