Return of Laughing Bandit | The Cisco Kid (04-01-54)

Summary

Podcast Summary: Old Time Radio Westerns – "Return of Laughing Bandit" | The Cisco Kid (04-01-54)

Host: Andrew Rhynes
Release Date: February 11, 2025

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Introduction

Old Time Radio Westerns welcomes listeners to another thrilling episode titled "Return of Laughing Bandit", originally aired on April 1, 1954. Hosted by Andrew Rhines, this episode revives the classic adventures of the Cisco Kid with enhanced digital restoration that brings the Wild West to life with unprecedented audio clarity.

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Setting the Stage

The episode opens in the rugged and mysterious Great Oak country, a wild, savage, and mountainous region known for its unusual natural phenomena, such as the underground lake in the Iron Mountain caves. The narrative introduces the infamous Laughing Bandit, a cunning outlaw who has recently escaped from custody, sparking a quest for vengeance against his nemesis, the Cisco Kid.

Narrator:
"Here's adventure, here's romance. Here's the famous Robin Hood of the Old West."

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The Stagecoach Hold-Up

The story begins with the Laughing Bandit and his henchmen intercepting a stagecoach. Their objective is clear: kidnap the sheriff's son and lure the Cisco Kid into a deadly trap.

Laughing Bandit (02:35):
"This is what I've missed, Ned. The thrills, the excitement, the holding of a man's life in my two hands."

Ned (02:41):
"Yeah. Sage will be along in a minute, Gil."

The bandit meticulously plans the hold-up, ensuring no immediate violence to maintain the element of surprise and control.

Laughing Bandit (03:02):
"He's the only man who ever outwitted me. Now he'll suffer for it, Ned. He'll suffer and die."

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Cisco Kid and Pancho's Investigation

Meanwhile, the Cisco Kid and his loyal companion, Pancho, are anticipant of the sheriff's son's arrival back from college. Unbeknownst to them, their meeting is sabotaged by the Laughing Bandit’s plot.

Cisco Kid (04:35):
"Hey, big day for Chevy Moy, Cisco."

Pancho (04:38):
"See, Pancho, the sheriff's son is coming home today from college in the East."

As the stagecoach approaches, Cisco and Pancho take shelter from the impending rain, unaware of the danger lurking.

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The Lure to Iron Mountain

The Laughing Bandit successfully executes the hold-up, killing one passenger and capturing the sheriff’s son. He leaves a cryptic message for the Cisco Kid, prompting him to follow to the Iron Mountain caves.

Laughing Bandit (05:43):
"We'll see. Oh, the sheriff's in there alone."

Cisco and Pancho decipher the bandit’s note, which features a drawing of a mountain and a body of water, indicating the location of the underground lake.

Pancho (09:01):
"Only I could understand these drawings. Let us look at this paper again."

Realizing the significance of the message, they set out to confront the bandit in the treacherous caves.

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Confrontation in the Caves

Upon reaching Iron Mountain, Cisco and Pancho navigate the dark and ominous environment. The Laughing Bandit anticipates their arrival, setting up traps to ensure their downfall.

Laughing Bandit (10:44):
"O, yes, he has been in custody. But he may have escaped."

As they delve deeper, the tension escalates with the rising water level threatening their lives.

Laughing Bandit (12:12):
"He sees you and dry pondoline snow."

Amidst the chaos, Ned, the loyal henchman, attempts to execute the bandit's plan by securing Cisco and the sheriff's son to iron stakes by the lake's edge.

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Turning the Tables

Despite being cornered, Cisco and Pancho display resilience and strategic thinking. Pancho manages to free the sheriff’s son, Senor Dave, and together with Cisco, they begin to dismantle the bandit’s scheme.

Pancho (18:16):
"That you will go to the side entrance of the caves and make sure our horses are under the ledge and out of the rain."

Their efforts culminate in a daring escape and a final showdown with the Laughing Bandit.

Pancho (20:04):
"Next thing is to get that knife out of his belt and cut these ropes and cut you two free."

