
Miss Erma Crown is a lonely homely woman, she has come to Dodge because she believes that there should be men in the area that are so lonely and desperate for a woman’s company that they will desire even her.
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Dr. Keller
Look.
Miss Kitty
Look.
Doc
All Right enough.
Miss Kitty
Now get out of here. Go on home. Go home and sleep it off.
Irma Crown
Too early for that, Miss Kitty. The sun hasn't gone down yet, and.
Miss Kitty
It'S not likely to for a spell. It just came up.
Irma Crown
No.
Miss Kitty
Yes. Now go on home.
Irma Crown
I hate to go home when the sun's up. It's too bright. Things don't look good in the bright of day, Miss Kitty. You can see them too clear.
Miss Kitty
Yeah, I know. But with the load of whiskey you took on, your eyes won't be open long enough to see much. Go on home, Hook.
Irma Crown
Please, Miss Kitty. Them chairs, they cost much.
Miss Kitty
Don't worry about the chairs. Just go home.
Irma Crown
Sometimes I gotta throw things or. Or hit something.
Dr. Keller
I just gotta.
Miss Kitty
I know, Hook. Come on. I'll walk you to the door.
Irma Crown
She was awful pretty, Miss Kitty.
Miss Kitty
Yeah, she was hooked.
Irma Crown
Everything about. Maybe if she hadn't been so pretty, I'd be making out better now. You think that?
Miss Kitty
I think this. You got to quit thinking of what's past and gone and look on yourself. And the way things are now, I.
Irma Crown
Don'T much want to do that.
Miss Kitty
I don't blame you. Not a pleasant sight. Trouble is, you're the only one who can make things better for yourself. The only one who can grab hold of those bootstraps of yours and pull yourself up even with the world again.
Dr. Keller
Yeah.
Irma Crown
Let's have a little drink on that. Get out now, Miss Kitty.
Doc
I said get out.
Irma Crown
Oh, I like to see a man happy at his work. Oh, you do, do you? What gives you the idea I'm so happy about sweeping out? Well, that humming, for one thing. Well, of course I'm calling it humming until I know better. You don't have to make light of my humming, doll. I don't make light of it. It could be mighty serious. Serious? I knew a fellow once sounded just like you. He had a bad case of catarrh. Doc, you ever get a notion to give up being a friendly, backwoodsy doctor? You could make quite a name for yourself with us. Or talk. Oh, no, no, no, Jess. I couldn't bear to leave you. Oh, yes, I know it's true. You keep me kind of stirred up. A man needs that, too, to keep all his juices flowing properly. You and your juices sure flowed out a bit on the wrong side this morning, I'd say. The last time I got out of bed was yesterday morning. I sat the night by old man Hatch. He's near played out, ain't he, Doc? Yes, pretty sure. It can't last much longer. And he's near 90. That's coming right close to living forever. Awful close, Chester, if you got no feeling for living anymore. And he's got none. You know, the thing that set me off was Hook Mather. I found Hook on the way back to town from the Hatch place. You found him? I did. He sprawled drunk and passed out in his own cornfield, his horse standing over him. Well, he's just bound to drink all they make, ain't he? If he wasn't so young and strong, he wouldn't have lasted this long. Good devil. Near a year since we buried Sarah. From the looks of that house, you think a woman never set foot in it. Now, there's a how de do. Old man Hatch trying his best to die at 90. And young Hook Mather trying for the same thing. A good 60 years younger. Yeah. I tell you this, Chester. They're both apt to make it the rate they're gone.
Doc
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Irma Crown
Yes, ma' am?
Doc
The stage driver said I should go to the Long Branch. Could you point it out to me?
Irma Crown
Why, yes, ma' am. It's just yonder down the street right there. If you'll excuse my pointing.
Doc
Oh, yes, I see it now. Well, much obliged, ma' am.
Irma Crown
The stage driver tell you it was a saloon?
Doc
Yes. Yes, he did. Thanks kindly.
