Riverboat to St. Joe | Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok (10-28-53)

Summary

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Old Time Radio Westerns with Andrew Rhynes

Episode: “Riverboat to St. Joe” | Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok (10-28-53)

Date Released: November 1, 2025

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Brief Overview

This episode of Old Time Radio Westerns transports listeners aboard a Mississippi riverboat on a suspenseful journey to St. Joe with legendary lawmen Wild Bill Hickok and his sidekick Jingles. The drama unfolds with sabotage, deception, and riverboat rivalry as our heroes must protect a valuable cargo and outwit those who would see the mission fail. This classic tale of the untamed frontier is filled with danger, humor, and the camaraderie that defined vintage western radio storytelling.

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Key Discussion Points & Plot Summary

1. Setting the Scene: The Riverboat Race (04:14–06:31)

• Hickok and Jingles board the River Queen, returning from vacation in St. Louis. They quickly find themselves caught in a heated dispute over a lucrative shipping contract.

• Two rival captains (Whiteface and Backton) and a wealthy merchant (Mayberry) are at odds. Captain Whiteface must deliver Mayberry’s cargo to St. Joe by a strict deadline to win the contract.

• Tension escalates: Backton threatens sabotage if Whiteface succeeds, raising the stakes for everyone on board.

  “You’ll rue this day, Mayberry. This whole packet’ll bust her seams before she hits the mouth of the Missouri—and your cargo will be with catfish at the bottom of the river!”
  —Backton to Mayberry, (05:06)

2. Trouble on the River Queen: Sabotage and Suspicion (06:31–09:48)

• Hickok and Jingles try (unsuccessfully) to remain just “passengers,” but are immediately drawn in after shots ring out (07:05).

• They discover the river pilot murdered in his cabin. This leaves Captain Whiteface to navigate treacherous waters alone, heightening the sense of peril.

  “I ain’t going to spend the night waiting for this dirty, doggone boat to blow up and sink right out from under me!”
  —Jingles, voicing his ever-present (and comic) anxiety, (06:54)

3. The Saboteur Strikes Again: Boiling Point (10:06–14:33)

• While keeping watch, the heroes learn more about the stakes: the cargo contains mining machinery, silk, and other valuables, totaling over $14,000 (11:07).

• Another attempt at sabotage: The engineer is found unconscious, and the safety valve in the boiler room is tied down, putting the ship in peril of exploding.

• Hickok demonstrates his quick reflexes by shooting the wire free—saving the boat (13:10).

  “What are you gonna do with that gun, Bill? You’ll never hit that wire.”
  —Captain Whiteface
  [Shot rings out]
  “You did it, for a while!”
  —Jingles, amazed by Bill’s skill, (13:10)

4. Low on Fuel, High Tension: Wood Stop Trouble (14:33–17:09)

• Running low on wood for the boiler, the River Queen pulls to the bank where they encounter Mayberry and Backton, who try to take the cargo.
• Hickok cites the legal contract—Mayberry can only void it if delivery to St. Joe fails or goods are damaged (16:33–16:42). Under protest, Mayberry and Backton come aboard to supervise.

5. River Tricks & Foggy Danger: Thinking on Their Feet (20:18–22:54)

• As fog descends and visibility drops, Mayberry is eager for the ship to fail, but Hickok and Jingles are suspicious of his motives.

• Jingles has a sudden inspiration: by blowing the whistle, they can signal wood sellers on the bank, who respond by lighting bonfires—enabling navigation.

  “You just gave me an idea. Captain Whiteface, could you navigate the channel if you knew where the bank was?”
  —Jingles sparks a plan, (21:57)

  “Blow the whistle, Jingles.”
  —Jingles pulls the whistle cord, bonfires light up on the banks, saving their progress. (22:38)

6. The Final Showdown: Crime Revealed (23:09–25:31)

• A fire breaks out on the cargo deck—blasting powder is involved, suggesting deliberate sabotage (24:02).

