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Cisco Kid
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Andrew Rines
Welcome to the Old Time Radio Westerns. I'm your host, Andrew Rines, and I'm excited to bring you another episode. This is one of over 80 episodes released monthly for your enjoyment. You can find more western shows at our website by going to otrwesterns.com now let's get into this episode.
Narrator
Here's adventure. Here's romance. Here's the famous Robin Hood of the old West.
Pancho
Cisco. He's shaved. He is getting closer.
Narrator
The Cisco Kids.
Matt Rogers
This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Bowen Yang
This is Bowen Yang from Lost Culture Resource with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Matt Rogers
Hey, Bowen. It's gift season.
Bowen Yang
Ugh. Stressing me out. Why are the people I love so hard to shop for?
Matt Rogers
Probably because they only make boring gift guides that are totally uninspired. Except for the guide we made in.
Bowen Yang
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Matt Rogers
It's giving gifts with categories like Best Gifts for the mom whose idea of a sensible walking shoe is a stiletto.
Bowen Yang
Or Best gifts for me that were so thoughtful I really shouldn't have.
Matt Rogers
Check out the guide on marshalls.com, and.
Bowen Yang
Gift the good stuff at Marshalls.
Narrator
Now, the Cisco Kids in our exciting story, the river of no Return. There is a river that flows through the cattle country with a strange name. And though today the legend behind the name of that river is almost forgotten, there was a time in the early days of our west when the mystery of that river was on the tongue of every settler in that part of the country. This is the story of that river, the river of no Return, and of the man who made it a legend, the Cisco Kid. And now two men wait behind the heavy door as they listen to stealthy knocking.
Hoyt
Open the passage. Tex. They must be read.
Cisco Kid
All right, Hoyt.
Red
Keep your gun handy just in case. Howdy, Red.
Cisco Kid
It's like a prospector from the equipment he's packing.
Red
You must have followed the river bed here into the cavern.
Hoyt
He'll follow the river here in the cavern to the point where the river goes underground. Then he'll be as confused as the others were.
Red
You gotta fix the outside of that door again. What's the matter with it? The hinges are getting weak. The bottom of the door dragged.
Hoyt
You notice it from the outside?
Red
Nah, it still looks like part of the cavern wall. Don't worry. When old Fenwick made the outside of that door out of rock. He disguised the entrance of this mine so nobody can find it.
Hoyt
Not unless they knew what they were looking for.
Red
Who else could look for this mine? Since we killed Old Fenwick, we're the only three that know about it.
Cisco Kid
What's that? I Thunder. That rider must have found the door.
Hoyt
Maybe just a mistake.
Cisco Kid
He should have dragged Gulchen before he rode into the cabin.
Red
Ain't making no mistake. He's looking for the opening.
Pancho
He knows about this door.
Cisco Kid
What do we do, Hoyt?
Hoyt
Wait a minute.
Cisco Kid
Maybe if we don't do nothing, they'll go away.
Hoyt
No. If he knows about that door, he knows about the mine. Draw your guns. Let's see who this nosy prospector is.
Cisco Kid
Now what? Yeah, he's opening that door. Now. Let's get him.
Red
Mr. Albert Bash. Well, listen to him.
Hoyt
Who are you? Since you're the prisoner, the question is, who are you?
Cisco Kid
I'm Bill Fenwick.
Pancho
This is my father's mind.
Red
Old Fenwick son never knew he had one.
Hoyt
He kept talking about it, but I thought it was his crazy Raven. Said his boy was married in Back East. Yeah, that's right.
Cisco Kid
What happened to my father? We heard he disappeared.
Red
Hey, he disappeared, all right.
Cisco Kid
For good. You killed him for his mind.
Red
Your guess is correct, mister. And the same is in store for you. Techie's done.
Hoyt
Ratnall.
Red
Finished.
Hoyt
Hold it. Six, Fenwick. The choice is yours. You figure correctly that we killed your father.
