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Andrew Rines (Host)
Welcome to the Old Time Radio Westerns. I'm your host Andrew Rines. And let's get into this episode. This episode is going to be Gunsmoke. Original air date is March 3, 1957 and the title is Colleen so Green.
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Matt Dillon
Gun smoke. Around Dodge City and in the territory on west, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with a U.S. marshal. And the smell of gun Smoke. Gun Smoke Starring William Conrad. The story of the violence that moved west with young America and the story of a man who moved with it. I'm that man, Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. The first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancy job and it makes a man watchful and a little lone.
Chester Wesley Proud
Mr. Dillon, you want another cup of coffee?
Matt Dillon
No, I don't think so.
Chester Wesley Proud
Well, I'll just pour another little swallow for me in with you. Mr. Dillon. Come here and look out this winder.
Matt Dillon
What?
Chester Wesley Proud
For gracious sakes, come here.
Miles McTagg
Come here, come here.
Matt Dillon
What are you talking about?
Miles McTagg
Oh, my goodness.
Colleen Tawney
Look at that. Come here.
Matt Dillon
Chester, what's the matter with you?
Chester Wesley Proud
She's coming here, Mr. Dillon.
Matt Dillon
Who's coming here?
Chester Wesley Proud
I don't know, but she is the prettiest girl I ever seen in all my life. Why, she just can't be real. She is the one prettiest girl I ever.
Colleen Tawney
Good morning, gentlemen.
Matt Dillon
Good morning, ma'.
Miles McTagg
Am.
Matt Dillon
Won't you come in?
Colleen Tawney
Thank you, sir. Would one of you gentlemen be the United States Marshal here?
Matt Dillon
Yes, ma'. Am. I am Matt Dillon. Is there anything I can do for you?
Colleen Tawney
Well, my name is Colleen Tawney. Marshall Dillon. And I've got the most terrible, awful trouble you ever heard of.
Matt Dillon
Oh. Well, would you like to sit down and tell me about it?
Colleen Tawney
Well, that's mighty kind of you, Marshall.
Chester Wesley Proud
Here, take this chair, Ms. Colleen. Let me dust it off. A little damp for you.
Colleen Tawney
Oh, I'm right obliged to you, Mr. Chester.
Chester Wesley Proud
Chester Wesley Proud. How do you do, ma'?
Colleen Tawney
Am? I'm proud to make your acquaintance, Mr. Chester.
Chester Wesley Proud
There you are.
Colleen Tawney
Thank you, Ma. I just love people. They're always so nice to you. Accept it.
Matt Dillon
You mention some kind of trouble?
Colleen Tawney
I'm an orphan, Marshall Dylan. All alone in this world. Oh, I was brought up by a dear old aunt, mostly in the south, but then she took me to San Francisco. And last month, she. She passed away.
Matt Dillon
Oh, that's too bad, Ms. Tony.
Colleen Tawney
Colleen. Just about everybody calls me Colleen. It's kind of Irish, I reckon. Though I'm more Southern than most anything else you are. I came from San Francisco on the stagecoach, and I had just enough money to get me to my kinfolks down south, if I got any kinfolks anymore. And I could just kill whoever done it. Marshall Dillon.
Matt Dillon
Whoever did what, ma'?
Colleen Tawney
Am? What? Took all my money. I put my pocketbook on that baggage truck just for a minute. Over at the depot, it was. People are always so nice to you.
Matt Dillon
You just don't think somebody robbed you, is that it?
Colleen Tawney
Every living cent I had in this world. Well, I'm a pauper, Marshall Dylan. I'm destitute.
Chester Wesley Proud
Oh. Well, can I fetch you a dip of water or something, Miss Colleen?
Colleen Tawney
I'm all alone without nobody to turn to, no even a roof over my head or anything to eat or.
Matt Dillon
Or anything well, now, it's not as bad as all that, ma'. Am.
Colleen Tawney
It's not, really.
Matt Dillon
Well, I think we can fix you up with a room over at the Dodge House for a few days.
Colleen Tawney
You could?
Matt Dillon
By that time, something may turn up. Maybe we can get your money back.
Colleen Tawney
Really?
Chester Wesley Proud
Would you like a dip of water, Ms. Colleen?