Irma Crown
What do you reckon she wants at the Long Branch? Maybe she drinks. You sure can't tell by looking. You can tell one thing by looking, Doc. That there was one homely lady.
Dr. Keller
You know, I can't remember seeing you take a drink this early in the morning, Kitty.
Miss Kitty
This isn't today, Matt. This is still late. Yesterday.
Dr. Keller
Oh? How's that?
Miss Kitty
Well, you might say I was sitting up with a sick friend. Hook Mather spent the night at the bar again.
Dr. Keller
Why didn't you let Sam take care of him?
Miss Kitty
Last time I did that, it cost me two tables and five chairs. I settled for two chairs, and I kept him from busting until just after dawn.
Dr. Keller
You shouldn't try to handle Hook alone, Kitty. Next time he comes in to make a night of it, you send over for me, huh?
Miss Kitty
And you'll sit up with it.
Dr. Keller
I won't mother him, I'll tell you that.
Miss Kitty
I've been called a lot of things in my time, Matt, but Mother's hardly ever been one of them.
Dr. Keller
I'll see you later.
Miss Kitty
Sure. Drop in on old Mother Russell anytime.
Doc
Miss Kitty.
Miss Kitty
Yeah?
Doc
The stage driver said I should talk to you.
Miss Kitty
He did?
Doc
He said you were the most understanding woman in Dodge City.
Miss Kitty
Oh, the things that are happening to My reputation.
Doc
I'm afraid I don't understand.
Miss Kitty
That's what's wrong. Neither do I. I don't want to bother you.
Doc
I guess you're busy.
Miss Kitty
I'm not busy, honey. I'm dead on my feet.
Doc
Oh, I'm sorry. I really am.
Miss Kitty
You just got in on the stage just minutes ago.
Doc
Really?
Miss Kitty
What's your name?
Doc
Irma Crown. Miss irma Crown.
Miss Kitty
Well, Mr. McCrown, why don't you have supper with me this evening, huh?
Doc
Oh, my goodness.
Miss Kitty
And I'm supposed to be understanding about it. We'll both stand a better chance at some. All right.
Doc
What? Yes. Yes, all right.
Miss Kitty
Good.
Doc
I declare. My goodness. I don't know what I expected, but everything's so different out here.
Miss Kitty
Dodge City isn't something anyone expects. It just happens sooner or later. You get used to it.
Doc
I guess if you're from Harrisburg, you're not really ready to expect anything except Harrisburg. What's this place called?
Miss Kitty
Delmonico's. Sounds so fancy, Delmonico's, but it tastes plain. You must have had a reason for coming to Dodger, Ma.
Doc
Oh, yes, indeed. To get married.
Miss Kitty
Why, that's wonderful.
Doc
Well, I hope it is. That's why I came.
Miss Kitty
Well, if you're marrying someone from here, maybe I know him.
Doc
I suppose it'll be someone from here.
Miss Kitty
How's that?
Doc
I cut the clipping out of the newspaper. Back home, I got so many things in my purse here. Some reporter from the east came out west and wrote back about the crying need for women on the frontier. How men long for home and families. And with no women. Oh, it's in here somewhere.
Miss Kitty
Never mind the clipping.
Doc
Well, since you know the gist of the story. It is true, isn't it, Miss Kitty?
Miss Kitty
There are lots more men than women out here. That's true.
Doc
Well, I'm glad to hear that firsthand, you might say. Well, when I read it, I showed it to Mama and we both agreed I should come out and do my part.
Miss Kitty
You came as a sort of a patriotic gesture.
Doc
Mama said we Crown women never shirked our duty to country. Yet. Why, in the war, when they brought the wounded to the courthouse, Mama and me saw to them.
Miss Kitty
Have you ever been married?
Doc
No. Does that matter?
Miss Kitty
No, no, of course not. I was just wondering.
Doc
You mean, about my age? I'm not young anymore, but I thought if the need was so great, maybe it wouldn't matter out here.
Miss Kitty
What did you tell the stage driver? That he sent you to me.
Doc
That I'd run out of money. Oh, he said you had Girls at the Long Branch. Sort of hostesses, the way he described them. To greet the men and talk to them and make them feel at home.
