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Get $50 off any cocktail maker@bartisian.com cocktail that's B A R T E S I A N.com cocktail hello, it is Ryan and I was on a flight the other day playing one of my favorite social spin slot games on chumbacassino.com I looked over at the person sitting next to me and you know what they were doing? They were also playing Chumba Casino. Everybody's loving having fun with it. Chumba Casino is home to hundreds of casino style games that you can play for free anytime, anywhere. So sign up now@chumbacasino.com to claim your free welcome bonus. That's chumbacasino.com and live the Chumba Life. Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary VGW Group Void where prohibited by law 18 + terms and conditions apply. Recently a new client called me and started by saying, Mr. Morgan, I really need your help, but I'm just a nobody. Those words stunned me and I immediately called him back and we're now helping him and his family after a terrible accident. I'm John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan. Everybody who comes to our firm at their time of need is a somebody. I grew up poor, but my grandmother was like a queen to us. At Morgan and Morgan, our goal is to level the playing field for you and your family at your time of need. The insurance company has unlimited money and resources. You need a firm who can fight them toe to toe for right at 30 years. We have fought them in courtrooms throughout America. Our results speak for themselves. And always remember this, everybody is a somebody and nobody is a nobody. Visit forthepeople.com to learn about our firm, Morgan and Morgan. For the people injured, visit forthepeople.com for an office near you Frontier Town the Saga of the Roaring West Frontier Town El Paso, Cheyenne, Calgary, Tombstone. Frontier Town Here is the adventurous story of the early west, the tamed and the untamed. From the Pecos to Powder River, Dodge City to Poker Flat, these are the towns they fought to live in and lived to fight for. Teeming crucibles of pioneer freedom. Frontier Town Howdy. If you're ever out on the frontier and happen to need a frontier town lawyer, well, my name's Chad Remington and the frontier town Dos Rios. Not that I haven't got a Few clients I have. But after my last experience, what I'm looking for right now is a little more restful case, to tell the truth, and even a frontier town lawyer is expected to do that. It all started when I was out looking for a little rest and relaxation with the buffalo and elk on the move. I gathered up Cherokee O'Bannon, who owns the Dos Rios livery stable now that he has forsaken the patent medicine game, and together we set out for the Tierra Piedra country. Buffalo guns thonged to our pommels and rifles slapping easily in our saddle boots. We were loping along high up in the tangled crags, and everything was serene. Or serene was the way it looked. Counselor. I say, Chad, what are you looking so happy about? Because, Cherokee, up here with no troubles to bother me, I feel happy. What are you looking so glum about? Well, not to put too fine a point on the matter, my boy, just because up here in this Satan forsaken, barren wilderness, we're two days ride from the nearest establishment which purveys nectar. Nectar. Spelled W H I S T E Y. Whiskey. Cherokee. For a man who made his dubious living by using his wits, you certainly are lacking in resourcefulness. Resourcefulness? Now, how could resourcefulness get me even two fingers of liquid mine up here? You see what's growing all around us, don't you? My palate may be decomposing for the lack of lubrication, but my optics are sharp as ever. Naturally, I see what's growing all around us. Mesquite. What's there about mesquite to salve my thirst? Don't you know what the Indians make from mesquite? Delightful witches brew known as mezcal. Ah, pox on mezcal. Two ounces of that stuff and a man might end up married. Well, you're up in Indian country now, Cherokee, and if you're thirsty enough, you'll do as the Indians do. Drink mezcal. You really think I could try cooking some up when we make camp tonight? I got that Dutch oven in my saddle roll and. Say, look there, Chad. Isn't that a flock of sheep on the move just down below us? Looks like they're being trailed, too. Must be between 700 and 1000 sheep in that flock. That's another example of what mezcal will do to you. What's mezcal got to do with trailing a flock of sheep? Well, anybody who'd trail a lizard through this country must have been drinking mezcal. I can't disagree with you, there. O'Bannon. This isn't even fit for mountain sheep. There