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Colonel Barker
Is it your misfortune and none of my own? I I o Get along you little doggies. You know that the prairie will be your.
Narrator
Sam. And now for the thrilling adventures of Lightning Jim.
Red Ross
Some fight, eh Red?
Jack Dolan
Yeah, some fight. We ain't troopers. The kids playing cowboy and Indians.
Red Ross
I don't get you.
Jack Dolan
Listen, they chase us all over the country to fight some redskins who got more right to this land than we have. Now what do we get for it? Rotten food and a hard living. Who cares if we get killed? We're troopers. It's our duty to be killed. Well, I'm sick of the whole blame business.
Red Ross
Yeah, we sure was crazy to end list.
Colonel Barker
Do you mean that, boys?
Red Ross
Colonel Barker?
Colonel Barker
You boys don't think much of the army life, do you?
Jack Dolan
Ah, we. I was just making a little fun, Colonel.
Colonel Barker
A little fun, huh? I don't think either of you realize what it really means to be a United States soldier. I'm giving both of you 10 days in the guardhouse to think it over.
Narrator
In the early days of the American frontier, the government established forts and army outposts to help bring law and order to the wild and sparsely settled region known as the Great American Plains. The brave troopers encountered the blizzards of snow that swept down from the north and the scorching winds of the deserts. They were attacked by the hostile tribes of Indians who bitterly opposed the white man's advance into the red man's hunting grounds. Life at the forts and outposts was
Red Ross
hard and many were killed.
Narrator
A life that weakened the courage of strong men. Assisting the troopers and local peace officers were the fearless United States Marshals, the G men of the old West. The thrills of those history making times come back to us in the adventures of United States Marshal the Lightning Jim Whipple and his deputy, Whitey Larson. We join them now on the road leading to a busy frontier town called Indian Lodge.
Whitey Larson
By God, it's like I'm so doggone hungry I could take a bite out of my saddle and think there was a piece of beef steak.
Narrator
Well, I'm sorry Whitey, but that saddle belongs to the government. And I won't have you chewing on government property.
Whitey Larson
Well then the government better fix it so I can shoo you on some food.
Narrator
It's just your Imagination, Whitey. It's all in your head.
Whitey Larson
Oh, yes, my imagination.
Jack Dolan
Sure.
Narrator
And the more you think about it, the hungrier you get. I'll think about something else. You won't be hungry.
Whitey Larson
Yo, that sounds good, but it don't work. My stomach is so empty, my backbone is where my stomach ought to be.
Narrator
Whitey, listen. How'd you like to have a nice big juicy steak? A baked potato with a lot of butter on it, Hot biscuits and coffee.
Whitey Larson
Oh, say, Lightning Ease. Thinking about that makes me weak in the knees.
Narrator
What? Weak in the knees, eh? That explains everything, eh?
Whitey Larson
What do you mean?
Narrator
No wonder you're always hungry. You've got hollow legs.
Whitey Larson
Oh, it's that sore. Yeah, you think I'm funny, but I don't.
Narrator
Well, don't get excited, Whitey. We're coming into Indian Lodge. Does that mean anything to you?
Whitey Larson
Indian Lodge? Will you believe me? Ain't that where Kate eating horses?
Colonel Barker
Sure.
Narrator
Kansas Kate. The finest cook on the plate.
Whitey Larson
Well, why didn't you see? So what we waiting for? Say, I can taste that steak already.
Kansas Kate
My go. Come on.
Narrator
Another piece of pie, Kate? How about some coffee?
Kansas Kate
Sure, and you can have all the pie and coffee you want. Anything more for you, mister?
Al Slack
I reckon not. You must do a pretty good business here, man.
Kansas Kate
Oh, sure, and I can't be complaining. What with the new silver mine starting up. I've all I can handle.
Al Slack
Yeah, where there's miners, there's always plenty of cash.
Kansas Kate
Well, wait, mister. You got change coming. Well, of all things.
Narrator
Well, what's trouble, Kate?
Kansas Kate
Sir Jasper went off without waiting for his change.
Narrator
The one that just went out the door?
Whitey Larson
The same.
Narrator
Who is he, Kate?