• Hickok and Jingles rush in, subdue the arsonist and discover it is Mayberry himself, caught in the act of destroying his “valuable” cargo.

  “You lose, Whiteface! You owe me $14,000—the cargo’s burned up!”
  —Mayberry, believing he’s succeeded, (24:50)

• Unmasking the plot:
  The cargo is revealed to be a sham—boxes filled with rocks and straw. Mayberry planned to swindle Whiteface by faking loss of goods (25:20).

  “Those boxes are filled with rocks and straw. Was all a big swindle.”
  —Jingles exposes the fraud, (25:20)

7. Justice Served and Wrap-up (25:31–26:36)

• Mayberry is handed over to the law, his plan foiled thanks to Hickok and Jingles.

• Captain Backton is exonerated as merely a pawn in Mayberry’s scheme.

• Jingles, ever the comic, laments the perils of chasing villains up and down the riverboat’s ladders (26:03–26:18).

  “If I'd have taken a tumble off of one more of them dad-burned ladders chasing you, I might have busted something I'd never get fixed.”
  —Jingles, (26:03)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Comic relief: Jingles’ dread of riverboats and sabotage.
• Classic heroics: Hickok’s precise gunshot saving the boat (13:10).
• Inventive navigation: Using bonfire signals to steer through the fog (22:38).
• Denouement: The reveal of Mayberry’s fraudulent cargo, and his capture (25:20).

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Timeline of Important Segments

| Time | Segment/Topic | |------------|----------------------------------------------------| | 04:14 | Riverboat contract dispute—tensions set | | 07:05 | Gunshots; pilot murdered, mystery begins | | 11:07 | Stakes revealed: cargo worth $14,000 | | 13:10 | Hickok shoots boiler wire—disaster averted | | 14:33 | Wood stop, Mayberry/Backton confrontation | | 21:57 | Jingles’ idea: bonfire navigation in the fog | | 23:09 | Cargo fire, Mayberry exposed as saboteur | | 25:20 | Cargo is a fraud: boxes of rocks, not goods | | 26:36 | Episode wrap-up and tease for next adventure |

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Tone & Style

The episode blends suspenseful Western adventure with quick-witted humor, faithful to the original radio scripts. Jingles’ lovable anxiety and Hickok’s calm bravery provide a balance of levity and tension, while the lively, colorful dialogue captures the golden age of radio storytelling.

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Notable Cast

• Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok
• Andy Devine as Jingles
• Special guest voices: Herb Vigren, Joe Forte, Stan Farrar

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For Next Time

Stay tuned for the next episode: “Shotgun Gang”—where Wild Bill and Jingles face down a dangerous outlaw!

“So long, kids!”
—Jingles, signing off (26:35)

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Transcript

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Wherever United States Marshal Wild Bill Hickok and his gigantic deputy Jingles went, adventure stalked behind them. Their return trip from a vacation in St. Louis was just about the most hair raising time the two law partners had ever had. They started out by almost missing the ill fated riverboat to St. Joe.

[Andy Devine]

Hurry, Bill. This is one boat I don't want to miss.

[Jingles]

All right then, get up that gang plank.

[Andy Devine]

I'm getting as fast as I can.

[Jingles]

Well, we made it. Simmer down now.

[Andy Devine]

I need a safety valve, Bill. I got up enough steam to blow that whistle myself. All right, Captain. You can plow up this old Mississippi anytime now. We're ready.

[Jingles]

Wait a minute, Jingle. Sounds like an argument up on the bridge.

[Andy Devine]

Where?

[Jingles]

Right over our heads.

[Andy Devine]

Yes.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Stole this cargo from right under my nose, White Face. And you're not getting away with it. You're wrong, Backton. I signed an agreement for this shipment. Tell him, Mr. Mayberry.

[Doug]

That's right. Back then, Captain Whiteface made a square deal for a Test run to St. Joe with my cargo. If he makes it by 12 noon day after tomorrow, he gets a contract for all my new business.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

And if he doesn't?