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Climactic Showdown and Resolution

The climax unfolds as the Laughing Bandit confronts Sheriff Morris, leading to a heated exchange. Just as the situation seems dire, Cisco and Pancho intervene, overpowering the bandit and ensuring justice is served.

Laughing Bandit (22:12):
"Yes, Sheriff, I am."

Sheriff Morris (23:12):
"You murder? You're lying to me."

In the ensuing conflict, the Sheriff manages to regain control, and the Laughing Bandit meets his end, thwarted by the relentless pursuit of the Cisco Kid and Pancho.

Pancho (24:16):
"I think he is, Chico. This time the law will see that he stays right where he is."

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Conclusion

The episode wraps up with a victorious Cisco Kid and Pancho reflecting on their adventure. The digital restoration enhances every dramatic moment, from the suspense of the underground lake to the final resolution, making this classic tale more immersive than ever.

Narrator:
"And so ends another exciting adventure with O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the west, the Cisco Kid."

Host, Andrew Rines (29:02):
"Thanks for listening, and I hope you enjoyed."

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Notable Quotes

• Laughing Bandit (02:35):
  "This is what I've missed, Ned. The thrills, the excitement, the holding of a man's life in my two hands."

• Cisco Kid (05:11):
  "The rain is pouring down now."

• Pancho (09:01):
  "Only I could understand these drawings. Let us look at this paper again."

• Pancho (18:16):
  "That you will go to the side entrance of the caves and make sure our horses are under the ledge and out of the rain."

• Sheriff Morris (22:15):
  "You'll sit where you are. It so happens I have a couple of guns of my own, and I'm quite capable of using them."

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Final Thoughts

"Return of Laughing Bandit" exemplifies the timeless charm of Old Time Radio Westerns, blending adventure, suspense, and heroism. With exceptional digital restoration, listeners are transported back to the golden age of radio, experiencing the Wild West like never before. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the Cisco Kid's adventures, this episode offers an engaging and immersive journey into the frontier.

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Transcript

[Andrew Rines]

Foreign welcome to the Old Time Radio Westerns. I'm your host, Andrew Rines. And today's episode is brought to you by Amazon.com if you plan doing any online shopping, first go to otrwesterns.com to start your shopping experience today. Well, today's episode is going to be the Cisco Kid Original air date is April 1, 1954 and the title is Return of Laughing Bandit. Hope you enjoy. And again, thanks for listening.

[Narrator]

Here's adventure, here's romance. Here's the famous Robin Hood of the Old West.

[Cisco Kid]

Cisco, he shedding.

[Pancho]

He is getting closer this way.

[Narrator]

Pancho Pomelo, the Cisco K. Now, the Cisco Kid in our exciting story, Return of the Laughing Bandit. The country of the Great Oak is wild and savage and mountainous. It is said that many odd things of nature are in that country. For example, in the great caves of Iron Mountain, an underground lake that rises with the rain. And it was to this country that the Laughing Bandit returned when he escaped from the institution to which he had been committed. Returned with a smile on his lips and murder in his heart. As our story opens, the Laughing Bandit, together with his henchmen, is crouched by the side of a stagecoach roan.

[Laughing Bandit]

This is what I've missed, Ned. The thrills, the excitement, the holding of a man's life in my two hands.

[Ned]

Yeah. Sage will be along in a minute, Gil.

[Laughing Bandit]

Yeah, with the sheriff's son on board, we'll take him to the cave, Ned, and then we'll get word to the Cisco Kid. Everything is working perfectly, Ned. Even the feel of rain is in the air.

[Ned]

You sure got it in for Cisco, boss.

[Laughing Bandit]

He's the only man who ever outwitted me. Now he'll suffer for it, Ned. He'll suffer and die.

[Ned]

Here comes the stage.

[Laughing Bandit]

Oh, this is glorious, Ned. Glorious. It's nostalgic. Let me be sure. I have this message for Cisco. Yep, I have it all right. Ned, come on.

[Cisco Kid]

Stop the party. Driver.

[Laughing Bandit]

Turn out the passengers.

[Sheriff Morris]

Ned, come out of there with your hands up.

[Laughing Bandit]

Two passengers. One a rancher or a storekeeper. The other's a sheriff's son.