Colleen Tawney
I knew the minute I walk in that door you'd help me.
Chester Wesley Proud
Ms. Colleen, would you like to go for water?
Colleen Tawney
I just knew if I told you my troubles. Marshall Dillon, you. You just make everything all right again.
Matt Dillon
You don't have to worry about a thing. I'll arrange with Mr. Dobie over the Dodge House.
Miles McTagg
Well, good morning.
Colleen Tawney
All right?
Chester Wesley Proud
Oh, yes. It was a mighty fine morning. Oh, well, I didn't know you had company, miss.
Matt Dillon
This is Dr. Adams. Ms. Colleen Tawney.
Chester Wesley Proud
Well, I'm pleased to meet you, miss.
Colleen Tawney
Are you a real doctor? A physician?
Chester Wesley Proud
Oh, yes, indeed, young lady.
Colleen Tawney
My goodness.
Chester Wesley Proud
Welcome to Dodge City. And if you want me for anything, my office is just upstairs. Doc, you know, medical examination, diagnosis, treatment, services, medicine, drugs, anything. You and I won't charge you a cent. Person has to look after his health, you know.
Matt Dillon
Chester, would you take Ms. Tony over to the Dodge House?
Chester Wesley Proud
I'd be glad to, Mr. John. This way, ma'.
Colleen Tawney
Am. Oh, you're all just so nice. I think people are just wonderful.
Matt Dillon
I'll be in touch with you, ma'.
Colleen Tawney
Am. I sure do hope to. Bye.
Matt Dillon
Goodbye. Well, Doc, there goes trouble.
Miles McTagg
Trouble?
Chester Wesley Proud
A girl who looks like that? Why, Matt, she's like a. Like a dream in spring. She's as wide eyed and helpless as a newborn baby.
Matt Dillon
Yeah, Doc, that's exactly what I.
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Chester Wesley Proud
It.
Miles McTagg
Where? Good afternoon, Matthew.
Matt Dillon
How are you, Miles?
Miles McTagg
Something I can do for you, is there? Oh, no.
Matt Dillon
I was just passing by and I saw Chester back there. Looks like he's stocking up for a trip or something.
Miles McTagg
I haven't seen any of his money yet.
Matt Dillon
Well, you're not likely to. Chester isn't exactly the biggest spender in the world.
Miles McTagg
I've often suspected that, Matthew.
Matt Dillon
Hello, Chester.
Miles McTagg
Well, hello there, Mr. Dillon.
Chester Wesley Proud
What in the world are you doing here?
Matt Dillon
No, I just came in to satisfy my curiosity.
Chester Wesley Proud
Curiosity?
Miles McTagg
About what?
Matt Dillon
You. You going on a buffalo hunt or something?
Chester Wesley Proud
No, sir. I was just thinking of buying a few groceries. If I can find anything here that's fit to eat. Fit to eat? Oh, well, now, Mr. McTagg, I didn't mean nothing.
Miles McTagg
By the way, I beg to tell you that you're in the establishment of Miles Mct, a name that stands for principal, integrity, morality.
Chester Wesley Proud
And I didn't mean for you to get started.
Miles McTagg
I'm a man who believes in honest toy over an honest profit and no shilly shallying around. A man who gives honest value on every item in the store. And whoever started that rumor about weevils in my flour barrel is an outright liar.
Chester Wesley Proud
Sure, Mr. McTagg, sure.
Miles McTagg
Anybody can get weevils in hot weather.
Chester Wesley Proud
Of course they can.
Miles McTagg
Yeah. Well, now, are you really planning to buy anything, Chester?
Chester Wesley Proud
Well, sure I am.
Miles McTagg
What?
Chester Wesley Proud
Well, whatever somebody could use if they're
Miles McTagg
not set up to cook, if they're
Chester Wesley Proud
just living in one room.
Miles McTagg
Well, a few pounds of beans and some cracklings ought to do it.
Chester Wesley Proud
Sure, for a mule skinner, I need something better.
Matt Dillon
Now, what's the matter with all this stuff you already got picked out?
Chester Wesley Proud
Well, now, sir, that's kind of what I had in mind. Beans and cracklings ain't fit for a lady.
Matt Dillon
Lady. Ah, so that's it. Now I know what you're up to.
