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Andrew Rines
Welcome to the Old Time Radio Westerns. I'm your host Andrew Rines and I'm excited to bring you another episode. This is one of over 80 episodes released monthly for your enjoyment. You can find more western shows at our website by going to otrwesterns.com now let's get into this episode.
Narrator
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Andy Devine
Aye, you folks hold on your hats and pass those Kellogg's Sugar Pops. Cause here comes Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok and his pal Jingles, which is me, Andy Devine. We've got another Rootin tootin Wild Bill Hickok adventure story for you. From the cereal you can eat out of the bowl or out of the box. The cereal with the sweetening already on it, Kellogg's Sugar Pop.
Narrator
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Narrator
In all their years with the United States Marshal's Office, Wild Bill Hickok and his deputy Jingles thought they had met every kind of bad man the west had to offer. They had a big surprise coming, however, when a thunderous adventure sprang from their meeting with a self admitted phony desperado who introduced himself as Tuffy Tombstone.
Andy Devine
Now, Bill, will you pour that other pitcher of water over my head for me?
Guy Madison
Sure, Jingles. Here it comes.
Andy Devine
That sure cools you off when the weather's hot like this.
Guy Madison
Yeah, get the sound out of your hair too.
Andy Devine
Well, I got plenty of that riding over from Three Fork. Now where's my towel?
Guy Madison
Stuck in your belt, partner, where you left it.
Tuffy Tombstone
Oh.
Andy Devine
Oh, yeah, man, now I feel a lot better.
Guy Madison
And maybe you're ready to tell me what you found out over in Three Forks.
Andy Devine
I'm ready, but I got nothing to offer, Bill. They got a town so peaceful there, I come near settling down. Why, they ain't even had a dog fight in Three Forks for the last three years.
Guy Madison
So that lets Three Forks out.
Jeff
Yeah.
Andy Devine
You find out anything on the other side of the mountains, Bill?
Guy Madison
Same story, Jingles. Biggest robbery they've had lately was done by a coyote in a chicken yard.
Andy Devine
Well, then let's forget the whole thing and go out and eat dinner. You're on.
Guy Madison
At least for dinner.
Andy Devine
You ain't much on. Forgetting the robber gang, huh?
Guy Madison
Well, not when headquarters says they're working west. You know that's going to put them right in our lap sooner or later, partner.
Andy Devine
Well, I for one hope they don't get no closer than down Jingles.
Guy Madison
Those slugs are coming close.
Andy Devine
Where are they coming from?
Tuffy Tombstone
Just about ever. Hit this bird.
Andy Devine
There he is, Bill. That old coot coming out of the general store.
Guy Madison
Come on. He's old enough to know better.
Tuffy Tombstone
Yes, sir, he don't come any meaner, so walk wide of me, you hear?
Guy Madison
Hold it right there, old sir.
Andy Devine
Hammer any means. Hold it, you old goat.
Tuffy Tombstone
Who's got the sand to face up the toughy Tombstone? Stand and fight, I say.
Andy Devine
Bill is gun
Tuffy Tombstone
my hog legs out of cartridges. Wait. Lie reloading.
Guy Madison
You'll put that hog leg back in its holster and simmer down old time.
Andy Devine
That's what you'll do.
Tuffy Tombstone
I will?
Guy Madison
You sure will. One of those slugs just about opened up my wishbone.
Tuffy Tombstone
It did? Well, now, I must be getting better. What's your name, bub? Shows I can write it down, my little book.
Andy Devine
His name's Wild Bill Hickok, you prune faced old featherhead. Mine's Jingles. You just miss me, too.
Tuffy Tombstone
Wild Bill Hickok. Jingles by dad. This calls for celebration. You be the most famous lawman in the west and I be the meanest desperado this side of St. Joe.
Guy Madison
You are, huh?
Tuffy Tombstone
I said I was, didn't I?
Andy Devine
Yeah, you look it.
Tuffy Tombstone
Well, just to prove it, I'm gonna take you down to the Last Draw Cafe and buy you the toughest steak you ever et. You'll remember Tuffy Tombstone to your dying day.
Andy Devine
Tuffy Tombstone. Toughy doggone if you ain't enough to make the west give up.
Guy Madison
You sure kept your promise. That was the toughest steak I ever ate.
Tuffy Tombstone
Good for the teeth and jaw muscles, Wild Bill. Hey, you got a railroad spike handy? Jingles.
Andy Devine
Now, you know the railroad ain't got within 200 miles of here yet.
Tuffy Tombstone
Well, no matter. I was just going to show you how I could bite one of them spikes in two.