[Sheriff's Son]

So this is a hold up, huh?

[Laughing Bandit]

It's a bit more than a holdup, young man. Take him to one side, Ned, and be sure his arms are tied securely.

[Sheriff's Son]

Hey, what's the idea?

[Ned]

Shut up, you.

[Laughing Bandit]

Without violence, Ned. Without violence. Violence is vulgar. Hey, driver, give this paper to the Cisco Kid. I'm told he's now in the town of Great Oak. Now for you, rancher or storekeeper or whatever you are. I see no redeeming features about you to justify your continued existence. So.

[Pancho]

No. No.

[Laughing Bandit]

Yes. This is what I've missed. Proceed, driver. Everything is perfect, Ned. It's even beginning to rain. Come on, now. Let's get back to the caves and wait for Cisco.

[Cisco Kid]

Hey, big day for Chevy Moy, Cisco.

[Pancho]

See, Pancho, the sheriff's son is coming home today from college in the East.

[Cisco Kid]

How old do you say? You not Cisco?

[Pancho]

Oh, I would say about 21, 22.

[Cisco Kid]

Too bad the sheriff not going to meet him at this stage.

[Pancho]

It's a big disappointment to him, amigo. But he cut his leg badly with an axe, so for some days he will have to stay in his bed.

[Cisco Kid]

The sheriff asked us to meet his son at the stage.

[Pancho]

Huh?

[Cisco Kid]

Stage late. She's cold.

[Pancho]

Eh, little bit late, Pancho, But I think in a moment or two it'll be coming around the bend. Unless, of course, they are having heavy rains up in the mountains to wash out the road.

[Cisco Kid]

The rain Here now, Cisco.

[Pancho]

See, he's beginning to drizzle. Let us take our horses and get under the roof of that shed. Come on, Diablo.

[Cisco Kid]

Come on. Loco. Loco. Come on.

[Pancho]

Ah, there's the stage poncho. Just coming around the bend. The way that driver is coming in, he must be making up lost time.

[Cisco Kid]

The horses are full. Gallop, Cisco.

[Pancho]

Hey.

[Cisco Kid]

The driver run over this way. Cisco.

[Sheriff Morris]

Hey, Cisco. Hey, Cisco. Cisco.

[Pancho]

Seem to be excited, driver. What is the matter?

[Sheriff Morris]

I sure got good reason to be excited. We got held up along the flats. Two hombres. One of them spoke kind of soft and culture like and laughed. And he gunned down one of my passengers.

[Pancho]

There's a devil, Cisco. Which one of your passengers Drive her quickly.

[Cisco Kid]

Not the son of the sheriff?

[Pancho]

No, no, no, not here.

[Sheriff Morris]

They took the sheriff's son with him. Here's a note they said to give you, Cisco.

[Pancho]

Note?

[Cisco Kid]

What the note say, Cisco?

[Pancho]

What?

[Cisco Kid]

Do not say.

[Pancho]

It does not say anything. Pancho. All this note contains is a drawing. This part seems to be a mountain, and this is a body of water.

[Cisco Kid]

What that down there?

[Pancho]

I judge it to be a drawing of a man laughing.

[Sheriff Morris]

Yeah, he was the one that handed me the note. The laughing one.

[Pancho]

The laughing one. Madre mia. Pancho, do you suppose this can be the Laughing Bandido?

[Sheriff Morris]

But the Laughing Bandit's in custody, ain't he?

[Cisco Kid]

He's here a long time. Been accosted.

[Pancho]

Not in custody, Pancho. In custody, see?

[Cisco Kid]

Custody. Custody he been in.

[Pancho]

You're right, driver. He has been in custody. But he may have escaped. You say the two bandidos took the young man with them.

[Sheriff Morris]

Yeah, yeah, that's right, Cisco.

[Pancho]

Well, let us not tell the sheriff about these just yet. Would worry him. Driver, just say that the young senor did not come in on the stage. That is the truth. And the sheriff will look for him tomorrow instead. All right. Now tell us exactly where the holdup took place, and Poncho and I will ride out there at once.