seems to be only three people tending the, uh. Oh. Uh. Oh. What now? What's the matter? Quick, look across the other side of this valley. Up by that chimney rock. Doesn't that look like a yellow shirt? A yellow billy? Blue blazes. Chad, you're 100% right. It's a yellow shirt, and that means Indian. It sure does mean Indians. Apaches. Unless I miss my guess, they're after those sheep. Well, there weren't enough of those redskins to risk a raid. Maybe not, but there are enough to be scouts. You see, now they're turning their ponies and heading north. Probably going to tell the main body of the raiders that they've located the flock. Well, even with this buffalo gun, I couldn't reach them from here, Chad. Well, the only thing we can do is ride down and warn those herders what we think they're in for. All right, Cherokee, knock on that piece of crate. This gravel's loose. It's a downhill ride, and we've really got to make tracks if we're going to get there in time. Got there, fella. Get to run. Diego, see Palada. I can see Pablo no longer. My brother is up ahead trying to turn the ship to the left. We do not wish to lose one ship before we deliver them to Fort Lincoln. See Diego. To sell to government contractors. What? We've been working for six years now, and we must. Diego. Say, what happened? Palada, what is it? Maybe I make a mistake. I do not think so. I saw a flash of Yellow Shirt and rocks up ahead. Yellow Shirt. Sacre madre inions. Call Pablo. Quick. Pablo. Pablo. Pilate. He cannot hear this far. I shall ride up ahead and I'll. Diego. En sule. The Indians are all around us. Pilaro, off your horse. The red devils shall not get our ship without a fight. Quit, Diego. Two of them get behind us. Then we take care of them first. Those two, those white men, they come to help us. Hand me a few more of those stones, jerkey. Here you are, Chad. I'm sorry that we didn't have something more to dig with than our hand, Senor Valicheta. It does not make much difference, Senor Remington. These graves are temporary only. If we ever get a ship to Fort Lincoln. Live on. Pablo shall have fine graves back home with marble headstones. You'll forgive my intruding in a time like this, Senora Valechida, but how is it that you're taking your sheep all the way to Fort Lincoln. My husband Diego had arranged to sell all the sheep to Senor Bronco. Bronco, huh? What is he now? A government contractor for beef cattle and sheep? See, he has a contract for me with the government. That just gives the light of the old adage about early to bed and early to rise and living an honest life. Government contractor? You already know this Senor Cuenca like a book. About three years ago he was down in our neck of the woods. But he sloped fast when we found out that he was peddling whiskey and rifles to the Indians. Even bad men if he paid price for sheep. That is what I asked. Well, Senora Vilceta, since Cherokee and I are doing nothing in particular, I don't suppose you'd have any objections to our riding along with you and making sure that the sheep get through. Oh, no, senor. You have no reason to be any more help to me. Already you drove off the Indians. Even though my husband and brother in law were killed. You saved the flock. Now, I'm not above taking credit, but we didn't drive off any Indians, senora. But I saw you when you and Senor Remington come up behind us. That was when Indians ride off. That's when the raiders rode off. I've got a pretty good nose for smell, senora. And those men didn't smell like Indians. The men who raided you smelled mightily like two legged polecats. White men. And if you don't object, Cherokee, and I sure mean to find out. Why don't a lot of you shut up? Only a bunch of half wit would bungle a simple little job like that. Now wait a minute, Bronc. We didn't do the bungling. We just didn't send enough men. What are you talking about, Schiller? There were eight of you and only three of them herders. And the two men you say rode up. Yeah, but them jaspers that rode up rolled up behind us. Ask Eddie. Ask anybody. That's the truth, Bron. Maybe if we'd seen them coming, it would have been different. But they caught us by surprise. And you can shut up too, Eddie. Well, yes, that's what I'm telling you. Talk, talk. That's all I get. Well, if I'd have been along, we'd have had them sheep. Oh, sure, sure, if nobody stopped you from coming along, you know. And if you ask me, Eddie, you better be leaving. You're through. I'd say I'm through, but good this time. And the next time I send anybody out to get them sheep, I think I'll dress them up in dunce caps instead of like Apaches. Senor