[Doug]

Then I'll open the bids again. You'll have your chance.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

You'll rue this day, Mabry. This whole packet of Buster seems before she hits the mouth of the Missouri. And your cog will be with a cat face at the bottom of the river. Get off my ship, Acton. By Jupiter, you'll never see your chance to get the Mayberry contract.

[Andy Devine]

Now get off.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

You'll see White Face the catfish. They'll get your cargo and you too, mark my words. Stand by to cast off those lines.

[Doug]

Good luck, Captain Whiteface. Get my cargo to St. Joe by 12 noon day after tomorrow or lose my contract.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

We'll do it, Mr. Mayberry, or bust the boiler.

[Andy Devine]

Cast off. Cast off. Bill, don't you reckon maybe we got on the wrong boat?

[Jingles]

What makes you think that?

[Andy Devine]

Jingle Bill Hickok. You know what I mean. Anytime we hear two red flags face Gents stand toe to toe and threaten each other like that. It darn well ain't the last of it. Well, well, well, well.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Wild Bill Hickok and Jingles. Welcome aboard the River Queen, gentlemen.

[Jingles]

Howdy, Captain Whiteface.

[Andy Devine]

Yeah, howdy. And go away. We don't want nothing to do with it. It ain't none of our business.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Watch that, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

We're just passengers. We don't know nothing, we don't hear nothing and we don't see nothing.

[Jingles]

Jingo.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

What's he talking about, Bill?

[Jingles]

Well, don't mind Jingles, Captain. We just happened to overhear your little argument with Captain Backton over the Mayberry contract.

[Andy Devine]

And it's none of our business. So we'll just be saying how do you do and goodbye and that is all.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Well, now that you brought it up, Jingles, I did want to ask if I could depend on your help in case of trouble.

[Andy Devine]

I knew it. Now, let me offer this tough jingle.

[Jingles]

Simmer down. Take it easy for me.

[Andy Devine]

No, sir. The sun's going down. And I ain't going to spend the night waiting for this dirty doggone boat to blow up and sink right out from under me. Bill, it started.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Those shots came from the pilot's cabin.

[Jingles]

Come on, let's get up there.

[Andy Devine]

I got a darn good mind to jump overboard. It'd be a lot safer.

[Jingles]

Save your breath, Jingles.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

You might need it in here.

[Andy Devine]

Bill. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Bill. Look there on the bunk.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

It's my river pilot. Mr. Smith.

[Andy Devine]

Mr. Smith.

[Jingles]

It's too late, Captain. He's gone.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

I guess you're right, Bill. Poor devil.

[Jingles]

I hope you know the river, Captain. Navigating these waters without a pilot is no sense.

[Andy Devine]

That's right. No pilot. Now I know. I'm gonna jump overboard and swim to the riverbank. I ain't staying with this boat one more minute. No, sir. Rebob S. Yippee.

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The mysterious murder of the river pilot left Captain, Captain Whiteface shaken as he faced the dangerous job of navigating the treacherous Mississippi. Later that night, Wild Bill and Jingle stood beside the captain in the wheelhouse, keeping a sharp eye out for derelict logs and shoal waters.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Bill, I'm powerful glad you and Jingles were on board to give me a hand. It takes good eyes to pick up signs on the river.

[Jingles]

Happy to help out, Captain.

[Andy Devine]

Well, I ain't so sure I'm happy about it. Been a killer loose on this boat. And for all I know, he could be looking at the back of my neck right this very minute.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Jingles is right, Bill.

[Jingles]

That's possible, Captain.

[Andy Devine]

Now, let's go search this ship again, Bill.

[Jingles]

First I'd like to know more about this deal with Mayberry, Captain Whiteface.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Well, Mayberry's a big wholesaler, Bill. He ships many tons of goods to St. Joe each month and then freights it west.