Kansas Kate
Well, I don't know his name. Only been in here a few times. Why, have you seen him before? Lightning.
Whitey Larson
Yeah, Eshe lightning. Can't you forget business for yest one minute? I come in here to eat and I want the steak dinner.
Kansas Kate
Good for you, Whitey. It's no time to talk business when a man's got an empty stomach like you.
Whitey Larson
Oh, that's right. That could stubble for me.
Narrator
All right, Kate.
Jack Dolan
Two steak.
Whitey Larson
Your share and all the trimming too tasty.
Kansas Kate
Well, how about another piece of pie, Whitey?
Whitey Larson
No, thank you, ma'.
Narrator
Am.
Jack Dolan
I'm full.
Narrator
I thought you were hungry, Whitey.
Whitey Larson
You're. Well, I was. When I come in here, I was so weak I could hardly stand up. Now I'm so full I can't get up off the ship.
Narrator
I give up, Kate. You can't. Please.
Kansas Kate
Well, never. You might, Whitey. Whenever you're hungry. Just come to Kate.
Whitey Larson
You are?
Jack Dolan
Sure.
Kansas Kate
Oh, by the way, Lightning, I was meaning to ask you, have you seen me boy Jack at Fort Anderson?
Narrator
Not since he enlisted. That's six months ago, isn't it, Kate? Me and Whitey been traveling around the country after bandits and outlaws. We ain't been back at fort for quite a spell.
Kansas Kate
Well, you see, he told me Colonel Barker was going to let him off for a few days so he could come out here to see me. And he was coming a week ago. Every day I've been waiting, and every day it's the same. Not Jack.
Narrator
Well, I wouldn't worry none, Kate. You know, a trooper's life ain't exactly regular.
Kansas Kate
Sure, and I know that maybe you'll be saying I'm a foolish old woman, but somehow I've got a feeling that he's in trouble of some kind.
Narrator
No, Jack's all right. I'm sure he's Kate.
Kansas Kate
Good to hear you say that, Lightning. You know his father was in the service.
Narrator
Oh, yeah. I knew Sergeant Dolan. He was a fine soldier, too, Kate.
Kansas Kate
Sure, and he was that till the redskins got him. Bad Sisters and the Red Devils. I'm praying the same thing won't come to Jack or.
Narrator
Don't think about the worst side, Kate. Just remember, he's doing his duty, serving his country, and you can be proud of him for that.
Kansas Kate
I am, Lightning. I'm mighty proud of that. You know, me father always said it's your liver makes you think bad things. So I guess it's me liver that's putting the diver in me farts.
Narrator
Same old kid.
Kansas Kate
Well, now, will you look at Whitey, will you? Fast asleep.
Narrator
Yeah. Look at that mouth. I got a good mouth.
Whitey Larson
Oh, no.
Kansas Kate
Go easy on the lad. He's tired out, that's what he is. Sure, and he sounds like one of them locomotives.
Narrator
Hey, Whitey. Whitey, Wake up.
Jack Dolan
Whitey.
Narrator
How about another steak?
Whitey Larson
What's that?
Narrator
I say, how about another steak?
Kansas Kate
Steak, he said.
Whitey Larson
The way I feel now, I think there would be a mistake.
Jack Dolan
Well, Jack, we've been in the guard house 10 days today.
Red Ross
Yeah, I know.
Jack Dolan
10 days in this stinking jail. And for what? Just cause we don't fancy the idea of being shot down by them redskins. Fella can't talk out loud no more.
Narrator
Nah.
Jack Dolan
This supposed to be a free country. I know what I'm gonna do.
Red Ross
What are you gonna do?
Jack Dolan
Can't you guess?
Red Ross
You mean you're aiming to clear out?
Jack Dolan
Sure, and so will you if you're smart.
Narrator
Yeah, but now that's desertin, Red.
Red Ross
You know what it means if you're caught?
Jack Dolan
Don't worry. They won't catch me where I'm going.
Narrator
Yeah?
Jack Dolan
Where's that? Come along and I'll show you.
Narrator
Now that's too risky.
Jack Dolan
Listen, it won't take us five minutes to clear town. And when we cross the river and make the hills in Smoky Valley, we're safe.
Red Ross
What about them redskins?
