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What's so special about Princeton, New Jersey? Doc McCully. Oh. Oh, yes. I remember something about Cowls down there. I remember him talking about it when I was up in Boston in medical school. They didn't think much of it. Please do not mention that in the company of Mr. Braithwaite. Is that his name? Harvey T. Braithwaite. 71. No, I don't believe it. He can't be more than 30. No, no, the class of 1871. Oh. You know, he's a very interesting man. He's the only fellow I ever heard of who carried his college diploma around like the tail of a kite. I'd like to meet him. Well, all right, I'll bring him over. Oh, Mr. Bradley? Yes. Oh. Oh, yes. We've met, haven't we? We were companions in misfortune on the stage. I wonder, sir, if you would join me and my friend Doc for a drink. Doc? You mean a doctor? Yes, that's right. I suppose it's a Courtesy title. And he's a veterinarian. Or perhaps the undertaker. No, no, he's a real doctor. He has a diploma. You mean a university man here. He went to medical school in Boston. I know that. Boston? Well, I didn't expect it. Well, I'll be glad to join you. I got him, doc. Mr. Braithway, this is Dr. Mat. I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. Dr. Matson. Nice to meet you, Mr. Braid. Won't you sit down? I'm really surprised to find a university man in a place like this. Oh, well, I've been going downhill for years. I didn't mean. I didn't. Me. I understand. Matter of fact, I'm not really a university man. I just went through the medical school. Well, that's something. I don't suppose you'll believe me when I tell you that I haven't run across a fellow alumnus since passing through Nashville, Tennessee. Well, black and Princeton men are a bit scarce in this part of the country. Yes, Yes, I found that out. Can I pour you a drink, Mr. Bracelet? Yes, thank you. Well, gentlemen, to the Tiger. The Tiger? What tiger? Well, there's only one, you know, the Princeton Tiger. Oh. Oh, that tiger. Long may he roar. Well, I'll drink to that on the whiskey. I. I could roar myself. I hope you. You don't think I'm being curious, Mr. Braithwaite but I wonder what a man of your background is doing in the territory. Well, doctor, actually. Doctors. Oh. Well, it's. It's supposed to be something of a secret. Oh, well, never mind. Oh, I don't mind telling you. A fellow collegian, as it were. You'll understand when I tell you my father is Alfred A. Braithwaite. He is? Of course. That makes everything clear. Well, I suppose it does. Transparent, doesn't it? You see, Father has been looking for outlets. They're hard to find. Oh, yes, very. You see, Ashton's done so well with real estate. And of course, there's a. This Vanderbilt crowd. So Father considered taking up with cattle. You mean your father's a rancher? Oh, well, not that directly, no. It's a question of whether he'll take it over. You mean the entire cattle market? If it's big enough. You see, there's some Chicago interests involved. And, of course, Father would merely buy them out. Let me understand this, Mr. Braithway. Your father is in a position to buy out all the Chicago stockman not to mention the ranchers in his territory. Oh, no. Well, I didn't think so. He wouldn't limit Himself to this territory. He could hardly ignore Texas. Oh, good. He nobody ever has. And you see, before Father swings into operation, he wants a report. And you're acquainted with the cattle business? Well, not per se. We've had all the reports from the experts, you know. But Father wants the opinion of someone who. Well, you'll understand what I mean when I say noblesse oblige. No? Yes. Yes, I suppose. You see, all the experts are. Well, let's face it. They're rather self made men, you know, Father said to me, Mr. Braithwaite, in moments of great importance, he addresses me formally. Mr. Braithwaite, I want to report on the character of this business. I want to know what it looks like to an eye that's cut itself and speaks with the tongue of old Nassau. Father's a very forceful speaker. I'm overwhelmed. So I'm here to look about. Report back to New York within three months. You will keep this confidential, won't you, doctor? Believe me, Mr. Braithwaite, I wouldn't dare to breathe a word of it. Excellent. Oh, and now I must leave you gentlemen to settle into my digs at the hotel. We must all three get together