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Andrew Rines (Host)
Welcome to the Old Time Radio Westerns. I'm your host, Andrew Rines. And let's get into this episode. This episode is going to be Lightning Jim. Original air date comes from 1952 and the title is Mad Killer Dirk.
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Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
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Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I don't get along. You don't my own little Know that the fairy will be your new home.
Killer Dirk
Sam.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
And now for the thrilling adventure Lightning Jim and the Mad Killer Dirk. A stagecoach rumbled along the stage trail as a masked rider suddenly came out from behind a protecting boul. Pull there. Pull. Put him up, driver. Yeah, sure.
Killer Dirk
Get on off of that coach.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Sure.
Killer Dirk
And don't try to reach for them
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
six shooters at Pelton, partner. Well, you're wasting your time, mister. I ain't carrying no passengers and no cash. Well, ain't that Cooper?
Killer Dirk
Well, I'll be doggo. Howdy, Slim.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I don't recognize you with that mask on, stranger.
Killer Dirk
Don't remember me, huh? Well, take a look.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Killer Dirk.
Killer Dirk
Yeah, Killer Dirk. Bye. Thank you.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Sure. I thought you was in jail, Dirk. I was busted loose, huh? Yeah, two days ago.
Killer Dirk
But you was lucky, Slim.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Lucky?
Killer Dirk
Yeah, when Lightning Jim and that sweet deputy trapped us in that gold mine, you was on the outside and got clear.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yep. Yeah, I got away.
Killer Dirk
Yeah, Marshall figured he'd broke up the dirt gang. Well, the rest of the boys are still in jail, but Killer Dirk is loose. Yeah.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah, but what are you aiming to do?
Killer Dirk
Get Lightning Jim.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Get Lightning Jim?
Killer Dirk
Yeah, and you're gonna help me swim.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Now hold on, Dirk. I ain't taking a hand in that game.
Killer Dirk
What's the matter? You gone, sir?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah, maybe so. When Lightning Jim broke up the gang, I came north and got this job driving the stage. I've been going straight right.
Killer Dirk
That's a good one.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
But listen, jerk. Your grudge again, Lightning Jim, is your own affair and you gotta leave me out of it.
Killer Dirk
Lynn, you never give me orders before and you ain't starting now. You know why they call me Killer Dirk?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Sure.
Killer Dirk
And maybe this shooting iron will help you change your mind.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Hey, wait.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Don't.
Killer Dirk
Are you playing my game or do I tell you?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Wait, sir. I'm with you, Dirk.
Killer Dirk
That's better. And remember, one wrong move and I'll drill you clean. Sure. Where you taking the stage in?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
The next town is Mountain Valley, then on up to Fort Anderson.
Killer Dirk
Fort Anderson? Yeah, that's where Lightning Gym heads in, ain't it?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah, but I'm telling you, when you start out to get Lightning Jim, you're You're fooling with dynamite.
Killer Dirk
Dynamite? That's an idea.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Well, I don't have to tell you. He's the fastest drawing umbre on the plane.
Killer Dirk
Yeah, he ain't gonna get the chance to draw. I'm gonna set a trap for him. Yeah.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Kill a Dirk. The criminals and desperados of the Old west both feared and respected the reputation of United States Marshall Lightning Jim Whipple. But Killer Dirk was no ordinary outlaw. He was a savage, half crazed, cold blooded killer obsessed With a desire for revenge against Lightning Jim, we joined the marshal and his deputy, Whitey Larson, at their headquarters at Fort Anderson. What you remember recently, Father Adore Smith.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Yeah, we all come with us today.
Killer Dirk
Is that so?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You order coming on the state coach instead of bringing my puppy dog with them.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Well, that's good news.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
I can hardly read. By golly, I always wanted a good
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
dog and now I got one.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Yeah, by your minute, I'm going to
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
teach him not to trick.
Killer Dirk
Huh?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Teach you trick the dog.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
What you think I'm talking about?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I'm sorry, Whitey. I was just thinking about something else. If I snow, I'm more trouble. Yeah. The ranch is up around will it Cricket and having trouble with rustlers.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Well, that looks like some of a cross.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah, I reckon so. Get the horses, laddie. We're going up to see the sheriff at Bargeville. Well, we'll follow the stage, sail up past Willow Creek, and most likely we'll be running into it.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Oh, yo, that's good.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I want to see that puppy dog, and the sooner the kicker.
