Stumpy Gets Thirty Days | Ranger Bill (01-11-56)

Summary

Old Time Radio Westerns: “Stumpy Gets Thirty Days” | Ranger Bill (01-11-56) Host: Andrew Rhynes
Original Air Date: May 30, 2026 (Restored episode from January 11, 1956)

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Episode Overview

This episode of Old Time Radio Westerns features an enhanced presentation of the classic “Ranger Bill” drama, titled “Stumpy Gets Thirty Days.” The central theme explores the burdens and responsibilities of leadership, focusing on the moral, physical, and emotional challenges faced by those tasked with making difficult decisions for the greater good. The story centers on Stumpy, an old ranger beloved for his wit and eccentricity, who suffers a near-fatal injury and must face the possibility of retirement when his morale and health fail to bounce back. The episode balances tension, character-driven humor, camaraderie, and the redemptive power of friendship and faith—all set against the majestic, wild backdrop of the American frontier.

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Key Discussion Points & Story Beats

The Penalty of Command and the Burden of Leadership

• Introduction of Theme
  • [01:52] The narrator sets up the episode’s core idea: “The main theme of the story is to show the price that a boss has to pay because he’s a leader of men. (…) The leader has more strain mentally than those who work under him. Sometimes he has to make decisions that he knows will make him unpopular. But it’s a right decision and for the good of all concerned, that’s what happens in the story.”
  • This theme is revisited throughout as characters debate Bill’s controversial decision regarding Stumpy’s future.

The Buffalo Roundup & Stumpy’s Injury

• The Hazards of Frontier Life
  • [04:11] The rangers, including Bill, Henry, Stumpy, and Gray Wolf, are herding restless, snow-trapped buffalo to safer pastures.
  • [05:00] Stumpy is severely injured protecting the herd, violently gored and pinned by a buffalo bull—his horse, Maud, also wounded in her brave defense.
• Life-Saving Response
  • [06:10] Bill orders a helicopter evacuation for Stumpy, who is critically injured: “Every bone around his chest has been crushed” (Bill, [06:48]).
• Tension and Helplessness
  • [09:41] The team is left waiting at the hospital, uncertain if Stumpy will survive. The crisis crystallizes their bonds, as even the typically tough Stumpy is rendered vulnerable.

Prayer, Brotherhood, and Faith

• Vigil at the Hospital
  • [10:13–11:38] The rangers keep vigil, offering prayers for Stumpy’s recovery.
    • Notable moment: Bill, Gray Wolf, and Henry each offer heartfelt, humble prayers.
      • Bill: “Father, whatever is thy decision, we shall humbly accept it. Because your wisdom is perfect… our hearts is that Stumpy be healed.” ([10:13])
      • Gray Wolf: “Almighty God, help our friend. Give him strength to fight… but we want that he live.” ([10:47])
      • Henry expresses how much they truly love and need Stumpy: “Yes, we’ve ribbed the old timer about his age and his jokes and about a lot of things. But really, Lord, we love him. We need his bright and happy outlook on life to lift us up when the going is rough.” ([11:10])
• Recovery and Gratitude
  • [12:12] The doctor delivers hopeful news: “No, Bill, we won. All of us working together as a team won the battle, huh? We did all the work with the patient. But you fellas pray.”

The Aftermath: Stumpy’s Slow Recovery & Loss of Spirit

• Temporary Triumph
  • [13:29] Stumpy, though physically on the mend, appears dispirited: “You fellers don’t know how happy I am to know I’ve got real praying friends… It warms my old ticker to know I got real friends who stick through thick and thin.”
• Morale and Identity Struggles
  • [15:10] Bill and the doc discuss the deeper issue: Stumpy’s “spark is gone… like a patched inner tube that’s afraid of another blowout.”
  • [16:33] Stumpy himself admits, “A little puttering in the backyard’s about all I can handle right now.”