[Andy Devine]

And you're out to get the contracts for all his river freight, huh?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

That's right, Jingles. But to get it, I had to guarantee to deliver this shipment to St. Joe on time, in good shape.

[Jingles]

And if you don't?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Then I have to pay him for the goods and I lose A contract? It'll break me if that.

[Andy Devine]

You mean you'd have to pay for all them boxes down below on the freight deck?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

That's right, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

What's in them?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Well, the inventory from Mayberry shows mining machinery. Saddles, bolts of silk, wagon parts, just about everything.

[Jingles]

How much is it worth?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Over $14,000, Bill.

[Andy Devine]

Now, that would be a pile of cash to have to shell out if anything happened.

[Jingles]

And it looks like somebody's out to stop you, Captain.

[Andy Devine]

That doggone Captain Brackton. That's who it is.

[Jingles]

We couldn't find him on board, Jingle, so don't jump to conclusions.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Backton made a lot of threats, Bill, and he's the one to gain if I fail.

[Andy Devine]

Captain, look it. There comes a big log bearing down on.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

I'll need more steam to miss it. Hope the engineers awake.

[Andy Devine]

That's a signal for more pleasure.

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[Doug]

Help me haul this wheel over, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

Sure, Captain. Here we go. Yeah, that's it, Jingles.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

We missed it. Yeah, but we never got more steam. I wonder what's wrong in the boiler room.

[Andy Devine]

Well, this is no time for them to go to sleep.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Hand me that speaking tube, Bill.

[Jingles]

Here you are, Captain.

[Andy Devine]

Hello, below. Hello, below.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Mr. Chuck, can you hear me?

[Jingles]

My Bill.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

There's no answer. We've got to go down there.

[Andy Devine]

More trouble. I don't like this one little bit.

[Jingles]

You'd better leave the wheel with the first mate, Captain.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Right, Bill. Mr. House, take the wheel. Steady as she goes. Aye, aye, sir. Steady as she goes. Good. Let's go, Bill.

[Jingles]

Come on, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

I sure hope nothing's happened to the engineer. He's the one that makes this boat go. Oh, here's another one of them bad blasting laughs.

[Jingles]

Watch your stepping on Jingle.

[Andy Devine]

How am I going to do that when I can't even see my feet? Dog got it out, Bill. I'm slipping. Look out below. Jingle. Jingles, are you hurt? No. Oh, look what I did to me.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

That'll leads right down into the boiler room.

[Andy Devine]

Bill, another ladder. I ain't going down there. I'll just wait right here.

[Jingles]

Good idea, Jingles.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

And keep a luck as Judd on the deck. Quick, give me a hand. Mr. Judd.

[Jingles]

Jud out cold, Captain, but I'm still breathing.

[Andy Devine]

Bill. What's that noise, Captain? That sounds like a safety valve.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Somebody's tight down the safety valve. And the pressure's at the limit.

[Andy Devine]

The boiler will blow up.

[Jingles]

What's holding that safety valve, Captain?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

That thin copper wire. I've got to get it loose or my ship's lost.

[Andy Devine]

Stand Back, Captain.

[Jingles]

I'll try cutting it this way.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

What are you going to do with that gun, Bill? You never hit that wire in a minute. You did it for a while.

[Andy Devine]

Well, I'll be. You don't know Bill very well, do you, Cap?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

We'd better get out of this steam or we'll be boiling it. Hey, some of you boys grab Mr. Judd and get him up to his cabin. I gotta get back up to the wheelhouse, Bill.

[Jingles]

You go ahead, Captain. We'll take a look around for the gentle pull. This trick.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Well, I'm not sure he's still aboard, Bill. One of our rowboats is missing.

[Jingles]

Well, looks like our man escaped.

[Andy Devine]

Hey, Captain.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Yeah, Jingles?

[Andy Devine]

Ain't you getting kind of low on wood for the boiler?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Well, you're right, Jingles. We'll have to find a wooden stop and get some more.