and exchange pleasant memories of our days on the campus. I am anxious to hear your tales of Cambridge, Doctor. And yours, sir, of the University of Heidelberg. Goodbye. Goodbye, Mr. Br. He did not finish his drink. Pablo, did you tell him that you went to the University of Heidelberg? Oh, well, not exactly, Doc. No, no, I said I stayed a term at Heidelberg. I did. It was 30 days for vacancy. They have a charming 14th century jail. Do you believe him? Well, I would not believe him, Doc, but when I was in St. Louis, last I heard of Albert A. Braithwaite. He buys railroads like you and I buy eggs for breakfast. But it isn't reasonable. Good old man Braithwaite honestly based a decision like this on that. Would you doubt the words of a man who's on speaking terms with the tiger? Mr. Braithwaite wandered around the town of Frenchman's Ford for a few days and then hired a rig and drove out into the range with old shovel gear pieces for the guy. It was on his return that the great argument started at the Bull Run. Randy Stewart from the Barrel A was spending four months wages at the Bull Run. He had worked his way three weeks in when Harvey Braithwaite stepped up to the bar. I beg your pardon, Potman? You speaking to me, mister? Well, you are the Potman, aren't you? The lame is o'. Say. And just because I don't get to do as much riding as I used to. Ain't no cost to call me no name. But you are the publican. This is my place. Well, then I could do with a bit of brandy and a slash of soda. What do you want to go and put soda in good liquor first. Want it to rise like a loaf of bread. He don't mean bacon. Sodo shave, huh? He means that bottled mineral water you take when you're sick to your stomach. Well, why don't he say so? I ain't got none. H. Brandy and water then. As a matter of fact, I ain't got no brandy neither. Mister, you want your whiskey from the barrel or from the bottle? The bottle. I imagine you take my advice, stranger, and buy from the barrel. It's a nickel cheaper, a shot and a layout just as quick. Why, thank you. You're very kind. Shot nothing. Suppose we swap handles, stranger? I'm Randy Stewart from the barrel edge. Oh, Harvey Braithwaite. Princeton 71. Ain't never heard of that. Fred down in Texas somewhere. By the second month of Randy's pay and the third bottle of O' Shea's whiskey and Mr. Stewart and Braithwaite were all friends. Are you sure you don't know Skeet Stewart? I'll never forget the time he climbed the flag bowl in front of the proctor's house and nailed a corset cover to the brass ball. Hey, you know, Harvey, you're the kind of a buddy a fellow wants to ride night herd with. That's what you are. Uncanny resemblance to old skates. Are you sure you never went to Princeton? The argument started when the two reigns companions or college chums, depending on which side of the conversation you were listening to. To got to the point where they were telling each other things that only the best of friends should share. Well, I'll tell you the trouble with Frenchman Ford. Since you asked, I don't remember asking nothing. O I'll leave it to you. Did I ask anything? Sure you did. Yes, for another bottle. And I told you you had enough. You see, now the trouble is no sport. You can't have gentlemen without sports. What do you mean, no sports? Hey, you ain't never been to Silver Lining in Chisholm City or you wouldn't say that. Now, that's the sporty a place as you're likely to find. I mean teams, no sportsman. You take for instance, the game of baseball. Of what? Baseball. You know, with a bat and base. Runners. What's the idea of the game? Back the runners. You see, that's what I mean, you show me a place I can't provide. Gentlemen, a game of baseball and I'll show you a place that. Where was I? I'll show you a game of baseball. Couldn't. The room's much too small and there are too many tables in the way. I mean, this here town can get up a game just as good as any other place. Doubt it. You calling me a liar? No, just a prevaricated. That's better. I ain't met nobody call me no liar. All right, I'll bet you, Randy. Hey, you stay out of this. Oh, listen, Randy, don't bet him. I seen his role. He's got enough to choke him. You stay out of this, o'. Shea. When I part your head the way you part your hair. Right down the middle. Harvey, I'll bet you this here town can get up a game of. What's that thing called?