Cisco Kid
You dirty skunk.
Pancho
Keep a tight old tongue in your.
Cisco Kid
Head, Mr. Ralph, knock it off.
Hoyt
That's good advice, Fenwick. Take it. The point is, we have taken possession of the mine. We're going to keep it. Now, if you want to remain alive, you'll do as you're told.
Red
We're going to keep him alive to work the mine for us.
Hoyt
Exactly, Fenwick. If you work, you eat. If you don't, we don't feed you. And if I know human nature, you'll stay alive and work because you think you may be able to escape.
Cisco Kid
But you won't escape, mister. I'll see you that.
Hoyt
Of course you will, Red. But he'll take the gamble that he can. Won't you, Fenwick? Well, Fenwick, thinking of your wife? That's the right way to think. Well, I'll have to do as you say. Nothing else I can do now or from now on.
Cisco Kid
Your old man had the same idea. He did.
Hoyt
Remember that, Fenwick, when you try to escape. Meanwhile, we'll look up your wife. If you behave yourself. No harm will come to her.
Pancho
We almost to defend the grandchild, Cisco? I think so, Pancho.
Cisco Kid
According to the directions we got in.
Pancho
Town, it should be it up ahead. You will not say much in the letter to Cisco. Pancho wonder why he needs this com. Pancho Too bad.
Cisco Kid
You'll soon find out, Pancho. Must be the rancho we're looking for.
Pancho
I should be glad to see the good wife of single Bill.
Cisco Kid
See?
Pancho
I'll be glad to see Senor Maggie.
Hoyt
Also.
Cisco Kid
I wonder where Senor Bill can be.
Pancho
Maybe he ought looking for his father's mind. You're a Maggie Portis. Buen Maggie. It's Buencho.
Maggie
It's been a nightmare.
Cisco Kid
What is the matter, senora? Maggie, where's your Bill?
Maggie
I don't know. And it's been driving me crazy.
Pancho
Francisco got the letter from Senior Bill. Say Senor Bill here at the rancho.
Maggie
He wrote that letter before he disappeared. Come into the house. I'll tell you all I know.
Cisco Kid
Gracia, senor.
Pancho
Gracia, senor. And tell Cisco and Pancho what you know.
Maggie
Make yourself comfortable. Well, I. I don't know where to begin.
Cisco Kid
Well, the last time we were all together, you had just returned from the east. And Senor Bill was going to try to find his father.
Maggie
Yes, his Bill didn't hear from his dad for some time.
Pancho
You do tell us his part. They find the golds mine and keep it a cigarette.
Maggie
That's right. Bill's dad wrote that he was afraid someone might try to take it from him.
Cisco Kid
Did Senior Bill's father file a claim to the mine?
Maggie
No. He felt that because it was on his property. No one could dump the claim if they didn't know about it. No, Bill has it with him. He took it when he disappeared three days ago.
Cisco Kid
Did he tell you where he was going to search for his father?
Maggie
Well, he said he was going to follow the river of no Return to its source.
Cisco Kid
The river of no Return?
Pancho
It's not so much like that river.
Cisco Kid
I have heard of this river. What you heard about it is quack, quack, quack. What you heard about it? Many men have disappeared while explaining exploring it and never been heard of again.
Maggie
Bill said that it flows from a cavern large enough for a man to ride a horse into. Wonder what could have happened to him.
Cisco Kid
That we are going to find out, senora. And when we do, perhaps we shall also uncover why men do not return from these river. Where's Tex now?
Hoyt
Open up.
Cisco Kid
Let him in.
Red
Where's the prisoner? Down below, working the claim. We're getting rich on his labor.
Hoyt
What about his wife? Did you talk to her? No. Why not?
Red
I was about to ride up to the ranch house when I spied a couple of umbrels heading forward at a high gallop.
Cisco Kid
Did you recognize them?
Hoyt
No.
Red
A couple of strangers to this part of the country.