Miles McTagg
Colleen. Tony, is it? Well, I haven't seen that girl yet, but she certainly must be something. She's got everybody turning handsprings.
Matt Dillon
Yeah, she sure has, Ma.
Chester Wesley Proud
Well, now, she's just a kid. Somebody's gotta look after her, that's all.
Miles McTagg
Somebody's already looking after her. I sent over a load of food a couple of hours ago. You did?
Colleen Tawney
Aye.
Miles McTagg
Bull Riga bought it.
Matt Dillon
Bull Riga? He's old enough to be her father.
Miles McTagg
He didn't act very fatherly. All dressed up as if he was going to a preaching. Well, now, I hear that he's quite the devil with the women. Chester you're going to have to get up and hump some if you're going to run rivals with him.
Matt Dillon
Never mind, Chester. Look, before you pay for this stuff.
Andrew Rines (Host)
Stuff?
Matt Dillon
I think I'll go over and have a little talk with Miss Tawny.
Colleen Tawney
Oh my goodness. Oh, I'm just sure you must be mistaken, Marshall. Dylan. Why, he seems to be about the nicest man a girl had ever wanted. Me?
Matt Dillon
Look, Miss Tawny, you're young and I've known Bull Rigger for a long time. He's a rough, tough, hard living old devil. And he's just no kind of a man a young girl ought to associate with, that's all.
Colleen Tawney
My dear aunt always said, rest her soul, that innocence is its own defense.
Matt Dillon
Yeah, but your aunt never met Bull Rieger.
Colleen Tawney
Now, Marshall Dillon, Mr. Rieger is just being kind and helpful just like you are.
Matt Dillon
Yeah, sure.
Colleen Tawney
Everybody's been so nice and thoughtful. Mr. Chester's already been by three times today. Doc was here.
Matt Dillon
That old goat here too.
Colleen Tawney
He took my temperature and my pulse and said I was just fine as far as he could tell. Yeah, well, look, Riza just insisted on helping me. He said he had a little old empty house up the street.
Matt Dillon
Ah, yeah, that would be the old Sackler place.
Colleen Tawney
Well, he said I could just live in it for nothing as long as I pleased. And of course I told him I wouldn't think of such a thing.
Miles McTagg
Well, good.
Colleen Tawney
And then he said he'd give me the house.
Matt Dillon
Give it to you?
Miles McTagg
That's exactly what I've done.
Matt Dillon
Don't you know how to knock, Rigger?
Miles McTagg
Not when the door's open, Marshall. Well, I went and done it, little lady.
Matt Dillon
Got it drawed up all proper and legal over at the bank. There's the deed. Ah, Mr. Riga, house is yours, lock, stock and barrel. No strings on it.
Miles McTagg
You can move in right now if you're mind to.
Colleen Tawney
Isn't it wonderful, Marshall Dillon?
Matt Dillon
Yeah, yeah, it's great.
Colleen Tawney
Well, I'm just going to sit right down and read this little old paper right through Rigor.
Matt Dillon
Would you come out into the hall for a minute? I'd like to talk to you. I know what you're going to say, Marshall. That girl's just a kid. Rigor. I'm aiming to marry that little lady if she'll have me. You're what? Oh, I know, Marshall. I've been kind of cussed all my life. But you're seeing a changed man standing here. I better be rigor or I'll change you myself. And don't you forget it. Another visit with Joe and Daphne Forsyth.
Colleen Tawney
Johannie, huh? Joe, darling, put down the paper. I've got something important to ask you.
Chester Wesley Proud
Okay, Joe. All right. All right what?
Colleen Tawney
How many savings bonds do we have?
Miles McTagg
What kind of a question is that? A good one. How many?
Matt Dillon
I'm not sure.
Miles McTagg
I'd have to count and I'm reading the paper. What do you want to know for?
Colleen Tawney
Have we got enough to make things comfortable for us?
Matt Dillon
Very comfortable.
Miles McTagg
That's why I buy on the payroll.
Matt Dillon
Savings plan upon the month will give us quite a nest egg for the future.
Colleen Tawney
Enough for a college education eventually.
Miles McTagg
But who's going to college?
Colleen Tawney
Our children, silly.
Miles McTagg
We don't have any yet.