Andy Devine
You sure try hard to live up to that name you give yourself, don't you? Hey, what got it so quiet all of a sudden?
Tuffy Tombstone
You think I ain't mean?
Guy Madison
Hold it, Tubby. Everybody's watching those men come in.
Andy Devine
Yeah, there's a bunch of real mean looking Omris, Tuffy.
Tuffy Tombstone
Them. Hey, you think they're mean? Why, I'll back them down before they can call for a drink of water.
Andy Devine
Hey, now, where you going, Tommy?
Guy Madison
Don't ask for more than you can handle.
Tuffy Tombstone
I'll show you how mean I am, Hickok. Hey, you yellow legs. Pick out the meanest glute among you and let him scratch letters.
Guy Madison
Hold it, Tubby.
Andy Devine
Billy's drone.
Tuffy Tombstone
Look out for Tubby Tombstone.
Andy Devine
I'll get him, boys. Stand back.
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Howie Mandel
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Andy Devine
Yippee.
Sugar Pops Singer
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Tuffy Tombstone
but cowboys know there's an extra treat
Sugar Pops Singer
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Sugar Pops Announcer
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Andy Devine
Good.
Sugar Pops Announcer
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Andy Devine
And.
Sugar Pops Announcer
And it says shot with sugar. Kellogg's Sugar Corn Pops.
Narrator
When Toughy made his grandstand play against the mean looking bunch of newcomers, the meanest of a lot reached for his holster. Suddenly the Last Draw Cafe was filled with gunsmoke.
Tuffy Tombstone
Hey, what happened to my gun?
Guy Madison
You said sand covered old horn Toad. You didn't shoot the gun out of my hand, that's a cinch.
Tuffy Tombstone
Well, you meatheaded warthog, you didn't shoot no gun out of my hand neither. But it's gone nonetheless.
Jeff
Hey, Drew, look. That lean looking Jasper in buckskins over there, he's got a smoking hog leg in his hand.
Andy Devine
He sure has. Gents, that's the answer to what happened to your gun.
Guy Madison
Yeah, well, maybe the gent behind that gun's got a name and a reason for putting in.
Andy Devine
I reckon he's got a name, all right. It's United States Marshal Wild Bill Hickok.
Jeff
Hickok? Hey, boss, I wouldn't tangle with him. He's Pison.
Guy Madison
Pison, is he? Well, no, tin horn lawman. Shooting a gun out of Drew Vega's hand and getting away with it. I got another six iron.
Andy Devine
Watch him, Bill. Now that was a mighty foolish move, mister.
Tuffy Tombstone
Yeah, it sure was. You don't appear to be half as mean as you look, Drew. Vegas.
Guy Madison
Hold it, Tubby. You made your play. Now simmer down. Pick up your guns, Vegas, and go on about your business. My business is gonna be with you, Hickok. Get him, boys.
Andy Devine
Give it to him, partner.
Tuffy Tombstone
I'll wave in and help you.
Andy Devine
Wild Bill, you done it. I started that right, Tony. Now stand back and let me and Bill finish. They're gonna need a new marshal when I get through with you. Hickok.
Guy Madison
Mr.
Tuffy Tombstone
Dirt.
Andy Devine
Attaboy, Bill. Look out behind you. Atta Boyer. You full life. Salamander. Ain't that easy to whip, lawman. You ain't, huh?
Guy Madison
Nice work, Jingles.
Andy Devine
Leaves two out of seven, Bill. Oh, Vegas is getting up.
Guy Madison
You're not through with me yet, Hickok. Then come on, Vegas.
Andy Devine
Give it to him, Bill. I'll try, Jingle. Well, Vegas and his bunch don't look so mean spread out on the floor like that. I wonder what made him so sleepy all of a sudden.
Guy Madison
You come out all right, Jingles.
Andy Devine
Not a scratch on me, Bill.
Guy Madison
Tuffy sure started a big one that time. Hey, by the way, where'd he get to, huh?
Andy Devine
Tuffy. Tuffy Tombstone. You sawed off tin horn tornado. Come out from under wherever you're under.
Guy Madison
Hey, looks like he decided to get while it gets good, bud.
Andy Devine
Well, doggone his ornery hide. Starts a fight for us with this bunch of Gila monsters and takes off like a jackrabbit.
Guy Madison
Well, never mind, Jingles. Take a good look at these Jaspers on the floor here.
Andy Devine
Well, what for, Bill? You got something on your mind?
Guy Madison
Just a chance. I'm gonna telegraph their descriptions back to headquarters.
Andy Devine
You mean you're thinking maybe Tuffy accidentally introduced us to the very same robber gang we're supposed to be looking for, huh, Bill?