Killer Dirk
Oh.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Oh, boy. Oh,
Killer Dirk
there.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Howdy, jerk.
Killer Dirk
Hold your tongue. You talk to me in front of people. My name's Smith. Sam Smith. Got it. All right. Taking out passengers?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Reckon so.
Killer Dirk
Any cash? Nope, not this trip. Gone to Fort Anderson, huh? Yep.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Hey, wait. It looks like one of my passengers coming now. Pardon me, gentlemen. Which one of you is the stage driver? Right here, monsieur. What can I do for you? How soon's the stage going out? About nowhere. Where you going? I'm going to Fort Anderson. I'm in on the stage ahead of you, but he broke down. They told me I'd be riding with you.
Killer Dirk
Sure. Say, what's that box you're carrying, partner?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Why, this is a camera, mister. A camera? What do you do with it? Take a picture. Oh, yeah, Yeah, I heard of them picture machines. Hey, how did you work? Well, I got her all loaded and. Hey, that thing shoots. Shoot? Oh, sure, it shoots pictures.
Killer Dirk
That's very funny, mister.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah, I thought so, too. You see, all you do is just point it like this.
Killer Dirk
Point that thing at me.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
It won't hurt you, mister. I just want to take the shake.
Killer Dirk
Point that thing down or I'll blow your head off.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Don't you.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I didn't mean no harm. Honestly, I did.
Killer Dirk
Listen, greenhorn, don't you never point that contraption at me again, you understand?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I get you, mistress. Oh, there. Oh, boy. Come on, Rita, get out.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
All right. Come on, Pop. Come back here.
Killer Dirk
Get that dog out of here.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Stop it.
Killer Dirk
Come Here, get out of here.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Hey, what's the idea of kicking that dog?
Killer Dirk
He was aiming to bite me, wasn't he?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Why, he's only a puppy. He wouldn't bite you. You have no right to kick him.
Killer Dirk
Is that so? Well, any dog that barks at me
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
is going to get kicked.
Killer Dirk
And if that ain't enough, I'll twirl
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
him and make sorry down. Oh, no you don't. You try to shoot that dog and see what happen. Hold on, folks. Ain't no use losing your tempers over a dog.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Stop it, do you hear me?
Killer Dirk
If you want that dog to live, you better be trying him out.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Well, Driver, come over to the eating
Killer Dirk
house before you pull out. You know that man, Driver?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Why, sure, he's all right. He's got a trigger temper and I reckon he don't take much to dogs. Don't worry about him.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Well, he had no right to kick the dog just cause he barked.
Killer Dirk
That's what I say, ma'.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Am. Why, he was going to shoot my head off just because I wanted to get his picture. Can you imagine that? My golly, you ought to be in jail, that's what. Where are you folks going? Fort Anderson.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Why?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Say, that's where I'm going. Glad I'm going to have company. Sally Carr is my name, but the boys out here call me Chicago Charlie because that's where I live. Glad you know you, Mr. Carr. This is my daughter, Rita.
Killer Dirk
How are you, ma'?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Am?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Howdy. So you had a fight with that bully too?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I sure did. Thinks he's mighty handy with the shooting irons. Well, he ought to meet up with someone. I know a man who really knows how to handle a sick pewter. Who's that? Lightning Jim Whipple, the United States Marshal.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Do you know Lightning Jim?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Do I know him? Say, him and me as old friends. Well, that's why I'm going down to Fort Anderson to see him and his deputy, Whitey R. Larson. It's not so. Did you hear, Dr. Richard?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
I sure did, mister. We know lightning. And Whitey too. No.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah, it was Lightning Jim who saved my life. He caught a fellow who killed my brother and wounded me. Yeah, by golly, we do know him. Well, it sure is a small world. Imagine all of us meeting up like we did and finding we're all friends alright in the gym.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Yeah, and me and Pa are going down to Fort Anderson to see them too.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Looks like we're gonna have a big reunion. Yeah.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Oh, I almost forgot. We're taking this dog to Whitey. Our sheep dog Jenny had a little of Topsy. I promised Whitey he could have this one.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Say, he's gonna be mighty tickled, cuz that's a fine puppy. Yeah. See he wants to shake hands. By golly. Pardon me folks. I. I got a little business to do before we pull out. I'll be back in a little while. Yeah, that's all right, mister. I got to take this down to the livery stable anyhow at the team.