[Jingles]

Good thing you noticed that, partner. We might have been stuck in the.

[Andy Devine]

Middle of the river. Bill, you don't get stuck in the middle of the Mississippi. If you got the steam, you're going up. If you haven't, you're going down. There just ain't no in between unless.

[Jingles]

You get stuck on a sandbox.

[Andy Devine]

Now, don't go mentioning that, or it'll be the next thing that happens to us. I don't figure we'll get to St. Joe as it is.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Hold that whistle card again, Jingles. We got to find some wood along here someplace.

[Andy Devine]

Sure, Captain.

[Jingles]

There's a bonfire, Captain, on the right bank.

[Andy Devine]

Now, Bill, that ain't no way to talk on a. It's a starboard bank, or is there? Right the port, Captain.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

You were right the first time, Jingle. Starboard.

[Andy Devine]

See, Bill? Yeah.

[Jingles]

You're getting to be quite a freshwater sailor, Jingle.

[Andy Devine]

Yeah, but I'm not liking it a bit this trip. I sure wish I'd have caught that Jasper that got away in that rowboat.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

You think that was a killer, Bill?

[Jingles]

Might have been, Captain.

[Andy Devine]

Yeah. The same one that slugged the engineer and tied down that sleep safety valve.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

All right, gentlemen, we'll get wood here. Just hold her into the bank with the engines, Mr. House. I don't want to take time to tie up. I. I see. We'll go down and supervise the load, Bill.

[Andy Devine]

Yeah. Let me get my feet on solid ground. Come to think of it, I might just find me a horse and go the rest of the way on land.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Never give up in the middle of the stream, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

Well, I like to. Oh, another one of them durn old ladder.

[Jingles]

Now, don't rush, Jingle.

[Andy Devine]

Look out, partners.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Got.

[Andy Devine]

Now, I know I'm going as short as day. Haven't got a decent set of stairs on this darned old town.

[Jingles]

Come on, partner. Come on, you're not hurt. Let's get ashore and get Bill.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Look who's here.

[Andy Devine]

Mayberry and that Jasper Captain Backton. Now, I.

[Jingles]

Hold it, Jingles. Hold it. Let's see what they have to say first.

[Andy Devine]

Now, Bill, you know darn well Backton's the one.

[Doug]

Well, White Face, took you long enough to run out of wood.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

What do you mean, Mr. Mayberry?

[Doug]

I've been trailing you to watch your progress. I'm not satisfied with it at all, Captain.

[Andy Devine]

Now, that ain't fair.

[Jingles]

Hold it, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

Well, dog on it all, anyway.

[Doug]

Decided to have you unload all my cargo right here on this landing, white face. Captain Backton's next boat will pick it up for St. Joe.

[Andy Devine]

What?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Back to New Slytherin? Double cross Island.

[Doug]

Never mind the name calling, gentlemen. Let's get this cargo unloaded.

[Jingles]

You sure you're being fair, Mr. Mayberry?

[Doug]

That's none of your business, hick. It's my cargo and I can have done with it what I want done with it.

[Andy Devine]

No, I ain't just so doggone sure about that. No, I ain't.

[Doug]

What's that?

[Andy Devine]

Jingles?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Means I got a legal contract. And the only way to break it is for me not to make it to St. Joe on time or with.

[Andy Devine]

The goods and damaged conditions.

[Jingles]

Never mind, Jingles. You're right about the contract, though. And as long as we represent the.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Law, hey, you'll resent the mister.

[Jingles]

I've heard you make a couple of other threats lately, and I'm keeping my eye on you.

[Andy Devine]

Yeah, me too.

[Doug]

All right, now, White Face, you keep the cargo. But Backlin and I are coming aboard to follow this cargo to St. Joe.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

That's fine with me. We made a bargain. And I mean to see that my end of it is carried out to the ladder.

[Jingles]

And I reckon Jingles and I will be there to see that things go along peacefully from now on.