[Laughing Bandit]

Rain's coming down nicely now, Ned.

[Ned]

Yeah, but they could do without it. I'm sold.

[Laughing Bandit]

Your trouble, Ned, is that you have no imagination. You come of peasant stock, therefore you react only to creature comforts and discomfort. Vengeance and the refinements of vengeance have no meaning for you. Why waste words on you?

[Ned]

Here are the caves.

[Laughing Bandit]

Yeah. Dark and gloomy. Fitting atmosphere. Get the young man down off the horse, Ned.

[Narrator]

Yep.

[Pancho]

Come down, you.

[Sheriff's Son]

My father will get even with you two hombres for this.

[Laughing Bandit]

By the end of the day, I venture to say, your father will be dead. And will you?

[Cisco Kid]

What?

[Pancho]

Why, you.

[Cisco Kid]

Shut up.

[Ned]

Now lie there and keep quiet.

[Laughing Bandit]

Let's have a look at the lake, Ned.

[Ned]

Don't seem to be rising any gill.

[Laughing Bandit]

No, not as yet. But when the tributaries start pouring in the rainwater, the lake will rise. It'll arrive perhaps 10ft, Ned, and that'll be enough. Quite enough.

[Ned]

You want me to drive in those iron stakes, boss?

[Laughing Bandit]

Yeah, by all means, Ned. Drive them in securely, close to the edge of the water. And when the Cisco Kid arrives. Oh, this will be a glorious vengeance for my months of imprisonment, Ned. A glorious vengeance.

[Pancho]

Well, they have a. Ho, ho. Ho. Ho ho, ho.

[Cisco Kid]

This is the place.

[Pancho]

According to the driver of the stage.

[Cisco Kid]

The rain wash away the tracks. He's going off?

[Pancho]

I'm afraid so. But we will see. Well, there's a faint trace of the tracks left, but not enough to follow those bandidos far.

[Cisco Kid]

The rain wash all the tracks away soon.

[Pancho]

Hey, that is just it, Poncho. The way the rain is coming down, in 10 more minutes there will not be a sign of a track.

[Cisco Kid]

See, Santo, what we do not she screw. What we do? What we do, huh?

[Pancho]

Only I could understand these drawings. Let us look at this paper again.

[Cisco Kid]

Yeah, look at it again.

[Pancho]

Again. Hold your poncho. A poncho so the rain will not fall on the paper.

[Cisco Kid]

Hold of the poncho.

[Pancho]

Now we will see a mountain. That is what that must mean.

[Cisco Kid]

Mountain, Hill. It might be an elephant, Cisco.

[Pancho]

No, no, it's not an elephant.

[Cisco Kid]

It's not an elephant.

[Pancho]

And this looks to me like a body of water.

[Cisco Kid]

Body of water.

[Pancho]

It is drawn under the mountain. What that means, I do not know, Pancho. Obviously, the Laughing Bandido meant it to convey some meaning or other. But as far as I'm concerned, the meaning is not clear.

[Cisco Kid]

Not clear. But one thing clear, Cisco.

[Pancho]

What is that?

[Cisco Kid]

You rain harder caves in the mountain and hurt Cisco will rise to the caves and keep drying. Huh?

[Pancho]

Caves? Caves. I think you have hit upon something, amigo.

[Cisco Kid]

Hit something What? Fancy hit.

[Pancho]

There are caves inside that mountain. Also there is a body of water, I am told. An underground river that washes, widens out into a small lake. It's just the sort of a place he would go to. Pancho, you and I are going to investigate those caves.

[Cisco Kid]

And gidding out the rain too, huh?

[Pancho]

Say now, Pancho. Listen to me, Pancho.

[Cisco Kid]

Listen to Cisco.

[Pancho]

Neither of us knows anything about those caves. We have never been in them.

[Cisco Kid]

Never been in them.

[Pancho]

So we must take no chances.

[Cisco Kid]

No chances.

[Pancho]

The Laughing Bandido will know the cave, every inch of them. He is thorough. Very well, then do exactly as I say. For the Laughing Bandido would kill us as quickly as he would look at us. Just remember that. Come, let us be going.