Guy Madison
Stranger things have happened to us. Pardon?
Andy Devine
Well, then why not lock them up before we send the telegram? We could book him for fighting.
Guy Madison
Tuffy started the fight.
Andy Devine
Yeah, that's right. Well, we ain't doing no good standing here.
Guy Madison
Right. Let's go get Jeff to send the message. And we'll make a point of keeping our eyes on these birds.
Tuffy Tombstone
Now, Hickok's out of the way for a minute. I'll wake up this bunch of sand lizards and tell them a thing or six. Look at him. Useless mess of leatherheads. Seven of them and they couldn't whip two. Two bit starbusters. Well, now, a bucket of water. Yeah, I reckon this is what I was looking for. Yeah. All right. Come on, Vegas, wake up and get on your feet. Get up, you jugheads. We get all day.
Andy Devine
Hey, cut it out with that water, Tuffy.
Guy Madison
What's the idea?
Tuffy Tombstone
I'll tell you what's the idea, you bunch of false alarms.
Guy Madison
Oh, lay off, Tuffy.
Jeff
You threw us up against Wild Bill, Hickok and Jingles. They ain't exactly dudes, you know.
Tuffy Tombstone
Shut your yak. You had odds of 7 to 2.
Guy Madison
They'll pay for that, Tuffy. We'll jet them.
Tuffy Tombstone
They'll pay, all right. But I'm not taking any more chances on you, Vegas. Nor these milk and water owl hooches tagging on your shirt tail. I'll take care of Hickok and that gorilla with him myself.
Guy Madison
What can you do by yourself, Tuffy?
Tuffy Tombstone
I'll use my head, Vegas. That's something you don't know about. Now listen to me, all of you.
Guy Madison
Yeah, yeah, we're listening, Tuffy.
Tuffy Tombstone
I got it all figured. But you got to time it to the split second.
Jeff
We ain't never missed fire before, Tuffy. And we rob more banks than any gang that's ever rode this trail.
Tuffy Tombstone
All right, here it is. When you leave here, don't go in a bunch. Saunter down near the bank in pairs, same as usual.
Guy Madison
When you set off some dynamite at the other end of the street and we hear the expl explosion, we take the bank.
Tuffy Tombstone
You ain't listening, Vegas.
Sugar Pops Singer
You're talking all right, what's different?
Tuffy Tombstone
You wait till you hear the second explosion, then take the bank fast and ride bent for Leather by the warehouse. I'll join you up with you there.
Jeff
We never had no second explosion before.
Guy Madison
Yeah, Tuffy, what's that second explosion going to mean?
Tuffy Tombstone
It's going to finish the job you couldn't do. That's what it's going to be. The end of Jingles and Wild Bill Hickok.
Jeff
I Got it all, Mr. Hickok. Full descriptions of one, drew Vegas and the mother.
Sugar Pops Announcer
Six men.
Jeff
Anyone to send it collect? The headquarters?
Guy Madison
That's right, Jeff.
Andy Devine
Ain't there somebody else we could send greetings to, Bill?
Guy Madison
I suppose so. Why didn't.
Andy Devine
Well, as long as it's going collect and don't cost us nothing. Seems like we ought to say hello to all our friends back in Amelie.
Guy Madison
This his official business party.
Jeff
That Jingles don't miss a trick, does he, Wild Bill?
Andy Devine
Oh, go tick your ticker, you old fossil.
Jeff
Now, what in thunder was that?
Andy Devine
Thunder's right, Bill. That sounded like the whole town just blew up.
Guy Madison
Come on, Jingles.
Jeff
Yeah, I'm coming with me.
Andy Devine
You stay there and send that message. We got to have an answer quick. Well, all right. That bird.
Jeff
But let me know what happened.
Andy Devine
Bill, I don't see nothing.
Guy Madison
There it is.
Andy Devine
What?
Guy Madison
Smoke rising back of the warehouse.
Andy Devine
Come on, let's go. Bill, I ain't much for running around on foot like this. My bunions ain't placed just right for us.
Guy Madison
It's not far, Jingles.
Andy Devine
It's far enough, dog on it. Why did I leave Joker down in the livery stable this morning anyway? Quit your beefing, partner.
Guy Madison
Come on around this corner.
Andy Devine
Bill, ain't that smoke coming from the tool shed where John Booney keeps all his blasting powder?
Guy Madison
Sure looks like a jingles then.
Andy Devine
Whoa up and hold it right here. Wild Bill Hickok.
Guy Madison
What's the matter, sir?
Andy Devine
You gone local Bill?
Guy Madison
Not that I know of.
Andy Devine
Well, I haven't. You ain't gonna get old Jingles to go one step closer to that tool shed. No, sir, Reed.