Tough Love: The Threat of Retirement

• Bill’s Difficult Decision
  • [21:33–23:27] Bill files Stumpy’s retirement papers, triggering backlash from Henry, Gray Wolf, and the rest of the rangers.
    • Bill: “He’s a tired old man and no longer of any use to the Forest Service.”
    • Henry protests: “You mean you’re gonna put him out to pasture just like that? No warning, no chance to recover? Just throw him out.” ([21:58])
    • Bill gives Stumpy 30 days’ notice: “If you can improve yourself by the time the papers return, I won’t sign them.” ([23:10])
  • This galvanizes Stumpy: “Well, young feller, I’ll show you that you can’t throw me out of the Forest Service. In 30 days, I’ll be running road races up to the tops of the mountains… You give me 30 days, just like a judge now, I’ll make you eat those papers.” ([23:32])

Rebellion in the Ranks

• Team’s Outrage
  • [24:09–25:49] Henry, Gray Wolf, and others openly confront Bill’s leadership, accusing him of betrayal. Mr. Stewart: “You won’t have to pay it to him long. He’ll die of a broken heart. You know, the Forest Service is his whole life… It’s a cheap trick, Bill.”
  • Bill defiantly insists, “I’m still the boss here and what I say goes.”
  • The rangers close ranks: “I think I’ll put in for a transfer.” (Mr. Stewart, [25:49])

Operation: Get Stumpy Back

• Friends’ Determination
  • [26:12–26:41] Henry and Gray Wolf conspire to rally Stumpy’s recovery: “Let’s move Stumpy back to his own house. Then you and I’ll take helping him get back on his feet. The other fellows will help too… Doc says it’s the only way, old timer get back on feet.”
• Stumpy’s Rehabilitation Montage
  • [27:26–29:43] Through walks, exercises, and encouragement, the rangers cheer on Stumpy as he works to regain his former vigor—often with his trademark humor:
    • Stumpy: “You gotta push your ribs back out where they belong. Okay, but I don’t want the air pump to blow a gasket.” ([27:54])
    • Stumpy: “If you can’t, I’ll carry you.”—“It’d be like a colt carrying an old horse.” ([27:15])
  • Even as setbacks occur (muscle spasm mistaken for heart trouble), support never waivers.

A Tempting Offer and the Final Test

• Job Offer
  • [29:22] Mr. Stewart offers Stumpy a position as “chief ranger” on his private forest: “I want your experience and knowledge to protect the thousands of dollars I got tied up in trees. Name your own price, Stumpy.”
  • Stumpy is tempted but delays, determined to face his 30-day challenge.

The Showdown: Did Stumpy Make It?

• Day 29 Arrives
  • [30:27–31:10] Henry brings the much-anticipated big brown envelope from Washington.
  • Stumpy bursts into Bill’s office: “Never mind the hogwash. Tomorrow’s the 30th day and that’s why I’m here. You’re still gonna throw me out of the Forest Service?”
• The Reveal and Resolution
  • [31:10–31:52] Bill reveals the truth: the retirement papers were never sent in. He only threatened it to light a fire under Stumpy:
    • Bill: “Regulations say that when a man Stumpy’s age is disabled 90 days or longer, he must be retired for safety reasons. I didn’t want this to happen, but I knew if I extended sympathy it would happen because you were hurt pretty bad. So I had to put the old fighting spirit back into you, old friend. The doctor gave up, but I didn’t.”
    • Stumpy, elated: “Well, I’ll be a horn toed polecat! How’d you know I could get fit as a fiddle in 30 days?”
    • Bill simply: “You’re a ranger, aren’t you?” ([32:00])

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Notable Quotes

• Narrator, on the leader’s penalty:
  • “Sometimes he has to make decisions that he knows will make him unpopular. But it’s a right decision and for the good of all concerned… that’s what happens in the story. Stumpy gets 30 days.” ([02:44])
• Bill, on leadership and tough calls:
  • “He’s a tired old man and no longer of any use to the Forest Service.” ([21:52])
• Henry, defending Stumpy:
  • “You mean you’re gonna put him out to pasture just like that? No warning, no chance to recover? Just throw him out.” ([21:58])
• Stumpy, challenged but determined:
  • “Well, young feller, I’ll show you that you can’t throw me out of the Forest Service. In 30 days, I’ll be running road races up to the tops of the mountains.” ([23:32])
• Bill, the final reveal:
  • “So I had to put the old fighting spirit back into you, old friend. The doctor gave up, but I didn’t.” ([31:44])
• Stumpy, on friends and faith:
  • “You fellers don’t know how happy I am to know I’ve got real praying friends… I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.” ([13:00])
• Gray Wolf, on prayer:
  • “Christian friends no good unless they pray for one another.” ([13:29])
• Bill, on trust and resilience:
  • “You’re a ranger, aren’t you?” ([32:00])