Remington. Yes, senora. You feel the air, if I may, judge, of the weather, it feels and sounds as if a storm's coming up. A storm would certainly wreck everything up here in these mountains. There are two rivers to cross between here and Fort Lincoln, and a real storm could. Now what, Chad? Well, you're staring like Galileo with his first telescope. Hold it. Rain up there is trouble. Senor, you smell something again? I don't know about smelling it, but I certainly see something. Look over there. Isn't that a man riding tortoise? My Godfrey, it's an Apache. Look, he's wearing a yellow shirt. Perhaps he wears yellow shirt. But that man riding saddle, he white man. It's a white man riding up. And he isn't just out for the exercise. He's riding straight for us. Howdy, friend. Something we can do for you? Ah, maybe so. First I'd like to do something for you. Something for us, huh? Well, first, maybe you can explain what you're doing wearing an Apache shirt. I was one of the men who raided these sheep this morning. Why, you blasted no good on purpose. Now, wait a minute, Cherokee. There must be a reason why he raided the sheep. And another reason why he rode out here in the middle of nowhere to tell us. Maybe you are the man who killing my Diego. Ma'am, any shooting I did was over your head. You see, I thought I recognized you. Remington. Remington? Do I know you? You know my brother, Jimmy Bakewell, and it was you who got him pro. And you must be. Let me see. Yes, you must be Eddie Blakewell. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Since I figure one good turn deserves another, well, I took my life in my hands and rode out to meet you. But why? What do you want to tell us? You know who engineered that raid this morning, Bront. Quantro. Quantro? But he's the man who's supposed to buy these sheep. Sure, sure, he said he was going to buy him. But that ain't the way Quantro runs his business. You see, he arranges to buy cattle and sheep, providing they're delivered at Fort Lincoln. Yes. Then by dressing his men up like Apaches, he gets the animals and the engines get the blame. But. But why? You come to tell us why? I'll tell you why, ma'am. Those Bron Quattro is as cussed as they come. And for one, I've taken all the slapping around I'm going to take. I suppose now that he Missed the sheep this morning. It's only made him more determined. It sure has. When he comes out after him next time he'll be bringing every man jack that works for him. Oh more trouble, more trouble. I start to believe the whole thing is not worth it. I've never heard a bass talk that way before Senora Velceta. And certainly never an American. How far behind us is Quantro and his gang Eddie? Well about an hour, an hour and a half at the most. Well this is a fine hog headed hill. I suppose this is the only trail to Fort Lincoln. The only trail. Yeah but you could get there driving these sheep across Diablo Basin. Diablo Basin? Oh no. It is so hot there and the sheep move so slow we would die before we were one hour across. There's a river the other side of Diablo Basin, isn't there? Yeah, yeah, the big Salamander. But you'd have to swim the sheep across and that water's plenty high. If this storm breaks the water will be plenty higher. Just the same folks, with Bronco right on our heels, I'm going to try to get these sheep to Fort Lincoln. If we have to drive them halfway around the world to get them there. Hey wait a minute. Rain up Chiller where incarnation funded. Do you think they're driving them sheep? Looks from here as if they're hidden into the Diablo base in bronc into that furnace. You don't get to Fort Lincoln that way. You could if you went up through the painted rocks till you got to the big salamander. Then swim them across. They couldn't swim that themselves even without the sheep. Are you loco? I'm not. Maybe they are. I wonder what made them change their minds and go that way. Yeah, sounds like they knew we were behind them. By blazer Schiller. I'll bet that's it. Eddie. Eddie Bakewell. Well now I want two scalps hanging from my belt. Remington's and Eddie's. If we could get through them lava beds we can probably head them off before they hit the river. That's us. I don't care how tough it is. Let's ride. We started out like this. One of the sheep. Now it's Remington and Bakeville too. By Jasper. If I have to follow him into prairie dog holes. I'm going to get them two up for the last thing I do on this earth. We'll return to the second act of the trail drive our exciting frontier town adventure in just a few moments. And now. Frontier town. Well are you beginning to understand