Hoyt
They must be. According to the old man, he didn't know anyone out here before he bought to that range.
Cisco Kid
What'd they look like?
Red
One was short and fat. The other was tall. He wore a black clothes. He rode a big stallion.
Cisco Kid
That sounds like. Well, but it couldn't be. Like who, Hoyt? Who couldn't it be?
Hoyt
A Cisco Kid and his partner, Poncho.
Red
Yeah, I've heard of them, too. Cisco is supposed to be greased lightning with a six gun. It could be someone else. There's other writers to fit that description.
Hoyt
Well, we can soon find out. Get Bill Finwick up.
Cisco Kid
I'll get him.
Red
If it is Cisco, I'd like the chance to swab Red with him.
Hoyt
If it is, you won't get that chance. I have an old score to settle with him myself.
Red
You used to know him?
Hoyt
Yeah, Hacking Durango. I was run out of there because of him. Nearly lost my life.
Cisco Kid
Hurry up. Get over there. Well, what do you want now?
Hoyt
The answer to a question, Bill. What do you want us to do with the dead bodies of the Cisco Kid and Poncho? You.
Cisco Kid
You killed them? No, no, I don't believe it. Cisco's too smart to fall into your trap.
Hoyt
You may be right. Truth is, we have not killed him yet. We were trying to find out if the two men Texo were the Cisco Kid and punch him.
Red
It was a good way to find out, Hoyt. Well, what's the next move?
Hoyt
We hold a pat hand. Why should we make a move?
Red
You mean wait for them to make a move?
Hoyt
Exactly. Bill said Cisco's smart. He's partly right.
Cisco Kid
What do you mean, partly?
Hoyt
Cisco may be smart enough to find his way in here that if he.
Red
Does, he won't get out alive.
Cisco Kid
Don't be too sure of that. Just wait and see.
Maggie
Shut up.
Cisco Kid
Nobody ask you.
Hoyt
Be more gentle with the help, Red. No, no, Bill. You wait and see. We intend to make sure that Poncho and the Cisco Kid don't get out of here. Al.
Pancho
Look, Cisco. The river flow from either big cave.
Maggie
Well, that's the cabin I was telling you about, Cisco.
Cisco Kid
Water does not look too deep, Senora. Pancho and I will ride our horses into the cavern. It's better if you return to the rancho.
Maggie
No, Cisco. I'm going with you.
Pancho
Better to do as Cisco says, senor. Maggie, this not return river look like a place what better not to got to return from.
Maggie
My mind's made up. Nothing either of you can say will change it.
Cisco Kid
Very well, seora. Follow us. I'll go first. Pancho.
Pancho
Cisco thing inside the cable trap.
Hoyt
Perhaps. Pancho.
Maggie
It's dark and so dense light that.
Cisco Kid
Lantern we brought, Pancho, so we can see better.
Pancho
Aren't you like a lantern, Cisco?
Hoyt
Look.
Maggie
There go the river.
Hoyt
Come from nowhere.
Pancho
That really get a name, huh?
Cisco Kid
Go down, Rickle. An underground stream comes to the surface here at the base of this carbon wall.
Pancho
This so far as they're even in the carbon. Go, Cisco. When that can go no further.
Maggie
I don't know anything about Max. But the bill said there was some kind of entrance to the mine here in the cavern.
Cisco Kid
We will examine the ground on either side of the river. Come on, Della.
Pancho
That might have a good time to look for footprints in your path.
Maggie
There must be some kind of a door.
Cisco Kid
Look, there along the wall. Hold it up.
Maggie
Yes, yes, I see what you mean. Cisco. That rock looks as though it's.
Hoyt
Look closely.
Cisco Kid
This rock could be the outside of a door.
Pancho
Santos. Cisco right.
Maggie
Phil behind that door. Maybe he's hurt.
Cisco Kid
We'll find out. Have your gun ready, Pancho. You stay out here, Senora.