Miss Kitty
And that's what he said, was it?
Doc
You do use girls, don't you?
Miss Kitty
I use girls.
Doc
He was a very pleasant man. He was so considerate, too.
Miss Kitty
I'll bet you're a good cook.
Doc
Well, I am. I know pride's not becoming to a woman, but I am prideful about my way with food.
Miss Kitty
And you so too, don't you?
Doc
Since I was born, seems like. Well, this traveling suit and the hat. Every stitch is mine. And I'm clean, Miss Kitty. About my person and my surroundings. I keep everything just like a parlor. But I wouldn't think these things are what you'd look for in a hostess.
Miss Kitty
They aren't, Herma.
Doc
And I don't understand.
Miss Kitty
I guess I'm saying a woman ought to do what she's best fitted for. The girls of the Long Branch, well up. Let's just say they're not much for cooking and sewing and redding up.
Doc
But they meet men, don't they?
Miss Kitty
They meet men.
Doc
It's not just my age you're holding against me, is it, Miss Kitty?
Miss Kitty
I'm not holding your age against you.
Doc
Don't fear for hurting my feelings. I live with it all the time. Mama says I'm plain. It pleases her to say it that way, but I know I'm a very homely woman.
Miss Kitty
You got a place to stay, Emma?
Doc
I told you, I've got no money.
Miss Kitty
Well, Ma Smolly's used to that. She's got a boarding house. Nice one. And no one who can sew and cook and clean up is gonna be without money very long in this town. I'll take you over to Mars.
Doc
I'm much obliged to you and Irma.
Miss Kitty
Being homely is one thing, but thinking you are for a woman, that's unforgivable.
Dr. Keller
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Doc
Oh, and look at that. My goodness.
Dr. Keller
What the devil?
Doc
Goodness, Marshall. Why, you gave me a fright.
Dr. Keller
What on earth are you doing to that stove, Irma?
Doc
Well, all I meant to do was set the apple dumplings down on it and go on my way. But when I saw the shape it was in.
Dr. Keller
What's the matter with it? Something broken?
Doc
Well, it seems to work all right, but it's as dirty a stove as I ever laid eyes on.
Dr. Keller
Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
Doc
It'd take lye water to do any real good. And the best part of a day, going at it.
Dr. Keller
Seems to me you've got enough work without looking for more.
Doc
Folks have been awful kind to me, Marshall. More than I deserve.
Dr. Keller
Not when you make apple dumplings like that.
Doc
There's three for you and Chester and Doc, if he comes by.
Dr. Keller
Well, I'll try to remember who they're for.
Doc
I made them up to sell to Delmonico's. And just tuck those extras in for you gentlemen.
Dr. Keller
Well, that's real nice of you, Ermine. You know, you're the most talked about lady in Dodge these days.
Doc
For my cooking, my sewing.
Dr. Keller
Well, that's not an insult, you know.
Doc
Oh, I know, and I'm grateful. I truly am. Well, I'll say good day to you, Marshall. You'll remember me to Chester and to Dodge.
Dr. Keller
I'll be glad to, Irma. And many thanks for the dumplings.
Doc
My pleasure. Marshall.
Irma Crown
It.
Miss Kitty
Stop it.
Dr. Keller
Stop it.
Doc
You'll kill him.
Miss Kitty
Leave him alone, Clay.
Dr. Keller
Finish him off. All right, that's enough, Clay. I'm sick of him, Marshall. Just sick of the sight. Stop it now. Use your head, Clay. Well, how about. How about him using his just once in a while? Look after Hook, Kelly.
Miss Kitty
I can see from here he's half dead.
Dr. Keller
All right, Clay, what started it? Him you sure? Sure. Him, he fell on me. Every time he went past my chair, he fell right on top of me. I got tired of shoving him off. And I can't blame you for that. But you got no right to start flailing away at him the way he is now. He's too drunk to stand at a sea. Kitty. Shouldn't have him around and muttering and crying around. Gives me the Willy Matt.