[Ned]

That makes three of them big spikes I've driven in the rocks again.

[Laughing Bandit]

That should be quite enough, Ned. Right at the water's edge.

[Ned]

Water ain't risen any yet.

[Laughing Bandit]

Oh, yes, it has. According to the mark I have there, it has risen nearly half an inch. Now Sisko will only arrive.

[Ned]

That makes you think he will, boss?

[Laughing Bandit]

Because I know Cisco. Sheriff Morris is a close friend of Cisco's. And Cisco will feel responsible for the sheriff's son. Let's get back to the entrance, Ned.

[Ned]

I ain't anxious to tango with that Cisco Kid.

[Laughing Bandit]

He's bad medicine, to use your expression, Ned. I flatter myself that I'm rather bad medicine, too.

[Ned]

Yeah, sure.

[Laughing Bandit]

Let us have no more apprehensions regarding the Siso Kid. Here's the main entrance, Ned. Yeah, there's also a side entrance. I'll stand guard at this one, you at the other. And I don't want Cisco shot and.

[Ned]

Killed, just as you say.

[Laughing Bandit]

I want him taken alive. So, Ned, if he comes in this entrance, I'll rope him. Yeah, if he comes in your entrance. Since you're not good at roping, push some rocks off the ledge above the entrance. Enough to stand and disable Cisco.

[Ned]

Better to gun him right down, boss.

[Laughing Bandit]

Is this a rebellion, Ned?

[Ned]

No, no. Put that gun away, Kill. I'll do as you say.

[Laughing Bandit]

You'd better. And you'd be wise never to Question an order of mine again, Ned. Because you know I'd kill you in a minute. Now get busy, Cisco.

[Cisco Kid]

Much will be glad to be in the grave. Rain is poured down now.

[Pancho]

There's a heavy rain indeed, Pancho. I believe that is the entrance to the cave ahead there, amigo. For they'll hold. I can just make out what looks like a cave entrance.

[Cisco Kid]

Good not to see, Cisco. Because if we not can see the Laughing Bandido, the Laughing Bandido not can see us.

[Pancho]

See, that is quite true. Which gives us a little advantage. Pancho, I wonder if there is another entrance to the caves. I believe I remember Sheriff Morris telling me of a side entrance. If so, the only place it could be would be around to the left. Come on, Diabo.

[Cisco Kid]

Robo to the left. Loco to the left. Loco. Why are we going to decide?

[Pancho]

The Laughing Bandido expects us to come here. No doubt of that. He'll be watching for us. Probably from the front entrance. It looks like an entrance. I believe it is. We'll leave our horses under that overhanging ledge, Chico, and go into the caves on foot.

[Cisco Kid]

He's a good idea, Cisco. Bossy Bean at the range.

[Pancho]

All right. Have your guns ready to move with.

[Cisco Kid]

Ready, too.

[Pancho]

Follow me.

[Cisco Kid]

Follow you? We in the big cave now.

[Pancho]

She's so your voice down in here. Be careful going underneath this other ledge. Look out, Pancho. Someone is on that ledge.

[Cisco Kid]

Me the big rocks. Come down.

[Pancho]

Back, Pancho. Back quickly. Got them both, boss. Cisco and his pardon.

[Laughing Bandit]

I'll be right there. Good work, Ned. Fine work. The Cisco Kid. Get busy and tie them to those stakes at the water's edge, Ned, before they come to also tie up. The sheriff's done the same way. This is a lovely vengeance, Ned. A lovely vengeance.

[Narrator]

In the hands of a merciless killer. Cisco's chances are slim indeed. In just a moment, we'll return to the Cisco Kid. Now back to the Cisco Kids. And in our exciting story, Return of the Laughing Bandit. By way of luring the Cisco Kid to the great caves of Iron Mountain with its underground lake, the Laughing Bandit held up the stage, killed one of the passengers and took the son of Sheriff Morris to the caves. Then he sent a cryptic message to Cisco indicating where Cisco was to come. But as Cisco and Pancho walked into a side entrance of the caves, the Laughing Bandit's henchmen sent down upon them a shower of rocks and debris from an overhead ledge, stunning them both now at the edge of the lake.