Jack Dolan
If we stay here, we gotta fight Redskins, don't we?
Narrator
Yeah.
Jack Dolan
And you might be the next one to get an arrow or a bullet in the head. Now we know where the redskins are and we'll head out of Indian country fast. What do you say?
Narrator
Yeah.
Red Ross
Well, Red, if I was only sure we could get away safe.
Jack Dolan
You leave that to me. Remember Al Slack?
Red Ross
You mean the chap who deserted last month?
Jack Dolan
Yeah, that's him. He got away safe, didn't he? Yeah, sure. The colonel sent out a troop. They didn't find Al. He was smart. I could have gone when he did, but I got sick and he went by himself. But he's got a hideout and I know where it is.
Narrator
You do?
Jack Dolan
Sure. We can sleep as long as we want and eat some real food again. Yeah, yeah, but.
Red Ross
But I ain't got no money, really.
Jack Dolan
Don't worry about that, Jack. I got some cash and Al has plenty. Now listen, they'll be letting us out of here tonight. But instead of going back to the barracks, I'll meet you back at a tool shed behind the stable.
Red Ross
What about horses?
Jack Dolan
Don't worry. I'll get the horses. Here comes the guard.
Narrator
Yeah.
Jack Dolan
Remember tonight. Hey, Jack. Over here. I got the horses.
Whitey Larson
Yeah.
Jack Dolan
Hey, listen, Red, I've been thinking this over.
Red Ross
I can't do it.
Jack Dolan
I can.
Narrator
Out. Huh?
Red Ross
Yeah. Well, I don't blame you for feeling like you do, but I feel the same way. But I just can't go with you.
Jack Dolan
Don't be a fool. This is your chance to get away.
Narrator
Who goes there?
Red Ross
The sentry.
Jack Dolan
We're caught on our way, ace.
Narrator
Who goes there? Come on.
Jack Dolan
You can't back out now. Get on that horse.
Narrator
Stop around killing.
Kansas Kate
Oh,
Red Ross
you killed him.
Jack Dolan
Well, it was him. A rush now.
Kansas Kate
Come on.
Red Ross
They'll have to hold barracks.
Narrator
After it.
Jack Dolan
Purple.
Al Slack
Up the guard.
Whitey Larson
Shut up. Come on, get moving.
Jack Dolan
Come on, get up there.
Narrator
Oh, boy.
Red Ross
Wow, what a.
Jack Dolan
I wish sure had a run for it.
Red Ross
Yeah, but where do we go from here?
Jack Dolan
Up this canyon? North Indian Lodge.
Red Ross
Indian Lodge?
Jack Dolan
Yeah. Al's hideout is five miles from the town.
Kansas Kate
Hey, look.
Jack Dolan
Where?
Red Ross
Down there by the river.
Narrator
Yeah.
Jack Dolan
It's the troopers.
Red Ross
They found our trail again.
Jack Dolan
Yeah, but from here on we're taking the rocks in the creek bed.
Red Ross
Get up.
Jack Dolan
Come.
Red Ross
Get up.
Narrator
Hey, Whitey. Hey. Hey, can't you hear me? Wake up. First thing you know, you'll be falling off that horse.
Whitey Larson
A what horse?
Narrator
Your horse.
Whitey Larson
What's the matter with my horse? He's all right.
Narrator
Well, that's more than I can say for you. What you need is a little excitement.
Whitey Larson
Oh, no, Lightning. I just want to see Fort Anderson. Where? That's nice. And try it, Lightning.
Narrator
Whoa.
Colonel Barker
Thunder.
Jack Dolan
Woah, boys.
Narrator
Full on, Whitey.
Whitey Larson
Bo. There. Full boy. What's the matter? Who's coming?
Narrator
Look up ahead.
Jack Dolan
Who?
Narrator
Who? Who?
Whitey Larson
By golly, the troopers.
Narrator
Right. And here comes Colonel Park.
Whitey Larson
Oh, there must be plenty trouble up like.
Narrator
Yeah. Howdy, Colonel.
Colonel Barker
Well, Lightning, Jim invited.
Jack Dolan
Hello, Colonel.