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Important Timestamps

• [01:52] — Episode’s main theme introduced by Narrator
• [05:00] — Stumpy’s injury in the buffalo roundup
• [10:13–11:36] — The rangers pray for Stumpy’s life
• [12:12] — Stumpy’s condition improves; team’s prayer credited
• [15:10–16:33] — Stumpy’s lack of spark discussed by Bill and the doctor
• [21:33–23:32] — Bill announces retirement, Stumpy’s 30-day ultimatum
• [24:09–25:49] — Rangers rebel against Bill’s decision
• [27:26–29:43] — Stumpy’s rehab montage, offers, and setbacks
• [30:27–31:52] — The final test and Bill’s reveal
• [32:00] — Uplifting conclusion: “You’re a ranger, aren’t you?”

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Memorable Moments

• The steady presence of camaraderie and gentle ribbing in the face of crisis.
• The universal, timeless struggle of renewal—how friends can spark someone’s spirit when they lose it.
• Bill’s tough-love leadership, risking his popularity (and the friendship of his team) for Stumpy’s ultimate well-being.
• The faithful invocation of prayer, highlighting the deep bonds and spiritual undertones characteristic of Ranger Bill.
• The humorous moments even during adversity—Stumpy’s trademark quips about his ailments and stubbornness to be “put out to pasture.”

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Conclusion

“Stumpy Gets Thirty Days” is a heartfelt, entertaining entry in the Ranger Bill canon, blending adventure with introspection about leadership, aging, resilience, faith, and true friendship. The episode, though marked by tension and tough choices, ultimately champions hope, community, and the power of a challenge to awaken the fighting spirit within.

Ranger Bill and his men model not just physical courage, but also moral and emotional strength—reminding listeners that even in the wildest frontiers, it’s friends and purpose that keep us truly alive.

Transcript

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[Stumpy]

Ranger Bill, warrior of the wetland.

[Narrator]

Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland. Struggling against extreme odds. Traveling dangerous trails. Fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest. Ranger Bill. Pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat. Snow, floods. Bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions. Yes. All this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job. Well, Say, have you ever read the story the Penalty of Command? Well, if you haven't, I'll give you a brief idea what it's about. The main theme of the story is to show the price that a boss has to pay because he's a leader of men. You know, a lot of folks think that a boss has an easy job.

[Bill]

Well, it isn't.

[Narrator]

So the leader has more strain mentally than those who work under him. Sometimes he has to make decisions that he knows will make him unpopular. But it's a right decision and for the good of all concerned, that's what happens in the story. Stumpy gets 30 days.

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Bill and his rangers are moving the most dangerous animals in the world. These are the American bison. Heavy snows have made foraging in the upper pastures almost impossible. Young stock are suffering the most as they flounder shoulder high in the snow. Yes, the rangers have supplemental feeding stations for the buffalo. But the animals also need pasture so they can forage and get exercise. Let's join the fellas as they ride herd on these ornery critters.

[Henry]

Bill, Stumpy's getting a pretty bad time from a young bull.

[Bill]

I've noticed that, pal. I wouldn't worry about it. The old timer can take care of himself.

[Henry]

I sure hope so. Or the way that bull keeps charging and worrying. Stumpy's horse.

[Bill]

I don't know.

[Henry]

He's tried to move away from him, but that critter keeps following. Boy, he's really got a chip on his shoulders.

[Bill]

I'll keep an eye on him. Hey, Grey Wolf and Tom are having trouble with their side of the herd.

[Stumpy]

Let's go. Come on, boy.

[Henry]

Let's get out of here.

[Bill]

Think you and Tom can hold him now, Gray Wolf?

[Gray Wolf]

Ah, we do. Thanks for help. May not try breakaway again.

[Bill]

I hope not. Keep a close eye on them. They're in an ugly mood.

[Gray Wolf]

I watch them close.

[Henry]

Hey, Bill, where's Stumpy?

[Bill]

Huh? Well, I don't know. Should be over on the other side of the herd.

[Henry]

I haven't seen him for several minutes.

[Stumpy]

Grey Wolf, take charge of the herd.

[Bill]

Let's go find Stumpy, Pal. Get your rifle ready.