Killer Dirk
So they're all friends of Lightning Gyms, huh? Yeah.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
You laughing at?
Killer Dirk
I just had me an idea. Yeah? Yeah, I told you I figured to set a top to Lightning Jib. Yeah, Well, I kind of got a notion these friends of his and are going to help us.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
What?
Killer Dirk
You're taking that old man and his daughter and that green horn on the stage, ain't you?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Sure.
Killer Dirk
The stage pair across as well creek, don't it? Yep.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
And our first stop is the stage station at the Elm Fork. Then we go over to Willow Creek and into Fort Anderson.
Killer Dirk
And north of the creek as Bala Canyon.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Sure.
Killer Dirk
And up in that canyon is the old bolt of mine.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yep, but it ain't been work for years.
Killer Dirk
So much the better. Won't likely be nobody around to bother us.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I don't bother you. What you planning to do?
Killer Dirk
I'll be waiting for you at the Willow Creek Bridge. I'm holding up the stage. Yeah.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
The old man in that city, Jasper, ought to be carrying cash.
Killer Dirk
Nah, that ain't what I'm driving at.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Well, if you ain't taking the cash, well, what are you holding up a stage with?
Killer Dirk
I'm taking the gal, Savvy.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Oh, and what are you going to do with her?
Killer Dirk
Take her up to the bowl to mine. And I'll be leaving tracks a blind man could follow.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah.
Killer Dirk
You take the other two hombres in the Fort Anderson and tell Lightning Jim you was held up and the girl was kidnapped. You understand?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah, sure.
Killer Dirk
The marshal and his deputy will pick up the trail easy and walk right into the trap, see? Oh yeah.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Pick him off from ambush.
Killer Dirk
No, shooting's too good for them coyotes. Got a better idea? Yeah. Right now I gotta pick up some dynamite.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Dynamite?
Killer Dirk
Yeah. When you set a trap for rats, you use cheese. Well, I'm setting a trap for two skunk law badges. And I'm using dynamite.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Will Mad Killer Dirk be able to carry out his plot to get Lightning Gym? The exciting climax of this thrilling story will come in part two, which follows immediately. Sa. And now for part two of the Lightning Gym adventure. Lightning Jim and the mad killer Dirk. The stagecoach that is taking Rita Adolph and Chicago Charlie to Fort Anderson pulls up at a stage station along the trail. This is the Elm Fork station, folks. Soon as we change teams, we'll be moving on to Fort Anderson.
Killer Dirk
Good.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Ready? Let us get out and stretch a picture.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Come on, Pop.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I'm step as a boy. By golly, these stagecoaches got hot seats. By golly, here comes two riders.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Yeah, and when you look who it is.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Howdy, folks. Hello there.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Welcome boy.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
It's good to see you again. My God. Hold it, boys, hold it. I want to get your picture. Thunder Age and Whitey. Will you look who's here?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You beanie minute. It's just called the shorty.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Where can you pick? You're there trying to steal my stuff. Hey, no. Where'd you and Rita pick up this gray calf? At Mountain Valley. Mountain Valley? He did not have no brand on him, so we brought him along.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Well, if you ask him, me, I think Charlie's camera is a pretty good brand.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
That's right, man. Sure, my camera is brand new. Yes, when it comes to bum.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Yeah, you take the price shortly.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Oh, is that so? Now just for that, I won't take your picture.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You bring him. This is my puppet. Your hair, my girlish. Look here. The last time I seen her, she
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
was just a tiny little thing. My goodness is getting big though. She's a smart dog. Oh, you used to it. Can I teach her some tricks? Yeah, that gives me an idea. Whitey, you teach the dog to catch outlaws and we won't have to work no more.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Well, that is the fun if you think like this.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
But this little yigga's mommy, she helped us take the feller the shahid off, didn't she? That's right, Whitey. Ah, Jenny is the smartest dog that ever lived by country. Oh, that's what you can get off. But I think. Yeah, his daughter is smarter.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Hey, Whitening.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Whitening, get back on your horses. Oh, here comes Jolly with his camera. Yes, sir. I want a picture of Lightning Jim and Thunder and Whitey and his new dog. Well, see, that ain't special there, buddy.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You like him? Sure. We'd like a picture like that, wouldn't we, Paul?