Colonel Barker
We saw you two chaps coming down the trail and for a while we thought you might be the two deserters we're looking for.
Narrator
Deserters?
Colonel Barker
That's right. Two young chaps. Maybe you know him. Red Ross is one overseer.
Whitey Larson
I know him by garlic. He's got red hair and he thinks he's a tough guy.
Colonel Barker
Yeah, that's a good description, Whitey.
Narrator
Who's the other one, Colonel?
Colonel Barker
Young Jack Dolan.
Narrator
What?
Colonel Barker
Yes, I know what you're thinking, Lightning. We all knew Jack's father before he was killed by the redskins.
Narrator
Yeah, well, I'm sure sorry to hear that, Colonel.
Colonel Barker
So am I. Do you know his mother, Kansas Kate runs an eatin house over at Indian Lodge.
Narrator
Yeah, me and Whitey just come from there.
Colonel Barker
Well, I'm afraid you haven't heard the worst.
Narrator
What do you mean, Colonel?
Colonel Barker
Red and Jack stole a cash box, shot down a sentry and deserted the fort there.
Narrator
That's plenty, Vlad. Any idea where they went?
Colonel Barker
Yes, we followed the trail along the river. They crossed over and doubled back. We figured to go up Willow Canyon and come back to Indian lot. Zach might try to get in touch with his mother.
Narrator
Yeah, Colonel, maybe Whitey and me can help you on this.
Colonel Barker
Fine. You want to come with us?
Narrator
No, I got another idea. You go on up the canyon and me and Whitey will head back to Indian Lodge and keep an eye on Kate's house.
Colonel Barker
All right, Lightning.
Narrator
And if you don't mind, Colonel, I. I'd like to be first to talk to Kate about it. I know her pretty well and maybe I can break the bad news, kind of dental like.
Colonel Barker
Sure, Lightning. And I don't envy you that job.
Whitey Larson
Nor me neither.
Jack Dolan
I tell you, she thinks A lot to that boy.
Narrator
Yes, Whitey. Enough to break any mother's. Will the two boys be caught. Well, what happened to Jack and Red and Kansas Cape will be shown in part two, which will follow immediately. Sam. And now for part two of the thrilling story Lightning Jim helped Kansas Kate. Kate's son Jack and another trooper, Red Rossi, deserted from Fort Anderson and were heading for the hills, pursued by the troopers from the fort.
Jack Dolan
Well, here we are, Jack. This is the cabin, all right.
Narrator
Yeah.
Red Ross
Look like nobody's here.
Jack Dolan
Well, if Al ain't around, we wait till he comes back.
Al Slack
Put up your hands and don't move.
Jack Dolan
Hey, don't shoot, Al. That's me, Red.
Al Slack
Well, I'll be.
Whitey Larson
Don't go.
Al Slack
Who's this with you?
Jack Dolan
It's Jack from the fort. He'll remember him.
Al Slack
Oh, yeah. Howdy, Kid.
Red Ross
Howdy.
Al Slack
You two were sure taking chances coming this close to the cabin in the dark. I might have drilled both of you.
Jack Dolan
Yeah, well, we was in such a hurry to get away from the troopers. We didn't think of that.
Al Slack
Are the troopers trailing you up here?
Jack Dolan
No, we left them at the river. We doubled back up the creek and over Rocky Ridge. No tracks to follow there.
Al Slack
Good. So you finally got smart, eh, Red?
Jack Dolan
Yeah. The colonel heard me and Jack talking about what we thought of the army, and he'd give us 10 days in the guard house.
Al Slack
So you decided to pull out?
Jack Dolan
Yeah. Had to drill a sentry to get away.
Al Slack
I sure hope it was Musty. Never liked that guy. Know how? How will the horses? Over there in the trees and come on inside.
Jack Dolan
Sure.
Red Ross
You go ahead with Al, Red. I'll take care of the horses.
Jack Dolan
Thanks, Ken. I'll rustle up some grub.
Narrator
Al.
Jack Dolan
Sure is good to see you.
Al Slack
Yeah.
Jack Dolan
What have you been doing?
Al Slack
Waiting for a chance to get the payroll cash at the new silver mine near Indian Lodge.
Jack Dolan
Silver mine, huh?