Maggie
Michael, I will not. I've got a gun and I can use it.
Cisco Kid
If there is anyone on the other side of that door, they have already heard us. Let me do Cisco. Senora, don't punch your paws.
Hoyt
Open these door.
Cisco Kid
You stay behind it with him.
Maggie
What are you going to do, Cisco?
Cisco Kid
I will stand on the other side of this rock. When the door is opened, I will quickly throw my sombrero through the passageway.
Pancho
Hombres on the other side. We know it when they shoot Cisco.
Cisco Kid
Sombrero. Alpo. Open the door.
Pancho
No one inside, Pico.
Maggie
I guess you're right. Ban.
Cisco Kid
If you'll come handy, you still be walking into a trap. Daniel. Lantern to the other side.
Maggie
Must be what Bill was talking about. The mine end.
Pancho
Maggie, look out of the trap.
Narrator
Don't let him escape. And it does seem that in spite of all Cisco's precautions, he, Maggie and Pancho are destined to join the others who have journeyed up the river of no Return. In just a moment, we'll return to the Cisco Kid.
Matt Rogers
This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Bowen Yang
This is Bowen Yang from Lost Culture Resource with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Matt Rogers
Hey, Bowen. It's gift season.
Bowen Yang
Ugh. Stressing me out. Why are the people I love so hard to shop for?
Matt Rogers
Probably because they only make boring gift guides that are totally uninspired. Except for the guide we made in.
Bowen Yang
Partnership with Marshalls, where premium gifts meet incredible value.
Matt Rogers
It's giving gifts with categories like Best Gifts for the mom whose idea of a sensible walking shoe is a stiletto.
Bowen Yang
Or Best Gifts for Me that were so thoughtful I really shouldn't have.
Matt Rogers
Check out the guide on marshalls.com and.
Bowen Yang
Gift the good stuff at Marshalls.
Narrator
Now back to the Cisco kids and our exciting story, A River of no Return. Cisco and Poncho have come to the aid of their friend Bill Fenwick. His wife, Maggie tells them that Bill has disappeared while looking for the mine he inherited from his father. Though it is not known by Maggie, Hoyt Graham and his two gunslingers Red and Tex, have murdered Bill's father, taken possession of the mine, and are now holding Bill a prisoner. As Maggie, Cisco and Pancho walk into a trap set for them by Hoyt and his killers, Bill tries to warn them. Several gunshots ring out.
Pancho
Santa is dark in here. Someone shoot a lamp.
Cisco Kid
Pancho. Carrie. I did Pancho, so the homies could not kill us. Senora, are you all right?
Maggie
Yes, Ms. Copen. What happened to Bill?
Cisco Kid
Yeah, a bunch of tea. Keep my neck kerchief in the oil of that lantern and leave it up there on the ground. Move away from and I will toss a match on it. Then we'll be able to see that way.
Pancho
We'll show you the bad homage first. Now, Cisco, what's the match?
Cisco Kid
Now, Bandidos.
Pancho
We can see you, Matthew. Cisco.
Cisco Kid
Bandido's gone.
Maggie
There's Dale on the floor. He's dead.
Cisco Kid
Now he's coming too.
Pancho
Bill, open his eyes, he'll pant you. He punch you.
Maggie
Thank heavens you're alive.
Hoyt
You're.
Maggie
See?
Cisco Kid
Oh, Maggie. I never thought I'd see you again. Cisco and Poncho, where are those coyotes who tried to drag out us? They must have left here by way of the old mine tunnel. White told the other two to leave if they didn't get you first. Cisco, I think that tunnel leads to Hoyt Gresham's ranch. Oh, h. You feel well enough to show us these tunnels? Sing a girl. We will follow them. No, no, Cisco. If we go through that tunnel, they'll drag out as sure we won't have a chance.
Maggie
Oh, Bill. Are you hurt?
Cisco Kid
No. You had better rest. We will leave here the way we came in.