Killer Dirk
Oh, sure.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
There, you see? Go on, get on your horses, boy. Come on. All right, tell me a Thunders. Come here, boy. Come on.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Lightning Thunder's the prettiest peace of Porsche place I ever saw.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Oh, he sure is, ma'. Am. Thunder famous. Will you hand the puppy to Whiting?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You want me to hold the dog or pair in the shed.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Oh, that's right. Come here, pop. Yeah, yeah. There you are.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
My feet.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Now, let's have some action, fellas. Pull out your six children. All right, Charlie, how's it? Ah, good. Now Hope still.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Why, puppy? Don't worry, Whitey.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
I got the picture before the dog. I hope that turns out, kids. Well, wait till you see it. All right, folks are ready to go. Oh, hello, Marshall. Audrey. Driver.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Oh, Lightning. Are you and Whitey going to ride back with us?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
No, ma'.
Killer Dirk
Am.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Me and Whitey got a little business over at Bardville. Not just few miles from here and then we're coming back to Fort Anthrop. So make yourselves comfortable and take a look around the town when we get back. We will do that like. Yeah, sure. Maybe I'll have the picture develop when you come back.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You think maybe we could take the puppy with.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
No, I don't think so, Whitey. We got work to do. He ain't old enough to sail after us yet. Oh, I suppose. Goodbye, puppy. You miss going to be a real person. I'm a pretty lucky fellow. Ner.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
He.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
It's a whole lot too young a mess.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Oh, don't argue with him, Paul. Please
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
go down off of that punk
Killer Dirk
driver and shoot your hands in the air. All right, folks, get out and put him up. Get away.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You change, mister. Don't shoot him.
Killer Dirk
Lucky for him he ran back of them rocks. I turn around and face the truck. Oliver. Well, they ain't carrying guns. Reckon I'll be taking your cash.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Listen, mister, that's all the money I got. Shut up, Charlie. You want to get killed?
Killer Dirk
You don't want to get killed. Are you too humbly. Stick your faces in the coach and don't move or I'll drill you. Now, miss, you'll be getting up on that horse of mine.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
What?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Get up on your. Your horse?
Killer Dirk
Yes. And don't try no funny business or I'll drill you and your old man too.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
You get me? You can't do this.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You hear me? You can't do this.
Killer Dirk
Behind you.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
You can't come back here.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Hey, doc, you kidnapped her. I'm going after her.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah, but you ain't got no horse. No, but you got horses pulling this safe coach. You want to hit one of those horses. That won't do you no good. You ain't got no gun. Ah, that is so safe.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You got guns.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Why didn't that outlaw take you guns? Well, I reckon he must have forgot him. So he forgot him. Listen, I know who that fellow was. He was the fellow you was talking with back at Mount Valley. He was the fellow that kicked the dog. Ja. I could not see his face, but I know his voice, by golly. Ah, you're talking through your hat. Stop. So it was you and him that landed. You give me that horse and the gun or I break every bone in your body. Ah, you're plum crazy. I ain't giving you no gun and you ain't taking a horse. Why, you low down coyote. I. I'll show you. Stay right where you are, mister. I got you covered. I'm shooting. If you move a step, I want life. Good one, Johnny. Yeah, I hit him on the head with my camera tripod when he wasn't looking. Yeah, you knocked him down. By golly. He wouldn't give me his guns, so I'll take them. Say, are you really going after that bandit Adolf? Ah, you bet. First we get a rope and tie off the screw cap. Yeah, that's right. Then we put him in the coach. I'll take one of the horses and you drive the face to Fort Anderson and wait till Lightning Jim comes back. You tell him that he was held up and he can follow us to the trail. Sure, I'll do that. Say, where's the dog? Oh, I don't know. Maybe she followed after that bandit. Maybe so, but we ain't got no time to worry about that dog now. He's got to save Rita.
Killer Dirk
Go on, Miss. East side of your mind. What's the idea? Where'd that dog come from?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
He must have followed us up from the stagecoach. Please don't murder. He's just a puppy.
Killer Dirk
Well, I don't like dogs. Say, she starts barking at me like she's done before, I'll throw her.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Oh, she won't barking.