why I'M looking for a little quiet law business. I've had my back to the wall a few times in my young life, but never has my back been jammed against a series of walls. Bronco and his little band of high spirited gentlemen loaded on like an arsenal. Right behind us, 800 and some odd head of tired and frightened sheep Ahead of us, a volcanic blast furnace known as Diablo Basin to the left of us. And the big salamander running brown and dirty over its banks, aided by the fury of a mountain storm to the right of us. But when you're boxed in on all four sides, there's not much you can do but plunge ahead. And in the case of palada velitrada, Cherokee O'Bannon, Eddie Bakewell and myself, plunging ahead hits the nail right on the thumb. Because there was very little left for us to do but herd the flock of sheep up to the edge of the big salamander and get ready to plunge in. And that's a prospect I never want to face again as long as I live. If I live that long. You're Remington. Even this seems a miracle getting this far. But anyone who sees the river cannot need to know very much to realize these sheep, tired and weak from the drive, will never be able to swim across. Well, if I were a betting man, and I am, I'd give you 10 to 1 the sheep can't make it. And 20 to 1 I can. Cherokee, you've been around the frontier long enough to have learned that where there's water, there must be cottonwoods and willows. What a remarkable discovery. Professor. Go to the head of the class. Cottonwood and willow. Remington, what do you mean? You think maybe we can hide the sheep on the trees? Because if you do. I wish to goodness we could, Eddie. It would be a lot easier. But as long as I seem to be running a school here. Do you remember what Noah did when he was confronted with rain? Well, unaccustomed as I am with the perusal of religious literature, it so happens that I am well acquainted with old man Noah's resourcefulness, as I was always interested in what a man would do when completely surrounded by water. Jed, you do not think we can build an ark like Noah? That's right, I don't. But I do believe that we could build a few rats, lash them together and pull the sheep to the other bank without losing even one kid. Rats moderate they send us. We have no tools. Even if we had the tools, we haven't the time. We've got a few tools that Cherokee And I pack for our hunting trip. And as far as time goes, well, we've got as much time at our disposal as the good Lord will allow. All right, come on, boys. We've got some hand axes and some rawhide. So let's be unpacking those tools and getting to work before Bron Quantro gets here and goes to work on us. I never would have believed it, Chad. Got about enough logs now for one raft. Save your breath, Eddie. Because if we don't get through with this job and soon, Quantro may see that none of us has any breath left. Even this rain. I'm as hot as a furnace already. What you'd better do, Philanda, is to start hurting some of those sheep aboard a raft. You never can tell when. We may have to leave sooner than we expected. Hi. Hi. Get aboard there. Say, Chad. What is it, Jerky? What do you say to Keith? To make them move, you have to learn to talk their language, Jerky. Their language? Sure. You've got to get behind them and say, you know, Chad, if it weren't for you, we never would have had a friend. Joe, look there. Look. Just coming up over the edge of the Painted Rock. Indians. Apaches. Apaches nothing. That's Bron Quanto and his gang. Not only have we spotted them, but they've spotted us. Not only they spotted us, but they're getting our range. That was my hat. All right, come on, grab our horses and let's get aboard those rats. Palata, start moving those sheep. Come on. Come on. Chad. Chad. Bron's coming down the other side. Well, you wear a gun, man. Don't leave our flank unprotected. Left hand. Two of them curling down there in the willow. Thanks, Jero. I can see them good right over the side of this buffalo gun. All right, now pull. Pull for the sandbank. Get them over there. Push. Oh, Lord, a mighty Cherokee I never thought would make it. I was just about able to pull myself up the bank, Eddie. A few moments, I thought I was gone. Why, you just leave it at Chad, Joe. Where is Chad? He was right behind me on the last ramp. If anything happens to him, out. Jerky, isn't it him out there down below us in the river? Where? I don't see any. Sweet merciful providence, it is Chad. He's swimming his horse up to help Paulina. He's got hold of her, but the weight's too much for him. Cherokee's not gonna make it. Well, he's gonna make it if I have anything to do