Matt Dillon
Oh, what do you mean oh?
Colleen Tawney
Better buy some more bonds, honey. Daphne, you mean we've got a new investment?
Miles McTagg
How about.
Matt Dillon
Matt?
Chester Wesley Proud
You men are all alike. Every last one of you.
Matt Dillon
Is that something you just learned recently, Kitty?
Chester Wesley Proud
No, but I sure been reminded of it the last three days. Watching them all play around that little Colleen Tawny.
Matt Dillon
Don't count me in on that, Kitty. I'm only helping her. She's just a kid.
Chester Wesley Proud
Well, she's done pretty well for just a kid. Flat broke three days ago. Now she's got a house of her own, enough food to last her a month. Chester runs over there three and four times a day with something else for her to eat. Doc stops by morning and night to check on her health.
Matt Dillon
I feel sorry for her, Kitty. She's an orphan.
Chester Wesley Proud
It's not what we do. Drowned her parents. Not kidding, Matt. I know these helpless old southern belles. Especially the big green eyed kind. Sam will never hire one here in the Long Branch and I go right along with him.
Miles McTagg
But why?
Chester Wesley Proud
Because all she has to do is bat those long eyelashes and metal start killing one another over Kitty.
Matt Dillon
I've already told you, no matter what I think, it's my job to protect her.
Chester Wesley Proud
Protect her? Look Matt, do you think they put bars on a tiger's cage to protect the tiger? Oh, kidding. All right man, shut up. But I just hope you're all still on your feet when the smoke finally clears. Well, getting late, Matt.
Matt Dillon
Yeah, that's right, Doc.
Miles McTagg
Yes, I better be running along.
Matt Dillon
Won't do you any good though, Doc. Bull Rieger's calling on her. He's been over there all evening.
Chester Wesley Proud
He has?
Matt Dillon
Uh huh. Chester's hanging around outside in case she needs help, as he puts it.
Chester Wesley Proud
I kind of find that she's more than likely will too. With that ruffian in the house.
Matt Dillon
She ought to have a cultured man I guess. Nice and refined. You happen to know anybody like that, doc? Well, yes, Mr. Do.
Chester Wesley Proud
I've been kind of thinking, son, the last few days.
Matt Dillon
Forget it. You're old enough to be her grandfather.
Chester Wesley Proud
In Europe, they don't look at it like that. They're civilized.
Matt Dillon
Yeah, but this happens to be Dodge City, Doc.
Chester Wesley Proud
Oh, well, at least a man can dream.
Matt Dillon
Yeah, I guess so.
Chester Wesley Proud
I'm just talking, man. I just like sitting and looking at him.
Matt Dillon
You and Chester both let Bull re. I do believe he's real serious now. He sure acts like it.
Miles McTagg
All right, Marshall, where is she? What have you done with her?
Matt Dillon
What's the trouble? Rigor.
Miles McTagg
She's gone, that's the trouble. Yeah, bag and baggage. And you had something to do.
Matt Dillon
Oh, now wait a minute.
Chester Wesley Proud
She is gone, Mr. Dillon, and she's
Miles McTagg
took all her belongings.
Chester Wesley Proud
I went in the house and looked. Oh, she must have snuck out the back way.
Miles McTagg
I. I was right out there in front the whole time.
Matt Dillon
Were you out in front, too?
Miles McTagg
We were sitting and talking and I was teaching her draw poker and I. Well, I reckon I must have dozed
Matt Dillon
off for a minute.
Chester Wesley Proud
Drunk, more than likely.
Miles McTagg
Never you mind, Doc. I got the stomach for a fair amount of liquor, but she just kept
Chester Wesley Proud
filling up my glass.
Matt Dillon
So you taught her draw poker, huh? How much did you lose? Rigor?
Miles McTagg
About a hundred dollars, as far as I could tell.
Matt Dillon
But how'd you know I lost? That's pretty easy. You mean you reckon she was cheating? Marshall, you were there, but I wasn't paying no attention.
Miles McTagg
I figured it was just a joke, sort of. I kept plaguing her to marry me and she was.
Matt Dillon
She was wearing a real pretty lacy thing.
Miles McTagg
And you paid too much for it. Riga.
Matt Dillon
Oh, come on in, Miles. It's open house.