Guy Madison
Then how are we gonna find out what happened?
Andy Devine
Sit right here and let a little bird come and tell us. Bill. There's enough blasting powder in there to blow us up to the moon. And I. I ain't got no business up there.
Guy Madison
All right, partner. You wait here then.
Andy Devine
No, sir. Now you ain't going in there either he goes. Let go of me. No, I ain't. You're feather headed enough to walk in there and get blasted into a smoke signal. It's my duty to stop you,
Guy Madison
Jingles. Somebody's hurt in there.
Andy Devine
I'm going in hey, Bill, wait. Watch yourself now. That voice came from inside. Kind of dark in here. I don't see nothing or nobody.
Guy Madison
There, by the other door.
Andy Devine
Hey, you, Bill. There's something wrong here.
Tuffy Tombstone
I sure outsmarted you that time, Hickok.
Andy Devine
Toffee.
Guy Madison
Tombstone. Yeah.
Andy Devine
What's that little varmint up to now?
Tuffy Tombstone
You will never live to find out. Big boy.
Andy Devine
Shooting at the dynamite. Get back, Jiggle.
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Andy Devine
Yippee.
Tuffy Tombstone
Sugar Pops.
Sugar Pops Singer
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Tuffy Tombstone
Boy, they're neat.
Sugar Pops Singer
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Tuffy Tombstone
but cowboys know there's an extra treat
Sugar Pops Singer
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Narrator
Wild Bill Hickok, hearing a call for help from the tool shed rushed headlong into a well planned trap of toughy Tombstone.
Andy Devine
Bill, why'd you push me that way? Hey, how'd I get out here? Bill. Bill. Oh, I gotta find him, Bill. The tool shed. That was it. Bill pushed me outside and he's still in there under all that wrecking. Well, I'll clear that out in a hurry. There ain't a chance in a thousand he's still alive under here. But I'm gonna try.
Jeff
What's going on here? I heard two explosions. Hey, Jingles, what are you doing?
Andy Devine
Oh, don't ask so many fool questions and give me a hand.
Jeff
Hey, what are you looking for under there? Where's Bill?
Andy Devine
Bill? Bill. He's under here. We gotta get him out.
Jeff
Is he hurt?
Andy Devine
I don't know, but you're gonna be if you don't.
Jeff
Oh, there he is. Lift that next beam. Easy, Jingles. Yeah.
Andy Devine
Now can you see if he's still breathing, Jeff?
Jeff
I can't tell, Jingles. Just keep lifting.
Andy Devine
Come on, James. What the thunder's that?
Jeff
He's shooting down the other end of the street. Hey, the bank's being robbed and those owl hoots are riding away.
Andy Devine
Hey, look. Look at that old toughie tombstone with him.
Jeff
Jingles, what are we gonna do?
Andy Devine
I got my hands full here, Jeff.
Jeff
You did it, Jingles. By Dad. I never saw a man have so much weight before.
Andy Devine
Quit talking and help me pull Bill out from under here.
Jeff
Sure, Jingle. Sure easy with him until we know whether or not he's got something broke or not.
Andy Devine
Ellie ain't got no broken bones in his. He's still breathing.
Jeff
Let's get his hat off. Look at that goose egg lump out in his head.
Sugar Pops Announcer
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Andy Devine
Say, now, that feels like. Hey.
Guy Madison
Hey, what's going on?
Jeff
Ain't dead. Jingles.
Andy Devine
Bill, I sure am glad to hear you talking to me.
Jeff
He sure is, Wild Bill. He moved durn near half a building with his bare hands to hold you
Guy Madison
out for from under Blast and Potter.
Andy Devine
Yeah, that farm at Tuffy Tombstone. Bill, they robbed the bank.
Guy Madison
I figured they would, partner.
Andy Devine
Bill, you don't hear so good while we. You were knocked out, Drew Vegas that much al Hoot stuck up the bank and went roaring out of town with the money.
Guy Madison
That's all.
Andy Devine
Yeah, that's so. Doggone it. And you know who went riding out with him?
Guy Madison
Toby Tombstone.
Andy Devine
Bill Hickoker. You've been playing possum on me when I thought you were darn near dead.
Guy Madison
No, partner. That bump on my head is a real McCoy. That's one thing I didn't figure on.
Andy Devine
Then how'd you know all about the bank robbery and Tuffy Tombstone? Tell me that.
Guy Madison
If I do jingles, we'll be late for the payoff. Let's get down to the bank.
Andy Devine
Wanna give me a hand?
Jeff
Yeah, I better run and see whether there's reply to your telegram, Wild Bill.