Pancho
I should like to know what happened to Saint Gobiel.
Cisco Kid
And I would like to know who those three pack rats are so I can hunt them down.
Red
Here's the end of that tunnel, Heart. You'll probably be coming after us. Let's hide out here and drag out.
Hoyt
It's unnecessary for us all to remain here. Red, you conceal yourself. If they should attempt to escape, you can pick them off.
Red
What are you and Tex going to do in the meantime?
Hoyt
We're going to ride back to the entrance of the cavern with several charges of dynamite.
Red
Dynamite? What for?
Hoyt
We're going to seal the entrance to that cavern so that no one can ever get out of it.
Red
Blow up the entrance and cause a landslide.
Hoyt
Right. They name that river correctly because those four will never return.
Cisco Kid
And their leader, Hoyt Graysam told me they killed my father. Cisco. I'll get them for it.
Maggie
Oh, Bill, I'm sorry. If you're feeling better, let's get out of here. Will my double on my horse.
Pancho
I like to see them in the jail.
Cisco Kid
You may see that very soon, Pancho. But first we will take the two Fenwicks back to the rancho.
Pancho
Then we go hunt the bantilo, see?
Cisco Kid
Can you get up now, Sayabelle?
Hoyt
Yes.
Cisco Kid
Let's go.
Hoyt
I'm all right.
Maggie
Careful, brother. Take it easy.
Hoyt
Yeah.
Cisco Kid
Here.
Pancho
Pancho opened the locked door for you.
Cisco Kid
Let me go first. I will get the horses. Santos. They are gone. Diablo will not wander off.
Maggie
Why doesn't he come to you?
Cisco Kid
The only reason Diablo doesn't come to me is because someone has tied him. Those barmans have kept me prisoner.
Pancho
How they go to the front of the cave. When they leave through the mine shaft.
Cisco Kid
They probably know a shortcut. The shaft exit to the entrance of the cavern. In that case, they are waiting out there to dry gun us. That would be foolhardy. If they are out there, they will shoot us down before we get halfway out of here.
Maggie
Look. Look. It's our horses.
Cisco Kid
Maybe those skunks aren't out there.
Hoyt
No.
Pancho
Horses break loose and see the rope hanging from Diablo.
Cisco Kid
See? Loco and the senora's horse were tied to Diablo. Santo.
Pancho
You come to find you when he needs you.
Cisco Kid
Even though we've got the horses, it doesn't get us out of here.
Maggie
I won't have any of your risk your lives anymore.
Cisco Kid
Perhaps it will not be necessary. We will wait until nightfall. When it is dark, we will have a better chance to get those coyotes.
Hoyt
You stupid imbecile. Why didn't you hang on to Those horses.
Red
I'd like to have seen you hang on to that big stallion. When he heard that whistle from inside the cavern, he went crazy.
Hoyt
I wanted that horse for myself.
Red
Yeah. Going to stand here arguing all day. We're going to use this dynamite. And where are you going to set it off?
Hoyt
Right here. The explosion will completely block the cave entrance. We can duck around those rocks as soon as you light the fuse.
Red
Now let's let my FR H get rid of that dynamite.
Hoyt
Hurry.
Cisco Kid
Hurry.
Pancho
Get behind these rocks.
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Get the ground.
Cisco Kid
You have the line and fix Poncho. Light it so we can see what's happening.
Pancho
Line fixes.
Hoyt
Go.
Pancho
See the light. Much of the mirror. The back wall of the cave where the river coming from the ground is gone.
Maggie
That explosion made the back wall collapse.
Cisco Kid
Gee has a fat. There's another cavern behind that wall as big as this one. So that's where the river comes from.
Pancho
Openly. We come in all covered up.
Cisco Kid
She's cool. See Pancho? And since those bond eaters are probably still guarding the mine shaft, we will have to follow these river upstream and see where it takes us.
Pancho
Hey, Mancha.