Miles McTagg
I could have sold you one of them house robes for half the price. Never mind that now.
Chester Wesley Proud
You gotta do something, Marshall.
Miles McTagg
You gotta find her. She left town on the 10 o' clock train.
Matt Dillon
Are you sure of that, Miles?
Miles McTagg
I walked up to the station. Fine young woman, Emily. You glad I didn't meet her any sooner? That might have cut up as crazy as Rieger. Marshall. Marshall, you got us in the wire. Haver took off the train.
Matt Dillon
Are you willing to go into court rigor and tell what happened?
Miles McTagg
Yes, I sure am, Marshall. I'd go in. No, no. I'd be laughing.
Matt Dillon
The stock of the country. All right, all right.
Miles McTagg
At least she couldn't take the house with her. No. And a mighty lucky thing for me she couldn't. What do you mean? She sold it to me. Signed over the deed and everything. $600 cash. What? Woody, it's worth a thousand dollars. Ay, that's about what I figured it at for Marshall when you.
Matt Dillon
Sorry, Rigor. But you gave it to me. Her. No strings. And if she wanted to sell it to Miles, she had a legal right to.
Chester Wesley Proud
If.
Miles McTagg
If I get my hands on that
Chester Wesley Proud
girl, so help me, I'll.
Matt Dillon
Why, I'll.
Chester Wesley Proud
You won't do anything, Rigor. Nobody will. We've all been outsmarted.
Miles McTagg
There's nothing we can do about it
Chester Wesley Proud
but just sit still and keep our mouth shut.
Matt Dillon
Yeah, but I. Doc's right. You forget it, Rigor. You can afford it. Well, at least we've learned one thing from all this. What's that? It's like a friend of mine said to me last night. I don't put bars on a tiger's cage to protect the tiger.
Colleen Tawney
Sam.
Matt Dillon
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Host: Andrew Rhynes
Episode Air Date: March 1, 2026 (originally broadcast March 3, 1957)
Show: Gunsmoke — “Colleen So Green”
This episode of Old Time Radio Westerns revisits the classic Gunsmoke radio drama, "Colleen So Green," digitally restored for modern listeners. The tale centers on the arrival of an enchanting young woman in Dodge City, whose helpless innocence quickly captivates the town—especially the men. As Marshal Matt Dillon strives to protect her, the episode turns on its head, flipping expectations of damsels-in-distress and exploring the pitfalls of underestimating others on the frontier.
Timestamp: 04:28 – 05:45
Notable Quote:
"She is the prettiest girl I ever seen in all my life. Why, she just can't be real." — Chester (04:21)
Timestamp: 07:27 – 09:00
Memorable Moment:
Doc Adams offers free medical care:
"You want me for anything, my office is just upstairs... and I won’t charge you a cent. Person has to look after his health, you know." — Doc Adams (07:36)
Timestamp: 12:24 – 15:15
Notable Exchange:
"I'm aiming to marry that little lady if she'll have me." — Bull Rieger
"You better be, Rieger, or I'll change you myself." — Matt Dillon (15:07)
Timestamp: 17:24 – 18:19
Notable Quote:
"All she has to do is bat those long eyelashes and men'll start killing one another over her." — Kitty (18:13)
Timestamp: 19:55 – 22:51
Notable Exchange:
"She sold it to me... signed over the deed and everything. $600 cash." — Miles McTagg (21:49)
"You won't do anything, Rieger. Nobody will. We've all been outsmarted." — Doc (22:10)
Timestamp: 22:17 – 22:51
The episode balances the warm, chummy banter of Gunsmoke’s cast with the wiles of a clever con artist. The men’s infatuation brings humor, while the final revelation offers both irony and a dry Western lesson about underestimating women, outsiders, and the “helpless.” The tone swings from comedic to rueful as the truth comes to light.
“Colleen So Green” is a playful, cautionary tale of Dodge’s citizens falling head-over-heels for the apparently innocent Colleen, only to learn they've been swindled by a masterful performer. The episode artfully weaves humor, Western archetypes, and a sly moral: the Wild West isn’t kind to the naive—or those who mistake naivety for weakness. With memorable comic exchanges and a twist ending, this classic highlights the enduring appeal of Gunsmoke and its sharply drawn characters.