Guy Madison
Looks like we've already had our reply, Jeff.
Jeff
Oh, no, we ain't. I haven't had a thing from Abilene on that wire.
Guy Madison
Yeah.
Jeff
That must have been a real hard bump you got on your head, Wild Bill.
Guy Madison
It was, Jeff. But it didn't addle my brains any, if that's what what you mean. Come on, Jingles. There's going to be a surprise party at the bank and we don't want to miss it.
Andy Devine
Surprise party? Jeff, maybe you better find old Dog Humphrey and tell him to meet us at the bank. I ain't so sure, but. What? Bill's brains got a little addled after all.
Narrator
Yeah.
Andy Devine
Get yours, Bill.
Guy Madison
Yeah, Jingles. That should leave just one window.
Andy Devine
Yeah, this one. I'll lock it right now.
Guy Madison
Hold it. But that's the one we want to leave unlocked. Just close it.
Andy Devine
Bill. Bill, I hear horses out there.
Guy Madison
Those are winter quick. Easy now.
Andy Devine
I sure don't get this at all. If it's other bank robbers, they ain't gonna get nothing. If it's the same ones, what are they coming back for?
Guy Madison
You'll see. But stand on the other side of that window like you were a piece
Andy Devine
of furniture and let them all get inside, huh?
Guy Madison
That's right. Quiet now. Here they come. You go on in, Tuffy. I'm with you.
Tuffy Tombstone
Yeah, and get the others in. We're gonna find that money if it's the last thing we do. Nobody's pulling a trick like that on Tuffy Tombstone and getting away with it.
Guy Madison
That's where you're wrong, Tuffy Reach.
Tuffy Tombstone
Where'd that voice come from?
Guy Madison
Somewhere there in the dark. Sounded like Hickok, Tuppy.
Tuffy Tombstone
Well, Hickok's dead, I tell you.
Guy Madison
Don't be too sure about that, Cuffy. It is him. Blast him.
Andy Devine
You dog unwell riders. Him. You low down coyotes. Kill them both.
Tuffy Tombstone
Shoot your feather head.
Guy Madison
Not so good in the dark, eh? Vegas. No, don't move, either one of you. Those are my six guns in your back, Cuffy. He's got his cold.
Andy Devine
Then drop those guns. And the rest of you owl hoots do the same. Our toughie in Vegas will only be a couple of bad memories.
Guy Madison
Get a lamb, Jingles.
Andy Devine
I got one, Bill. There sure does show up this pint sized tin horn tarantula for what he is.
Tuffy Tombstone
Now I know who put them iron washers and cut up newspapers in their money sacks now.
Andy Devine
Bill Hickok. You never told me about that. That ain't fair.
Guy Madison
Sorry, Jingle. I did that when we first came to town. Guess I forgot to mention it.
Andy Devine
Yeah. Then that's why those two bit bandits come sneaking back tonight to get the real money.
Guy Madison
That's it. Pardon. They were later than I expected.
Tuffy Tombstone
Where'd you ever think up a dirty trick like that, Hickok?
Guy Madison
You mean the washers and paper instead of money? Tough. Yeah, well, that's one I borrowed from another hall hoot by the name of the Red Skull, Tuffy. He put rocks in a gold box to fool me one.
Andy Devine
Yeah, you'll probably meet up with the Red Skull up at the state prison, Tuffy. And on those long winter nights, you can entertain each other with tales about all the smart tricks you pulled on Wild Bill Hickok and Jingles.
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Guy Madison
So long, kids.
Andy Devine
See you Friday.
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Release Date: March 21, 2026
Host: Andrew Rhynes
This episode brings to life the thrilling and comedic Western adventure "Tuffy Tombstone" from the classic radio series “The Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok.” Fully restored and enhanced for modern audio, the episode transports listeners to the Old West, where U.S. Marshal Wild Bill Hickok and his lovable deputy Jingles encounter the self-proclaimed desperado Tuffy Tombstone. What begins as a brush with a phony outlaw soon turns into an explosive confrontation with a notorious bank-robbing gang. The episode features crackling dialogue, dynamic action scenes, and the signature humor of Jingles, all set against a backdrop of clever twists and classic Western tropes.
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The episode masterfully blends drama, suspense, slapstick humor, and Western authenticity. Wild Bill is the stoic, strategic lawman; Jingles is the ever-complaining yet fiercely loyal sidekick. Tuffy brings comic bluster and misdirection, creating both trouble and levity. The cast’s chemistry, the script’s fast pacing, and classic Western tropes (explosions, bank robberies, gunfights) keep listeners engaged and entertained, culminating in a satisfying capture of the outlaws.
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