[Narrator]

Stumpy's in real trouble. The young buffalo bull finally made a full charge and gored the old timer's horse. The horse went down with the old fella being thrown from his saddle. Before he could get up, the bull gored him and then rolled on his chest. Stumpy's horse, Maud, is frantically trying to help her master. Now the bull is getting ready for another charge. The wounded man and horse make a desperate effort to protect themselves as the beast turns and charges at full speed. Then suddenly.

[Stumpy]

Bill. Thank the Lord you got here, Bill.

[Henry]

He's in bad shape.

[Bill]

Yeah, you said it, Henry. Ride like the wind to the chuck wagon and call for a helicopter on the radio. Then tell Gray Wolf to stop the herd and bed him down. I'll stay here.

[Henry]

Bill, do you think he's well? He's hurt pretty bad, huh?

[Stumpy]

Yeah.

[Bill]

You standing here doesn't help. Get moving.

[Henry]

Yes, sir.

[Stumpy]

Up best.

[Henry]

Come on, girl.

[Bill]

Easy does it, boys. Every bone around his chest has been crushed.

[Gray Wolf]

We're watching ourselves, Bill. Set him down slowly now, and slide the stretcher.

[Bill]

There we are. That's good. Okay, fellas, take off. He aren't you coming with us? No, I got to help the fellas get the buffalo herd under lock and key. We'll get to the hospital as quickly as we can. Get going now.

[Gray Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Bill]

Yes, D. There goes our old friend. I hope he pulls through this one. He's badly inj Come on, Storm. Let's join the boys. We'll have to take it easy, big boy. Old Mod isn't able to run any races. Come on, let's go. Come on, old girl. We'll take you where it's safe and warm. Have the fellas got the gates open? Grey Wolf?

[Gray Wolf]

Not right, Bill. Maybe we hold back now so animals not drive too hard and break fence down.

[Bill]

Yeah, pass the word.

[Gray Wolf]

I do pretty soon.

[Stumpy]

Henry, lay off. Okay, Bill.

[Narrator]

What's up?

[Bill]

I just told the boys to hold back. The bison can drift through the gates and not crash into the fence. Oh.

[Henry]

How long before we can go to the hospital?

[Bill]

Right away. Here comes Gray Wolf.

[Henry]

Kiddo.

[Gray Wolf]

Kiddo. Go now. Common boys lock herd inside fence. Everything plenty quiet after animals settle down in new home now.

[Bill]

That's fine, Greywolf. I'll breathe a lot easier now with those ornery rascals locked up.

[Henry]

Why didn't you go in the helicopter with Stumpy? We could have handled the herd.

[Bill]

I didn't want to take any chances with the buffalo. As spooky as they've been. Being short two hands might have caused another accident. One's enough. Well, let's ride for Knotty Pine.

[Doc]

I'm sorry, fellas. I. I don't know any more than

[Narrator]

I did an hour ago.

[Bill]

Now we understand. Doc. How long before the crisis?

[Doc]

Perhaps an hour, A day? Week. I can't tell. He's very seriously hurt. Buffalo did an awful job on the old timer.

[Gray Wolf]

We stay here until we know one way or other.

[Doc]

Make yourselves comfortable in the room across the hall.

[Gray Wolf]

It's empty.

[Henry]

Thanks, Doc.

[Bill]

Bill. Yes, Doc?

[Doc]

By old, sound medical reasoning, the old timer should have cashed in before he got here. Undoubtedly, his clean outdoor life is helping him fight. I don't know. There are a lot of things about this case I just don't understand. But I think you fellows have been doing a lot of praying for your old friend, right?

[Bill]

Yeah, we have. From the moment it happened, we have all been praying one continuous, silent prayer. Father, whatever is thy decision, we shall humbly accept it. Because your wisdom is perfect. Lord, the plea of our hearts is that Stumpy be healed and returned to a normal life. Hear our prayer for Jesus sake.

[Gray Wolf]

Amen. Amen. Almighty God, help our friend. Give him strength to fight and fight to live. God, if you want him to come home, then we obey your wish. But we want that he live. Raise him up if it be your will. In Jesus name, Amen.

[Mr. Stewart]

Amen.