Hoyt
Bread.
Pancho
Aren't you able to fix the lamb?
Maggie
You're right.
Cisco Kid
Double Megan. Yeah, disturbed.
Maggie
Lucky for us that opening is big enough for the horses to get through.
Cisco Kid
Give me your linen, Pancho, so I can see where I'm going.
Pancho
Yes.
Cisco Kid
Most of the oil in this lamp has spilled. Soon we'll have no light catfish. You're not going to try to find your way in the dark, Cisco? No, I am not. Diablo will.
Maggie
How's the word going to get us out of here in this darkness?
Cisco Kid
This is fresh air we are breathing. Must be another entrance. I trust Diablo to find it after.
Pancho
It's his good the lamb. Go to go out.
Maggie
Still I haven't frightened.
Cisco Kid
Don't worry, honey. We'll get out of here. We must get out of here. Up, Diablo. Up to you, amigo.
Red
Red still sitting there watching the M.
Pancho
Shaft like a hood.
Red
All after a prairie dog.
Maggie
Oh.
Hoyt
What are you looking for?
Red
Red ain't never coming out. I heard that dynamite blast. Are you sure you got them?
Hoyt
Since they can't get out that front entrance to the cabin.
Cisco Kid
What about the M shaft out in garden? That explosion didn't kill them. They could go through the rock door.
Red
And come out this shaft.
Hoyt
We'll sit here for a spell to see if they do show up.
Red
I'm going in after them.
Hoyt
That'd be foolish. They have to come out through here. If they're alive and I don't think they.
Pancho
See the daylight up ahead.
Cisco Kid
By thunder, you're right, aren't you?
Maggie
Find the way. I never thought he could do it this way.
Cisco Kid
Archer and I have had to depend on Loco and Diablo so many times that we know what they can do.
Pancho
What you see, sis?
Cisco Kid
What you see? What you see, huh? Over at that next hill by the mine shaft opening. Yeah, it's them. White, graysome red and Text.
Pancho
Go get those bandidos.
Cisco Kid
He's go see, amigo.
Red
We will.
Cisco Kid
I'm going with you. Give me one of your guns, Cisco. Maggie, get down off the horse and wait here.
Maggie
But Bill, do you feel well enough?
Cisco Kid
Well enough to make that red sorry he was ever born. I got a score to settle with him.
Hoyt
Very well.
Red
Say, your Bill.
Cisco Kid
Here is the gun.
Pancho
Do not see us yet. But he would be surprised. We'll ride up on them. They've sponsored. We can head them off before they.
Cisco Kid
Get to the horses.
Pancho
Who did us give them back as.
Cisco Kid
Good as they send them.
Pancho
Disco shoot the gun from the hand of one Bandito.
Cisco Kid
Oi seem to remember that Ombre. I will take care of him. You take tech.
Pancho
But leave the redhead to me. Now you coyote. For a lesson you will never forget.
Maggie
I quit.
Pancho
Look at the feelings.
Cisco Kid
Tell your Bill is giving that red coin. Come on, mister. I got some more.
Pancho
No, no more. Well, I tell your Bill this a good fight. Hey, tie them up.
Cisco Kid
We'll turn them over to the nearest sheriff. Their thieving mining days are.
Maggie
Bill. And I hate to see you on Pancho leave. Cisco.
Cisco Kid
Yeah. I don't know what to say, Cisco. How does a man tell his friend who has saved his life?
Hoyt
Thank you.
Cisco Kid
Say nothing, amigo. That is what friends are for. Well, Cisco, at least you and Pancho stay and help me work the mine.
Maggie
We'll share it. Oh, please stay. There's more than enough for all of us.
Pancho
Not know what to do with so much money.
Cisco Kid
I know what you say comes from your hearts. But Pancho and I cannot let the grass grow beneath our feet.
Pancho
See, there's a big troubles with Cisco. You always got to see one on the other side of the hill.