Miss Kitty
His awful hurt.
Dr. Keller
We better get him up to Doc's. Give me a hand, Clay, will you? All right, but don't get the idea I'm sorry I took him on. Somebody had to. We'll talk about that later. Come on. He's a dead weight. Sure. Marshall. Yeah?
Doc
Marshall. Kill him. What on earth?
Dr. Keller
Well, he's hurt her.
Doc
Oh, Mr. Hook. You carrying him to docs?
Dr. Keller
That's right.
Doc
Well, I'll just go along with you. Might be I could lend a hand.
Irma Crown
Well, I'll tell you this and open your eyes, but that woman's done out there at Hook's place.
Miss Kitty
I didn't know she'd gone out there to nurse him.
Dr. Keller
Yeah, Been there a good couple of weeks now, hasn't she, Duck?
Irma Crown
What's whole of that, Matt. And there's no doubt in my mind he owes his life to Irma. He was a mess when you hauled him up to my place, man.
Dr. Keller
Yeah, I know.
Miss Kitty
Well, I sure don't know who'd have cared for him the way she has. He gonna be all right, Doc?
Irma Crown
He's as good as well now, Kitty. And it's not just what she's done for him. His own Sarah never kept his house nicer.
Miss Kitty
I'll bet she's been spoon feeding him that cool, good cooking of hers, too.
Dr. Keller
Why do you think Doc's made so many calls out there at mealtime?
Irma Crown
Well, I'm not one to deny it. No, Siri.
Dr. Keller
Yeah, she's a good woman.
Irma Crown
Irma is one of the best, ma' am.
Miss Kitty
I just hope she doesn't get hurt by it.
Irma Crown
Hook's grateful enough to her, I'll tell you that.
Dr. Keller
Well, what's going to hurt her? Kitty?
Miss Kitty
Oh, she has her heart set on something more than gratitude. That'd hurt her bad.
Dr. Keller
I guess you'll pay her, all right.
Miss Kitty
Pay her?
Irma Crown
What's so insulting about that?
Miss Kitty
If a woman's got Marian on her mind, there's just one thing worse than a man's gratitude. And that's his money.
Dr. Keller
Now, Kitty, Irma Crown's not the Marian kind.
Irma Crown
No, you're not. She's just one of those good Souls bound to look out for other folks.
Miss Kitty
Yeah, well, suppose you tell her that. She and Hook just came in.
Doc
Well, if Chester were here, it'd be most everyone we want to see, wouldn't it, Hook?
Irma Crown
Yeah, I guess so.
Dr. Keller
Why don't you sit down, Irma? Hook.
Irma Crown
Here. I'll draw up another chair. We're not staying, thanks.
Doc
Oh, we've got to stop by Mar Smolley's and. Can I tell them, Hook?
Irma Crown
Well, you might as well.
Dr. Keller
We.
Doc
We're being married, Hook and me.
Dr. Keller
Yeah. Well, congratulations, Hook.
Irma Crown
Well, yes, indeed. A hearty congratulations.
Dr. Keller
Thanks.
Miss Kitty
You look wonderful, Irma. I know you must be happy.
Doc
You know better than anyone, Kitty. Remember what you said? A woman should do what she's best fitted for.
Miss Kitty
I remember.
Doc
Well, I am. I truly am.
Miss Kitty
I wish you every happiness, Irma.
Dr. Keller
Yeah. Good luck to you. Well, we better move along, Erma, I should say.
Doc
We had so much to do, and we're marrying on our way out of town. You come see us now, right Soon.
Dr. Keller
All right. Goodbye. You sure call the turn on that, Kitty.
Miss Kitty
Any woman could have called it.
Irma Crown
Hey, wait a minute. Not so quick. You were right about Irma, but you were wrong about Hook.
Miss Kitty
Well, what I said still goes. I just hope she doesn't get hurt.
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Irma Crown
Mr. Jones. You think this is all right to do?
Dr. Keller
I'd drop in on Hook and Armor. It was your idea. What?