[Henry]

Lord, in Jesus name, we ask that you help the doctors to bring Stumpy out of this. Yes, we've ribbed the old timer about his age and his jokes and about a lot of things. But really, Lord, we love him. We need his bright and happy outlook on life to lift us up when the going is rough. Please, Lord, if it be thy will, raise him up to be strong and healthy again. Amen.

[Gray Wolf]

Amen.

[Henry]

It's seven hours since we talked to the doc. All they do is run in and out of Stumpy's room with all kinds of gadgets. Must look like a medical supply store in there. Nothing's happened. The old timer doesn't get worse, he doesn't get better. How long's this going on?

[Bill]

Take it easy, pal. Seems like only several minutes. To the people who are fighting for Stumpy's life. We must be patient. I know it's hard, but we're used to difficult jobs.

[Henry]

Yeah, you said it.

[Gray Wolf]

Hey, here come Doc.

[Henry]

Hey, he's smiling.

[Bill]

It's all over, huh, Doc? And you won.

[Doc]

No, Bill, we won. All of us working together as a team won the battle, huh? We did all the work with the patient. But you fellas pray.

[Stumpy]

You fellers can't make any corny jokes because I'll climb the wall if I try to laugh.

[Henry]

He's recovering, all right. Right off his ornery nature sticks up.

[Bill]

We're very happy to be sitting here talking with you, old friend.

[Henry]

Well, you can say that again. Boy, Stumpy, you sure gave us a scare.

[Gray Wolf]

Ah, you hurt plenty bad.

[Stumpy]

You fellers don't know how happy I am to know I've got real praying friends. What do try to pull the wool over my eyes, sonny? Every once in a while. I came to, but I didn't open my eyes. I heard the doctor and nurses whisper about how close to death I was. You fellers ain't fooling me none. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. It warms my old ticker to know I got real friends who stick through thick and thin.

[Gray Wolf]

But what friends for Stumpy? Christian friends. No good unless they pray for one another.

[Stumpy]

I'll never forget this. Oh, siree.

[Bill]

Well, Our time is up, fellas. We'll see you again tomorrow, Stumpy.

[Stumpy]

It'll be fine.

[Bill]

Go along, Stumpy.

[Gray Wolf]

See ya.

[Stumpy]

Say, Bill?

[Bill]

Yes, old timer?

[Stumpy]

How's Maud? What happened to her?

[Bill]

She's all right. The gore she got was only a graze. The impact knocked it down. I've got her resting and taking it easy.

[Stumpy]

It's fine. She's a wonderful horse. She tried to help me by fighting off that old bull.

[Bill]

I know Stumpy. Mort'll go on record as one of the great horses of the Ranger service. We won't forget her heroic deed.

[Stumpy]

It's good news, sonny. I'll sleep all right now.

[Bill]

Come in, Bill. You want to talk to me about Stumpy, John?

[Doc]

Yes. Yes, I did, Bill. I don't know quite how to say this, but. Well, I'm not satisfied with the old timer's progress. No, he's healing all right. His chest is slowly correcting the crush it took.

[Bill]

Yeah, I understand.

[Doc]

You mean you're of the same opinion?

[Bill]

I've noticed for several weeks now his morale is good, but not aggressive.

[Doc]

I agree. He doesn't have a defeatist attitude. I'd rather call it. Well, I don't know just exactly what I would call it. Unless it would be to say that he acts like a tired old man dreaming about retiring.

[Bill]

I think you hit the nail right on the head, Doc. He's fighting to get well, but the old spark is gone. Sort of like a patched inner tube that's afraid of another blowout.

[Doc]

Very aptly put. But how can we get the spark back?

[Bill]

I don't know. It's a shame to let it go out or even just smolder. Say, Doc, let me take him home with me. Perhaps some good home cooking and homey surroundings will help him.

[Henry]

Stumpy, you're sure getting your old appetite back.

[Stumpy]

Yep. Sure am, sonny. Of course, that ornery varmint had to go and sit on my stomach and flatten it out. But I keep stuffing it best I can. That'll put her back into capacity shape, especially with Mom's delicious cooking.

[Henry]

Man, Stumpy, when you talk, you'd think mom was the only good cook alive. Here, Bill, have some more meat.

[Bill]

Thanks, Henry. I think I will. Say, old timer, how about walking down to the office with us? Henry will drive you back.

[Henry]

How about it, Stumpy?

[Stumpy]

Well, I'd like to see any of it once around the block. And a little puttering in the backyard's about all I can handle right now.