Killer Dirk
You'd better not if she knows what's good for her. Sit down on that rock.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Well, if it's money you want parking
Killer Dirk
Jim, it ain't money I'm after. I'm setting a little sup for your friend, the United States Marshal.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You mean Lightning Jim?
Killer Dirk
Yeah, Lightning Gym. You see this package I got? It's a little bit present for the marshal.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
And that's the way it happened.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Lightning.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Gosh, I thought you'd never get here. Charlie, you say the band has held
Killer Dirk
up the stage at Willow Quick?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Yeah, and he took Reed on his
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
horse and went north. North to the cricket for the 10. Yeah, and a Doubt took one of the stage horses? Sure.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
He took the driver's guns and went
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
out after the bandit And Rita looks
Adolph / Whitey Larson
like this driver watching Goose.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Like the outlaw? Yeah. You're taken to the jail and then we're heading for Boulder Canyon.
Killer Dirk
Thank you. Let's just get him.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Pretty dark like that.
Killer Dirk
Yeah.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Gonna have to look at them tracks.
Killer Dirk
Sure. Yes. He's like that outlaw.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
And she's smart. Well, then you should follow his trail. Yeah, he could have gone over the
Killer Dirk
rocks, but he fixed the open ground and left fresh tracks all the way. You can see You've done that on purpose.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Looks like it, buddy. Then maybe this is a trap. Sit down, buddy.
Killer Dirk
Keep behind the clouds.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Behind. It's a. Put up your hands, whoever you are.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
I've got you.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Cover.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You believe Minnie? Yes.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
He's Adolph. Don't shoot. It's near for it.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Lightning.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Thanks. Are two combs. Good thing you spoke up, Adolph. You were ready to shoot it out. Sure. It was a close one. Yeah, it's so dark I couldn't see who it was. I lost the trail. Lightning, we've got to find Rita. Take it easy, Adolph. He'll catch up with that Jasper. Charlie tell you? Yeah, he told us everything. Why did you take it? Well, that's what we got to find out.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
He to follow the trail in the door.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
They most likely taking her to a cabin or cave up here in the canyon. Why do you cross over and go up the far ridge? Eat off. You come with me. Yeah. Now listen.
Killer Dirk
Eat low.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Be careful.
Killer Dirk
You meet at the north end of
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
the canyon by the waterfall.
Killer Dirk
Two boys.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Easy, boy. Hands up. One move and I'm talking. All right, mister.
Killer Dirk
What are you doing up here, partner?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Going up the board, Sweden.
Killer Dirk
Well, that's a good one, Swede. I know who you are. Whitey Larson. Where's your partner, Lightning Jim?
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Oh, he's surrounded, I guess.
Killer Dirk
No, his next stop. I want to see him bad.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
What you do that for?
Killer Dirk
You must have been together. So maybe them shots will bring him here.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
This seems to be about the place where we heard them shot Adolf.
Killer Dirk
Yeah. By God, it looks like a cave.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
That's the entrance to an old mine.
Killer Dirk
Been preserved for years. We forgot it was here.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Don't move. Adolph. Look inside that rock. Yeah, you figure.
Killer Dirk
No, the rock saved him.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
You think he's alone? Can't be sure yet.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
I know you're shooting it out.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Right, Ms. Jim.
Killer Dirk
I got the girl and just sweet Pepperi.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
You hear that? He's got mighty too. Yeah.
Killer Dirk
You better come out peaceable or I'll drill these two.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Why, he's a dirty loot. Hold on, Adolph. Sounds like a crazy man can't take any chances. All right, mister, keep your hands in the air.
Killer Dirk
Marshal. Sure.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Come on, Adolph. When we get up to him, you call the reader. Maybe I can get a chance to draw on him. Now, come on.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Come on.
Killer Dirk
I ain't waiting all night.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
All right, mister, we're coming.
Killer Dirk
Well, well, if it ain't the old man, too. Seems like everybody here. This is the end of your trail, Lightning.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Jim, where's my daughter? You'll see. Get away from me. Get away from. You got him, lightning?
Killer Dirk
Yeah.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Thanks for the dog.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Is it?
Killer Dirk
Yeah.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Good lord, adolph, I know this Jasper. It's killer dirk. Rita. And quite. He must be inside. Come on, quick. Now, Rita,
Killer Dirk
You take Rita now as a quiet girl.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Are you all right?