[Laughing Bandit]

Be sure they're tied securely, Ned.

[Ned]

One more knot on this one. They will be, Gil. Now. They won't get away.

[Laughing Bandit]

The water's rising faster now. All right, Ned, go get the sheriff's son. Bring him here in time for that third stake.

[Ned]

All right.

[Pancho]

Pancho. Pancho.

[Cisco Kid]

Oh, Pancho. Have a bad dream, Cisco? Pancho got a head like a nightmare.

[Pancho]

So the laughing bandido did return.

[Laughing Bandit]

Yes, Cisco, he did.

[Cisco Kid]

Pancho. Tight, Cisco. Pancho's hands and features tight.

[Pancho]

Oh, I mind, Pancho.

[Cisco Kid]

Pancho's features in the water, Cisco.

[Laughing Bandit]

Quite true. This is the underground lake. The water's rising, Cisco.

[Pancho]

Rising, madame.

[Cisco Kid]

He'd cover us soon, Cisco. He drowned us, Cisco.

[Pancho]

Keep a grip on yourself, Pancho. We are not beaten yet.

[Laughing Bandit]

But you will be soon. You'll drown, both of you. Along with the sheriff's son.

[Pancho]

Santo, here is Senor Dave.

[Sheriff's Son]

They got me off the stage, Cisco.

[Ned]

Get down there, squirt. I'll tie you to that third stage.

[Laughing Bandit]

No.

[Pancho]

No.

[Sheriff's Son]

If you're gonna kill me, go ahead and shoot me.

[Pancho]

But this. I see you, Dave. You're the son of your father, a brave man. Do not give these cowardly dogs the satisfaction of flinching.

[Sheriff's Son]

You're right, Cisco.

[Cisco Kid]

Punch in that flinch. But punching that like the wool. But I'm pants as ankles now.

[Pancho]

This young senor has done nothing. Bandido. There's no reason to kill him.

[Laughing Bandit]

That's for me to say, Cisco. Perhaps you don't remember the part the sheriff had in my arrest along with you. But I do remember this young man dies and the sheriff will know he's dying. I'll make sure he does know. You buzzard.

[Pancho]

You cowardly coyote.

[Laughing Bandit]

Go on, Cisco. Fight to get free. I enjoy it.

[Pancho]

Yeah.

[Ned]

The young squirt's tied too, boss.

[Laughing Bandit]

Good. You're quite invaluable, Ned. Now, I'm going to ask you to stand guard here in the cave while I ride to town to talk with the sheriff.

[Ned]

You're coming back, Gill?

[Laughing Bandit]

Oh, yes. I've just about time before the water rises. Enough. What are you gonna do?

[Sheriff's Son]

Kill my father?

[Cisco Kid]

Yes, but the sheriff is hurt. He not can defend himself.

[Laughing Bandit]

Even better. He'll suffer the more at what I tell him.

[Cisco Kid]

You devil.

[Laughing Bandit]

I'll be back later. Don't let them get away, Ned. Be sure you don't let them get away.

[Cisco Kid]

Just go water up over Poncho's knees. Now up over Pancho's knees.

[Pancho]

See? He's over my knees too.

[Ned]

Pancho, don't do your humbers no good to struggle. Them stakes are drove down tight. Shut up.

[Pancho]

Say quieto, Pancho. Talking to him Will not help.

[Sheriff's Son]

I gotta get free. I can't let that devil shoot down my father.

[Pancho]

Hombre, I have a request to make.

[Ned]

What's that?

[Pancho]

That you will go to the side entrance of the caves and make sure our horses are under the ledge and out of the rain.

[Ned]

Oh, yeah, your horses. I forgot them. Cisco, maybe you got something of value in your saddlebags, too.

[Pancho]

Will you go and see to them?

[Ned]

I sure will. Go and see to them saddlebags. Much obliged for reminding me, Cisco.

[Pancho]

They must get me before. That only comes go back.

[Cisco Kid]

Not help the struggle, Cisco.