Cisco Kid
Well, anytime you change your mind, the offer is always open.
Maggie
God bless both of you.
Pancho
Cisco. Dear Pancho. Pancho think of that not return river.
Cisco Kid
What are you thinking about? The river of no return.
Hoyt
Chico.
Pancho
Pancho think they got to change the name. Now that Cisco solved the mystery of the river.
Cisco Kid
Perhaps you can invent a new name for that river.
Pancho
Pancho.
Hoyt
Yeah.
Pancho
Pancho not can invent names. Pancho like to invent things.
Cisco Kid
Well, what sort of thing would you invent, Pancho?
Pancho
Well, Pancho would make shoes that are old banana skins.
Cisco Kid
What kind of shoes can anyone make out of old banana skin slippers?
Pancho
Oh, Pancho.
Matt Rogers
This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Bowen Yang
This is Bowen Yang from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Matt Rogers
Hey Bowen, it's gift season.
Bowen Yang
Ugh, stressing me out. Why are the people I love so hard to shop for?
Matt Rogers
Probably because they only make boring gift guides that are totally uninspired. Except for the guide we made in.
Bowen Yang
Partnership with Marshalls, where premium gifts meet incredible value.
Matt Rogers
It's giving gifts with categories like Best Gifts for the mom whose idea of a sensible walking shoe is a stiletto.
Bowen Yang
Or Best G that were so thoughtful I really shouldn't have.
Matt Rogers
Check out the guide on marshalls.com and.
Bowen Yang
Gift the good stuff at Marshalls.
Narrator
And so ends another exciting adventure with O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the west, the Cisco Kid. Be sure to listen again for another thrilling adventure of the Cisco Kid. Cisco Kid was played by Jack Mather Poncho by Harry Lang.
Maggie
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Cisco Kid
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Cisco Kid
Sam.
Podcast: Old Time Radio Westerns
Host: Andrew Rhynes
Episode Date: December 2, 2025
Episode Title: River of No Return | The Cisco Kid (original air date: 12-28-1954)
This episode of Old Time Radio Westerns features a digitally restored broadcast of "The Cisco Kid," centering on the mystery and danger surrounding the legendary "River of No Return." Cisco and his faithful companion Pancho come to the aid of their friend Maggie, whose husband Bill Fenwick has vanished while searching for his late father’s gold mine. Treachery, greed, and heroism intersect as Cisco and Pancho brave the river’s perils, confront murderous outlaws, and unravel the secrets of the haunted river.
Notable Quote:
Red, revealing their guilt:
"Your guess is correct, mister. And the same is in store for you." (04:22)
Notable Quote:
Maggie:
"He wrote that letter before he disappeared. Come into the house. I'll tell you all I know." (06:19)
Notable Moment:
Cisco demonstrates strategic caution:
"I will stand on the other side of this rock. When the door is opened, I will quickly throw my sombrero through the passageway." (11:34)
Notable Quote:
Cisco:
"Have your gun ready, Pancho. You stay out here, Senora." (11:18)
Dramatic Line:
Hoyt:
"Blow up the entrance and cause a landslide... those four will never return." (15:47)
Notable Exchange:
Pancho:
"Now you coyote – for a lesson you will never forget." (21:00)
Notable Quote:
Cisco:
"Say nothing, amigo. That is what friends are for." (22:04)
True to the classic Cisco Kid, the episode blends suspense, action, and heartfelt camaraderie. Cisco leads with a clever and calm heroism; Pancho provides comic relief with his loyal, philosophical musings. The language is classic Western: terse, colloquial, punctuated with Spanish expressions and lively quips.
This digitally enhanced episode breathes new life into an atmospheric tale of greed, legend, and loyalty. "River of No Return" offers listeners an engaging adventure full of peril and friendship, with Cisco and Pancho once again proving themselves as champions of justice in the Old West. The sound restoration deepens the immersive experience of classic radio storytelling.
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