Al Slack
Yeah. Hey, listen, Red. You know this kid Jack well enough to trust him?
Jack Dolan
Oh, sure. He's all right. Wouldn't have brought him along if I didn't think so. He's fed up with the army, just like we are.
Al Slack
Yeah, but we got to be sure he don't weaken.
Jack Dolan
What makes you think he will?
Al Slack
Well, he's young, and kids sometimes get scared and start squealing.
Jack Dolan
Don't worry none about that. Jack's on the level and mighty handy with his gun. Yeah, One of the best shots at the fort.
Al Slack
We'll see. Say, did he drill the sentry?
Jack Dolan
No, I did. Hey, how about some grub? We're starved.
Al Slack
Sure. Sure, I was just aiming to pull out of here.
Jack Dolan
Where was you going?
Al Slack
Down to Indian Lodge. Maybe we'll go after the silver mine cache tonight.
Jack Dolan
Sure. Now, where's the grub?
Al Slack
You poked up the fire. I'll get it.
Jack Dolan
Now we need more wood. I'll tell Jack to pick up some outside.
Kansas Kate
Hey, Jack.
Jack Dolan
Jack. Hey, where are you?
Kansas Kate
Holy smoke.
Red Ross
What's the matter, Ren?
Narrator
It's gone.
Red Ross
What?
Al Slack
Are you sure?
Jack Dolan
Yeah. Look, his horse is gone. There's mine and yours.
Al Slack
I told you he was weak, got scared and run.
Jack Dolan
I'd like to get my hands on him.
Red Ross
Come on, let's swallow him.
Al Slack
Yeah. Now let him go. No use chasing him all over the country in the dark. He can hide out too easy, and he ain't worth the trouble.
Jack Dolan
Yeah, I guess that's right. Yeah.
Al Slack
Come on. We got your grub and start for Indian Lodge.
Kansas Kate
Who's there? Open the door. Derek. Wait a minute. Oh, Jack, darling. I'm so glad to see you, son.
Red Ross
Hello, Ma.
Kansas Kate
I thought you wasn't coming at all. Where's your hat, lad?
Red Ross
My hat? It blew off in the river when I was crossing the bridge.
Kansas Kate
Ah, that's too bad. But sit down, son, and I'll be getting you something to eat.
Red Ross
No, no, don't bother, Ma. I ain't hungry.
Kansas Kate
What's the matter with you, By? Ain't you feeling good?
Red Ross
I'll be all right. I'm just tired, that's all. What's that?
Kansas Kate
What?
Red Ross
Somebody's coming.
Kansas Kate
There's somebody driving a wagon by outside, if that's what you mean.
Red Ross
Oh, yeah, yeah, It's a wagon. Yeah.
Kansas Kate
What in the world ails you, huh? Why, you're as white as a sheet and you're sweating like a tay. Kettle.
Narrator
Yeah.
Red Ross
I tell you, I'm just tired, Ma. Now leave me alone.
Narrator
Please, Jack.
Kansas Kate
You wouldn't be keeping anything away from
Jack Dolan
your own mother, would you?
Red Ross
No, Ma. No.
Kansas Kate
What is it, By? What's happened? Are you in trouble? It's them.
Red Ross
They've come for me. Oh, I gotta hide.
Whitey Larson
Quick.
Kansas Kate
No, Jack.
Red Ross
Please, Ma. Please don't let them get me. I can explain everything. I didn't mean to do it.
Kansas Kate
Don't do it.
Red Ross
Closet.
Kansas Kate
Now.
Red Ross
Tell him I'm not here.
Kansas Kate
Mother in heaven, what's he done? Who's there?
Narrator
It's me, Kate Light and Jim. Sorry, Kate. May we come in?
Kansas Kate
Why, sure you can. I know you're always welcome in my house.
Narrator
Come on, laddie.
Red Ross
What's your door?
Kansas Kate
Well, I. I didn't expect you back here so soon.
Narrator
Well, we didn't exactly expect to come back so soon either.
Kansas Kate
Won't you sit down for a minute?
Narrator
Sure. Kate. You told us you were expecting your son, Jack.
Kansas Kate
Oh, sure. That's the truth, Kate.