Irma Crown
Well, I know that was back up the road a piece. Now, getting here, I. I kindly wonder about it being so soon after the wedding and all.
Dr. Keller
Three weeks. That's not so soon.
Irma Crown
Well, maybe not.
Dr. Keller
Only, look, if you don't want some coffee and a piece of pie, you can stay right here or ride on under Dodge.
Irma Crown
Well, you. You right sure she'll have pies.
Dr. Keller
Well, she'll have something fresh baked. I'm sure of that.
Irma Crown
Well, I'll just keep you company there. Mr. John.
Dr. Keller
That's mighty obliging of you.
Irma Crown
Yes, it is. Ain't nobody stirring around outside, sure enough.
Dr. Keller
Hook's likely out in the field.
Irma Crown
I don't smell no baked goods, Mr. John.
Dr. Keller
You just stay out here and sniff if you want to.
Miss Kitty
No, no.
Irma Crown
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Dr. Keller
Armand. Hook. Anybody home? Take a look out back, won't you, Chester?
Irma Crown
Yes, you.
Dr. Keller
Irma. Irma. It's Marshal Dillon.
Irma Crown
Dylan, come here quick. Don't you know this is terrible? Look, he's dead. Just as dead.
Dr. Keller
Yeah, he's been dead. Justifies. Come on, Irma.
Doc
I heard you, Marshall, but I couldn't make you hear me.
Irma Crown
Well, you're all bruised and beat.
Dr. Keller
Irma, what happened here?
Doc
What had to be Marshall.
Dr. Keller
Who did it?
Doc
Hook and me.
Miss Kitty
We did it together.
Dr. Keller
Chester, get a cold cloth. You mean he beat you, Irma?
Doc
And I killed him, Marshall. It was no accident. I meant to kill him.
Dr. Keller
Olive. He abused you this way. You. You're hurt bad.
Doc
You know I'm dying. But it's all right. I don't mind dying.
Irma Crown
Here you are, Mr. Dillon.
Dr. Keller
Thanks, Jester. This'll feel something better.
Doc
It's cold. Cold?
Dr. Keller
Yeah. Did he just beat you without any reason?
Doc
Hook had a reason. He used it all the time. She was pretty. Sarah was. You're ugly, he said ugly and old. You tell Kitty. Marshall, it wasn't the beatings. It was hearing that word over and over. Ugly. Ugly. That's why I killed him. Cause that word was killing me.
Dr. Keller
Irma. Irma.
Irma Crown
Is she gone?
Dr. Keller
Yeah, she's gone.
Irma Crown
Look at her now. She looks peaceful. And she looks almost.
Dr. Keller
Almost pretty.
Irma Crown
Yes, sir. Almost pretty.
Dr. Keller
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Irma Crown
Featured in the cast were Virginia Gregg and Vic Parron, Harley Bear is chester.
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Irma Crown
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Irma Crown
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Old Time Radio Westerns Podcast Summary
Episode: Homely Girl | Gunsmoke (06-19-60)
Host: Andrew Rhynes
Release Date: June 7, 2025
In this episode of Old Time Radio Westerns, host Andrew Rhynes transports listeners to the rugged landscapes of Dodge City through the classic radio drama Gunsmoke, starring William Conrad as U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon. This particular episode, titled "Homely Girl," delves deep into the complex relationships and moral dilemmas faced by the inhabitants of the Wild West frontier.
The Struggles of a Troubled Frontier
The story begins with Matt Dillon, portrayed by William Conrad, reflecting on the harsh realities of maintaining law and order in Dodge City:
"[02:25] Marshall Dillon: Around Dodge City and in the territory on west, there's just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers, and that's with a U.S. marshal and the smell of gun smoke."
Dillon emphasizes the precarious nature of his role, highlighting the constant vigilance required to protect the town from outlaws.
Miss Kitty's Dilemma
Miss Kitty, the owner of the Long Branch Saloon, is introduced as a central figure dealing with personal turmoil. She interacts with Irma Crown, a woman battling alcoholism:
"[03:35] Miss Kitty: Look."