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You never send pegs again.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
There you are. Did you get him? Yeah, I got him wedded. And the puppy here helped us. My darling. That's right, Adolph. When he heard your boy that came running out of here and bumped into dirt. When Jack's turned, I had a chance to draw and shoot him.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
And I told you she was a smart dog. Did you know this man before I knew, yes, ma'.
Killer Dirk
Am.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Why do you meet Trap Jack and his gang in a mine? They wouldn't come out, so we threatened to blow him out with dynamite.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
That explains why there's not some dynamite in here. I know, I. Yes, there's the fuse running outside. He was going to capture you and set that fire to the fuse. You're blowing a soul up with this idea. Getting ruined by.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yes, you was right. I think he was a math man. So you see, surely there was my
Adolph / Whitey Larson
dog that saved the day.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Holy smoke, that sure was a close one. Well, folks, Chicago Charlie has got a real surprise for you.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
You have a kind of a surprise here.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Take a look at this picture.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
This is the picture lighting in the. Near the door.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
Yeah. Let's have a look at it right now. Oh, me too.
Adolph / Whitey Larson
Oh, yes.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
That is the best picture but I ever seen by
Adolph / Whitey Larson
the dog sitting up there on the saddle with me. I think he's the best thing in the picture.
Narrator / Lightning Jim Whipple
And so ends another thrilling chapter in the lives of United States Marshall Lightning Jim Whipple and his deputy, Whitey Larson.
Killer Dirk
Sam. Sa.
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Killer Dirk
Foreign
Andrew Rines (Host)
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Killer Dirk
Ra.
Host: Andrew Rhynes
Original Air Date: 1952
Podcast Date: July 24, 2026
This episode of Old Time Radio Westerns highlights a digitally restored classic adventure of Lightning Jim, entitled “Mad Killer Dirk.” Set in the untamed Old West, the story pits U.S. Marshal Lightning Jim Whipple against the infamous outlaw Killer Dirk, who is bent on revenge. The drama unfolds along a treacherous stagecoach route, involving a daring kidnapping, old rivals, and a fiendish plot laced with dynamite. Key themes include redemption, friendship, loyalty, and the ever-present battle between law and lawlessness.
Dirk’s Threatening Charm:
“You know why they call me Killer Dirk?” —Killer Dirk [05:50]
The Puppy Becomes a Hero: “I told you she was a smart dog. It was my dog that saved the day.” —Adolph [29:31–29:33]
Structuring the Trap: “When you set a trap for rats, you use cheese... I’m setting a trap for two skunk law badges. And I’m using dynamite.” —Killer Dirk [14:20]
Final Picture and Comic Relief: “That is the best picture but I ever seen by... the dog sitting up there on the saddle with me. I think he's the best thing in the picture.” —Whitey/Adolph [30:00–30:05]
| Timestamp | Segment | Description | |-----------|---------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:57 | Plot setup begins—Dirk and Slim | Dirk explains his revenge plan against Lightning Jim | | 04:25 | Stagecoach holdup (first appearance) | Dirk robs Slim, introduces his grudge, mentions jail break | | 13:43 | The kidnapping plot exposed | Dirk speaks of abducting Rita to lure Jim | | 20:08 | Stagecoach robbery/kidnapping in action | Dirk holds up the coach, seizes Rita | | 24:26 | Lightning Jim picks up Dirk’s trail | Jim and Whitey realize it’s a trap, proceed carefully | | 27:05 | High-stakes stand-off at mine | Dirk threatens to kill his hostages | | 28:35 | Puppy intervenes, Dirk defeated | Dog’s heroics allow Lightning Jim to save the day | | 29:41 | Group receives photograph | Comic relief and camaraderie, dog’s heroics celebrated | | 30:24 | Story concludes, lessons learned | Wrap-up and reflection on teamwork and loyalty |
“Mad Killer Dirk” delivers classic Western suspense and adventure, elevated by crisp audio restoration. The episode combines action-packed stagecoach heists, clever plotting by a genuinely menacing outlaw, warm moments of frontier friendship, and the endearing heroism of a puppy. Memorable for its engaging characters and dramatic tension, this vintage radio drama earns new life, echoing the timeless allure of justice and camaraderie in the Old West.
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