[Henry]

Bill, what's wrong with Stumpy?

[Bill]

I don't know, pal.

[Gray Wolf]

I wonder. Same thing. He act like old man, Tired old man.

[Henry]

Yeah, that's about it. And his morale is high. He isn't sour about his accident. He just acts plain tired.

[Gray Wolf]

He not old timer. We once know. Stumpy never let age make him old. He always young in mind and heart.

[Bill]

Yeah, you're right. You fellas go on into the office. I'm gonna stop in here and see the doc.

[Henry]

Okay, Bill.

[Bill]

Let us know what he says. I will see you in an hour or so. Hello, Bill.

[Doc]

How's our old friend?

[Bill]

That's what I came to see about. Duck, you busy?

[Doc]

Nope. Be right there.

[Stumpy]

Yeah.

[Doc]

Didn't get much sleep last night. That's the life of a doctor. Guess you've lost many a night's sleep too, huh, Bill?

[Bill]

Yeah, lots of.

[Doc]

Stumpy isn't making much progress, is he? Other than recovery?

[Bill]

No, I'm afraid not. Doc, are you sure he's physically all right?

[Doc]

Yes, yes. I've X rayed him from head to foot and he's getting several different shots to build up his general head. Takes enough pills to choke a cow. He's doing fine.

[Bill]

Will he completely recover with his mental attitude the way it is?

[Doc]

Well, it's hard to say my opinion that he won't. He'll baby himself and. Well, that's not what I want. He's got to stretch his muscles, put in some hard work, repair the damage done to them. I don't mean he should climb a mountain first thing in the morning, but it eventually should come to that, Bill. His full recovery depends on proper exercise and circulatory stimulation. Stimulation given with liver and iron shots doesn't take the place of the real thing.

[Bill]

Then moderate exercise increasing to hard work won't hurt him.

[Doc]

It'll do him a world of good. If he doesn't, he'll be an invalid the rest of his life. He has to be willing to feel his pulse pounding in his blood vessels.

[Bill]

Well, I'll keep trying. Maybe in a few weeks he'll change his mind.

[Doc]

I hope so. If he doesn't, you'd better buy him a nice rocking chair.

[Bill]

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[Henry]

Have you got more papers to file, Bill?

[Bill]

Yes, pal. Here's a fistful. That ought to do it. Sure appreciate your help.

[Henry]

That's okay. I get a kick out of filing papers. Especially when I have to look for them again when they're filed in the wrong folder.

[Bill]

Ah, there we are. That's finished.

[Henry]

What are you working so hard at? You've been writing out half a dozen forms.

[Bill]

There.

[Henry]

Oh, hello, Gray wolf. Everything all right out in the barn?

[Gray Wolf]

Horses have enough food and water for rest of day.

[Bill]

Now, I'm glad you're here, Gray Wolf, because I have something to tell both of you before I tell Stumpy. What is it, Bill?

[Gray Wolf]

Must sound important.

[Bill]

It is, Henry. You wanted to know why I've been so busy with these papers.

[Henry]

Yeah, I was just curious.

[Bill]

These are Stumpy's retirement papers, Bill.

[Henry]

You're joking.

[Bill]

Am I? I've worked on them for three hours. Call that a joke, but why?

[Gray Wolf]

I asked same question, Bill. Why?

[Bill]

Why? That's obvious, isn't it? He's a tired old man and no longer of any use to the forest service.

[Henry]

You mean you're gonna put him out to pasture just like that? No warning, no chance to recover? Just throw him out.

[Bill]

If he can snap out of it by the time the papers come back from Washington, I can stop his retirement.

[Gray Wolf]

How long that be?

[Bill]

30 days.

[Henry]

That sounds like a jail sentence. This will kill the old timer.

[Bill]

I suppose you think this is a barrel of fun for me.

[Gray Wolf]

You tell old timer soon.

[Bill]

Yes, I'm going home now and tell him, Stumpy. I wish somebody else could tell you this But I have to because I'm your boss. These papers I have in my hand.

[Stumpy]

What kind of legal papers are those, honey?

[Bill]

They're your retirement papers. Stumpy, I know you won't believe me when I tell you I'm your friend and sorry it has to be this way.

[Stumpy]

So you're putting me out to pasture just like an old horse, eh?