Narrator
You know that Whitey and me are your friends.
Kansas Kate
I. I hope you are.
Narrator
We want to help all we can, but we need your help, too.
Kansas Kate
What do you mean, Lightning?
Narrator
We just saw a man ride up here and come in. His horse is still out in back of the house. Where is he, Kate?
Kansas Kate
For heaven's sake, Lytton, tell me what's happened. What's he gone and done?
Narrator
Kate, if Jack's half the man I think he is, he'll come out here now and tell you straight and honest.
Kansas Kate
Oh, Jack, what have you done by? What have you done?
Red Ross
Don't worry, Ma. I'll take my medicine. And I got it coming plenty. I'm a rotten, low down coward.
Kansas Kate
Oh, no, Jack. Don't be saying that.
Red Ross
Well, it's true, Ma. I'm. I'm a deserter.
Kansas Kate
A deserter? You? The son of a soldier. I can't believe it. My own son a deserter.
Red Ross
I don't know what come over me. I went kind of crazy, I guess. It was Red talked me into thinking that way. It was him planned the whole thing.
Narrator
Go on, Jack. What happened?
Red Ross
Well, he was gonna get the horses, and we was gonna meet back at the stables. When I got there, something come over me all of a sudden, and I told Red I wasn't going with him.
Narrator
Yeah?
Red Ross
Well, he said I was crazy. And then it happened. One of the sentries come up and Red shot him down.
Narrator
And it was Red done the shooting?
Red Ross
Yeah, sure. And then I got scared, and boy knew what I was doing. I jumped on my horse and went with him.
Narrator
Where'd you go?
Red Ross
The troopers chased us along the river, but we went up over Rocky Ridge to a cabin belonging to a fella named Al Flack.
Narrator
Al Flack?
Red Ross
Yeah.
Whitey Larson
Say, that's the Jaeger that deserted from Fort Anderson about a month ago.
Red Ross
Yeah, that's him. He's a friend of Red's. Well, they went in the cabin. I stayed outside to look after the horses, but I could hear him talking.
Narrator
Yeah? What'd they say?
Red Ross
Well, Al's been laying low, waiting for a chance to rob the silver mine payroll. I don't know what come over me, but I got him a horse and come down here as fast as I could.
Kansas Kate
Oh, my poor boy.
Red Ross
Please, Maud. I'll space it out like a man should.
Narrator
Good boy, Jack. I had an idea you talked that Way. Just one more thing though, Jack.
Red Ross
Yeah?
Narrator
What about the cash from the port? Cash? Yeah.
Jack Dolan
What cash?
Red Ross
I don't know what you're talking about.
Narrator
Colonel Barker says one of you took a cash box before you left the port.
Red Ross
Well, it wasn't me.
Narrator
No?
Red Ross
Red didn't say nothing about getting no cash.
Narrator
Probably figured to keep it for himself. Yeah.
Red Ross
Well, Lightning, I'm ready to go back to the fort.
Kansas Kate
Please lighten, please. Can't you do something for him?
Narrator
Yes, Kate, I think we can. If Jack is willing.
Red Ross
I'll do anything you say, Lightning.
Narrator
All right. Now here's what I got in mind. You take your order.
Jack Dolan
Getting that silver mine payroll was a cinch.
Al Slack
Yeah, over it.
Jack Dolan
Now what's the matter?
Al Slack
Hey, I just happened to think of something. You take the payroll cash back to the cabin and wait for me.
Jack Dolan
Ah, where are you going?
Al Slack
Down to Indian Lodge. Ever hear of Kansas Kate?
Jack Dolan
Kansas Kate?
Al Slack
Yeah, she runs an eating place in Indian Lodge. She takes in plenty of cash.
Jack Dolan
Ah, we got enough with the payroll money.
Al Slack
Well listen Red, no use passing up a good bet. We gotta clear out of here anyways. Might as well get all we can. I'll meet you at the cabin. I can handle this all along.
Narrator
Oh,
Red Ross
Howdy, Red.
Jack Dolan
Who's that?
Narrator
Me, Red.
Red Ross
Remember me, Jack? Yeah. Put up your hands, Red, and keep them up high.