[Pancho]

See? I think it will, amigo. Stake is driven down into the soft rock below. I believe the rock will crumple. Senor Dave. Can you swing your feet enough to put them against my side?

[Sheriff's Son]

I sure can try, Cisco.

[Cisco Kid]

Here.

[Pancho]

How's that? Bueno.

[Cisco Kid]

What'd you do, Cisco? What'd you do? What'd you do?

[Pancho]

Now push as hard as you can when I give the word, Senor Dave.

[Laughing Bandit]

Right.

[Pancho]

It may be that I can tear this steak loose from the rock. All right, now push in a little bit. Then once more. Now he's coming loose. Once more, Senor Dave. And I think you will have it now. You free.

[Laughing Bandit]

You see?

[Pancho]

But my hands and feet are still tied. Luckily, though, my hands are not tied behind my back. And raised them just enough to swing the stake. At least now I'm on my feet.

[Cisco Kid]

But the hombre come back, Cisco. Then what'd you do?

[Pancho]

Then All I can do, Pancho, is to get behind the wall of rock. And hope his eyes will not be accustomed to the darkness in here after being outside. If they are not, then perhaps I will be on more even terms with him.

[Sheriff's Son]

Sure wish I could help you, Cisco.

[Cisco Kid]

You want me to come back, Cisco? And get behind the wall quick.

[Ned]

See you blasted light and hardly see a thing. What was that noise I heard in here?

[Pancho]

Talk about that noise later on. You right now, a good solid flow of this bike put you to sleep.

[Cisco Kid]

He go down, Cisco. He go down.

[Sheriff's Son]

Nice work, Cisco.

[Pancho]

Next thing is to get that knife out of his belt and cut these ropes and cut you two free.

[Cisco Kid]

Hurry, Cisco. Water almost up to pass his shoulders. He's cold. Water, too.

[Pancho]

I'm hurrying as fast as I can, amigo. Perhaps if I kneel down by his side, I can get that knife there. Now, if I can turn the knife so as to draw the edge across these ropes. It worked. Good thing the knife was sharp. Cut the ropes from my ankles now. Next we'll get you two free. You first, Senor Dave. Reach down under the water a little. Now you, Pancho.

[Cisco Kid]

Gracias. Gracias, Pancho. Glad to get out of the water, Pancho.

[Pancho]

Tie up there, hombre, and take him with you.

[Cisco Kid]

Take him where she's going.

[Pancho]

Take him into town to the sheriff's. Senior Dave, you better ride his horse.

[Sheriff's Son]

Yeah, let's go.

[Ned]

Let's go.

[Pancho]

See, I'm going to ride on ahead. There's no time to lose if your father is to be saved. But.

[Cisco Kid]

But she's got too.

[Pancho]

You and Senor Dave bring in that hombre. As I told you, Pancho, I am starting right now.

[Laughing Bandit]

We're almost there, beauty. Almost there. Yep, there's the sheriff's house just ahead of us. This is going to be enjoyable, Beauty. Very enjoyable. And I shall savor it to the full.

[Pancho]

Oh.

[Laughing Bandit]

Oh, now we'll see. Yep, the sheriff's in there alone. Greetings to you, Sheriff. Oh, howdy. You don't remember me, do you?

[Sheriff Morris]

Well, no, can't say as I do. Look kind of familiar, but I can't quite place you.

[Laughing Bandit]

I'll move over close to the lamp. Now. Take a good look.

[Sheriff Morris]

Hey, Thunder, you look like the Laughing Bandit. You are the Laughing Bandit?

[Laughing Bandit]

Yes, Sheriff, I am.

[Sheriff Morris]

Just as soon as I can get up and get my gun.

[Laughing Bandit]

You'll sit where you are. It so happens I have a couple of guns of my own, and I'm quite capable of using them. What are you doing here the moment I'm talking to you? Since you lack the manners to ask me to sit down, I'll sit down anyway. I understand your son was due home today by stage, Sheriff.

[Sheriff Morris]

He missed the stage.

[Laughing Bandit]

Why, what's that to you? No, he didn't miss the stage.