[Bill]

Papers won't be back for 30 days. My signature clinches your career. If you can improve yourself by the time the papers return, I won't sign them.

[Stumpy]

You figure I'm a tired old man and I ain't going to get well, eh?

[Bill]

I don't know the answer to that, Stumpy. You're the only one who does.

[Stumpy]

Is that right? Well, young feller, I'll show you that. You can't throw me out of the forest service. In 30 days, I'll be running road races up to the tops of the mountains. What do you think I am? Some old Billy goad that can't eat tin cans anymore? You give me 30 days, just like a judge now, I'll make you eat those papers.

[Doc]

Henry.

[Bill]

Gray Wolf, I don't want to argue about Stumpy. The die is cast, and that's the way it's going to stay.

[Henry]

Bill, I heard you pray for Stumpy to get well. I heard you plead with the Lord for his recovery. Why? So he could throw him out like an old coat? Maybe it would have been better if he died. At least you would have had the pleasure of breaking his heart.

[Bill]

Henry, you're talking out of line.

[Henry]

Is that so? Well, I've got plenty to say, and I'm going to say it right here and now. Why do you have to throw the old timer out? Can't you keep him around and give him easy jobs? Bill, you're killing him by inches. And I think it's a dirty trick.

[Gray Wolf]

I agree with Henry. All men work hard many years. And his faithful friend. That not mean anything to you? Why you not let Buffalo beat your chest flat and stick horn into stomach? Then we see how fast you recover. Fine reward old friend get. Bill, you wrong. All wrong.

[Bill]

I've been wrong before, Gray Wolf. My decision still goes until I'm proved wrong. Hey, what are you fellas doing? You're not off duty.

[Mr. Stewart]

Well, the forest ain't gonna burn down with all the snow out there.

[Bill]

That's beside the point. You're not off duty.

[Narrator]

We're taking time off to tell you we think Stumpy's getting a dirty deal.

[Mr. Stewart]

Yeah, it sure is. What's gotten into You, Bill, you just can't give the old timer the boot like this.

[Bill]

Tom, Paul, the rest of you listen to me. I'm giving Stumpy a fair chance. Also, I'm actually doing him a favor. He's not fit for active duty. According to regulations, he can't retire for two years. But he'll get full retirement pay.

[Narrator]

You won't have to pay it to him long. He'll die of a broken heart. You know, the Forest Service is his whole life. Everything. It's a cheap trick, Bill. A cheap trick.

[Gray Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Bill]

All your words and arguments won't change my mind. I'm still the boss here and what I say goes.

[Mr. Stewart]

Come on, fellas. You can't talk to him. I think I'll put in for a transfer.

[Henry]

Gray Wolf, I've got an idea how we can beat Bill at his own game.

[Gray Wolf]

Oh, not good. I have idea too. We put heads together.

[Henry]

Let's move Stumpy back to his own house. Then you and I'll take helping him get back on his feet. The other fellows will help too.

[Gray Wolf]

Oh, that plenty a good idea. And now I tell you secret, huh? I have same idea. So I make phone call to doctor. He say old friend can take all the exercise he can get. A little at first and then more. Doc say it only way, old timer get back on feet.

[Henry]

You think it's a good idea?

[Gray Wolf]

And only way to help Stumpy.

[Henry]

Wonderful. Let's get started then. 30 days isn't a very long time unless you're sending it out in jail.

[Stumpy]

Take it easy, sonny. This old body ain't what it used to be.

[Henry]

You haven't got an old body. The doc says your body's doing fine. All it needs is lots of muscle. Stretching exercises. Come on, let's do three blocks today.

[Stumpy]

Okay, I can take the three going all right, but I don't know about the three coming back.

[Henry]

Oh, you'll make it all right. If you can't, I'll carry you.

[Stumpy]

It'd be like a cold carrying an old horse.

[Gray Wolf]

You do half mile walk plenty good. Now, we tried three quarter mile today.

[Stumpy]

A few weeks ago I could do three quarters of a mile on a dead run. Now I'm not sure I can do it on a slow walk.

[Gray Wolf]

You stretch muscles plenty good and they get strong and healthy.

[Stumpy]

Yeah, but if I stretch them too much, they'll snap like rubber bands. Hey, Paul, where's the fire?

[Doc]

Breathe deeper, Stumpy.