Jack Dolan
Oh no, wait a minute. Listen, you have to poke a gun in my. Red.
Red Ross
Turn around and hurry up cuz I ain't fooling. I'll take that cash box first. Now I just want your gun, Red. It's better now you can turn around. But don't try no funny business. I'm keeping you covered.
Narrator
Hey, what's the big idea, Jake?
Red Ross
Never mind that. Where's the cash you took from the port?
Jack Dolan
How did you know? I don't know what you're talking about.
Red Ross
Ah, yes I do. Hand it over Red, or I'll let you have it.
Jack Dolan
Ah, it's in my pocket. Here. It's in this bag. Yeah.
Red Ross
Wasn't gonna split that up, was you Red? So you robbed the mine tonight, huh?
Jack Dolan
Listen, Jack, let you and me split up this cache and clear out.
Red Ross
Oh, now you want to double cross Al?
Kansas Kate
Why not?
Jack Dolan
He just went back to town to pull another job.
Red Ross
What kind of a job?
Jack Dolan
Says he's gonna hold up an eatin place run by Kansas Kate.
Red Ross
Kansas Kate?
Jack Dolan
Yeah.
Red Ross
Why that dirty, low down vomit.
Jack Dolan
What's the matter? Do you know? You bet I do.
Red Ross
Then I'm going to fix you right now.
Jack Dolan
Wait a minute. Now don't shoot Me, Jack?
Red Ross
No, I'm not that yellow. Red, you shot down the sentry at the fort, didn't you?
Whitey Larson
Oh, sure.
Narrator
But what's that got to do.
Red Ross
Never mind. That's all I wanted to hear you say.
Kansas Kate
Ow.
Narrator
Good work, Jack. Lightning Jim. Get up, Red. You're under arrest. And the charges? Robbery, desertion and murder.
Al Slack
Howdy, ma'.
Narrator
Am.
Al Slack
Oh, don't be frightened, ma'.
Narrator
Am.
Al Slack
Just don't make no noise.
Kansas Kate
What do you want?
Al Slack
Cash, ma'. Am. Cold, hard cash.
Kansas Kate
I haven't got any cash here.
Al Slack
That's a safe over there in the corner, ain't it?
Kansas Kate
Yes, but there ain't any cash in it. Just keep me bills and. And papers in there.
Al Slack
Is that so? Open it up and be quick about it.
Kansas Kate
But I tell you.
Al Slack
Don't argue. Open that safe.
Kansas Kate
Sure, if you say so.
Al Slack
That's better, ma'.
Narrator
Am.
Al Slack
Maybe you got cash in there after all.
Kansas Kate
Well, there. Look for yourself. There ain't no cash.
Al Slack
What's this box?
Kansas Kate
I'll show you. Give me that gun. Put up your hands, mister. I pull the trigger if you move a muscle.
Red Ross
Come on, Lightning.
Narrator
Yeah. Keep Red covered, buddy.
Whitey Larson
You're sure, Lightning.
Kansas Kate
Come in, boys.
Narrator
What, Ma?
Kansas Kate
I got a prisoner for you. Like, then.
Narrator
Yeah. Pull off his mask, Jack.
Al Slack
Sure.
Red Ross
Red was right. It's Al Slack.
Kansas Kate
Thought he was going to rob me. But I showed him a trick me Denny taught me years ago.
Narrator
What was that, Kate?
Kansas Kate
How to grab a gun out of a man's hand when he's got the drop on you.
Narrator
Good for you, Kate. Now we got to see what we can do for Jack.
Colonel Barker
Misses Golden Lightning Jim has told me the whole story. Of course, Jack must be punished. But we're going to give him every consideration.
Kansas Kate
Thank you, Colonel.
Colonel Barker
I think Jack has learned a lesson that no punishment could teach. Honor and respect for the trust that is given to a soldier to serve his country. It's a duty that places a country's honor above life itself. We who serve now blaze a long, hard trail for the America of tomorrow. We follow the flag of the Stars and Stripes and of the red, white and blue.