[Andy Devine]

You dog on. Right we will. But it's a. Since there ain't been nothing but peaceful about it up to now. And I ain't betting much on the rest of the trip neither.

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[Wild Bill Hickok]

I'm here on a job site with Tim, who owns his own electrical contracting business.

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[Wild Bill Hickok]

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[Andy Devine]

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[Wild Bill Hickok]

Just a little bit of electrician humor. Do you get it? I got it. You know, it feels like we have a real connection.

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[Andy Devine]

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[Andy Devine]

Oh, God it Bill. There's something funny about them two trailing us up the river like that.

[Jingles]

I'm inclined to agree with you, Jingles, but we'll just have to wait and see.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

They've been mighty quiet all day, Bill.

[Jingles]

Yeah, that's right, Captain. I only saw Mayberry out on deck once.

[Andy Devine]

I don't see what he's so anxious about. Look at his doggone old cargo to St. Joe.

[Jingles]

I get the idea that he's more interested in us failing to get his cargo to St. Joe. Pardon?

[Andy Devine]

But Bill, that just wouldn't make sense, would it?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Well, for what it's worth, I get the same idea.

[Jingles]

We're just gonna have to keep our eyes open tonight and see what happens.

[Andy Devine]

Well, that's darn near more than I can do, Bill. I ain't had no sleep for two nights as it is.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Stay with it, Jingles. It's getting dark and there's a fog settling over the river. If there's going to be trouble, this will be a good night for it.

[Andy Devine]

Bill, I can't even see the river now, let alone the banks are floating log or a channel marker.

[Jingles]

I'm afraid I'm in the same boat, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

Same boat. Ha ha ha. You trying to be funny, Bill?

[Jingles]

No, partner, this isn't funny.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

You're right about that, Bill. I'm gonna have to give up. I'm leaked.

[Andy Devine]

That's a darn shame, Captain White Face. But there just ain't nobody could make time in this father.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

He's right, White Face. Head into the bank and tie up for your pile is up in shoal waters.

[Doug]

That's good advice, White Face. You've lost anyway.

[Andy Devine]

Well, listen to Mayberry and back and gloating, would you? You two jets remind me of a couple of lizards crawling out from under a wood pile.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

I don't have to take that from the likes of you, Wood pile.

[Jingles]

Jingles, you just gave me an idea.

[Andy Devine]

I did? Is it a good one, Bill?

[Jingles]

Captain Whiteface, could you navigate the channel if you knew where the bank was?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

I think so, Bill. Sure I could.

[Jingles]

Then I'll show you where it is. Jingles, grab that whistle cord and pull it.

[Andy Devine]

I sure will.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Hickok, what are you up to?

[Doug]

What is this nonsense? Head for the shore, White Face, before you wreck this boat and lose my car.

[Jingles]

There's one.

[Andy Devine]

One what, Bill?

[Jingles]

A bonfire. Now you know where your right bank is.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Captain wooding stops. He cocked your smarter than $700. Now why didn't I think of that?

[Andy Devine]

What's he mean, Bill?

[Doug]

Huh?

[Jingles]

What's he Mean you remember the way we found a place to get wood, Jingles?

[Andy Devine]

Yeah. We blew the whistle and them fellas that had wood to sell lit up a bonfire. You could see for miles.

[Jingles]

Blow the whistle, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

Hold your ears, gents.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Hey, Golly. There's one on the port bank and another to starboard. And they'll be all the way up the river. Bill, you've saved the day. Hey, baby. He's going to make it.

[Jingles]

You bet he is. Backton. Call for full speed ahead, Captain. We're headed for St. Joe.

[Andy Devine]

There's one thing worrying me, Bill. We ain't caught the killer yet.

[Jingles]

I think we will, Jingles. Just give him time to tip his hand.

[Andy Devine]

You mean you know who it is?