[Sheriff Morris]

What do you mean? Come on, out with it.

[Laughing Bandit]

To the moment, Sheriff. Your son is in process of drowning.

[Cisco Kid]

What?

[Laughing Bandit]

Don't shout. I can't stand shouting.

[Sheriff Morris]

Did you say my son's drowning?

[Laughing Bandit]

In process of drowning, Sheriff, along with Cisco and Cisco's fat partner. Your son is tied to an iron stake at the edge of Iron Mountain Underground Lake. And the water's rising, Sheriff. The water's rising.

[Pancho]

Sit.

[Laughing Bandit]

Sail, Sheriff, unless you want to be shot down. You.

[Sheriff Morris]

You dumb.

[Laughing Bandit]

In less than an hour now, the water will rise over his face. And I'm going back there to see it, Sheriff. After I kill you.

[Sheriff Morris]

You murder? You're lying to me. Even you wouldn't do a thing like that.

[Laughing Bandit]

Wouldn't I to one of the men who brought about my arrest? Oh, yes, I would, Sheriff. I not only would do it, I am doing It. And your power is to stop me.

[Sheriff Morris]

Oh, no, I ain't. Not when my son's in that kind of danger. You can gun me down if you want to. I'm gonna get up out of this terror, Francisco.

[Pancho]

Keep your distance. Your aim is poor, bandido. There's a last chance you'll have to shoot at me. Give me that gun. Let go. Let's go. There's no chance of that. Only give it to Francisco.

[Sheriff Morris]

Kill the scoundrel.

[Pancho]

I have no intention of killing him, Sheriff. But I will admit I'm enjoying this to the full.

[Laughing Bandit]

I'll catch you yestercop.

[Pancho]

Not unless you fight better than you are fighting now.

[Sheriff Morris]

That takes care of him, Cisco.

[Pancho]

But what about your son? Is safe than you, sheriff. He and Pancho are on their way in right now with this bandiro's henchmen.

[Sheriff Morris]

Thank the Lord for that.

[Pancho]

Oh, say, here they are now, Sheriff.

[Sheriff's Son]

Well, well, I guess you got here in time, Cisco.

[Laughing Bandit]

Yes, he did.

[Sheriff Morris]

So how about yourself?

[Laughing Bandit]

You all right?

[Sheriff's Son]

Yeah, yeah, sure. I. I guess I'll sit down.

[Pancho]

I do not blame you, Senor Dave. But what is this we have coming in here? Do not hit the bandido with that whip, Panchido.

[Cisco Kid]

Hit the bandido, Cisco Poncho. See how close he can come and smack it in. Cisco Poncho's pantalones get wet in the lake. So Pounce, you make the bandido change with in a Baja girl and dry pondoline snow. Cisco the laughing bandido in the precious for keeps this time, huh?

[Pancho]

I think he is, Chico. This time the law will see that he stays right where he is. But, Pancho, see what has happened to your face.

[Cisco Kid]

Oh, Cisco mean all these scratches.

[Pancho]

Say, your face is cut in half a dozen places.

[Cisco Kid]

Poncho get a shave before we start out. Cisco shave in the barber. Shave Poncho, Cisco in de barber. Cut Poncho all over Poncho's face.

[Pancho]

Well, I should say he did. Would never go to that barber again, Pancho.

[Cisco Kid]

Oh, the barber. Fair about it, Cisco?

[Pancho]

Fair about it? What do you mean, Chico?

[Cisco Kid]

Well, the barber, she all the cuts, and he only charged Pancho 5 centavos.

[Pancho]

5 centavos.

[Cisco Kid]

What a strange price that what Pancho tell the barber.

[Pancho]

And what did the barber say when you told him that, Pancho?

[Cisco Kid]

He say, cut rate, amigo. Cut rate. Oh, Pancho. Oh, she's cold.

[Narrator]

And so ends another exciting adventure with O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the west, the Cisco Kid. Be sure to listen again for another thrilling adventure of the Cisco Kid. Cisco Kid was played by Jack Mather, Poncho by Harry Lang.

[Andrew Rines]

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[Cisco Kid]

SA.