Narrator
And so ends another thrilling adventure in the lives of United States Marshal Lightning Jim Whipple and his deputy, Whitey Larson. Sam,
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Old Time Radio Westerns
Host: Andrew Rhynes
Episode Date: August 7, 2026
This episode presents a digitally restored version of the classic radio western Lightning Jim: Helps Kansas Kate (originally aired 1952), immersing listeners in the drama and moral dilemmas of the Old West. The story centers on themes of loyalty, duty, and redemption as Marshal Lightning Jim Whipple intervenes when beloved cook Kansas Kate's son is implicated in desertion and criminal plans at a frontier outpost.
[03:11–05:50]
The story opens at Fort Anderson where two young troopers, Jack Dolan (Kansas Kate’s son) and Red Ross, voice their grievances with military life and hint at disillusionment.
Quote:
“They chase us all over the country to fight some redskins who got more right to this land than we have. Now what do we get for it? Rotten food and a hard living. Who cares if we get killed? We're troopers. It's our duty to be killed. Well, I'm sick of the whole blame business.”
— Jack Dolan [04:43]
Colonel Barker overhears and punishes Jack and Red with 10 days in the guardhouse, stressing the seriousness of army duty.
[06:14–10:20]
Lightning Jim and his deputy Whitey Larson ride into Indian Lodge, hungry and seeking Kansas Kate’s famed cooking.
The banter highlights Whitey’s ever-present appetite and the camaraderie of the lawmen.
Kansas Kate expresses growing fear for her missing son, Jack, who hasn’t arrived despite promises.
Quote:
“Somehow I've got a feeling that he's in trouble of some kind.”
— Kansas Kate [09:45]
Lightning offers reassurance, but there's a sense of dread.
[11:12–13:14]
“One of the sentries come up and Red shot him down.”
— Red recounting events to his mother [23:38]
[13:35–16:32]
[18:05–20:09]
[20:45–24:19]
Jack, guilt-stricken and unable to go through with the robbery, sneaks away from the hideout and returns to Kansas Kate for sanctuary.
The reunion is fraught:
“Oh, Jack, what have you done by? What have you done?”
— Kansas Kate [22:59]
Lightning Jim and Whitey arrive and gently confront Kate, seeking Jack. When he emerges from hiding, he confesses everything—including his role in the desertion and knowledge of Red’s actions.
Kate is heartbroken but relieved her son is honest:
“A deserter? You? The son of a soldier. I can't believe it. My own son a deserter.”
— Kansas Kate [23:13]
Jack insists on facing the consequences:
“I'll face it out like a man should.”
— Jack [24:17]
[25:10–29:18]
With Jack’s cooperation, Lightning Jim sets a trap for Red and Al Slack.
Red returns to the hideout, only to be apprehended by Jack, who now stands against his former friend and accomplice.
“Turn around and hurry up cuz I ain't fooling. I'll take that cash box first.”
— Jack to Red [26:15]
Al Slack attempts to rob Kansas Kate at gunpoint, but Kate, using a trick taught by her late husband, disarms and captures him.
“Give me that gun. Put up your hands, mister. I pull the trigger if you move a muscle.”
— Kansas Kate [28:30]
Lightning Jim, Whitey, and the Colonel bring the outlaws to justice.
[29:34–30:14]
“Jack has learned a lesson that no punishment could teach. Honor and respect for the trust that is given to a soldier.”
— Colonel Barker [29:43]
On Desertion & Duty:
“I'm a rotten, low down coward.”
— Jack Dolan [23:08]
“‘Jack has learned a lesson that no punishment could teach. Honor and respect for the trust that is given to a soldier to serve his country.’”
— Colonel Barker [29:43]
Kansas Kate’s Grit:
“Give me that gun. Put up your hands, mister. I pull the trigger if you move a muscle.”
— Kansas Kate [28:30]
Comic Relief:
“My stomach is so empty, my backbone is where my stomach ought to be.”
— Whitey Larson [06:40]
The episode mixes earnest drama, Western grit, and humorous interplay, remaining faithful to the period’s radio storytelling while portraying the values and stakes of the frontier life.
Even if you haven’t experienced Old Time Radio before, Lightning Jim: Helps Kansas Kate delivers a fast-paced tale of honor, betrayal, and redemption, highlighted by vivid characters—especially the resourceful Kansas Kate—and classic Western tension, all restored in superb audio for a new generation.