[Jingles]

Not yet. And don't let up on that whistle. There's another bonfire to you left there, Captain.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

At this rate, we'll make it to St. Joe on time, Bill. Thanks to you, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

May word Maybury and Captain Doctor get to.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

They left when Bill hit on the idea of whistling for those bond trials.

[Andy Devine]

Now there's a Perry you don't want to let run loose. I'll bet they're up to something, Captain.

[Jingles]

What's that, Bill?

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Fire.

[Andy Devine]

Bill.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

There's a fire on board. Mr. House, take the wheat. Aye, aye, sir.

[Andy Devine]

Quick, get on the cargo deck. Come on. What makes you think there's a fire down there, Bill? Just a hunt partner.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Watch this ladder, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

I ain't gonna have any trouble. Jingles. Jingles, are you hurt?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

No, dad.

[Andy Devine]

Come on. Not.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

But I'm getting my ph. That's blasting powder in the car.

[Andy Devine]

Come on. There's a blast. Somebody's trying to burn up the car. Going to boat with it.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Somebody's caught with a Triumph.

[Andy Devine]

Men.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Grab those fire buckets. Lay, too.

[Andy Devine]

I'm going in there after that man.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Keep those buckets coming, men. We're getting it under control.

[Andy Devine]

Bill. Bill, where are you?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Here he comes, Jingles. Dragging that gent with him there.

[Andy Devine]

Now. Let me give you a hand, Bill. You, Bill? Thanks, bud.

[Jingles]

I got to him just in time.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Who is it, Bill?

[Andy Devine]

Well, let's turn him over and. Hey, Bill, it's Mr. Mayberry.

[Jingles]

That's right, Jingles. Caught in his own trap.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

He's coming, too.

[Doug]

Let me go, hick. He'll never prove anything, Bill.

[Andy Devine]

What's the matter with him?

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Out of his.

[Jingles]

Hold him, Jingles.

[Andy Devine]

I got him.

[Doug]

You lose, white face. You owe me $14,000. The car goes burned up.

[Jingles]

That's. Well, you're wrong, Mayberry. That's right. You set It a fire, but these men put it out. You tried everything you knew from killing on down, Bill.

[Andy Devine]

You mean it was Mayberry all the time?

[Jingles]

That's right, Jingles. He.

[Doug]

He. You can't prove a thing. He.

[Jingles]

Wrong again, Mayberry. Jingles, rip open a couple of those cargo boxes.

[Andy Devine]

Sure, Bill.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Now, Bill, I don't see what you're thinking.

[Andy Devine]

What is this?

[Jingles]

Just what you see, Captain Whiteface. Those boxes are filled with rocks and straw. Was all a big swindle.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

Well, and he was going to burn it up and collect from me. Mayberry, I got a good.

[Jingles]

Hold it, Captain Whiteface.

[Andy Devine]

Yeah, hold it, Captain. Like Bill and me always say, the law will take care of this low down coyote. He's pulled his last swindle on the river.

[Wild Bill Hickok]

But what about Captain Vacuum?

[Jingles]

Mayberry was just using Captain Backton to hold a thread over your head.

[Doug]

Yeah, and I'd have pulled the whole deal if you hadn't come along, Hickok.

[Andy Devine]

Now where have I heard that before? Your shenanigans are all over, Mayberry. I'm mighty glad they are. If I'd have taken a tumble off of one more of them dad burned ladders chasing you, I might have busted something I'd never get fixed.

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[Jingles]

Well, Andy, that ends our episode on the riverboat. What's our story for Friday, Guy?

[Andy Devine]

This adventure is about a varmint who's out to gun down Wild Bill and Jingles. There's gun smoke a plenty in shotgun gang.

[Jingles]

So long, kids.

[Andy Devine]

See you Friday.

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[Doug]

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[Wild Bill Hickok]

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[Wild Bill Hickok]

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[Andy Devine]

Adventure of Wheel Hicks.

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[Doug]

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[Andy Devine]

Limu K.

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[Doug]

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