"[04:03] Miss Kitty: Yeah, I know. But with the load of whiskey you took on, your eyes won't be open long enough to see much. Go on home, Hook."
Miss Kitty attempts to comfort Irma, urging her to overcome her addiction and face her problems head-on. Their conversation reveals the emotional strains faced by those living on the frontier.
Doc's Struggles and Relationships
Doc, portrayed by Howard McNear, serves as a compassionate yet troubled character. He shares his frustrations and the burdens of his past:
"[06:00] Doc: The last time I got out of bed was yesterday morning. I sat the night by old man Hatch. He's near played out, ain't he, Doc?"
His interactions with Irma Crown hint at deeper emotional connections and unresolved tensions, setting the stage for impending conflicts.
A New Arrival: Irma Crown
Irma Crown arrives at the Long Branch, seeking companionship and support. Her introduction brings new dynamics to the existing relationships:
"[09:15] Irma Crown: Yeah?"
"[09:55] Doc: Oh, my goodness."
Her presence catalyzes pivotal changes, leading to her and Hook Mather's (another central character) involvement in the unfolding drama.
Marital Bonds and Betrayals
As the story progresses, Doc and Irma develop a romantic relationship, culminating in their decision to marry:
"[20:40] Doc: We're being married, Hook and me."
"[20:51] Irma Crown: Well, yes, indeed. A hearty congratulations."
However, their union is marred by past grievances and emotional scars, particularly concerning Matt Dillon.
Climactic Confrontation and Tragedy
Tensions reach a boiling point when Matt Dillon becomes a victim of violence orchestrated by Doc and Hook. The aftermath reveals the profound impact of their actions:
"[25:05] Doc: Hook had a reason. He used it all the time. She was pretty. Sarah was. You're ugly, he said ugly and old. You tell Kitty. Marshall, it wasn't the beatings. It was hearing that word over and over. Ugly. Ugly. That's why I killed him. Cause that word was killing me."
"[26:34] Irma Crown: Is she gone?"
"[26:37] Dr. Keller: Yeah, she's gone."
The episode concludes with the tragic death of Matt Dillon, a symbol of law and order, underscoring the fragility of morality in the untamed West.
Matt Dillon (William Conrad): Represents the unwavering commitment to justice, embodying the challenges faced by lawmen in maintaining peace amidst chaos.
Miss Kitty: A strong yet vulnerable woman managing her saloon and grappling with personal relationships, highlighting the emotional toll of frontier life.
Doc (Howard McNear): A compassionate healer battling his inner demons, whose relationships with Irma and Hook reveal the complexities of human emotions.
Irma Crown: A troubled woman seeking solace and connection, her interactions drive much of the episode's emotional depth.
Moral Ambiguity: The episode delves into the blurred lines between right and wrong, especially in a lawless environment where personal grievances can lead to tragic outcomes.
Isolation and Community: Characters grapple with loneliness and the need for companionship, emphasizing the importance of community in survival.
Redemption and Forgiveness: The struggles of Irma and Doc reflect a yearning for redemption, showcasing the possibility of forgiveness even amidst deep-seated pain.
The Cost of Vigilantism: Matt Dillon's ultimate fate serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of taking justice into one's own hands.
Matt Dillon:
"It's a chancy job and it makes a man watchful and a little lone."
[00:00]
Miss Kitty to Irma Crown:
"Trouble is, you're the only one who can make things better for yourself."
[04:46]
Doc on His Fate:
"Cause that word was killing me."
[25:05]
Irma Crown Reflecting on Matt Dillon:
"He was a mess when you hauled him up to my place, man."
[19:26]
This episode of Gunsmoke masterfully weaves a tale of love, betrayal, and the harsh realities of frontier life. Through its richly developed characters and poignant dialogues, "Homely Girl" offers listeners a profound exploration of human emotions and the complexities of maintaining morality in an unforgiving environment. Andrew Rhynes' dedication to restoring and presenting these classic dramas ensures that the timeless stories of the Wild West continue to resonate with modern audiences.
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