with it. Say your prayers, Eddie, and keep me covered. Ah, you plain fool. You can't swim out to him. Well, I'll be hamstrung. Full of booze and with hardly a muscle in his body. And look at that O'Bannon swim. Hang on, Chad. I'm coming. Chad. Key. Look out. Look out with a horse. Poor fool. He's never gonna make. There you are. I think we got most of the water out of you, Cherokee. Well, I didn't want to have to die full of water. Oh, senor, never, never have I seen a man swim like you do. So fast, just like a fish. Well, senor, anytime I get in the water, I just can't swim fast enough. I just can't wait to get out of it. Oh, no. Well, it sure looks like Quantro gave up all right. From the yelling I heard in the opposite bank. Chad, there was a couple of them ranahans who felt your leg. Well, it's all right with me. And if I sound just a little bloodthirsty, I mean, to 30 to 4 aren't very good odds. Well, senor, now that the storm is over, we had better move the sheep again. Yeah. Yeah, and if we don't get out of here, Quantro might change his mind and get around behind us again. How far would you say it is from where we are to Fort Lincoln, Eddie? Oh, about eight, nine miles. Well, the sun's coming out again. That'll dry out our clothes while we're riding. So I say let's get back on our horses and be off for Fort Lincoln. Whoa. Whoa, there. Whoa. All right, all right. You boys drop by tomorrow and I'll pay you off. All right. Come on, Shelley. Hey, Brock, you're going to your office? I'm going back over to my place and fix up my shoulders. It hurts like blazes. Yeah, Shelley, go ahead. And if I was you, I'd go someplace, too. I wouldn't want to show my face when Remington hits down like I'm that big a fool. I got some mighty important business to take care of up in Dakota. Like they'll be going a couple of weeks. See you when I get back, Shelley. Sure, Brock. See you then. Well, howdy, Bron. Oh, it's you, Eddie. What are you doing hanging around my office? Waiting for you. You know something? I'm glad you're here. Gonna save me looking you up. Yeah. Did you run across Chad Remington after I threw you out this morning? Up in the Diablo Basin, you mean? Yeah, yeah, I seen it, and I told him what you were Planning to do. And you know something else? All he lost was seven sheep crossing the big salamander. Yeah? How do you know what he lost? Chad told me. And if you're interested, he's standing right behind that closet door. Chad. Here. Of all the things you ever pulled, Quantro, trying to wrestle those sheep from those poor Basques was about the lowest. What are you doing here anyhow? Why are you always showing up someplace where you don't belong? Oh, but I do belong in Fort Lincoln. You see, I'm going to be the government star witness when they try you for murder, Chad. Watch it, Frank Scott. And if you try to pick up that gun, Quantro, I'm promising you this much. I'll jump you and bang your head until it goes clean through that floor. All right, Eddie, you get his gun. Then we'll take him over to the post guard house. Being a government contractor, Mr. Quantro's picked himself up a nice charge of a federal offense. Senor Chair. And Senor Cherokee, all the things I have in my heart to say to you, when I make them into little words, don't have it, they turn to a big lump in my throat. Well, nothing comes out. Senor, as an expert on human ailments, I diagnose your case as the very common sediment in the throat. Sediment in the throat? Is that serious, Pilada? Believe me, the disease may not be serious, but I'm willing to bet that Cherokee's remedy will be. Oh, you have a remedy? Good. Ah, madam, the first thing you'll have to do is rustle up a bottle of alcohol. Since I know you can't get alcohol out here, I suggest you get something like alcohol. Namely, good old drinking liquor. Oh, no, you don't, Cherokee. You're not going to get a drink that way or any other way. I'm not? Say it. You even treated those little lambs better than you treat me. Naturally. Naturally? Naturally. You want me to treat you like a hog. A hog? Yes, a hog. Belada. You see, Cherokee wants me to let him get a snoot. R.A. frontier Town starring Reed Hadley and featuring Wade Crosby as a Bruce Ells production. Story and direction by Paul Franklin. Music written and played by Ivan Dittmar. Be sure to be with us again same time next week for another fine action adventure story with your favorite young western star, Reid Hadley. And now this is Bill Forman to tell you that Frontier Town comes to you from Hollywood. All right, we're all set for the party. 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