[Stumpy]

You gotta push your ribs back out where they belong. Okay, but I don't want the air pump to blow a Gasket.

[Mr. Stewart]

You're doing the mile walk in fine shape, old timer.

[Stumpy]

Yeah, pretty soon I'll be ready to race Bill up the nearest mountain. Henry, get the doc. I got a terrible pain in my chest. Don't waste your time on me, fellers. I'm just an old foster.

[Henry]

Nonsense. The doc says all you had was a muscle spasm in your chest muscles. Here, These hot packs will straighten it out quick as a bunny.

[Stumpy]

I'm beginning to think Bill's right, just like he always is.

[Gray Wolf]

Stumpy, you not talk like that. Discouragement is Satan's best weapon.

[Stumpy]

I know, but what's the use of avoiding the facts? My bag of bones just can't take it anymore. Come in.

[Henry]

Oh, Mr. Stewart.

[Bill]

How are you, sir?

[Mr. Stewart]

Just fine, Henry. Hello, Stumpy. Gray wolf.

[Gray Wolf]

Good to meet you.

[Henry]

Stumpy had a charley horse in his chest muscle. That's why we're baking him in hot towels. He'll be all right shortly.

[Mr. Stewart]

Oh, glad to hear that. For a moment, I. I thought my trip was wasted.

[Stumpy]

What do you mean by that, Mr. Stewart?

[Mr. Stewart]

Well, stumpy, I've heard the news about your retiring from the ranger service and, well, I want you to come and work for me as chief ranger. I got a lot of private forest that, well, needs expert care. You can name your own price, Stumpy. I want your experience and knowledge to protect the thousands of dollars I got tied up in trees.

[Stumpy]

You ain't Joking, are you, Mr. Stewart?

[Mr. Stewart]

Oh, I don't joke about things like this. What do you say?

[Stumpy]

Well, I don't know what to say. I'm sure tempted. Give me a week to think it over. By that time, my 30 days will be up.

[Gray Wolf]

You do fine, Stumpy. We walked three miles at almost double time.

[Stumpy]

Yeah, I'm kind of pleased with myself.

[Gray Wolf]

You keep wind good after you run block. I think you make fine recovery.

[Stumpy]

Thanks, honey. Hey, here comes Henry like a bunny with a burr in his toes. I wonder what's up.

[Gray Wolf]

We know plenty.

[Bill]

Quick, boy.

[Henry]

Boy, am I glad I found you guys.

[Stumpy]

Watch out, Johnny.

[Henry]

A big brown envelope just came in

[Bill]

the mail for Bill.

[Henry]

It's from Washington. And this is the 29th day.

[Stumpy]

Well, now's the time for a showdown. Let's go. I'm ready.

[Bill]

Well, hello, fellas. Hey, Stumpy, you're looking fine.

[Stumpy]

Never mind the hogwash. Tomorrow's the 30th day, and that's why I'm here. You're still gonna throw me out of the forest service? Well, what's the big grin for?

[Henry]

I don't see anything funny.

[Bill]

About this, Stumpy. You're not going to be retired.

[Stumpy]

Huh?

[Bill]

The papers are still here in my desk drawer, where I put them after I talk to you. Here, take a

[Stumpy]

But, but what was

[Henry]

in the big brown envelope?

[Bill]

Just a supply of new reports. While you're catching your breath, let me explain. Regulations say that when a man Stumpy's age is disabled 90 days or longer, he must be retired for safety reasons. I didn't want this to happen, but I knew if I extended sympathy it would happen because you were hurt pretty bad. So I had to put the old fighting spirit back into you, old friend. The doctor gave up, but I didn't.

[Stumpy]

Well, I'll be a horn toed polecat. How'd you know I could get fit as a fiddle in 30 days?

[Bill]

You're a ranger, aren't you?

[Narrator]

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[Henry]

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[Bill]

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[Doc]

Oh boy, that was a rough one.

[Narrator]

Bill sure knows how to handle his men.

[Bill]

Yes, sir.

[Narrator]

Even after they've been gored and rolled on by a buffalo bull. See you next week for more adventure with Ranger.

[Stumpy]

Sam.

[Andrew Rines]

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[Bill]

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[Narrator]

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[Bill]

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[Bill]

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[Gray Wolf]

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[Henry]

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